“When Should I Blink?” - Comedians on Weed
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- Опубликовано: 15 апр 2023
- Garfunkel and Oates, Tone Bell, Tommy Chong and other comics talk all things marijuana.
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Closing with Chong was the right move. He’s not your typical stand up but he definitely had me laughing.
The films are even better essai 😂 I love them. They made a weed van 😂
I get high just hearing him talk.
Tommy Chong went on tour doing stand up back in the early 70s. He is a legend...
Legendary.
He was framed by law enforcement
“But its not an addiction, cause my doctor gave me a prescription”😂
Garfunkle and Oates-type beat
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
The way the DEA tried to frame Chong was WILD!
A lot of taxpayer money for what shouldn't really be an offense and only 9 months and a fine as a result. "Justice"
The way DEA agents are in bed with the drug cartels is wild.
@@adubs6848 Gotta spend all that money on something...God forbid it's something that benefits the people.
Indeed. 1000% entrapment. 1000% corrupt move by those higher ups at the time that just wanted to say they put the great Tommy Chong in prison. But least it wasn't for very long and you know everyone, the blacks, whites, Mexicans and everyone in between was protecting Tommy in there lol. What a country we live in.
God bless him and all the people that supported him.
High and in public you feel like you make eye contact with EVERYONE
And they all KNOW
@@gingersnap4922 too real
Quite the opposite, nobody makes eye contact nowadays lol
@@fuckthevaccine2160 valid. My
Experience was circa 2007-2010
Sometimes I forget to look at the person when I'm talking to them it's so weird.
And then other times I get locked in thought and end up staring at someone eating or something like a weirdo.
I could listen to Chong for days
The whole piece from This Is Not Happening
ruclips.net/video/c7RtNZyLqQk/видео.html
Chong's voice is debatable
Apropos enough, he would be fun to get high with.
Oh yeah? Well I could listen to him for weeks!!
Heck yeah
I'm 62 and I've been smoking since I was 14. I don't know how long that is, but I know it's never affected me...
your username is also proof you've never lost your sense of humor lol
😂
Medication for many of us. I wished I'd been on low dose CBD and THC for my bad days since teens. I came to herbs in my 30's. I have Autism and bipolar that does not seem to take any other medication.
I'm ten years your junior.
Ur a real OG 48 years smoking is crazy
@@philiprowney i’m also bipolar and i stg thc is the only thing that stops me from having constant intense episodes, it’s nice hearing other ppl validate that experience too 😭
Can we talk about the evil of paraphernalia laws, DEA manufacturing entrapment, and having to put someone who's no danger to anyone in handcuffs as a formality?
Tommy Chongs story was amazing. Its great to see the DEA providing him and Afroman with so much great material! 😆
"Any kidnapping victims in my suit pockets?"
Damn, you can hear the Canadian come out when Chong says “sorry”
Heard it at house and had to look it up.. I definitely didn’t know (or completely forgot) he is Canadian!
I know weed helps with my osteoporosis and arthritis. Makes the pain a little more tolerable. My cardiologist said it was great to keep me stress free.
I think I know that cardiologist
There are legitimate reasons to ingest it.
My pain doctor who gives me oxycodone for my chronic pain says pot is a great way to help the oxycodone work.
I have arthritis in my ankle, I too use this for pain, it helps.
one brain cell bouncing around like an air hockey puck. that is just poetry right there
With booze, you lose . With dope, there's hope
34 years of wake and bake! Living my life to the fullest
jordan belfort being tommy chong’s cellmate is the cherry on top
Chong is a national treasure
Yep....a Canadian national treasure. 😉
I forgot how much I like Tone Bell. Gonna watch some more of him.
Meanwhile, _MY_ brain is just two stoned cells connected by a strand of sticky, icky resin...
I get massive anxiety attacks and feel like a fucking elephant in public and yet I continue to smoke weed and cause this to myself. It really is like a roller coaster of insecurities.
I'm the same way. I'm autistic and have C-PTSD, so I REALLY don't need any extra help feeling awkward, anxious, and paranoid in public. Lmao
Sometime in back my late 20s I finally decided to stop doing that to myself. I only smoke at night time - when I'm at home.
Weed helps me when I feel like the purple elephant in the room...it calms me so I can then strut my stuff like a proud elephant
Yeah, if u got crazy anxiety or if ur weed makes u anxious u need to switch to indica...it mellows u out and calms the nerves. Tells the ego to stfu so u can enjoy life
@@randybarnes4440 Thanks Fam... 👍
I had to go grocery shopping high once...we vastly underestimated the amount of snacks we would need. I managed to convince myself that an elderly man in the store was an undercover agent, watching me. This was _after_ pot was legalized, mind.
Happy 420 everyone
The first time I used a bong with a carb was the first time I actually got high and had it feel like time slowed down for a little bit. I have been trying to get to that level again ever since haha. That was around 1996-97.
I find it so strange when there are people that don't smoke at this point in life haha.
Try it again in hot day. Sure way to slow down the reality
one good dab will do it
Anytime I introduced my friends to pot was through a bong. Wise? No. Entertaining? Yes.
@@Ammut6 my first time was with a bong and i coughed for 35 minutes lol
People just raw dogging reality out here
One spoonful of ice cream will cure any type of cotton mouth. Try it one time and your world will change.
I remember vividly eating burger King high as a mofo and to this day I have yet to taste a burger that fucking delicious
Ice cream just makes my saliva super thick and makes need water even more
@@miltonbuu a protein filled fiber granola bar will become a snickers bar when your high. Good tip to lose weight
@@gleezustchrist2755 but knowing me I'll have to eat like 4 of them In a span of 3 hours.
I have about a 40% chance to have a panic attack while smoking. It's about the same when I don't. So I smoke when I feel like it.
My 3Chi Delta 9 gummy just kicked in and the algorithm was like, “I gotchu, fam.”
Whered you buy em?
My fucking science experiment just came at me.. bro just eat the fucking gummies and get High 😅 you don’t need all that math
@@quarawlisstafford487dispo sells them
Lit up, there she was, and here, I Am ☝️💙
She makes slowing down a bad thing. Sometimes it's what you need to see what's going on wrong.
Well it was a joke, so.
...until you don't need things to slow down...
🏆Tommy Chong
I love it. I don't know "drug math" either. Man, I identify so much with that!!
I miss the 90’s when Tommy used to come into Sportsman’s Lodge in Studio City to dance Salsa. Great memories thanks Tommy
Can you imagine the disillusionment that crashed down on the cop who had to handcuff Tommy Chong? Talk about an awakening.
Always prepare, be cozy, have water, snacks, sun.
This was edited really well. Bravo 😂
I smoked for years, then I quit for 6 months. I smoked again and I thought I was dying. I almost never smoked again after that.
Lmao your at a golden age in drive through when you can give the BK guy a 20 and just fill the whole bag with fries. Your bros look at you like an angel coming back w that!🎉
Speaking OF 9/11, I've only met Tommy Chong once in my life, and he was gracious enough to sign my DL and be my organ donor witness. After 9/11 the DMV forced everyone renewing their licences to relinquish their expired ID's, and they took it from me.😭
I would have reported it lost
@@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 same
Watching this high and understanding all those people who told me that smoking weed is not for them, cause man these people should not be smoking weed 😂 jokes are funny but man there really be people like this
Has anyone else ever driven high, came up to a stop sign, and waited for it to turn green?
I done it 4 times but it’s always at night so no one see my dumb ass
No, but I’ve pulled up behind a car at the lights, and waited while the light turned green, only to realise once it had turned back to red that I was sitting behind a parked car. Those late night drives home can be an adventure.
bro all the time
Or put a turn signal on for a curve in the road...
A joint a day keeps the dr away
Mr Chong and his beautiful wife were political prisoners. Products like Urine Luck, for unconstitutional piss tests to the iconic and 'highly' collectable Chong Bongs..much love and respect to this cannabis forefather.😁
☝️💙
That Tommy Chong bit is insane. Like I know our government agents tend to break the rules but seriously?!
"POINT TO THINGS AND PUT THEM IN MY [. ] BURGER!" 😵🤣🤣😵
Not you too Rue! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weed ain't for everyone, but potheads can't function without.😂
Truer words have never been spoken
The hunger games part 😂 relatable
I get it I got high with my brother last weekend off my oil vape at my moms house and I was so paranoid… I got hungry & ate all my moms chips & peanut butter crackers & then my poor mom said son if you’re hungry I can make you a bologna sandwich and I’m high so of course I said ok thanks momma
Barry Rothbart @ Burger King: I want a burger with everything.
Employee at drive-through counter: Sir this is a Burger King not a Subway
"Tommy, Tommy,Tommy. We have discussed this before, when anyone shows up and asks what you are making. You are supposed to say planters PLAN-TERS".😂
I got me a prescription 🎶 😂
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
the weed song is perfect because it is such silly things but it helps with all of it
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Garfunkel and oates sounds like mlp songs
I'm still looking for that $320 I hid from everyone (including myself) 3 years ago. I wish I'd left some clues 😡 And my husband & I got to meet Tommy & Shelby back in the late 90's, they were awesome, natural, real, loving people on top of being extremely funny. ❤ that family!
I love you lol, you are the only other person I've encountered that hides money (or other things) from themselves. Mission accomplished.
@@KatiTheButcher any chance you're in California? We need to help each other search! 🤣❤ I'm still looking for 2 Disneyland tickets I got when I worked at a mall store back in '95 too, if I ever find them I could afford to go again. 😉
@@CuriousGoodsJessica nope, Nebraska. Sounds like fun though, at least my stuff wasn't that valuable. To top it off I often have dreams that I can't distinguish from memory, only adds to the frustration.
weed card song needs to be a commercial for it
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
I literally just took an edible before stumbling across this... and now I wait...😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂
How'd it go?
This is great I luv it keep blazing
Weed helps me not break your face. In addition to.
What a great video. Fun laughs, fun bits, then Tommy Chong comes and the humor level triples, there's a good reason he's a legend.
He's such a good storyteller.
16:30 - Huh, imagine that. DEA breaking the law to commit a crime so that they can then raid the place because a crime was committed.
Anybody else feel sooper sfae with these folks around? How the hell do you tell the difference between a cop and a criminal at this point, given that they both do the same things?
Damn after hearing Garfunkel and Oates sing weed card I realized that Eminem didn't need to lose himself in the moment, he Just needed a blunt to bust some dope rhymes.
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
@mrmustangman I love randomly coming back to my old comments and having 0 clue what I was talking about. Idk maybe something about him getting addicted to pills I guess.
Tommy Chong ❤❤❤
I've been smoking since I was 6 and I'm 41 now love it!
Chong 😂
Excellent 👌
Hearing Sadie from Steven Universe sing about weed was something I didn’t expect to hear today
This is awesome. I've been smoking off and on since I was 18. Now that I live somewhere where it's legal (Mass,) it's LIFE. I hardly ever drink anymore.
All of them get FLUSHED
Life sucks in slow motion. Hell yeah! 😂
Im pretty sure, they are sober.
Bruh I’m so high rn I thought it was comedians doing stand up while on weed haha
The opening girl talking about edibles must have been confused with real psychedelics because I have NEVER taken an edible and pictured things, seen things, had all my bad memories come forward- none of that.
Garfunkel and oats what a great video. They are amazing.
Tommy Chong was the best one
Who is the guy at 5:00? I don't understand why they didn't put their names in description 🤷♀️
legend
I love how they ask if anybody in the audience smokes weed and you hear all the cheers. Thirty years ago if you asked that question you would only hear one or two ppl cheer .. I remember getting high with my friends and figuring out the secret of the universe,, then forgetting it seconds later. you know like ummmmm what were we talkin bout,,, uh i dont remember but it was awesome,,, i think ... We were smoking one time and there came a knock on the door. my sister opened the door to find a cop standing there and she closed the door right in his face lol . then she reopened the door and was like uh can i help you ??? he was looking for someone else not our pot thank goodness And didnt say anything about the funny smell emanating from the house.
Yeah….. that weed and weed smoking sure was underground in the 1990s….. riiiiiiight
I should def prepare with pillows... I always have bruises in weird places. I'm hyper jointed so I bend different around things when I fall 😅
when the video started, the first thing I thought was who is this 12yr old talking about edibles
That was a great song 🤘
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶i love that song.!!!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Al sidiq is such a vibe
I used to blackout drinking 2-5 nights per week, spent the better part of my adult life hungover.. now in my 40s smoking cannabis & taking fungus has helped change my life.
Dude Petey D definitely hit home. They’re all amazing and obviously Mr Chong toasts anyone when he does him, but I just wanna say hell yea to Garphunkle and Oates. Sorry I obliterated the name 😅
Love from RUDRA! |||
i need that song i would listen to it everyday
Cristela it's like who the hell is that that's the dude you mount last night dew the dude 😂😂😂 she was so hammered that instead of hearing mountain dew she heard mount the dude 😂😂😂
😂 because I got high . ❤😂😂😂😂😂
First video that I can't watch at 2x speed :-)
I overdosed on pot once and have been trying to do it again ever since. It was awesome.
Hall and Oats were right how easy it was to get a card. Just $80 and here's your card.
Garfunkle & oats. You are thinking about a different band.
@@Brett_S_420 yup
Bruh I thought that the brown haired lady at 1:24 sounded a lot like Sadie (dohnut shop lady) from steven universe, only to look it up AND ITS HER IM AWESOME
Chong's story is crazy, straight out of a Freak Brothers comic book.
This is exactly what happens to me @0:01
Da 2 girls with the guitars was high blowing O MY GOD 😤
Check out their song "God's loophole" Garfunkle & Oats.
you're now manually blinking and breathing, aware of your tongue and imagining your nails being ripped off.
Of course this was recommended on 4/20 lol
My eatable kicked in heavy when I was at the register when shopping one time. Very awkward.
The first girl describing edibles is exactly how I feel on shrooms I don’t like it 😂
Misoginy is creeping it washarsh
Learn to write
Worst I’ve ever been, I was sailing in Italy with a group of Italians. Got to a level that my Italian just disappeared. I couldn’t put together a sentence in English. They understood and waited for me to cone down a bit. Still was a great experience.
Watching this high
How about a Cheech and Chong TV show?
look up "Still Smokin’ - The Rebirth of Cheech and Chong"
Tommy is beyond cool. 😎
Yes
I got loud y'all tap in🥴😤🌴🚭