Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.
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Maynard in the thumbnail; ah jeesus Bill, what am in for?
Only reason I clicked on this…Maynard??
😄
He got to see Tool, Puscifer, a perfect circle, AND Primus all in the same concert.
@@SterlingSimmons22wow lucky . I had to pay see. Them separately
@@il_cavallo_nero5649 when I was at aftershock festival 2016, Tool, Puscifer, and Primus were all there. Separately of course, but was awesome nonetheless.
I ran into Bill at the Sessanta show and got to shake his hand, awesome moment!
Ol' Billy witnessed history: Maynard performed with all of his 3 bands at the same concert, for the first time ever!
Just to be a fly on the wall, eh?
@@brucesnider6317 If we could only be this lucky... that was an istoric event, and Bill was present because he just... could. Him being amazed at the Aemina performence was funny, especially since Danny played on a random drum set 😂
I will be seeing Tool in June, in Budapest, which is the best I can hope for.
@@yaongingyfmm1571 ❤ always a good LP
@@brucesnider6317it will be my 2nd time seeing them, saw them 2 years ago also in Budapest, since they are my favorite band it was all I could hope for, and more!
@@yaongingyfmm1571 I'd love to check out Budapest
It's my birthday today as well. Bill, I've been ill for the last 4 years after a hugely successful teaching career, but am almost up to 95% back on track.
I've listened to your shows and the ton of segments you've had on Conan for this past years.
You make me laugh hard and feel better about myself .... you admit your faults and always say when you're wrong.
You came to St. Louis at the end of March but I couldn't afford tickets so I know I missed out.
Anyway, thank u for what you do and know you are touching a lot of lives and hearts with the laughter and happiness.
Thank you for your time sir.
Matt
Happy birthday
Happy belated! & let's get that last 5% outta the way! 💯
That reminds me. When I was about 10 years old, I was at a friend's house & was learning to swim in the shallow end. Well, I managed to accidentally get into the deep end & I instantly started to panic. My friend jumped in to save me & his mean ass military dad yelled at him to get the fuck out of the pool! I thought he was just gonna let me drown. But he made his son go get the pool cleaner pole & give it to me & pull me out that way. He sat us down afterward & taught us that you absolutely never get near someone that's in panic mode in water. They'll pull you under trying to get air. You find something that they can grab on to & pull them to safety.
Aye it’s my birthday, and I get a Monday morning pod with Billy burr. Great present 🎁
Happy birthday!!🎂
Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉!
Happy Birthday!!! Hope it’s awesome and always….. go F*** ya self!! 🎁 ❤️
Happy birthday 🎂🎉
Happy bday🎉 mines tomorrow lol
Ol' Billy Bad Memory already forgot that the Leafs won a playoff series last year lol
ya, but they havent beat boston , in a series, since 1959
I'm so glad Bill is such a nice-people person, he rolls out his podcast on F*CKIN MONDAYS!!!!
God bless
Happy 60th birthday to the Renaissance prophet Maynard. 🖤🖤🖤
🤣Is there ANYONE better at a beautifully sculpting a rant impromptu than Mr. Burr⁉ It's a rhetorical question, I think. He always makes me Smile wide & or LOL.
“I don’t have time for this shit” Bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was also there for Sessanta... incredible show.
I'm going to say Deloitte as DELO-white for rest of my life 😂
On this date Bill Burr is in top form. What a pleasure. 🔥
Of all the episodes to listen to at work, I choose this one.
The very first bit was golden!!
Standing on the corner of Malcom X and Danny Glover
Love a perfect circle !!
Two of my favorite people in the world are Maynard James Keenan and Bill Burr... I'm in heaven 😊
Happy 60th B-day Maynard!!!!!
Native New Yorker here and everybody I know secretly likes Boston - we especially like the sports rivalries, real or fake
Happy Monday Bill!! ✨🩵💫
🥇
Fking love Tool, APC and Puscifer
Bill's dad and my dad would have been buddies for sure 😂
Tim Ferris advertising on Bill's Podcast is gangsta.
Great first 55 seconds
I should save this
Mikey rant was hilarious
Another entertaining podcast ~ thanks Bill Burrrrrr 🌟🥁🎶🇦🇺
It be cool to see Bill in the One Punch Man movie Dan Harmon working on right now 😂
That's actually happening? For real? I'm so far outa the loop.
I’ve been a tool fan since I was 12 years old and assault is the perfect way to describe their music. And it’s a beautiful assault! Glad you loved it, Bill.
Don't forget the Dallas Cowboys fans!!!
Ah I love Joel McHale, glad y'all had each other in that shit lmfao
he talks shit about lethal weapon but i know he likes watching them over and over again.
Thank You for the laughs BILLY B.
Lol . Billy ballsack. When i was a LT in korea, we had this private come in. Airborne, Ranger, Path Finder. Me and the XO were like,
"What did you do?"
He answered .
"You don't wanna know."
We just laughed.
We didnt ask no more. 100% respect. Man gets busted down. Probably knocked out someone in his command.
Halo B we all have dad problems 😅,I don't watch the news, you are the best of telling us 😅
If they remake Lethal Weapon 3, please cast Bill as Leo Getz
Wtf does that even mean Mikey I'm driving 😂😂😂 💀
Thanks for checkin in on us, Bill!
Frank Murphy needs to be a guest on the pod more often. baby! baby baby baby baby!! still laughing
When I hear the fuzz noise before his voice I know that audio quality will be hearable
Happy happy joy joy Bill!!!! It’s like listening to pms!! Love it! Tomorrow is my 55th birthday 😊
Primus is my absolute favorite band! So cool to hear you talk about them
every time I hear a battery car back up I think of the hungry great dane. cheers
Sessanta at the bowl was an amazing experience. All 3 bands killed it!
48:30 We call that a "30-footer." 🤣
Good from far, but far from good
@@lazymofos4865 🤣
Jesus Christ I can’t believe I’m still subbed to this
knicks fan? LOL XD
🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱
Stop n shop... yeaaah Sommerville baby !!! Lol Dennis Johnson I went to PU in Malibu with that guy in the mid 70s..then he went to the Celtics for a while...good guy
"They're gonna know what you're planning--"
Totally true.
What's not true:
The rate of decline of society has greatly accelerated and it's not nostalgia making us imagine it.
Great point on the bankers that get paid too much to put peoplebon the street by doing the obvious and untenable
Saw sessanta April 12th in Nashville with cameo from Billy strings, fucking amazing experience
Bill's always teaching me new things, never knew that Jimmy/Vinnie Cutlets played for the Jets lol
Classic Dad comments: I don't have time for this shit, for crying out loud & stop making mountains out of molehills.
JA - Central Illinois '24
Bill , you fuckin' Stick The Landing...every time.
Luv you Big Dawg
I'm actually really really surprised Bill has never seen Tool live.....
I'm not. He's an AC/DC fan.
@@leeandrews3639 and has said many times until fairly recently that the Prog bubble goes over his head. I think drumming and getting better at that has maybe improved his ear for that stuff- but he's crapped on Rush/Tool ect more than once.
Sounds like you rode in the SM if it was 6 cylinders. Very special cars , I'm always pleased to hear someone experience that suspension for the first time
Not only have the Toronto Maple Leafs not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, that's the last time they made the finals!
The Rangers made the finals in 1950, 1972, and 1979 before they won in 1994.
Billy rode the Citroën DS. Revelutionary thing that was with the hydraulic system. Here in NL it had the nickname Snoek (Pike).
William must of watched Lethal Weapon 😂
Bill, the Leafs won a series last year. They beat Tampa in Round 1. Then lost to Florida, who beat your Bruins in Round 1.
Goooooooo Leafs goooooo !
As a Brit I have no idea what this means 😅😅❤
@@frankmurphyburr3598 The Leafs are a hockey team in the NHL. They are an old team with a devoted fan base. They haven't won the league since 1967, but they often have very good teams. In English football, they would be like Tottenham or Everton (traditionally, not lately). But within Canada, everyone who isn't a Leafs fan thinks the Leafs' fans are insufferable. And the Leafs' fans have something of a persecution complex.
@@jeffreylewis8019 oh yes lol , spurs are a perfect example
Thanks for mentioning patricio
The moment I realized I was getting too old for this shit, it was too late :)
🤣Is there ANYONE better at a beautifully sculpted rant impromptu than Mr. Burr? It's a rhetorical question, I think. He always makes me Smile wide & or LOL. I edited wrong & 🤷🏻♂
I let the Knicks go after John Starks went 3-18 against Houston 😆
As a Michigan guy, I’ve always hated the way Midwesterners try to do the Boston accent. Oh, it’s so frivolous.😂
Hi All 🎉 great day 🌞
Bill “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit” Burr.
When are you coming to up upstate NY?
Billy Righteous. PREACH ;- } HELL'S BROKE LOOSE
@35:00 For real. How can any group of people in this country set a place and time if we're talking to each other on phones and computers and now our cars are tracking us too?
Haha yeah, puscifer is great, and Maynard is a different level of comedian. Glad you got to see that bud.
2:20 Hey, man, they both made captain in the last movie.
Searching the comments to see if any cops responded...
3:01 that's a metaphor for life accomplishments in general
I remember that f*ckin Leafs series in 2004! I had an alternation with a bouncer trying to play hero by attempting to haul me off a bustop!! Yeah, Toronto f*ckin SUCKS, brother.
Thx 4 bring so brilliantly inclusive in your slamming.
This'll be the year for sure!!!
Rangers had a HELL of a first game against the a capitals
I flew with beautiful mother to Vegas Thursday to see the scorpions show , that drummer Mikkey Dee was bad ass 🔥🔥check them out if you get a chance RIP James Kottak
John F. Kennedy in the video game nazi zombies says in the Pentagon when he runs out of ammo..."nnnNNNNeeeeed mmMMMMore beans for the CHOWDAH!"
yo im stoned need to fix computer problems
Dads way back and Mikey, f*ck that’s funny
LOVEN IT BB, LOVEN IT MAN .
Leafs won a playoff series last year.
"I remember the first time he got stabbed......." Good Christ, amazing.
R.I.P Mikey 🙏🏻
Toronto already had the "curse of Bill Barilko". They had their time to deal with superstitious bullcrap.
Mikey 😂😂😂
Bill hates everything Joe Rogan loves 😂 muscle cars, raptors, ice baths, testosterone replacement the list goes on, their next podcast will be interesting
JR is a total grifter that's why lol
Twenty foua
Monday was a horrible day 😢 my boyfriends father's funeral 😭
Hey billy boy!
32:08 😂
We out here
William,
I’m born and raised in Toronto, at 55 yrs old I’ve been a Bruins fan 45 years. Sure I wanna see the Buds win the cup.. but they’re freaking depressing…
Terry O’Rielly and that era.. anyhow if you’re in the Toronto region. Stop in we’ll watch in game and crack wise.
Man lol
Happy 60th .Maynard..folks don't know he passed on a West Point .Appointment..
Only a Tool would do that😂
Ol’ Billy B.! Yo, I’m kinda thinkin’ that “I don’t have time for that 💩” vs “I’m too old for that 💩” has to do with a man’s believed ability of STILL being physically capable of takin’ on some smokin’ hot 18/19 year old, long-legged pony intern vs, that point in their life when they are accepting or doubting such ability exists any longer… without ever admitting to either 🤪😂… go fk yrslf! 👍🏻👍🏻 Love ya & all you do!!!
Where’s my 🔧 soldiers!?
Open with a great eulogy! (Next special?)
Bang on = dead nuts
Bill will you please ask Larry Elder to be on the podcast.
+1,000,000 Subscribers!!!!!!!!