They are all more podcaster or 3 minute roaster material than stand up comedian. I can enjoy kill Tony sometimes, but watching him do standup is like watching the first 5th grader at school who learned what swear words and racial slurs are. Then they all cry about not being able to say anything which is the lamest excuse for a comic. They make jokes offensive so if they’re called out for not being funny, they can blame it on “wokeness”. It’s like Rogan’s latest special. It isn’t that it’s offensive. It’s that it’s not very funny and overtly trying to be edgy. Same with the Tony and dat Phan stuff. I wasn’t offended, but “Ching Chong bing bong” isn’t a punchline. It’s empty shock value with no comedy included. I’d expect better from that potty mouth 5th grader.
People almost never tell famous people the truth, especially if they work for them. None of the people that work for Bert and especially Tom would ever tell them the truth about when they bomb or f-up.
Yeah, but as you know the hate has gotten stupid recently, with youtubers making up beef between the Rogan people and idiots actually believing it and flaming them under every video. The majority of people suck, and when you're famous enough you gotta get used to that.
It's funny that Bert is one of the famous comedians that I never watch because I don't find him funny, but he has his fans and that's cool also I don't mind him on podcasts he is generally a positive person. Just don't find his comedy in the realm of even mediocre
@dieterdohlen6386 honestly berts annoying and gets alot of shit but Tom is so much worse my guy made a huge thing about and gay weatherman comment he challenged to a game of basket ball and thinks beating him was a huge win. Also that wierd dance battle the guys cringe and not funny but also an arse hole 😂😂
I believe it when Bert says he hasn’t heard anything negative. that’s because he never lets people finish talking before he starts talking and on the rare chance they get a few words and he doesn’t actually listen
He's not a joke writer. He tells stories but they don't have punchlines. He plays it off like "I'm not good at roasts" when in reality he just can't write jokes.
@@acetate909100% he tells stories and people confuse it with comedy cause he takes his shirt off or something. tom has had some great specials early on though. dude has really fallen off though… bert had nothing to fall from though
Bert is t good at comedy either. There are just a lot of out of shape alcoholic bros in this country that identify with him. They enjoy feeling intelligent for the first time (compared to him) so much that they actually perceive his nonsense as “comedy”. Tom isn’t much better.
thats because, he doesnt ask us for a reason. lol. You know he asked fans who are willing to pay to see him and buddies who will lie to his face. Its easy to say that when you're in an echo chamber.
@@treis531lol hop off their meat they don’t care about it and it’s fine they got their money they got nothing to prove everyone on kill tony a bunch of losers that think they funny when they not.
"You should be thanking us" I thought Bert was joking at first but wow, he is so delusional that it's almost concerning. At least Tom understands they sucked and is trying to make excuses and cope. But Bert is just in la la land.
It's cause people lie and I'm sure most ppl told them good job and didn't tell then the truth, that it wasn't that good, it wasn't horrible like the over exaggerating you tube comments say but it's threw off the momentum so much and it could of been great whatever they attempted but it wasnt.
It’s not that he won’t admit it, it’s that he doesn’t realize he bonded because he’s actually that bad at comedy and he’s actually lacking in that much self-awareness
ME! I've seen him twice. He was freakin' hilarious both times. Just saw Tom 3 nights ago in Asheville. Great show! Saw him from the 3rd row center stage. Who the F are you to judge how people spend their "hard earned money" as long as it's legal? If they make you laugh and you enjoy going, then go. If they don't make you laugh, then don't go. Keep your sorry a$$ at home. Nobody wants you there anyway.
What is wrong with netlfx? Chappelle is the only good decision they made and they messed that up. Gillis was a good one but it wasn't his best special and I wonder why...
@@nicechasinchasegods7051 bert has his machine bit which was funny till he never stopped telling it and cant come up with a new bit...they're both great content though
Tony don’t give a F. He’s rising to the top and he’s a real one. He loves comedy and he sees, nightly, hungry comedians who don’t take things for granted.
Bert seriously saying he would do the same set is fuckin hilarious 😂 😂 yeah we know bud you built your career off of repeating the same shitty set. Tony would end Bert’s career if he roasted him
Can’t end Bert’s career nobody cares about kill tony a roast isn’t doing nothing kid 😂😂😂🤣🤣 nobody cares about that trash show that’s why they didn’t prepare
In my opinion, Tony being a California Comedian, he's definitely not corny, he's on par with New York Comedians, very funny and his show with Redban is Awesome!
What is probably craziest is Tom telling Tony they habe already been invited to do the next roast and offered to show Tony screenshots!!! I don't know that seemed like a bitch move after Tony talked at length how much he struggled to get on
It felt more like Tom was agreeing with Tony that the industry hates him an that it is unfair. He laughed a little like he’s in disbelif that he got invited again when Tony didnt. Bert definitely seemed to revel in it tho.
you lack basic comprehension, the text comment was a joke from Tom in jest following up from Tony telling the story of how Rogan texted Brady vouching for him. If you can’t even understand basic shit like that what’s the point, and the fact that 60+ people have liked your comment shows you all probably don’t have a single brain cell between you
Yea, this commentator has some of the worst takes I have ever heard. Only reason I am here is because I did not want to watch the whole 2b1c episode. I still might though because tony is amazing...
Og comment is fawwking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Also, the fact that the next 2 peeps didn't READ the joke properly and made such dumb comments, makes it even More funny to mee🤣🤣🤣
I think tony was laughing at bert after that line, not with him. Really tone deaf esp right after tony explained the gap in how theyre treated. It's one of those jokes that hits wrong because it's too off base. Bert's too busy being his typical delusional narcissistic interrupting drunk self to notice. Would have liked to see tony justifiably trash bert after that. Comics like bert or rogan that proudly claim they "never read comments", probably dont because they'd get their ego bruised when there's a consensus that they're wrong or unfunny. I started watching 2 bears when rogan left yt, but ive stopped watching any of ymh channel. I got sick of bert talking about himself, tom and Christina talking about what kind of shits they took this week, or making fun of the handicapped. Bravo? Dr drew leaving was the final straw, but i liked him because i learned stuff, not for comedy. Shane gillis, tim dillon, bill burr, andrew santino, adam ray as dr phil, etc are hilarious instead.
Lmao Bart looks so fucking upset at the end there. “I’ll do the same fucking set” proves how Tony was right about not editing Netflix’s punch up script.
Nah I like that Bart said that. Being new watching 2 bears 1 cave I noticed everyone hates Bart for jus having fun it’s lame. I bet they all wanted to rip Bart when he was trying.
@@runaway7380dawg ngl the ppl on kill tony that tony got to have 1 minute sets are not even funny. I like that Bart said he will do the same set. That show ain’t even good or funny. How dare they try to rip bart
Bert and Tom are starting to finally realize, they arent funny, nor likable. Finally some self-awareness for these 2 idiots. Never understood why people liked them
They’re so rich now and they have their fan bases so they don’t care about mainstream opinions. Bert is latching on to rising star comedians to stay relevant and he pays them big $$ in return for their allegiance . Kind of like Diddy without the freak offs.
@@18Callahan instead of freak offs it's forcing comics to drink to excess and blackout which honestly sounds like if not freak offs something pretty gay is still probably happening.
They used to be funny, tom especially being really funny. Then the got rich and stopped trying doing this wierd LA vlogger stuff with a bunch of celebrities. They just went full corporate LA entertainment
Tony's confidence level is a spectacle to behold. He is on a comedic level so far beyond Bert & Tom and the Tom Brady Roast showed that. "The cream rises to the top"... Tony is the cream.
@RedPillBased He has some good bits but overall yeah he's not as good at it as he thinks. There's a reason most people think of him as the fear factor guy.
15:17 "Hey Tony if you want, you could write for us." Tony rolling his eyes thinking "I would never give my material to these scratch off lottery tickets!"
@@TheNormanInvasionI'm surprised he never got any backlash after telling Brody to kill himself after that weird moment they had then he actually killed himself.
@@TheNormanInvasion Bro. tony is a roast comic...probably one of the best ones out there. I understand that not everyone is going to like the style but...calling him awful is just factually wrong. He loves the comedy scene and to this day has been nothing but a positive influence on the scene while also giving new comics a shot. I mean, there is very little to NOT respect with that man...except when he takes the redban trashing too far. Thats one of the very few things I cant stand about him. But he has gotten better with that recently...as he should. Redban has been a loyal partner since day one and to this day has also positively affected the comedy scene, with his stand up club and the opportunities given to new comics. Aight, I am rambling...
I can tell why Tony wasn’t hired on the roast, he’s really good at what he does but he’s off putting and he comes off like a bully, like a kid we all hated in school. I enjoy his sense of humor but it took watching him a few times to understand what I was watching. I think most comedians are funny and likable.
"Without us it's a bunch of people doing the exact same thing" "Right, it was a comedy up until you guys started" lol Gonna need a Senzu bean after that one
DUDE.. how do you expect this nobody, RUclipsr do get the attention he craves.. there’s a reason he’s here and not making money like the comedians he tried to critique.. totally agree with you just wanted to add me take in it.
Bert was lip syncing Tony's set because Bert was threatened by how well Tony was doing, He had to take some of the spotlight/simultaneously try to diminish what Tony was doing by highlighting that Tony was reading off of a teleprompter.
I'm so glad to be a black man, reading this comment. I've said from day one, fuck these unfunny ass wipes. all of em. Unbearable fakes, who hate regular people. (The couple) Bert had a penchant for telling a story, long ago.
@user-zt8zi8we3r I tried to make it easier for the USians by just naming the continent, once we start using European country names you all seem to get confused.
As "comedians" saying they had no time to rehearse is a lame excuse. Patrice O'neal was basically set up for failure during his roast set and was given no time to prepare and he went out there and absolutely crushed it.
Tom and Bert should never be allowed to do anything like this again. Guess if they can't push their alcohol they don't care enough to try. Tom didn't even have enough respect to make it to rehearsal probably why everyone ignored him during the show.
Bert & Tom definitely kept their distance after Tony got cancelled 3 years ago. Like Bert waited 2 years after Shane was cancelled to bring him on his podcast. Pussies.
09:19 Bert's face is the face one of his "fans," have while stroking out at one of his boring shows. Again, bert is the epitome of as long as you have money, anybody can be coincidentally funny once, and coast for the rest of your career 😑
You can tell Bert got his feelings hurt and is threatened by Tony low key tries to big league him with trying to put a word in or offering him a writing gig it was supposed to be a joke but that doesn’t work when the person you’re doing that to is 100xs more talented also I call bs Bert didn’t get invited to the next roast this is the same man that claims he gets recognized every where yea right just wanted to undermine Tony
I like how they aren't even embarrassed about it. They look more and more like fraudulent "comics" but as long as the money is rolling in they treat it as a goof
What the fuck are you three talking about. If you two actually knew anything about either Tom or Bert. Or anything about what the both of them have accomplished in the past two years, you'd understand why I have to call you out. On how you both came to those ridiculous, unfounded and absolutely wrong on calling them " fraudulent comics ". Are the two of you really being serious. Have you both already forgotten about the 22 month whirl wind world tour, " Im Cuming Everywhere. " World tour tom finished with the last shows of the tour being filmed to make, "Sledgehammer " which is for a lack of better words, a monster banger loved and raved about but fans and critics both. And then theres, " THE MACHINE " THE MAN THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. Who all by himself became the biggest and most known Creator, Tour manager, Talent Booker, and Self-Promoter of the biggest travelling comedy festivals of how many summers in a row now. Or have you been living under a rock or in a deep dark cave in a desert . Or are you the only person in the world who evidently trys to make relevant comments about two of the biggest comedians in the world right now, but you obviously didn't do any research about Bert or Tom before you reactionarily decided to leave the post the of of you and that hilarious comment the other one of you left. I'm guessing just try and fit in with the rest of the haters because everyone just wants to be part of something bigger than themselves. But you two really shit the bed on your weak attempts at relevancy. Sorry boys , try outs are next year. Here's a little example of the ridiculousness of your comments about Bert . Have ever seenthe murders row of talent that is glad to join Bert on the road for the entire festival season. Every single comedian he has in the line up are all huge monsters of comedy, from the host to the openers and all the way to the closers and everything in-between all killers. But forget both of those major accomplishments for Bert and Tom because the two of you are so right , I believe what one of you said ," they both suck " and I believe the original post that said," they look more and more like fraudulent"comics" that care more about money than the art form. Yeah yeah you two idiots could not be more correct. Bwahahaha, i can't breath oh oh wow, I can't catch my breath. Oh wee. I think I might piss my pants. I really have to stop looking at your hilarious posts. Have either of your parents had you tested because you both seem like you get picked up by the short bus for school, or am I completely wrong and this was you twos attempt at being funny. If it's the latter I sincerely apologize to the both of you. So in conclusion, both your post and your reply just come off as school yard jealousy of people who are doing better than you at something neither of you can do at a level Evan close to either of them. You two need to take your toys and go back to your own sandbox. Sit down and shut up and try to stop worrying about what others are doing way less and start worrying about what the both of you are doing way more. Remember kids don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. And be a leader not a follower just because you want to fit in and be like everyone else, just be yourself. And no more shit talking until your on their level of success. I hope you know my reply is out of the love I have for stand up comedy and those that do it and fucking murder it when they do. L8TR wanna be sheeples
Bert already had his own roast. Not the literal one he ate whole on thanksgiving before his family could eat. but like they actual roasted bert on stage before
This is why I love Tony Hinchcliffe!!!! I saw him in Lexington KY four years back and me and my brother smoked a blunt with him and Redband after the show. Then we all went to some bar down the street and had some beers and sung Karaoke. Fantastic night I won't ever forget. it, it was also my first stand up show ive ever been too. 10/10
Yeah you know they didn’t want to do stand up…thru figured this way they could say it was because the format they used didn’t work. They know they suck. They’re just milking whatever money they can, while they can.
I feel like this is almost their role now. They’ve taken on the fact that they suck and will never be comedians so now they just let real comedians belittle them like it’s comedy. These two are the absolute worst.
I remember you being at 10k subscribers bro congrats! Always liked watching your videos and explanations. Reminds me of talking to my cousin or something lol.
@@thenewknizzle7530you know me and dude go way back … I used to hate on him in high school because he had this idea about making a RUclips channel And I said “do it - you’re gonna suck anyway” He took the chance and look at him now. I win.
You're missing the petty subtext of the exchange between Tom and tony at 14:45. Tom is bragging that he got a call back because he's way more famous. Tom and Bert both say "we'll call you for the next one" as a way to establish the power dynamic there. Egos out of control on both sides.
I think Bert and Tom are some ofnthe prettiest in the business. These guys hate poor and unfortunate people now. The fact that Joe helped Tony and you know they're just sarcastically saying they'll throw him a bone is a joke. They bombed and are getting on the next one and he isn't. That's insane.
Hope y'all had a good Memorial Day!
Sounds like I'm having the same kind as you by your voice🤢
Thank you. You as well
Thanks and same to you! Your mainstream comedy coverage is fantastic. And you never exclude the "small fish"
you have basic takes and are a hypocrite. I’ve noticed this more and more that I watch you. Lousy videos.
I think this one is going to blow up again bro!
2:09 guy stops yapping
5:30 guy stops yapping
8:45 guy stops yapping
11:52 guy stops yapping
14:43 guy stops yapping
thx
Godsend
You’re awesome
U are a hero
Absolute legend
Tony is a G for actually saying it to their faces
I hate his guts, but that was awesome.
He knows that hating on them is popular
Tony isn’t any funnier or less of a scumbag
Tony's confidence level is spectacular to behold
Tony with his 🏳️🌈 little voice
Yeah, you can tell Burt was TRIGGERED. Bro was scrambling when Tony exposed them. Respect to Tony for actually being honest.
They are both horrible. lol
They are all more podcaster or 3 minute roaster material than stand up comedian. I can enjoy kill Tony sometimes, but watching him do standup is like watching the first 5th grader at school who learned what swear words and racial slurs are. Then they all cry about not being able to say anything which is the lamest excuse for a comic. They make jokes offensive so if they’re called out for not being funny, they can blame it on “wokeness”. It’s like Rogan’s latest special. It isn’t that it’s offensive. It’s that it’s not very funny and overtly trying to be edgy. Same with the Tony and dat Phan stuff. I wasn’t offended, but “Ching Chong bing bong” isn’t a punchline. It’s empty shock value with no comedy included. I’d expect better from that potty mouth 5th grader.
“I haven’t met one person that did not like what we did”…How delusional can Bert get
Bert needs a psych evaluation after that comment
Kevin spacey just pulled the same thing recently
People almost never tell famous people the truth, especially if they work for them. None of the people that work for Bert and especially Tom would ever tell them the truth about when they bomb or f-up.
Dude tries to drink 1-2 gallons of kool-aid per day in-between alcoholic beverages.
Bert is not funny in full denial
Burt saying his doesn't care if the internet hates on him is the funniest thing he's ever said. He lives for attention and approval of strangers.
These mothafuckas literally go on stage every day for approval of strangers
Yeah, but as you know the hate has gotten stupid recently, with youtubers making up beef between the Rogan people and idiots actually believing it and flaming them under every video. The majority of people suck, and when you're famous enough you gotta get used to that.
It's funny that Bert is one of the famous comedians that I never watch because I don't find him funny, but he has his fans and that's cool also I don't mind him on podcasts he is generally a positive person. Just don't find his comedy in the realm of even mediocre
@@dieterdohlen6386agree, it’s gotten ridiculous
@dieterdohlen6386 honestly berts annoying and gets alot of shit but Tom is so much worse my guy made a huge thing about and gay weatherman comment he challenged to a game of basket ball and thinks beating him was a huge win. Also that wierd dance battle the guys cringe and not funny but also an arse hole 😂😂
I believe it when Bert says he hasn’t heard anything negative. that’s because he never lets people finish talking before he starts talking and on the rare chance they get a few words and he doesn’t actually listen
Bert and Tom were used for the bathroom break
Obviously, since they are both 💩
💯 1000 percent, they are both a joke nowadays 😂😂
oof
2 of the 6 that never been funny
People did get up & go to the bathroom! 😂
Bert isn’t good at roasting people, because he can’t stop talking about himself long enough.
He's not a joke writer. He tells stories but they don't have punchlines. He plays it off like "I'm not good at roasts" when in reality he just can't write jokes.
@@acetate909100% he tells stories and people confuse it with comedy cause he takes his shirt off or something. tom has had some great specials early on though. dude has really fallen off though… bert had nothing to fall from though
Yeah, he is just not good at comedy in general.
@@SNNetworkTom got rich and arrogant,.neither of which are very funny, and don't lend themselves to.comedy, either.
Bert is t good at comedy either. There are just a lot of out of shape alcoholic bros in this country that identify with him. They enjoy feeling intelligent for the first time (compared to him) so much that they actually perceive his nonsense as “comedy”. Tom isn’t much better.
Please stop explaining what we're about to see
Lmao. For “Fair Use” he has to make it “transformative” by adding commentary
Yes instead, he should get sued or lose his channel by not inserting commentary and instead uploading their clips in their entirety
@@ThisOffendsMeTV yeah if his channel is just other people's content, of course
@WatchCJStroud_work_gym_sleep here's a clip I stole, let me tell you about it 😂
@@kidneystonermusic Why not watch the original clip then.... That's like going swimming and complaining you got wet.
"I have not met one person that did not like what we did." - Bert, delusional as always. Convinced of his own greatness.
That was actually insane to see
Or everyone else is fake and said they liked it like bad friends which is probably what has actually happened
thats because, he doesnt ask us for a reason. lol. You know he asked fans who are willing to pay to see him and buddies who will lie to his face. Its easy to say that when you're in an echo chamber.
Well he said "met" none of yall would say it to him in person, yall would take a selfie. And no im no fan.
I mean..... What do u know? He might have never left his house since the roast.
They didn't take it seriously. Didn't rehearse. They bombed. Their own fault.
@@treis531lol hop off their meat they don’t care about it and it’s fine they got their money they got nothing to prove everyone on kill tony a bunch of losers that think they funny when they not.
nah they took it seriously and they bombed and are now trying to play it off like they don't care
They both suck. No amount of rehearsal would have helped. Two highly overrated comics.
13:30 "I havent met one person who didn't like what we did"
"Hi, my name is Tony. Nice to meet you"
Bert Kreischer is the DJ Khaled of the Comedy industry.
Facts
Another one 👀
@@leonard8766 We dah best musi...comedy 😂
And I thought me referring to Adam 22 as trailer park Vladtv was clever
Well done sir
Ah yes, DJ Khaled.
The dude staying silent on his people being genocided.
What a G.
"You should be thanking us"
I thought Bert was joking at first but wow, he is so delusional that it's almost concerning. At least Tom understands they sucked and is trying to make excuses and cope. But Bert is just in la la land.
Bert is a narcissistic bellend
And he is president there witg millions of dollars
U copi g too
Bert doesn't think he can end up like Schaub despite being pulled into the comedy limelight by Rogan in an almost identical fashion.
@@benjaminjameskreger It's coming tbh
I thought he was gonna say "for bombing so hard and making everyone else look better" but nope he is delusional
Bert and Tom make themselves out to be the da vinci of the comedy scene when in reality they come off like the Deep from The Boys
They are wack
It's cause people lie and I'm sure most ppl told them good job and didn't tell then the truth, that it wasn't that good, it wasn't horrible like the over exaggerating you tube comments say but it's threw off the momentum so much and it could of been great whatever they attempted but it wasnt.
“It was a comedy until you guys started” - Tony a savage for this one 😂😂😂
He made it too easy for him I said the same thing in my head when he dropped that line
He was spitting with that line lmao
Bert not being able to admit he bombed is disgusting.
I haven't watched the whole thing but there's zero clips or highlights including Tom and Bert besides when you see them laughing in the BG
It’s not that he won’t admit it, it’s that he doesn’t realize he bonded because he’s actually that bad at comedy and he’s actually lacking in that much self-awareness
Disgusting is pretty heavy. I'd just say it's lame.
He's getting defensive now that his "im the machine" bit is literally not funny at all anymore & his new comedy is trash
@@trey206 the stupid machine story was never funny. Bert has never been funny. just a loser that happened to be friends with Joe rogan and was lucky.
Who are the people that actually spend money to see Burt live? I don't understand who these people are that spend their hard earned money to see him.
Idiots... like my brother.
Dads who watch sports who saw ads of Bert coming to their town's stadium
Shane Gillis has the Downsyndrome community to support him. For Bert it's the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome crowd.
ME! I've seen him twice. He was freakin' hilarious both times. Just saw Tom 3 nights ago in Asheville. Great show! Saw him from the 3rd row center stage. Who the F are you to judge how people spend their "hard earned money" as long as it's legal? If they make you laugh and you enjoy going, then go. If they don't make you laugh, then don't go. Keep your sorry a$$ at home. Nobody wants you there anyway.
@@simonpaquet7161 Not just watching sports but the ones that make sports their entire personality.. the _really_ low IQ ones.
Netflix took a huge L having Bert as a netflix darling
He must have done some of what Kat Williams was talking about…
And Tom
What is wrong with netlfx? Chappelle is the only good decision they made and they messed that up. Gillis was a good one but it wasn't his best special and I wonder why...
@@deadarmd what WAS his best special?
the world took a big L when your mother didnt abort you.
Bert has never been funny. Tom is funny but full of himself.
Tom stopped being funny in 2015, his last 3 specials are just bits from YMH and made up stories/stolen jokes
Bert is funny but Tom is better, he just a pos
@@nicechasinchasegods7051 bert has his machine bit which was funny till he never stopped telling it and cant come up with a new bit...they're both great content though
THANK YOU!!! That’s exactly how I feel and I can’t believe they have such a successful podcast.
This 💯
Bert’s face turned the color of a strawberry when Tony pressed him
That’s the kool aid
Bert still trying to convince us the roast was great for him. Move on bro lol
Exactly better to not talk about it
I love how Tony is being chill and funny but is dead serious and they know it 😂😂
He's been saying the truth on Kill Tony interviews for years. Honesty is funny.
@rikuniiva8035 tony has got so many haters. People hate the truth, Lmao.
Tony don’t give a F. He’s rising to the top and he’s a real one. He loves comedy and he sees, nightly, hungry comedians who don’t take things for granted.
Bert seriously saying he would do the same set is fuckin hilarious 😂 😂 yeah we know bud you built your career off of repeating the same shitty set. Tony would end Bert’s career if he roasted him
Tony was at the Bert Roast, didn't end his career sadly.
@@1prozzak6616forgot about this. Wasn't it on Onlyfans?
Impossible to end Bert's career. Hes way too connected. He's never been funny
Can’t end Bert’s career nobody cares about kill tony a roast isn’t doing nothing kid 😂😂😂🤣🤣 nobody cares about that trash show that’s why they didn’t prepare
"Bert looks like if Don King only ate at Burger King with Nat King Cole and Rodney King while watching the Lion King..."
Hi-la-ri-ous
RIP Bert and Tom
2Bears 1Grave…CRACK AMICO
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Nah they good can’t cancel ppl that never cared about Tony’s show this jus got rid off tony fans watching him and that’s fine
In my opinion, Tony being a California Comedian, he's definitely not corny, he's on par with New York Comedians, very funny and his show with Redban is Awesome!
Thats funny you say that i find new york comedians corny and just old jokes . Tony definitely has that cali comebacks
Tony is from Ohio bro
You just know that Bert believes he is better than Tony, since they were invited without asking to be on the show 🙄
Bert’s got Hollywood fooled. He’s the perfect example of how Hollywood still gets it wrong.
I think that too
Bert is the greatest comedian since Buddy Hackett.
As much as his voice annoys me, Tony Hincliffe is growing on me. Hes actually really sharp and funny.
Watch him on Theo Von's podcast...you will respect him
The funny thing is i always liked his appearances on JRE, and the comments are always negative
yea. strange how that works.
Like people judging Bob Dylan songwriting or performing chops on not liking his voice.
@@dingusbro925he’s too sharp !! Watch kill Tony !! He’s funny as especially when he roasts everyone 247 lol
Please just show the clips. They are self explanatory
He has to make commentary in order to use the clips in the first place because 2B1C will try to copyright strike it and request YT to take it down .
The comedians that actually worked hard and didnt get a handout are actually becoming successful surprise surprise 😂
Well Berts last comedy tour grossed 33 million. Pretty successful
Buuuut.... Tony does NOT fit in that basket. LOL. C'mon now.
Tony has Jeff Ross and he does KT at the Mothership which is ROGAN’s club…
@viking_nor 33 milll
To be wasted away. Not success, just a different form of rot.
@@viking_norhe means success like, when the list of best comedians is written, Bert isn't even in the top 300
Hate Bert
😂😂😂
Fine, I will.
Hate from Mexico
We do to
And, (nowadays) Tom.
How is this guy Bert famous? Is there any less talented or less funny than this guy? Seems impossible
He is the joke, toe Rogan said how funny would it be if we grabbed a hack alcoholic and convinced him he was a famous comedian
What is probably craziest is Tom telling Tony they habe already been invited to do the next roast and offered to show Tony screenshots!!! I don't know that seemed like a bitch move after Tony talked at length how much he struggled to get on
yeah, tonys style of comedy isnt my cup of tea personally but he absolutely deserves to be there over the two bears
Tony was radioactive in the industry for pushing edgy comedy, Bert's famous for taking his shirt off
It felt more like Tom was agreeing with Tony that the industry hates him an that it is unfair. He laughed a little like he’s in disbelif that he got invited again when Tony didnt. Bert definitely seemed to revel in it tho.
you lack basic comprehension, the text comment was a joke from Tom in jest following up from Tony telling the story of how Rogan texted Brady vouching for him.
If you can’t even understand basic shit like that what’s the point, and the fact that 60+ people have liked your comment shows you all probably don’t have a single brain cell between you
"Tony doesn't look like a comedian"
i don't even understand this comment. Should he gain 30lbs or wear a flower that spits water?
Yea, this commentator has some of the worst takes I have ever heard. Only reason I am here is because I did not want to watch the whole 2b1c episode. I still might though because tony is amazing...
Hard agree
This guys' analysis on these videos always sucks. Skip the commentary, watch the clip compilation
Watch 2Lazy2Try if you want some good analysis on the comedy scene, or at least, better.
@@PBRatLordhes goated
Why the fuck would he say that I don’t get it? In his own video? Smh.
Thank you for giving me a way to watch them getting slandered without clicking their video.
i find it crazy how tom puts it ALL on bert. like he really thinks we’re falling for his shit. all he does is make fun of bert and deflect onto him 😂
Seems pretty accurate. Tom is way more talented.
Bert has dragged Tom down with him but they are far from being on the same level.
@@JoshBonesJonesMaybe back in the day but a lot of his stuff now is corny jokes or story telling . Same as Bert
@@PsychoBeast017 the Kreischer Effect lol
That’s why he hangs out with him. He will always be the excuse
Hopefully when he realizes how badly they bombed bert doesn't become an alcoholic for the last 30 years
His last 30? Buddy, he has 20 if he’s lucky
Og comment is fawwking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Also, the fact that the next 2 peeps didn't READ the joke properly and made such dumb comments, makes it even More funny to mee🤣🤣🤣
Lmao that joke was better than Brent and Toms whole set.
Great fuckin shout 😂😂
My friend Ritchie K has that disease too.
The disrespect “you can write for us” ..Bert you are truly effin delusional buddy. Tom drop him. Tony you’re a beast.
Tony would make Bert cry if he wanted to put it on him
Bert is a lot of dead weight (no pun intended) for Tom to carry, when Tom’s already not the most appreciated himself.
That might actually be a subtle admission that Bert knows he sucked and needs help 😂
@ryanhannon6798 he was close, with the interruption, but laughed it off
I think tony was laughing at bert after that line, not with him. Really tone deaf esp right after tony explained the gap in how theyre treated.
It's one of those jokes that hits wrong because it's too off base. Bert's too busy being his typical delusional narcissistic interrupting drunk self to notice. Would have liked to see tony justifiably trash bert after that.
Comics like bert or rogan that proudly claim they "never read comments", probably dont because they'd get their ego bruised when there's a consensus that they're wrong or unfunny.
I started watching 2 bears when rogan left yt, but ive stopped watching any of ymh channel. I got sick of bert talking about himself, tom and Christina talking about what kind of shits they took this week, or making fun of the handicapped. Bravo? Dr drew leaving was the final straw, but i liked him because i learned stuff, not for comedy.
Shane gillis, tim dillon, bill burr, andrew santino, adam ray as dr phil, etc are hilarious instead.
Tom and Bert both suck
From the forced laughing to the stupid machine story, it’s all just terrible
Bert's fake snorting was the fucking worst thing
Lmao Bart looks so fucking upset at the end there. “I’ll do the same fucking set” proves how Tony was right about not editing Netflix’s punch up script.
Pick up your failball and cry to mama, Burnt
and that's the one time I kinda liked him. Upset, angry and burtally honest.
Nah I like that Bart said that. Being new watching 2 bears 1 cave I noticed everyone hates Bart for jus having fun it’s lame. I bet they all wanted to rip Bart when he was trying.
@@runaway7380dawg ngl the ppl on kill tony that tony got to have 1 minute sets are not even funny. I like that Bart said he will do the same set. That show ain’t even good or funny. How dare they try to rip bart
@@DananjaySoccerRight how could someone shit on the 46 year old narcissist alcoholic frat boy. Could never fugure out why that was.
2 Bears in an Echo Chamber.
Dudes changed.
Bert and Tom are starting to finally realize, they arent funny, nor likable. Finally some self-awareness for these 2 idiots. Never understood why people liked them
They’re so rich now and they have their fan bases so they don’t care about mainstream opinions.
Bert is latching on to rising star comedians to stay relevant and he pays them big $$ in return for their allegiance .
Kind of like Diddy without the freak offs.
@@18Callahan instead of freak offs it's forcing comics to drink to excess and blackout which honestly sounds like if not freak offs something pretty gay is still probably happening.
Tom used to be genuinely funny, then he got skinny
@@titanfighter12TRUE
They used to be funny, tom especially being really funny. Then the got rich and stopped trying doing this wierd LA vlogger stuff with a bunch of celebrities. They just went full corporate LA entertainment
Bert proceeding to take a big Fools sip after Tony roasts them says it all.
Rebar rules ❣️
Jools sip
Redbar is watching
The biggest fools sip we have
What did you expect from a guy who drinks 132oz of Kool-Aid every day?
bert and tom are not stars for tv or entertainment . theyre pet store managers in the 90s .
Tony's confidence level is a spectacle to behold. He is on a comedic level so far beyond Bert & Tom and the Tom Brady Roast showed that. "The cream rises to the top"... Tony is the cream.
"I'm fat, I have a beer belly," *cackle cackle.* "I'm so funny!"
The "Rogan-sphere" is a black hole of comedy. Rogan included.
"black hole of comedy" is a great way to describe Tom Segura. He has such negative energy. The guy is totally miserable and it shows.
You know Tony is part of that group right? And I agree that Bert and Rogen aren’t funny at all, but Tom still has his moments.
Rogans stand-up is Seinfeld level of insufferable
@RedPillBased He has some good bits but overall yeah he's not as good at it as he thinks. There's a reason most people think of him as the fear factor guy.
Theo & maybe one other one is funny & that's it. Most of those people are not funny, especially that older little guy.
15:17 "Hey Tony if you want, you could write for us."
Tony rolling his eyes thinking "I would never give my material to these scratch off lottery tickets!"
More Comedians need to Be as Honest as Tony.
They’re Esther too rich to care OR they’re on the Bert Kreischer pay $$ train tour.
And as gay as tony!
@@TheNormanInvasionI'm surprised he never got any backlash after telling Brody to kill himself after that weird moment they had then he actually killed himself.
Too bad he ain’t that honest with himself.
@@TheNormanInvasion Bro. tony is a roast comic...probably one of the best ones out there. I understand that not everyone is going to like the style but...calling him awful is just factually wrong.
He loves the comedy scene and to this day has been nothing but a positive influence on the scene while also giving new comics a shot. I mean, there is very little to NOT respect with that man...except when he takes the redban trashing too far.
Thats one of the very few things I cant stand about him. But he has gotten better with that recently...as he should. Redban has been a loyal partner since day one and to this day has also positively affected the comedy scene, with his stand up club and the opportunities given to new comics.
Aight, I am rambling...
For too long Bret relies on other peoples politeness/embarrassement to not call him out. So glad ppl are having the confidence too now
Bert relies on someone else for his whole career, if not for Joe Rogan, Tom Segura or Bill Burr he would never have had a platform.
the commentary between clips and the navigating into each clip helped a lot to see what was happening here. Well done!
Burt and Tom were terrrrible. I was embarrassed for them.
People forget just how good *_Greg Giraldo_* was at roasting, the true Roast God.
Hell yeah man, gone way too soon
The GOAT
I never forgot 😢
The roasts were just another level when Giraldo, Lampanelli, and Ross were all together.
@@hammanta i'd add Jeselnik to that list too!
I can tell why Tony wasn’t hired on the roast, he’s really good at what he does but he’s off putting and he comes off like a bully, like a kid we all hated in school. I enjoy his sense of humor but it took watching him a few times to understand what I was watching. I think most comedians are funny and likable.
I had no idea tom was a trust fund kid. That explains everything......
Christina too, her dad's like a senator or something lmao
Bert too
Tom is the comedy equivalent of “a small million dollar loan” rags to riches story.
He lived in a college dorm room for 7 years ! Living off his rich parents 😂🤣.
Amd still didn't graduate
@@pepeshadilayBert
"Without us it's a bunch of people doing the exact same thing"
"Right, it was a comedy up until you guys started"
lol Gonna need a Senzu bean after that one
That was sweet
Been binge watching your channel, G. You’re stuff is great. Keep it up!
DUDE....we don't need you to repeat what we saw and heard. Add a REAL perspective or ZIP IT and let the clips speak for themselves.
DUDE.. how do you expect this nobody, RUclipsr do get the attention he craves.. there’s a reason he’s here and not making money like the comedians he tried to critique.. totally agree with you just wanted to add me take in it.
Somebody likes the 2 bears podcast...
@@theheatinferno8420 I’m hoping you know this it satire.. 😅
I don’t identify with you at all, so don’t say we. Equally, nobody cares about your perspective on this video. See how that works?
@@ot_decathlete398If you have to explain that what you said was satire, you’re doing a bad job at satire.
Bert was lip syncing Tony's set because Bert was threatened by how well Tony was doing,
He had to take some of the spotlight/simultaneously try to diminish what Tony was doing by highlighting that Tony was reading off of a teleprompter.
EXACTLY.
Netflix setting back comedy 100 years. 🤦
I’m just glad they’re getting put in their place. As an og mommy it’s been sad as hell to see them get to this point.
You’re a grown ass man….. and you call yourself an “Og Mommy” cause you’re a fan of a podcast you watch….. 🌽 🌽 🌽
Bring back the laughing jew he was more integral than I would have thought at first
@@XDPROWoNDeRz I hated that laugh then when he was left it felt like a ghost town 😂
I'm so glad to be a black man, reading this comment. I've said from day one, fuck these unfunny ass wipes. all of em. Unbearable fakes, who hate regular people. (The couple) Bert had a penchant for telling a story, long ago.
I'm an og mommy. Don't give up hope. Bert brought them down. It's still a great podcast.
good to know bert doesnt read comments but is fully aware of the comments
Anyone notice the big ass eye roll tony gave when bert said you could write for us😂
To this day, I still dont understand how Bert became a comedian.
He's the JOKE 😂😂
@@chrisrod6826ba dum chiiii
That one Machine joke went viral, and he's falling upwards ever since.
The formula:
Have one funny joke
Be friends with Rogan
Sometimes not even that. Look at Schaub.
He's fun to drink with
"The world, it's global Bert, it's the whole world!" he's right, I'm from Europe lol
I laughed out loud! It was a quick jab 😂
@user-zt8zi8we3reveryone from europe is from the whole europe
@user-zt8zi8we3r I tried to make it easier for the USians by just naming the continent, once we start using European country names you all seem to get confused.
As "comedians" saying they had no time to rehearse is a lame excuse. Patrice O'neal was basically set up for failure during his roast set and was given no time to prepare and he went out there and absolutely crushed it.
Tom and Bert should never be allowed to do anything like this again. Guess if they can't push their alcohol they don't care enough to try. Tom didn't even have enough respect to make it to rehearsal probably why everyone ignored him during the show.
Tony is part of the crew but he isn't part of the tribe. Had to take the long way.
Bert & Tom definitely kept their distance after Tony got cancelled 3 years ago.
Like Bert waited 2 years after Shane was cancelled to bring him on his podcast. Pussies.
@@18Callahan Tony got cancelled for what? Smh libtards
@@18Callahantruly pathetic considering what both of them were “cancelled” for
09:19 Bert's face is the face one of his "fans," have while stroking out at one of his boring shows. Again, bert is the epitome of as long as you have money, anybody can be coincidentally funny once, and coast for the rest of your career 😑
Out of Rogans circle these two are about to pass Schaub and Callen as least talented and most annoying leaches
Callen is actually talented tho, even if you don't like his personality
@@dougd878agreed
Callen is actually a talented standup
@@MesGuided if u like the animated Jim Carrey type performance with some tough guy talk mixed in I suppose it’s your cup of tea
@@norneva775 yeah that's a reasonable reduction of him 🤣🤣
16:10 Tony lmaoooo " Its global Bert, its the whole word." That was just brushed off I love it
You can tell Bert got his feelings hurt and is threatened by Tony low key tries to big league him with trying to put a word in or offering him a writing gig it was supposed to be a joke but that doesn’t work when the person you’re doing that to is 100xs more talented also I call bs Bert didn’t get invited to the next roast this is the same man that claims he gets recognized every where yea right just wanted to undermine Tony
“No need to work on this anymore. It’s just the most watched thing ever.” Followed by that laugh warmed my heart 🤣🤣💀 @ 12:55
I like how they aren't even embarrassed about it. They look more and more like fraudulent "comics" but as long as the money is rolling in they treat it as a goof
they for sure know. They suck
Segura is good but he doesn't practice as much bc of the podcast
What the fuck are you three talking about. If you two actually knew anything about either Tom or Bert. Or anything about what the both of them have accomplished in the past two years, you'd understand why I have to call you out. On how you both came to those ridiculous, unfounded and absolutely wrong on calling them " fraudulent comics ". Are the two of you really being serious. Have you both already forgotten about the 22 month whirl wind world tour, " Im Cuming Everywhere. " World tour tom finished with the last shows of the tour being filmed to make, "Sledgehammer " which is for a lack of better words, a monster banger loved and raved about but fans and critics both. And then theres, " THE MACHINE " THE MAN THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. Who all by himself became the biggest and most known Creator, Tour manager, Talent Booker, and Self-Promoter of the biggest travelling comedy festivals of how many summers in a row now. Or have you been living under a rock or in a deep dark cave in a desert . Or are you the only person in the world who evidently trys to make relevant comments about two of the biggest comedians in the world right now, but you obviously didn't do any research about Bert or Tom before you reactionarily decided to leave the post the of of you and that hilarious comment the other one of you left. I'm guessing just try and fit in with the rest of the haters because everyone just wants to be part of something bigger than themselves. But you two really shit the bed on your weak attempts at relevancy. Sorry boys , try outs are next year. Here's a little example of the ridiculousness of your comments about Bert . Have ever seenthe murders row of talent
that is glad to join Bert on the road for the entire festival season. Every single comedian he has in the line up are all huge monsters of comedy, from the host to the openers and all the way to the closers and everything in-between all killers. But forget both of those major accomplishments for Bert and Tom because the two of you are so right , I believe what one of you said ," they both suck " and I believe the original post that said," they look more and more like fraudulent"comics" that care more about money than the art form. Yeah yeah you two idiots could not be more correct. Bwahahaha, i can't breath oh oh wow, I can't catch my breath. Oh wee. I think I might piss my pants. I really have to stop looking at your hilarious posts. Have either of your parents had you tested because you both seem like you get picked up by the short bus for school, or am I completely wrong and this was you twos attempt at being funny. If it's the latter I sincerely apologize to the both of you. So in conclusion, both your post and your reply just come off as school yard jealousy of people who are doing better than you at something neither of you can do at a level Evan close to either of them. You two need to take your toys and go back to your own sandbox. Sit down and shut up and try to stop worrying about what others are doing way less and start worrying about what the both of you are doing way more. Remember kids don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong. And be a leader not a follower just because you want to fit in and be like everyone else, just be yourself. And no more shit talking until your on their level of success. I hope you know my reply is out of the love I have for stand up comedy and those that do it and fucking murder it when they do. L8TR wanna be sheeples
Comedians not taking something seriously? Say it isn't so.
@@deadarmdno he isnt. Hes was good 10 years ago this is 2024
@10:10 when he starts going after them. And Bert can't handle it.
I Heard an executive say Tom and Bert are next to be roasted.
Pig roast, maybe 🐖🔥🍖
Will never happen.
The best roasts are usually from the comment section
Bert already had his own roast. Not the literal one he ate whole on thanksgiving before his family could eat. but like they actual roasted bert on stage before
Oh did ya now?
Wow, it’s refreshing seeing guys who are used to yes men being humbled.
This is why I love Tony Hinchcliffe!!!! I saw him in Lexington KY four years back and me and my brother smoked a blunt with him and Redband after the show. Then we all went to some bar down the street and had some beers and sung Karaoke. Fantastic night I won't ever forget. it, it was also my first stand up show ive ever been too. 10/10
I think Tom was the one who offered that format for their bit out of fear of being roasted.
That makes so much sense! They could NEVER take part of the roast, standing on their own, without crying or getting angry
Yeah you know they didn’t want to do stand up…thru figured this way they could say it was because the format they used didn’t work. They know they suck. They’re just milking whatever money they can, while they can.
I was waiting for you cover this! Tony just played a whole role of you can’t keep up with me because they are Hollywood.
Bert why are you lying? 0:28
Bert is so oblivious
That shot of Tom & Bert when he said Joe messaged Tom Brady 😂 the best. As good as D’Elia’s reaction.
Fr lmaoo Bert's face looks like a shocked Augustus Gloop cartoon
The machine was the peak for bert
I feel like this is almost their role now. They’ve taken on the fact that they suck and will never be comedians so now they just let real comedians belittle them like it’s comedy. These two are the absolute worst.
Tony kepted it real they set was ass 😂😂😂 Bert was soooo butt hurt LOL 😂
Bert and Tom are pathetic. They were absolutely god awful.
Tony had the best set on the roast!!! Absolutely amazing!!!
Toss up between him & the blonde chick
@@DimsdaledimiDankNikki Glaser
@@TimeGodDioBrando thank you couldn’t remember her name
Nah. Nikki won.
When Bill belichick is out preforming career comedians, you know something's went wrong
Tony owned that roast!
That's a hell of an ego these guys have. Their self awareness is practically non-existent.
Because they’re elitists now.
Money changes SOME people. Just ask Diddy.
I remember you being at 10k subscribers bro congrats! Always liked watching your videos and explanations. Reminds me of talking to my cousin or something lol.
I remember when he had 2 subs. I win
i was his first sub
@@MobileNastyI remember when I watched without subbing back when he wasn’t even making videos yet. I win
@@Emersonlakeorpalmerbro fuck that I created the channel-- I pitched him the idea with Bert
@@thenewknizzle7530you know me and dude go way back … I used to hate on him in high school because he had this idea about making a RUclips channel
And I said “do it - you’re gonna suck anyway”
He took the chance and look at him now.
I win.
10:22 nah Tony is eating them alive
Bro are you serious? You thought Jimmy Carr was being nice to them? He was being cordial but he roasted burt the entire podcast.
Facts lol
You're missing the petty subtext of the exchange between Tom and tony at 14:45. Tom is bragging that he got a call back because he's way more famous. Tom and Bert both say "we'll call you for the next one" as a way to establish the power dynamic there. Egos out of control on both sides.
I think Bert and Tom are some ofnthe prettiest in the business. These guys hate poor and unfortunate people now. The fact that Joe helped Tony and you know they're just sarcastically saying they'll throw him a bone is a joke. They bombed and are getting on the next one and he isn't. That's insane.
Tony - summed up ‘I don’t like what you did’ right to Bert’s face.
Bert - I haven’t met one person who didn’t like what we did.
LOL
Why is it always people who aren’t funny who want to analyze comedy
“I’m still living in Oblivion” - Albert Charles Kreischer
I think Tony has confidence in his abilities because he's good and I think he's pretty self-aware.