Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2024
- Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo.
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The fasting rant was great 😅
😂it was classic
Loved it
Although I'd have liked to hear about the bandages.
He blew out my earbuds 😆
and true. Im not sure if USA also has something like that, but in Denmark we litterally have a private owned from what I think watchdog. They go after anything. And you can pay a subscription to get in-depth tests of anything from shampoo to electronics.
As soon as he was done reading that fasting email I knew he was going to blow a gasket!
47:34 "WHAT WAS THAT!?" 😂
“Can you fkin do ANYTHING!?”
Bill's Zip Recruiter reads always kill me.
He should be paid extra for its Ear-worm greatness!
The smartest way to hire
omg the one when he did the dipped down Zip Paaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh like a balloon that someone forgot to tie
Every time 😂
Yeaaah, ummm, as far as that podcast....We're gonna need you to come in on Saturday. And umm, yeah, Sunday as well. Thanks Bill!
Mmm Kay THANKS
that would be great.
It's not a halfday you know...
Someone's got a case of the Mondays
Was at the Saturday night late show. Freaking awesome to see Freckles and Dave in a tiny club. First in line. Got front and center. I think Dave’s cigarette ashes were falling on me lol
I thoroughly enjoyed Bill's outburst today. Every once in a while is highly satisfying.
I love Bill Burr
Only took 10 minutes for Ol' Billy Both Sides to make an appearance, lol.
Dont you think taking one side on everything is closed minded? How about trying to understand issues from both perspectives before grabbing a fencepost and protesting
@ryanr4361 I do and I love bill for precisely this reason. Only busting billyballs.
@@ryanr4361 he isn't both sides his wife wouldn't let old billy under the thumb ☠️😉
Can't fuck with the bottom line 😂
@@ryanr4361there's nothing positive to be gained from listening to r3publicans lol
The eclipse quite literally is the coolest thing I’m ever going to see. I can die happy
I like that this episode had Bill taking time to share what he observed in yellow springs, the eclipse, even the driveways and houses. I'm also glad that Bill is aware of all the scary shit that got people killed while operating aircraft.
Billy does not disappoint! Laughing my ass off while walking down the street listening to him read about his fasting. Love you Bill ❤.
Charlotte hornets old Billy boy 😂
Simply the best Ginger Podcast
Bill's lost touch with politics. He's painful to listen to on almost anything political these days. The DOJ clearly going after Trump for political reasons but Bill mocks him and even those that go to a rally. Cali life has made him obtuse.
@@dublinvids5146 I totally concur with Bill on EX president Donald F,,,
@gustavomezcala4142 Of course you do, as like most lefties, you approve of corruption and the weaponization of the DOJ. Half a billion for saying his residency was worth more than it was, yeah, totally reasonable. Grow a conscience.
@@dublinvids5146 Bill is just spitting facts. You're the one who has lost touch with reality.
Bill experiencing time distortion
he looked into the sun during the eclipse
We had 98% coverage - and I saw videos of 100% totality - the difference is unbelievable. You made the right choice, Bill. Wish I'd have had the opportunity to make a short trip and go through the totality once in my life.
Just finished “Old Dads” absolutely Loved it❗️had the feels, whole cast was really good throughout, funny relatable moments. Need “Old Dads 2”‼️
Just in time to get me through the remaining work day ole paprika nuts
Great rant, Bill!
Luv ya😂
"double click" or "provide more granularity", or "add color", or "drill down", or ...
I remember "Jargon Bingo" when meeting attendees created Bingo Cards with the jargon du jour on them. Whoever got 5 in a row, won. Sometimes you might hear someone shout "I got it!" during a meeting. That's what was going on: Jargon Bingo.
LMAO you sound For Real mad at the fast guy.
Ol’ Billy Belated-Balls
😅😂 good one 🤣
Such a good show! Glad to see you come out to YS, Ohio!
WasUP BILLYBOBCAKES
Andrew Schultz is an EMPATH
😂
Dude, every time you do the Zip Recruiter ad I fall in love with you all over again.
Congratulations on seeing the eclipse, they are incredible! 🎉🙏🎉
Nice meltdown 😅😂🎉😅😂
Hey Bill I've just finished a 5 day fast. My group all feels great about it. Our bodies are meant to be able to tolerate since supermarkets did not always exist. We used to have to hunt or find out food and a fast just mimics that
I saw the total eclipse a few years ago in Charleston, South Carolina and it was exactly how you described. Build up of anticipation. Gets like twilight for a few minutes, ohhs and ahhs and then everyone goes home. I stayed for the back half. Amazing.
Monday Podcast for April 8th, posted on Tuesday April 9th but host announces this is for April 7th... I'm all messed up before it even starts good. C'mon Bill!!
Chill out rain man 😅
😂😂😂😂 IT'S AWESOME HOW YOU SNAPPED ABOUT THE SO CALLED NUTRITIONIST.
Thanks Bill for that great laughter man I was just waiting for your reaction and yes you delivered.
No Dave Chappell guest appearance ? :(
He went to Africa again.
Dave was too busy with his rich friends
This guy rocks maaaaan
_Once upon a time, I was doin' this, now I'm fuckin' doin' that_
_Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart_
Classic Bill cover version.
You know, Bill is tired when he forgets what day it is. Of course, Monday was April 8. Unless he did this on Sunday. But I thought I heard him say Monday. I guess I’m tired too.
I have a huge exam on the 10th and he just gave me a mini panic attack with the video labeled April 9 for his Monday show. Thought I missed it. Really all over the place with the dates
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we are all tired😂😂😂
Uploaded Tuesday April 9th, for Monday April 8th, say it’s April 7th. Ole Billy time travelah
@@lateblume4208 lolz, good luck
With the name late blume. 😂
Yay Bill!!❤❤❤🎉
Clappity-Clap clap clap....Clap'........yah'. ''goo..billy'' ...(whistle)..
Ol Billy Blue Balls, a day late and a dollar short.
47:28 haha
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?"
😅😂😅🎉😅😂😅
Bill's gonna party like it's 1989
You know how to know you are doing something right bill? Someone comes along and shits on it.
Thanks again Ole Billy eclectic balls! ;)
He is talking about "moment forces" on the building. an engineering term.
bert n wilburr.... nice to see again...
worked out much better than his reuniting with anthony cumia last year lol
@@ryanr4361😂😂😂
@@ryanr4361no way lol where do i see it?
PREACH IT BROTHER !!
poor guy was just looking out for old red nuts and gets berated in front of an arena
best mon morn ph forum ever!
Poor Bill. That fasting rant was well on point!!! 🤗
3 day fast once in a while is great for longevity. As long as you lift weights and eat enough protein most of you life your muscles will be just fine
"It´s been a while since I snapped on the podcast... probably a good thing." Love it.
We worked so hard to get the Hornets name back. Apparently it still hasn’t taken elsewhere 🤦♂️
Funny how the loading circle goes around the eclipse thumbnail.
Good thinking Andrew👍
Drop like if your going to the Nashville show in may !!!
I never realized Dave Chappelle was so short !
they're on steps dude lol
I see he finally watched Heros
Come to Denver bro
That’s crazy. Normally when Bert is brought up the comments are filled with hate for him. But not here. All the more reason to love bill
Heard that Reservoir Dogs reference. Nice 😂
@ 13:03 Ole Billy Rednuts performs TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART , formerly sung by Bonnie Tyler
13:03 😂😂 Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler 😎🎶
I fuckin love this guy
Hey yo BILLY
It's so funny to hear Bill say "we" when he talks about professional sports and his home team knowing he can only do 7 pull ups.😅
Eyyyy Billy later than never
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?" lol
31:22 ol conspiracy billy getting his jimmys rustled 😆❤😂 31:23
Time for the weekly Supercross reminder. Check it out Bill.
Some love for ya from Ukraine🇺🇦
I came for the comments 😂
Nice Reservoir Dogs reference Billy!!
The debate
Lol
Whole pod was basic until the fasting email🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Billy rants fills my heart
Must've been dope hanging at Yellow Springs.
"let's meet to level-set expectations" - omg I had PTSD flashbacks to working with corporate marketing...
Redbar is watching
never heard of em
Nighttime flying is when the sun is below the horizon (6 degrees).
You are a great comedian and a I suppose a hell of a person. Keep up the amazing comedy content. Peace out. DM Rite Service
Bill can you talk about the apple river trial?… tragedy/booze/baddecisions
Hey, Billy Ball Sack. The reason why you're a day late is because you were too busy watching the eclipse just for four minutes.
Bill had to stop reading comments because every time someone said something unoriginal one of his sperm died, meaning he was getting wrist cramp clearing them out.
@@bardsamok9221 😆
Ol Billy Beer Nuts !
Weird. I was just in the middle of watching Office Space today when this came up
Legendary rant on all the information you can get on shit
Once upon a time I was doing this, now I’m fuckin doin thaaat 😂😂😂
Oul Billy Ginger Nuts, shoutout to Ireland fans!!
It’s Tuesday the 9th Freckles ffs🤦🏻
Good ole quantum leap Billy
33:00 Bill snapping is fucking hilarious 😂
We out here
A tad late there ballsac billy...Eh....hi all!! Hope you are having a tremendous day 😊.....🎉❤
Fasting & bandaids...
Holy hell! That was a vintage Billy the Red snap. NIce to know the ol man, STILL GOT IT! (Karen voice) We can't let him get away with this toxic male aggression 🤣
@ 33:37 *OL' BILLIE BOI BREAKS OUT INTO THE MOST FIREY RAGE I EVA HEARD ON HIS PODCAST, EVA
Nothing like a good rant! You gotta let it out sometimes!
Bro thought it was going to go black 🤣 that’s cute. You can very clearly still see. Especially the horizon. Literally the only place light still goes
He used to talk about maybe wanting to live in the country but always joked about racism in those areas being married to a black women. Now it’s lack of friends so he is doing better.
Yeeeeaaaah
Yep
Someone needs to both animate Billy Breakdown over the "fasting" issue, and also send him that video of the guy preparing his breakfast and a window appears next to him of different "doctors" saying why you shouldnt eat that (eggs, oats, bread, rice, etc..)and getting more dissapointed as he goes bqck and forth with each thing.
Indeed it has been a while since he snapped, Ol Billy busta cap
I'm pulling for Boston, during the 80's with Bird vs Magic as such an epic battle. I always thought Larry legend was unbelievable and not given enough love from the fans ,
Good to know that a poor man like me has a better driveway, garage and yard then old Billy. Why work so hard to live in a area that you cant even park in your driveway.
My birthday was Monday April 8th. I am so confused. Thanks, Bill.