Brazilian jiu-jitsu vs Policenauts
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
- The Eclipse, Video Essays, Policenauts, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
Policenauts spoilers end at 2:07:50
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Versus Wolves is a podcast hosted by Eyepatch Wolf and Woolie Versus. Each month, they force each other to experience different media, and then report back on each recommendation. Hilarity/Violence ensues.
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0:00:00 INTRO
0:15:07 PATREON
0:20:20 THE ECLIPSE
0:30:44 VIDEO ESSAY STRESS
0:47:28 POLICENAUTS
02:12:45 BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU
03:28:40 NEXT RECOMMENDATIONS
Full Timestamps: docs.google.com/document/d/e/... 
Развлечения
"I will not be the Villain of this podcast!" Said John, lyingly.
Can’t believe John took off his glasses, slicked back his hair, and revealed that Woolie’s entire life has been a part of his plans.
The irony that this isn't the first time woolie has been puppeteered without knowing. John reveled his trap card to roaring applause.
😂😂
@@LarryHow The Second Bear Trap has indeed been revealed.
"It was me, Woolie! It was me *all along,* Woolie!"
Both men agree that being actively choked is preferable to Omikron.
The longest fuckin' work in human history goes to the "HxH created Eyepatch Wolf as a way of exposing Woolie to it". Almost fell over when he pulled it out
you know, he made true on that promise he made woolie that night, busted into his room in the middles of the night and instead of the gun ITS FUCKING HUNTER X HUNTER
THE LONGEST WORK... LONG TERM STORYTELLING. UNDERTAKER WHO? GOLDEN LOVERS WHO? ONLY THIS.
WORKED
EVERYONE
Worked himself right into a shoot
Calling it now: Wollie's going to make it through the entire series in secret so he can pull a combo breaker when told to watch the chimera ant arc.
This was the longest build up to a Gon in 60 Seconds episode I've ever seen.
How the Podcast started: Two friends exchanging fun stuff they want each other to experience.
How the Podcast is going: NAME YOUR TIME AND PLACE, I WILL FIGHT YOU
I'm pretty sure it started like that anyways
@@StanNotSoSaint It might've! For the first five minutes at least lol
It's hilarious 😊
@@StanNotSoSaint Started after the Omikron rec.
@@brendanb2982 I'm pretty sure snap tap or nap was mentioned before that tho...
Me before the final recommendation: "There is an alternate timeline where this podcast has already devolved into a full-on war and episodes are just three hours of John and Woolie wishing for each other's death"
Me at the end: "Nevermind, we're in that timeline, it starts next month"
I thought watching RRR as a punishment was a weird choice. Turns out it was an elaborate way to put John in a near-death scenario.
The punishment is that he must do the dance with woolie when they next meet. If that actually will happen is questionable
So far Woolie has attempted to take John's life and ruin his marriage with Policenaughts. Nothing is off-limits!!
@@Buzztimes2 and dance they will! but midway it will breakout in a jiujitsu match
shout-outs to John for actually having the wherewithal and internal discipline to hold back until the Patreon was going so that Woolie couldn't simply cancel the podcast mid-recording.
200 iq move from eyepatch wolf. Hear a youtuber opinion about an anime you like, get pissed, make a whole career as a youtuber because you're filled with cosmic levels of spite that no man has seen since god banished adam and eve from the garden, become friends with said youtuber, get him to do a podcast, deal with his bullshit of putting the bad david cage game on you, load the gun, make him do jiu-jitsu so he get bopped, then finally, make him watch the anime he shitted on again.
bravo
👏
"there are a few people listening to this and marking the fuck out"
YEAH, ME, LET'S FUCKING GO CYBERSIX
No shot
Hey, that taxi driver’s super power might be real. He even met Super Eyepatch Wolf.
That stripper must also have the same ability
Taxi driver immediately after almost killing him, “sorry but are you super eyepatch wolf?”
My main takeaway from the first 11 minutes is that John missing a fighting game tournament and the series of events that could have potentially gotten him killed that followed is still better than Omikron
in the alternate timeline, where John didn't survive that ride, Woolie is using Ouija board to ask if dying in a car accident was better than playing Omikron and they both agree it is
The ending of this episode is like watching a mega series like One Piece and it starting the arc that promises to pay off all the build up it has been doing for hundreds and hundreds of episodes. Everything led to this.
I love that John switches his headphones at the end to match his new heel persona
New?
It was like a handshake after a signing, and John still kept his grip and super-kicked Woolie. And started Steve Austin shouting “Hunter Hunter! Zoldyck Family, Heaven’s Arena!” Then while John is halfway up the ramp, Woolie makes eye contact and mouths: Eff you, John.
John did some good long-term booking.
"look at that podcast, I would eat anything off that podcast."
You didn't just call this podcast ass, did you?
"if i died it would've been your fault" wasting *no* time before the gloves come off 😂
Recommend AND die
he's not wrong though!
I low-key can't get over the tag "Command Grab James". Hype as fuck
John pronounces RRR like a seal. Woolie pronounces RRR like a small dog. These are regional differences, and both are fine.
Water dog vs land dog
Are you a dog of the land or a dog of the sea?
@@chellejohnson9789 well, we know already that woolie is a son of the hound
I just call it R3. Like how Ridge Racer Type 4 is called R4. But this one is R3. I also call VVVVVV "V6". Fuck these names.
Now I want someone to make a remix from both of them saying "RRR"
The moment Woolie said "Canadian-Japanese-Argentinian television series..." I jumped out of my chair because I knew that could only be Cybersix lmao it is very rare that we Argentinians get to share stuff with other cultures from far away like that so this weird-ass 90s show being a bridge of sorts does bring me joy.
Canadian here and Cybersix was one of my favorite shows growing up!
Cybersix was awesome! Wish it was able to continue though
American here, but when i discovered Cybersix i fell instantly in love. Marking the fuck out, get more eyes on Cybersix, lets fucking go
I saw Moebius by Gustavo Mosquera, does that count?
Genuinley surprised it took this many episodes for john to rip the mask off and reveal it was a ploy to get woolie to love hunter x hunter this whole time.
He had to wait for the patreon to start
That gun is still loaded, Woolie.
And there’s been more than one bullet the whole time.
@@enochbranard No one ever accounts for THE SECOND GUN!
The gun was the distraction from the ninja star in his pocket
@@johnrivers3813 No one expects the Throwing Pie.
@@Isosyththe *REAL* surprise is the Acme brand anvil hanging above,just offscreen
I sure hope no one makes a no context clip of John saying "I'm only interested in submitting"
I mean, from the stories he's told about his wife, is anyone particularly surprised
It went on just long enough for me to think John was not going to do it, but he finally is getting Woolie to watch “it”.
I knew it was all a long con, a genius ploy. The man has finally done it.
He hovered over the gun on the nightstand, spun around and then threw a ninja star at Woolie
My man suffered through Omikron just so Woolie would be lured into a false sense of security
The dramatic irony of the cab driver whose stand ability is that he meets celebrities, unaware he is speaking to a famous RUclips man.
That moment when Eyepatch Wolf goes into what I refer to as, 'promo mode,' you know shit's about to go down.
BRAZIL MENTIONED
YOU LAGGING NAH
Vai Corinthians
Is this a motherfreaking Brazil reference? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
SIIMMMM!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
É um momento vitorioso
I honestly think "Attending a Fighting Game Tournament" should still be some kind of honorable mention on the list, John redeemed himself the next month and is willing to atone his punishment.
If RRR ain’t going on the list then no way attending a fighting game tourney goes on
i misread the title as “BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU vs POLYAMORY” and was so so confused for a solid second
If you really think about it, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is just like polyamory
@@wumbojet”john this month you have to open your marriage” would be a wild recommend or die
@@peach_total "Fair play Woolie, this month you're going to experience divorce"
Now THAT's a next level book club recommendation
@@peach_total tbf both can involve submission
Every time they start talking about Quiet, it truly is "GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING"
And as a woman. So true guys. Glad you get it
So true. And also your bird is cute
"There is a version of this story where I did not make it out alive."
Average John Walsh Lore.
Well THAT escalated quickly XD
I feel like this is how he talks about the strip club incident, too
I'm not certain a 40mph collision would necessarily kill John in the taxi passenger seat.
_"I just like submitting"_ - Similar John lore.
Submissive and Breedable
eyepatchwolf getting PTSD from those fake martial artist videos he saw and was like, "I need to make sure my boy is going to a legit one and not one of those fake martial artists that scam you."
Oh, do you mean something similar to those self defense classes where they only train you for a very specific scenario that only works if the opponent is not moving?
@@johnrivers3813 Oh if you haven't seen his video on Fake martial arts, it's fuckin so good and it goes so deep, like government conspiracy deep, give it a watch.
@@johnrivers3813 that and also the ones that are like, "I can knock this person down using the power of my mind!"
@@itselguapooh lord
Eyepatchwolf would die from not being able to voice his concern to a stranger lmao
John: Gosh I'm awfully concerned about this fella chugging a whole bottle of Jack Daniels and juggling chainsaws in front of me but I don't want to be *rude* and say anything...
He's afraid of the notions if he says anything @@Owesomasaurus
@@lifeiscrap103are notions better or worse than Omikron?
10:46 John: You making me watch RRR almost got me killed.
Woolie: REVERSE CARDO OPEN! MIRROR FORCE!
Best cross counter Woolie pulled off yet 😂
I CAN'T BELIEVE JOHN USED THAT CARD THIS EARLY!!!
Woolie will have to watch more because John has silently revealed he can make Woolie go all the way to the chimera ant arc
i can't believe it took him this long honestly, but at the same time it did still catch me by surprise
He waited just long enough for the Patreon to go up, he’s been planning it the whole time
“Do you remember the time Woolie killed that guy?” almost Crazy Talked its way into our timeline for real. 😂
Considering that John isn’t dead and Crazy talk manipulates reality to make Pat wrong… did crazy talk save John’s life?
That ending, god damn Eye Patch.
A+
Gon in 60 Seconds season 3! Let's go, baby!
But will Woolie actually go and take the punishment instead lol
you mean season 4
Jonathan loading his gun and shooting 200 dudes in the lobby may as well have "See You, Space Cowboy" playing over it as far as I'm concerned.
Episode 5 and we're already at Near Death Experiences.
Buddy, we were there by episode 2, quite literally since that’s the catalyst for John’s experience
Its nice that John's introduced Woolie to BJs in the park
Episode 1 'we have a book club'
Episode 20 ' official weigh ins and presser'
Regarding the eclipse, the webcomic xkcd has a quote I think explains it pretty well (that I'm paraphrasing here): a partial eclipse looks like a really cool sunset. A total eclipse looks like the sky broke.
Yes, exactly, it is *wild*.
It's so delightful to see John go from understanding and defensive to protect Woolie from the comments to unmitigated excitement once the story got to the right part.
These episodes feel like a reward for getting through the month. Thank you both
WE ARE SO BACK
YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME
John the Berserk fan has not seen a Solar Eclipse
If you're a Berserk fan it's always one of 2:
- ZOMG Eclipse! (Screams Griffith!)
or
- SPARE ME (Inherent fear)
Next chapter of the most battle manga headass podcast on the planet just dropped lets GOOOOOO
with the craziest cliffhanger to end the chapter
Deejus watches eyepatch wolf insanely based
@@biggreenmantis5639 Peak
God, John just fucking cheering as Woolie goes back for round 2 is just the most wholesome thing.
I think Woolie should watch it all just as a joke to get back at John.
Great episode guys.
You underestimate how stubborn Woolie can be when he feels like people are forcing him to do things
I started jiujistu a year and a half ago thanks to John. Thanks again John. My version of a parasocial relationship is wanting to try and not get thrown by your collar drag.
The totality of the Eclipse had me genuinely speechless tight chested in awe, it was crazy. You can totally understand how ancient peoples went fucking NUTS when it happened. 4pm on a day in the mid-70s getting as dark as midnight and you can feel the temperature drop around you, it was crazy as it crept across the sun too because it didn't just get darker out, it was like looking at everything through a filter. It was basically a three minute experience on what would happen if the sun went out.
clearly the podcast ends in a respectful death battle. and every episode is the story leading up to it. its the episode 1 hook.
Regarding John's reccomendation. to quote woolie, "It's a long game!"
"Why do you people listen?" John asks. I watch to learn about things I knew nothing about and maybe I can sample them myself. I also watch for the satisfaction of seeing Omikron drop lower and lower in rank until there is nothing left and it is at the bottom of all things where it belongs.
Woolie needs to get back at John by recommending Silent Hill Ascension. Omikron is a fucking masterpiece in comparison, and you don't even have to *play* Ascension.
opening every episode by skipping to the end hoping to finally see it happen. and i did. its here. its so real lmfao.
Woolie is so mad, but he can’t not have expected it to eventually come
GET IT JOHN. PIN HIM TO THE MAT. HE THREW OMIKRON AT YOU, YOU GOTTA THROW HANDS
How do people even listen to less real podcasts?
This is the realest shit and it ain't even close.
"if i die it would have been your fault" LEGENDARY
I may have Canadian kid nostalgia for the first rec, BUT I AM POPPING OFF SO HARD AT THE SECOND.
THE LONG CON HAS BEEN REVEALED, AND HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. THE GUN WAS UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS THE WHOLE TIME.
It JUST hit me that this podcast is SEW tricking us all into watching wrestling. He is painting himself as a heel, this entire podcast is one long promo, and now Woolie has been taught how to fight. It's only a matter of time, folks.
Genuinely surprised that John hasn't reccomended any wrestling stuff yet
DAMN! That taxi driver will meet some dead celebrities if he doesn't get his shit together.
2:53:07 This is part of why I love this pod. You can tell there’s a real love and passion for what they do. The excitement on John’s face was contagious!
God damn does the discussion of John’s video essay HIT as an artist. Burnout and dealing with the emotional state with the finished product of months of work is brutal.
Just wanted to let you know John that your latest video on fake games was astounding and even got my wife moving from listening over the shoulder to have a passionate discussion about the topic after the video was done. Take your time on any project, I'll always be excited to see it.
These podcast uploads keep getting earlier and earlier, eventually the planetary orbit of Versus Wolves will give us an extra month.
at about 45:00 Woolie mentions a concept he calls "insider art." A brief correction: it's actually called "outsider art" and it's largely made up of people who never got formal training in the arts creating either for themselves or with aspirations of eventually being recognized. There's actually quite a few video essays on outsider artist figures, and it spans everything from hobbyists who just enjoy the craft occasionally to people creating sprawling works that rival the scope and scale of a Tolkien story
It's a fascinating group of artists to look into and the works that come out of that group are genuinely some of the most innovative and thought provoking, especially for "classically trained" artists who get to appreciate the art as a puzzle and tease out the how and why they did what they did
As Finnish I am qualified to judge that that was a nice rolling R Woolie
Actually yeah, sounds like a real thing 👍
woooow this was the most elaborate GON in 60 seconds season yet.
The way John Kubrick Stares into the camera is chilling. The face of a man who has waited nearly a decade for this moment.
10:15 Woolie putting his training in L.A Noire to good use
"Did you appreciate getting choked to near-unconsciousness more than Vinland Saga Season 1?"
I love this podcast so much
Episode 5: Jon delves into Kojima's mind after a near-death experience while Woolie realizes his life has devolved into being asked if starting a new martial art is better than Omikron.
Next time: Woolie shares one of the many odd things that happened in his childhood, and Jon decides to bring things full circle. Again.
"At some point, *we will fight*" I have never been more hype for anything in my life than the "Versus Wolves combat club special"
John was so intense watching those fights, and james was a fucking champ man
My favorite podcast keeps getting longer each episode and I love it
Soon we will approach CSB's 5-6 hour runtime
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BREAD OF THE SPIDERQUEEN?
Genuinely, was just DESPERATELY looking for something to listen to while I did the chores I've been putting off. GODSEND. I'm excited :)
Love John making himself the heel to woolies face, very entertaining
This is probably the best podcast/ seinen political drama I've ever seen
Taking a break and coming back to a project with fresh eyes is such an invaluable piece of advice. I don't know how many times I've been working on a project and thought "this is garbage," but after taking a day or two away I look at it again and am impressed with what I managed to put together.
ARGENTINIAN COMIC BOOKS IM POPPING THE FUCK OFF LET'S GOOOOO
Speaking of anxiety, I remember reading something on the lines of "anxiety is built up energy" and it makes a lot of sense especially when I feel so much relief from it when I really push myself physically.
Exercise doesn't fix everything, but it suuuure does help
@@PredictableEnigmayeah it helps when you're struggling to get out of the spiral but it doesn't stop whatever that triggers it.
"The only reason I recommended you jiu jitsu is because I wanted to last longer than 30 seconds."
Man, I am so excited to see John and Woolie fu-
Fight. To fight.
That "fuck you John" had me dying....it all came to this😂
I was just listening to the anarchy reigns+madworld OSTs right before this so that music was an awesome surprise! Super proud of woolie, that whole segment was awesome to watch
THE CALL BACK OF A FUCKING LIFETIME
Hell yeah, I really hope John likes what Woolie recommended to him. It's a sick show and I'm so happy we're going to be talking about it and introducing it to many new people.
That heel turn at the end tho 😂
My fucking sides hurt from laughing. Johns choice is just.... god it's perfect.
1:29:30 MMA fighter Georges St-Pierre actually talked one time about having a guy who would use framedata from MMA fights to measure his opponent's reaction times so he'd have that going into the fight
Dude WOOLIE!. Incredible progress on your weight loss man! You look incredible! Rarely get to see a full body shot of you. Looking good! From a long-time lurker of your content.
What's so funny is that I went back to the original time Woolie shit talked HxH and it was in service of making the point of "It's okay if people you like don't like the things you do"
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU MENTIONED CYBERSIX!
Got the main theme permanently stuck in a cycle going through my brain since 2005
I keep forgetting John has son of Sparda hair nowadays. I still have the dark hair John in mind
He started as Guts. He's Griffith now.
@@pious83I don’t like that, Raymond.
@@TheShockVox Nor did Brian and Niamh...
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I GO BLIND LOOKIN AT THE ECLIPSE, I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
Watching the old Best Friends Let's Play of Policenauts in its chaotic entirety and then listening to this podcast was a whoooooole experience
Watching this again after finally seeing gon in 60 seconds and WOW. That ending is PHENOMENAL
I swear I thought John was gearing up to say “Homestuck” at the end there
9:40 this is quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts