Baron Von Grijffenbourg alcohol and tobacco kill hundreds of thousands of people a year. Not cannabis. Zero deaths. Fool. And no, you don't hallucinate.
Unless you live in Oregon, than all you have to do is just keep it out of sight of cops cuz the cops smoke weed too. Most people aware of this that live here.
i love when joe rogan says, "it lets you talk to dolphins ". as everyone is clapping and cheering, tommy chong is just nodding his head like "yes, yes it does let you talk to dolphins".
Dope and LEOs have a lot in common. They're both based on self-important circle jerks. Dope laws are an industry. Prisons are an industry. Law enforcement is an industry. The problem isn't dope or prisons or law enforcement. The problem is the shitty things people do for money and the otherwise useful things they subvert in the process.
One of the reasons I respect Joe Rogan so much, when others are talking he is intensely listening and taking it all in. He knows that tommy is a legend and respects that.
The fact that Tommy Chong was in prison in America tells you how dangerous our governments and our laws actually are. If you think this guy is a criminal that you are insane.
STOP ALL ATTEMPTS TO LEGALIZE POT. Replace your efforts with ARRESTING THE WORLDWIDE CLUB OF BAR MEMBERS. Lawyers. They all are committing crimes. They legislate. They write down bullshit for everyone to obey, then hire police with low IQ who will obey without question to go after people to generate revenue and BUSINESS OF 'COURT' using a fraudulent method called COLOR OF LAW. All things they have ruled are fraudulent contracts with a business masquerading as a lawful court. Legal and Lawful have opposite actual meanings. Legal benefits greedy lawyers. Lawful benefits humanity.
OmegaWolfDaniel / S. Bridgman lmaoooo what i dont think the lawyers are the problem idiot they learn the laws and defend clients its a buisness they dont hold power if you wanna make a change you would say to change the senate who decides bills and puts them into law theyre all corrupt and are more for big buisness such as oil minerals and etc
***** Yep. I've felt a panic attack coming on once or twice with pot, you just have to remain positive and not dwell on it, as that's what always makes it worse for me.
Chong makes a point most people miss. Its not government so much as it is the private prison industry that wants pot to stay illegal. These guys are making Billions off of pot incarcerations. They don't want to loose that.
What 'power' would that be...? You mean the power that we, the people, bestow upon them...? Shouldn't the point be - we, the people, don't want these laws...? Not who writes them or pays for them or passes them. We ought to be doing something to make our government start doing what WE want instead of fighting over nonsense with each other.
Prison complex and Beer/liquor companies and their lobbyists makes sure pot is on the schedule 1 list. Alcohol consumption have dropped 15-25% in states with asses to free weed. So keep the intake of alcohol up and send them to jail. This is why Federal Government still fight it so hard. But now when billions of weed tax dollars role into state budgets weed will win the fight. It have never been about health or public safety :) only dollars and who makes them
Really? It seemed to me that he couldn't differentiate the serious talk from the joking around. Ignorant ppl tend to use comedy as a crutch when they have zero value to add to the convo. All that does is take away from the message trying to be relayed.
11 hydroxy THC it is not hard to Google it but it's how your liver breaks down the edible and it makes it more potent to your bloodstream and last longer but some people do not respond to edibles the same and some do not almost at all once again you can Google it
Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure dolphins have a cerebral cortex that’s like twice the size of ours. They’re like the first or second smartest living thing on earth, next to elephants.
Dawson Nagel : Dolphins get their high off of puffer fishes, I wonder if the dolphin police come after them too? Like are they ,then sent to a marine & wild life center to do their time? Possible life sentencing for having ingesting to much puffer fish? Or light sentencing where they get put back in the ocean after they’ve performed for a while? 🤔🤨🤣
_"Gateway drug."_ Uh huh. My grandma gave me coffee and valium when I was five, my uncle gave me beer when I was eight. My dad used to send me to the store with a note to get his cigarettes. The gas station soda machine had an "out of order" button that dispensed a can of Schlitz. Turns out they were keeping their beer cold in there. I was 10 when I found out, and I went and told all my buddies, hey, you can get a can of beer for a quarter! I found my dad's whiskey stash and started sneaking bottles. All that happened before the first time I smoked pot.
Joe Rogan basically said what I've been saying every day. How TF can one person tell another person what they can & can not do when what their doing isn't affecting anyone else. My biggest problem with our society is all the laws that get put in place to give politicians something to do and help the rich get richer. We aren't allowed to make money unless we tell the IRS about it. We can't even carry a large sum of cash on our person w/o being questioned about where/how we got it. We are treated like children having to tell our parents everything we do. I hate to break it down like this, but myself, nor anyone else on this planet asked to be born into a life Controlled by others until we die, and quite possibly cease to exist in any form. You can believe in the Bible or whatever you want, but the fact is that we don't have the faintest clue as to what happens when we die, and if there's the slightest chance that this life is all we get, I sure as hell don't want to worry about what other people think I shud be doing with my rare and precious time on this otherwise beautiful and wonderful planet called Earth! I live by a few simple rules: 1) Don't kill unless for survival 2) Don't make another person do something against their will 3) The Truth is always best 4) Don't Steal 5) Try to help others as much as possible.
Str8 Rawberry internet warrior? Do u have any idea what the pot calling the kettle black means by any chance u fucking ignorant ass. He wasn't talking shit to anybody but making a comment that had plenty of valid points that ur Str8 sorry ass obviously can't comprehend. Mind ur fucking business and knock the name calling immature BS off if u don't agree with something try stating ur case instead of trying to sound like the keyboard warrior that YOU AND ONLY YOU sound like in any of the comments made in this thread. U obviously were raised by a overly conservative cop family that believes all the non-violent offenders in prison actually deserve to be there. USA is the only place in the world where prisons are run as a money-making business. U gotta be a cop...one of the ones who grew up being a pussy and now can't wait to pull that gun out and unjustly kill another innocent person just trying to go about his/her day. Keep ur mouth shut punkass!!!
I loved him on the 70s show. The time fez got fired at the photohut and fez said how can I afford my boots now and Leo said just take some money from the register when the boss it not looking. And Hyde was like once again Leo your the boss Leo and he said and im not looking man. He was so classic on that show he just like Leo in real life
@The Sherminator Doubt it. HIGHLY DOUBT IT, have you seen how he's listened to both sides on the issues? He's more of a Libertarian or something than a conspiratard nowadays, he even acknowledges this.
Last week tonight withJohn Oliver did an episode on prison labor where it showed the 13th amendment. In the first section it says slavery is illegal except when used as punishment for a crime. I'm 26 born and raised in the USA until John Oliver said that I had no idea that part of the amendment existed
@@codyandrewjacksonavant As for being in the constitution therefore it's a demonstrably ethical/moral directive, the constitution didn't exist prior to American independence, that doesn't mean independance wasn't the best choice in regards to the geopolitical ramifications of that path, nor is it an excuse for debt slavery being the Jim Crow 3.0 of modern times. Paper is only a representation of power, the club and the gun, the will to use it, and the will to lay it down, that's power. The Natives certainly learned that lesson a hundred times over during the slaughter.
@Zwenk Wiel Return to Debtors Prison and Slave Labor. The Progressive Globalist Agenda is gonna crush every person if the U.S. doesn't fight back whilst Trump is in office. We have 1 to possibly 5 years to take out the Deep State Globalists here and then possibly help Europe etc.... Agenda 21 Kalergi The U N is no ones friend.
Everyone thinks he's joking. He's just telling it like it is, and they laugh, and end up looking like the idiots. Carlin was way ahead of his time, and sadly, there will never be another like him. He's my #1 comedian of all time.
@@HighEmpathy I think people laughed because he's a comedian and it was meant to be funny. Lots of people understood what he was saying and still enjoyed his comedy.
brilliant point by Rogan at the start. not only do i feel more curious about people when high but also im more open to ideas in my own head i would quickly dismiss if sober, which could be negative but i believe isnt in my case.
+Andrew Debasque Great, good for you man. As a reward system it also works very well. I just see a lot of people, especially teenagers/college kids, living in a fog, self-medicating so they can sleep, avoid bad thoughts, instead of dealing with their issues head-on. Very bad idea.
getbakedtonight Yup, get your shit done first, then as a reward get baked and be happy. If you go straight to the desert, you don't deserve to get high, hahah lol
+Chinaski I get them mixed up all the time. Voice is similar too. Dana was the UFC commissioner and Rogan was commentator. It's easy to get them confused.
Yeah... I was working in a head shop in Pittsburgh during that era.. We got raided.. Handcuffed. Jail threatened. I was 18.. I just worked there and they treated me like I was a human trafficker.
Thats the best part of it, is feeling that much more connected to literally anything. a movie, a game, your partner, friends, animals, nature. fuck I watched the matrix while high and it was insane, I've also started at trees for 10 minutes straight before I realized that much time had even passed but I didnt want to stop cause it was so relaxing. it makes me feel comfortable in my own skin.
The first time I saw an ad for Dancing with the Stars, I swear on everything I am, I thought it was a Geico commercial. I was floored when it ended without a punchline.
Noah Torres. Yes. It was a series on Showtime actually. It unfortunately didn't last long but was awesome. Featured a different group of comedians each episode. Lookup "The green Room"
+Dejavaux fuck it we will feed the brownies to the dolphins and teach them to speak so they can run for political office..... that will fix things... lol
I tried some space cake in Amsterdam many years ago. I did not realise that the effect would take a while so I had a 2nd slice in a different coffee shop..... Twenty minutes later I was convinced that I was being stalked by a huge yellow and blue tram, around every corner it would be there, watching me. Of course in my mind it was the same tram in various parts of the city centre, scary but oddly thrilling. Had to go and lie down after an hour or so of tramphobia.
It's not a war on drugs. It's a war on personal freedom. I want you to keep that in mind at all times. Today a young man on acid realised all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration,that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively,there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather..... Bill Hicks 1986 "][" {[]} {[]} ][_
ALL those musicians who made that incredible and amazing music that has enhanced your life throughout the years....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." 13th Amendment of the Constitution Slavery was never abolished, only re-purposed.
the 13th amendment is kinda funny because it really puts a hole in the argument of "the constitution says i should be allowed guns no matter what and you cant change the constitution" its like "well ok so you also support slavery in for-profit prisons?"
Paying taxes? Why reward bad behavior? If anyone of us did our job, as bad as this government work's it be fired yesterday, hey, that sounds like a good idea? here why? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government" Enough said.
True, but public opinion is overwhelmingly in favor of legalization (%63). Shouldn't be long now, and it might be due to what Joe said about straight talk with kids. Who knows? Could even be this year *fingers crossed*
It's funny I work in finance and there are laws specifically to prevent not only discrimination but disparate impact meaning accidental discrimination. That's in our finances but not our criminal justice system, and that's crazy.
Up in Smoke, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, and Nice Dreams awakened me to what it means to be a true stoner. Also who's the guy who looks like Neil Young?
The most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it.
Nah the hallucinations are pretty dangerous
Not in cali lol blaze up.its like Amsterdam out here
Baron Von Grijffenbourg alcohol and tobacco kill hundreds of thousands of people a year. Not cannabis. Zero deaths. Fool. And no, you don't hallucinate.
Baron Von Grijffenbourg bullshit
Unless you live in Oregon, than all you have to do is just keep it out of sight of cops cuz the cops smoke weed too. Most people aware of this that live here.
i love when joe rogan says, "it lets you talk to dolphins ". as everyone is clapping and cheering, tommy chong is just nodding his head like "yes, yes it does let you talk to dolphins".
LoL
Look up women giving birth with dolphins in the water and tell me it’s not possible.
Dope and LEOs have a lot in common. They're both based on self-important circle jerks. Dope laws are an industry. Prisons are an industry. Law enforcement is an industry. The problem isn't dope or prisons or law enforcement. The problem is the shitty things people do for money and the otherwise useful things they subvert in the process.
@Porky WithAPistol I think that's more psychedelics. I don't think you've ever taken thc
SelfAwareness333, Holy shit. Thx for that. That was beautiful.
This Rogan guy is funny.. He should start a podcast
Lmfao
I agree. He should.
Looool
He did it's called the Joe Rogan experience wow you really been living under a rock
@@natedelautour270 r/woosh
SWAT Team: "WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE DRUGS?!"
Tommy Chong: "Where did YOU hide the drugs?"
70's show!!!
@@jschristophergleason2869 exactly what i thought!🤣
Lol,yeah!
Funny as hell man ....great one!!!
SWAT Team: Confused Screaming!?
SWAT comes to the door....Tommy says "Dave's not here man"
One of the reasons I respect Joe Rogan so much, when others are talking he is intensely listening and taking it all in. He knows that tommy is a legend and respects that.
Lol you haven't heard the shooter Jennings podcast. Joe has really changed
So what. Everyone changes, his podcasts are still great.
Billy its basically radio format , if the guest dont talk joes stuck repeating the same old stories lol
Mr orange could you hear the rush of air as that passed over your head ? Maybe bring a catchers mit and a hockey mask next time ha ha ha !
That respect will go out the window if you listen to one of his podcasts with Theo Von...
Watching this in 2019 and he says “its 2011 why is this still happening” and we’re still dealing with the same nonsense.
Same here😂
Its changing but at a snails pace.
My ex drove him 2 the airport this night in Arlington TX he has a photo on his FB lol
2024 sad...
The fact that Tommy Chong was in prison in America tells you how dangerous our governments and our laws actually are. If you think this guy is a criminal that you are insane.
Gauge he is literally the most inoffensive and genuine human being you could talk to lol
Gauge your government is wacked!
STOP ALL ATTEMPTS TO LEGALIZE POT. Replace your efforts with ARRESTING THE WORLDWIDE CLUB OF BAR MEMBERS. Lawyers. They all are committing crimes. They legislate. They write down bullshit for everyone to obey, then hire police with low IQ who will obey without question to go after people to generate revenue and BUSINESS OF 'COURT' using a fraudulent method called COLOR OF LAW. All things they have ruled are fraudulent contracts with a business masquerading as a lawful court. Legal and Lawful have opposite actual meanings. Legal benefits greedy lawyers. Lawful benefits humanity.
it was a different time
OmegaWolfDaniel / S. Bridgman lmaoooo what i dont think the lawyers are the problem idiot they learn the laws and defend clients its a buisness they dont hold power if you wanna make a change you would say to change the senate who decides bills and puts them into law theyre all corrupt and are more for big buisness such as oil minerals and etc
It's weird seeing Joe Rogan with hair
There will never be a video with Rogan that doesnt have atleast one comment mention his hair.
pot makes ur hair fall out
not really weird seeing his hair, whats weird is seeing his ears lmao
@@oneeyedchef4819 what are you talking about...
Dylan A its a joke based of theyre commentary joe bald
"prison industry" two words that shouldn't be together.
Because of tha legal drug industry, prisons no longer exist. They go pretty well together in that sentence
Eddie: "I ate a pot brownie in New Zealand that opened doors that haven't closed."
Joe: "Oh, I've been there!"
DMT
***** Yep. I've felt a panic attack coming on once or twice with pot, you just have to remain positive and not dwell on it, as that's what always makes it worse for me.
A strong will certainly makes doing drugs, in general, better.
ben jackson
Nothing like DMT though. THC, man, THC.
Eddie Olga ... it was.
Chong makes a point most people miss. Its not government so much as it is the private prison industry that wants pot to stay illegal. These guys are making Billions off of pot incarcerations. They don't want to loose that.
Joseph1NJ prisons don't make laws.
tucker Stevens no, but their lobbyists do. 🙄
Who do you think lobbyists pay? Lol. Government has the power, private companies don’t.
What 'power' would that be...? You mean the power that we, the people, bestow upon them...?
Shouldn't the point be - we, the people, don't want these laws...? Not who writes them or pays for them or passes them. We ought to be doing something to make our government start doing what WE want instead of fighting over nonsense with each other.
Prison complex and Beer/liquor companies and their lobbyists makes sure pot is on the schedule 1 list. Alcohol consumption have dropped 15-25% in states with asses to free weed. So keep the intake of alcohol up and send them to jail. This is why Federal Government still fight it so hard. But now when billions of weed tax dollars role into state budgets weed will win the fight. It have never been about health or public safety :) only dollars and who makes them
Yoooo right after Joe says edible pot let's you talk to dolphins, Tommy Chong just had the biggest smile and gave his nod of approvement
That dude in the suede coat looks like hes been tripping for 30yrs straight
LDG 508 sounds like it too
Rick Shapiro, oh yeahhhh hes fucked up lol
Thats quintin tarintino
Yeah 8 hours can feel like 30 years though .
@@akuma4u damn I didn't even recognize him
OMG even back in 2011 Joe "11 Hydroxy-Metabolite when you eat it" Rogan lmao
Tommy's just nodding along like "i've taught my children well" haha
Joe Rogan with his 11 Hydroxy Metabolite line ! never gets old :D
Paul should bring this show back, put it on youtube and finance it with patreon. He's a good host.
Really?
It seemed to me that he couldn't differentiate the serious talk from the joking around. Ignorant ppl tend to use comedy as a crutch when they have zero value to add to the convo. All that does is take away from the message trying to be relayed.
" are there any drugs in the house?" " I'm Tommy Chong"
"I'll tell ya what it did, it made me feel like a black guy"
Joe "edible marijuana isn't the same as smoking it, it produces 11-hydroxymetabolite" rogan
?
This is fucking gold.
I was literally just about to write this, then saw you beat me to it 😂
11 hydroxy THC it is not hard to Google it but it's how your liver breaks down the edible and it makes it more potent to your bloodstream and last longer but some people do not respond to edibles the same and some do not almost at all once again you can Google it
That’s something I hear him say a lot actually
I like when the government says pot "is a gateway drug" Yeah!! It's a gateway to Doritos and cookies. (LOL)😄
And talking to dolphins, the dolphins must know something, the government always trying to cover up something.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure dolphins have a cerebral cortex that’s like twice the size of ours. They’re like the first or second smartest living thing on earth, next to elephants.
Dawson Nagel : Dolphins get their high off of puffer fishes, I wonder if the dolphin police come after them too? Like are they ,then sent to a marine & wild life center to do their time? Possible life sentencing for having ingesting to much puffer fish? Or light sentencing where they get put back in the ocean after they’ve performed for a while? 🤔🤨🤣
@@dawsonnagel1606 Ever watch hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?
_"Gateway drug."_ Uh huh. My grandma gave me coffee and valium when I was five, my uncle gave me beer when I was eight. My dad used to send me to the store with a note to get his cigarettes. The gas station soda machine had an "out of order" button that dispensed a can of Schlitz. Turns out they were keeping their beer cold in there. I was 10 when I found out, and I went and told all my buddies, hey, you can get a can of beer for a quarter! I found my dad's whiskey stash and started sneaking bottles. All that happened before the first time I smoked pot.
Joe Rogan basically said what I've been saying every day. How TF can one person tell another person what they can & can not do when what their doing isn't affecting anyone else. My biggest problem with our society is all the laws that get put in place to give politicians something to do and help the rich get richer. We aren't allowed to make money unless we tell the IRS about it. We can't even carry a large sum of cash on our person w/o being questioned about where/how we got it. We are treated like children having to tell our parents everything we do. I hate to break it down like this, but myself, nor anyone else on this planet asked to be born into a life Controlled by others until we die, and quite possibly cease to exist in any form. You can believe in the Bible or whatever you want, but the fact is that we don't have the faintest clue as to what happens when we die, and if there's the slightest chance that this life is all we get, I sure as hell don't want to worry about what other people think I shud be doing with my rare and precious time on this otherwise beautiful and wonderful planet called Earth! I live by a few simple rules:
1) Don't kill unless for survival
2) Don't make another person do something against their will
3) The Truth is always best
4) Don't Steal
5) Try to help others as much as possible.
I'll take that as a compliment haha RIP George Carlin!
@@Noneofyourfuckingbusiness12 Real tough guy, arent you?
Yeah I said it when I was 15 and smoked weed too. Deep stuff.
Str8 Rawberry internet warrior? Do u have any idea what the pot calling the kettle black means by any chance u fucking ignorant ass. He wasn't talking shit to anybody but making a comment that had plenty of valid points that ur Str8 sorry ass obviously can't comprehend. Mind ur fucking business and knock the name calling immature BS off if u don't agree with something try stating ur case instead of trying to sound like the keyboard warrior that YOU AND ONLY YOU sound like in any of the comments made in this thread. U obviously were raised by a overly conservative cop family that believes all the non-violent offenders in prison actually deserve to be there. USA is the only place in the world where prisons are run as a money-making business. U gotta be a cop...one of the ones who grew up being a pussy and now can't wait to pull that gun out and unjustly kill another innocent person just trying to go about his/her day. Keep ur mouth shut punkass!!!
@@Noneofyourfuckingbusiness12 My God you are a dipshit.
Tommy is so likable and genuine.
I loved him on the 70s show. The time fez got fired at the photohut and fez said how can I afford my boots now and Leo said just take some money from the register when the boss it not looking. And Hyde was like once again Leo your the boss Leo and he said and im not looking man. He was so classic on that show he just like Leo in real life
I always laughed at his scar joke from the war xD
When they go over the Canadian border lol
@@itsme-ri5mw Who pissed in your juice box kid?
Execpt he has a brain in the real world
@@itsme-ri5mw oh ok, nobody gives a fuck bout u either dawg, tf u even commenting for, get a life lol
Man Tommy is a legend!
U to loop opinionated PP mom's
Joe Rogan with hair. Never forget.
Activate it.
O____O
Smoked himself bald :(
That's weird
Ok...ill be sure to always remember he had hair once...like most humans.
@The Sherminator Doubt it.
HIGHLY DOUBT IT, have you seen how he's listened to both sides on the issues?
He's more of a Libertarian or something than a conspiratard nowadays, he even acknowledges this.
Joe rogan "it's 2000 fucking 11!" lol I'm watching it in 2016
+Nikola Brkic the description says otherwise
+Nikola Brkic Ah, I got it, hahahahahaha
funny how nothings changed.
That is how time usually works.
true lol, I blame umm ...greedy peoples
TC “what show?”
JR “fear factor”
TC *smiles*
Complete silence
George Carlin said it first
"you have no right only privileges … until the government takes it"
The real story slave labor has gone from illegal to legal labor via prison system.
That happened in 1865.
Last week tonight withJohn Oliver did an episode on prison labor where it showed the 13th amendment. In the first section it says slavery is illegal except when used as punishment for a crime. I'm 26 born and raised in the USA until John Oliver said that I had no idea that part of the amendment existed
@@codyandrewjacksonavant It's not used as a punishment when you could extract a profit. The end removes the means as a punishment.
@@codyandrewjacksonavant
As for being in the constitution therefore it's a demonstrably ethical/moral directive, the constitution didn't exist prior to American independence, that doesn't mean independance wasn't the best choice in regards to the geopolitical ramifications of that path, nor is it an excuse for debt slavery being the Jim Crow 3.0 of modern times.
Paper is only a representation of power, the club and the gun, the will to use it, and the will to lay it down, that's power.
The Natives certainly learned that lesson a hundred times over during the slaughter.
@Zwenk Wiel Return to Debtors Prison and Slave Labor.
The Progressive Globalist Agenda is gonna crush every person if the U.S. doesn't fight back whilst Trump is in office.
We have 1 to possibly 5 years to take out the Deep State Globalists here and then possibly help Europe etc....
Agenda 21
Kalergi
The U N is no ones friend.
why was this show cancelled????? it was freak'n amazing
"The Green Room" with Paul Provenza
+biggoathorns you didn't really read the comment you replied to did you?
+zomboobiez LOL
zomboobiez nah, replied to the wrong comment I guess
FFC, RUNS YOUR ENTIRE CABLE NETWORK ACCESS WHICH IN PART IS CONTROLLED BY A CABINET OF FIVE PEOPLE APPOINTED BY THE "GOVERNMENT"
You can see Joe Rogans podcast being created as tommy starts to talk and Joe is so intuitive... 🤯🤯🤯 Boom!
first 44 seconds, Joe just told everyone how he's so interested with all of his guests on the podcast
Ted Blop haha very true
George Carlin told you why things will never be fixed .......
Everyone thinks he's joking. He's just telling it like it is, and they laugh, and end up looking like the idiots. Carlin was way ahead of his time, and sadly, there will never be another like him. He's my #1 comedian of all time.
Corey Thatcher Did you see what Dave Chappelle just did?? George Carlin would be proud!!!!
What did he say?
"It's a big club....and YOU AIN'T IN IT."
@@HighEmpathy I think people laughed because he's a comedian and it was meant to be funny. Lots of people understood what he was saying and still enjoyed his comedy.
Had me laughing, but the sad part is how F'ed up our laws really are, it makes no sense till you follow the money.
brilliant point by Rogan at the start. not only do i feel more curious about people when high but also im more open to ideas in my own head i would quickly dismiss if sober, which could be negative but i believe isnt in my case.
Lasted about a year for me. Don't smoke every day.
+selfatrophy force the may with you, B.
So how often? 3-4 times a week is good for me. After I get things done in the evening.
+Andrew Debasque Great, good for you man. As a reward system it also works very well. I just see a lot of people, especially teenagers/college kids, living in a fog, self-medicating so they can sleep, avoid bad thoughts, instead of dealing with their issues head-on. Very bad idea.
getbakedtonight Yup, get your shit done first, then as a reward get baked and be happy. If you go straight to the desert, you don't deserve to get high, hahah lol
Only 5 years ago yet joe looks 15 years younger
Hair
he went from son to daddy real quick
+Chinaski Joe pudgy?
+Chinaski I get them mixed up all the time. Voice is similar too. Dana was the UFC commissioner and Rogan was commentator. It's easy to get them confused.
Antonio G but he still doesn't look 48, which he is now
"I'll tell you what it did... it made me feel like a black guy"
🤣🤣🤣💀
Tommy is all class.Such a great dude.
Joe Rogan always does such a great job explaining an issue in the most logical way
I’m born and raised in pa. The hell with that law that put a legend in jail!
A year later but things are looking up. Attorney general is currently on a listening tour and it's at 55% in favor of legalization so let's keep hope!
It facki'n sucks here... Wanna split to Canada?
Yeah... I was working in a head shop in Pittsburgh during that era.. We got raided.. Handcuffed. Jail threatened. I was 18.. I just worked there and they treated me like I was a human trafficker.
Joe 11 hydroxy metabolite Rogan.
Protein shake myoplexxx
That Joe Rogan guy sure does have a nice set of hair. Can’t wait to see it a few years from now
Oh man, it must be super lomg at this point!
How did they get Trevor from GTA V?
Joe's face at 11:00 is one of the funniest things I have ever fucking seen.
He is just like what the actual fuck is this guy saying.
...Informa mamation
he has parkinsons
dono where did you read that?
"Joe's face at 11:00 is one of the funniest things I have ever fucking seen." Joe trying not to say what he really thinks is something you rarely see.
Straight up whistled with birds for a few minutes a few months ago. Exchanges with animals feel pretty surreal
Blue inside.
Been there, done that :)
I have real nice moments with my cats, too
Same, i truly felt like we were communicating hahaha
Thats the best part of it, is feeling that much more connected to literally anything. a movie, a game, your partner, friends, animals, nature. fuck I watched the matrix while high and it was insane, I've also started at trees for 10 minutes straight before I realized that much time had even passed but I didnt want to stop cause it was so relaxing. it makes me feel comfortable in my own skin.
"you're in a no bong zone" haha
EVER ZONE IS A BONG ZONE.
what are are they high????
I love how when the drunkest highest guy in the room starts talking everyone gets deeply silent shit was killing me I love the people in this country.
The first time I saw an ad for Dancing with the Stars, I swear on everything I am, I thought it was a Geico commercial.
I was floored when it ended without a punchline.
Best video on RUclips I've watched in a while anymore like it?
Noah Torres. Yes. It was a series on Showtime actually. It unfortunately didn't last long but was awesome. Featured a different group of comedians each episode. Lookup "The green Room"
Towards the end joe had a great point because the JRE changes and makes a lot be more open to ideas
Anyone else feel like having a brownie??
I feel like having AAAALL THE BROWNIES. And then smth to eat too.
Yes, then go chat with dolphins.
+Dejavaux fuck it we will feed the brownies to the dolphins and teach them to speak so they can run for political office..... that will fix things... lol
+Jerry Bradick true
I tried some space cake in Amsterdam many years ago. I did not realise that the effect would take a while so I had a 2nd slice in a different coffee shop.....
Twenty minutes later I was convinced that I was being stalked by a huge yellow and blue tram, around every corner it would be there, watching me. Of course in my mind it was the same tram in various parts of the city centre, scary but oddly thrilling. Had to go and lie down after an hour or so of tramphobia.
This is a masterpiece, a microcosm of the true beauty of self-determination in a world of tragedy and evil.
It's not a war on drugs.
It's a war on personal freedom.
I want you to keep that in mind at all times.
Today a young man on acid realised all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration,that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively,there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Here's Tom with the weather.....
Bill Hicks 1986
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ALL those musicians who made that incredible and amazing music that has enhanced your life throughout the years....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.
We live in a free country!
Awesome man!
Bill was great
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The GOAT. There will never be another Bill Hicks
Rick Shapiro seems like he is on another planet
When he said “were in 2011” *tf in 2020*
Look at the info, original air date is 2011
When the police asked Tommy if he had any drugs he should of said " not any more" lol
I love Joe Rogan man and I love how interested he is into what Tommy is saying
I talked to my cat once when I was really high. It was very powerful. Very emotional.
I lost it at "it made me feel like a black guy" 😂😂
“They look like trick or treaters” Lmaooo they are just playing dress up.
I haven't laughed like that since I was 19 lol. Good stuff.
Tommy Chong’s reaction to Rogan saying weed let’s you talk to dolphins made my day
Never seen this before, and I loved every minute of it!
Joe makes a great point
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." 13th Amendment of the Constitution
Slavery was never abolished, only re-purposed.
the 13th amendment is kinda funny because it really puts a hole in the argument of "the constitution says i should be allowed guns no matter what and you cant change the constitution" its like "well ok so you also support slavery in for-profit prisons?"
This Rick... is he what inspired Rick sanchez????
Kelby Chesshir absolutely
"You shouldn't be able to tell me what to do unless it fucks with you!" Amen, and amen.
2019 and the jail system is still modern slavery
5:30 I'd love to experience what's in Joe Rogans head
That's easy....
+Paul horneto horneto oh ya... Good talk
it looks like he is thinking IM FUCKEN STONED
Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha :'D
simple; just close your eyes and watch the cartoons fuck.
"now my son I would really care if" "Yea fuck him!!" LOL
"Here comes the rational voice..." LMAO
He said “it can let you talk to dolphins” and Tommy Chong looked like he knew exaaaaactly what he was talking about
Edibles are a different animal than smoking for sure. Never underestimate an edible.
Lasts longer too, or so I've been told 😂
Bad man Dan Sanchez depends on the person I’d rather a 150mg edible than and equivalent in joints.
ron Jeremy sitting in the audience lmao..
Dude with the sideburns looks like Quentein Tarantino if he ate Johnny Cash
Rick Shapiro
That man is a national treasure. BTW, It's Rick Shapiro, not "dude with blah blah blah"
"Give me back my FUCKING gnome"!!!
dolphins... that escalated quickly.
This is the best of RUclips right here.
"Should go to jail because police were depicted poorly" that is an unfathomable statement.
funny here in germany weed is illegal but selling bongs is chill
Water pipes* lol used to not be able to call them bongs
Yet another reason on an extremely long list of reasons to not trust my government and not pay taxes.
Paying taxes? Why reward bad behavior? If anyone of us did our job, as bad as this government work's it be fired yesterday, hey, that sounds like a good idea? here why? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government" Enough said.
"Joe I talked to dolphins Rogan"
This is why you are a lone wolf.
You could have been a social wolf.
But no.
7:41 ok this dude really is Quentin Tarantino lol
Thank god for Tommy Chong and Joe Rogan. Joe was right at the end and his podcast is obviously hugely influential.
9:33 Pretty much the same joke he used in his 2017 special "Triggered" Interesting catching stuff like this.
SweatyBallsSuck every comic does that. It’s like working on material
It’s 2019 and we still haven’t said that... 😩
True, but public opinion is overwhelmingly in favor of legalization (%63). Shouldn't be long now, and it might be due to what Joe said about straight talk with kids. Who knows? Could even be this year *fingers crossed*
And yet nothing has hardly changed since
It's funny I work in finance and there are laws specifically to prevent not only discrimination but disparate impact meaning accidental discrimination. That's in our finances but not our criminal justice system, and that's crazy.
2011:
"The entire system is unfixably corrupt."
2023:
Well...that didn't play well. Nothing to see here .
8:29 When Joe said it was 2011 I thought. Dude has no idea....
Tommy wouldn't have gone to prison here in Australia for his 'crime' and Majiuana is illegal here. Go figure!
Makes me really glad I live in a 420 state
Joe Rogan, Tommy Chong, George Carlin, terence mckenna, and Bill Hicks would be the most fascinating discussion
"the only way to fix the system is to talk to young people who are not completely compromised by it already." Joe Rogan
Oh, you mean the ones unplugged from the matrix already?
Up in Smoke, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, and Nice Dreams awakened me to what it means to be a true stoner.
Also who's the guy who looks like Neil Young?
Joe rogan is actually Steve o from the future
Lucid Kuz you may have just blown my fucking mind. I'm not sure✌
steveo is painfully unfunny
Except Steve o has done almost every drug known to mankind
That's a weird hat on Joe's head
Look at how interested our Joey is in this video. Rogan was so cute with his hairs. Awhhhh
“I’ve never tried coke” sure joe.. sure