Monday Morning Podcast 10-30-23 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos.
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Andrew putting up the 3 stock photos is the modern equivalent of when you’d look at the back of a video at a Video Store in the 90s. “Oh what’s old Freckles going to go off about this week” lol😂
😂 phones, couples, and meerkats by the looks of it
😂😂😂
What's Twitter?
Bill burr fans are the best 😂. Good cunts 👏
You been around for some time haven't you
Old dads was needed, comedy like that is what I want to see
Thank you for your service.
Pantera fucking bangs!
That shit sucked and I like Bill Burr
@@dephorix9057 you have exited reality
@@dephorix9057 wow i haven't heard that in a long time.
Old dad's was awesome that was a documentary laughed so hard.
Yesss! Ol' Billy Biopic there 😂
I believe you're talking about the movie "0id D@dz" which is now on N3tFLicks!
I love it when he loses his mind every time he talks about football 😂😂😂
Love the ‘free’ advertising you gave to simplisafe and ziprecruiter on old dads 😎😎
That's probably product placement
Meerkats are the cutest little shits.
Thanks Bill, would love to find the Glasgow concert with AC/DC, please keep us updated.
Same. Learned a lot on guitar playing along to that album in my teens.
Monday morning podcast feature the cricket 🤣
I love these podcasts man, helps me get through work without ending it all by smacking my head on the nearest fire hydrant
FRIES COME WITH WHAT EVER SANDWICH YOU ORDER.
Finally someone compares Atlanta traffic to LA.
Billy Ball-washer with the Tom Cruise approved stock photo triptych. Somebody has to pay for the helicopter lessons.
I just tried watching the first 5 minutes of your new Netflix movie. It’s like watching paint dry. What a stinker.
Thank you for your service.😂 @4:05
Been listening to you for more than 10 years Ol" Billy Boy, thank you for continuing to entertain us with your wit, acting, podcasts, and A tier comedy. Cant wait to see the bill burr documentary when you get old, "Bill Burr, an introspective look, at an angry ginger bastard.
Staggered that these are still going. Bill has so much willpower
Love when Bill rants and his Bah-stin accent gets out unironically. "Get to the BAW-TUM of it" lol.
420 from Seattle!
Forrrrr twenneeeee myyyeeeeeeaaaaannn
Peace & French Fries. I like it.
Bill talking about sports leagues being in bed with Vegas while he has turned “anything Better” into a Vegas casino-sponsored betting podcast and nearly all his references to sports he talks about who he picked and what the line was is a great bit. Good going bill
Lol
You won hahaha
Happy Monday friends!! Can’t wait to listen to Bill 😊
I'm not your fwend, buddy.
@@sueyourself5413 I’m not your buddy, fwend 😐
@sueyourself5413 we're not you're buddy, pal
@@jasonjdarnell1603 *guy.
You really missed the ref.
Lmao listened to this episode 3 times cuz it’s so fucking hilarious.
That cricket joke had me dying Bill.
0:32 Thank You Bill!!!
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Springboks... the only team in the world that won the rugby world cup 4 times.... now that is a LEGACY !
Yeah we did!! As a South African listener - I'm still coming off the victory hangover!!
Congrats Bokke from Argentina!
I wouldn't put them in the same league as the 2011 - 2015 new Zealand team, mainly because they were at best mediocre between tournaments.
Any Bill Burr fans in Arizona? I need some people who aren't afraid of "the negativity"
God where are my intellectuals at?!
Got U.R.I again, try soup babe. Heard somewhere you can cook . Feel Better soon.
Forgive me for using this window for different issue. Well i sat down finally to watch "Old Dads". Now i'm not a movie critic, nore will my opinions effect anything. I really did dig the movie. Much more to it than what i expected. So many little things that made it a little more real than most movies . Your acting kicked ass big time. For what it's worth, great job
0:44 😂❤ hope you’re feeling better❤️
Happy Halloween everyone
What a great episode couldn't stop laughing in full agreement
Bill's description of the Haka is spot on
I was feeling like shit just two hour ago, then I noticed your movie. I watched it, now I feel great again. Thanks Bill! BTW I checked ratings from rotten tomatoes; 22 from critics and 88 from audience, clear sign that it's a banger!
Bill, I liked the result of your first directing experience and I laughed a lot with it. You could easily see thick streaks of tangerines ass billy in it.
Yeah it took me 2 second of watching it to realize he wrote and directed it. It’s so clearly his voice. The cast was great, that cunt teacher was so loathsome. She did great. And of course the lovely Nia stole the show.
Good ol' Billy Burr Balls
Loved the movie old dads great job you bald paley orange bearded ginger 😂😂😂 keep them coming buddy love ya man
How does one write in to the Pale Snuffaluffagus
Pony Express
Your movie is number one on Netflix.
Vacation drum recommendation.. Kiss Creatures Of The Night album.. the 1982 version. The 1986 rerelease remixed and replaced drum parts.. but, the original release features Eric Carr on the Ludwig double kick set and a killer drum sound.. enjoy!
47:05. Never assume how someone feels, that'll almost always lead to disaster. ASK people how they feel, then use the word/feeling they use.
Tea, honey, and black pepper . Good for sore throats.
Ive always wanted to visit reno. I wish i wasnt always broke.
Ol' Billy OTC is on a tear
Hey Billy , thanks for serving me !!
Fun show!
At home with covid. 🤧 Thanks for making me laugh.
Ol billy entertainment leagues 😂 every week without fail 😂😂😂
Early-ish Billy boyyyy!!
I went to Taco Bell and they asked me if I wanted to "round up" my total. I said no I'd like to round it down the look they gave me was priceless. Like this guy had the audacity to ask Taco Bell for a discount LMAO!!!!!
Same look they give when you order something with NO lettuce.
For ‘rounding up’, the least they could do is offer extra toilet paper.
Whatever you do, never ever ever let your MacDonald's French-Fries get cold. Their re-heated french-fries don't taste the same. Yuk!
But French fries are just skinny chips. Good old chips; can't beat them.
Hereeee weeeee gooooo
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Thanks Billy cold medicine x
Cardio burns fat right? Nooooo😂
It’s 1:30 AM where I’m at and sleeping is second in mind😂
Bill, I honestly have to agree with the lady about the Amish never getting sick. Not because of the home remedies but because the Amish live without tech and don’t have a digital foot print. It’s Schrödingers Amish, you don’t know if they’re sick unless you see an Amish
Oh Billy Beer Nuts ! Right on time in the world of fuckery and retahded antics . * crisp high five * from Hyde Paaaaaahk !
Can you talk about the rugby world cup? 🏆
Just read blood meridian, awesome book, fucking brutal.
OH HELL YES. Your project was so good and fun, man. Would definitely watch again in the near future!
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Ok bill fine…thank u for ur service lol
There is a mineral out there you set under your tongue at night before bed and you never need the dentist again, if anyone hits the link lol
Love the movie Bill!!!!
Bill should get sick more often so the podcasts stay being longer dawg
Ole Billy health nut eating fried chicken sandwiches and french fries
Sounds like that instagram poster has been getting their medical info from your boy Jimmy Dore.
classic Bill.
Heritage classic! Did you watch?
46:24
Dude I legit couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole podcast Bill is just naturally funny bro
Looking so fucking forward to seeing you in Norfolk VA. I got tickets with my parents. My dad got home two days ago with a heart transplant a colostomy bag and a walker. It would not suck if he could make it to your show. 50/50 meh. I will be there man.🍀🍀🍀
My parents love you as much as I do.
Nice tl:dw of the NZ haka there
Happy Halloween You Pumpkin Colored ..... you know what!
Friends. That's all you have?
YEEEESSSSSS
24:32 🤣🤣🤣 🦗👀
I feel you Bill!!! I friggin needed Ravens for the last game on 5 team parlay! 🤬🤬🤬😫😫 if you didn’t know how it ended Ari recovered a god damn onside kick at the end prior of making that f-ing fg!!! 🤦🏻♂️
B.B. in Bostin/Virginia/Georgia/Hollywood Florida & @Madison Square Gardens in N.Y.C.
I downloaded old dads illegally. It was awesome
12:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Covid vaccine have me an ear infecton in 1997
World leader vs world leader ppv after UFC... I'd pay for that shit!!!
MacDonald French-Fries gets their flavor from man-made chemical compounds, not the potato. I have never cooked a potato in any way and it tasted anywhere similar to McD's No brine of salt & sugar or any type of cooking oil & lard, could give me that flavor. A seasoned brine soak gave me fries that tasted seasoned...
just saw old dads, and was funny!
BillY PaJamjam's...Flannel Sleep Wear are the Katz PJ's ! Sold at Norsdrums & Amazon.
its true bro, Donny NoVax never gets colds
It has to suck to loose to the Denver donkeys 🫏 😂😅
I really like “NyQuil ™️ Bill “ . He’s fun ! . ✔️
I eat so much fucking sugar that it's fucking up my health, but I've been cutting back lol
Yep. I hate my life and it's my fault! 😅
Heal quick like my dad☘️☘️☘️
Old Dads was so funking hack.
I got family out in amish. Those mfs get sick. Covid fuckin wrecked them.
Thuth-Bombs get u hit with 5G doggy lol
😲 Bills on 4 books a year 📚🔥🦾
🗣️Doobie-Doo🍩🇺🇸🥁🦾
Yea tell me about the British; a decade ago or so they tried sueing the norwegian goverment for the vikings raids 1000 years ago xD even tho they ruled the world with an iron hand for hundreds of years after..
There are 3 things that drive people in our Country Money, Religion and Power. If you look at anyone's motive I believe it will more than likely fall into one of these categories.
what about sex?
4th maybe, the first two are what this country was founded on and the 3rd is the alltimate goal. @@NankerPhelge65
@@NankerPhelge65sex obviously falls under all 3
The fact that sports betting is still illegal where i am is a literal crime. I have to listen to bill making bad beats weekly with absolutely no recourse 😢