What is the general sentiment by the people concerning all that is going on there? Are the people cheering and happily giving away their dignity to the government?
Stalking Tim Dillon is like stalking Coronavirus-sure, you can catch him, but you’re going to end up out of breath, listening to people talk about Ivermectin.
Tim: "You know what I hate here? That they're using that Sir Kensington's ketchup, not Heinz." Ben: "I like Sir Kensington's mustard." Tim: "Shut up. The ketchup, that fancy ketchup is stupid... but kill those kids." This is what life is all about.
It sucks that it seems like the advertisers threatened to pull their sponsorships if he didn't stop being hilarious during the reads and dull it up a bit. Happens to everyone, it seems.
in the age of being able to download any paid program an hour after release for free, tens of thousands choose to give tim their money. there isnt a single comic on late night that could say the same.
Your podcast is the ONLY thing that gets me through the wk! Once Saturday hits and my notification goes off it makes all the M-F Bullshit all worth while 💃🏾💖👍🏽👍🏽
“I pay a lot of money, so I expect others to murder my biggest fans, and enough money to buy an anti stalker! I have so much money I’m going to hire teens to stomp out my biggest fans!” Tim Dill
Dear Stalker: Joe Rogan will find you. As he is reaching the peak of his trip a Amargosa vole that Joe has trained during his trip will lead you into the wood chipper that you begged for after being sodomized for hours by a California black bear. Afterwords Joe will meditate as the animals of nature around him comes to feed, and the black bear watches Joe meditate while eating a PoohBear barrel of honey Joe gave to him. Joe will then do a podcast with Robert Downey Jr.
Tim Dillon you are my spirit animal. You bring out my inner savage. My Favorite Comic and possibly the funniest man on earth. This is the best podcast on YT.
Nobody drops podcasts on Saturday night except Tim. Like any of us derelict dirtbags have lives where we go out and do cool shit on a weekend evening. For the past 18 months my life is on the computer.
Tim, Ben, any other affiliate of Fake Biz Inc: hire me to stalk the stalker, I have an adderall prescription and the ability to sit out dere chain smoking and listening to the Alex Jones broadcast while staking out for days
@@zaymire88 I watch the goons podcast and that's what they do. Occasionally the character movements sync up with an emotion they're talking about and I get a laugh so agreed
I have a really similar background as Tim coming from finance and addiction. He is low key a real inspiration to me because I still struggle with my sobriety and feeling empty or lonely because it's been so long since I've seen my family. This show is one of the highlight of my weeks a lot of the time. Thank God there's someone that sees the world like I do. All love TD.
Texas has no law regulating smoking in restaurants. In 1975, Texas first enacted legislation restricting smoking in certain public places including primary and secondary schools, elevators, theaters, movie houses, libraries, museums, hospitals, and some buses.
Saw his show there y'day, opener was good and Tim murdered, as expected...the only thing that made Timonium even remotely bearable last night. Even the spellcheck on my phone doesn't recognize these fucked up letters as an actual town 😆.
@@JJ-Toreddie A few bonus episodes per month. the real gold is the archives of early episodes with Ray. Tt truly ends up being at least 200 extra episodes I'm pretty sure. The evolution is truly the most fascinating tale ever told IMO.
Ben has been absolutely killing it by setting Tim up to slam it down. The joke about the kids when Ben says their names and then Tim goes off on them, had me laughing so hard
David Paulides has a series of books called Missing 411. One of the most intriguing and frightening collection of unexplainable cases of missing people within the National Parks system.
I listened to some of that here on you tube a few years ago, and it scares the shit out of me to this day. I can't even imagine going to a national park anymore. Hell, I get nervous even going on local day hikes anymore.
@@kristinradams7109 it's seriously weird. not natural weird. which makes me uneasy. just don't go alone! the urban disappearances I find even more terrifying. it's like you're safe no where.
As someone who works in a hotel, what that Front Desk agent did was highly unprofessional. If you want to wake someone up then call their cell phone. Oh you don't have that? Then you don't get to talk to them.
Maybe the stalker convinced them that they were some sort of showbiz friend, could had mentioned he is a comedian. Everyone makes mistakes that could kill your guests, it happens.
@@gvulture1277 It shouldn't happen. You could tell me you're his parent's, I'm not even going to confirm he's at the hotel. If you know him so well, then you should know his phone number, or should already have plans with him.
The Chinese have reportedly used microwave weapons against Indian soldiers in LADAKH (an interesting dispute in abd of itself) in Kashmir/Jammu. Scary stuff.
The door is slamming shut on the American Century, but before it does lets sneak a little Cabernet and a little Cheese" This is one of the most elegant and poetic social critiques I've ever heard. Tim is incredible.
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This podcast makes life bearable in Australia. Even the police listen to it as they boot me in the face.
Are you actually from Antarctica 🇦🇶 ?
@@dboyagod yes. I am a Dimuwit
@@dboyagod O Austria, Put another shrimp on the barbie.. Im only kidding. My mom is in Melbourne, Free Mum!!
What is the general sentiment by the people concerning all that is going on there? Are the people cheering and happily giving away their dignity to the government?
F@$I the system fight for ur fights aussie man 💯👍🤜🤛
Cracks me up every time Tim says “What a horruh”
I fucking love it too
It's the best way to say horror and it is now in my vernacular because of Tim. Lol
Also, when he says "For christ". I die laughing every time 😂
lol i know reminds me of glengarry glen ross
Hahahaha the New York/East Coast accent is a blessing
Tim Dillon Is what I picture a grown up Eric Cartman being lololol
Rush Limbaugh incarnate
Matt and trey need Tim on the show asap
@@scottv9667 oh god please yes
Tim Dillon’s impression of Sebastian is incredible, need more of it for sure
I still go back to the “racist Sebastian reads books to children” bit all the time for laughs
@@pearleycunningham Timestamp or Link please? Thanks 🙏🏼
@@charlescaplan6826 ruclips.net/video/D_KvfCRl_64/видео.html
@@pearleycunningham yes! It's the best
Go listen to Sebastian goes to Africa
"do you know what date rape means? it means you're not in Aquaman 4!" 🤣
This is horrendous,
I pay absolutely nothing: so I deserve to see my Ralph Lauren model.
Does anyone watch the show for the audio?! I want my big beautiful bitch back!
😂😂
@@BlekJamal Ben is really cute its nice to tab out and see him giggling under his breath trying to keep serious
Pruitt & bird sounds like a legit lawfirm they can be public defenders for school shooters and people on the black market.
“We specialize in bird law”
Or a store in Harry Potter
Bro not a bad sketch idea tbh
Tim: “kill the kids.”
Ben: “their names are Pruit and Bird…”
Tim: “Jesus Christ kill them now.”
i love how Tim says "horror"
Haurah!
kind of boston upperclass ish.
Nj / long island says it like that
Harror
"The problem is not where they are physically. The problem is that they're on *earth* ."
A true hero we don't deserve. Tim is the best
Stalking Tim Dillon is like stalking Coronavirus-sure, you can catch him, but you’re going to end up out of breath, listening to people talk about Ivermectin.
😆
Lol this comment is the reason comment sections exist.
God what a great comment.
@@stoptrudeau42 Farewell noble Leaf.
🤣🤣
Tim: "should the cops just kill them"
Ben: gleefully laughing in the background
One of the few times Ben doesn't realise Tim is 100% serious and 100% right..
Tim: "You know what I hate here? That they're using that Sir Kensington's ketchup, not Heinz."
Ben: "I like Sir Kensington's mustard."
Tim: "Shut up. The ketchup, that fancy ketchup is stupid... but kill those kids."
This is what life is all about.
😂💀
Thanks for quoting what we could all hear on our own. The deaf appreciate you
@@ogcapital9364 I'm pretty sure the redundant appreciate me. Maybe those with short-term memory too? 💖💖
@@ogcapital9364 sometimes I like to see what someone else found particularly funny
Followed immediately by a DoorDash ad 😂
Only Tim can segway from a child capital punishment rant to a Doordash commercial.
True pigs would remember the Doordash rant.
Absolute skill.
It sucks that it seems like the advertisers threatened to pull their sponsorships if he didn't stop being hilarious during the reads and dull it up a bit.
Happens to everyone, it seems.
@@Durchii Life with the Big Money 💰
*segue you idiot. A Segway is a mall cop vehicle
If Tim plays his cards right, he'll be opening For Schaub in Joe's Sauna in no time.
very underrated comment
Took me a moment to really get it
@@mickydee896 still don't get it lol. please explain?
@@444TRR gay joke
Turning this on after work is ecstasy
“Their names are Pruitt and Byrd...”
•Jesus Christ, kill them!!!•
I love you, TD. And Ben’s cackling in the background warms my heart 🖤
I’m wiping tears from that part
Ben is the laugh track. Not the same without him.
Thank you for being on time Ben, much appreciated.
The only place I can hear Sebastian maniscalco say “ aren’t you embarrassed” is when Tim Dillon does an impression
Great name. Love it
He truly has one of the best impressions of Sebastian.
It’s so good
The stalker was actually Aunt Kathleen and she was armed with polonium 210 and a Carvel ice cream sundae. 💀
With sprinkles
Hell yeah dude
#LockHerUp
Cool Adam!!!! 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Reenoh feels like I'm trippiiiiiin ! 🤯
Why is Tim not more famous than the fake comics on late night. He owns all of them combined.
What is “late night”?
TV is DEAD
who watches tv ??
in the age of being able to download any paid program an hour after release for free, tens of thousands choose to give tim their money. there isnt a single comic on late night that could say the same.
This is a A+ level episode , love unhinged Timmy
Pruitt and Bird would be a great name for Tim's future Down Town LA Steakhouse.
In an alley in the arts district. Near Dover street market
11:10 "The door is slamming shut on the American-Century" Thanks for Democracy & Rock&Roll guys, u had a good run!
Well don't act like you are filling our shoes.
@@clintonleonard5187 No one ever could, But let's have some Cheese Soufflé at Times-Square while it lasts!
It was the Jewish century
@@justinw2232 it was Micheal Bloomberg and the Jewish boy
Imagine if Tim gets the stalker on the podcast. Would be fucking hilarious
The stalker is definitely a mk ultra victome they sent at tim
Gonna send a blow dart at Tim and we’re gonna have to hunt them down.
So are Pruitt and 🐦
"Long time listener, first time stalker..."
The Tim Dillon porch era was truly the golden era of the show
I think the golden era was the black curtain but without the neon
Life in the big city is the greatest episode
Possible for a rundown on any bad episodes?
What do you mean? This show is still in stride. What is it with people only wanting to romanticize the past? 😂
#266 Lightfoot strikes twice was an absolute gem of an episode and that wasn't even a month ago. Tim is crushing.
“Is he in a wheelchair? Who’s taking him seriously?” lol
Hearing Tim Dillon talk while he stuffs his face is fucking legendary status sht man.
hes a legend but the noises make me want to drown babies
Before now it was the lighter click when he lit up. This change of habit should extend his life at least a month which means 8 more podcasts for us.
@@WuhSuhDood 😂🤣
Yes, only thing that would beat it wouldbe Raymond Kump stuffing his face while reading ads.
Wait till you hear the Tim Dillon Ray Kump Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet episode. Truly legendary stuff
Thank god I have Tim as a voice of reason in these fucked times.
Literally don’t know what I would do without Tim at this point.
What fucked times??
@@kansas3332 Lol. Everything's fine, right?
oh so what do you need me?
@@kansas3332 you must live under a rock … aka ur parents basement
I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously agreeing so completely as when Tim was talking about executing those two teenagers.
Every time I listen to this podcast I get a warm feeling inside ...like a microwave.
15:11 Jésüs
15:11 Jesus
1:01:44 straight from executing children to ketchup preferences - perfectly cold hearted.
Such a strange crossover. Thanks for teaching us how to make donuts, mate. Now my family doesn't have to go hungry anymore.
Your podcast is the ONLY thing that gets me through the wk! Once Saturday hits and my notification goes off it makes all the M-F Bullshit all worth while 💃🏾💖👍🏽👍🏽
feel you
You got this girl! Right on
you know it
True true
Respect. Samzies
“I pay a lot of money, so I expect others to murder my biggest fans, and enough money to buy an anti stalker! I have so much money I’m going to hire teens to stomp out my biggest fans!” Tim Dill
That is some dystopian shit.
I wouldn't say biggest fan. Or by biggest fan are you referring to how 🤔 fat she is.
I don't blame him for feeling unsafe. Too many psychos out there
This comment is garbage, we should both be banned from watching this channel
Dear Stalker: Joe Rogan will find you. As he is reaching the peak of his trip a Amargosa vole that Joe has trained during his trip will lead you into the wood chipper that you begged for after being sodomized for hours by a California black bear. Afterwords Joe will meditate as the animals of nature around him comes to feed, and the black bear watches Joe meditate while eating a PoohBear barrel of honey Joe gave to him. Joe will then do a podcast with Robert Downey Jr.
It's a joke. You know, jokes?
Bird and Pruitt are definitely fans of the show
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇
Rothschild Petron members since day one
This is the best podcast that exists. Always has me dying of laughter.
Tim Dillon is legitimately a comedy god.
He is a big bowl of goodness.
The moloch of comedy.
Buddha if you will
Best to ever do it, Praise God!!
He kinda just takes the opposite view of everything 🤔
Tim is truly at his best when he comes back with these stories. I am so happy to know that he is out there living life, being stalked.
I'm happy timmy is being stalked too
Life in the big city.
We have already died and Tim Dillon is god at the gates explaining to us whats been happening since we left earth
Woah
I'm not that lucky
Ben really seemed to come out of his shell in this episode. You'll want to stamp that shit out right away Tim.
He might try and start up his own podcast again
Tim Dillons the only podcaster that I can listen to, schmuck his food into the microphone and NOT feel the need to throw up 😅👌
Not I. Skipped right ahead cause fuuuuuck that.
You're the only one. Made me sick
Sopranos
That's because of his extreme good looks.
I was probably gonna sign up for the patreon, but not now. No way I'm paying for disgusting mouth noises piped directly into my ears
Tim Dillon you are my spirit animal. You bring out my inner savage. My Favorite Comic and possibly the funniest man on earth. This is the best podcast on YT.
May the Lord continue to bless Timmy with a multitude of unsavory characters to speak about in so many colorful and whimsical ways
Amen! Lol!
Kanye's album was dedicated to this purpose
Are you related to Victor and Sean Irizarry? They're my good friends from eastern LI
This is one of my top episodes
Nobody drops podcasts on Saturday night except Tim. Like any of us derelict dirtbags have lives where we go out and do cool shit on a weekend evening. For the past 18 months my life is on the computer.
Only 18 months?
Good thing its about to be over right?
@@dac518 15 lifetimes to stop the spread
Of course I do cool shit on Saturday.... I listen to Tim.
Perfect timing for me, as I’m getting up/ready for work at 3am 👍🏼
Ben might actually sound like Hellen Keller if she could see and hear herself. I guess we will never know.
I have internal laughter - like a kid inhaling before it screams.
I love when I'm listening to an old tim dillon episode and get a notification for a new one
Tim, Ben, any other affiliate of Fake Biz Inc: hire me to stalk the stalker, I have an adderall prescription and the ability to sit out dere chain smoking and listening to the Alex Jones broadcast while staking out for days
Tim get this man a job asap
damn I wanna hire this man!
Sick resume!
"They think I'm literally talking to them, and now bitch I am" hahaha
“Do you know what date rape is!? I’ll tell you what it is! It means your not in aqua man 4!” 😂😂
I just stare at the cartoon and pretend he's talking
I find myself glancing down at my phone like I'm missing video and doing the same thing lol
It’d be really cool if the background moved like a gif or something
@@zaymire88 I watch the goons podcast and that's what they do. Occasionally the character movements sync up with an emotion they're talking about and I get a laugh so agreed
I just stare into the void and imagine he's my prison wife
@@marcusdonahue7124 oo la la
1:10:20 "don't stalk your favorite comedians and podcasters it's not right" LOL
I have a really similar background as Tim coming from finance and addiction. He is low key a real inspiration to me because I still struggle with my sobriety and feeling empty or lonely because it's been so long since I've seen my family. This show is one of the highlight of my weeks a lot of the time. Thank God there's someone that sees the world like I do. All love TD.
Tims comedic genius is perfectly expressed with the Gabby call back.
Spoon Magic Spoon!!
this man is the round mound of profound.
I'm hear to bring awareness of the soaring stock in Ralph Lauren...
Who's gonna tell him?
I'll tell him he misspelled here ...
Oh god no one tell Bret about Havana syndrome, he'll think this is the reason they think they get sleepy and moody when it's cloudy in Russia
I thought Havana Syndrome was just a specific strain of Jungle Fever.
👄
Texas has no law regulating smoking in restaurants. In 1975, Texas first enacted legislation restricting smoking in certain public places including primary and secondary schools, elevators, theaters, movie houses, libraries, museums, hospitals, and some buses.
True, but many cities there do (thankfully).
Still sounds like some commie gobbledygook
Socialism
If I’m not mistaken, Texas was Dem stronghold in 1975
The battle for texas!
Clearly the stalker has them tied up and forcing them to release this.
this sounded like a patreon episode. fuckin perfect!
I pay every 6 months to catch up
@@withnail-and-i I piss out $5 bills, support timmy every month you monster.
I'm feeding the pig soon to get Patreon access
@@withnail-and-i i wish you well
@@God-w- that's why you're broke
Timonium is literally the office capital for those that don't want to actually go into the city
Baltimore is disgusting
Saw his show there y'day, opener was good and Tim murdered, as expected...the only thing that made Timonium even remotely bearable last night. Even the spellcheck on my phone doesn't recognize these fucked up letters as an actual town 😆.
picturing tim running down to the lobby and fighting a woman is delicious
the podcast should return to the wilderness and should be filmed outside
Ben bringing it in hot at 12:00 on the dot again, 5 Gold Stars 🌟 Benjamin
Luckily I get it at 10 pm but next week I go back to Texas so 11pm street that🙃
The kids planning a masacre rant is officially a Tim Dillon show classic
First fucking minute and I’m already dying laughing
Highlight of my work night when Tim uploads
How are Tim’s podcasts free? Man should be charging a fortune for this comedic gold.
Patreon members pay him 300k a month for a few bonus episodes
@@JJ-Toreddie and he deserves every fucking cent
@@JJ-Toreddie A few bonus episodes per month. the real gold is the archives of early episodes with Ray. Tt truly ends up being at least 200 extra episodes I'm pretty sure. The evolution is truly the most fascinating tale ever told IMO.
I can’t stop thinking about how funny this episode is 😂 Tim you’re a goddamn blessing
Bro I’ve replayed it like 4 times
I wait all week for these sweet 60 mins
Ben has been absolutely killing it by setting Tim up to slam it down. The joke about the kids when Ben says their names and then Tim goes off on them, had me laughing so hard
Joe? Is that you?
Oh my god the Sebastian impression 😂😂 “a stalker? You’re gonna stalk me aren’t you embarrassed?” 😂
Ben needs to train with Joe Rogan and his goons so he can be Tim’s bodyguard and not just his laptop and microphone jockey.
And provider of man-flesh
Also his "laugh track", remember?
Tim Dillon is the voices in everyone's head confirmed
But the voice in Tim Dillons head is Lil Sas. Tim loves Lil Sas. So why don't you?
@A L I don't agree with your viewpoint
Timmy’s impression of Sebastian maniscalco killed me
"We need a trial." Man predicted the Depp/Heard circus.
Some people go to church on Sunday mornings, I choose to listen to Timmy D for my spiritual enlightenment instead.
That Sebastian impression was the funniest impression I've ever heard. Spot on Timothy Dilly
"Cook those kids. Zap em."
-My President
lmfao
LMAO Tim having Ben explain the Havana Syndrome so he can eat in the background. Audio episodes are so funny.
" Put 'em in old Sparky and cook 'em " - Timmy D
Which country do we need to invade to make this artwork come to life?
David Paulides has a series of books called Missing 411. One of the most intriguing and frightening collection of unexplainable cases of missing people within the National Parks system.
I listened to some of that here on you tube a few years ago, and it scares the shit out of me to this day. I can't even imagine going to a national park anymore. Hell, I get nervous even going on local day hikes anymore.
@@kristinradams7109 it's seriously weird. not natural weird. which makes me uneasy. just don't go alone! the urban disappearances I find even more terrifying. it's like you're safe no where.
Just be scarier than the wackos they’ll leave you alone
“Aren’t you embarrassed” favorite impression. Beats the Joe Rogan one for sure.
"That's no good mon" *Chewing Noises* 🐷
I hate the audio only episodes. I have to see Tim’s sarcasm on his face and his hand gestures! 😂
gestures
Put them in little electric chairs got me good🤣🤣
It kind of feels like Tim is only doing this whole thing to make Ben laugh and i kinda love that!
*166 hours a week* I curl into a ball and cry
*the remaining 2 hours* I watch Tim Dillon
As someone who works in a hotel, what that Front Desk agent did was highly unprofessional. If you want to wake someone up then call their cell phone. Oh you don't have that? Then you don't get to talk to them.
I never heard of this in a decent hotel
Maybe the stalker convinced them that they were some sort of showbiz friend, could had mentioned he is a comedian. Everyone makes mistakes that could kill your guests, it happens.
@@gvulture1277 It shouldn't happen. You could tell me you're his parent's, I'm not even going to confirm he's at the hotel. If you know him so well, then you should know his phone number, or should already have plans with him.
The Chinese have reportedly used microwave weapons against Indian soldiers in LADAKH (an interesting dispute in abd of itself) in Kashmir/Jammu.
Scary stuff.
It's technically not a war crime because these weapons weren't even conceptualised when war crimes were written.
It's not good man
@@basedbrit4206 checked out your subscriptions.
Nice to see a fellow brit with common sense and humor.
Regards from Germany 👍🏻
Pruitt and Bird. Sounds like a buddy cop show
The door is slamming shut on the American Century, but before it does lets sneak a little Cabernet and a little Cheese" This is one of the most elegant and poetic social critiques I've ever heard. Tim is incredible.
Put them in ol' sparky and cook em. 😂😂😂
The Sebastian Maniscalco impression is gold
I want to hear Tim do an entire special as Sebastian
I tried tim but you blew me off on grinder
This is the best episode
I got the biggest smile on my face when I saw this dropped 17 minutes ago