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You know Tim just acted gay to get famous, then he got famous & was like “Shit I have to run with this, plus I can get away with more jokes without the backlash” Just a theory
Lol, it probably had the knowledge of the origins of humanity. But, sure, Tim Dillon is so much more important, lol... Laughter is good for us. I love Tim Dillon. He goes there.
@Heo Price I was just suggesting a similar type of observational comic. I love Patrice, but he had a different focus with his comedy. You can tell Tim has listened to Hicks, hence if you like Tim, check out Bill.
There is literally no one funnier than Tim. Every time he goes on someone else’s show, one of his friends’s shows, it’s painfully evident how unfunny they are compared to him. This man is unstoppable. He won’t stop until we’re all dead.
Keep it quiet we don't wanna have to bk on the mattresses for another war,, but if our cult leader Mr Tim j Dillon wants us to go to war we got u Tim,, life in the big city
Bro, Joe Rogan is not that funny. He’s a great mind and a great podcaster/interviewer, but when it comes to funny, Tim is way more funny than Joe or other comedians for that matter.
Joe Rogan’s show is completely different from Tim’s. There’s room for both of them all the time - they can’t be compared show to show though. Joe is more of an interviewer that sees both sides & evolves & morphs his opinions continually as new info becomes available, & tries to appeal to everyone so everyone learns all sorts of subjects. He lets his aggressive comedy out on stage to a specificly angry rant loving right leaning audience. Tim Dillon’s podcast is more of a performance that is super funny & outrageous - more of a left leaning comic commentator informing real facts but in total joke form, & more often political. BTW, Joe is in TX - Austin I think, not LA. Joe is the standard - venue, product, style, & very flexible & strives to learn continuously to fine tune his understanding of everything he knows & feels. Tim is just getting started with an amazing future of entertaining us before him.
This is all kinds of funny. Didn't think one man talking by himself could be so entertaining. It's not a comedian just talking for an hour, it's a comedian being funny.
My life is a fucking struggle right now (for a lack of better words) but this podcast really helps me get out of my head, really helps me be a better father and husband. Love ya Timmy.
@@gp2860 nah, just like mark twain said...If the end of the world happens in wanna be in *Ohio (Cincinnati?) cuz it always takes everything 10 years to reach there. so fkn true!
Tim Dillon originally wrote the last season of Game of Thrones and it was so unbelievably amazing that when the HBO execs read it they all went into immediate psychosis for 36 hours and started having sex with each other all over the office non stop with no pee breaks. After 36 hours had past, knowing what amazing power the execs at HBO had they held a tribunal and unanimously voted to erase the script from existence; knowing what pure chaos would unfold over the world if they aired it. Tim Dilliom was paid 33 billion dollars to never talk about the scripts existence. He was originally offered 32 billion but he turned it down.
The most disturbing complaint was that Ellen dances around back stage with a 24 inch strap on flinging from side to side. It was funny for about 2 minutes the first time but then it began to smell like moist sea salt and steaming pasta, bow tie to be exact.
dealing with some heavy stuff in life today and ive been crying a lot , thank you for the hour and a half of uninterpreted laughs. you guys are a blessing for me today thank you
Tim Dillion otherwise known as Timbadi Al Didadi, is a profound Radical Caucasian Imam. Timbadi uses his internet talk show to spread the theory’s of his radical Caucazoid sect. Followers of Timbadi help raise money for the Caucazoid sect, which believes in the destruction of competitive E-Sports.
#SHANNONforPRESIDENT....a write in vote for Shannon destroys the all the other candidates Hope's and Dreams.....isn't that the funniest outcome of all??? Vote Shannon!!!!
I don't know if you will read this, Tim, but your Frank Fauci creation has made me laugh so hard, seriously, I cannot with that sketch! I have now watched it 3 times and I have laughed so hard out loud all three times! I need you to do at least 30 minutes of Frank Fauci saying "Fuggedaboutit" in that black wig and drinking water- seriously, man, I was in a really shitty mood and you have made me laugh harder with that than I have laughed in a long time. Literal GUFFAWS!!! Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard, I recorded that bit on my phone and I'm going to play it whenever I'm upset.
Tim Dillon- my obsession for your intelligent and humorous podcasts -is reaching new levels every day I listen to another one... Ben - the combination of your professionalism and authentic real time reaction of laughter to Tim’s recounts....”is a vibe” I simply can’t get enough of😂
My aunt was touched by Ellen. She said it felt cold and was really conflicted on whether or not she should come forward. But now she has somewhere to go. Thanks to the caring nature of The Tim Dillon Show.
Those un aired vids that your team made were cinematic genius and film gold. Oscar worthy and I now consider Tim and his producer 👣 trailblazers and mavericks. Bravo 👏 gentlemen.
@@alexnelsonamaya1 when Jenny stepped down for playing a person of color, he called for her arrest...ARREST! Not immediate lynching by unmarked agents swooping her up off of the street. Inexcusable on Tim's part.
34:06 Actors of lesser quality find it difficult to work with animals however, Tim's genius is so adored by all creatures of the animal kingdom that his presence alone commands the respect of the beasts. Flawless performance. Bravo.
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The only redeeming part of COVId-19 outside of Trump losing the presidency was me discovering this show.
1, you delete my comments. 2 that rejected Video was so F-ing Stupid, I no longer think you are Funny... By Felecia
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You know Tim just acted gay to get famous, then he got famous & was like “Shit I have to run with this, plus I can get away with more jokes without the backlash” Just a theory
The loss of this channel would be equal to or even greater than the loss of the Library of Alexandria
There was a lot of YA fiction in there frankly I think it burned rather nicely.
Coffeebeard YA?
Intellectual genocide.
@@wyattpershing5232 young adult. Like Harry Potter and Twilight and shit.
Lol, it probably had the knowledge of the origins of humanity. But, sure, Tim Dillon is so much more important, lol... Laughter is good for us. I love Tim Dillon. He goes there.
“I’m not trying to make light of that, although it is my job to...and also I am.” - Tim Dillon 2020
God I love him lol
My ribs!!!! 😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! 🤣
This guy is the most underrated comedian possibly in history
currently for sure, but check out Bill Hicks
@Heo Price I was just suggesting a similar type of observational comic. I love Patrice, but he had a different focus with his comedy. You can tell Tim has listened to Hicks, hence if you like Tim, check out Bill.
@@stecumo6459 thanks man. I love stanhope. I would like Tim to get on his podcast or get Tim and Doug both on Rogan, when Doug is in Austin.
There is literally no one funnier than Tim. Every time he goes on someone else’s show, one of his friends’s shows, it’s painfully evident how unfunny they are compared to him. This man is unstoppable. He won’t stop until we’re all dead.
Wish him and Theo would do a full time podcast
Tim Dillon has won a proxy war with Joe Rogan and is now the most successful comedian in LA.
Hell yeah 🤣
I heard Joe asked to borrow 300$ from Tim.
Keep it quiet we don't wanna have to bk on the mattresses for another war,, but if our cult leader Mr Tim j Dillon wants us to go to war we got u Tim,, life in the big city
Bro, Joe Rogan is not that funny. He’s a great mind and a great podcaster/interviewer, but when it comes to funny, Tim is way more funny than Joe or other comedians for that matter.
Joe Rogan’s show is completely different from Tim’s. There’s room for both of them all the time - they can’t be compared show to show though. Joe is more of an interviewer that sees both sides & evolves & morphs his opinions continually as new info becomes available, & tries to appeal to everyone so everyone learns all sorts of subjects. He lets his aggressive comedy out on stage to a specificly angry rant loving right leaning audience. Tim Dillon’s podcast is more of a performance that is super funny & outrageous - more of a left leaning comic commentator informing real facts but in total joke form, & more often political. BTW, Joe is in TX - Austin I think, not LA. Joe is the standard - venue, product, style, & very flexible & strives to learn continuously to fine tune his understanding of everything he knows & feels. Tim is just getting started with an amazing future of entertaining us before him.
Tim Dillon is the thinnest man in LA
"That's True"
One can not deny that he is a man of substance.
If kindness is the measure 😜
And the loudest. Why does he have such a loud voice.
So thin So thin.
Tim’s worst sketches somehow manage to be 100 times more interesting than pretty much anything on tv
@SunamiKilla come on tim come to Australia
Mat Yeppoon yeah you may have noticed there’s a little aversion to travel right now...
The comedy competition was fierce. It's a real knife fight out there.
You use that phrase regularly? Not ironically? I do daily
This makes the 90's East coast West coast rap beef, look like a game of thumb wars. Run for cover kids!
That's life in the big city.
its a real pedo field out there lol
Is your budget over 40?
There's nothing this predatory mortgage salesman can't do
You say predatory, I say, “enterprising”
@@TheNumberTwelve Bryan Callen and Chris Delia are Sexual Enterprisers
What about lower his cholesterol?
@@TheMackMamba you can't have these comedic rants on a vegan diet
😂
Being based in Australia, it's become my Sunday afternoon ritual to settle in and let Tim yell at me for 90 minutes. Bliss.
same. #lifeinthebigcity
Oi mate
An Aussie here too!......with the same Sunday ritual!
Even from New Zealand there is two days a week of relief from the god
Church
"My comedy is for people whose leg is being amputated..."
Me an amputee: I have arrived!
Keep those other limbs dude
These video podcasts are gonna go down in history with the recordings of Alan Watts, Terrence McKenna, Aldous Huxley.... and possibly Adolph Hitler.
you mighyt be right about adolph!
Thank god for you Tim Dillon. This is literally the only podcast I sit and wait for the next weekly installment of your show
I’m still convinced that Tim Dillon is the gay love child of Chris Farley and Alex Jones.....prove me wrong
Chris Farley and Shane dawson
😂😂😂
Alright, it's time to evolve from this joke
The science is there, you can't make butt babies.
He’s the skinny ray kump
This is all kinds of funny. Didn't think one man talking by himself could be so entertaining. It's not a comedian just talking for an hour, it's a comedian being funny.
@Alex Briggs a lot of Theo’s humor is based off of his word choice / how he talks. Tim just rambles and rants but it’s all gold.
Well ben is there too, although he might be mute
BEST PODCAST ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
@Lil Wockhardt Universe 🌌 (Jrehd Keylo) How dare you suggest facts are opened to debate?
I really need some money to go full patreon on this!!!!
My life is a fucking struggle right now (for a lack of better words) but this podcast really helps me get out of my head, really helps me be a better father and husband. Love ya Timmy.
Is life treating you better now ?
tim dillon has the funniest podcast out rn
No shit captain obvious
Yuss he does, prison mike
*discovers a podcast then makes obvious comment to get likes*
deaglez2970 thank you for the applause
Scott Cross very grateful
The Ellen Degeneres set looks exactly like Epstien's island btw
Well that was an unexpected google result lol
sentences like this arent supposed to be facts 0.0
Definitely a connection to the pedophile cabal surrounding that show
Wayfair & Papa John's 🍕 sponsor Ellen! 🤑
It is epstein’s island.
“Jorge Ramos is a guy at Univision” 🤣🤣
I can’t stop watching and rewatching these videos. Tim you’re the funniest person I’ve ever been aware of.
Listening to this in a beautiful New Albany Ohio estate about 10 minutes from the Les Wexner compound. Life’s good.
Thirst trap much
We all love Ohio, it is more ready for the apocalypse because it’s always been there!
Life in the big city always is my friend.
@shithead. dang you really that close? what your supply of wrenches like?
@@gp2860 nah, just like mark twain said...If the end of the world happens in wanna be in *Ohio (Cincinnati?) cuz it always takes everything 10 years to reach there.
so fkn true!
100% worth staying up to get a look at those $30,000 sketches, true masterpieces
FUHGETTABOWTIT!
Last time I was this early, Tim was still selling predatory loans.
Tim sub prime mortgages Dillon
i need my paycheck now
Derivatives
Life in the big city
Tim Dillon originally wrote the last season of Game of Thrones and it was so unbelievably amazing that when the HBO execs read it they all went into immediate psychosis for 36 hours and started having sex with each other all over the office non stop with no pee breaks.
After 36 hours had past, knowing what amazing power the execs at HBO had they held a tribunal and unanimously voted to erase the script from existence; knowing what pure chaos would unfold over the world if they aired it.
Tim Dilliom was paid 33 billion dollars to never talk about the scripts existence. He was originally offered 32 billion but he turned it down.
All facts, no feelings
They didn't need pee breaks.... They pissed in each other.
😂😂
I love watching the sound guy try not to laugh. I would be laughing uncontrollably, with Tim Dillon riffing in front of me
Yeah Ben being there makes it all the better
He has a very good job.
I love it too because it reminds me I’m not INSANE for laughing at the outlandish shit coming out of Tim 😆
Even when he's not funny it's still funny because he's allowing such dumb sh1t to come out of his mouth X-D
IMAGINE a Tim Dillon livestream commentary of the Portland protests.
🔥📢😂
Yo tim do this
I need this.
Riots
riots**
bc someone making 40k a month is gonna go visit that trashfire lol
The most disturbing complaint was that Ellen dances around back stage with a 24 inch strap on flinging from side to side. It was funny for about 2 minutes the first time but then it began to smell like moist sea salt and steaming pasta, bow tie to be exact.
dealing with some heavy stuff in life today and ive been crying a lot , thank you for the hour and a half of uninterpreted laughs. you guys are a blessing for me today thank you
Before he legally changed it, Tim's name was Ralph Lauren Jr.
I discovered this podcast on the back of the one he did with Joe Rogan recently. This is some funny shit
I’m the same.
Him interviewing the Tik tok kids is beyond genius
Shiggystardust he’s materials brilliant
same
Shiggystardust That doesn't slap
Who misses Bastard Radio? That is probably my favorite podcast of all time.
him and nick is always gold
Nick Mullen thinks he is smarter than he is... his sad liberal shtick is hack.
They each balanced each other perfectly. Mullen and Luis are complete opposites, and Tim has had a little of each inside him.
It really was them forming like Voltron
I had a hard day at work and this is just what I needed. Tim is hilarious.
I can't believe I finally got to see the sketches they filmed for tbs.. precious 😂🙏
"im havin a partyy..." LMFAO
Best podcast ever, so cool Tim endorsing Luis.had a sneaking feeling that timmy was a real ass dude. Best podcast in the world
Hopefully they come out with another bastard radio
The gomie vote is going to Dave. He doesn’t want the job but he has an anti gay platform and has a strong running mate.
@@jamescarrot6148 It was a strong pick for VP from Dave for sure. Very savy move.
Vote Ari!!!
reeaaal ass dude
Tim taking out podcasters left and right
LA Podcasts: 0
Tim: 3
Who's the 3rd? I thought it was just Callen and D'Elia
@@chakibhamza2751 Ellen
@@stevew2192 eh wasnt really a podcast. I see it though
@@chakibhamza2751 just my guess unless Brendan Shaub is next.
Chakib hamza Rogan is on his way to Texas
Tim Dillion otherwise known as Timbadi Al Didadi, is a profound Radical Caucasian Imam. Timbadi uses his internet talk show to spread the theory’s of his radical Caucazoid sect. Followers of Timbadi help raise money for the Caucazoid sect, which believes in the destruction of competitive E-Sports.
A swing and a miss
Leader of the Boogahideen.
Sam Hyde and Jon Tron are other known imams. Dillon could be a sleeper, activated at any time by the smell of burnt Kosher meat.
Dillon is by far and away the best comedian out there right now. No question about it, he is hands down way above any one else.
If you didn't watch this until the end....then you missed the best part. That was magical
Wooow. Way to drop a bombshell.
So Callen danced the Weinstein, huh?
I literally dropped my jaw for the last 10sec of the show because I was wondering if he would mention and he just so subtly did
I didn't get it, what's going on?
Sidney Lowery callen has allegations
@@slambrew3849 of like.... hitting on underage girls??
Love this new format Tim and Ben. Feel like I'm sitting across from you guys through my television. Nice work
These ad pitches
“ remember ducktales, what did they swim around in? “ what an ad pitch for gold 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon and Ellen DeGeneres Present: _Abu Gay_
Tim Dillon is the Tony Robbins we deserve ,💖
I prefer his content from this time period rather than now. Still love him but for some reason this stuff is so good
Covid era Tim was the best, his new stuff, even from a year ago just isn’t as good. It’s a shame.
Tim can you start a cult, so I can finally have meaning.
The only problem to really pull it off you need CIA assistance like Jim Jones.
Tim's face at 34:41 when it cuts back to him is gold.
The proof is in the pudding
Damn. Tim called the entire lab leak waaaaay early.
Your shows make my week. Its so refreshing to see a redpilled gay man doing well.
Itta meykit yor weeka!.
Fuggetaboutit !!!
Still waiting for Candance Owens and Chris d'Elia episode
still waiting on him to denounce his stance that Jenny Slate get due process.
Patience, it’s a real knife fight out there
Candace Owen's already happened, Chris D'elia on the other hand, he took his shades off, cuz his future isn't looking too bright now.
@@hoviksmail i guess a dent was finally made
This is the greatest thing each week!!
Can always trust good ol' Timmy D to bring us the funny in a timely way.
This man needs to be more famous
He is number one comic in LA
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches Yeah but LA is cancer sooooo yeah.
What do you mean? It's the #1 podcast.
@3nslaved_S3al_3 well, if he does, he'll be so full of millions (good for him, he deserves it) he won't give a fuck and oh well.
1:25:00 New host of TFATK!!! Holy Smokes!! Tim finished with fire! I hope he's not kidding btw the more Tim the better.
I can listen to this madman for hours and be endlessly entertained. Please don’t ever stop this format!
"New Host of The Fighter and The Kid"
@ he laughed so hard he drooled a lil haha
I didn't get that. What did I miss? Not a big fan of that dude so I don't watch unless they have a good guest
@@Shua94 Callen has some sexual allegations against him now too.
The best comedy podcast out right now. I almost ran off the road when you were describing the skit and almost choked when I saw it. 😂🤣
Luis J. Gomez for president.
#SHANNONforPRESIDENT....a write in vote for Shannon destroys the all the other candidates Hope's and Dreams.....isn't that the funniest outcome of all??? Vote Shannon!!!!
Nah, Trump
Tim is comedy gold and his sidekick perfectly compliments him. Top 5 podcasts out here no doubt...
"New host of the Fighter and the Kid... Goodnight everybody!"
hellllll know. Imagine him and Schaub? That is not a fair intellectual pairing
@@alwaysbebookedcruisepodcas1247I'd rather bryan and tim schaub has done a lot worse than bryan have you seen brendans special ?
Watching the submission footage is the hardest I've laughed all year. Thank Moloch for Tim Dillon.
I don't know if you will read this, Tim, but your Frank Fauci creation has made me laugh so hard, seriously, I cannot with that sketch! I have now watched it 3 times and I have laughed so hard out loud all three times! I need you to do at least 30 minutes of Frank Fauci saying "Fuggedaboutit" in that black wig and drinking water- seriously, man, I was in a really shitty mood and you have made me laugh harder with that than I have laughed in a long time. Literal GUFFAWS!!! Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard, I recorded that bit on my phone and I'm going to play it whenever I'm upset.
Sketch at 33 minute mark is too funny. OMG. I'm falling over.
Respect for Tim standing up to Ari
Same here, I don't dislike Ari hes just a weirdo.
Someone needs to stand up against the J's in the entertainment and financial industry
@@jaywon06 I'm sick of Jerks too.
Haven't seen that part yet awesome 😎
Tim Dillon- my obsession for your intelligent and humorous podcasts -is reaching new levels every day I listen to another one...
Ben - the combination of your professionalism and authentic real time reaction of laughter to Tim’s recounts....”is a vibe” I simply can’t get enough of😂
Always love getting this notification
'' Bill O Reilly was holding women's heads down in fish tanks!!!'' . Classic.
I've been waiting all evening for this!
Same
@Dooky Shooz really really
Same as myself bro,, funny fucker Tim Dillon is
The Hollywood addict sketch was hilarious. "it's like Lil Dicky meets Enya". 😂
Mayday mayday... Don't go down with the ship out there in LA. We need you brother. Abort mission.
Dillon will be the last one standing.
Tim Dillon owns L.A
Take it from this guy, he knows about aborting things
My ships going down. Going down in the mountain. Bye
@@sagebrush618 I know the feeling.
While I am procrastinating my last college course right now, still these scenes are so well thought out. It is well worth any future shortcomings.
Finally my Saturday night can start
Thank you so much Tim and Ben. Holy fuck the ending. Wow. Those clips for TBS were filmed in and around a stunning estate.
tim, love that you have your cabana boy running the podcast.
My aunt was touched by Ellen. She said it felt cold and was really conflicted on whether or not she should come forward. But now she has somewhere to go. Thanks to the caring nature of The Tim Dillon Show.
NOW SATURDAY NIGHT CAN COMMENCE!
Those un aired vids that your team made were cinematic genius and film gold. Oscar worthy and I now consider Tim and his producer 👣 trailblazers and mavericks. Bravo 👏 gentlemen.
After listening to this again after 5 months I am convinced Tim is from the future
‘’Launchpad seemed like he lost oxygen at birth’’ 😂😂😂😂 Tim you are a comedic genius!!
Tim Dillon’s thinness is the only thing keeping Ghislane alive right now
What's his secret?
@@landonic81 seems like he skips meals, in favour of feeding them to his dog?
He's scary skinny
Tim’s weight class is going to kill Ghislane when they step into the arena.
' We were wondering the desert'
Beautiful
*fuhGETTABOUDIT, HEH!*
his sidekick is great in those sketches, keep it up man
I’m voting for Tim as President of the comics who don’t have accusers.
@@miamiyusuf2206 Im voting for you to be shipped to Guantanamo Bay.
I'm voting for Louis J Gomez.
Anil Sire put a real picture and we shall see
Yet.
How was prison?
"New host of Fighter and the Kid" lmao 🤣😆😂
9 minutes in and this is already the best episode he's ever done..
My favorite episode is "You're a Disgrace." Non-stop genius.
@@HollerLogs legendary
“New host of Fighter and the Kid” had me rolling. You betta stop playin Tim, we don’t want you to end up “missing”. 😭🤣🤣
I bet Tim could do a great Fedsmoker impression if he just watched a few of his videos.
HAHAHA😂 YES! Good call👌🏼
Ha! Great reference, Tim. I agree. YMH!
FIP brother
Feather In Peace
😔
🙏
You gotta get it goin, budddd
Thank you Tim for preserving the professionalism and humor of sketch comedy
This world is full of monsters with friendly faces.
Spot on!
Love Tim’s impassioned philippic about TBS.🤣🤣
Bens laughing adds to the show
I look forward to this show every week, thanks Tim
too much cocaine has caused you to forget ducktales lore.
You had me rolling! Thanks Tim1 and Tim2 your the best!!
Never forget Tim Dillon wanted due process for Jenny Slate, traitor.
Lol what
@@alexnelsonamaya1 when Jenny stepped down for playing a person of color, he called for her arrest...ARREST! Not immediate lynching by unmarked agents swooping her up off of the street. Inexcusable on Tim's part.
@@alexnelsonamaya1 both of you do.
Omg that sign-off was fucking classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my f'ing g that ending 😂😂😂 And everything else.
34:06 Actors of lesser quality find it difficult to work with animals however, Tim's genius is so adored by all creatures of the animal kingdom that his presence alone commands the respect of the beasts. Flawless performance. Bravo.
The Frank Faucci sketch was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m literally been crying