Bert Kreischer - How To Teach Your Kids Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2020
  • #BertKreischer on tricking his daughters and what might be the worst thing you can do to a dog.
    #BertKreischer StandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2013.
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Комментарии • 95

  • @usedfuzzbox
    @usedfuzzbox 4 года назад +185

    I have not laughed that hard for sooooo long now, much needed :D

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 года назад +532

    Fake. Everyone knows Bert doesn't wear a shirt

  • @krspypatriot3545
    @krspypatriot3545 3 года назад +26

    just banged my goddamn head on the wall swinging it back laughing when he said what are you guys germans

  • @641kp
    @641kp 3 года назад +26

    This needs more views I laughed harder than I have in YEARS

  • @AnimeLover-yo9bk
    @AnimeLover-yo9bk 3 года назад +18

    I was listening to this during class and it was so hard to try not to laugh and a few kids knew what was happening and were trying not to laugh

  • @Tropicool
    @Tropicool 4 года назад +60

    1:10 that girl is in a wedding dress for Bert.

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN 4 года назад +49

    The plot twist is he doesn't have a dog.
    It was Joe Rogan.

  • @wraithofwrite9744
    @wraithofwrite9744 3 года назад +11

    Dammit, do you know how hard it is trying not to laugh on the bus? Good god my eyeballs are about to pop out

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 4 года назад +5

    I love all things Bert!

  • @RobertSmith-mr1zd
    @RobertSmith-mr1zd 3 года назад +6

    OMG, the joy of raising kids LUL

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад +33

    This man just made a fart joke funny

  • @TimmyP_
    @TimmyP_ 3 года назад +5

    This here is the origin story of Brent’s love for dogs

  • @redeyedangel
    @redeyedangel 2 года назад

    The poor dog 😭😭😭💀💀💀😂

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 11 месяцев назад

    How have i never seen this clip?!?! I thought I'd seen every bert clip!

  • @kamiyouki5262
    @kamiyouki5262 3 года назад

    My new fav humorist

  • @YOUTUBESUCKSLOL
    @YOUTUBESUCKSLOL 4 года назад +7

    There’s the MACHINE!

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 3 года назад +1

    OMG that was hilarious!

  • @jarondurkee1502
    @jarondurkee1502 3 года назад +3

    My chest hurts so much after this, holy shit

  • @vanessarheadart9708
    @vanessarheadart9708 3 года назад +1

    Hysterical crying is my new look. I hurt sssoooo much.

  • @Ohio_Isnt_Real
    @Ohio_Isnt_Real 4 года назад +23

    Bert looks skinnier or maybe it's the shirt

  • @jamesafridi8351
    @jamesafridi8351 2 года назад

    Bert wearing a Shirt!🤣

  • @tonyduran4293
    @tonyduran4293 Год назад

    Let's get haircuts! LoL 😅

  • @darmillionaire
    @darmillionaire 4 года назад +3

    Didn't realize this is The Machine until I saw the recommended videos to the right.

  • @antonhollander
    @antonhollander 2 года назад +3

    I fell on to the floor laughing and couldn't breath for a minute

  • @sergejfrank84
    @sergejfrank84 4 года назад +2

    f***ing hilarious!

  • @SimpLeeBeth
    @SimpLeeBeth 4 года назад +13

    Look how tiny he was 👀

  • @user-ih7hc9ey6k
    @user-ih7hc9ey6k 4 года назад +35

    Bert with a shirt?!?

  • @lulusavage1420
    @lulusavage1420 3 года назад +1

    I'm on the buuuusssss!

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 2 года назад

    I need a pace maker after listening to this. Wtf!😂🤣

  • @thijsb9953
    @thijsb9953 2 года назад

    The dog probably knew it was shit hahaj

  • @pyromaniak678
    @pyromaniak678 Год назад

    The haircut joke, extremely underrated.

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 4 года назад +10

    What the. . . ?
    Oh. He's the Hurt Bert guy, right?
    Nevermind.

  • @William_Newgate
    @William_Newgate 2 года назад +1

    Hold it right there, we don't do this here in Germany... Often. 😂

  • @gemk7393
    @gemk7393 4 года назад +12

    Bert: 00:44 * vomitting noises*
    Dads: *Such genius,TaKe ThaT DoWn!*
    Parenting100

  • @Youw16
    @Youw16 3 года назад

    “Let’s get haircuts.”

  • @gradydhondt3695
    @gradydhondt3695 3 года назад +1

    I was eating during this shit bro

  • @jebushwplainview9453
    @jebushwplainview9453 3 года назад

    The dog doesn't know its shit.
    -Burnt Chrysler

  • @fabianmontoya8542
    @fabianmontoya8542 2 года назад

    This bit was on his new stand up wtf

  • @wolfmonkey9330
    @wolfmonkey9330 4 года назад +2

    something something bert shirt

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 3 года назад

    That's got to suck to be the man of the at dimepiece at 1:11 as she stares up at Bert and he's serenading her.

  • @danielfawley4711
    @danielfawley4711 3 года назад +5

    Bert in a shirt? Such a weird sight.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 4 года назад

    lol

  • @zacharyachavezgamingvlog7803
    @zacharyachavezgamingvlog7803 4 года назад

    😆

  • @poggus6414
    @poggus6414 Год назад

    I want to have a lot of likes. Where is his shirt lol

  • @Get2theGulag
    @Get2theGulag Год назад

    So I hear you’re the machine…

  • @althuman4099
    @althuman4099 4 года назад +4

    I hope after 15 years your daughters still find this funny

    • @Zara_Brown
      @Zara_Brown 4 года назад +4

      They do thankfully. I think him now being a multi millionaire helps soften the blow.

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 3 года назад +1

    The only podcast that I was able to start binging right away is two bears one cave I'm on episode 24 just all straight in a row.
    Tom Segura is a stand-up Legend and I swear to God I think Kreischer might be better.

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz 4 года назад +2

    The Machine??

  • @KenBulldog
    @KenBulldog 2 года назад

    The dog knows its shit, the dog is cool about it because he’s just as f.cked up as bert

  • @maxwellkrebs9242
    @maxwellkrebs9242 2 года назад

    I laughed so hard that I had an asthma attack and vomited all over my car while driving… not even a joke, true story…

  • @anythinginvolvingsharks
    @anythinginvolvingsharks 4 года назад +18

    how is it that Blent Crisner, the fattest man in the world, is wearing shirts? SHIRTS?

  • @ExcellentAbundance
    @ExcellentAbundance 2 года назад +1

    _Not gonna lie that was terrible, thats all I kept saying while I was trying so hard not to laugh. it was so off guard funny_

  • @morphd.9394
    @morphd.9394 4 года назад +5

    ARI SHAFFIR COME BACK. PLEASE. WHAT YOU DID TO BERT WAS QUESTIONABLE. I SEE BOTH SIDES. I NEED YOU IN THIS PANDEMIC PLEASE COME BACK

    • @johnmiller5171
      @johnmiller5171 4 года назад +3

      It wasn't questionable, it was heinous and cruel.

    • @junior.760.
      @junior.760. 4 года назад

      He was on the Church with Uncle Joey the other day

  • @henrikaaseb2223
    @henrikaaseb2223 3 года назад

    best deepfake i have ever seen! :O

  • @badluckbro661
    @badluckbro661 2 года назад

    Last name sounds German

  • @liambaker8484
    @liambaker8484 4 года назад +9

    I can't believe there's a time before Brent did racist comedy

  • @bmcc122
    @bmcc122 4 года назад +1

    Hahahaha but ew

  • @kaderinhabercisi8277
    @kaderinhabercisi8277 3 года назад

    Visuals in my mind are disgusted me

  • @choforogabriel
    @choforogabriel 4 года назад

    Sucked

  • @taylorcox1511
    @taylorcox1511 4 года назад +1

    He tells the same jokes for so long. Love him but damn

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ 4 года назад

      This was his Travel channel days, he wouldn't have any time to write so he'd have to add on to what worked already.
      His comedy has came a long way ever since he got fired, could also be the fact he doesn't wear shirts anymore.

  • @after1001
    @after1001 4 года назад +1

    What boomer story about himself is Bert going to tell now

  • @disciplewill7696
    @disciplewill7696 4 года назад +7

    A little weird for my liking , to much weird shit, talking about his kids like that is a little creepy to me.

    • @prakhardubey3632
      @prakhardubey3632 4 года назад +2

      thanx man. finally someone said it.
      though we both watched the entire video. so there's that.

    • @pauly1053
      @pauly1053 4 года назад

      There are so many other instances I've seen of this, like his daughters period and other things

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 4 года назад

      prakhar dubey I did watch all of it - I thought it would get better, though, not worse... Trying not to judge but ...ew? And I’m all about fart jokes... But, yeah, ew.

  • @dylquan0
    @dylquan0 2 года назад

    Dude can’t even teach himself comedy

  • @patkolak
    @patkolak 4 года назад +2

    My favorite racist comedian

  • @meganmontiel284
    @meganmontiel284 4 года назад +4

    The male comedian “let me shit on my wife and talk about my porn addiction like it’s funny” is SO overdone.

  • @stinkypinky8795
    @stinkypinky8795 2 года назад

    Mert Kresser ----one of his socalled friends should clue him in that grownass men dont giggle like a little girlscout.......its embarrassing