Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland.
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00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
34:36 - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler.
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Billy reeling off the NBA champions from '70 to '04 was badass.
Bill Burr needs a movie where he becomes president 😂
I would love it. There is a lengthy hierarchy to who becomes president if the POTUS and vice potus were to parish it actuall goes all the way down to like the US postmaster if enough officials die. What if - All the officials fly into space for some hilarious bullshit reason and they parish immediately and Ol' billy is a mailman postmaster and is chosen to fill in as president. I'd watch that
Vice President Kamala Harris
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives
3 President pro tempore of the Senate
4 Secretary of State
5 Secretary of the Treasury
6 Secretary of Defense
7 Attorney General
8 Secretary of the Interior
9 Secretary of Agriculture
10 Secretary of Commerce
11 Secretary of Labor
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
14 Secretary of Transportation
15 Secretary of Energy
16 Secretary of Education
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs
18 Secretary of Homeland Security
If ol' billy was in one of these positions and accidentally became president lol
We need a reality where Bill Burr becomes president 😂 they would never ever let him get close
@@PastaImposter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's gotta be "Idiocracy 2", he gets frozen and wakes up in the future and saves humanity.
Ol’ Billy Choppa-Pilot keeps the wind beneath our wings!
Every Viet Nam helicopter pilot I know limps….. auto rotation landing !!!! Whoops 😬 😖😉🇺🇸❤️ best guys ever !! Watch “We were soldiers” Mel Gibson Col. Hal Moore 🇺🇸. He should be President, a REAL Leader !! 🇺🇸❤️🙏😊 🚁
The part about the Moth buried me🤣🤣🤣
Breathing exercises and profoundly inhaling herb teas, lifting weights and listening to Bill Burr 💯💪
We need Lego Bill for the every body clap your hands situation lol
"Hey Levi, this is Ulysses..." 😂
We LOVE when ya check in on us… ole BILLY NO BACK BENDS‼️🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍
My god Bill you are absolutely right. First sentences out the gate articulate everything I've observed myself.
Alright Conrad
Portlandia pic far right....!!! Great show!!!!!!
You're killing me right now with the chuck wagon and refurbished skillet 🍳 😂😂😂
Bill genuinely the only famous dude I can actually relate to. So real and damn hilarious 👊
1 mil Bill. Congrats on 1 million subs! 👏
Bill, you have the best ad reads. I typically skip past em', but your humour keeps me listening and laughing. And as a workin; class guy, hearing you vent on stuff somehow destresses me. Thanks Bill!
The becoming president bit is one of the best bits Billy’s ever come up with 😂
Bill burr is the shit. God bless that man he is funny.
Listening to the “Bill as president” segment had me DYING 😂
He was gonna tell us what his mind was thinking, then he suddenly switched topics. I wanted to know 😭😂
“The beatings shall continue until moral improves!”
Ive only ever heard that from a guy in the Navy, where is that from?
I got you Bill !!!! Ha!!
Just saw you in Portland you were awesome!!!
Bill Burr for president 2024
I'm going out on a limb here and say Bill doesn't meditate😂
He is shrouded by Demons. Pray for his dumb family.
How do you just start as running for President?
Yay a ACTUAL Thursday afternoon just before Friday not interviewing anyone Monday Morning Podcast
The Lovitz interview was really good though.
Yeah it was and calm down bro like really you are butt hurt over someone not posting a video on you loop when they said they were going to? People need to start getting a hobby and work off those man titties or do something with your lives……
An actual
Agree with Powell, but the Homme interview was great. Also, Billy Nogut is right about Bartnick.
And: a huge thanks to Burr for doing these podcasts for *free* every week. I damn sure enjoy them
Verzi is good too
Love this dude, I drive my crew nuts listening to his stand up and podcast almost everyday, come to Missoula, Montana sir, I want to meet you and have the highlight of my life, my last name is hekel so you know!
I love Bill when he channels Archie Bunker for some words
We love you bill, stay wholesome no matter how boring life gets! ✌
No we dont. Everyone I know can see what phony Bill is. What a shill he has become. 🖕🖕
I’m doing better, thanks for asking. I used to be able to do 20 pull ups and now I can’t do one. Bought the elastic helper and now I’m getting jacked! Joking but now I’m in a better place than I was
Try negatives as well if you're building back up to pull ups, helps loads
valid point about NERDS!!!
What??? No Bartnik or Verzi, Billy G.O.A.T. !!!!! Thanks!
"They're STILL eating cookies" 🤣🤣🤣
great ep, thank you
I have no idea how it's taken me so long to find this podcast but it's fucking brilliant!
How is Billy Degrasse Tyson going to survive without having a guest for him to repeatedly interrupt!?
Good shit
1.01million subs ol billy boyyyyy!! Fuckin awesome lets keep growing this channel 👏🏾 👍🏾
Bill Burr for president!!!!
2004 was Detroit and 2006 was Miami. I didn’t look this up either. I was in my 20s in the 2000s I was following the NBA..
Bill would love the bookstore lady's skits
Congratulations on the nonsmoking. I hope you keep it up for the major victory 💙
That is cool. A beer in an Olive Garden, in a side room, by myself.
I cut back on smoking cigarettes, and it was pretty grim for a couple of weeks . Good luck chap and great content 😂 😂
Chewing tobacco for me. Horrible habit !! I still crave it ??? Huh 🤔
Checkin in on you!
Bill i just love how much you rip on this greedy system. I will never stop listening
I think the only time I was able to be myself with my mind is when I'm jamming out to music. That used to be my drug before alcohol.
I’m your biggest fan hah man I love when you cuss
Omg bill we have the same fgn playlist, lawns, disaster details
Billy Boyy !!!!! 🫡
It was Teddy Roosevelt who didn't accept the nomination for a second nomination, Billy Troglodyte
Working at bulk superstore. Only one who showed in my section on a friday.
Revenge body brought in for questioning ! ....sweating bullets in Brisbane 🤔
Omg!! The listing of NBA Champs back to 1970..don’t know if I should be impressed or confused 😂
Ole Billy Beer Nuts !
The lawn mowing guy is so weirdly enjoyable. It's like getting the feel good from doing it, but instead of doing it I'm easting cheeseballs in my sweats
Billy!
Billy Buttcakes we are so close. If y’all can figure out a food truck, utility payment plan, and instigate a shut down I’m almost positive enough of us are fed up to the point of actually standing together and stopping the wheel for as long as it takes to remove the bad faith actors from power. It’s about goddamn time.
How Are YAAAAAA!!!!
Bill says hes an idiot. *rattles off NBA titles from 45 years ago
“Now I’m watching the Snapchat of this guy, that he just took of the game” 💀
From my experience when you cut down smoking, you end up coughing more. It’ll pass after a time.
Ol' Billy Burnt Orange Don't Hit the Ol' Ballsack to Hard Burr.... Good podcast.
@38:38 Just when you thought his voice couldn't get any higher in pitch, lol.
Rodman said in His book, nba is not about basketball anymore. It's a show.... He said that about the late 90s nba....
I wish you would have to the guy to tell grandma not to worry, he’d be sure to make her funeral.
You can have an attention deficit and not be hyperactive. They don’t always need to be in conjunction.
I got that voice too doomscrolling i decided to do my pushups and organize the garage...workout then organize its great
Hey bill, just so you, know donuts are fried...they aren't baked in an oven.
A frier is enough for a foodtruck to make them....
You’re welcome in advance Billy Fire Face… The sequel to the awesome movie you made “Old Dads” is “Fat Dads”. I’m dying laughing with just the title!
Achilles Last Stand Up ©️🤔
Thank you so much for adding that Springfield MO date. I got my presale ticket and cant wait to finally laugh my ass off in front of you. Tell me the jokes that people would cancel you for!
If I’m healthy it’s all good.
Harold was great!
Liquid Death--There have been experiments where they put negative and positive words on water and when they freeze, the geometric patterns are different. Positive were nice geometric patterns and negative had chaotic, distorted patterns. Why do you think it's in a black can??? 🤔
Ol' freckle bag on fire! 🔥
😂 ol fire freckles
Just got home from the Vancouver show and it was fkn amazing
This nba segment is the funniest shit
LIKED AND SHARED
Regarding restaurants and food trucks, It’s not about being out of style. I don’t think. I think it’s more budget related both financial and time management.
Happy 2.22.24 and Friday Eve!! 🎉🎉
Can you imagine Bill burr with Joe Rogan body 😂😂😂
The Elvis & Nixon movie. His pal needs to get to the airport 5pm traffic 1hr plus. Nixon allows him presidential escort White House to National 7 minutes. Boom.
Every time Bill talks about not smoking I think "just let him have one" - then I remember this Johnson guy saying smoking is the worst you can do to you and it'll take 12 years off of a human life.
PAALLM DEESERRT!
I am a nerd, and I can vouch for us. We secretly want the world 🌎.
Bill "Iceland is one of the coolest places I've ever been too" Burr
Reebok Pump & Patrick's
I wonder if Billy Shakespeare had heard “Everybody Make Some Noise!” if he would’ve still wrote that life can be seen as a tragedy or a comedy
Bill's got a cough from puffing cigars? Why, you don't inhale cigar smoke, that's why cigars are pointless. Bill's so funny.
I’m PDX, we just live like everyone else. South east Portland is the real Portland. Tents and fentanyl.
"Fents"
And meth
If im President ill go to that Mario Ride and Liberate everybody.
Official clout badge
Bill. its 9.30. I have to go. lol. follow your dreams.
Thanks Bill, I'm gonna go into work on Monday (yeah I got the day off) and kiss my boss on the forehead. .
🐸 try some Mucinex
My husband pointed out that your brain is already mush because there's not a lot of structural rigidity in there. 😂
What kinda car you driving around these days. I could have sworn you picked a newer f250
11:00 4 times Bill, 4 times.
😂😂😂😂
Lambda lambda Lambda
2003 Spurs, 2004 Pistons, 2005 Spurs, 2006 Heat