Monday Morning Podcast 10-2-23 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2023
- Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt.
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Did you just totally confuse Portland OR with Portland ME?
I was here to ask the same question lol. I’m assuming he meant Maine cus Oregon to New Hampshire doesn’t like a casual drive 😂
He got it right once 😂
I was freaking out when I heard lobster roll in Portland, Oregon
Lobster roll plus Portland ALWAYS equals Maine
The way he almost emphasized the “Portland, Or-eh-gon” felt like he was deliberately messing with us 😂
Bill read that Cleopatra bit in the questions and the way he said, “wow,” made it abundantly clear to me that he needed to let that one ruminate 🤣
Please tell me that it's Joe List you fk with about Springsteen!? Hearing what you said would give him a friggin aneurysm 🤣
Happy Monday Bill!! Can’t wait to listen!! 🎉🎃
I love this dude even more; he wasn't scared about coming to Springfield. Bill if you read this let's smoke some devil's lettuce and some food with seasoning. =)
Bill thinks crab rangoon is uncommon in a Chinese place?
Bill said its best to be a QB drafted in the first round in the teens......but Mac was drafted 15th overall haha
Ol' billy drum kit theeeerrreeee watching his pats get reamed duuuudddeee
Saw you last night in Springfield, but we're from Chicopee baby!! You knocked it out of the park Bill!! Awesome!
Which Springfield?
I tuned in ready to leave a glowing review for your shows in Portland MAINE, and now I've gotta roll up my sleeves and write Bill Boy an angry email. 😂
just saw your first show of the new tour in portland maine! GREAT SHOW man! love ya!
I’m in my mid 40’s born and raised in OKC. Chinese restaurants here all of my life have had crab Rangoon. Not an east coast Boston thing. It’s a Chinese Food thing.
Hey Bill went to see your show in Springfield yesterday, had so much fun thanks for the many laughs :)
I'm jealous. Ended up not being able to make it and he was RIGHT THERE up the road from me in SPFLD!
I didn’t know I drove to Oregon last week…Billy come on!
Playing the drums is a blast .
Mr. Burr i am here for your sports analysis as well as the comedy, lol. Rock on
There is something about a grown man making a song that Says. "Hey, little girl is your daddy home, " that makes me cringe a little bit.
Yay Bill!!❤
First time I got the notification so early :D keep up the good work!
Pats game was brutal, Jesus … surely HAHHHVARD is cracking on with that Brady cloning machine …
Hey Bill! Canton on Saturday this week. 48°!!! 😂😂😂 See ya there!
“I’m here in Springfield, MASSA 2 TITS”
I love how the guys who think sports gambling is ruining sports actively support gambling on sports. What am I missing?
I have one of those whiskey glasses Bill mentioned. Perfect for someone who likes it neat but wants it chilled.
Billy jet lag! Stoughton here was hanging in your hometown all weekend .wtf is this Portland Oregon shit!. You gave great shoutouts to Chinese food of New England but enough is enough
How many cracked a beer every time Bill called it “Portland Oregon “
Maybe he's more familiar with Portland Maine since he was Boston?
No, you're just an alcoholic
That’s a great Colombo impression
Thanks for introducing me to Dean Delray - he rocks!
First time I see his podcast this early
I was at Bill's second show in Portland MAINE (not Oregon 😂) and he killed, it was an awesome show.
I have always considered October to be unofficial month of Gin-jaahs... Happy October, CopperTops!! 🧡
Hey bill.. thank you veru so fucking much, My name is Thiago I´m from brazil, I´ve introduced your work for Thousand of ppl, ur jokes and your way to see and deal with this fucked up world, it´s just so feets down on the F is not for family ground. i got you bro! ias far as i know, u are all reason! ty
I’m a regular listener to your podcast for many years, and I’ve been a Bruce Springsteen fan for a very long time. Didn’t consider myself a unicorn, but… 😁
I live in Prescott. Two weeks ago I had a gig. Had to go down Whiskey Row to buy some smokes from a machine. Midget wrestling was being setup.
They tour… by the way, I am 6.5” tall and play the drums. It was so surreal
1:41 bills did great against dolphins
We got that crab 'goon in Minneapolis. 🦀
Bill is tha 🐐
Ol' Billy Baby was Burrrrr to run.
Ole Billy Boy had me scratching my head. Portland confusion!! 😂
Ole Billy geography needs to remember Oregon and Maine both have a Portland LOL
Thank you for your belief in us bill but I didn’t even think we were winning that game
30:23 dude once told me Deep Purple is bigger and better than Led Zepplin. I went nuts thinking someone would actually think that. Turns out he was just fcking with me…
The fact that you felt you needed to post this... GET A LIIIFFEE!
@@seymoursheldon8294 right back at you mate. Just the fact you felt like commenting my post…
@fernandogaleto763 because you a goofball and somebody real gotta check you silly ass
Don't get your little feelings hurt cupcake
Thanks
Portland Maine sir, you went down Maine lol
Getting near a million subscriIIIIBERS billy
Chinese Springsteen Pyramids
I can’t wait to see u in Syracuse. My lions doing good, we will see if our defense keeps improving.
I'm just checking in on youu, how are yaaa?!
Talk about football all you want Billy Big Dick. I need the shared rage as a Denver fan
He's right, him attempting to read reads IS comedy.
Gm Bill Burr☀️
Even blaming the Bankers for smash and grabs? What’s next, blaming them for the Pats losing..😂
I'm surprised he didn't blame Jim Irsay for that too
Still a lot smarter than simping for billionaires
The looting of the smash and grab people isn't a billionth of the looting of bankers. And they're the people who plan and profit from the entire structure of the economy and the destruction of everyone else's country too. Of course.
I don’t need a nfl quarterback to tell me which insurance or “samich” I should buy.
5:27 😂😂😂
How are yaaaaaaa!
I think Bill was thinking of beef teriyaki
Which Portland are you in??!?!?!?
Octobah!!!
Did he say " Paltry amount of rain"? lol More than 7.25 inches (18.41 centimeters) of rain had fallen in parts of Brooklyn by nightfall, with at least one spot seeing 2.5 inches (6 centimeters) in a single hour, according to weather and city officials. The 8.65 inches (21.97 centimeters) at John F. Kennedy Airport surpassed its record for any September day
As a bears fans I just feel like we are stuck in a rut since our nfc championship game in 2011. They need ownership. I love Virginia Halas, but that team is the definition of nepotism.
See you tomorrow night!
Ock TOW BAH!!!
how are you bill!!!!
I want to hear a podcast in French please.
The call in the Jets game was bent asf
Has anyone told Bill about the Rugby World Cup? I think he may enjoy the South Africa v Ireland game.
Yea....kicked the shxt out of yaa (Patriots ) 😂😂
What coast bill?
Video is forever loading for me 😢
Saaaame dude the comment section just loaded for me after like 3 minutes.
can you take the load?
It's geeeezah you geezer. It's spelled Giza.
Jizzer
You don’t play with Oxnard Cowboys
RIP Tim Wakefield 😢
I fuck with Raiders fans as a 49er fan. Call them the traitors. Gets'em every time! Love it 🤣...and Cleopatra was Macedonian not Egyptian. She was a descendant of Ptolemy, a general of Alexander the Great. Peeky Blinders is bad ass! 💯
Billy!!!
No mention of the Tupac case being solved>
Today Is My Birthday 🥳
My fucking phone won't let me play this for some reason how I start my Mondays fucked up
Why can't I hear anything?
36:06
If, you're getting tired, of pestering Star Wars fans: try Star Trek.
Mac Jones went 15th ya bozo
another Monday...
look at the fucking guitar, man!
Hey Bill, I love you…
I thought you had a side podcast about sports. More drumming, less sports, m’kay?
666 likes. I'm gonna let it lying 😂
Billy Biceps is a sports expert!!
No he isn't.... stop tryna make things out to be what they aren't
@@seymoursheldon8294 SemenMour: the only things *makin' out* are me and your mother's tongue and throat-hole.
Mac Jones for MVP!
How bout them cowboys Billy red nuts
BILL U SHOULD PLAY YOUNG REDD FOREMAN IT COULD WIN BEST MINISERIES JUST REDD IN THE Military without kitty
Chinese takeout. A dude playing guitar and the pyramids. Wtf is he gonna be talking bout 😂🤷♂️
You should do a sportscast show Bill. Just saying.
No he don't,... we get enough of that nonsense on here... def DON'T need more of it
3:31 true. True. On ur opinion of a bust. Is stafford a bust compared to the other qb in the league around his age group.
Macadoodle Jones was NOT highly touted by anyone except Shanahan and apparently Bellicek (sp). He was WAY overdrafted. By like two full rounds. And apparently, he's an ahole. Coaches don't like him. Teammates don't like him. But calling anyone a bust who's not a top 5-10 pick is overstating it. It's definitely lost draft capital, but a failed first round qb doesn't set a team back like it used to. Walk away. Bottom out. Then just take one of the myriad of highly touted guys in one of the best QB drafts ever. Jones? He just sucks.
Anyway
Ummm someone inform Bill that Mac Jones was taken 15th overall. "You want a QB to be taken in the teens..." you literally got what you suggested is the best deal. Mac just sucks. Accept it.
bill doesn't know states
Anyone else actuslly think bruce springsteen is kinda awful lol... im not joking
(Bills logic)
Bill, you're not a chef. Why are you talking about Chinese food? 😂
The Kowloon is a polynesian (Hawaiian) themed Chinese restaurant that specializes in pacific fusion. Meaning they have different regional Chinese food, Polynesian food, Japanese food, and Thai food. You are literally on the Atlantic saying that the best place for pacifrc fusion is in Boston. 🙄🤣
The title for your next stand up should be: Willfully Ignorant
Early and 12th comment 😊
47 minutes ago
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