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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 года назад +138

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    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 года назад +1

      I don’t care about all that I just wanna go to te states and drink wit the kardahsians

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 года назад +4

      I don’t care about the truth

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 года назад +2

      I’m the fucking comedian in Hell’s Kitchen ... solve that riddle CIA goo goog gagaggaa my family are calling me crazy lmfao 🤪

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 года назад +2

      Good for you with whatever you was trying to do .. I was trying to meet my idols and god bitch slapped. Me to 🌎

    • @evapreciouss
      @evapreciouss 3 года назад +3

      J’nett regretted riemne

  • @Handcannon77
    @Handcannon77 3 года назад +1697

    "its about heroin and pedophilia, thats the entire foreign policy of our country" Someone please protect this man from the CIA suiciding him, literally a national hero.

    • @davidcobble2050
      @davidcobble2050 3 года назад +33

      That would be funny if it wasn't so true

    • @russellm1883
      @russellm1883 3 года назад +3

      Opiates are lab produced synthetic for the most part. Try again

    • @clarkkent2725
      @clarkkent2725 3 года назад +67

      Russell M Respectfully, you should try again

    • @vivienmartin225
      @vivienmartin225 3 года назад +17

      You have the mistake of thinking Timmy isn’t a CIA sleeper cell

    • @nathanwinhusen6017
      @nathanwinhusen6017 3 года назад +23

      @@russellm1883 I hope to God you never have to go down the same path that me and several of my good friends, and the majority of people caught up in the opioid epedemic went down, but the opiates we were getting were definitely not made in a lab.

  • @MrKrackaaa
    @MrKrackaaa 3 года назад +499

    That EDM trap drop over the news clip of a cop shooting a kid is the most accurate summary of today's times

    • @TheDavedevil619
      @TheDavedevil619 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @everss02
      @everss02 3 года назад +19

      I died laughing

    • @chrisminicucci5903
      @chrisminicucci5903 3 года назад +35

      Dude I’ve come back to it 3 times now. I can’t get over it. It’s hilarious in a we are absolutely fucked sort of way.

    • @RCXDerp
      @RCXDerp 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisminicucci5903 more like 300 times haha

    • @russbuss98
      @russbuss98 3 года назад +9

      We're literally in a Dystopian nightmare. It snuck up on us and we're in it.

  • @Sidelinefighter-expert
    @Sidelinefighter-expert 3 года назад +1065

    Can’t believe Tim Dillion bullied Joe Rogan out of LA, off RUclips and now out of his recent studio

    • @Drubujo
      @Drubujo 3 года назад +38

      I give it a year before he boots Joe Rogan out of Austin. Where next, Nashville?

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 3 года назад +19

      @@Drubujo that's too close! For real, Tennessee is legit, don't phuck it up.

    • @GiuseppeM
      @GiuseppeM 3 года назад +6

      33:00 I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING 😂

    • @victorsandoval6843
      @victorsandoval6843 3 года назад +2

      @Sit Back Relax I thought the exact same thing. Tell joe he needs to at least move it from right behind him. Looks dumb.his new studio I don’t like. Yes or yes.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 года назад +2

      I can! JR take a walk. MMP is real competition. Big up Billy boy.

  • @jbullets5964
    @jbullets5964 3 года назад +250

    The Afghanistan song was probably the best thing I've heard so far in 2021

    • @cafemaco85
      @cafemaco85 3 года назад +12

      I've heard it 10 times nonstop.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 года назад +2

      The song he chose tho 🤣

    • @Pinkvr-sigma
      @Pinkvr-sigma 3 года назад +3

      Cant believe i just now seen this lmao

    • @RevanDeluxe
      @RevanDeluxe 3 года назад

      It was a pretty good song

    • @jasonweber5464
      @jasonweber5464 3 года назад +2

      Yeah yeah yo surprised this is the best comment first thing I thought of

  • @kpobje
    @kpobje 3 года назад +101

    The energy source of the podcast comes from the subtle desire of tim to make ben laugh

  • @mikhail5002
    @mikhail5002 3 года назад +551

    It's so crazy that one of the most important, and definitely the most relevant, comedians of our time is getting treated like complete garbage by RUclips and not getting his vids monetized etc. when it's obviously satire, and important and valuable art in general in the context of history of humanity.

    • @PurifiedSmith
      @PurifiedSmith 3 года назад +57

      Cause the internet isn't free like it once was. Everyone seems to be so certain the internet will always remain the wild west. Soon you'll be paying to leave a comment.

    • @aint4nun
      @aint4nun 3 года назад +22

      Dude in the world we live in now this is subtle high brow shit

    • @peter_schomus
      @peter_schomus 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, youtube doesn't care, look at the way they treat Crowder. Hopefully his lawsuit against RUclips changes the censorship issues were having with big tech.

    • @Tybolt1
      @Tybolt1 3 года назад +13

      Hes demonitized? Id follow him to another platform that has comments.

    • @jhilbertdrums
      @jhilbertdrums 3 года назад +13

      He speaks the truth too much. Nobody killin it on RUclips is not getting censored, let’s be honest

  • @boiledprawnshack4196
    @boiledprawnshack4196 3 года назад +484

    Fuck man. Week after week, Tim Dillon keeps killing it. This is by far the best comedy channel on this site

    • @cashel5232
      @cashel5232 3 года назад +6

      ikr so glad i found this channel

    • @loganfranklin2096
      @loganfranklin2096 3 года назад +5

      They keep getting better I swear

    • @snakecat586
      @snakecat586 3 года назад +6

      Agree I’m just pissed there isn’t more 😂

    • @issaggg1087
      @issaggg1087 3 года назад +6

      same! I was listeing to Bad Friends but quickly became unintrested but Tim Dillon has pretty much taken the spot for favorite Podcast!

    • @blammo8208
      @blammo8208 3 года назад +2

      and its not even a big website!

  • @Sleigh
    @Sleigh 3 года назад +276

    There should be mandatory EDM drops on all tragic news stories.

    • @Knaif
      @Knaif 3 года назад +5

      why did they use the "we dropped a fat nuke on terrorists" music? seems a bit emotionally manipulative

    • @here7036
      @here7036 3 года назад +7

      That was so bizarre and I was in and out of sleep I almost had a panic attack. When did the internet become so retarded

    • @TylerLovesYou17
      @TylerLovesYou17 3 года назад +3

      This video was very informative but the drop was wack so I will assume this is all misinformation

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 3 года назад +1

      @@Knaif music is used for emotional manipulation all the time. But this time, I don't know what emotion I'm supposed to be manipulated into feeling

    • @thisismanzar
      @thisismanzar 3 года назад +5

      @@voidoccupant Asi C - Brix

  • @2010kgurl
    @2010kgurl 2 года назад +128

    Watching this in Oct 2022 is tough… We really miss this relationship between Tim and Ben.

  • @aircopulate2104
    @aircopulate2104 3 года назад +65

    Ben looks so cozy. Makes me feel like I’m watching logs burn in a fireplace during winter

  • @BootlegLizard
    @BootlegLizard 3 года назад +757

    Lee Syatt is the glue that holds this podcast together

  • @kailismith
    @kailismith 3 года назад +338

    “What is a baby but a bloodclot that will steal your car to meet his heroin dealer” 😂 TD a global treasure, a global treasure I tell you.

    • @garnitan
      @garnitan 3 года назад +8

      I was dying at that part 🤣

    • @DurzoBlunts
      @DurzoBlunts 3 года назад

      I think he's talking about himself haha

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 года назад +1

      More like a fake global treasurer

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 3 года назад

      Lol that one hit a little too close to home.

    • @jamikatechaos9972
      @jamikatechaos9972 3 года назад

      Been there

  • @jaysonspann8042
    @jaysonspann8042 3 года назад +327

    The sight of Tim Dillon dancing to an edm song put over a murder by a news website is the perfect encapsulation of 2021.
    This will be studied in history classes in the years to come.

    • @chrisrogers4242
      @chrisrogers4242 3 года назад +14

      Didn't you see the pe teacher in Burma doing aerobic dancing and the coup was happening behind her

    • @emissaryofcharybdis105
      @emissaryofcharybdis105 3 года назад +5

      I need an isolated gif of that.

    • @chrisrogers4242
      @chrisrogers4242 3 года назад +13

      @@emissaryofcharybdis105 an NFT

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 года назад +3

      @@chrisrogers4242 that was a horrifyingly accurate description of the world today.

    • @cuve_ae
      @cuve_ae 3 года назад +2

      @@chrisrogers4242 we’re all NFT’s :)

  • @pgwrks4149
    @pgwrks4149 3 года назад +339

    Tim Dillon's Joe Rogan impression is undefeated...

    • @tkirkpat007
      @tkirkpat007 3 года назад +24

      The best plus no one else has the balls to do one.

    • @benjoewalker
      @benjoewalker 3 года назад +1

      Underrated

    • @413.
      @413. 3 года назад +17

      @Savage ehh 1:35:02

    • @Trent_Moorman
      @Trent_Moorman 3 года назад +15

      @@413. that was fucked up

    • @413.
      @413. 3 года назад +1

      @Cool Adam I don't know the timestamp, I actually would' like to know as well 😅😅

  • @dashriprock8596
    @dashriprock8596 3 года назад +35

    "Bin Laden wasn't even there -- but who cares?" I'm dying here. Greatest tribute to 21 years in Afghanistan. Brilliant.

  • @mikelac2
    @mikelac2 3 года назад +222

    That fucking Afghanistan song is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I legit have never laughed that hard alone before, well done sir

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 3 года назад +12

      I'm looking forward to that part being clipped lol

    • @bearinafoxhole5951
      @bearinafoxhole5951 3 года назад

      You saw it or heard it?

    • @SaulNuts
      @SaulNuts 3 года назад +6

      I was listening at work in a quiet office with my ear buds in .... Trying to keep it together ... Snorting ... Crying ...

    • @the_pantichrist2279
      @the_pantichrist2279 3 года назад +1

      @@SaulNuts snorting what?

    • @SaulNuts
      @SaulNuts 3 года назад +3

      @@the_pantichrist2279 the good stuff ... Ya know? The millions of doll hairs i won of the stonks i am snorting the cocaines.

  • @OurBlackFriend
    @OurBlackFriend 3 года назад +391

    Johnson and Johnson was really marketing to all of us D average students who know 66% is more than a passing grade so it checks out.

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +2

      Get the Pfizer or Moderna. It’s better.

    • @dhaltonmiller1215
      @dhaltonmiller1215 3 года назад +39

      @@skdewolf7606 no

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +18

      @@dhaltonmiller1215 I’m kidding the vax is poison ppl don’t understand so. Thin the herd of low IQ.

    • @dhaltonmiller1215
      @dhaltonmiller1215 3 года назад +6

      @@skdewolf7606 lol

    • @AbdullMohommedlol
      @AbdullMohommedlol 3 года назад +6

      @@skdewolf7606 Literally just google "pfizer criminal history".

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 3 года назад +150

    Tim Dillon. Takes full advantage of his freedom of speech. Fact.
    This dude just keeps slaying it. Perfect record. 0 losses.

  • @Vicegrips11
    @Vicegrips11 3 года назад +143

    "IM NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND"
    -Tim Dillon (A man specifically here to joke around)

  • @Adizzy12
    @Adizzy12 3 года назад +33

    This is the funniest podcast ever made in history

  • @dtgonzo90000
    @dtgonzo90000 3 года назад +105

    The war in Afghanistan is like when your friend has been hooking up off and on with a girl for several years and when y’all have a conversation where she comes up you go “that’s still going on?” and it’s always still going on

    • @willswan7714
      @willswan7714 3 года назад +11

      Exactly

    • @atomicalien4
      @atomicalien4 3 года назад +7

      I fucken love this comment

    • @AfricaGeo
      @AfricaGeo 3 года назад +8

      Yep, it’s a long toxic relationship.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 3 года назад +5

      This is funny and pretty spot on.

  • @marthyjazz4915
    @marthyjazz4915 3 года назад +118

    "They have you sit down for 15 minutes, in case you have convulsions so they can cover it up"- Tim Dillon. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +2

      The moderna only made my right eye go gotch. I would go with that vintage. If anyone looking for a recommendation. However a rare JJ is pretty good with a side of quadriplegia. But seriously get your vaccination or you are kind of gross.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 года назад +7

      @@skdewolf7606 "Kind of gross" is how I live my life though! Are you trying to destroy my way of life? My traditions and values?

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +1

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap I’m being sarcastic. But that statement ruins the whole thing. Don’t get vaccinated. You are obviously above average IQ. Er I mean the latest gene therapy ones. Just got the rabies myself. All good up here.

  • @nftech7098
    @nftech7098 3 года назад +262

    "I quit cigarettes bc I want to die from the vaccine" LOLOL

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад +3

      When a man who is not legally liable for the ill effects of a vaccine that he is pushing .
      Who also doesn't vaccinate his children , tells you to take this untested vaccine .
      you better take it!

    • @darlenev9988
      @darlenev9988 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @colin8663
      @colin8663 3 года назад +2

      @@TrollHiddenCave i met with some friends from my home state this weekend. I didn't bring up vaccines or anything once until my friend asked if i took the V and i said that i haven't even been sick or tested during this whole thing, so no.
      And his rebuttal was...."wait wait...but wait....did you take a polio vaccine?!?!" like that was his big gotcha moment.
      I truly just hope this passes over and we all "return to normal" but i also wouldn't be opposed to a fuck ton of these dumbasses just dropping dead if they won't open their eyes.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад

      @@colin8663 well I'm a Satanist and I have no problem with allowing stupid people to die it's necessary for evolution to continue

    • @122amaya
      @122amaya 3 года назад

      @@TrollHiddenCave Your the problem

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 3 года назад +102

    The most surprising thing about Tim is that he's not on cocaine

    • @rudysconstruction
      @rudysconstruction 2 года назад +1

      Imagine if he was….

    • @UTKARSHARJUN
      @UTKARSHARJUN 2 года назад

      @@rudysconstruction it would break Marvel records 😂😂

  • @Kakashi1isjskks
    @Kakashi1isjskks 3 года назад +125

    Ben is equally as important to this podcast as tim dillon. His giggles make the show

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 года назад +379

    Gets vaccine...
    "Go wait in your car and start hOnKiNg your horn if you begin having a seizure"
    LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

    • @tron3420
      @tron3420 3 года назад +12

      Just one long honk because the hand be stuck on tha horn. LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +5

      I want to get on a cattle car in the sky- shot please. Waits in car dies now or in a year. Worth it.

    • @tron3420
      @tron3420 3 года назад +8

      @@skdewolf7606 listen knifes a life fight.

    • @J33-k3s
      @J33-k3s 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @skdewolf7606
      @skdewolf7606 3 года назад +2

      @@tron3420 yes. Not just in Malibu either.

  • @hoodiemike7577
    @hoodiemike7577 3 года назад +182

    The Afghanistan tribute is my new favorite song Lmfao

    • @googleisevil974
      @googleisevil974 3 года назад +10

      Needs to be its own youtube clip 1:04:20 its fucking brilliant

    • @YoJohnnyO
      @YoJohnnyO 3 года назад +9

      @@googleisevil974 it is on the clips channel

    • @taryneve
      @taryneve 3 года назад +2

      Omfg im watching it now for the first time and im dyinggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂 new fav forever

    • @lanceneeley9065
      @lanceneeley9065 3 года назад +1

      I went there 3 times and the song is a classic.

    • @mattweizhongxian7238
      @mattweizhongxian7238 3 года назад +2

      Are you familiar with the hit single “Arabs and Jews?”

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 3 года назад +200

    "There is no one more woke than myself".
    -Tim Dillon

  • @jflanagan9696
    @jflanagan9696 3 года назад +30

    Tim: "Ben and his wife? I wish them well."
    *tees off*

  • @confusedbuthappy7205
    @confusedbuthappy7205 3 года назад +33

    The afghanistan tribute is the single best bit I've ever heard in comedy. Tim Dillon is a treasure and thanks be to Allah that man exists

  • @danimi361
    @danimi361 3 года назад +23

    Clearly, the Afghan war tribute song should be nominated for an Emmy. Brought a tear......

  • @danebrewer5931
    @danebrewer5931 3 года назад +68

    I was actually in the war as infantry in early 2002, it is all true and I have listened to this song on repeat for the last 5 hours while my whole family is sleeping, they are afraid to even ask me if im ok, but its ok cuz im ok, Keep smiling!!

  • @Nictus04
    @Nictus04 3 года назад +64

    "They make you sit there for 15 minutes in case you start convulsing and they have to hide it from the media" bahaha

  • @theroyalscrewgee
    @theroyalscrewgee 3 года назад +60

    Ben rocking back and forth is his coping mechanism. Ben, if you need help wear a yellow sweatshirt on the next podcast.

  • @JBSauce
    @JBSauce 3 года назад +29

    1:04:30 This is what you came here for. Such greatness.

  • @WaterBottle302
    @WaterBottle302 3 года назад +160

    I am lost and without direction until Tim releases a new show

    • @awakenyisrael
      @awakenyisrael 3 года назад +4

      U r g a y.

    • @moshev.4705
      @moshev.4705 3 года назад +2

      get the patreon

    • @yodythewoadie
      @yodythewoadie 3 года назад +2

      @@moshev.4705 even on Rothschild's tier it's never enough. I miss Ben's Brain Jail more than anything 💔

    • @Kaapo73
      @Kaapo73 3 года назад

      Same. And we need to get a new war going soon, for employment!
      I'm feeling pretty good and hopeful about going against Russia in Ukraine! (never underestimate HRC's hatered of the Russians.)

  • @pyrrhospizza5938
    @pyrrhospizza5938 3 года назад +110

    "I just wanna hear more of Dan Crenshaw, don't you?"

  • @ziggyvillavicen6213
    @ziggyvillavicen6213 3 года назад +72

    Everyone’s missing how great some parts of Tim’s singing is

    • @nickeq42
      @nickeq42 3 года назад +3

      He be great on broadway

  • @player-zq8ql
    @player-zq8ql 3 года назад +43

    Ben’s wedding segment top tier content.

  • @wilrsjasac
    @wilrsjasac 3 года назад +156

    I feel like he’s just trying to make Ben laugh out loud and we’re along for the ride. *Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

  • @seriosertyp8145
    @seriosertyp8145 3 года назад +50

    27:24 first time Ben being responsible for losing a sponsor. So proud of him. Yes or yes: Is he learning from the best?

  • @barfyman-dm6zx
    @barfyman-dm6zx 3 года назад +38

    Tim's Afghan War serenade makes all the deadly drone strikes worth it

  • @gagehartsell2193
    @gagehartsell2193 3 года назад +25

    Tim paying for Bens wedding and then shitting all over it is top tier Dillon comedy

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +79

    Won’t lie, huge bill burr fan and he got me into listening to podcasts. With that being said, the Tim Dillon show is better! 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @2feettotheground
      @2feettotheground 3 года назад +11

      Bill’s standup is unmatched but Tim is the podcasting goat

    • @kylesanders8276
      @kylesanders8276 3 года назад +1

      Agreed. Love bill's podcast, love Tim's more. If Bill would just read up and lean in to his banking conspiracy rants

    • @davoid3693
      @davoid3693 3 года назад

      Also a bur fan and I agree

  • @austinhockey11
    @austinhockey11 3 года назад +9

    1:07:37 I’m watching Tim like I watch my kid perform at the ballet recital. So proud of you Tim 🥺

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 3 года назад +392

    No comedian is on this guy's level and sadly all he really is doing is speaking freely.

    • @Jiggy609
      @Jiggy609 3 года назад +12

      Cuz he acknowledges that covid is fake and the vaxx is completely untested

    • @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
      @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 3 года назад +14

      @@Jiggy609 LOL YEA THATS IT

    • @adblack88
      @adblack88 3 года назад +10

      @@Jiggy609 r.i.p. billy conforto gang ptl

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 3 года назад +5

      @@adblack88 drove off the road and into an embankment

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 года назад +5

      @@Jiggy609 He doesn't believe covid is fake. He just acknowledges that there are plenty of legitimate concerns about rushing out vaccines. The "pause" on the distribution of the J&J vaccine highlights that these concerns are legitimate. Still, he was trying to get it even knowing it had ~65% efficacy before they stopped giving it out.

  • @todd.howard
    @todd.howard 3 года назад +123

    I didn’t kill myself

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +5

      Bill has the tapes. You should have gotten the Washington Post to remove that 1998 article about Bill and his security team crashing the boat leaving your island on New Years (no really, its still online too)

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +2

      someone documented this on a literal trip there, and for real literally rented a boat to the island recently, don't worry Jeffy baby, your secrets are out in the open... bahaha (for real, Documented pretty legit, in the documentary, "Jeffrey Epstein: My unplanned brush with his Little St. James island")
      It's legit. He rented a friggin boat, he talked to locals.. the plane already landed for Clinton, so why would their newspaper excuse say they were helping land the plane, after the previous sentence says they already landed? Seems like a weak excuse that reveals the actual story when researched deeper

    • @smoothcat1556
      @smoothcat1556 3 года назад +2

      @@dertythegrower😐 we need links bro, were Americans.... google is so much work.
      🤣😂💯👍♥️

    • @ericbillig9319
      @ericbillig9319 3 года назад +1

      Yes you did...

    • @gabrielsilvas692
      @gabrielsilvas692 3 года назад

      @@smoothcat1556 type boat hurts 3 in clinton detail dosent say much just that they left the island and 3 of his guards got hurt during the crash

  • @regalchange
    @regalchange 3 года назад +12

    “The most dangerous positions you can be in, in life, is getting in the way of somebody and the time they want to waste” 22:57 Yikes... 😂

  • @benbejammi8717
    @benbejammi8717 3 года назад +18

    The truest words I've ever heard "don't get in the way of ppl wasting their time"

  • @masoncarter7333
    @masoncarter7333 3 года назад +311

    Who else better than Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller to narrate the end of an empire.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 3 года назад +4

      Close but no cigar

    • @ChrisDragotta
      @ChrisDragotta 3 года назад +8

      @@lam936 I ll buy that for a dollar.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 3 года назад +3

      @@ChrisDragotta take it from my cold dead hands

    • @MEMESSOSTUPID
      @MEMESSOSTUPID 3 года назад +27

      Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller Muhammad Stein Cohen

    • @wrathofricky
      @wrathofricky 3 года назад +11

      I think you mean Timothy Muhammed Goldstein and most people think hes from america but hes actually from rolls roycistan

  • @Abitflippant
    @Abitflippant 3 года назад +169

    I hope Tim hooks up with one of Ben's friends.

    • @nickchapman9751
      @nickchapman9751 3 года назад +40

      Maybe Ben's dad? A revenge hook up.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +14

      I hope Tim and Ben hookup on their next podcast, all the nasty angles too.. up underneath the taint and all that. Super aggressive while telling jokes and Ben keeps laughing

    • @demolitionsexpert
      @demolitionsexpert 3 года назад

      a friend he meets at the upcoming wedding

  • @filippomarino2508
    @filippomarino2508 3 года назад +127

    Ben is just a version of Tim that didn't start doing coke in middle school

  • @HelenSimms16
    @HelenSimms16 3 года назад +43

    When Tim’s voice broke singing “Oxycodone” I shed a tear

    • @cuve_ae
      @cuve_ae 3 года назад +1

      Taste so gooooooodd

  • @justinlee5958
    @justinlee5958 3 года назад +23

    This is the best podcast on the internet.

  • @pdizzle5046
    @pdizzle5046 3 года назад +42

    When that dubstep track happend I died laughing as Tim danced

  • @Lindseynyc123
    @Lindseynyc123 3 года назад +74

    “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show”. Sweeter words have never been spoken.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 года назад +1

      I got so used to it coming out on Sundays that I forgot it was a Saturday show 🙌 blessed piggy on time lately

  • @ajmb6081
    @ajmb6081 3 года назад +54

    It took 248 episodes for Bens true feelings about the gays to come out, glad he is on his way to a new podcast

    • @noraozer2800
      @noraozer2800 3 года назад +2

      New podcast?
      *Edit: nevermind I didn’t watch it till the end before asking 😅

    • @yodythewoadie
      @yodythewoadie 3 года назад +1

      I miss Brain Jail so fucking much if you tuned in to the old Brain Jail you'd know very well how Ben feels about the gays.

    • @sandygill8440
      @sandygill8440 3 года назад +2

      Bens speaks what we really think lol jk.

  • @jackwalters598
    @jackwalters598 Год назад +6

    This episode really made my day, I was feeling quite bad for the last week and a half and this healed me 🤣

  • @lesleyreese237
    @lesleyreese237 3 года назад +6

    Your hit single, "Pedophile Warlords" has been playing in my head on loop for the last two days as I frequently mentally disassociate from my mundane civil service job. That shit's a real banger.

  • @chrisweston6908
    @chrisweston6908 3 года назад +47

    Show pitch: “The Good Cop”
    Tim Dillon plays the “good cop” who sits around the station eating donuts & ignoring the phone. Every episode a new recruit lectures Tim about “making a difference”, then goes out to make said difference. Of course, they end up in a tight spot and shoot someone. Every show ends with Tim watching the recruit being taken out in handcuffs and saying... “It’s tough being... a good cop.”

  • @cameronhughes9707
    @cameronhughes9707 3 года назад +37

    That song is one of the top ten moments of this podcast.

    • @wolfmanjeff13
      @wolfmanjeff13 3 года назад +6

      I’d say it is the #1 moment. Tim has reached peak boss level real life Eric Cartman with that song!

    • @James-PHX
      @James-PHX 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @ISHTHEBOSS
      @ISHTHEBOSS 3 года назад +1

      Easily

    • @Theynotlikeus2024
      @Theynotlikeus2024 3 года назад

      Top 5 in no particular order...
      Afghanistan war song, Meghan McCain skit, "put her in jail!" rant, air bnb feud with the desert lesbians, better help role play ads

    • @cameronhughes9707
      @cameronhughes9707 3 года назад

      @@Theynotlikeus2024 for me the wallet if funnier than the mehghan skit but the rest 100%

  • @browniebear
    @browniebear 3 года назад +630

    The Tim Dillon Show without Ben Avery would just be... The Tim Dillon

    • @curtisboyce3849
      @curtisboyce3849 3 года назад +44

      yes or yes

    • @DarnThatDragon
      @DarnThatDragon 3 года назад +54

      The laugh makes my week

    • @kyanrinel5898
      @kyanrinel5898 3 года назад +8

      @@johnashenhurst857 yah that one other dude that used to be the co-host/producer (not Ray Cump but the Harry Potter looking dude) tried to actually talk over Tim and answer his rhetorical questions and not let Tim keep going.

    • @TCUjoey
      @TCUjoey 3 года назад +1

      Ok everyone, let’s respect the amount of “likes” on this post....leave it at 69.

    • @lifemusic1980
      @lifemusic1980 3 года назад +1

      Nah, Ben does a lot more than sit and laugh.

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 3 года назад +2

    I love during the Afghanistan War song, you can just faintly hear the backup singers in the music every now and then, and it sounds like they're actually singing and backing up Tim's words.

  • @texboyporsche944
    @texboyporsche944 3 года назад +8

    This whole podcast could have been a comedy special

  • @tylerlaforest7917
    @tylerlaforest7917 3 года назад +33

    When your boss trashes how poor your wedding is going to be 🤣😂☠️ I feel like the more JOE ROGAN compliments Ben the more Ben will suffer at the hands of Tim.

  • @mrs5189
    @mrs5189 3 года назад +144

    Tim Dillon is hurt he's not a groomsman. He doesn't want to admit it. Tim has never had a real friend like Ben.

    • @iamshaman
      @iamshaman 3 года назад +50

      It's kind of rude actually, like fuck Ben...if you resent Tim or don't feel close with him move on don't make someone feel like shit about themselves just because they are often visiously condescending and verbally abusive towards you.. not everyone is perfect!

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 3 года назад +44

      @@iamshaman I'm saying, it's like either develop stockholm syndrome or quit whining about the abuse.

    • @mrs5189
      @mrs5189 3 года назад +2

      @Username User i know

    • @auntpretty7609
      @auntpretty7609 3 года назад +2

      Life in the big City

    • @nonofyourbusiness7631
      @nonofyourbusiness7631 3 года назад

      Hes probably his best man lol

  • @justagirl1894
    @justagirl1894 3 года назад +114

    I come here like I have a date.... or a life. Lol.

  • @NickyBotz54
    @NickyBotz54 3 года назад +2

    I can't wait to start seeing ads for Tim's musical compilation albums. Featuring I love you Afghanistan, His covers of Born in the USA, and his rendition of the american anthem from the "Our Faves" episode. He's establishing himself as a staple of modern american folk music

  • @robbiesalzer7826
    @robbiesalzer7826 Год назад +2

    One of the ALL TIME great podcasts to exist

  • @eriklemay1642
    @eriklemay1642 3 года назад +7

    Every episode is blessed. But some sundays... some sundays the sermons are truly the work of angels. Thank you Afghanistan.

  • @mayurkrip
    @mayurkrip 3 года назад +70

    It's gonna be a real knife fight out there at Ben's Wedding for chicken fingers

    • @googleisevil974
      @googleisevil974 3 года назад +7

      "Fuck community college. Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers."

    • @spoils2873
      @spoils2873 3 года назад +1

      @@googleisevil974 take it easy ricky

    • @vaccallica
      @vaccallica 3 года назад +1

      Oh shit, was Ray invited?

  • @eaea1225
    @eaea1225 3 года назад +38

    tim talking about andy ngo sounds like dave chappelle talking about candace owens

  • @drsteve07
    @drsteve07 3 года назад +2

    This is one of my favorite poddies of all time

  • @jeremiahvalle9971
    @jeremiahvalle9971 3 года назад +2

    This was probably my favourite episode in awhile. So many bits, jokes, and references hit so hard.

  • @tyski2124
    @tyski2124 3 года назад +62

    If South Park and Reno 911 had a baby in Long Island

  • @TheJpwzrd
    @TheJpwzrd 3 года назад +55

    “It is not that we have a short time to live, but that we waste a lot of it” - Seneca

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 года назад +21

      "Take your vaccine" Astra Seneca

    • @Kaapo73
      @Kaapo73 3 года назад +5

      @@scottp.548 "And have fun with the blood and brain issues" - same (AZ)

  • @smollgar
    @smollgar 3 года назад +33

    We needed this tonight. Tim Dillon is the truth :)

  • @Paul-jn9cx
    @Paul-jn9cx 3 года назад +3

    Listening/watching from the UK. Really wish we had someone like Tim over here. Keep it up.

  • @AB-wg7qe
    @AB-wg7qe 3 года назад +19

    My brother worked at a diner. A 400 pound woman came in and my brother asked her is she wanted a booth or a table. She yelled at him and said “Do I look like I can fit in a fcking booth!!???

  • @yodythewoadie
    @yodythewoadie 3 года назад +36

    "It's just funny, the websites funny."
    "See why is it funny?"
    "CP beef?"
    "What's funny?"
    "CP"

    • @SaggyJ
      @SaggyJ 3 года назад +1

      Tim was not budging lol new sponsor tho maybe he’ll give them the underwear ad treatment soon

  • @MsMorbeg
    @MsMorbeg 3 года назад +12

    My favourite RUclips upload every week. Please do a gig in Ireland sometime Tim!🇮🇪

    • @a.n_9364
      @a.n_9364 3 года назад +2

      Yes that would be class

  • @BassGoThump
    @BassGoThump 3 года назад +105

    I already miss Afganistan

    • @J33-k3s
      @J33-k3s 3 года назад +4

      Dont worry. I hear war is very in this year. Especially civil.

    • @JaneDoe-tn8tn
      @JaneDoe-tn8tn 3 года назад

      The reasons for being there haven't changed. Leaving is a mistake.

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

      We need to be there.

    • @bsauced
      @bsauced 3 года назад

      We’re only leaving so we can start a bigger one in Iran.

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

      @@bsauced
      Negative.
      ....America doesn't start. We finish.

  • @benwalker5686
    @benwalker5686 3 года назад +9

    Make no mistake, all the OGs and Rothschilds love this latest of Tim's musical interludes. Brings back memories of the teasers for (but never performance of!) "Who Took Johnny: The Musical"-type vibes. The Pig really has a set of pipes on him!

  • @franciscalhoun3643
    @franciscalhoun3643 3 года назад +8

    The funniest part of the song is when the music first started. That is when I realized how god damn funny it was going to be!

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 3 года назад +59

    I've lost more friends to PTSD after fighting in the middle east than the actual fighting. it makes me wonder what was the fucking point? i guess its hard for me to laugh about it right now, but i'm glad Tim is making jokes about it. i'm not being sarcastic either, people making light of it makes it easier for me to digest.

    • @bena1826
      @bena1826 3 года назад +8

      You can easily separate respecting the troops who just wanted to do good by their country (or even just good by their job) from the overall purpose and result of a war.
      By now though after Vietnam and the mess in the middle east it's pretty clear that being a us soldier is being a mercenary (and hey, in this world there's worse ways to make a living, not really judging here)

    • @BDXRP11B
      @BDXRP11B 3 года назад +1

      It sucked over there

    • @andersyenpow
      @andersyenpow 3 года назад +2

      Its easy, just take the unpopular stance of being for the war but against the troops.

    • @nicklove8857
      @nicklove8857 3 года назад

      Love Stanhope

  • @fifacommendatori1194
    @fifacommendatori1194 3 года назад +63

    My first war was the war on CHRISTMAS and those flames will never die

    • @patrickcolantuoni1724
      @patrickcolantuoni1724 3 года назад

      Mine was the war on drugs. Been fighting the good fight for a long time now. I am an undercover agent, I think I might have gone too deep but fuck it, I'm having too much fun

  • @volcomwave
    @volcomwave 3 года назад +38

    The EDM track from NewsWeek has me dry heaving from laughter.

    • @indiablackwell
      @indiablackwell 3 года назад +4

      I started going into a coughing fit

    • @gvictor
      @gvictor 3 года назад

      @@indiablackwell ripping off the NowThis schtick

  • @Gu1d-0
    @Gu1d-0 3 года назад +3

    This podcast keeps getting better and better, Ben and Tim, I wish them well.

  • @gdogg1475
    @gdogg1475 3 года назад +4

    Best one in a while. So happy this went on for an extra 30 minutes.

  • @Randy4me
    @Randy4me 3 года назад +43

    Tim will be selling timeshares in Afghanistan.

    • @mika274
      @mika274 3 года назад

      And sub prime mortgages

    • @brianpacheco1927
      @brianpacheco1927 3 года назад

      And putting them up on airbnb

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 3 года назад +1

      Stunning estate, only slight damage from a recent VBIED which caved in most of the roof, which lets in beautiful natural sunlight.

  • @agj3358
    @agj3358 3 года назад +56

    Joe rogan stealing your vibe. See his neon sign? Sad. Tim is the #1 podcaster and we all know it!

    • @DendriticFractals
      @DendriticFractals 3 года назад

      Yeah but rogans looks like a green screen. That ship has sailed. No one listens to Rogan anymore.

    • @ToastyChud
      @ToastyChud 3 года назад +1

      Dendritic Fractals joe shot his shoe in the head and finished it on the ground

    • @cj3126
      @cj3126 3 года назад

      @@DendriticFractals If somebody can tell me how to get spotify on my smart tv like I do yt, I will happily go back to Rogan?

    • @DendriticFractals
      @DendriticFractals 3 года назад +1

      @@cj3126 but his show isn't even funny! Tim is beautiful black comedy straight from the tap all the greats used!
      I even think he's joking about being gay, doesn't he have a son?
      He's a trans.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 3 года назад +1

      Tim is dessert. Rogan has really interesting guests. You can't compare meat and potatoes to Tiramisu.

  • @erikal4135
    @erikal4135 3 года назад +50

    Was watching the cop sketch to get this notification. Life in the big city.

  • @isaactuuri6488
    @isaactuuri6488 2 года назад +2

    the taliban song near the end portion, the best Tim dillon moment, i need to blare this in my car, windows down

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 3 года назад +11

    I'm not kidding, when Tim started yelling about the MMPC a bunch of birds flew away from my window terrified

  • @babylonhasfallen5338
    @babylonhasfallen5338 3 года назад +18

    "People are collapsing in parking lots and Johnson and Johnson's response is, ‘*chuckles* Well, that heat's a Bitch!'"

  • @youliketoparty
    @youliketoparty 3 года назад +7

    Timmy Dobrik is all I look forward to every weekend

  • @hoviksmail
    @hoviksmail 3 года назад +13

    I grew up around the gang culture in LA and I've known people who would brag about doing hits for the gang when they were 13-14 years old. Some of these kids would blow your brains out for nothing. They're not these innocent victims. They're psychopaths who enjoy the thrill and excitement of it. They should go after any gang that recruits children, including our political parties.

  • @jamikatechaos9972
    @jamikatechaos9972 3 года назад +20

    My God, I wish I was a gay man, just so I would, technically, have a shot with Tim Dillon.

  • @DestrosArms
    @DestrosArms 3 года назад

    You always seem to manage another best episode ever, so, so much to unpack here but the Afghanistan song really nailed it for this one. Bravo! Bravo! Even better than The Pit and Knife fights in Malibu episodes and the New York Undercover intro theme was fucking awesome! "You got the juice now man".