Bert Kreischer Found Out His Daughter Smoked Weed While He Was Having Lunch with Snoop Dogg

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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2023
  • Bert talks about drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid every day, being an overly-protective father, finding out his daughter was smoking pot while he was with Snoop Dogg, getting parenting advice from Snoop, tricking his kids into believing in Santa, and throwing a 5-day Bert Kreischer fan cruise.
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  • @Offfey
    @Offfey 6 месяцев назад +88

    I’ve never seen a comment section where Bert received almost all compliments💀

    • @katiekish5141
      @katiekish5141 6 месяцев назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing! This must be a different crowd!

    • @Tiffany.Carnes
      @Tiffany.Carnes 6 месяцев назад

      I usually see it on the YMH channel. I think they secretly like him❤

    • @uploadth1s
      @uploadth1s 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s bazaar, nobody follows proto in here.

    • @RayRaeTV
      @RayRaeTV 6 месяцев назад

      Damn yo that's hella real

    • @RayRaeTV
      @RayRaeTV 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@tclonts1840 no you don't. I'm a die hard 2B1C fanboy and they're ALWAYS bashing him in the comments.

  • @LetsTalkAboutLifeForABit
    @LetsTalkAboutLifeForABit 6 месяцев назад +113

    You can’t stop Bert from saying what he wants and it’s perfect for these shows where they try and restrict what the guests say

  • @a.a.3797
    @a.a.3797 6 месяцев назад +216

    Goddamn, Bert was born for this. Just give him a spotlight and an audience. Brought some life back into late night for a few minutes.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 6 месяцев назад +15

      He’s very overhated. His specials are hilarious.

    • @TrendSettrNick
      @TrendSettrNick 6 месяцев назад +6

      As long as he doesn't do that weird over the top laugh that's clearly fake... I completely agree.

    • @DirtyDirkDiggler
      @DirtyDirkDiggler 6 месяцев назад +2

      He sells out arenas around the world. I don’t know what kind of spotlight you’re talking about but he’s pretty much as big as it gets in the comedy world.

    • @justingagnier1394
      @justingagnier1394 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@TrendSettrNickwell I’m sorry to burst your bubble but that’s a real laugh lol.

    • @qwertpoiuy430
      @qwertpoiuy430 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@justingagnier1394ur mom is a real laugh

  • @christophermcbride3295
    @christophermcbride3295 6 месяцев назад +52

    This man has golden eyes. It’s not tears but his eyes show love. He honestly loves what he says. There are love in what he says. This is what makes the machine, the machine.

    • @ItsTheLedge
      @ItsTheLedge 6 месяцев назад

      A True Legend ❤

    • @user-rw4qd7ev8x
      @user-rw4qd7ev8x 6 месяцев назад

      He’s drunk

    • @leighdeppe2815
      @leighdeppe2815 5 месяцев назад +1

      I've met him every time we see him live and he is genuinely the *nicest* man

  • @mattjamesofc
    @mattjamesofc 6 месяцев назад +194

    is he the funniest comedian on stage, no. Can the guy work a room with the best of em, yup. Dude is a storyteller and living character. Gotta appreciate it

    • @heawin88
      @heawin88 6 месяцев назад +7

      I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.

    • @muyspicypepper8258
      @muyspicypepper8258 6 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed 100%

    • @jamescinman1993
      @jamescinman1993 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@heawin88lmao wow I bet you're fun at parties

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@heawin88=🤡

    • @alyxvillalobos1031
      @alyxvillalobos1031 6 месяцев назад +23

      @@heawin88 You're out of your mind If you think THAT'S the worst thing going on in Hollywood.

  • @LuisHernandez-so3cu
    @LuisHernandez-so3cu 6 месяцев назад +253

    Bert is definitely a different type of guest when it comes to these type of interviews! It’s great!

    • @rummuds
      @rummuds 6 месяцев назад +3

      thats cause hes a professional. the funny bit was him visibly holding his tongue cause he knew what was needed by the show in the outro

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 2 месяца назад +2

    "Sniffs, I could go for a coffee ☕" 🤣👏💕👍

  • @christopherhall6155
    @christopherhall6155 6 месяцев назад +62

    This was one of Bert’s best appearances.

  • @Bluptuous
    @Bluptuous 6 месяцев назад +241

    Bert just took over the show and assumed everyone knew his family I love him.

    • @DirtyDirkDiggler
      @DirtyDirkDiggler 6 месяцев назад +9

      Par for the course for a true narcissist.

    • @owendaviesotd5909
      @owendaviesotd5909 6 месяцев назад

      @@DirtyDirkDiggleroh he really is a narcissist

    • @BertRedd
      @BertRedd 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@owendaviesotd5909at least he’s a benign and friendly one

    • @owendaviesotd5909
      @owendaviesotd5909 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BertRedd his family seem very happy so yeah

    • @kidsontheblock2680
      @kidsontheblock2680 6 месяцев назад

      @@DirtyDirkDigglerpar for course of the best narcissist you’ve ever heard of

  • @marksmith8210
    @marksmith8210 6 месяцев назад +85

    I've never seen Jimmy legitimately laugh that hard. And it was 2 64-oz growlers of Kool Aid a day, so a gallon....got lost in the wheezing laughter on the podcast.

    • @thebolsta
      @thebolsta 6 месяцев назад

      A US gallon... Short measures

    • @bochapman1058
      @bochapman1058 6 месяцев назад

      Considering he’s a robot, he doesn’t have a real sense of humor.

  • @jakeriff95
    @jakeriff95 6 месяцев назад +63

    BART ACTUALLY CRUSHED THIS INTERVIEW -- proud of you Bort Crystal, Keep em' high and tight

  • @uploadth1s
    @uploadth1s 6 месяцев назад +74

    Bart interrupting himself on a talk show. Classic

  • @sevenbridges24
    @sevenbridges24 6 месяцев назад +53

    Props to Bert he 100% shined on this

  • @masterofnonetv8361
    @masterofnonetv8361 6 месяцев назад +81

    Berts happiness is so contagious. He really is built different!

    • @justingagnier1394
      @justingagnier1394 6 месяцев назад +4

      It’s the reason I love him so much. He is a genuinely nice and happy guy and unapologetically himself. It’s definitely infectious and it’s nice to see someone having so much fun. He’s also a great storyteller. Love me some Bertrude McFuzz!

    • @jennareimann300
      @jennareimann300 6 месяцев назад +1

      For real. I smile when he smiles. It's contagious. As well as his laugh.

    • @elmzizdope
      @elmzizdope 6 месяцев назад +1

      They day the brightest smiles hide the darkest hearts.

  • @yogiSmichael
    @yogiSmichael 6 месяцев назад +42

    I bet Bert is giddy af after this.. it is all the man wanted. Being a big celebrity, on the big screen, all eyes an everyone focused on him.. glad you made it big boy, been a trip to witness your journey

    • @shinypuller
      @shinypuller 6 месяцев назад

      He killed this interview. He's back baby! Looking good and timing is perfect

  • @bigrednolaccount6767
    @bigrednolaccount6767 6 месяцев назад +27

    Bert’s hilarious man his energy is infectious

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 6 месяцев назад +200

    I totally agree, back in the 1970s we all drank Kool-Aid or Tang. We froze them in Styrofoam cups and sold icee's for 10¢ each !!!

    • @davediamond9436
      @davediamond9436 6 месяцев назад +12

      i stopped drinking Kool-Aid when i escaped from the trump cult ...

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 6 месяцев назад +2

      Diabetes must be fun.

    • @brandontylerburt
      @brandontylerburt 6 месяцев назад +5

      ... and, as 10-year-old curbside entrepreneurs selling frozen cylinders of sugar water, we weren't sued by Iceecorp™ for trademark infringement.

    • @ernestchacon4928
      @ernestchacon4928 6 месяцев назад

      @@zachariah5739 You wouldn't have to since all they eat are frozen processed foods that they throw in the microwave with a huge Monster drink and phone still in hand..., 😘 !!!

    • @bethedmonds9635
      @bethedmonds9635 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh my, I forgot about TANG, 😅

  • @YeOldePuma
    @YeOldePuma 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bert: (Arrives at Jimmy Kimmel Show)
    Jimmy: "So... I understand you're the Machine..."

  • @drbwhit
    @drbwhit 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bert rockin Versace is hilarious

  • @conormoncrieff5942
    @conormoncrieff5942 6 месяцев назад +16

    This interview shows that Bart Kinslydale is the one of the best story tellers in the world.

  • @jamesconflictspc4863
    @jamesconflictspc4863 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bert, GREAT JOB!!!! That was a GREAT interview

  • @martykauffman
    @martykauffman 6 месяцев назад +6

    This was an incredible story. I love this guy.

  • @rockanroleropr3467
    @rockanroleropr3467 6 месяцев назад +67

    The team-up no one asked for but never knew we needed… Jimmy and Bert should do a show together 😂😂😂

    • @josephsaunders8618
      @josephsaunders8618 6 месяцев назад +1

      He is so real. Had me laughin’ the whole time

  • @bryanh8774
    @bryanh8774 6 месяцев назад +23

    Lol. This is one of the best late night interviews i've seen.

  • @JBLEDGER
    @JBLEDGER 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious interview! Great job Bert you killed it!

  • @maksymlysenko3761
    @maksymlysenko3761 6 месяцев назад +4

    Bred Krishner is the best guest for interviews… Jimmy literally said 3 words during 10 minutes 😅

  • @PlantingPurpose
    @PlantingPurpose 6 месяцев назад

    i love how berts energy was light and he turned what would have been a i already know the answer to what you are asking into a funny bit.

  • @margaretroebuck2938
    @margaretroebuck2938 6 месяцев назад +7

    Bert is the current avatar of Bacchus.😂😂 Love you, man but I pray for you too.

    • @heawin88
      @heawin88 6 месяцев назад

      I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.

  • @ericzimicki7491
    @ericzimicki7491 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dang bro, looking good! Keep it up, your true fans are super proud of you! You are even better sober!

  • @BraceDeville
    @BraceDeville 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bert's super power is story telling.

  • @D.M.ggww21
    @D.M.ggww21 7 дней назад

    Love Burt. Always the best storys

  • @TheLastChickenWing
    @TheLastChickenWing 6 месяцев назад +6

    i was just about to comment on how much better he looks ... right before he said about being sober lol

  • @brentrdevlin
    @brentrdevlin 6 месяцев назад +2

    This was amazing.

  • @jelly_fischer
    @jelly_fischer 6 месяцев назад +8

    Late night is back baby!!!
    love you Bert!

  • @lindaswanson9328
    @lindaswanson9328 6 месяцев назад +19

    I would defffffffdinately take a cruise with him. Hilarious!😂

  • @GravityJWST
    @GravityJWST 6 месяцев назад

    ❤very good set Bert!!!

  • @beaudwayful
    @beaudwayful 6 месяцев назад +14

    Snoop droppin truth...

  • @padfoot1687
    @padfoot1687 6 месяцев назад

    So happy for you Bert!

  • @ariw
    @ariw 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love him!

  • @Ydnic7481
    @Ydnic7481 6 месяцев назад +14

    The best prank my husband pulled on our daughters and their friends, they were around 14 when the movie
    The Ring came out. Back in the day when we still landlines and spare phones. Remember you could use your spare phone to make the main phone ring 😃 well, the girls and a couple of friends were watching the movie, and when it was over and he made the phone ring and when our daughter Candis answered the phone.....
    Seven Days......
    Bwhahaha

  • @erickamarra
    @erickamarra 6 месяцев назад +16

    That was a fun interview! Bert has a great laugh.😂😂💜

  • @skribler6916
    @skribler6916 6 месяцев назад

    One of best

  • @tonyamoony
    @tonyamoony 6 месяцев назад +14

    This guy is crazy as hell and I just love him!!! Ya cracked me up Bert Kreischer! 😁 Many Blessings✌

  • @adambees2174
    @adambees2174 6 месяцев назад +2

    What flavor, kool-Aid? Red.

  • @andrewgrove1691
    @andrewgrove1691 6 месяцев назад +1

    The machine!!

  • @dianecheshire4750
    @dianecheshire4750 6 месяцев назад

    Love this guy..flaws an all..love him

  • @roadmix6504
    @roadmix6504 6 месяцев назад +3

    What a great role model for young men to look up to .

  • @thehouse2620
    @thehouse2620 6 месяцев назад

    love bert n jimmy

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf 5 месяцев назад

    I just love Bert.

  • @CreatrixVixen
    @CreatrixVixen 6 месяцев назад +22

    Love Bert, love Snoop, LOVE the story about these two together!

  • @lavonclaxton2329
    @lavonclaxton2329 12 дней назад

    Much love to you Burt😂😂👍😆😆😆

  • @Benicemedia
    @Benicemedia 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert always delivers

  • @realitypreferred7084
    @realitypreferred7084 6 месяцев назад +1

    The Machine!

  • @Brendan77able
    @Brendan77able 6 месяцев назад +47

    Bert is the last of the "I know this shits killing me, but watch me do a backflip off this train onto that truck" kinda guy... Gonna miss him when he goes.

    • @Odysseus1776
      @Odysseus1776 6 месяцев назад +13

      Hopefully sooner rather than later

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 6 месяцев назад +4

      I won't!

    • @michaelscot4816
      @michaelscot4816 6 месяцев назад

      Kinison-esque. 💜

    • @biggtrux
      @biggtrux 6 месяцев назад +1

      Really? Why?

  • @aaronbradley
    @aaronbradley 6 месяцев назад +6

    I think I like “sober” Brent more than normal Brett

  • @rohananya
    @rohananya 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love the shirt. ❤

  • @lornahampson4954
    @lornahampson4954 6 месяцев назад +12

    I find Bert so funny and I'm in my late 60s!

    • @biggtrux
      @biggtrux 6 месяцев назад +4

      Early onset dementia?

    • @heawin88
      @heawin88 6 месяцев назад

      I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.

    • @chadb8626
      @chadb8626 6 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like someone needs a xanax

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 6 месяцев назад

      @@heawin88You’re not the morality police, stop assuming you have the right to control others.

  • @SCAPAchick
    @SCAPAchick 6 месяцев назад

    love bert!

  • @jf7098
    @jf7098 6 месяцев назад +2

    Something's burning is quickly becoming one of my favorite things to watch 👍

    • @muyspicypepper8258
      @muyspicypepper8258 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! I enjoy that more than anything else Bert it on

    • @jf7098
      @jf7098 6 месяцев назад

      @@muyspicypepper8258 ♥️♥️♥️

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 6 месяцев назад

      The cooking distracts him enough to occasionally allow his guests to get a word in…it’s a clever setup for that alone. Love Bertholomew Klinkers, but he has the conversational manners of a barnyard animal.

  • @Leftover81
    @Leftover81 6 месяцев назад +2

    He told the Snoop story when I saw him in Salt Lake! There’s a lot more to it! Sooo funny!

  • @whackbag3606
    @whackbag3606 6 месяцев назад +14

    Bart laughing at Uncle Joey's Lucy Snorbush story is still one of the best things ever...it's right up there with koolaid.

  • @das0ul177
    @das0ul177 6 месяцев назад

    Bert’s so fkn awesome 😂😂

  • @KRAVER_
    @KRAVER_ 6 месяцев назад +14

    Absolutely Hilarious, Great Interview !!

  • @hamacaboy
    @hamacaboy 6 месяцев назад

    Wow hes amazing

  • @lareneandpipsqueeksully
    @lareneandpipsqueeksully 6 месяцев назад

    OMG I am crying this was hilarious ❣️❣️❣️❣️

    • @heawin88
      @heawin88 6 месяцев назад

      I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.

  • @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt
    @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt 6 месяцев назад +1

    😂❤ This Guy is So Fing Funny 😅😅😊

  • @lowellmartens6135
    @lowellmartens6135 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love Brent Kreshner!!

  • @sebbacca4804
    @sebbacca4804 6 месяцев назад

    Great job brent

  • @RayRaeTV
    @RayRaeTV 6 месяцев назад

    I saw Bart when he came to Fresno a fee weeks ago. He was fuxking HILARIOUS!

  • @SOJOA
    @SOJOA 5 месяцев назад

    The most i ever laughed at one thing in my whole life was his cabin series episode with bobby lee and Darnell.
    Holy crap thats an amazing piece of television

  • @tino9632
    @tino9632 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert smacked it out of the damn park!!!!

  • @slyrabbitt
    @slyrabbitt 6 месяцев назад

    Burt is a damn gem of a dude!

    • @heawin88
      @heawin88 6 месяцев назад

      I don't. I was a fan of him for years until he started promoting the use of Xanax everywhere as well as sneaking weed onto planes. Dude is a menace and shouldn't be allowed in Hollywood at all.

  • @nilesterrat2483
    @nilesterrat2483 6 месяцев назад +3

    Last year my grandson pulled me aside and confidently told me that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. “Who told you that?” I asked. He replied: “The Easter Bunny.”

  • @tjk187
    @tjk187 6 месяцев назад

    Gotta love bret kersher!!

  • @jasonmoore587
    @jasonmoore587 6 месяцев назад +2

    I wanted to buy tickets to that cruise so much, but it sold out too quickly. I hope that he does another cruise next year.

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 6 месяцев назад

      Bert is a perfect Cruise comic lol

  • @jessicashaw2842
    @jessicashaw2842 6 месяцев назад

    I love his laugh

  • @Drcragory
    @Drcragory 6 месяцев назад

    I heard bert had almost passed away from MSO. It's good to see him up in about.

  • @eyeruhl74
    @eyeruhl74 6 месяцев назад

    Omg the cruise 🛳

  • @Alex-zi1nb
    @Alex-zi1nb 6 месяцев назад +1

    the machine movie was SO GOOD

  • @anythinganywhereanytime7054
    @anythinganywhereanytime7054 6 месяцев назад

    my man!

  • @PHlXIUS
    @PHlXIUS 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert out energized Jamey,,,,

  • @brandlo
    @brandlo 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy Kimmel is soooo funny!!

  • @user-ju1os7kz3q
    @user-ju1os7kz3q 6 месяцев назад +5

    I've never heard of this guy in my life. 🤣🤣🤣
    I have seriously been missing out. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thecasualfly
    @thecasualfly 6 месяцев назад

    I like how Jimmy Kimmel has a placard on his desk, like we don't know who we are watching

  • @reypicos3317
    @reypicos3317 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert's dressed like he's a character in Scarface

  • @goofballbiscuits3647
    @goofballbiscuits3647 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bert on dialysis: I still dont see anything wrong with it...

  • @thewalkingdude2285
    @thewalkingdude2285 6 месяцев назад +8

    Maybe one of the best late night guests available. Heard these stories before bc of his pod, but the energy is always perfect for these shows

  • @KogleyBroDude
    @KogleyBroDude 6 месяцев назад

    I love bert

  • @nickp440
    @nickp440 6 месяцев назад

    The subtitles said welcome berd kryer 😂

  • @IKJ22
    @IKJ22 6 месяцев назад

    Bert is a legend !! ☠️

  • @brandandowns1568
    @brandandowns1568 6 месяцев назад +1

    love it 😂😂😂

  • @fabescolmsinc1200
    @fabescolmsinc1200 6 месяцев назад +7

    Bert on late night kind of makes sense. He’s cringey enough regular, but on tv it comes together; love him.
    Terrible shirt, gonna buy one 😂

  • @MrAndrewBackstrom
    @MrAndrewBackstrom 6 месяцев назад +6

    Always a great interview with Bert

  • @stevenlee713
    @stevenlee713 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

  • @TheRealAMBG
    @TheRealAMBG 6 месяцев назад +5

    It's a darn shame he wasn't able to promote his movie or special on any of these late night shows because of the strike. Mainly the film though because that financial success would have green lit so many more comedian developed vehicles.

  • @tahntongkfen1360
    @tahntongkfen1360 6 месяцев назад +1

    The name drop on first story…

  • @BearanormalPodcast
    @BearanormalPodcast 6 месяцев назад +4

    Always love his excitement level, it could be that hes eating a slice of buttered white bread and hed find a way to make it exciting lmao

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 месяцев назад

      He was really good on club random Bill Maher’s podcast. That’s how I found out about him.

  • @republicofcasuals
    @republicofcasuals 6 месяцев назад

    Top comic in the word!

  • @nikkel6793
    @nikkel6793 5 месяцев назад

    i got tix to tops off in michigan!❤❤

  • @-Ricky_Spanish-
    @-Ricky_Spanish- 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bart being Bart, he ain't hurting anyone.