Ranking Your VILE Tiktoks
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2022
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_ 
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“schlatt” calling “jambo” a “skrunkly” and a “grimblo” is the best and worst thing I’ve seen all day.
this comment section is 75% bots. I’m the only human.
@@Security-B1 ←the last human left alive
@@Security-B1 i shall join thee
dont combine the two terms
@ВоIuga this could quite literally be the smartest thing bots could do
I cannot begin to imagine how traumatic these videos would be if schlatt's webcam and bg music weren't so calming.
schlatts webcam is anything but calming when you know what hes done
So much bots
this is so real dude like that would be SCARY
the cornstarch ones made me legitimately nauseas
Yeah we don’t have to suffer alone! Family guy turned into…whatever eyeball cult…doesn’t have to be so scary when I am not the only one baffled by what I just saw.
The middle aged lady confidently saying 'oh you're a fuzzy?' is actually rather humerus
indeed fine sir
I find it quite patella
@@jgcoverkknot5701it’s rather radius to me
I just realized, she might've meant "furry" lmao
@@asylumthundr2765quite fibula indeed
0:50 this was a blunder. If he had put the lemon in the cup he could have then rotated the potato to win.
WHAT IS THIS GAME EVEN I'm SO CONFUSED
@@gelatinous6915 Game name: fuck around and find out
@@gelatinous6915only real ones know how to play that game.
Just tell me what its called mannnn I'm too old to know this shit on my own@@popperroux
But if he took the tape measure out of the cup you could still counter the rotated potato
I feel like 50% of this channel's entire budget is spent on finding new adjectives to describe how oddly weird these TikToks are lmfao
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Reminds me of JackSucksAtGeography's "Maps I Find..." videos
@Checkmark respond to this with a witty response if you are not a bot
Doodad
True
schlatt finding jerma attractive is the most relatable thing ever
Jerma is both very unsettling and charming
the most human thing about Schlatt
real
Honestly Jerma is so attractive, not just in terms of personality but physically as well. Man's got really nice genetics.
@@SanctuaryADO didnt he say he was ranked pretty high on a dating site a while back?
My favorite part of rewatching these is waiting for the ranking part
I am convinced Undertime Slopper is an A.I trying to replicate gen z humor
I love how Schlatt never actually ranks the TikTok’s
yeah the first time i watched one of these i thought he was just gonna pull out a tier list or something
If he did they would all be F tier
Wait a freaking second…
Trueee
WHAT IM SAYINGG
I like how schlatt had to put a circle around the weird cat's face in the thumbnail so the audience knows that it's schlatt laughing at the cat not the cat being disgusted by schlatt
sex
The circle goes behind it's ears too lol
@@derivinity what circle
WHERES THE VOOOODDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Fr
14:24 exactly, like if those towers weren’t in the planes way the tragic events would never have happened, they were in the wrong place at the wrong time
12:14 this man sounds like he is having such a fun time. I dont know how to describe it, but he just sounds like he's living life to the fullest in this moment.
The Schlanket is here.
schlatt.co/shop/schlanket
Oh no.
HELL YEAH!
give me one now.
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pog
the undertime slopper lore is extremely deep, its got a whole storyline with so many mysteries i love undertime slopper
Who is Albert?
I love underlime slopper
@@spicyoreos74 I've watched every video, and Albert never has an onscreen appearance
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
12:55 You know something weird is about to happen when that goofy ahh music kicks in 💀
My favourite part was when "Jshlatt" said, "It's ranking time" and ranked all over the place
Schlatt hugging Jambo and calling him “a little scrunkly” was very cute.
2:11 what is this?
Short hair Oriental
@@DJ_02YTIt's a meme, Batman.
@@DJ_02YT my left testicle
yes but i love cornstarch
Eww
schlatt’s anger at the boy scouts selling popcorn is really spoken like a boy scout that couldn’t sell enough tins of popcorn to get that marshmallow cannon in 2008
My biggest flex was i sold enough to get a new 3ds from the council
Dude my troop didn’t sell shit for popcorn yet one dude always had a ridiculous amount
BOS// WHERES TYE COD VOD😢🤣😘☹️
@@thesquirrel8214 y’all council gave out a 3DS? All we got was a 100$ gift card if you managed to sell over 2000$ of popcorn
@@Ruggedjellyfishingbro you might as well have just ate the popcorn 😂
15:05 As a former cub scout who used to sell popcorn door-to-door, I am pleased to announce that I am in fact now going to college for marketing.
11:17 did shlutt just try and look at what he was suckling
"shlutt"? are you f*cking serious? cant even get the name right...
The "Where's Waldo?" audiobook bit literally made me cry of laughter
Can someone please link the original? I can't find it and NEED it
@@Lancerandduck7 there's one I found on youtube but it's just "not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, Waldo, not waldo... etc"
@@I_Like_Ike53 please give me that then hahaha, it's the same joke that I can show to friends
@@Lancerandduck7 I just searched up wheres Waldo audio book on youtube
Fun fact for a long time pre-internet most US historians assumed that medieval artists could not draw cats correctly. It turns out that weird looking cat breeds were the norm back in Europe and all the artists were drawing them accurately.
what. LMAO
@@olivermercurio6397
“what is this strange beast you have drawn?”
“Tis a cat”
I'd been interested to hear more about this, actually. Are these extinct breeds, or did the historians just have a very consistently biased view of the appearance of the domestic cat?
@@oliverlarosa8046 yeah exactly!! also name buddies omg :0
@@olivermercurio6397 Hello, my fellow
most youtubers:
youtube overlords, this was a trained professional on a closed course with paramedics nearby
schlatt:
we just witnessed a death. the death of a child.
9:11 Schlatt knows what true good quality memes are
The fact he managed to kill 6 people when he was less then a year old is honestly really impressive
yes
We don’t talk about what he put in their baby food
First his mother in child birth then his father killed himself from the depression and his 4 siblings attempted to murder him unsuccessfully for killing their mother and were all sentenced to death truly sad
@@hardtailfails wdym obviously nothing happened in ‘99 ?
Fr
Hey Schlatt,
quick heads up, whenever you feed your cat with that snack, pour it on a plate 1st instead of letting your cat eat the thing from the packaging. This will avoid accidental cuts caused by the foil to your cats gums ^^. Don't wanna be mean or pointing out, just worried for that little furry friend. Bye bye! Love your content :).
Skobzzz
Good idea, thank you
@@jschlattLIVE Wholesome Jshkonk interaction
@@jschlattLIVE schlonking moment
@@jschlattLIVE yooo schlatt, unrelated, but there are a shit ton of bots and you should probably reupload this video rn to potentially stop it
Holy crap a sane comment. Bravo to you
schlatt turning into a tree had me howling
12:03 love the fact Schlatt instead of just getting of the bed to be in camera view just does this weird gremlin squat on the bed instead 😂
15:05 as a Girl Scout having a Cub Scout/Boy Scout sibling I don’t know how to feel though-
Schlatt has to have the most terrifying fan base I've ever seen
Welcome to our fan base :)
PLEASE WHERES THE VOD
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 jschlattVODS
Not as terrifying as what he did in 1999
Conpared to 1999, I think we're pretty tame.
What the hell is that thing in the thumbnail, cat looks weird too
Dude looks like mike finger
Waltuh, put your duck away waltuh
Kid named thing
Love that for you
Schlatt telling us we can't just glaze past stuff:
Also Schlatt: 2:47
I love how schlatt always has some kind of firearm within reach
“You’re not a beast, you’re a little scrunkly.” Is my favorite quote ever. 7:16
968 likes andnno comments? let me fix that
@@terrans2872 0 braincells and a braindead comment? Lemme fix that
"Jambo's on the Schlanket" is my personal favorite.
Right after threatening somebody else's pet with death.
This community's ability to just hive mind choose one type of video and send it will always amaze me
@@chad007. lmao
I Love Undertime Slopper
the corn starch videos near the end were truly one of a kind
that's what happens when your whole "humor" is copying and pasting
Happy birthday Schlatt
Damn i just started the video and already wheezing💀💀💀💀
This unironically made me laugh the hardest that I have in recent memory. Thank you Schwartz, I needed that.
I'm so happy for schahtt as he helped me through some hard times, doing great now, thanks Schahtt
Truly a god among men, JSchlitt
Schart has really gotten me through some tough times. Keep up the good work Schart!
Funniest man, schtarch.
I love Jshith
I’m so glad that Undertime Slopper is getting more attention it’s so weirdly hilarious 💀
I love undertime slopper
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
I love undertime slopper
i love undertime slopper
watching jebediah schlatt be psychologically tortured by cornstarch is my favorite way to spend an evening
IT’s videos like this that make me love this man
A 30 minute schatt video. We have truly been blessed
Yeah but its dogshit so whatever
@Patrick39 no
After the video ended, I didn't feel blessed 🥲
True
i love shat
Schlatt and Julien debating whether greyhounds are "beasts" is something I wanna see now. Full on "nah, that's a small horse" convo.
my dad had a great dane as a kid that was bigger/ taller than him.
great danes are scary af but cuddly he said. that cuddly part was scary tho
Looks like a saluki not a great dane
Someone called mine a small horse once. I get it. Wonderful lovely beasts
@@jacobmcfarland1017 i didnt call it a great dane i told my dads experience with a big dog
@@ComingUpDilhouse they may be big but they are babies
I never knew I could smile for 30 consecutive minutes until this video
6:52
I know what type of dog that is.
It's a greyhound.
I used to have one, and from all my experiences, they're pretty docile and laid-back.
Schlatt being genuinely disturbed by a borzoi is my favorite thing
Silksong
Think that's a greyhound
well a borzoi is like a russian hunting dog bred to sniff animals out and eat them
also why is the comments just talking about hollow knight silksong, like its a good game but why here
@@dreamypizza8458 borzoi fun fact they aren't scent hounds! They are sight hounds, hence the very long face to give them a wider field of vision!
@@spoonsrattling ah thank you, must have misread something
Schlatt having an mental break is the funniest thing ever. EDIT: bots/spam I can’t stand them
True xD
Always
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Well last time he had a mental break it didn’t go so well for 46 men and women
HELP IM DROWNING IN BOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Jambo’s on the Schlanket” made me laugh LOUD in my apt at 3:30AM
i almost choked on my rice with this one
He really needs to do one of these with a eye tracker 😂😂
ABSOLUTELY OMG
fr
Especially with that one guy that appears in his tiktok videos
@@muak_kuak you mean the man with the cake- I mean the man in a suit
As a boy scout who did not sell popcorn as our fundraising, but instead sold Christmas trees and wreaths, I agree with your statement as I have been able to marked Christmas Wreaths as Holiday wreaths to people who do not celebrate Christmas. I am a master businessman.
I’m also in scouting, we’ve slowed on selling popcorn and have tried other fundraisers the recent one was maple syrup.
My troop stopped doing popcorn forever ago. It was rarely profitable.
We sell pumpkins
same bro
I had to sell popcorn with some kid I didn’t know outside of a tractor supply for 2 hours. We sold like, 3 bags, one of which was from some guy who felt bad so bought one and gave it to us.
Every jschlatt fan all collectively decide to send one persons tiktok account videos or send one specific type of tiktok
I can’t stop replaying 5:05
*”THIRD TIME TODAY IVE HAD TO DE-NAZI THE SKELETONS! PLEASE STOP!!!!!”*
the geniune happiness that schlatt excreted when he saw that kid saying half-jokes was actually wholesome.
or is it secreted?
you didn't have to use that word 😐
@@JACKHARRINGTON quexcreted
@@forwhatreasonwasthisadded but i did :C
@@forwhatreasonwasthisadded the happiness he ejaculated, released, ejected, discharged, expelled, emitted, disgorged, exuded and spouted out is so w *hole* some
12:42 guy is a inventory specialist they literally just go to stores and take a exact inventory of the entire store Home Depot hires like a army of these guys to do this like once a year it’s a crazy thing to see a bunch of people just looking straight up at the overstock while typing like madmen at the same time honesty it’s impressive
3:28 very helpful! Really needed that tutorial👍
I love that Sark and APL are still being talked about
That half-joke segment hit me with a wave of nostalgia
thanks! that was actually me and i’m so happy that he saw it - it was for a school event
@@williamkaplan1430 bravo dude, it was truly hilarious!
Yeah I miss when he played with Carson
@@williamkaplan1430 absolute Chad
@@williamkaplan1430 yo so was that inspired by schlatt?
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
each one of these tiktok videos instills a deep sadness within me
More of this please
I had a friendly interaction with Jschaltt the other week! He was kind enough to spit on me and call me an "Ugly fucking horse". Truly made my day! Before he left he made sure to shave my head and punch my face. I have a few bruises from that hit, so glad I have memories to remind about this day. Quite a heartwarming experience! 💞💞
Well, at least you didn't suffer what Mr. Hands suffered
Don't Google Mister Hands
love it 😍
Schlatt interacting with jambo is always so nice. Love the wholesome cat time from a not wholesome man. And the cute kitty getting a bit of his cursed vibe.
I'll be honest I'd break character too if jambo came up to me.
jschlatt breaks character alot too on his other channel theweeklyslap
its for serious stuff, he posts life advice there
the way schlatt laugh gets me everytime
0:34 never in my whole life have I ever seen a reaction so accurate 💀
Love “Schlatt” interacting with the small men who give him the time of day
@just i c e no one cares
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
Love "Schlatt" "interacting" with the "small" "men" who give "him" the time of "day"
was up with all these bots in the replys 💀💀
Why are there so many bots?!?!
You know it’s a good day when Shitter posts a new video
Jschlitoris
Shjicnhus
Shlanye Schlest
He hates “Schlews”
Shitler
16:10 is the start of the legacy known as Schlatt reacts to I Love UndertimeSlopper
The very last meme actually made me jump out of my seat that was so uncalled for
12:08 i love how schlatt once said he hates the schlanket and now he had one lmao
This comment gave me an TikTok ad with two animated cats kissing
@@thewas9971 OGM PLAS GOVE ME LINK 😳😳😳
I WANT A SCHLANKET SO BAD- God bless and Jesus loves y’all!!
That pig one is making me hungry
From “can we ban whoever the fuck said schlanket” to making his own schlanket
Nothing makes me more excited than seeing Charlie Schlaplin's Reaction content
Stop
The fact you knew the question was Mr sark on respawn inbox makes me love you more
Man i swear this guy is too good for our understanding
i like how schatt just casually has guns at his computer
'schlatt'
For Both To Have Ease Of Access In Case One Of Them Becomes Troublesome
Schlatt discovering UndertimeSlopper is what i needed to make my day
I love undertime slopper
@Jeremy I love undertime slopper
I love underlime slopper
14:32 I was just innocently taking a sip of water, and was caught off guard, and now there's water all over my floor. Thanks Schlatt.
lmao love the glock 17 at 7:04 in response to tik tok madness
I can’t believe “Schlatt” did these “Vile” things.
*Ok_Dont_Read_My_Namess* 😑.......
these comments 💀
Why are there so many bots- bro tf 🤣
And still the vileness pails in comparison to that of the atrocities in 1999 performed by a certain Schlabb
I can’t believe he “rated” these “TikTok’s”
I normally mind my swears, but this is such a RUclips move and there is no other word to describe it. Well done
rt game more like uhh boort
I agree. This is such a RUclips.
It is quite RUclips.
@@therealtony2009 Shup ya [RUclips], he's making a stand unlike the rest of us
is this... an rt reference in the wild??
Its 1:17 am and when i tell you my brain was FRIED after waching this 😭🤚
I do love the vid tho 🥲👍
gotta say, i do hate it when i fly all of a sudden
though i do love underlime slopper
19:59
As an Australian, I can confirm we speak like that when we get angry.
As another Australian, no we fucking don't.
@@malpheus4299 L
@@malpheus4299yeah we all speak like that. you're a FAKE
@@malpheus4299 as a European, that was supposed to be a joke, so I have to do the complementary r/woosh
Bro is demoman from TF1
24:37 **moonlight sonata ominously starts playing**
Thank you was trying to find out what song it was
The difference between his reaction and kwites reaction is night and day
Seriously tho, did anyone look at that man's neck? Fuckin Rombus shaped neck
12:14 made me accidentally snort milk and I was still laughing as I choked and died
Oddly wholesome seeing Schrotum get so excited about that kid doing half-jokes
thank you schlatt i had a shit day and these 30 mins of mindless on meth weird af tiktoks are exactly what i need
I’m guessing you could say you had a Jschit day.
Sorry, I’ll get off the stage.
@@kikkomori that was a schlitt joke you should feel schladd
Same
@@deepfriedmicrowavegaming3705 he schould be aschlamed of himself
@@kikkomori YOU STARTED A SMALL CHAIN OF THE EXACT COMMENTS I WANTED LMFAO 💀💀
kinda a schlame there wasn’t more comments tho
As a Boy Scout, I really appreciate schlatt telling me to get life, as it’s the rank right before eagle. Thank you, not many encourage me to advance in my boy scout career, so this was really special. 15:06
You got this champ! I succeeded on getting my Eagle Rank so I believe you can get it too!
boyscouts are the nature equivalent to soccer players
Boy Scouts are boys
@@danieltucker1403recently got my Eagle. Very good feeling.
Being in pain, and watching you is the best but worse thing ever. Crying and laughing at the same time 😂😂😂(I have a sprained leg🥹)
I love how he pulls a gun out every stream
11:22 this was absolutely DESERVED, fast food workers go through enough bullshit, and the last thing they need is a bullshitter.
I thought that too but the person behind them also has to deal with the accident :(
@@ActuallyDisturbedwon’t be paying for it tho
I wish you did more of these live. Your and chat's interactions are just so funny and they add so much.
its very risky tho, its hard to control and check if something doesnt break tos live
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter the videos are compiled by mods in his subreddit and he streams his reactions. none of them break TOS because the mods make sure they dont.
@@IGameShit sc czjzzdx g
WHERES THE VOD FOR THIS ONE PLEASE 💀💀💀
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144right I can’t find the vod either
I loved the part where he ranked them
how have I not watched this yet
10:56 we’ll that guy really knows how to *turn* the tables
Nice
The pig one genuinely shocked me so bad I almost fell over in shock
...your pfp is bringing back strange memories
I actually laughed so fucking hard i couldnt breathe
i enjoy taking a break from politics and the bullshit of the internet to watch schlatt react to funny videos
Best Schlage video
I LOVE UNDERTIME SLOPPER 16:10
W
I LOVE UNDERTINE SLOPPER 🤠
16:22
25:34 got to admit it was a good transition
0:11 im traumatized....
but also laughing ridiculously hard.
0:32 bro regretted his life decisions🤣
0:22 is the definition of pain
Sry I got the time wrong it’s actually 0:32 my bad