Monday Morning Podcast 3-18-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубликовано: 17 мар 2024
  • Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be.
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Комментарии • 166

  • @alcoholica1986
    @alcoholica1986 2 месяца назад +154

    Nice of Bill to put a selfie on the thumbnail

  • @rommelbaiza3782
    @rommelbaiza3782 2 месяца назад +30

    The bear claw house bit, is fucken hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @2313rafa
      @2313rafa 2 месяца назад +4

      I could not get over it. The complexity, and the almost loop around to how he began the story wtf kinda of improv gold was that🤣🤣

    • @JayBry1989
      @JayBry1989 Месяц назад

      Absolute gold

  • @presterjohn1697
    @presterjohn1697 2 месяца назад +13

    The Miller Lite of NyQuil......LMAO

  • @FernandoArana-rw7hx
    @FernandoArana-rw7hx 2 месяца назад +20

    23rd? That´s Saint Patrick´s day talking!

    • @mikerezac951
      @mikerezac951 2 месяца назад

      And he said 2022. God knows what was going on in his head.

  • @brianmmotla795
    @brianmmotla795 2 месяца назад +13

    MILLION SUBS!!!

  • @moisesBTW
    @moisesBTW 2 месяца назад +8

    Congrats to Bill and the team on the 1M subscribers !

  • @NankerPhelge65
    @NankerPhelge65 Месяц назад +2

    The Nyquil Bearclaw storyline cross over was brlliant ! 😂

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 2 месяца назад +2

    Bill's reaction to the toe sucking was priceless!

  • @hamstercrap8453
    @hamstercrap8453 2 месяца назад +2

    I had a beer and decent convo with Carol Brunett in Halifax in 2014 when she did a variety show, pre show

  • @sailorjerry3720
    @sailorjerry3720 2 месяца назад +11

    Time travel 5 days in the future!

  • @user-fj9io5mw9v
    @user-fj9io5mw9v 2 месяца назад +2

    Nice to see nini in curb 🙌🏼

  • @mzoe12
    @mzoe12 2 месяца назад +4

    1 million subs!

  • @theunderwatercabbagesalesman
    @theunderwatercabbagesalesman 2 месяца назад +2

    Yes, The UK has snakes. 3 species. One venomous, the Adder.

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit7484 2 месяца назад +2

    That question of who would you want to be was a good one!!

  • @awaken6760
    @awaken6760 2 месяца назад +5

    Roight, two behind the eah mate. 2 beans to the cabbage. Uhm, alright. Water... WAAATAHHH!

  • @Number1stunna
    @Number1stunna 2 месяца назад +3

    Bill put up a highschool photo with the first one

  • @kingmurq1017
    @kingmurq1017 2 месяца назад +1

    “ 2 beans to the cabbage” 😂 bill burr needs to jus narrate my life

  • @dinahmatches6749
    @dinahmatches6749 2 месяца назад +3

    Bill saw u in Ottawa 2023 ur ma favorite comedian!!!

  • @AnyTime2055
    @AnyTime2055 Месяц назад +1

    Clever Bill, March 23, 2024 !

  • @basicallyjustjohn
    @basicallyjustjohn 2 месяца назад +2

    I know you love dystopian films bill! Watch Snowpiercer if u get the chance! Incredibly underrated and entertaining as hell! Love whatchu do man, keep it up!

  • @seanbarker5805
    @seanbarker5805 2 месяца назад +4

    "Is there anything better than pretending you're cool?"
    Love that bit. Thanks, Billy

  • @JayBry1989
    @JayBry1989 Месяц назад +1

    Big fat blunt and Bill going full blast. Its a good day

  • @Speedracer-Girl
    @Speedracer-Girl Месяц назад

    'Ol Billy is back to talking about F1 and GP! Thank you

  • @blairkelly727
    @blairkelly727 2 месяца назад +2

    Ol’ Billy Enfield! Still daydream about getting me one of those (the motorcycle, not a bald ginger doing the Statham voice).

  • @Will-nl6il
    @Will-nl6il 2 месяца назад +2

    You’re a Good Dad Bill.

  • @reneefahner3486
    @reneefahner3486 2 месяца назад +1

    Bill is out doing wheelies on his motorcycle right now . 🏍️

  • @matthewcastro515
    @matthewcastro515 2 месяца назад +3

    A whole hour on a Monday?? Ol’ Billy boy putting in work!!!

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 2 месяца назад

      What? You must be new, he does 1hr on Mondays and 30min on Thursdays for literally years.
      I'm not saying that it isn't great, but it's definitely not something remarkable at this point anymore.

  • @lanceleader163
    @lanceleader163 Месяц назад

    Congratulations on 1 Million Subs!

  • @TamK79
    @TamK79 2 месяца назад +2

    Happy Monday Bill!! 🎉

  • @nedoran5758
    @nedoran5758 2 месяца назад +1

    Sticker Giant!!!

  • @DodRabbOfficial
    @DodRabbOfficial 2 месяца назад +1

    Max is a beast of a driver

  • @danflak2370
    @danflak2370 Месяц назад

    Great Lakes are ours and hockey smack with the canucks!!😅🤣😂

  • @briansimmons1335
    @briansimmons1335 2 месяца назад

    See ya in Springfield!!!

  • @greggmicale2180
    @greggmicale2180 2 месяца назад +2

    ha...green derby hat....love it

  • @Blacksheepmike777
    @Blacksheepmike777 2 месяца назад

    You really are the voice in my head, can’t wait for that special!

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 2 месяца назад +7

    Last time I was this early for a podcast bill had hair

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 2 месяца назад +1

      And didn't smack his lips every 30 seconds.

  • @angelaelliott2608
    @angelaelliott2608 Месяц назад +1

    Yay Bill!❤❤❤

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 2 месяца назад +1

    Have a great day all 😊

  • @robertthomson3541
    @robertthomson3541 Месяц назад

    Billy Bear Claw the pastry man

  • @Zinjadu100
    @Zinjadu100 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey Bill. Heard that you're the new Punter for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

  • @Tony-Madisson
    @Tony-Madisson 2 месяца назад +1

    It has been a minute since we heard from a Layiiiidiiiiiii

  • @patrickoneal4961
    @patrickoneal4961 2 месяца назад

    Such respect Big Daddy ✔️💙🙌

  • @zarategabe
    @zarategabe Месяц назад

    "Top of the morning to ya laddie" -Bill Burr

  • @joshisajedi2461
    @joshisajedi2461 2 месяца назад

    Bill needs to watch Supercross. He would love it.

  • @CA-lf7jt
    @CA-lf7jt 2 месяца назад

    In PA they have” Maple Doughnuts” shop sooo good- and the Amish Maple Bacon at the Dutch country market

  • @ericchingdrums
    @ericchingdrums Месяц назад

    Let's plow ahead here

  • @krishnasai1232
    @krishnasai1232 2 месяца назад +1

    Bill should have gone for super meteor 650

  • @ButterflyB127
    @ButterflyB127 2 месяца назад +1

    You’re in the future with the date. It’s not yet March 23rd😂

  • @MrJderoche
    @MrJderoche 2 месяца назад +1

    Rejoice in the folly from the bald leprechaun jester himself🙌🏻

  • @sherryhoward2481
    @sherryhoward2481 2 месяца назад +1

    Hope t see you live someday, Bill. Miss seeing you on Rogan, you are one of the few people that isn't into his conspiracy theories and can give him shit. But I understand if you don't-I can hardly watch myself. He's changed so much.

  • @markmurphy4386
    @markmurphy4386 Месяц назад +1

    What day is it 😂

  • @comedianromeomac
    @comedianromeomac Месяц назад

    Shout out to bill with the black fact about hockey

  • @MidiPunk
    @MidiPunk 2 месяца назад +2

    I can't find any indication that Sweetwater is owned by Guitar Center.

  • @peachezprogramming
    @peachezprogramming 2 месяца назад

    Bill Red Beard in the thumbnail

  • @kyleegloff5646
    @kyleegloff5646 2 месяца назад

    Oh hell yeah!!!

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw5576 2 месяца назад +1

    Bill needs to do his next Dr Phil dressed up as Joel Osteen!

  • @TheRealLange21
    @TheRealLange21 2 месяца назад

    Jon Fishman the drummer of Phish played nonstop from midnight to sunrise. 7 and a half hours. 12/31/99 Big Cypress

  • @anthonybaxter1081
    @anthonybaxter1081 Месяц назад

    Bill, congrats on your signing as the punter for the Pittsburgh Steelers 🤔😆

  • @MetalHendrix.
    @MetalHendrix. 2 месяца назад +1

    Yyy you know what? Matt Gartzka is a Great Drummer Billy Beer Boobs🍻🧀

    • @nhak1984
      @nhak1984 2 месяца назад

      Matt Garstka

  • @dennisfarris4729
    @dennisfarris4729 2 месяца назад +1

    Shel Silverstein.... ain't gonna let no toe....

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 2 месяца назад

    I was waiting for you to say Magnum PI for which character you’d want to be in what show. Of course I was thinking of Thomas himself driving the Ferrari, living in Hawaii, in a mansion, and, of course, the women falling for him. But of course, you mentioned TC and the helicopter first. Yeah, other than guys trying to kill him most of the time, Magnum had a pretty sweet gig.

  • @user-yw1tq4xs7z
    @user-yw1tq4xs7z Месяц назад

    I had a donut and a bear claw and an Anteater steak.....

  • @FabianFree
    @FabianFree 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey Bill 💵

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 2 месяца назад

    For a moment there I thought I had "missing time"

  • @sleepingwolf8659
    @sleepingwolf8659 2 месяца назад

    If I'm related to Acosta can I buy some tickets to your show!

  • @johnswitzer6566
    @johnswitzer6566 2 месяца назад +2

    Billy blue balls

  • @elijahgooley385
    @elijahgooley385 Месяц назад

    the bear claw on the thumbnail has a completely different meaning. Finish your bear claw early in the podcast if you were eating one.

  • @massimobargagna5641
    @massimobargagna5641 2 месяца назад

    Bill you know you can ride anywhere in the world you choose family Broh? respect no matter we go at you tide

  • @johnny1173
    @johnny1173 Месяц назад

    Careful on that bike Billy make sure to really counter steer mclean: to lean a little left before a hard right: lean a little right before a hard right lean- counter steering saved me a bunch of times from brake checkers....bigger bikes are safer in the hard wind they also pop over a sidewalk easy just go straight and get balled up and small squeezing your legs and your bike will always want to go straight ....hit a log on the road and all you gotta do is stand up lean back and hang on...we all need go pros front and back ....my buddy got brake checked on the highway and the mother licker drove off...he's ok just tore up

  • @andrewf6111
    @andrewf6111 24 дня назад

    Billy boy! Try oat milk

  • @moiseulpasmoi
    @moiseulpasmoi 2 месяца назад

    Bill Burr’s talking F1 today

  • @mohammedidrees3890
    @mohammedidrees3890 27 дней назад

    Biscuits fans check-in!

  • @briansmoyer8742
    @briansmoyer8742 2 месяца назад

    Dont feel bad bill . It seems even to me like you saying " twenty twenty TWOOOOOO! " was just yesterday

  • @tdhawk167
    @tdhawk167 2 месяца назад

    Hey Bill- there is also RFK Jr joining the presidential race!

  • @exdus235
    @exdus235 2 месяца назад

    What character would you be as son of a leprechaun?
    Strength and freedom? How about Lassie?

  • @TeddyParker
    @TeddyParker 2 месяца назад +1

    If Bill likes F1 and GP and racing with passing and tomfuckery he NEEDS to try Supercross. Outdoor motocross is a little more wide open but supercross is like throwing dirt bikes down a hallway. Lots of action.

  • @-bld-
    @-bld- 2 месяца назад

    Dairy will do it.

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 Месяц назад

    Dude drink black coffee I know it’s bitter at first but over time you get used to it

  • @V8HiluxZX6R
    @V8HiluxZX6R Месяц назад

    53:03 ginger men perhaps... for some reason ginger women are popular in western animation... Lois Griffin, Wilma Flintsone, Jessica Rabbit to name a few.

  • @mchammer1836
    @mchammer1836 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂
    I'm a full grown man and last night I dreamed I was peeing. And guess what? 😂😂😂

    • @moaningpheromones
      @moaningpheromones Месяц назад

      you wear adult nappies to bed now?

    • @mchammer1836
      @mchammer1836 Месяц назад

      @@moaningpheromones 😂😂😂 nah I just take my chances

  • @rafardzrba
    @rafardzrba 2 месяца назад

    Fun Fact! Gingers like Orange juice are Concentrated greatness

  • @jillsolomon5271
    @jillsolomon5271 2 месяца назад +2

    March 23th???

  • @alakabam4664
    @alakabam4664 2 месяца назад +1

    Bills feminine/gay voice is too funny

  • @shyBizi
    @shyBizi 2 месяца назад

    Yo idk why but the thumbnail has the 23rd as the date

  • @hanswichmann5047
    @hanswichmann5047 2 месяца назад

    It defiantly the milk in your coffee that coats your throat ( and teeth)..Listen to your wife like a good little toe head..

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 Месяц назад

    1993 Bill

  • @dingoog1
    @dingoog1 2 месяца назад

    Nope I feel safer on a smaller but fast motorcycle that I can maneuver where ever I want. Big bikes = heavy and a lot of power you will barely use!

  • @FabulosoSpray
    @FabulosoSpray 2 месяца назад

    How much money would Bill have to be paid to dress as a leprechaun and do a gig?

  • @alexp5907
    @alexp5907 Месяц назад

    Awh geezus Christ bill F1 isn't a spec series I'm no fucking expert.BUT just like people some will do better than others right? Why can't F1 have that and still be entertaining enough for ya!

  • @reneefahner3486
    @reneefahner3486 2 месяца назад +2

    Andrew is way off on the date !

  • @cliffordmiles5327
    @cliffordmiles5327 2 месяца назад +1

    35 minutes ago

  • @StigmaX
    @StigmaX 2 месяца назад +1

    Will someone please pay my mortgage?

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 2 месяца назад +1

    Woohoo 1st

  • @w4439
    @w4439 2 месяца назад +2

    The only way anyone could believe that toe sucking story is if they already had disdain for teachers and did no research to validate it as true.
    Remember when "I know a teacher who had to install a litter box..." fell flat when interregated?
    Y'all are intelligent. Please learn from the past and consider if what you're hearing sounds too good/bad to be true.

    • @joshisajedi2461
      @joshisajedi2461 2 месяца назад

      It’s is true. You can watch the video of it. A quick google search will clear up your confusion.

  • @MahkyVmedia1
    @MahkyVmedia1 2 месяца назад +1

    People like Bill Cosby got cancelled for a good reason.

    • @NankerPhelge65
      @NankerPhelge65 Месяц назад +1

      The worst thing was the hypocrisy

    • @MahkyVmedia1
      @MahkyVmedia1 Месяц назад +1

      @@NankerPhelge65 Hi Norm

    • @NankerPhelge65
      @NankerPhelge65 Месяц назад +1

      @@MahkyVmedia1 🖐😉

    • @ghostofnorm420
      @ghostofnorm420 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@NankerPhelge65I don't think hypocrisy was the worst thing. I would say the worst thing was the ra....

  • @WP_3rd
    @WP_3rd 2 месяца назад +1

    Bill, GET RID OF THE MOTORCYCLE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!

  • @GR_BackingTracks
    @GR_BackingTracks 2 месяца назад +1

    Go get romantic with yourself

  • @aprlk
    @aprlk 2 месяца назад

    wtf

  • @oldsmobilethompson1658
    @oldsmobilethompson1658 2 месяца назад

    fjesrfhekurfhekjsd

  • @user-ti8sf2qw2f
    @user-ti8sf2qw2f Месяц назад

    If you're worth over 10 million dollars and you have a fragile ego, you shouldn't read the RUclips.Comments or tweets or be a comedian anymore.