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I am so thrilled that Woolie also punches everything in Elden Ring. It's easily my favorite way to play FromSoftware games when possible.

2:29:20 the synced "This is insane", truly THE podcast of all time.

When John talked about his friend discovering Silent Hill, and Ascension was suspiciously absent from the conversation, I knew what was coming already.

"I AM NOT THE VILLAIN!" he screamed, villainously and full of villainy.

I don't think there's anything to call what Woolie tried to do but Stolen Valor. John is out there doing truly cursed work so we don't have to, and woolie claimed that just by watching him do that work for a little bit he'd experienced the same thing. For SHAME sir!

How is this “John“ the EvilSuperHoboCrawfish is talking about?

I am here right now because of Woolie, Reggie and Minh's playthrough of Dokapon Kingdom and Journey. I can not fully express how much I enjoyed watching those full playthroughs. It's always shocking to me how little Dokapon is played by streamers/youtubers, considering that Dokapon is the greatest game crafted by mortal hands lol. I have been glued to my seat watching John's playthrough and am delighted beyond words that you are going to continue. I hope you embrace the spirit of Dokapon and thrash Kathy as she so rightly deserves.

thanks for mentioning mouse generation, you don't see those everyday!

Lmao. John killing these promos!

Hobo Crawfish made me laugh so hard

Would this have been the perfect moment to use a "Counter Breaker!" sound cue? Also, the Omikron gun remains loaded and there's no way in hell Woolie went back to cover his base with that one...right?

That's Snatcher.

Yeah, John likes being the villain.

52:00 Didn't even realise that Guts was reaching out to kill at that point.

17:17 They're hot, but not fetishy. Beautiful, but not in a dehumanizing way. Goldilocks' perfect porridge

The HunterxHunter revelation that Woolie experienced is extra funny when you realize that Pat has been telling Woolie for years now that HunterxHunter constantly changes genre, tone and concept, and I guess Woolie just didn't listen to him at all. If he ever gets to Greed Island, he's going to be going, "Wow, I kept trying to understand how the cards were connected to Nen powers, and they aren't? I don't get it!"

The imposter syndrome section was very kathartic, big thanks from a fellow sufferer!

"So, I was talking with this taxi driver about that actress... And by the way, this is a story about me nearly dying..."

YALL PLS DONT TURN THE VIDEO OFF WHEN CREDITS ROLL

I'm an audio listener, so when Woolie mentioned John doing a jig after he won, I was kinda expecting something else. This was still pretty funny though.

Hearing Woolie's recommendation for next week gives me flashbacks of blood & salt

Pat's origin story.

3:06:50 POV: the person on the treadmill next to you just randomly started a villain dialogue about how he is not a villain.

HA HA HA LOOK AT HIM GO!

"And we! Are! Versus Crawfish!"

2:32:30 This sentence lives in my head rent-free and brings me such joy.

: I never thought in a million years we'd find someone angrier than Pat to act as the odd one to a Woolie double act. I did not count on Ireland to provide that certain someone. I probably should have.

Hobocrawfish

Code Geass is a 6/10 anime? Whatttt?! (But shitting on great anime being old while having CG as one's favourite anime is strange)

I really hate John talking about RPGs not being a thing in the West when he clearly means jRPGs. Western cRPGs were a thing, goddammit

Chaotic Evil vs Lawful Evil

The way I see it is that John is a classic Lex Luthor-type supervillain, who comes up with reasons and plans to justify hurting his enemies, and Woolie is the Joker-type who just does it for sport.

When you're such an effective heel that kissing babies and petting kittens gets you boos.

"How much of it did you watch?" John says with the cheekiest smile, like Garfield smiles before reducing John to a pathetic being of no substance.

John is called the villain because of his tone when he talks slowly

John loves to villian monologuing even when he's not being villainous. It's not helping his case is the thing.

John has transcended, becoming Super HoboCrawfish. I will join him as an acolyte, cursed to forever wander with spite and hatred.

Woolie is Morally Ambiguous.

One has plans, the other does horrific things in the moment, there are no heroes here

3:08:03 show this to a friend with no context holy shit.

WoolieVs vs HoboCrawfish Whoever loses, we win!

the bit at the end was genuinely the most perfect edit lmao