“I Sold Mansions to Janitors” - Tim Dillon - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- Tim Dillon brags about his sales acumen, reminisces about being from Long Island and bemoans the frozen yogurt store experience.
Original airdate: October 19, 2018
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Straightest gay man of all time
Hes for real straight now
Lol I always thought he was fake gay.
He just fucks nonbinary ghosts and aliens
me too 😂😂😂@@thehackmusician
There’s guys who don’t like men that are gayer
He looked uncomfortable the entire time, and then when he got into ice cream it was flawless reign of confidence
Just like you in the real world vs the internet
After 3 minutes I was going to leave... Then I read your comment and fast forwarded to the end. Still not that impressed.😢
@@mrreemann3739 can you link your comedy special?
posting a 6+ year old special tells us how well Comedy Central is doing.
They've been posting new and old specials since 2020. Bo Burnham's first special went up a few weeks ago
Complaining about free standup? Why?
This is a RUclips channel
you mfs are gonna post this same comment on every one of them huh? the original air date is in the description
It's fake business
That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious 😂
It has me crying🤣
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
shame all of the truly funny parts were edited out--having seen him live, his best stuff can't be published online lol
Seen him live twice, and they were pretty tame sets. Nowhere near as unhinged as the pod
You’re experiencing cognitive dissonance (seeing that his standup is not that great or well-received) because you idolize him. This is what he’s like live, and no you weren’t there. You’re 14.
@@carolyntalbot947 Fucking love this.
I am ashamed at how little my city appreciated this man's special. TD deserved a better crowd.
Tim Dillon is the best stand up comic I’ve seen. Seen him twice and none of his jokes the second time were recycled
“Some husk of a human being in the back sayd dip n dots”…😂😭
Watch your mouth
That part destroyed me😂😂
“Full special” >multiple cuts
it was shot for tv, those are commercial breaks
@@jyo9735 I’m familiar with the concept, there’s entire jokes cut out.
@@OctobersOblivion oh, i see. wonder why theyd do that?
The crowd work concept at the end is smart, cuz he clearly already knew what he would say for each ice cream brand but let the crowd pick theirs and have him talk, so he gets crowd work but he doesn’t have to think on the spot too much, and it’s not cheating or lame I just think it’s a cool way to do it. I mean I’ve seen people do similar I’m just saying it’s a good idea
He’s fr a genius
Thank you, professor.
That's a concept called 'multiple outs' where you give someone the illusion of choice, but all the possible outcomes are accounted for already. Great device usage.
Attell used to do the same thing where he'd ask the crowd to name a drink and he'd tell them how their night would end
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
That whole ice cream bit was a great closer. Real answer: Thrifty had the best.
Thrifty, where you can get ice cream alongside mothers who traded in their WIC checks for cigarette money
(but seriously, I have good memories from the very few times I went there for ice cream)
Not sure if it were a Thrifty, but a loooong time ago I went to a drug store and they had this unique flavor that I've rarely seen since: champagne sherbet. The only other place anywhere back then that had same same was a beach spot over the hill in Santa Cruz.
Heck Yeah.....Thrifts ice cream rocked
I almost never belly laugh to comedy on RUclips, but this made me shake uncontrollably. He's amazing, and my favorite bombastic big boy.
I think TD is actually the smartest and most entertaining comedian of the day. Can’t get enough of
Him and TV!
I love tim dillon. I don’t get why people don’t like his stand up. I really wish there was more footage out of him doing it
because he proves he is a raging hoemoe by putting out 20 mins calling it a full special, boomer behavior.
I just didn't laugh at any of the jokes. I think it's his aggressive delivery
It what it is I guess
@Anhelswagg True he's waaaayyy more chill on stage now, this was 6 years ago
@@sebastianhernandez7434we wish him well
Im a proud Long Islander from MATTITUCK L.I. And those are facts about the LIRR . What a mess that train is. Great comedy.
This man is the embodiment of gta talk radio and he simply must be in GTA 6
I saw him live recently and his next special is going to be the best special we’ve seen in years
Oooooo! This gets me excited
I've always thought Tim Dillon was just Whitney Cummings
They have the same cadence and timing
It's a real knife fight out there...
we wish him well on the stage
Tims comedy delivery is on par with the greats but I personally think the writing could be better in this set. Tim is at his best when u give him a topic and he just rifts...I know this a old set but anyone else think this way?
it’s riff.
@@OGzoose i bet your fun at parties
This is from like 6 years ago he's much better now
I thought this set was pretty weak, not gonna lie. At least he didn’t totally bomb. 🤷♂️
It’s just old guys chill 😂 he has way deeper/funnier perspectives on these topics now. The punchlines are completely different. Writing can be like aging wine.
I wasn't expecting over half the crowd to cheer😂
Tillamook is the best Ice Cream
Agreed
I only recently discovered their cheese. It's really good. Didn't know they made ice cream too. Gonna have to try that next.
@@007NowOnline It's all made locally in Tillamook! From farm to table. :) Cheesefactory is owned as a partnership between the local farms.
Nah graeters not even a competition
From my home state
That's really smart to create higher end crowd work by asking a question with a limited number of known answers and prepping the responses. Pregnant women street fighting for dollars is great.
I like the innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they also want to talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
"I had a real job when I was a millennial" lmfao
Gotta say this was better than his recent Netflix special
I don't think anybody in the entire state of Louisiana knew what happened during the housing market collapse in '08, much less anybody in a Nola theater lol
Tim Dillon is cleary over the line in this special. Dip'n Dots are the best thing since freeze-dried ice cream.
If I don't find out which ice cream he likes best, ima lose it!😂
Gotta say, I think this Mr Dillon is going to be big one day
Tim's stand up has come a long way in the last six years
10 of 10, was hoping I would see this one again, comedy. Central needs to just fold and give these back to the comics. I hear chapter 11 is popular this time of year😂
God the first half or so of this set was gold. Delivery was like, just one of the guys you know, talking, but funny AF. The crowd work on ice cream didn't hit.
I dird laughing at the ice cream jokes 😂😂
He's one of the few actual funny comedians in the Rogan Sphere.
the fake job bit its too true
Ahhh Tim Dillon. He makes my life worth living. Dim Tillon is my hero. A true mensch. I love Lim Tiddon, and wish him well.
I love Tim Dillon.
Dude just shot down every ice cream 🍦
10/10 a real hero
"I love orange!!!" 😂😂😂
this is art. modern times require modern art and boy does ol Timmy do it.
Hahaha 🤣 I love turkey hill ice-cream 😅
Still Tim Dillon 😂
You gotta be evil😂
Tim is great!!!
Dude is brilliant and has one of the funniest and insightful podcasts out there!
That’s real!! One brick, lifetime nice! Trust me!!!!
First time watching his standup. Loves it❤
I've never understood why he's an icon in the comedy business.
His podcasts from late 2019 through August 2022 kept many people sane during the pan. But then he fired Ben Avery, and his pods have taken a nosedive.
Face and stomach rolling check😂
I like that innovative way to run a Q & A at the end, sort of an unannounced audience participation part of the show. Run it too soon, and the whole show devolves into too much heckling. Start it up late enough, though, and if it's good you can keep it going; but if it's unfunny or abusive or boring, then Tim can say "Good Night!" I think people who are having a good time want to join in: they want to also talk. Tim is tapping in to this desire. What he did to Ben Avery was unconscionable.
This was 6 years ago and still relevant and funny Timmy D's podcast makes my day sometimes.
1:16 That retired detective joke was fire😂
Man that was hilarious
This guy is so funny!
Bra AD in Tim's standup 🤣
Bro bit about losing weight 😂priceless
Love you Tim!!! 🤩
the triage entertaimnet reminds me of my 90's turtle movies, the F H E, family home enterainment logo
good stuff
love him
Tim came up with 5 minutes of content so he could talk about ice cream for 15 minutes 😂
So damn good Timmy❤😂
Love Tim!
this rivals gary gulman's hierarchy of cookies
"I'm Valencia".😂
Thanks Tim
Tim Dillons mother's painting of the secret police would be amazing.
Funniest comedian of our time
This guy is pretty funny, he should start a podcast
New Orleans crowds always suck
Hilarious!
more set than special
Oh my gawd, he nailed Pennsylvania Yep, he gets it 🤭
LMAO
dude, i'm a millenial and i'm turning forty-three this year.
Shout out Tim Dillon
I love how the crowd under appreciated this 😂😂😂 I WAS HOWLING
That last bit with the ice cream crowd work was hilarious
I’m straight but Tim could get it
Baskin Robbins joke was funny af lol they always are partnered with a weird company lol
Are they gay ghosts😂😂😂 So corny I'm dying
This only hits if you were raised in Nassau county Long Island
You must be young
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 not young enough my friend
@@nicklira467 long sigh…
Ice cream genius
It’s definitely cold stone
I'm Valencia! Lol
He’s like a flaming schizophrenic Rush Limbaugh
isnt this way ages old? tim dillon s standup is more evolved now, this is more when he started
Haven’t laughed once I’m 6 minutes in should I finish watching or go take a nap
Tillamook for the W
Joe bi den is spanking it to the ice cream part
Tough crowd.
"I don't know about what...probably not Brexit"
Tim needs a new special.
Everyone from the northeast knows the answer is Stewart's
🔥
Posted 2 months ago. ….. this is like 5 years old
Saw him in milwaukee twice once at improv once at riverside theater both shows fucking killed
Dude, this crowd sucked lol Tim’s a fucking genius.
Amy’s Ice Cream in Texas