Berserk vs Dokapon Kingdom

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июл 2024
  • The story of someone fighting their way through a world of death and suffering, struggling to hold on to their humanity before they are lost to the pain. Also the Berserk manga.
    Patreon: / versuswolvespodcast
    Versus Wolves is a podcast hosted by Eyepatch Wolf and Woolie Versus. Each month, they force each other to experience different media, and then report back on each recommendation. Hilarity/Violence ensues.
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    Versus Wolves is:
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    0:00:00 INTRO
    0:02:51 JOHN'S FRIEND PHILIPPE
    0:21:10 ELDEN RING
    0:29:45 PARTREON
    0:31:08 JOHN HAS COVID
    0:31:56 CROW COUNTRY
    0:33:58 BERSERK
    1:43:39 DOKAPON KINGDOM
    2:57:44 RECOMMEND OR DIE
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Комментарии • 767

  • @grandobsidian
    @grandobsidian 8 дней назад +480

    Its hilarious how John focuses all his rage at Woolie and actively shield Reggie not knowing Reggie is the Serpent, the Origin of All Evil. The first Darkling, the first Thief

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 8 дней назад +98

      Woolie may have stolen the pie, but Reggie was the one to stick his finger in it

    • @michaellacy3699
      @michaellacy3699 8 дней назад +75

      The furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten

    • @Hybrid2436
      @Hybrid2436 8 дней назад +18

      ​@@Carlos-Moraunfathomably strong comment

    • @Rusty_Spy
      @Rusty_Spy 7 дней назад +35

      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

    • @ballerswagbro9k611
      @ballerswagbro9k611 6 дней назад +5

      Good Dark Souls boss name: Sir Reggie Origin of the First Sin

  • @thewizardninja
    @thewizardninja 8 дней назад +233

    The best part of the combo resurrection was John had JUST established that only watching an episode wasn't enough for a combo breaker with LOTGH.

    • @jasongarrett768
      @jasongarrett768 7 дней назад +69

      That argument had as many turnabouts as that John vs Kathy fight.
      It really was Dokapon appropriate.

    • @mranthony_dop
      @mranthony_dop 2 часа назад

      This is why he isn’t the villain of the podcast.

  • @tempheror112
    @tempheror112 8 дней назад +492

    The most cathartic thing about the darkling is: it doesn't give last place a boost to catch back up, but instead gives them the power to pull everyone else down with them.

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs 8 дней назад +76

      Death is cheap. Resetting the progress on everyone’s towns is devastating.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 8 дней назад +45

      Yup. It isn't a catch up mechanic, it's a break down mechanic.

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 8 дней назад +12

      Eh, technically incorrect. It IS a catch up mechanic. It's just that Dokapon is smart enough to realize that a catch up mechanic should still require you to actually work for said catching up, instead of just pressing a button and giving you the lead or whatever. We don't fuck with that wussy ass bullet bill shit here, y'know? 😂

    • @User5770
      @User5770 7 дней назад +11

      The Eclipse destroys all, even the one who performs ascends. Some might say especially them.

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 7 дней назад +5

      It does give you exp, potentially a lot if you play it right, and almost guaranteed enough to reach everyone else's level if you're lower.

  • @BLAHBLAH1000shop
    @BLAHBLAH1000shop 8 дней назад +221

    Woolie thought he had a combo breaker but forgot about the Irish rollback frames.

    • @Rald623S
      @Rald623S 6 дней назад +28

      Man was feeling too much notion

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 дня назад +2

      The Irish GGPO hit so hard it sent us back into Xbox 360 Third Strike.

  • @silva5795
    @silva5795 8 дней назад +510

    During the intro talk, they both seem like they are sharpening knives while smiling at eachother while also saying nice things between themselves

  • @sketchpixels6255
    @sketchpixels6255 8 дней назад +586

    Shortly after this episode dropped, John was obliterated by a meteor from Gabrielle.

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs 8 дней назад +37

      That’s good, means he’s back at the castle and can use that Show Ticket without threat of it being stolen by THE HATED ENEMY.

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma 8 дней назад +19

      ​@@maxspecshe already used the ticket several streams ago

    • @grant9637
      @grant9637 8 дней назад +4

      @@PredictableEnigmathats where the youtube uploads are at rn

    • @rl936
      @rl936 8 дней назад

      @@PredictableEnigmawhere are the RUclips episodes

    • @laughinghelm
      @laughinghelm 8 дней назад +1

      As he should.

  • @MrLuidon
    @MrLuidon 7 дней назад +60

    Woolie having John play Dokapon Kingdom so he can have a worthy adversary in the future is big "Akuma trying to force Ryu into using Satsui no Hado" energy

  • @Porterhaus94
    @Porterhaus94 8 дней назад +385

    3:09:04 - "I hate that I chose to do a podcast with a godamn video essayist." - Woolie Madden

    • @endlesswanderer1753
      @endlesswanderer1753 8 дней назад +73

      That hit hard. This whole time I was thinking John was over here, channeling his best wrestling promos for every episode. But no, that little nerd has been writing them days in advance. "I have been handing you jewels that you let slip between your fingers."
      Villain shit.

    • @Jon_East
      @Jon_East 7 дней назад +24

      I gotta say, I know it's part of the charm and all, but I am legitimately having a harder and harder time going along with the "John is the villain" angle. I know I know, most of it is just for the bit and all, but I'm genuinely absolutely on John's side and really don't get how Woolie keeps claiming some vague sense of balance or give-and-take that is just factually incorrect.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 7 дней назад +3

      @@Jon_Eastas much as it’s part of what makes the podcast so great, it’s also a bit of why I can’t stand Woolie for longer playthroughs. He can be so infuriating with this sort of stuff

    • @janematthews9087
      @janematthews9087 3 дня назад +2

      ​@@Jon_East hello, you must be new to the woolie "always pretending to be a fence-sitter, but actually is just sitting on top of a milk crate"Madden experience.
      Here's your complimentary snailborne playthrough and your compass that says port and starboard.

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 4 часа назад

      @@Jon_East Hey I just look at it as Woolie being so naturally exceptional at playing heel, so much so that he effortlessly out-acts John the wrasslin nerd and actual part-time heel. He's just so talented.

  • @jubjubwantrubrub
    @jubjubwantrubrub 8 дней назад +175

    The gall of this man to try to claim combo breaker on that... Unbelievable

    • @TRDEWH
      @TRDEWH 5 дней назад +17

      COUNTER BREAKER!!!!

    • @Shonen_Hero
      @Shonen_Hero 5 дней назад +18

      He didn't even know where to find it, he just watched an episode vicariously through John's 'playthrough'. That was the weakest combo breaker

  • @waitselljones8068
    @waitselljones8068 8 дней назад +185

    This intro has the vibes of Glados from Portal 2
    "Look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us, for science. You monster."

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 8 дней назад +36

      The best part is, they’re both Glados

  • @rayegincho
    @rayegincho 8 дней назад +152

    Woolie trying to hide that he almost played the Silent hill HD collection versions of the game and that pat had to fly through the phone to get him to change his mind

  • @cheese_priest
    @cheese_priest 8 дней назад +73

    The presence of The Throne of Heaven implies the existence of The Pit of Hell, in which lie the most foul and despicable of the unranked. I am afraid.

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels 3 дня назад +7

      I mean. Whats worse than Omikron?

    • @cheese_priest
      @cheese_priest 3 дня назад +5

      @@TimBagels That is EXACTLY what I'm afraid of. Who knows what strange and terrible media lurks in the minds of Woolie and John?

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 8 дней назад +95

    John's "I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL" fight with Kathy is so hype

  • @cricket4900
    @cricket4900 8 дней назад +104

    My personal theory is that Woolie recommends evil games to John because John enjoys playing games that hate him

    • @1000Tomatoes
      @1000Tomatoes 6 дней назад +8

      You're right. John loves fear and hunger what could he possibly expect.

  • @Sokka2Me
    @Sokka2Me 8 дней назад +257

    1:00:52
    This is such a character defining moment for Griffith. What breaks him isn’t the year of torture, it isn’t him realizing how useless his body is, it’s not seeing Casca and Guts together, all of that contributes; but the final straw, the thing he cannot stand, is the idea of living a normal life.

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 8 дней назад +68

      I can just picture him saying "I didn't do all of this to be content. I did this to be great, at any cost.

    • @loke5052
      @loke5052 8 дней назад +11

      i somehow hadnt quite caught that before thanks for the insight

    • @sizablekoala6879
      @sizablekoala6879 8 дней назад +47

      And later in the manga, Guts has a similar dream of a life with Casca, and he goes "it was such a pleasant dream." Giving a parallel to these two.

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava День назад +1

      "A content life is death to the Great"

  • @1000Tomatoes
    @1000Tomatoes 8 дней назад +344

    While not as compelling a character as Kathy it's nice that HoboCrawfish got his own spin-off.

    • @1000Tomatoes
      @1000Tomatoes 8 дней назад +27

      This was written before the pact, and by technicality does not break it.

    • @amanwithnoname-ds6ep
      @amanwithnoname-ds6ep 6 дней назад +1

      Do you know where people post the fanart that Jon mentioned?

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 6 дней назад

      ​@@amanwithnoname-ds6ep...twitter or his subscriber discord, no?

    • @1000Tomatoes
      @1000Tomatoes 6 дней назад +2

      ​@@amanwithnoname-ds6epHe showed some at the very end of the stream he did the same day this video came out, but otherwise i don't know. Maybe he has a discord or retweeted them on Twitter but I don't have access to either to be sure.

    • @amanwithnoname-ds6ep
      @amanwithnoname-ds6ep 6 дней назад

      @@1000Tomatoes alright, thanks.

  • @Mrinsecure
    @Mrinsecure 8 дней назад +157

    One participant in this podcast had to endure a trial of mettle in a world gone mad, full of demons twisted by the power of humanity's innermost depravity. He was forced to watch as a seemingly mighty warrior was tested time and again by a world that seemed designed to cheat them out of every hard-earned victory.
    The other had to read Berserk.

  • @endlesswanderer1753
    @endlesswanderer1753 8 дней назад +200

    "IS SHE IN EVERY GAME?!"
    I want to share my hell npc story. This was for the original PS2 version. One of my best friends in college was studying abroad from Japan and brought his PS2 with a ton of games, including Dokapon Kingdom. He didn't even know much about it, since he never had anyone to play it with. So of course, we decided to try it out one weekend.
    I don't remember the npc's name. All I remember is what we called him Punch Wizard. He had pink robes and never cast a single spell. All he did was punch people. And he punched them hard, since every skill point he got went into attack.
    Punch Wizard was merciless. If he set his eyes on you, he would hit you. There was nothing that could stop his reign of terror, even with three nerds trying our hardest to team up against him. But then the in fighting began and we never stood a chance.

    • @Seinglede
      @Seinglede 8 дней назад +34

      The devil has many faces and names. Perhaps in one game he is Kathy. In another, he is the Punch Wizard. But he is there. Always. Watching, waiting, scheming. He is omnipresent and inevitable.

    • @litda
      @litda 8 дней назад +16

      Punch Wizard is a terrifying name.

    • @nackskott12
      @nackskott12 7 дней назад +14

      You were the minor villians in Punch Wizard's shounen manga.

  • @Shonen_Hero
    @Shonen_Hero 8 дней назад +498

    I'm not skipping to the end, I'm chewing on this episode the whole way through baby. I've waited weeks for this. MAY KATHY EVER REIGN

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma 8 дней назад +28

      Team Gabrielle! LET'S GO GABBY!

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 8 дней назад +33

      The Final Gamer is dead, long live the Final Gamer.

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 8 дней назад +25

      Kathy is so yesterday, team Lose10Pounds all the way

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs 8 дней назад +5

      Woolie don’t know what he messing wit

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 6 дней назад +5

      “May Kathy take the world. MAY KATHY. TAKE. THE WORLD!!!”

  • @v-1nce
    @v-1nce 8 дней назад +87

    2:51:06 Woolie stops laughing abruptly, eyes centering on the camera while slowly reaching a hand to the top of his head. He begins to pull, and with the sound of a zipper his visage slumps away. Fear turns to paralysis as an impossible face comes into focus, and the next stage of Kathy's plan begins...

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava День назад

      Are you a Super Eyepatch Wolf ghost writer??

  • @RetroDragonfly
    @RetroDragonfly 8 дней назад +37

    2:29:21 the synced up "THIS IS INSANE" is hilarious

  • @ErroneousNickname
    @ErroneousNickname 8 дней назад +80

    Important to note: Cathy lost on purpose because she was respawning at the temple closest to Rico Jr in the Casino Cave, getting past the forest and several areas. The final gamer always has a plan indeed.

  • @CaptainKreepingDeath
    @CaptainKreepingDeath 8 дней назад +126

    John: "Are you ever in one of those scenarios where, you know, you express a love or affection for something and someone around you - for whatever reason - needs to explain to you why it isn't actually that good?"
    Woolie: [visibly fidgeting, trying desperately not to scream Pat's name in to the mic]

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 8 дней назад +6

      That’s why I’ve just stopped trying to talk about myself in public. It keeps happening with a curious regularity.

    • @Yohoat
      @Yohoat 8 дней назад +13

      ​@@nicholaspeters9919very curious what media you consume lmao

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 7 дней назад +2

      @@Yohoat In a word, “eclectic”. For instance, I prefer the Hellboy movie from 2019 over the other adaptations of the comic. I actually LIKE Batman and Robin from ‘94 (along with a lot of movies deemed “terrible” by the general Internet populace), a lot of my favorite music is comedy novelty songs or slightly obscure metal bands, I enjoyed kid’s cartoons on PBS well into my mid to late teens during sick days from school, and I have a near complete collection of old Garfield volumes lying around somewhere.
      So by dint of the sheer size of my likes or me just being unlucky enough to be around people who are more outwardly rude with their opinions, I’ve dealt with more than a couple raised eyebrows and a few scattered insults on by behalf over the course of my near 29 years living.

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@nicholaspeters9919 That sounds pretty normal compared to what it could be.
      I mean, im pretty sure we have modern day muppets & seasame street fans who arent kids. Liking obscure metal bands isnt anything crazy either. (I've no feelings on batman & robin 94 personally.)
      Sounds like you've just been unlucky.

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava День назад

      You mean trying not to scream REGGIE FFS

  • @dzeko236
    @dzeko236 8 дней назад +46

    How dare Woolie try to issue a bullshit combo breaker against John. Truly, Woolie is the villain of versus wolves lol

    • @IamPussy
      @IamPussy 8 дней назад +2

      Yeaaa he doesnt know what a combo breaker is apparently

    • @vcom741
      @vcom741 День назад +1

      Counter point: John counter broke Inscryption, but he did not finish the game. Hell he himself said that: “Oh I thought I experienced all the game had, but I am actually shocked at Ch 3’s twists, I should’ve finished it”

  • @SmackyduhFrog
    @SmackyduhFrog 8 дней назад +151

    Y'know, we keep saying John is the villain of this podcast, but it sure is weird how the bottom half of the "Pantheon of Greatness" is all stuff WOOLIE recommended to him.

    • @jubjubwantrubrub
      @jubjubwantrubrub 8 дней назад +46

      Tbf "missing a fighting game tournament" was entirely John's own fault and "competing in a fighting game tournament" probably would've ended up higher on the list

    • @Aikaosu
      @Aikaosu 7 дней назад +16

      Woolie's favorite thing is not fighting games necessarily. That is just the best way he's able to interact with it in a video game. His favorite thing is competition. This podcast is a competition. For what? I got no idea.

    • @Rald623S
      @Rald623S 7 дней назад +11

      @@Aikaosu maybe Woolie will figure it out, someday

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava День назад

      Who is saying John is the heel here? Literally no one and people that are fucking wrong. Woolie might be the Anti Christ incarnate.

  • @kururusoucho
    @kururusoucho 8 дней назад +20

    I love the idea of woolie sitting down and voluntarily consuming trash media to inoculate himself against john

  • @User5770
    @User5770 8 дней назад +186

    As this video was posted, The Final Gamer is currently fighting John in another stream of Dokapon Kingdom

  • @ArthurAsterion
    @ArthurAsterion 8 дней назад +15

    "You will weep for Homecoming" is one of the coldest lines in the history of this podcast. Bravo, John, you've done it.

    • @ArthurAsterion
      @ArthurAsterion 8 дней назад +1

      Damn, the double switch in the end was fantastic, for a second I really believed Woolie foresaw this.

  • @Very_Hard_CPU_DK
    @Very_Hard_CPU_DK 8 дней назад +59

    Johns breakdown at the recommend ir die segment is divine, ace attorney killer level shit as he declares that he isnt the bad guy

  • @populatethemoon
    @populatethemoon 8 дней назад +22

    2:24:10 Woolie Madden knew he could not play Terror And Starvation, so instead of reflecting on himself, he blames the wolf.

  • @ellpoyohlokoh
    @ellpoyohlokoh 8 дней назад +50

    My first playthrough of Dokapon was with my two best buddies in college. I remember several sessions had to end early because of how angry someone would get due to being completely destroyed by someone. I spent several turns going through a dungeon and got a special weapon perfect for my class, but I was forced to land on a blank space on the last turn of my friend's darkling run and, with the most vile grin on his face, he crossed half the world to kill me and destroy my weapon. That was the end of the session that night, I was FUMING. It took us the entire summer to finish the game, and ill never forget the experience, specifically my "friend's" grin that still shows up in my nightmares.

    • @Shadowlily1112
      @Shadowlily1112 7 дней назад

      Are you still friends?

    • @ellpoyohlokoh
      @ellpoyohlokoh 7 дней назад +5

      @@Shadowlily1112 oh yeah, friends for life even though he moved several states away for a job. It's just that devilish grin that I didn't think possible of him. I saw a part of his soul that none of us thought existed haha

  • @SeelkadoomandJokic00
    @SeelkadoomandJokic00 8 дней назад +90

    The sound of cops in the back as Dokapon Kingdom is mentioned. Perfect 👌.

    • @nachohangover5104
      @nachohangover5104 8 дней назад

      They're just arriving ahead of time for the inevitable attempted murders wherever the game appears.

  • @nailwind
    @nailwind 8 дней назад +43

    Woolie not knowing about the Idea of Evil chapter blew me away. holy shit

  • @pierrotrogers
    @pierrotrogers 8 дней назад +25

    Every single episode of this podcast feels like John's villain origin story

  • @mysterious-individual
    @mysterious-individual 8 дней назад +48

    Guys I fear I shall develop a serious heart condition listening to these fellow nerds attempt to tear eachother to shreds.

  • @AS-lf7rg
    @AS-lf7rg 8 дней назад +27

    After hearing John’s recommendation, I can completely understand the support for Kathy, the true hero.

  • @ryanmartiliano2601
    @ryanmartiliano2601 8 дней назад +21

    3:06:51 screaming, "THIS ISN'T A VILLAIN THING" at the top of your lungs is such a John villian moment

  • @BigBoyFargo
    @BigBoyFargo 8 дней назад +66

    Its crazy that John FINALLY recommended Woolie to play Scrimblo Bimblo after all this time.

  • @mechavarice
    @mechavarice 8 дней назад +16

    John, “WHAT? NO! HOW?!?!” is literally the thing a villain says before the big attack from a shonen protag…

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 8 дней назад +26

    John unleashed his strike, then Woolie countered and thought he was winning, then John countered the counter.

  • @purplexeno819
    @purplexeno819 8 дней назад +95

    I'm so excited to hear John regale Woolie with the Ballad of Kathy, his mortal enemy.

  • @StanNotSoSaint
    @StanNotSoSaint 8 дней назад +29

    Start of the podcast: should we box, or should we roll?
    Half a year later: FUCK IT WE DOKAPON

  • @cB-sr9kd
    @cB-sr9kd 8 дней назад +21

    Every new episode of Versus Crawfish is a treat.

  • @Erekt0
    @Erekt0 7 дней назад +12

    I love how this podcast is just woolie slowly turning john into Griffith

  • @ajbyrne3254
    @ajbyrne3254 8 дней назад +30

    The best way to tell that you are a heel is inisisting that you are not a heel

  • @zazriel7302
    @zazriel7302 8 дней назад +169

    John: I am NOT the villain of this podcast I am just misrepresented!
    Also John: Watch Silent Hill Ascension!!

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 8 дней назад +47

      In his defense, he spared Woolie for Omikron and had just been put through Dokapon

    • @DoctorHam
      @DoctorHam 8 дней назад +63

      Nah I'm with SEW on this one, one bad recommendation is maybe fair play but woolie pushed that button TWICE and deserves to get punched back.

    • @Pabzooloo
      @Pabzooloo 8 дней назад +6

      @@DoctorHam It's called a receipt in the business, brotherrrrrrr

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 7 дней назад +12

      Honestly, omikron looked absolutely like a miserable piece of trash fire. Nothing is worse than confusing level layouts coupled with awkward controls, extremely outdated and _bad_ RPG mechanics and inventory systems from that era of transitioning to 3D, and then you have David Cage's creepy... everything on top of it. At least Ascension is in that kind of "it's so bad it's funny", and you can be kind of fascinated by how this thing even exists or what it was ever meant to accomplish. And best of all is you don't even have to play it, you just have to watch it.

    • @trekie140
      @trekie140 7 дней назад +12

      All John is doing is sharing the suffering he already inflicted on himself and Woolie is so scared of it he tried to bluff a combo breaker! Maybe someone needs to get dragged off his high horse.

  • @m.hiroshisutherland3035
    @m.hiroshisutherland3035 8 дней назад +16

    Best ending to date! Woolie, I wanted to have your back after "A Combo Breaker? HERE?", truly a beautiful moment.
    But to hear you say "pretty much the first episode", that's no Combo Breaker. Clever play, not fully executed though...
    And John, you both can be the villains! One does not exclude the other.
    Appreciate the work from you two so much! Thank you for another fantastic episode!

    • @kennethyu3950
      @kennethyu3950 8 дней назад +5

      The postcredits scene hit so, so goddamn hard

  • @Ellievsgod
    @Ellievsgod 8 дней назад +27

    COMBO RESURRECTION HOLY SHIT woolie should have known THAT THE FINAL GAMER ALWAYS HAS A PLAN!

  • @ArvelDreth
    @ArvelDreth 8 дней назад +32

    John is right that Woolie made the Fear and Hunger challenge so much harder on himself. He never told him to beat the game.

    • @therealjohnrenzi1817
      @therealjohnrenzi1817 7 дней назад +26

      Also notable is that Woolie, instead of doing multiple runs to try out different characters/tactics/routes and figure things out, essentially brute forced it on what i believe was only his second attempt. I believe the comment was "Jon played F&H like Griffith, Woolie played it like Guts."

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 7 дней назад +2

      @@therealjohnrenzi1817 and still seemingly blames John for his own choices lol

  • @sleepiestalex
    @sleepiestalex 8 дней назад +22

    This show is such an event for me each month
    I'm half expecting one episode to have John in a sweater, then at R.O.D. he takes it off to reveal he's been in a suit.

    • @jubjubwantrubrub
      @jubjubwantrubrub 8 дней назад +2

      One of these days one of them is showing up to record the podcast in his birthday suit and we're all just gonna have to be ok with that

  • @DoctorHam
    @DoctorHam 8 дней назад +30

    3:13:50 GOD I lost when Woolie had to fess up to watching it on John's STREAM VOD lmao go enjoy the Merging Ceremony!

    • @pirdbussy2815
      @pirdbussy2815 5 дней назад

      Yeaa why would one episode be enough? Also cant you make your own choices?

  • @williampounds5191
    @williampounds5191 8 дней назад +20

    WOOLIE THOUGHT THAT FRAUD ASS COMBO BREAKER 1 EPISDOE WAS GONNA FLY

  • @denstruction
    @denstruction 8 дней назад +33

    in regards to john being baffled that he's the villain of this podcast despite only recommending good things and being met with the answer that he's the villain cause he's john, obviously the more nuanced answer is he threatens and he villain monologues. however i will give john this woolie is also a villain, it's just that john is a super villain. so to bring it up to a hunter x hunter comparison it's like john is hisoka while woolie is tonpa.
    but as has become evident as of last month's podcast and this month's podcast john has unkowingly performed a nen initiation in more ways than just showing woolie nen in hunter x hunter, he has awakened the seed of super villainy inside of woolie aswell.
    there are no more heroes it's kill or be killed

  • @crybirb
    @crybirb 8 дней назад +39

    Remember that Homecoming was the game that broke Matt to a point Pat had to do an almost solo rest of the playthrough.

  • @Graysett
    @Graysett 8 дней назад +35

    Dokapon Kingdom is simply Mario Party X Munchkin.
    That's why it's the best "board" game ever made.

  • @redghosts13
    @redghosts13 7 дней назад +7

    Watching versus wolves is like watching a negotiation where both parties keep placing guns on the table to intimidate the other party.

  • @suugoi
    @suugoi 8 дней назад +15

    LoGH is fantastic, HoboCrawfish is in for a treat. Will be interesting to hear next podcast. Meanwhile, will wait for next Kathy stream.

  • @TheMexRAGE
    @TheMexRAGE 8 дней назад +31

    A multiplayer marathon pokapon match should become the next charity marathon

  • @TheTrueRandomGamer
    @TheTrueRandomGamer 8 дней назад +92

    One more big comment so I can gush about the morning dew monologue:
    Appreciate the symbolic gravity of what Griffith is saying here. How closely tied his character is with the nature of dreams and desires. The story is essentially telling us that his true self, the innocent child, is a state he wants to return to above all else. To embrace the familiar warmth of Guts and Casca through the moonlight boy.
    But it's too late. He failed to recognize or admit to himself what they meant to him at the Eclipse and is now forever barred from achieving his real dream. It's a mirage. A fleeting sensation felt vicariously instead of with his own flesh and blood.
    He has the kingdom he sought and all it's brought him is profound loneliness. Itself barely felt before giving way to nothing. A final tear. A frozen heart.
    It's just...so fucking tragic and humanizing for such a monstrous character. Miura was iconic and beautiful until the very end. Going from that to Isidro gassing up Serpico because he jumped over a railing is partially why I got fed up with Sandworms of Berk.

  • @Edward-L
    @Edward-L 8 дней назад +20

    Cant wait to see John returning as the prince of Death next podcast after getting his soul slayn by Destined Covid.

  • @lostinparadi3e
    @lostinparadi3e 8 дней назад +13

    Glad to see the PVP podcast format is still going strong.

  • @FoxhoundIbby
    @FoxhoundIbby 8 дней назад +266

    This episode's sponsored entirely by Kathy.

    • @grandobsidian
      @grandobsidian 8 дней назад +33

      Using the money she stole from John

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 8 дней назад +31

      @@grandobsidianImplying the money ever truly belonged to John.

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 8 дней назад +24

      ​@@grandobsidianthat was always Kathy's money, John was just holding on to it for her

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC 8 дней назад

      Kathy is the best main gamer and this jo*n isn't even famous at anything. Did he make a video about Wrestling, Hunter X Hunter, Dragon Ball, The Fall of Bleach and it's sequel 4 years later or Fear and Hungry and even fake videos game.
      Nobody knows anything about this Fake Eyepatch Dog anyway and he seems to love Garfield and thinks the latest movie is amazing LoL.
      Queen Kathy shall destroy this FAKE Final Gamer in Dokapon Kingdom

    • @Broketheair
      @Broketheair 8 дней назад +13

      I can't believe she paid John's debts, resurrected herself from the dead twice, and could still sponsor this podcast.

  • @EddieDean1
    @EddieDean1 8 дней назад +81

    johns friend is like finding a shiny pokemon in real life

  • @Loffeleif
    @Loffeleif 8 дней назад +179

    John spent 10 full minutes villain monologuing his way to a combo breaker lmfao

    • @conelybiscuit4985
      @conelybiscuit4985 8 дней назад +93

      only for John's combo to re-form like the T-1000

    • @FaelumbreProject
      @FaelumbreProject 8 дней назад +35

      his first mistake was assuming there even were a hero and a villain in this podcast; there is a sadist and a masochist beating each other up with media, and unfortunately for him, Woolie is the latter
      (and full disclaimer before anyone starts replying weird stuff, no I don't mean that way, I just mean Woolie thrives off of cringe)

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 8 дней назад +24

      ​@@FaelumbreProjectI mean he is a prowrestling guy. If there's a heel, there's gotta be a face. And there's no denying that John is a heel. He is just of delusional kind who think he's not

    • @jetteyes2064
      @jetteyes2064 8 дней назад +22

      @@StanNotSoSaint Imma be honest though, both of these guys are heels

    • @StanNotSoSaint
      @StanNotSoSaint 8 дней назад +18

      @@jetteyes2064 yeah. But John just outheels Woolie. By a lot. So it's not like Woolie's a face, it's just John is heeling harder =ъ

  • @Darlith92
    @Darlith92 8 дней назад +6

    HOW DOES THIS PODCAST GET MORE ENTERTAINING EVERY TIME?

  • @FLFL-Cookays
    @FLFL-Cookays 8 дней назад +29

    Oh Hey a new episode of Versus Crawfish! I've been waiting for this!

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 8 дней назад +32

    I’m only part of the way in and I can truly say I would protect Philippe with my life. I hope he’s living his best existence.
    Edit: a valiant battle, almost a worthy foe to Kathy. You are a noble warrior indeed, Hobo Crawfish!

  • @BuildABarns
    @BuildABarns 3 дня назад +5

    John’s whole hearted belief that he is just and and righteous is what makes him a great villain.

  • @way2creative
    @way2creative 8 дней назад +7

    "I AM NOT THE VILLAIN" John exclaimed almost frothing at the mouth. He stared frenzied at his 'so called' friend as he wipes the saliva away from his lips like a hungry beast.

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 8 дней назад +16

    I feel betrayed that they're not both wearing suits.😂

  • @Wiffernubbin
    @Wiffernubbin 8 дней назад +12

    2:29:20 Woolie and Past John say this is insane at the same time

  • @void8339
    @void8339 8 дней назад +18

    I hope this Podcast never ends

    • @ballerswagbro9k611
      @ballerswagbro9k611 8 дней назад +2

      Oh, it will.....probably in blood 🤣

    • @yanet5906
      @yanet5906 8 дней назад +4

      they have guaranteed that it will continue until John or woolie are dead
      so like 3 more episodes?

  • @crimsonECH1DNA
    @crimsonECH1DNA 8 дней назад +14

    2:29:48
    Kathy: Stand proud HoboCrawfish, you are strong.

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy 8 дней назад +19

    Katherine the Great aka Kathy shall take back the land that rightfully belongs to her after Gabrielle "Grifith" The Witch abandons her humanity and Steve "Chill" The Warrior just vibes. And then we have John "The Worst" Eyepatchwolf trying to survive.

    • @gmkgoat
      @gmkgoat 8 дней назад +1

      Eyepatchwolf? Did you mean Hobocrawfish?

  • @chero666
    @chero666 8 дней назад +37

    John’s friend sound like someone who started played DMC at the reboot.

    • @onhillsgaming
      @onhillsgaming 6 дней назад +2

      Damn I feel called out

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 дня назад

      It wasn't a bad game, just an offensive experience. But not actually bad to play.

    • @Yohoat
      @Yohoat 3 дня назад

      @@fluidthought42 What does this even mean lol

  • @jasongarrett768
    @jasongarrett768 8 дней назад +16

    Puck is the absolute MVP for me. He carried me through the Black Swordsman and Lost Children arcs where I almost put the series down for good. I never would have gotten into or out of Golden Age without him.

  • @The1Goby
    @The1Goby 8 дней назад +16

    You're telling me that Woolie The Liar (stealer of pies) would be the first to try and decieve us like this?!?!
    SHAME!!!

  • @taikan5
    @taikan5 8 дней назад +90

    I can't believe Woolie recommended Omikron AGAIN! 😱
    What a mad lad.

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 8 дней назад +13

      When Johnn is pointing the same gun at Woolie

    • @strangewigglytuff
      @strangewigglytuff 8 дней назад +9

      havent seen this episode yet but unironically after hearing about johns turmoil i kinda want to see woolie get a taste of his own medicine. like im shocked wolves versus is even still around, its only a matter of time before woolie repents

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 8 дней назад +10

    2:07:33 Minh: "It's not always about the money, Woolie."

  • @ryanbagley3293
    @ryanbagley3293 6 дней назад +5

    I can’t believe Woolie sat at the end of that hallway like Hisoka telling John he can’t play dokapon with the big boys till he can see the nen. Must have been watching those clips from John’s adventure hitting a mad glowing ‘shwing’ as the fruit was ripening before his eyes

  • @possumlodge5368
    @possumlodge5368 8 дней назад +7

    I grew up consuming (and still do) a lot of what I guess could be precieved as negative media. Stuff with dark tones or a lot of self deprecation. Lots of punk rock and the like. As I grow older I really appreciate Puck more and more. Its easy to get bogged down in a certain mindset if thats all thats presented to you or you expose yourself to. We need a reminder that not everything is so bleak and Puck is the embodiment of that.
    Fucking love that little bug.

  • @TheYouwiththeface
    @TheYouwiththeface 8 дней назад +6

    "Did this suggestion change after Dokapon?" Oh Woolie a lot of things changed after Dokapon almost like a Hawk of Light bringing a new dawn

  • @benbboyer
    @benbboyer 8 дней назад +3

    2:29:21 woolie and recorded john saying "this is insane!" in perfect synchro is amazing

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 7 дней назад +4

    I have no idea why I thought it was a good idea to fall asleep to this podcast.
    I was woken up by two grown men yelling about combos

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet 8 дней назад +40

    Last episode I commented that if my calculations were not too far off, this episode would fall near my birthday, but I didn't expect it to nail it. Couldn't have wished for a better birthday present from two grown men who have never met me.

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 7 дней назад +2

    2:29:20 the simultaneous "this is INSANE" between past John and present Wooly goes SO HARD

  • @fjardim14
    @fjardim14 8 дней назад +5

    "To the merging ritual"
    We are so on.

  • @ReelPodcasts
    @ReelPodcasts 8 дней назад +17

    Having been watching Jon's streams. Kathy is the MVP of the month :P. Lol in all seriousness as always this pod is always my favorite part of the end of the month.

  • @MrSandMan961
    @MrSandMan961 8 дней назад +32

    Having Woolie reference C- and C+ scaling is really wild cause I've been rewatching the Dark Souls LP while going through it myself and that playthough is 7 years old and it still makes Woolie upset lmao.

  • @yanet5906
    @yanet5906 3 дня назад +4

    "I'm not a villain! I'm not a villain!" I continue to insist as i slowly recite my shonen antagonist monologue

  • @foggy8298
    @foggy8298 8 дней назад +19

    3:11:55 Classic Crawfish; pathetic and spiteful, failing once more. Praise to our Goddess Kathy.

  • @AbyssalPabor
    @AbyssalPabor 8 дней назад +7

    Versus Crawfish is such a great podcast

  • @AurasFeel
    @AurasFeel 8 дней назад +13

    Callin it, John's giving Omikron back to Woolie in retaliation for what has been done.
    Edit: aw SWEET it gets even crazier

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 8 дней назад +3

      Hehe, he somehow found a way to go lower than that potentially

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat 8 дней назад +26

    I’ve been waiting for this episode since the moment I finished the last one. John’s Dokapon streams were incredible. #KathySweep

  • @rodrigo3732
    @rodrigo3732 8 дней назад +6

    The same thing with Philippe and SH Homecoming happened to me and Final Fantasy XIII. Still love it.

  • @posteriorpepperoni
    @posteriorpepperoni 8 дней назад +5

    remember Woolie,🎉It's Trauma!🎉

  • @wrathofnerds
    @wrathofnerds 8 дней назад +16

    JUST CAUGHT UP ON JOHHN'S DOCAPN STREAMS TODAY. LETS GO!!!!!

  • @inferno232
    @inferno232 8 дней назад +8

    Woolie should consider getting Kathy on the pod. I think she'd make a great Versus Wolf.

  •  8 дней назад +31

    Oh nooooo at 2:27:50 Woolie coughs, a bit of phlegm flies on his mic and it stays there for the REMAINDER OF THE PODCAST

    • @jetdude77
      @jetdude77 8 дней назад +1

      I screamed when this happened good god lmaooo

    • @PredictableEnigma
      @PredictableEnigma 8 дней назад +11

      Eh bodies are gross but we all got them

    • @crybirb
      @crybirb 8 дней назад +9

      WHY YOU HAD TO POINT THIS OUT MY DUDE

    • @waitselljones8068
      @waitselljones8068 8 дней назад +2

      You could have said nothing.

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 7 дней назад +2

      i was wondering if i was the only one who noticed that.

  • @UristMCUrist
    @UristMCUrist 8 дней назад +3

    Man this episode was a journey of highs and lows.