Hunter x Hunter vs Cybersix
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
- Hades 2, Hunter x Hunter Nen Impact, Cybersix, and Woolie falls deeper into the Hunter x Hunter hole.
[Apologies for the odd cuts at 38:20 and 1:22:49. We had some copyright issues with TMS in regards to some of the Cybersix footage and didn't want to risk a copyright strike fighting it or time it would take to go through the dispute process. Fortunately most of the cut bits aren't vital to the conversation, but it did mean we had to remove the section of John discussing his favorite episode (the one about a werewolf lady, obviously). If you want to hear that section in its entirety, you can go listen to the audio version. You can find it on versuswolves.libsyn.com or any podcast app like Spotify or Itunes.]
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0:00:00 INTRO
0:03:07 BATHS ARE TO FIGHT THE DEMONS
0:10:03 HADES 2
0:20:16 QUCIK FINAL FANTASY 16 THOUGHTS
0:25:32 HUNTER X HUNTER NEN IMPACT
0:34:23 CYBERSIX
01:46:07 HUNTER X HUNTER
01:52:15 THE HISTORY BEHIND THE FEUD
02:20:18 BACK TO HUNTER X HUNTER
03:21:21 RECOMMEND OR DIE 
Развлечения
Apologies for the odd cuts at 38:20 and 1:22:49. We had some copyright issues with TMS in regards to some of the Cybersix footage and didn't want to risk a copyright strike fighting it or time it would take to go through the dispute process. Fortunately most of the cut bits aren't vital to the conversation, but it did mean we had to remove the section of John discussing his favorite episode (the one about a werewolf lady, obviously). If you want to hear that section in its entirety, you can go listen to the uncut audio version, which you can find on versuswolves.libsyn.com or any podcast app like Spotify or Itunes.
don't lie, we all know those are the moments where John began screaming incoherently and wildly masturbating at the thought that HE DID IT. HE GOT WOOLIE TO WATCH IT
"John, this month i'm challenging you to get shot by a small caliber pistol."
“Alright Woolie, what are we talking here. Arm, leg, center mass, center of the head; what are doing here, buddy?”
he could tank a .22lr
“Is getting shot by a small caliber pistol rank higher than Omikron”?
@@toob46”yes i think so”
Soon
Little does John know, Woolie imbued the game cartridge with his Nen, and when he tries to play it, he'll be trapped in Dokapon Kingdom forever...
The Dokapon Island arc is gonna be wild
Ironically this is the arc that makes Woolie look the craziest for sweating so profusely over "what a hunter is"
Woolie's "but for me it was Tuesday" is one of the best uses of that line I've ever heard. Poor John.
I didn't get it, what does it mean?
@@AgenteIg a reference to m bison in the street fighter movie
@@AgenteIg It's in reference to the live action Street Fighter movie in which there's a point the main antagonist is talking to one of the maine characters and says, "The day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
Basically, Woolie is jokingly trivializing John's epic origin story down to "Yeah I barely remember doing that thing that started your entire career, but good on you!"
oh right! I heard a much darker reference; that from Samuel L Jackson in the set of Django Unchained
It fits so goddamn well since the podcast usually gets recorded on Tuesday!
Woolie looking like he's ready to go raid the Millennium tower.
Millennium*
@@blackdragoncyrus Willennium*
@@blackdragoncyrus Welp, that's what I get for being too reliant on autocorrect in my life.
He's ready to tragically fight Someya to the death
Great, another great explosion to clean up!
"What you can't hear is the sound of people losing their fucking minds right now."
This is accurate.
BRO I LEAPT OFF MY CHAIR
I cackled for awhile. I thought he was going to recommend he play it with wife and friends
@@SwaggyMcSwagFacethe3rd I physically recoiled
Shit fully lost, but I was also expecting Woolie to recommend that John play it with his wife and that would somehow result in fisticuffs during the next episode.
I am ALWAYS down for more blood pool action. I still waffle between that and the 13 Sentinels LP as the best LPs I've ever watched (definitely not because my poll got the results read on stream in a play session now lost to time).
"I like it." -Woolie
We did it, boys
I expected John to slowly fade away at that moment, as his reason for existing on this planet was finally accomplished.
"Still forcing Dokapon on you." - Also Woolie
Plot twist: Woolie's suit is just him preparing for the York New City Arc.
Nah, it's Woolie preparing John for Dokapon Kingdom.
Genuinely, if Woolie does see HxH, the 1999 OVA series of Hunter X Hunter with that Kurapika fight? Its solid.
me and by buddy we're from yorknew ciity
@@MagickGOATee the 1999 OVA is better than the 2011 show
He’s gonna bid so high on the Kurta Eyes at the Southernbees auction
Jon has peak “cmon you wouldn’t hit me I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday you wouldn’t hit a birthday boy would you?” energy at the start
That phrasing is too specific to not be a quote from something.
Or it was a "Good god man, would you just actually hit me already" kind of energy.
@@Graysett Yeah, it is, it was a tweet or whatever about how someone's small boyfriend would use lines like that to defuse shit that he'd stirred up.
@@thestic6349 every time I see that tweet I think Pat
@@Jake-yz3qv I think of Chip Cheezum, but that's largely because he's the first person I heard say that, not just because he, himself, is quite small.
The idea thay mr. Eyepatch "I can turn any video into an existencial horror narrative" Wolf can be brought to shivers with just Woolie in a suit is what makes every episode of this podcast sich a treat
What happened last week/podcast that motivated this?
@@somedudewatchintv5297 John threw down the gauntlet by making their entire friendship come full-circle with HxH and accidentally created a persona when he switched from the white to black headphones, so Woolie decided that he'd show up to the function like it was a business meeting and "put his best foot forward" to one-up John.
Super Eyepatch Wolf: How Woolie Madden BREAKS You
"What do you do to relax then?" and Woolie was attacked viciously
He took a point of Disco Elysium morale damage.
Having watched Woolie for many years, his response was exactly what I thought it would be.
"But Jon, I am Pagliacci"
Woolie: Have you ever heard of *spoiler*
John: No?!?
And that's when I knew....this was the end of John
Usually it's john pulling out the weird pocket picks but this week Woolie managed not only to throw off his whole schedule by name dropping "the view from halfway down" but also threw him a heck of a curveball. I'm not 100% sure AI was the way to go, would have preferred he make john play it with one other person, but we'll see how things turn out next month.
@@michaelbecker7288 AI in Dokapon is basically varying degrees of perfect play. John has the Catholic Guilt, which prevents him from choosing any difficulty level other than CBT, lest he feel shame from not suffering enough.
Those CPUs will meta the shit out of him unless he studies the DokaLore
1:36:57
"That's one of the most low budget things..."
John, as an argentinian I can confidently say this is one of Telefe's most high budget, high concept productions out there.
Now I'm genuinely curious about the numbers
GON IN 13259 SECONDS LET'S GOOOO
DAICHI WO FUMISHIMETE
KIMI WA MEZAMETE YUKU
I can't believe Woolie watched some Hunter X Hunter and then recommended John play Greed Island.
This comment needs more upvotes
Brilliant
Kathy is making John WISH it was Greed Island he was playing right now. 😂
John with a genuinely concerned look on his face saying, "Woolie, reused grey damage does not grow back between games" has slayed me
John looks so innocent and confused during Woolie's reccomendation.
21:00 other games turning into Devil May Cry is like when animals keep evolving into crabs independently. 🦀
Ah yes, Crycinisation.
Devil May Cry is the logical end point of video games.
Woolie hating the intro for 90s Berserk is an evil that I have come to accept, but John not liking the Pillows? I'm not ready for that.
Truly a morally grey podcast.
@@MrChocolateDinosaur evil but hot
I haven’t made it that far and this showed up. I feel betrayed
Not as egregious as John not liking DEEEEEEP IN MY HEAAART I FEEL LOVE SO ALIVE IN THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL I KNOW WE WEEK SURVIVE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm ok with woolie hating the intro but the outro is actually good. Why does he not like the outro?
Woolie dressed up for John's funeral. Gonna lead the coffin dance himself.
*Astronomia is starting to quietly play on the background*
"But for me it was Tuesday."
I think my favorite part of this show is John and Woolie struggling to yell “versus wolves”in sync at the top of each episode.
Real talk: I entered the podcast, and I thought the second Woolie would open his mouth, the “Gon in Sixty Seconds” title card was going to start up.
You should probably ONLY rank the Part of Berserk that that line includes. It makes the most amount of sense.
ATTENTION COMMENTS: There is a library of videos related to Woolie's recommendation on his own channel: the entire fucking saga is absolutely worth the watch.
*ATTENTION VERSUSNUTTERS*
Please watch Salt Party if you want to watch men tear each other apart
I skipped forward, got berated, and will now be a good boy and listen to all of it like I did with the others.
Shame!
For shame!
Thought you were fucken slick eh?
Good.
i seriously don't get this. you're skipping the good part.
WOOLIE WASNT LYING I POPPED OFF SEEING DOKAPON!!! I FUCKING SAW IT AND BURST OUT LAUGHING, THE BIT WORKED!!
God I hope at some point John at least plays a round or two with friends because it’s brutal
I was half-expecting Woolie to demand the experience be "Gather the three people you love the most and play it with them".
John got off easy.
I was hearing this the entire time he was talking about it: ruclips.net/video/q43wzP6A1CM/видео.htmlsi=XQgv3oz9N3jSw5BR
That suit was apt, Woolie went for the nuclear option 💀
Next episode he'll be in his Buc-Ee's pajamas and John will suffer an even greater guard break.
Knowing Woolie was going through the Hunter X Hunter early arcs thinking "But what's their beyblade though?!" makes so much sense.
starting to suspect woolie might be the most dangerously crazy person from the old SBF days
The true heir of the Zaibatsui no hado.
Omikron broke only 2 of the Best Friends. One was nourished, supped from David's Koopy Teats, drank deep of the Quantic Cola, and came back Changed
Woolie taking the briefcase out then saying “it’s business” was the coldest move lol
Cybersix and Data 7 standing next to each other is just Kiki’s delivery service turned up to 11
Actually 6+7=13, not 11
1:56:11
Woolie murders John and then police sirens start going off within minutes.
That's a fast response time.
It was pretty brutal
I see woolie plans to punish john every time he reccommends hxh. Didnt expect him to drop the nuke so early
God damn, the longer that Cybersix section went on the more landmines it felt like stepping on, what a fuckin' journey
It really made me want to watch the show... And steer clear of the comics, kinda...
@@BlackLynx4607a It made me want to read the comics. The insanity those pages must contain.
It really made me want to watch the soap opera
@@BlackLynx4607awhat are you, a prude?
@@psykomancer4420I remember one of the random pages I saw online was that highschool chick trying to sneak into Cybersix’s apartment, seeing Data7, slamming the door shut and thinking “he’s into some freaky shit/beastiality???”
The fact that the suitcase was in frame the entire time...
i feel insane being a 27 yo argentinian who had no idea about cybersix until last podcast, and having everyone who i asked about it tell me how have i never seen it.
Oh God... THAT ISN'T SUIT WOOLIE!!!
IT'S EVANGELICAL WOOLIE!
he's even more powerful in that form
Neon Woolie Evangelion!?
"The CPUs set to Sneaky..." I think we're gonna hear another scream...Those CPUs are no joke.
I don’t know what’s more John: making an hour long YT video with no prior experience out of spite and turning it into a career or finding out that his entire career and adult life was based on the simple misunderstanding that Woolie was talking about the ‘99 HxH 😂
"You own a suit, John?" fucking amazing
John being unable to stop himself explaining nen feels like him slipping back into his Gon in 60 Seconds character
Woolie coming in as a Gaming News Anchor as he's qualified for.
He doesn't like The Pillows!? JOHN!!
The oddest "How did THAT get made into a kid's TV show?" for me will always be Jhonen Vasquez. Not anything specific. Just the fact that someone, somewhere, saw Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and thought "Yeah...yeah, that guy would be great at a kid's show!"
And they were right. Somehow.
Danny Antonucci is another one.
The second i saw Woolie in a suit i knew this was going to be great
As an Argentinean, it is always a treat when people find out about Ciber Six, its conception and different adaptations.
Woolie standing up to reveal his tie has EVA-01 colored stripes on it is an underrated moment among the rest of that insanity.
Thought Woolie was going to get a revolver out of that briefcase. Little did i know, it was going to be much worse.
Woolie so real for singing the CyberSix theme song. Also perfectly described the experience of being a kid in Canada and stumbling across this show back in the day.
I can't wait to see woolie's reaction when he meets biscuit in greed island, the CUTEST and STRONGEST of ALL!
Jon essentially tells wooly to read all of berserk
This is now one of my absolute favorite pieces of media. John's desire to create stories out of anything is coming back to bite him in the best ways, and Woolie is so warm until pushed. They're developing characters for this yet again, and I'm having such a great time watching it
That in praise of shadows shout out aged like sun dried milk 1:40:47
Like a bowl of cereal that was left out for a month
I understand revenge, but Woolie has crossed the line with this recommendation.
Woolie going all out frame one
The progressing attempts to match or exceed the other’s energy from previous episodes is a fantastic bit. From the end of the Omikron episode leaving Woolie in terror to the start of this one leaving John in terror. Masterful.
These wolves truly are versus. Bravo Nolan!
To put into context what Woolie just did to John a games journalist titled their review of Dokapon Kingdom "A Taxing Experience".
3:16:57 The mischief in Woolie's eyes after John says he still hasn't watched the 1999 Hunter x Hunter show
One minute in and I am reminded that Woolie Madden is not to be fucked with... Just got to the end and indeed Woolie is far more brutal than I could have imagined.
the fact that the inside of the cape is red and the exterior is black is a huge animation flex
Holy FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! EYEPATCH WOLF VS DIVORCE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!
"What do you do to relax!?" /awkward honking
Same Woolie. Hard same.
I think Cybersix got away with a lot of what it did and wound up flying under the radar (for the most part) was because the whole issue of gender identity wasn't nearly so politicized back then. Sure, things definitely weren't good for trans and gender-queer people, and general attitudes towards those issues have improved and certainly become better understood, but at least it wasn't an issue that was being used as ammunition to galvanize the moral majority yet.
The manufactured moral outrage just hadn't been focused in that direction back then.
The immediate secondhand dread I felt upon seeing Woolie's outfit made me sit up and start pacing my hallway wearing a manic grin. 10000/10 intimidation play Woolie, well done.
So when I first saw Woolie in the suit I was like “He’s gonna kill John with piano wire by the end of this podcast”. Then I got to the recommend portion and realized I was kinda right
Woolie saying he hates the intro and outro songs to the 90s Berserk...Woolie you have shattered my heart
Man, In Praise of Shadows mention didn’t aged well
I liked Gon in 60 seconds, but also I really wanted Woolie to *actually* talk about the show lol. Glad we got here. Woolie finally knows what Nen is.
FUN FACT: There is a CyberSix LIVE ACTION mini series that aired in Argentina in the 90s. Good fucking luck finding it though!
EDIT: OH SHIT!!
17:00 I think I know what John's saying here? Like Hades' design has an identity that feels like it has been perfected by a single artistic lens (Jen Zee's) over the years. Compare that to other attractive character design types (Over Watch, Genshin Impact, etc) that feel more like they have a bit more of a design-by comittee feel. Which maybe is unfair because I do really love many of those game's character designs.
Maybe to put it differently, Hades feels like the realization of an aesthetic that clearly began as someone drawing these character designs in the margin of their highschool/college text books. Whereas the others maybe came about later after deliberation and collaboration of many artistic ideas in a work environment.
Blizzard literally had a Diversity & Inclusivity points system for the Overwatch cast, so you're right on there.
Pat and Woolie even talked about it on CSB. And judging by how the system pointed things, Pat was more of a minority character than Woolie.
the Reveal with him opening the suitcase
i legitimately stood up and started clapping
as someone who got their friends into that with the steam release, i'm so here for spreading it around
I can't believe Woolie challenged John to rub ghost peppers directly into his eyes. Truly this podcast is going places.
John: "trying to force someone to like the same things as you do is the same as taking away a piece of them and replacing it with a piece of you"
Me: side eyeing the comments section for Woolies slop stream.
Also John: " Don't skip to the end! You're supposed to watch the whole podcast!"
Me: starts sweating
John pulling off the wedding ring in Ireland is when I started to ship VersusWolves
I'm glad it's becoming canon
Fuck yeah Argentina mentioned!
Low budget? That is how telenovelas where in the 90s, that is the highest budget you gonna get!
Mom and dad yelled at me for skipping eating the potatoes :(
"What you can't hear is the sound of people losing their minds right now."
-A line I heard woolie deliver while I was laughing hysterically at the events unfolding
Nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared me for what lie dormant within that briefcase
It feels like hades two understands that thirstiness is a result of attraction not the point of it
thank you john for standing up for the berserk 1990 intro
I thought Woolie was gonna tell John to play it with his wife
Woolie is just there with a suit... Menacingly
I’m so glad you guys got to talk about cybersix that was one of those shows that was so before it’s time
Good god - what does it take to make Woolie and Eyepatch watch Aeon Flux? How is it that so many people haven't seen that show? Goddamn.
“The occasion is already Gon.” -Woolie putting in a hat walking out the door like he’s in a 50’s sitcom.
I WISH I could've been a fly on the wall for the exact moment Woolie realized what he was going to do this episode. I can only imagine the sheer unhinged energy he must've had.
Also, I cannot help but imagine what would've happened had Woolie done this kind if thing on CSB. I can't decide if Pat would just be weirded out or start freaking the fuck out.
39:58 “between angela anaconda and stickin around” with john just nodding blankly because wooly is just listing more niche canadian kids shows
God Stickin Around had no right being as good as it was, and Angela Anaconda had no right existing
The aura of this podcast is unmatched, and terrifying.
most powerful book club!
Woolie hittem with the “I don’t even know who you are” 💀💀💀
Only way John can win now is if he recommends Woolie the new Gundam Seed movie
Too bad he's already seen it! Good section of CSB, described exactly what that movie is (a love letter to Seed fans at the expense of everyone else)
SPOILER FOR THE RECOMMENDS FOR NEXT WEEK
BERSERK AND DOKAPON?! NEXT MONTH IS GONNA BE CRAZY!
I'm so excited. I really wonder if Dokapon with 3 sneaky CPUs will rank better or worse than Omikron.
you should specifically rank the experience of RE-READING Berserk
First time I read Berserk I tapped out at the eclipse. It just seemed so cruel and nihilistic.
I didn't re-read until I heard Casca recovered, and what I found was a story about an abuse victim finding connections with people and healing from trauma. Oh yeah there's badass fights amd stuff but there's a *there* there that elevates the material.
I'm so glad I gave it a second chance.
Mastering only cats cradle has strong "Ceasar Zeppeli bringing out the bubbles again"-energy John! :D
Woolie "Honk, Honk" Madden
I got light headed from how much I freaked out at Woolie's recommend, holy shit. If only Woolie could have gotten John to play with people and not just AI.
I mean the issue is scheduling right? Finishing an entire dokapon game with friends over the course of a month is a pretty big ask, but the CPUs make it doable.
Can't believe Woolie committed a war crime right on camera with that recommendation
If someone showed up on my hypothetical podcast wearing a full suit, I would reasonably assume they were going to try and kill me… even if they were my best friend.
Yeah that is a man who woke up and chose violence.
(hearing John's origin story for the dozenth time) still a banger
I cannot wait to see John physically dragging himself into the next podcast episode after his perscribed experience.
As for Woolie's assigned obligations, I think that you all should rank it. If you're confident nothing will ever touch it, then put it in spot 0 so we can have a real first place while also acknowledging a classic and a masterpiece
Start the video and woolie is in a suit.....shits going down today!
If you want to know more about the history of the Cybersix comic, Thought Slime did a great video on it.