"Come On, Who Cares?" - Chelsea Peretti - Full Special

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  • @twin_sisterz
    @twin_sisterz 3 месяца назад +369

    So… nobody was gonna tell me Chelsea Peretti irl is just Gina Linetti getting unhinged on stage ?

    • @DjDarkD
      @DjDarkD 2 месяца назад +12

      And she doesn't age a day.

    • @intothewoods_dave
      @intothewoods_dave Месяц назад +21

      The role of Gina Linetti was created for Chelsea. She and Andy Sandburg are friends since childhood so when he was developing the show he created the role for her.

    • @WestonDion
      @WestonDion Месяц назад +6

      Nah, Gina Linetti is Chelsea Peretti on screen

  • @Ookmongani
    @Ookmongani 4 месяца назад +94

    Chelsea has the best giggle in comedy. That alone makes me giggle too.

  • @sarahlindsay7767
    @sarahlindsay7767 3 месяца назад +63

    I’m glad she said,”hey gorgeous, get home safe”…does creep out women. 😂. The ending was great because that should be highlighted too

  • @iricandescence
    @iricandescence 3 месяца назад +61

    Original airdate: January 28, 2011

    • @nikr1d3r32
      @nikr1d3r32 Месяц назад +1

      Damn really, I just thought she’s still got it 😮

  • @notnicenicholas
    @notnicenicholas 4 месяца назад +335

    Fun fact: She is married to Jordan Peele now!

    • @reneafon4449
      @reneafon4449 4 месяца назад +50

      yeah, that's him on the tape, lol. They are hilarious together.

    • @Yomoshhiink
      @Yomoshhiink 4 месяца назад +8

      Way old 2016 bro

    • @markburzenski9783
      @markburzenski9783 4 месяца назад

      I didn't know that racist would marry someone so light skinned

    • @xxxPdoublexxx
      @xxxPdoublexxx 4 месяца назад

      Is she? Damn

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 4 месяца назад +13

      Damn. I was gonna shoot my shot.

  • @LAB_RATS_UNITE
    @LAB_RATS_UNITE 4 месяца назад +100

    I wasn't even searching for this, but, Chelsea Peretti delivers the goods, with a solid set. Why doesn't her stand up, come up when searching for women stand up?

    • @superdeluxesmell
      @superdeluxesmell 3 месяца назад +1

      Why were you searching for women stand up?

    • @galacticemperor8468
      @galacticemperor8468 2 месяца назад +3

      @@superdeluxesmell He just broke up with his paraplegic ex girlfriend and was looking for available singles in his area

    • @adotheginger
      @adotheginger Месяц назад +4

      @@superdeluxesmellProbably because the top search results are guys doing standup and he wanted smth different
      Not everything has to be sexual

    • @rambam791
      @rambam791 Месяц назад

      @@galacticemperor8468 >:D

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 4 месяца назад +166

    Hahhaha “did you cheat on me” is a great punchline 😅

  • @ericwilliams1023
    @ericwilliams1023 4 месяца назад +16

    Those eyes are hypnotizing!

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc 4 месяца назад +38

    opened w/best response to crowd noise.

  • @sapaulgoogdmen9542
    @sapaulgoogdmen9542 4 месяца назад +233

    The bot comments thinking this is a video essay are kinda funny

    • @randyschwaggins
      @randyschwaggins 4 месяца назад +15

      Exactly the thing an AI bot would say...U AINT FOOLING ME BOT!!!

    • @sebastianmosqueda5959
      @sebastianmosqueda5959 4 месяца назад +3

      How do you know if they are bots?

    • @HitPeace
      @HitPeace 4 месяца назад +3

      Literally haven't seen one.

    • @HitPeace
      @HitPeace 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@sebastianmosqueda5959that's the joke. The commentator is actually a bot. So are the likes the post received.

    • @ryansakurai
      @ryansakurai 3 месяца назад

      It isn't?

  • @neilcoles1780
    @neilcoles1780 4 месяца назад +32

    Very very funny. I love to think what is going through her brain daily to come up with some of this material😊

  • @nannetteprata4571
    @nannetteprata4571 4 месяца назад +81

    Well, he didn’t say “ Mother of God!” That’s a relief 😆

  • @reneafon4449
    @reneafon4449 4 месяца назад +74

    That is definitely Jordan Peele on the tape, lol.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 3 месяца назад +1

      He is her husband...

    • @DarkDennis1961
      @DarkDennis1961 3 месяца назад +3

      I doubt it. I think this video is pretty old. I could be wrong

  • @fede2
    @fede2 4 месяца назад +46

    Seems like a lot of people in the comments relate a bit to the guy in the first tape.

  • @RepJock88
    @RepJock88 Месяц назад +3

    I’m not judging her attractiveness level. I’m appreciating it.

  • @MichaelSilverMedia
    @MichaelSilverMedia 3 месяца назад +11

    14 years later is wild. She’s still funny AF.

  • @dingdong4567
    @dingdong4567 4 месяца назад +68

    Awesome in 99 and awesome on stage

  • @brodi-liciousdre9319
    @brodi-liciousdre9319 4 месяца назад +8

    I always thought she was beautiful! She has such an amazing mix of features and seems chill asf! 😊😊😊

  • @lauracohen4914
    @lauracohen4914 4 месяца назад +7

    I love Chelsea Peretti!
    And she's beautiful!!

  • @turtleburglary1141
    @turtleburglary1141 4 месяца назад +34

    She is drop dead gorgeous to me idc.🥰Would never have watched Brooklyn 99 with out her presents.

    • @ermo5623
      @ermo5623 4 месяца назад +20

      She did give really great gifts.

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 месяца назад +1

      Most annoying comedy character EVER.
      Tastes are different, I guess. ;)

    • @DMofDMs
      @DMofDMs 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ermo5623came here for this.

    • @alistairmscott
      @alistairmscott 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ermo5623Underrated comment!

  • @SteveWalsh-ds1on
    @SteveWalsh-ds1on 4 месяца назад +7

    She looks so pretty here. What a good vibe

  • @cassandragee6589
    @cassandragee6589 4 месяца назад +44

    I believe I recognized Jordan Peele’s voice on that phone

    • @eschwarz1003
      @eschwarz1003 4 месяца назад +4

      she definitely did something right in dating

    • @user-rm9zx7ln9i
      @user-rm9zx7ln9i 4 месяца назад +7

      This was filmed a few years before they started dating, so probably not.

    • @AndreiaMelo84
      @AndreiaMelo84 5 дней назад +1

      I think it's Andy Samberg voice, they are friends but I can be wrong.

  • @kmksmith1935
    @kmksmith1935 3 месяца назад +7

    2011 was so long ago, why does it feel like it was last year?? 😭

  • @BetyH-hh1rk
    @BetyH-hh1rk 4 месяца назад +33

    This stand-up is most likely from a lat of years before, you can search her other videos and some of them are from 2010s, and those videos are NOT flooded with comments like “wasn’t funny, didn’t laugh”. Yeah, back when people had some sort of dignity and humour sense.
    Seriously search any random female stand up comedy and their comment section is flooded with the same recycled comment.

    • @Tinytunes-25
      @Tinytunes-25 4 месяца назад

      She's not funny bro. 😐 isn't about her being a female.

    • @Tinytunes-25
      @Tinytunes-25 4 месяца назад +1

      Now taylor tomolson. She's funny 😁.

    • @RowdyBoy82
      @RowdyBoy82 4 месяца назад

      Ironically, you're comment.Sounds generic inn broad base and doesn't seem to apply here. Like you're a robot or something.

    • @brendatomlinson
      @brendatomlinson 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Tinytunes-25Taylor Tomlinson is my niece, you have great taste!

  • @RayTalksVox
    @RayTalksVox 4 месяца назад +6

    perettis probs one of the best female comedians tbh

    • @dec3885
      @dec3885 13 часов назад

      they are all bad

  • @robindevily9182
    @robindevily9182 2 месяца назад +17

    That tape recording sounded like a crime scene

  • @Richard-tf6oq
    @Richard-tf6oq 4 месяца назад +9

    You are the best. You got the chops and you paid the dues. Ox

  • @Lord_Retrospect
    @Lord_Retrospect 4 месяца назад +31

    "Good looking guys that wear glasses" spot on

  • @themadengineer1050
    @themadengineer1050 4 месяца назад +7

    My birth mother is Jewish. That whole intro bought me xD

  • @NOPE-55515
    @NOPE-55515 4 месяца назад +22

    99 Forever!!!🎉

  • @LeftToWrite006
    @LeftToWrite006 4 месяца назад +6

    She is just so gorgeous.

    • @ScinterScoldem-pq9ew
      @ScinterScoldem-pq9ew 2 месяца назад

      I know huh??!! This is 13 years old though I hope she’s still radiant 🎉🎉❤!

  • @nechtojA
    @nechtojA Месяц назад

    Awesome stand-up! Very funny and smart. The last bit blew my mind!

  • @cjgaming3605
    @cjgaming3605 2 месяца назад +4

    "You're my mom!" Has got to be one of the worst things to say during sex

  • @yaboythealien
    @yaboythealien 4 месяца назад +4

    One of the greats

  • @copachuu
    @copachuu 5 дней назад

    The last take! DAYM

  • @abdulahiosman4081
    @abdulahiosman4081 2 месяца назад +1

    Some good craic 😂😅 learned so much 😊thanks

  • @theant2158
    @theant2158 4 месяца назад +1

    We want Chelsea to come over and visit with ASSA here in SA. We love you and we love puppies. Totally feel you regading the joke around animals being used vs vulnerable peoples. That's us-ah.

  • @EveryHandleIsTaken979
    @EveryHandleIsTaken979 Месяц назад

    When was this special filmed?

  • @desiree8911
    @desiree8911 4 месяца назад +3

    Hahahah bees cows vegetable - last joke was great! 😂😅

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts 4 месяца назад +25

    Oddly sounds like Melissa Villasenor. She's very funny, regardless. ...cats doing it doggy style. That's hysterical.

  • @sparrowwilson4514
    @sparrowwilson4514 2 месяца назад +1

    Do another Netflix special PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAASEEEEE!

  • @ScinterScoldem-pq9ew
    @ScinterScoldem-pq9ew 2 месяца назад +2

    Daaamn!!! I was REALLY hoping she’d be a good stand up since I’ve had a crush on this girl for a while.
    Plus she’s Hilarious on The Kroll Show and that 911 tv show

  • @d-dcay1783
    @d-dcay1783 4 месяца назад +18

    She was great on Brooklyn 911.

    • @Berylliyum
      @Berylliyum 3 месяца назад +4

      Isn't it Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

    • @d-dcay1783
      @d-dcay1783 3 месяца назад

      @@Berylliyum oh my bad. Thank you for catching that for me.

    • @d-dcay1783
      @d-dcay1783 3 месяца назад +1

      Sorry I meant Brooklyn 99

  • @PhillipCollins-n6x
    @PhillipCollins-n6x 3 месяца назад

    These comments are super great! Keep it up

  • @Cooldaddio2
    @Cooldaddio2 Месяц назад

    I love her. This was in 2011. Before B99, before marriage. Before she had a child. She was 34 here.

  • @nissemus
    @nissemus 4 месяца назад +2

    Why is it censored?

  • @MrJustbrowsing12345
    @MrJustbrowsing12345 4 дня назад

    1:06 they thought that about you and then had kids with a guy who hates ur skin colour 😂

  • @BetyH-hh1rk
    @BetyH-hh1rk 4 месяца назад +5

    If you don’t wanna watch it, then the three dots next to the title , which is under thumbnail, you can actually press “not interested”! Crazy right?!
    To think that you dont have to sit through this madness of boringness by simple clicks??!
    I believe in you bro , you can do this!!!

    • @Soda_Pus
      @Soda_Pus 4 месяца назад

      @BetyH-hh1rk Who are you talking to?? Is this for a specific person? You didn't @ anyone, so..
      They don't wanna watch, but want to read your comments?

  • @foxthefox183
    @foxthefox183 4 месяца назад +8

    Was pleasantly surprised.. Nice lil bit Chelsea did there.. Especially enjoyed the last joke 🍊🍏🍐

  • @chronicbrightside8757
    @chronicbrightside8757 3 месяца назад

    Oh wow I remember this one airing! First time I'd seen Chelsea's stand-up, I only really knew her as one of the commentators on Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest

  • @PaulAllman-o9r
    @PaulAllman-o9r 2 месяца назад +1

    This girl is perfect

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 4 месяца назад +5

    Smart and funny, couldn’t ask for more!

  • @sweaters_and_harmony9525
    @sweaters_and_harmony9525 4 месяца назад +1

    Ha, that last vegan joke sent me 🤣🤣

  • @survivalguy69
    @survivalguy69 4 месяца назад +24

    That last joke was too real

    • @milesespace8776
      @milesespace8776 4 месяца назад +4

      C'mon, who cares?😂

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 месяца назад +5

      it was a fair hit.
      I have similar thoughts about people who buy sweaters for dogs and spit on the homeless.

    • @Euterpe416
      @Euterpe416 4 месяца назад +4

      nah, it's a faulty argument. Who do you think slaughters your cows, chickens, pigs, etc.? Who do you think gets your dairy and eggs from the animals? Do meat eaters not also eat vegetables picked by the same people? No one thinks they are eliminating ALL harm, but if we know something is for sure unethical, we avoid it. We do the best we can.

  • @r4v3n23
    @r4v3n23 4 месяца назад +2

    thanks that was some nice clever and refreshing special i really enjoyed it !
    And her last joke about vegans vegetables and imigrands was one of the best, most clever and thoughful "in your face" jokes in quiet some time, lots of respect for writing that one Chelsea hope to see some more of your comedy soon take care thanks for sharing

    • @PodcastClips23969
      @PodcastClips23969 4 месяца назад

      It was about illegal migrants from Mexico. Not about European migrants
      She does not care for you, “Progressives” only let it none White migrants because that is mostly their voting base, and they want the cheap labor

  • @bangtwister
    @bangtwister 2 месяца назад

    Funny! The tape part was great!

  • @frankenviews4069
    @frankenviews4069 4 месяца назад +9

    She went on to marry famous horror movie creator and sketch comedian, Jordan Peele, in 2016.

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 месяца назад +2

      And then, she invented the ear ring!

  • @geneveiveharper
    @geneveiveharper 3 месяца назад

    For those wondering what Iliza looked like before the nose job- also Spinster is a very cute movie

  • @unknownunknown5822
    @unknownunknown5822 4 месяца назад +4

    Last joke hit the nail on the head 😆

  • @TacticalMania-xe1xh
    @TacticalMania-xe1xh 4 месяца назад +1

    interviewer: describe Italian chicks in one line
    Tac: YOU AINT GONNA SEE IT COMIN!!!

  • @themultiverse5447
    @themultiverse5447 4 месяца назад +8

    That last joke was one of the best I've ever heard

    • @onemanhighlightreel6265
      @onemanhighlightreel6265 4 месяца назад +2

      They say leave them wanting more. That joke still had a lot of legs

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 месяца назад +1

      Because it made you feel a little bit better about needlessly killing animals.
      That's what anti-vegan jokes are made for. 😉

  • @JJ-fr2ki
    @JJ-fr2ki 4 месяца назад +10

    Thanks YT algorithm.
    🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @Nhiimusic
      @Nhiimusic 4 месяца назад +1

      lol yeah it to be fair there are also immigrants working in meat plants

  • @xavierbanuelos3780
    @xavierbanuelos3780 4 месяца назад +3

    She cool, I like her. ❤

  • @ericbartol
    @ericbartol 4 месяца назад +1

    14:35 BRAVO!!! LOVE IT!

  • @definitelynotchristianslater
    @definitelynotchristianslater 4 месяца назад +9

    Anyone else think that's Andy Samberg on the tape?

  • @michelletongrenpetservices1249
    @michelletongrenpetservices1249 4 месяца назад

    Love the wild cat!! 😂😂

  • @AlexArgenal-mg4cc
    @AlexArgenal-mg4cc Месяц назад

    She killed this every line punched

  • @gordonglenn2089
    @gordonglenn2089 4 месяца назад +1

    She had me at "wild cat" 🙂

  • @ScarlitWidow
    @ScarlitWidow 4 месяца назад +9

    Ahhh ahh I'm a screamer!

  • @m.cunningham6925
    @m.cunningham6925 4 месяца назад

    As a Jew with a Christian father I relate (my last name is the most Christian thing ever, I mean someone in my dad’s family literally started a branch of Christianity 😂) It’s funny how much Christian people get confused tho. The amount of times people have asked me if I think Jesus is the messiah is insane.

  • @TomMarvan
    @TomMarvan 4 месяца назад +4

    6:18 Peele workshopping the mattress skit.

  • @lxolxo7
    @lxolxo7 2 месяца назад

    She a Fly Giirl fo' real! She mad funny, but her pretty eyes made me falll in love. 😂As the saying go straight no chaser!

  • @sapphic_suffering
    @sapphic_suffering 3 месяца назад

    I love her!

  • @dassob1
    @dassob1 4 месяца назад

    Chelsea Peretti got some really adorable jokes.

  • @LowTideComics
    @LowTideComics 4 месяца назад

    Soo Good! :)

  • @cyaman24
    @cyaman24 4 месяца назад +2

    love it

  • @bobh808
    @bobh808 4 месяца назад +2

    Is she saying 'I'm sorry, Mom!' on the way off stage?

  • @Forced2DoThis1
    @Forced2DoThis1 3 месяца назад +4

    Damn.....I keep forgetting this channel "bleeps" things! 🤬 Ruins the whole thing for me. Love her as a performer though! I can't hang till the end through this.

  • @Tamara-dv7vo
    @Tamara-dv7vo 4 месяца назад +22

    I swear the worst thing about being vegan is going out to dinner and someone always asking me to clarify what vegan means, what made me decide to "go vegan", what changes has it made in my life, etc. Damn can I just eat my food?!? It's ALWAYS other people that want to talk about it. And I've never known another vegan that brings it up either

    • @gkc1936
      @gkc1936 4 месяца назад

      No one cares you're a vegan. We know cause you don't shut up about it.

    • @jaredknapp8886
      @jaredknapp8886 4 месяца назад +4

      Prolly the last thing I'd want to hear my date yapp about.

    • @jimmysnuka8077
      @jimmysnuka8077 4 месяца назад +3

      So where are you at with honey ? 🍯 🐝

    • @Tamara-dv7vo
      @Tamara-dv7vo 4 месяца назад

      @@jimmysnuka8077 LOL I'm actually allergic

    • @amarameerholz3196
      @amarameerholz3196 4 месяца назад +3

      Also... You can care about animals and also care about human rights. Just because you choose not to eat one, doesn't mean you don't care about the other. You're making less of an impact all around. If you eat meat, you're going to be eating vegetables regardless. And you can choose to make less of an impact by buying local, which I tried to do. I don't understand why meat eaters are so intimidated by vegans, as though we're doing it to be pretentious to prove we're better than everyone.
      Also, as sick as you are of hearing about vegans, we are also sick of being made fun of for trying to make less of an impact on the planet and God forbid...caring about other sentient beings. Caring about humans and animals does not have to be mutually exclusive. You can do both.
      And we have taste buds- it's not that bad on this side. Oreos are vegan. It's just a word.

  • @adjekugheleejiro5013
    @adjekugheleejiro5013 4 месяца назад +4

    Ginasaaaaaa😮😂😂😂

  • @jvclutch
    @jvclutch 4 месяца назад

    i love you chelsea peretti

  • @MrPAULONEAL
    @MrPAULONEAL 3 месяца назад

    I didn't know there was more than 3...

  • @BetyH-hh1rk
    @BetyH-hh1rk 4 месяца назад +4

    I think , for the people that actually enjoys this content, you shall close the comment section cuz its dripping with misogyny .

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 месяца назад

      America is dripping with misogyny. among other things. not going to change it by hiding from it.

  • @themadengineer1050
    @themadengineer1050 4 месяца назад +1

    What the actual F, this is great comedy xD

  • @dianasmith7104
    @dianasmith7104 4 месяца назад

    She is hilarious 😂

  • @jaredmatthews252
    @jaredmatthews252 4 месяца назад +1

    So funny. Lol, shes a real wildcat! Haha

  • @Myeyesburnbabyburn
    @Myeyesburnbabyburn 4 месяца назад +3

    Damn burn on the vegan philosophy 🤣

  • @estherbanks3505
    @estherbanks3505 Месяц назад

    9:24 😂😂😂

  • @posbe6786
    @posbe6786 3 месяца назад

    Gina really can do it all 🕺

  • @JRHalasz
    @JRHalasz 4 месяца назад

    It’ll be ok.
    DM if you want to try that joke out on a guy 😂

  • @osirisynwa8397
    @osirisynwa8397 2 месяца назад

    Damn Gina you did Philly wrong lol

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 4 месяца назад +2

    And was the guy Charles Boyle?

  • @rowenatulley852
    @rowenatulley852 7 дней назад

    Why do they bleep some videos but not others? I'm just sayin' . . .

  • @cocoloco208
    @cocoloco208 4 месяца назад

    Just happy to see nobody was like, 'anyone here in 2024?'. That is super annoying. Chelsea is awesome, deal with it. What set you got? Didn't think so

    • @bigheavyshoe
      @bigheavyshoe 4 месяца назад +1

      People used to ask
      'Is anyone here?"
      Now, in our digital world, people ask
      "Is anyone now?"
      That's why people mention what year it is on YT videos

    • @Soda_Pus
      @Soda_Pus 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bigheavyshoe someone needs to go up to @cocoloco208 grab his forearm and be like "c'mon buddy, who cares?"

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo Месяц назад

    That was Bob Fossil going "Oh MY MOM!!" 😅

  • @frogkisser
    @frogkisser 3 месяца назад

    Omgosh, I feel seen!

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 2 месяца назад +1

    Attractiveness level Face 10 , body 10 , that’s my weakness . I have always been very attracted to Chelsea , prolly her sense of humor or her dancing

  • @oikkuoek
    @oikkuoek Месяц назад

    Not funny, but the vegan joke deserves an honorable mention. "I've dated three white rappers" I once met a dude who bragged about getting beaten every night at the bar. Guys at the bar were frustrated about this menace who every night came about causing and asking for trouble. They humored him to keep his reputation alive. I'd bet the rappers aren't too proud about their mistakes either.

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 4 месяца назад +13

    Is this her best material?

    • @maurawhelan3530
      @maurawhelan3530 4 месяца назад +5

      I think it is good

    • @juliamariemadness
      @juliamariemadness 4 месяца назад +3

      The bar has been set high for me with comedy lately there's some great ones out there. I'm stone faced watching this ha

    • @onark777
      @onark777 4 месяца назад +2

      I liked her special "one of the greats"

    • @rtotalexvii612
      @rtotalexvii612 4 месяца назад +2

      Netflix special was the funniest standup special I’ve literally ever seen

    • @bv2745
      @bv2745 4 месяца назад

      Better than any of your material. You’re too much of a coward to even get on stage. Keep hiding behind your computer

  • @jakedrange7007
    @jakedrange7007 3 месяца назад

    I totally read the thumbnail wrong