Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-29-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers.
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00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
29:57 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs.
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Bill explaining the guy rolling down the hill is a classic, he could barley keep it together so funny
Timestamp? Bill waffles, for quite a while, with these things. After a while, you just listen to music, or work. Ain't nobody got time, for waffles.
@@Sagittarius-81 59:13
RIP PATRICE!!! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
Not sure Patrice would want Bill gatekeeping who his friends were.
Talking, about shelf life. Sheesh.
I am, the Lord of The Living.
Keep your sook, to yourself.
Question, though. Why 11 gobbledygooks?
Bill’s long-standing time-honored practice of not giving his identification to merchants has led him to consuming unregulated Delta8 products from the corner store as opposed to getting regulated medical gummies.
Bill has long honored PATRICE*
@@BasedGNellz Oh I see what threw you off. I edited to be clearer 😂
@@Hforoooo 🤣😉
U really shined on the radio Good Ol Billy Breakfast Club…
Ah, good old. Good Old.
Who, needs to get their hand off it, at this stage?
Never thought I'd ever hear Trinidad James come out of bills mouth. Wild
Popped a molly I’m SWEATING, WOOOOO!
Bill talking about New Yorkers in L.A reminds me of Texans in Utah. "Where's the BBQ and Whataburger?!" Shut Up! This is a different place, we don't have that here.
Billy! Your wife use to be perfectionist a her waitriss job and now she expect nothing less from them.😂❤ You 2 together are great ! 😁
Ole Billy Friendless without a guest this week
Hahah old billy lonely pants
Ole Billy the schizophrenic that talks to himself.
@@levibasken8694 My name is Tim. And I, am a person.
Dem' not angel tits.
does he have a guest every week?
I love how Bill knew NWA wrestling was better in the mid to late 80's....the man was a true wrestling fan back in the day.
FAKE BOOBS
This wasn't online yet, so I listened to the Breakfast Club podcast this morning
This comes online, and he is still ranting about new yorkers and their fuckin bacon egg n' cheeses
Also a Wired Bill Google Search thing was in the feed. Double Bill yet no podcast on Thursday. was weird.
"retired police chief"....😂😂😂
3 apple pies? I want, juice!
Saw you at "Garden of Laughs" on Wednesday night. You KILLED. You bat clean up after everyone. Congratulations!
😂
3:50 Down to Joey Diaz 😂
Bill & Patrice would literally be the Von Erichs of comedy today (excluding all the bad stuff with the VEs)
Golf. Lessons without clubs! ...You're a smart man. You'll enjoy the game more that way.
I'm guessing Bill may have recorded this yesterday but it's funny to see a video drop titled Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast on Friday afternoon. Cheers Bill and as you talk about it all the time I'd just like to say congrats on all the emotional growth and openness about it.
did you notice the bacon egg and cheese new yorker bit.... he used that bit on the breakfast club interview ...which he OWNED! Podcasts are the new comedy club! been a fan for 20 years and bald billy freckles keeps getting better. which came first though? the bit or the brkfst club?
A 7 day week, is suddenly, something good? Since, when?
I will have, my revenge.
The Unfrosted Pop-Tart President ! Can’t wait.
I can't wait, until you start being nice.
Hi all😊... happy birthday to my big brother Erik!!!! Happy birthday Bro🎉😊
Great day all 😊
Tell big dog I said Happy Bday and god bless!
@@coolbreeze3793 .... thank you so much for that!!!!🙏👍👋🎉
The hieroglyph, where there is the party hat: does that, aid my understanding? I don't know, what to think. Is this critical to me understanding what you mean?
Fantastic. Thank you.
i see Patrice, i click
Have a Happy Easter, Bill! 🐰🧺💫🫶
Totally got you there Billy with that dirty laundry into the luggage.😂.
Most of the time I rather toss my socks and jokeys in the bin.
Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤
Classic throwback one
Timestamp? Or, does the wisdom in these sentiments, escape me?
Maybe the girl who wants the Little Mermaid wedding calls her fiance Daddy 😂
John McEnroe was there? Is he still around? Ya man got to be like 2 hundred by now. One of the biggest tennis players of all time, kudos. There were couple of song songs written about this legend in my homeland.
Such a legendary personality, glad he's still having fun!
I went to high school and was in classes with Mike Von Erich and Kerry's girlfriend in 1982.
I was suprised when Bill said he liked the Von Erichs and Kerry. Suprised he had even heard of them.
Your story about your weed store experience had me laughing pretty hard, man. Because that's the average experience at many central Florida delta & vape stores! 😅
My and my buddy ate a 225mg gummie. 45 min later, I ate a second one. We were both feeling a good high at the one hour mark. However, I took a 3rd one, he took a second one anyway, because these are pussy ass delta gummies, right. Well, on my walk home, I started trippin. It felt like my vision was a series of snapshots, and walking felt like looking at a comic strip, or comic book. One cell after the other. It also felt like I was moving up & down as I was walking, like hills or a rollercoaster. My friend had a hard time doing his job after 2, and found himself repeating tasks n stuff. This was our first experience. And yes, I've seen the 1000mg ones. My Indian weed store guy told me that my buddy just bought some. I can't wait for his review!
Bill we do have Bacon Egg n Cheese in LA u just have to go to a donut shop or subway lol
Ol Billy Billiards! You ricked at the patrice show. Love you man! Get some sun please. Also, if you grew up back in dear ol Ireland would you go first or second cousin?
This shit is hilarious
I love how Jim secretively hates Bill . 🥰
Bill did you play the Molly Ringwald character on the Breakfast Club?
Caught wearing the same suit 2 nights in a row🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why four?
The Bill Burr Monologue Podcast
Dear Bill,
First of all and you're very funny. Thank you for making me laugh a good deal.
Concerning the Sistine Chapel I believe that you are correct to a degree; it was constructed between 1473 and 1481 for Pope Sixtus the IV. Sixtus means sixth born, as does Sextus. So Sistine means of or pertaining to Sixtus. Therefore, it doesn't mean sixteen; but you could have opened a bar across the way called Septimus (the seventh born) Burr Barbarossa. Michelangelo was commissioned by Pope Julius II to paint the ceiling in 1508; he did not finish untill 1512. Old Julius was pissed that it took so long. However, when it was completed, Julius loved it. I know Michelangelo could have used a roller and been done in a few days but he was a schmuck - ha ha. I suspect that you didn't appreciate just how remarkable the work is because from the floor and with what lighting there is, you can't really see the details and poetry with which Michelangelo rendered the scenes from the old testament. What's even more impressive is that he was only a part time painter - he was primarily a sculpture. Even if you don't care for Renaissance and religious painting, you should recognize, as you put it so eloquently, that he fucking crushed it. In conclusion, I won't direct you to go copulate with yourself as that would require an impossibly long and flexible trigger.
If I ever have the opportunity, I will go to one of your live shows!
Cheers!
Nia there like ya it’s cool it’s amazing to bad you won’t have that Bill
what day is it
1:09:36🎉🎉 of course you’re out of the loop Flite
Hey Bill, have you ever seen Jon Lovit's The Critic cartoon series? You need to bring that shit back with some Bill Burr flare.
☝️It STINKS! 🤣😭💀
We out here
Yay!!!! Nia👏🏻👑💯
Not even gonna Lie bill smoked this shit
45:37 it’s the Nigerian in you Nia
So you put Patrice in the thumbnail just to say his benifit was a couple days ago …. Was expecting some a couple Patrice stories :/ still luv ya bill
billy choppa pilot!,,, thursday"s therapy sounds like the breakfast club. i see you working on your material....podcasts are the new comedy club.... aha aha...im a student .... i see you and im learning.
Von Erichs started in WCCW. World Class Championship Wrestling - not to be confused with WCW
Saw the Trailer for Jerry Seinfeld's Pop Tart Movie and was Delighted to see Bill Show Up as JFK- The Entire Movie Looks Like it will be Great, but I'll be Looking Forward Just For Those Scenes of Bill as JFK
Old Billy Beer Nuts !
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, *feet that be swift in running to mischief*
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
He who acts for the sake of the name of doing so, and loses his (proper) self, is not the (right) scholar. ~Chaung Tzu
And..?
@@Sagittarius-81 I say ot every podcast because no one has called him that . Do you know what beer nuts are ?
@@Boston_Freak_Flag Beer nuts? Is that, when you, suck mine?
Yo this a old podcast ,I heard this story,he said this even in conan
They were 1000 milligrams each there Billy Lightweight. 🤣
Be the coolest dude on the course and use vintage clubs
Real woods, mashies
Lol...
Ol Billy Orange Cream. Please watch something of sports whilst you record the next one. You have the best commentary.
Whoever thought putting Bill Burr at the end of the titles was a good idea,it wasn't.We can see the name of the channel clearly.
You clearly don't understand the concept of search optimization
@@planecrashcorner7283 I surely understand that it's not 2014 anymore.
@@planecrashcorner7283 Andrew Themeles doesn't either
Y'all dumb af
@planecrashcorner7283 you get it
Hey what's going on, howwahyaaaa?
Von Erich Spoiler alert pt 2:
As an amputee myself, I spotted Kerry's Artificial Foot when they showed a film montage of him riding horses and whatnot after he came back from "time away from wrestling."
Paula C. Genius
Ol' Billy egg hunt
did you know if you are in Australia and take any money from your bank at the desk they ask you what it is for
I can't remember where, but years ago I was asked that question and I replied drugs, weapons and hookers. The look I was given was priceless.
@@nothingmuch875 anal bleaching lol
I'll have you know the Passat is a respectable car if it's the Diesel version. Incredibly reliable an fuel efficient with good torque on the low end. Just about all the gas ones look ugly arnt as fun, the new new ones look alright.
But give me any price range and I'd rattle of like 5 good cars, in your price range, anything I could recommend is better than a passat.
My sister once called me cuz her and her boyfriend were going to go see a Pink Floyd laser show. She was more of a drinker, I am more of a smoker. She asked me for a joint. So I went to my stash. Found a good strain and rolled something I would smoke if I was about to go see a PF light show.
They got to the parking garage and sat in the car to smoke the joint. They each took a couple of tokes and a MA State Trooper just happened to be patrolling the garage and either saw the cloud or could smell that shit and he stopped to have a chat.
The boyfriend noticed and he panicked. He snubbed it out and tossed the ganja stick into a small plastic bag that was a makeshift trash bag for the car. Cop starts asking questions. My sister is a marshmallow so she buckled immediately by telling the cop that she had got a joint from her brother because of the show and she tried to explain that they don't usually do stuff like this. The cop tells her boyfriend to dig through the bag and find it.
So she's just embarrassed and keeps telling the cop that this was out of character and blah blah blah. Her boyfriend finally locates what was left of the 3 gram joint I rolled em and he held it up like the statue of liberty's torch. The cop looked at it with big eyes and said something along the lines of "I thought you don't usually do this?" And she told him again that they don't and that her brother supplied the joint.
Fucking Statie, without missing a beat asked her "Who's your brother, Bob Marley?"
Hilarious😂
Yay a Thursday afternoon just before Friday but it is Friday Morning Monday not trying to be a late night talk show host podcast!
Just watched HBO presents with Robert Powell, HILARIOUS! Guy has a degree in political science and he's talking about hookers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAVE ORNY ADAMS ON...I WANT TO SEE YOU 2 TOGETHER !! HE'S IN L.A.
24:29
5mg? Seriously? 🤣
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Ol’ Billy Five Milligrams
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, *feet that be swift in running to mischief*
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
He who acts for the sake of the name of doing so, and loses his (proper) self, is not the (right) scholar. ~Chaung Tzu
And..?
I've not heard a single thing by your missis up until this podcast that popped up on my feed. She is f*cking comedy gold. That's it. That's my comment.
Five milligrams
Five milligrams?
Yesssss, five milligram *in my Gurdeep accent*
5mg ain't anything, I'm surprised you even felt something.
_===_
Nukilar waste
Old material.
Joke comments to a professional comedian by people who think they’re funny is so cringey. 😝
Imagine thinking there’s less regulation now lmao
Big business lobbies for regulation so they can cement their power. You’ve got it backwards
Bill!!!!!!! You know you're the worst actor of all time.... you have to know!! You walk in front of the camera and you're like yeah I'm fucking acting yeah
like my uncle used to say: `` if life gives you lemons then punch it to the face and take it`s shoes...he used to have problems with a law :(
Oh Jesus