This man has golden eyes. It’s not tears but his eyes show love. He honestly loves what he says. There are love in what he says. This is what makes the machine, the machine.
It’s the reason I love him so much. He is a genuinely nice and happy guy and unapologetically himself. It’s definitely infectious and it’s nice to see someone having so much fun. He’s also a great storyteller. Love me some Bertrude McFuzz!
He sells out arenas around the world. I don’t know what kind of spotlight you’re talking about but he’s pretty much as big as it gets in the comedy world.
is he the funniest comedian on stage, no. Can the guy work a room with the best of em, yup. Dude is a storyteller and living character. Gotta appreciate it
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
I bet Bert is giddy af after this.. it is all the man wanted. Being a big celebrity, on the big screen, all eyes an everyone focused on him.. glad you made it big boy, been a trip to witness your journey
I've never seen Jimmy legitimately laugh that hard. And it was 2 64-oz growlers of Kool Aid a day, so a gallon....got lost in the wheezing laughter on the podcast.
@@zachariah5739 You wouldn't have to since all they eat are frozen processed foods that they throw in the microwave with a huge Monster drink and phone still in hand..., 😘 !!!
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
The best prank my husband pulled on our daughters and their friends, they were around 14 when the movie The Ring came out. Back in the day when we still landlines and spare phones. Remember you could use your spare phone to make the main phone ring 😃 well, the girls and a couple of friends were watching the movie, and when it was over and he made the phone ring and when our daughter Candis answered the phone..... Seven Days...... Bwhahaha
Last year my grandson pulled me aside and confidently told me that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. “Who told you that?” I asked. He replied: “The Easter Bunny.”
A friend of mine announced at the dinner table that he was quitting smoking. His 16 year old daughter announced that she would also quit in solidarity with him.
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
The cooking distracts him enough to occasionally allow his guests to get a word in…it’s a clever setup for that alone. Love Bertholomew Klinkers, but he has the conversational manners of a barnyard animal.
The most i ever laughed at one thing in my whole life was his cabin series episode with bobby lee and Darnell. Holy crap thats an amazing piece of television
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Bert is the last of the "I know this shits killing me, but watch me do a backflip off this train onto that truck" kinda guy... Gonna miss him when he goes.
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Don’t like Bert one bit on his podcasts. His specials and interviews like this? Love him and kills it every time. His newest special surprised the hell out of me. Don’t remember laughing that hard at a special in the longest time
The only thing worse than having to go on a cruise would be being stuck on a ship in the middle of the ocean with Bert kreischer.. and you paid to be there hahaha
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You can’t stop Bert from saying what he wants and it’s perfect for these shows where they try and restrict what the guests say
This man has golden eyes. It’s not tears but his eyes show love. He honestly loves what he says. There are love in what he says. This is what makes the machine, the machine.
A True Legend ❤
He’s drunk
I've met him every time we see him live and he is genuinely the *nicest* man
dude thats what weed does to your eyes whille you are high af 🤣🤣
yep thats what weed does to your eyes lmao 😅🤣😂
"Sniffs, I could go for a coffee ☕" 🤣👏💕👍
Bert is definitely a different type of guest when it comes to these type of interviews! It’s great!
thats cause hes a professional. the funny bit was him visibly holding his tongue cause he knew what was needed by the show in the outro
Berts happiness is so contagious. He really is built different!
It’s the reason I love him so much. He is a genuinely nice and happy guy and unapologetically himself. It’s definitely infectious and it’s nice to see someone having so much fun. He’s also a great storyteller. Love me some Bertrude McFuzz!
For real. I smile when he smiles. It's contagious. As well as his laugh.
They day the brightest smiles hide the darkest hearts.
This was one of Bert’s best appearances.
Props to Bert he 100% shined on this
Goddamn, Bert was born for this. Just give him a spotlight and an audience. Brought some life back into late night for a few minutes.
He’s very overhated. His specials are hilarious.
As long as he doesn't do that weird over the top laugh that's clearly fake... I completely agree.
He sells out arenas around the world. I don’t know what kind of spotlight you’re talking about but he’s pretty much as big as it gets in the comedy world.
@@TrendSettrNickwell I’m sorry to burst your bubble but that’s a real laugh lol.
@@justingagnier1394ur mom is a real laugh
is he the funniest comedian on stage, no. Can the guy work a room with the best of em, yup. Dude is a storyteller and living character. Gotta appreciate it
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Agreed 100%
@@gyratingseacow595lmao wow I bet you're fun at parties
@@gyratingseacow595=🤡
@@gyratingseacow595 You're out of your mind If you think THAT'S the worst thing going on in Hollywood.
I’ve never seen a comment section where Bert received almost all compliments💀
I was thinking the same thing! This must be a different crowd!
I usually see it on the YMH channel. I think they secretly like him❤
It’s bazaar, nobody follows proto in here.
Damn yo that's hella real
@tclonts1840 no you don't. I'm a die hard 2B1C fanboy and they're ALWAYS bashing him in the comments.
BART ACTUALLY CRUSHED THIS INTERVIEW -- proud of you Bort Crystal, Keep em' high and tight
Bart?
I bet Bert is giddy af after this.. it is all the man wanted. Being a big celebrity, on the big screen, all eyes an everyone focused on him.. glad you made it big boy, been a trip to witness your journey
He killed this interview. He's back baby! Looking good and timing is perfect
Bert’s hilarious man his energy is infectious
Bart interrupting himself on a talk show. Classic
Who?
@@levilopez5280 Bart Chrysler
@@levilopez5280Blert Krishner
I've never seen Jimmy legitimately laugh that hard. And it was 2 64-oz growlers of Kool Aid a day, so a gallon....got lost in the wheezing laughter on the podcast.
A US gallon... Short measures
Considering he’s a robot, he doesn’t have a real sense of humor.
I love that he laughs at his own jokes/stories as he's telling them. Dude is one of the best entertainers! The MACHINE!!!!!!
Bert just took over the show and assumed everyone knew his family I love him.
Par for the course for a true narcissist.
@@DirtyDirkDiggleroh he really is a narcissist
@@Blahblahblah01234at least he’s a benign and friendly one
@@BertRedd his family seem very happy so yeah
@@kidsontheblock2680 no.. that would be an oxymoron.
Lol. This is one of the best late night interviews i've seen.
Bert: (Arrives at Jimmy Kimmel Show)
Jimmy: "So... I understand you're the Machine..."
Bert, GREAT JOB!!!! That was a GREAT interview
This interview shows that Bart Kinslydale is the one of the best story tellers in the world.
Bert rockin Versace is hilarious
Bred Krishner is the best guest for interviews… Jimmy literally said 3 words during 10 minutes 😅
Dang bro, looking good! Keep it up, your true fans are super proud of you! You are even better sober!
This was an incredible story. I love this guy.
i love how berts energy was light and he turned what would have been a i already know the answer to what you are asking into a funny bit.
That was a fun interview! Bert has a great laugh.😂😂💜
I totally agree, back in the 1970s we all drank Kool-Aid or Tang. We froze them in Styrofoam cups and sold icee's for 10¢ each !!!
i stopped drinking Kool-Aid when i escaped from the trump cult ...
Diabetes must be fun.
... and, as 10-year-old curbside entrepreneurs selling frozen cylinders of sugar water, we weren't sued by Iceecorp™ for trademark infringement.
@@zachariah5739 You wouldn't have to since all they eat are frozen processed foods that they throw in the microwave with a huge Monster drink and phone still in hand..., 😘 !!!
Oh my, I forgot about TANG, 😅
Love Bert, love Snoop, LOVE the story about these two together!
Late night is back baby!!!
love you Bert!
Hilarious interview! Great job Bert you killed it!
The team-up no one asked for but never knew we needed… Jimmy and Bert should do a show together 😂😂😂
He is so real. Had me laughin’ the whole time
Bert is the current avatar of Bacchus.😂😂 Love you, man but I pray for you too.
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Bert's super power is story telling.
i was just about to comment on how much better he looks ... right before he said about being sober lol
I would defffffffdinately take a cruise with him. Hilarious!😂
Love Burt. Always the best storys
I think I like “sober” Brent more than normal Brett
Both are terrible people
Snoop droppin truth...
This guy is crazy as hell and I just love him!!! Ya cracked me up Bert Kreischer! 😁 Many Blessings✌
Absolutely Hilarious, Great Interview !!
The best prank my husband pulled on our daughters and their friends, they were around 14 when the movie
The Ring came out. Back in the day when we still landlines and spare phones. Remember you could use your spare phone to make the main phone ring 😃 well, the girls and a couple of friends were watching the movie, and when it was over and he made the phone ring and when our daughter Candis answered the phone.....
Seven Days......
Bwhahaha
Bart laughing at Uncle Joey's Lucy Snorbush story is still one of the best things ever...it's right up there with koolaid.
Best ice house chronicle there was
I like how Jimmy Kimmel has a placard on his desk, like we don't know who we are watching
Last year my grandson pulled me aside and confidently told me that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. “Who told you that?” I asked. He replied: “The Easter Bunny.”
A friend of mine announced at the dinner table that he was quitting smoking. His 16 year old daughter announced that she would also quit in solidarity with him.
I saw Bart when he came to Fresno a fee weeks ago. He was fuxking HILARIOUS!
I find Bert so funny and I'm in my late 60s!
Early onset dementia?
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Sounds like someone needs a xanax
@@gyratingseacow595You’re not the morality police, stop assuming you have the right to control others.
Something's burning is quickly becoming one of my favorite things to watch 👍
Yes! I enjoy that more than anything else Bert it on
@@muyspicypepper8258 ♥️♥️♥️
The cooking distracts him enough to occasionally allow his guests to get a word in…it’s a clever setup for that alone. Love Bertholomew Klinkers, but he has the conversational manners of a barnyard animal.
Bert on dialysis: I still dont see anything wrong with it...
Much love to you Burt😂😂👍😆😆😆
He told the Snoop story when I saw him in Salt Lake! There’s a lot more to it! Sooo funny!
Love the shirt. ❤
The most i ever laughed at one thing in my whole life was his cabin series episode with bobby lee and Darnell.
Holy crap thats an amazing piece of television
I love Brent Kreshner!!
What a great role model for young men to look up to .
Maybe one of the best late night guests available. Heard these stories before bc of his pod, but the energy is always perfect for these shows
Jimmy Kimmel is soooo funny!!
This was amazing.
I just love Bert.
OMG I am crying this was hilarious ❣️❣️❣️❣️
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
Bert on late night kind of makes sense. He’s cringey enough regular, but on tv it comes together; love him.
Terrible shirt, gonna buy one 😂
Bert smacked it out of the damn park!!!!
The only man that can make jimmy seem hilarious
The fkn Machine 🔥🔥🔥 looking already so much better without drinking for 2 months 🔥
Dont believe that lie. Bort has claimed to be sober 1000 times now and every time we find out he was drinking the whole time.
😂❤ This Guy is So Fing Funny 😅😅😊
I've never heard of this guy in my life. 🤣🤣🤣
I have seriously been missing out. 🤣🤣🤣
Same!!
In two years you will despise him
Burnt looking so much better sober - keep it uppp
Can’t imagine his kids smoking pot, he has set such a great example
Always a great interview with Bert
The machine!!
Bert kreischer x koolaid collab. I hope the shirts come in before Christmas.
The Machine!
Bart being Bart, he ain't hurting anyone.
Bert is the last of the "I know this shits killing me, but watch me do a backflip off this train onto that truck" kinda guy... Gonna miss him when he goes.
Hopefully sooner rather than later
I won't!
Kinison-esque. 💜
Really? Why?
Bert out energized Jamey,,,,
What flavor, kool-Aid? Red.
Love this guy..flaws an all..love him
When The Machine walks in, you know you’re in for a good time!
Bert’s so fkn awesome 😂😂
I HOPE, Bert uploads that Christmas video one day.
Two minutes in Bert confesses to using a coffee filter for farts on a plane.
One of best
Burt is a damn gem of a dude!
I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.
This is the best thing ive seen of bert
Hes dying as a comic
Omg the cruise 🛳
The Kool-Aid story episode is hilarious 😂 Bert is just a big kid.
Bert a great comedian. I like his jokes and sayings 😂 Regards.
Bert is just a naturally funny dude, it's effortless for him.
Watch his podcast and you will realize just how wrong you are.
I wanted to buy tickets to that cruise so much, but it sold out too quickly. I hope that he does another cruise next year.
Bert is a perfect Cruise comic lol
Top comic in the word!
what the hell... I drink a 64oz growler of caffeinated crystal light every day. not even kidding.
Love him!
The subtitles said welcome berd kryer 😂
Bert's dressed like he's a character in Scarface
Don’t like Bert one bit on his podcasts. His specials and interviews like this? Love him and kills it every time. His newest special surprised the hell out of me. Don’t remember laughing that hard at a special in the longest time
The only thing worse than having to go on a cruise would be being stuck on a ship in the middle of the ocean with Bert kreischer.. and you paid to be there hahaha
Bert always delivers
I can’t believe the coffee filter tip 😂
love bert n jimmy