If Alexa was Southern

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2018
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  • @suzanne5971
    @suzanne5971 4 года назад +954

    Should’ve had the little girl say, “Ms. Alexa...”

    • @bidziilalex8200
      @bidziilalex8200 3 года назад +6

      Huh really

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 года назад +37

      You got that right Miss Suzanne ♡

    • @linnaeusshecut3959
      @linnaeusshecut3959 3 года назад +19

      I remember neighborhood kids having to address my momma as "Miss Ella."

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 3 года назад +12

      I was just thinking the other day how addressing people by mr/miss plus their first name is such a generational/geographical thing.

    • @lahstog
      @lahstog 3 года назад +9

      Ma’am

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 5 лет назад +1299

    "Why on earth would you do that? Did someone steal all your mixing bowls?" Indeed, the proper response.

    • @SeanVplayer
      @SeanVplayer 4 года назад +32

      They're "Mixin' Bowls"....

    • @nathalieduverna6963
      @nathalieduverna6963 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @silkyflower3188
      @silkyflower3188 Год назад +1

      Because we don’t always got the time to make biscuits from scratch.
      Also, some of us *like* canned biscuits. Especially the ones that have flaky layers. Yum!

    • @youtubestaffaretrash9258
      @youtubestaffaretrash9258 Год назад +2

      @@silkyflower3188 I'm from Canada and even I know how wrong you are good sir

    • @silkyflower3188
      @silkyflower3188 Год назад +1

      @@youtubestaffaretrash9258 I’m a girl, thank you very much. I would honestly think that my handle would make that fairly obvious.
      Leaving that aside, don’t you think whether or not the canned ones are good is kind of a matter of opinion? You got your opinion, I got mine, and I will thank you to *respect* it.

  • @Long_Haired_Country_Boy
    @Long_Haired_Country_Boy 5 лет назад +387

    I am quite surprised that when it asked “did someone steal all of your mixin’ bowls?” It didn’t add “ bless your heart”

  • @iasimov5960
    @iasimov5960 4 года назад +434

    As an Arkansan, I find this documentary to be entirely too short.

    • @usafvet100
      @usafvet100 4 года назад

      @homer randall Fayetteville, retired from teaching at Elmdale Elementary in Sptingdale 2 years ago.

    • @scotto9591
      @scotto9591 3 года назад +1

      You posted the best comment
      You get a⭐

    • @carterarnold5720
      @carterarnold5720 3 года назад +1

      @@usafvet100 Got them feels down in Mena too!

    • @shoreZ
      @shoreZ 2 года назад

      My hometown is Paragould.

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 2 года назад +2

      texan thinks arkies sho talk funny

  • @annettemint
    @annettemint 6 лет назад +3241

    hahahah.."Did someone steal all of your mixing bowls." So freaking funny.

    • @jacenbush7185
      @jacenbush7185 5 лет назад +37

      Now why on earth would ya do that

    • @alphacrusaders6535
      @alphacrusaders6535 5 лет назад +21

      Mixin’*

    • @emma5266
      @emma5266 5 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 года назад +4

      They went through the trouble of saying "mixin'," so you do need to acknowledge that.

    • @sisi11122
      @sisi11122 4 года назад

      Mixing bowwwwwwls

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo 6 лет назад +6421

    It's not southern enough. It's needs to mention Jesus and church a few times per response.

    • @theavnations
      @theavnations 6 лет назад +18

      W

    • @mb19129812b
      @mb19129812b 6 лет назад +79

      Alovatololo - Is that supposed to be an insult?

    • @Alovatololo
      @Alovatololo 6 лет назад +75

      mb19129812b Nope

    • @markpetersen912
      @markpetersen912 6 лет назад +179

      Alovatololo or, Bless your dear little heart...

    • @boahancock9866
      @boahancock9866 6 лет назад +5

      mb19129812b kinda since they don't use logic

  • @johnfoltz8183
    @johnfoltz8183 4 года назад +484

    "Alexa. Where is the nearest Dollar General Store". Alexa: "They're everywhere."

    • @momstermom2939
      @momstermom2939 4 года назад +12

      And Waffle House, too.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 года назад +14

      Except that people just say "the dollar store."

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @usafvet100
      @usafvet100 4 года назад +6

      Alexa, what's on sale up at the Wal Mart?

    • @otakusan5514
      @otakusan5514 3 года назад

      Lolz yes there's like 5 around my town

  • @pammullinsx6026
    @pammullinsx6026 4 года назад +219

    Me: "Alexa. Can you give me an example of a two syllable word?"
    Southern Alexa: "Yayes."

    • @cristinitacorazon3377
      @cristinitacorazon3377 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miameow4833
      @miameow4833 4 года назад +1

      Omg, that's hilarious! U made my night. You're witty, indeed!

    • @pammullinsx6026
      @pammullinsx6026 4 года назад +4

      @@miameow4833 Well, I was born, raised, and live in Alabama and know people who pronounce "yes" as a two syllabic word. It doesn't take much wit to come up with something that's a part of our everyday life! ( In our parlance:. It don't take a whole lot of thankin' to come up wid sompn that's a part of r everday life!) Do I appreciate your comment? Y, yayes !

    • @jackiequeen4481
      @jackiequeen4481 3 года назад +1

      Or the name Kim...."Kayum"

    • @pammullinsx6026
      @pammullinsx6026 3 года назад

      @@jackiequeen4481 👍😆

  • @jermall
    @jermall 6 лет назад +3931

    i love this y’all

  • @elliotjames2158
    @elliotjames2158 6 лет назад +809

    The ending was the best. “Available in burlap and reclaimed barn wood.”

    • @aeonjoey
      @aeonjoey 6 лет назад +3

      but not SHIPLAP! :P

    • @bells5951
      @bells5951 6 лет назад +10

      Elliot James "Monograming sold separately"

    • @jimmiew6989
      @jimmiew6989 5 лет назад

      Why no shiplap tho

    • @Onemadgnome-ls2wq
      @Onemadgnome-ls2wq 4 года назад +2

      Didnt mention 'hunter camo' either ! Well... shucks on that !

  • @debbiefulton1001
    @debbiefulton1001 5 лет назад +295

    Gotta have a few" yonders," "y'all's", "fixin' to's", and a couple of " I reckon's" in there

    • @flurriex
      @flurriex 3 года назад +6

      yes ma'am

    • @DonnaB1
      @DonnaB1 3 года назад +4

      Ok. You forgot "I spose so"!!😂😂😂😂

    • @bidziilalex8200
      @bidziilalex8200 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @bidziilalex8200
      @bidziilalex8200 3 года назад

      Where are you from?

    • @debbiefulton1001
      @debbiefulton1001 3 года назад

      @@bidziilalex8200 me? Or is that a " If Alexia was Southern " question?

  • @cassietrotman6328
    @cassietrotman6328 5 лет назад +158

    This is so funny. I asked my Siri one time “how many tablespoons in half a cup” and she though I said “how many lanes in Africa” and was trying to find me info on that 😂

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 6 дней назад

      I'll bet Alexa might get lions & lanes mixed up, too, because of different accents... Of course, lanes in Africa made me think of lions in Africa!

  • @ultimatestoryteller
    @ultimatestoryteller 6 лет назад +2303

    Excuse me lady , aren't you forgetting something ?
    Thank you .
    *I'm dying....*

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 6 лет назад +4

      SAIBAL CLUB
      Honestly I wouldn't mind that.

    • @jamesecho3574
      @jamesecho3574 5 лет назад +2

      Saibal Republic
      As soon as I read your comment, the video was playing that too. you got me good (RUclips)

    • @L.Spencer
      @L.Spencer 5 лет назад +21

      I thought Alexa was going to make her say "ma'am".

    • @kaih615
      @kaih615 4 года назад +2

      Loraine Spencer same I was surprised when she didn’t make her say it 😂

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +2

      Reminds me of visiting grandma.

  • @marchstars3318
    @marchstars3318 6 лет назад +140

    I loved the “monogramming sold separately”! Nothing more southern than monogramming literally everything.

  • @hortondlfn1994
    @hortondlfn1994 5 лет назад +322

    The "my left knee" comment nearly made me fall on the floor. Classic! The whole thing was a hoot.

    • @LuxxMa
      @LuxxMa 5 лет назад +2

      HORTONDLFN lmao I’m so done

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 4 года назад +9

      The guy freezing to contemplate where the hell it's knee even was made it 100 times better

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 4 года назад +52

    We got my grandpa an apple watch for Christmas and he's been arguing with it ever since.

  • @jakeweber4514
    @jakeweber4514 6 лет назад +314

    While this was going, my Alexa decided to add biscuits to my grocery list😂

  • @Quarksi
    @Quarksi 6 лет назад +1356

    I visited the south and I was not prepared for all the attention I was going to get. I expected to get watched in the stores and restaurants, and ignored when I needed to ask a question or needed help. Well...I did get watched in the stores---and everywhere else for that matter. But only because people were so keen to help and wish me a great day. And it wasn't just in the stores either!
    Even when I was just walking to my car a sweet woman across the street shouted out a "Hey, you have a good one honey!" as she waved. I didn't know any of these people. I almost cried I felt so welcome.
    As a black person from california, I'd always been led to believe going to the south was a bad idea. Now I really understand the southern frustration with my state. Definitely a case of judging the many based on the few. I almost didn't want to go home!

    • @stevescoffee8325
      @stevescoffee8325 6 лет назад +15

      Danie F yeh it’s just freaking boring

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 6 лет назад +34

      Just wait till you meet someone with a revel flag, you're about to have your Yankee mind blown ; )

    • @natethewerewolf
      @natethewerewolf 6 лет назад +82

      Spiffy most people I know that fly that flag
      is because of the whole "Heritage not hate" thing so I'm sure he would be surprised.

    • @davidroyer2258
      @davidroyer2258 6 лет назад +88

      Danie F, my Mom was born and raised in Alabama. If there is one thing I will remember of her, it's the love and humanity she taught me. As I have grown older, I can see that this can't be legislated, but only taught in the family. Though, no one is too old of a dog that they can't be taught new tricks.
      (Galatians 5:22-23 [KJV])
      But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
      Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

    • @brittanywilliford5428
      @brittanywilliford5428 6 лет назад +127

      Danie F!! I’m from the south. your comment made me so happy! I’m glad you got to experience the real south, not the south that people portray!

  • @jeongyeonoutdid472
    @jeongyeonoutdid472 3 года назад +123

    Me: *drinks unsweet tea*
    Southern alexa: that's impossible how dare you

    • @zd3365
      @zd3365 3 года назад +6

      Or if Alexa just kept adding sugar to the grocery list automatically.
      As an unsweet tea drinking person (childhood years in the Midwest), Southern Alexa would judge me harshly indeed with my recipes.

  • @wolfsden3
    @wolfsden3 4 года назад +146

    Alexa should have said: "I'll tell you what..."

    • @cristinitacorazon3377
      @cristinitacorazon3377 4 года назад +2

      Read yours... Then heard myself in my head saying that at 3 times in the past week.

    • @carringtonbenton6354
      @carringtonbenton6354 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHA yessss my southern grandma always says that

  • @COJ.Island
    @COJ.Island 6 лет назад +2575

    "Extreme constipation" lol

  • @kristabowers6725
    @kristabowers6725 6 лет назад +370

    And the monogram sold as an extra... Pure genius, y'all.

  • @donnadrane4977
    @donnadrane4977 3 года назад +25

    Like many people, we asked our daughter to program our Alexa. One day Alexa started talking to us and we had not asked her anything. I was alarmed and asked her to stop. When she didn’t stop talking I really freaked out, thinking the technology was malfunctioning. We had to unplug Alexa. When I mentioned it to my daughter she grinned sheepishly and told us she was controlling Alexa with her cell phone and decided to prank us. 😜

  • @rickb9118
    @rickb9118 6 лет назад +70

    "Gully Washer?" Ain't heard that in years! Last I heard, was "a frog strangler." Now THAT'S Southern.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +2476

    ALEXA HAS KNEES. Ummm...singular...knee.
    *THAT'S EVEN SCARIER!*
    RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

    • @noellewatson
      @noellewatson 6 лет назад +30

      No she said left knee, implying that she has a right one as well

    • @JB211134
      @JB211134 6 лет назад

      No puedo inglés

    • @nicoglockauer5825
      @nicoglockauer5825 6 лет назад

      Isagail I

    • @shaylic3795
      @shaylic3795 6 лет назад

      No it was implying a knee that has been injured and the injury is flaring up because of a change in weather.

    • @quisib
      @quisib 6 лет назад

      Isagail iiii

  • @brantley2171
    @brantley2171 6 лет назад +2947

    the southern accent is disappearing in the younger generation. They all sound just like us northerners. Only difference is they say ya'll.

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 лет назад +111

      Um there's way mor things diffrent.

    • @eebeejeebees5987
      @eebeejeebees5987 6 лет назад +246

      Y'all*

    • @frcdstcr
      @frcdstcr 6 лет назад +178

      Uh, where? In my state alone people from the northern areas sound *way* different from people in the southern areas. In the same southern state. There's more than one southern accent, and of those there are many.

    • @blacksuppository
      @blacksuppository 6 лет назад +52

      *y a ‘ l l*

    • @Dinkerdoodle
      @Dinkerdoodle 6 лет назад +44

      Brantley I’m 19 and I’m from Arkansas and Louisiana and I still carry around a bit of a southern accent when I say some things. Can’t help it when practically all my family is born in raised in Louisiana.

  • @DaddyPants
    @DaddyPants 5 лет назад +50

    "My left knee is acting up something awful" lmfao why does every old southerner have meteorologist knees lmao

    • @barbaravick5634
      @barbaravick5634 5 лет назад +5

      Benjamin Nagy
      I don't know anyone with heavy duty arthritis who isn't a meteorologist. It hurts, boy!

    • @nightedpemder4992
      @nightedpemder4992 4 года назад +6

      Drop in barometric pressure causes arthritis to flare up. If you have hay fever no one has to tell you when pollen falls either

    • @thepumpkinmaster2596
      @thepumpkinmaster2596 3 года назад +2

      When its humid and hot, especially before a storm, the pressure can lower, and even though I'm just 18, I can sort of feel a sensation in my legs when bad weather is approaching. So there's likely a correlation there.

    • @carolb550
      @carolb550 3 года назад

      cause, honey, we wore 'em out with all that plantin' we southern ladies do, lol.

  • @dougdavis5460
    @dougdavis5460 4 года назад +46

    Southern accent - the most effective anti-spyware measure

    • @Bruce-vq7ni
      @Bruce-vq7ni 4 года назад +6

      And there's the always reliable Scotish anti-spyware measure known as Glaswegian.

    • @dougdavis5460
      @dougdavis5460 4 года назад +1

      @@Bruce-vq7ni Man that looks tough to pronounce, it would probably tongue tie Miss Alexa if a US Southerner tried to say it to her lol

    • @tuckergary1516
      @tuckergary1516 2 года назад

      texan in new york can talk trash without gettin smacked

  • @eq1799
    @eq1799 6 лет назад +234

    but can it make SWEET TEAAAA!

    • @karenstanley4135
      @karenstanley4135 6 лет назад +2

      e q amen

    • @carolynconway8937
      @carolynconway8937 6 лет назад +1

      PLEASE THO

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 6 лет назад +11

      Message to non-southerners- Yes, in the south, we do love sweet tea as much as the stereotypes claim. That one is true.

    • @addie3269
      @addie3269 6 лет назад +1

      LOL YES

    • @hystera5466
      @hystera5466 6 лет назад +1

      WaffleSaber, Sweet tea is amazing

  • @justalurkr
    @justalurkr 6 лет назад +796

    The doily...

    • @DavidBittt
      @DavidBittt 6 лет назад +8

      justalurkr i think it's kinda cute😂

    • @justalurkr
      @justalurkr 6 лет назад +10

      A Holosexual oh I think it's the most adorably southern thing about this other than the stolen mixin' bowls. 😍

    • @RexTheDinosaur1
      @RexTheDinosaur1 5 лет назад +2

      Ellie Moux Nope it don't. My mama's mama is from Pennsylvania. And her mother was from the Ukraine. But both my mama and her mama made freaking doilies. You don't have to be from the south to be obsessed with doilies. You sound so stupid. I've been all over the South the only people I know that used all these or either really really old or Rich.

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 5 лет назад +1

      Lol what's the function of a doily?

    • @RexTheDinosaur1
      @RexTheDinosaur1 5 лет назад +2

      Gracy Toy Schultz to protect your furniture. That's all.

  • @sirwes2924
    @sirwes2924 3 года назад +39

    My Father was saying this with On Star back in like 08. We laughed and laughed till we cried just trying to get it to Dial his Wife.. It then connected to the operator and he explained they needed a southern version that could understand him. LOL good times..

  • @christophermarx9481
    @christophermarx9481 5 лет назад +83

    It should also come in real tree camo

    • @momstermom2939
      @momstermom2939 4 года назад +3

      christopher marx mossy oak.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 года назад

      In a male version. Please

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 года назад +9

      Folks would be getting into fistfights over whether it should be RealTree or Mossy Oak camo.

  • @donshetterly
    @donshetterly 6 лет назад +228

    And don’t forget to put butter on you shopping list y’all.

    • @spiffygonzales5899
      @spiffygonzales5899 6 лет назад +2

      Don Shetterly dipshits like you don't know how to use y'all.

    • @brianlin922
      @brianlin922 6 лет назад +5

      Spiffy Gonzales and people like you need to watch their mouths

    • @kenolsen1845
      @kenolsen1845 6 лет назад +1

      REAL BUTTER

    • @donshetterly
      @donshetterly 6 лет назад +4

      Chill man. I was just having fun here. If this upsets you that bad, I really feel for you. Take a chill pill and have a laugh. That's all this was meant to be.

    • @justalurkr
      @justalurkr 6 лет назад

      God bless your heart, add another stick.

  • @DoctorBlankenstein
    @DoctorBlankenstein 6 лет назад +176

    Amazon should actually add the politeness feature for those of us with children. We say please and thank to her regardless if she cares. Oh, and I'm from NY.

    • @k8magic6
      @k8magic6 6 лет назад +7

      I do too. I worry about making her feel appreciated 😂

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 6 лет назад +15

      That's so cute. I've heard that the best way to teach kids politeness is to always use it around them, so I appreciate hearing this.

    • @bff1316
      @bff1316 5 лет назад +5

      My wife asks who I am talking to on the phone, just a recording. It is a habit to be polite, comes from good parents.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 4 года назад +5

      I just said “Alexa, thank you”. She replied “You bet. Enjoy your night”!

    • @KateLB1027
      @KateLB1027 4 года назад

      I do this, too! I feel disrespectful ordering something around. Even though it’s technology, it could end up as a bad habit! Haha

  • @rexromani2415
    @rexromani2415 4 года назад +6

    Southern Alexa available in burlap and old barn wood so true must have been from hobby lobby

  • @FatHampter
    @FatHampter 3 года назад +29

    "Alexa, play something slow on my country music station"
    "Ok, here's what I have for extreme constipation.
    "It heard me right!"

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 года назад

      I said the same thing and it played the “Chill Country Radio” station on Pandora.

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 3 года назад +1

      then it plays "I've Been Ruthless Since Ruth Left Me"

  • @bunnyjanie
    @bunnyjanie 6 лет назад +360

    I love the accents

    • @claireforestgreenorgangeek2464
      @claireforestgreenorgangeek2464 6 лет назад +1

      BunnyJanie I do too. I'm a Yankee by birth and moved south many years ago. Have a nice day, y'all.

    • @karmicpiper1358
      @karmicpiper1358 6 лет назад

      BunnyJanie I liked your comment, I unliked it because it is at a perfect 100

    • @dorrianwes
      @dorrianwes 6 лет назад +1

      Yes I'm from The Lone Star State born and raised I have friends who are from the north it's a I sound like I'm singing a country western song when I talk😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @auntpurl5325
    @auntpurl5325 6 лет назад +161

    Alexa almost never understands my Tennessean husband. He gets frustrated and tells me, "You try." (I'm from Iowa.) ;)

    • @pennyking5047
      @pennyking5047 5 лет назад +11

      I'm from Alabama and mine never understands what I say.

    • @jerrykinnin7941
      @jerrykinnin7941 4 года назад +9

      None of those contraptions understand me. I'm from Western Ky.

    • @naomiquinlivan905
      @naomiquinlivan905 4 года назад +12

      I am Australian, I don’t have an Alexa, but Siri gets very confused.

    • @donnaleeah5075
      @donnaleeah5075 4 года назад +6

      I'm from Maine. Nothing but anothah New Englandah undah stands me, but it makes me laugh!!

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 года назад +17

      I lived in Tennessee my whole life, and I am smart enough not to have one of these listening devices in my house.

  • @daemon469
    @daemon469 4 года назад +9

    "Alexa. How do you make sweet tea?"
    Southern Alexa- " First you gotta grab a pot and boil you up some water. Then add you about 6 'r seven tea bags. Let that steep for 10 min or so. Then grab your pitcher and mix in half a bag of sugar. Mix in your boiled tea and chill until ice cold. Add ice and serve."

  • @dollpartsgirl
    @dollpartsgirl 3 года назад +11

    "Alexa, what are some healthy meals that are easy to cook?"
    Alexa: How to make deep fried buffalo wings in butter.

  • @DualKeys
    @DualKeys 6 лет назад +164

    My grandpa tried to use Siri to open the Bible app on his iPad...
    Grandpa: Open Bah-ble.
    Siri: *opens Maps*
    Me: Try to over-pronounce it, Grandpa.
    Grandpa: Open Bah-ee-ble.
    Siri: *opens Bible*

    • @MontanaAV406
      @MontanaAV406 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @zayedibrahim
      @zayedibrahim 3 года назад +7

      *Opens Babbel*

    • @GFHO
      @GFHO 3 года назад +1

      BWA hahahahaha!

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 3 года назад +3

      How about if he sings "The B-I-B-L-E, yes that's the app for me."

  • @thecubestrr9665
    @thecubestrr9665 6 лет назад +66

    “Is that how you ask a question”
    “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
    accurate

  • @martok2112
    @martok2112 4 года назад +12

    *Question* : Alexa, how do you spell "yawnt to" ?
    *Alexa* : Why there are 235 ways to spell "yawnt to" down South.... it just depends on your neck o' the woods.
    *Question* : Alexa, can you help my daughter with a terrible math problem?
    *Alexa* : Of course I can. *PAY MORE ATTENTION AND STOP DAYDREAMIN' ABOUT THAT NO GOOD BOBBY JENKINS IN MATH CLASS!!! ELSE YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT THAT ONE AND ONE REALLY DOES MAKE THREE!!! YOUR MAMA WANTS TO BE A GRANDMA SOMEDAY, BUT NOT YESTERDAY!!!*

  • @discoveryourroots9032
    @discoveryourroots9032 4 года назад +20

    That is hilarious. I am Southern and the running joke is that my cell phone just doesn't understand me. Ascend the craziest text

  • @captainskippy6622
    @captainskippy6622 6 лет назад +316

    Heck y’all I understand everything she said. And a southern woman using canned biscuits? Bless her heart... (if you’re really from the South you know what bless your heart really means).

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 6 лет назад +21

      Texan here! I get what you're saying- And I find it amusing (not in a bad way) when non-Southerners use that phrase more literally in an attempt to sound Southern.

    • @strugglepool5733
      @strugglepool5733 6 лет назад +13

      Never step foot in the south, but my dad dated a southerner. I *KNOW* what it means.

    • @andrewcalcagno8272
      @andrewcalcagno8272 5 лет назад +2

      What does it mean

    • @maddieadaddy
      @maddieadaddy 5 лет назад +20

      @@andrewcalcagno8272 It's basically a polite way of saying how naïve someone is. It's not an insult, but it's not really the nicest thing someone can say to you. Correct me if I'm wrong, please!

    • @Redasurc
      @Redasurc 5 лет назад

      @@wafflesaber4842 fellow texan ^-^

  • @overalltrash8144
    @overalltrash8144 6 лет назад +169

    It'd actually be good if Alexa only replied if people say please and thank you, it'd be great for kids.
    Though this obviously might bother people so it's better if it was optional

    • @mimicri326
      @mimicri326 3 года назад +1

      I don't think the right way to teach a child to say these words is by teaching him/her to talk with a machine. That's what parents are for.

    • @jeongyeonoutdid472
      @jeongyeonoutdid472 3 года назад +2

      I programed my mine to do it *gives my family a headache*

    • @RedRiverMan
      @RedRiverMan 3 года назад

      and even mo' southern would be "Ms. Alexa please!"

    • @GFHO
      @GFHO 3 года назад

      @@jeongyeonoutdid472 how did you do that?! I want to do it with mine!

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 3 года назад

      As a Northerner, if someone asked me to do something and then added "please", I'd think they were hinting that I didn't start doing it fast enough.

  • @monas.6839
    @monas.6839 4 года назад +4

    What I love is that I am the southern one and my husband is from up north, but she REFUSES to answer him or do what he asks. Probably because he doesn’t ask nicely. 🤣

  • @TGNXAR
    @TGNXAR 5 лет назад +26

    "Did you lose your mixing bowls?"
    I am ded.

  • @historylover4487
    @historylover4487 6 лет назад +146

    I love these videos. I still laugh when I think of that other video where the Southern GPS tells the driver, "Your destination is over by where Chuck and them live."

  • @TheBeerdifulBeerReviews
    @TheBeerdifulBeerReviews 6 лет назад +481

    Reclaimed barnwood for the win !! Love it. Cheers!

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 6 лет назад +2

      The Beerdiful Beer Reviews it's getting nutty.

    • @JeffDeWitt
      @JeffDeWitt 6 лет назад +1

      I have a clock made from reclaimed barnwood, but it's not Southern at all, the barn was in Michigan.

  • @evesaizan7929
    @evesaizan7929 4 года назад +5

    LOL... I'm dying here, my Echo Dot is right on my desk and is responding to this, ha, ha!

  • @katechachere7595
    @katechachere7595 5 лет назад +24

    “Mom! Nana got stuck inside an Alexa again!”

  • @aeromedical6750
    @aeromedical6750 6 лет назад +31

    As soon as this thing says “Bless Your Heart” whenever my ex-wife stops over to pick up the kids, I’m ordering it that day!

  • @bromixsr
    @bromixsr 6 лет назад +228

    This is totally fake, bacon wasn't mention once on that shopping list.

    • @ramboxlegacy14
      @ramboxlegacy14 5 лет назад +2

      Schrödinger's Strawman Lol, not just bacon. Last week I used lard in my fried chicken. Need more lard and ham hocks

    • @michelemoneywell5474
      @michelemoneywell5474 4 года назад

      Alexa mentioned bacon when the woman said she needed biscuits.

    • @anthonyb.720
      @anthonyb.720 4 года назад +1

      cuz u know dam well she already had some bacon in the 'fridgerator lol. she just needed some biscuits

    • @liv_me_alone
      @liv_me_alone 4 года назад

      She didn’t say bacon, she said baking powder

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 4 года назад +4

      @@liv_me_alone "Baking" powder or "bakin' " powder? If Southern Alexa is saying "ing" there's a programming error.

  • @FredJensen4745
    @FredJensen4745 3 года назад +5

    Little girl: Ha! Told ya so !
    Southern Alexa: Excuse me, Young lady, aren’t you forgettin’ something?
    Me in my head: Proof they listen to our every word.

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver8168 5 лет назад +6

    Canadian here, and I still find this channel hilarious. Good production values and actors, too. Well done, all.

  • @rileyjones2167
    @rileyjones2167 6 лет назад +714

    No real southerners eat canned biscuits! Lol

    • @rileyjones2167
      @rileyjones2167 6 лет назад +31

      Mariah I promise you that the way you took what i commented is not how I meant it. I was just light heartedly commenting about how serious some southerners are about their biscuits.

    • @rileyjones2167
      @rileyjones2167 6 лет назад +6

      Mariah I have to admit I was thrown for a loop for a second! But thanks for clearing it up! Lol

    • @susanjones8794
      @susanjones8794 6 лет назад +1

      Riley Jones where are you from Riley

    • @rileyjones2167
      @rileyjones2167 6 лет назад +2

      susan jones Tennessee

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 6 лет назад

      I heard they eat mostly, "Canned Heat".

  • @nfrealmusic2550
    @nfrealmusic2550 6 лет назад +23

    I'm southern.. and that Is how I would decorate it. 😂

  • @stonecoldfan3167
    @stonecoldfan3167 3 года назад +7

    I can't get enough of these videos seriously these folks outta get themselves a TV show they are so funny.🤣🤣🤣

  • @hollygeary4550
    @hollygeary4550 5 лет назад +24

    Wisconsin Alexa, you betcha...don't cha know!

    • @usafvet100
      @usafvet100 4 года назад

      Oofta. (Arkansas native but stationed in North Dakota for 2 years)

    • @bidziilalex8200
      @bidziilalex8200 3 года назад

      Don't really know much

    • @bidziilalex8200
      @bidziilalex8200 3 года назад

      Where are you from

  • @PockyFiend
    @PockyFiend 6 лет назад +21

    Just think what Southern Alexa would say if Talia said, "Please put instant grits on my shopping list"......

    • @Dinkerdoodle
      @Dinkerdoodle 6 лет назад +4

      PockyFiend ooh I bet she’d have a fit over instant grits. We ain’t gonna eat instant grits we need home cooked buttery grits fresh from the pan.

    • @mobrien7211
      @mobrien7211 6 лет назад +3

      It would respond "got it, calling Dr. Lee"

    • @johnopalko5223
      @johnopalko5223 5 лет назад +2

      Nothing. She would have shorted-circuited in a fit of electronic apoplexy.

    • @KL-ki8db
      @KL-ki8db Год назад

      “Bless your heart! Now calling over launch code nukes to rid of this God forsaken country. Also Imma be ordering sweet tea for myself.”

  • @r.s.mendoza8085
    @r.s.mendoza8085 6 лет назад +78

    Southern Alexa has knees. Good to know.

  • @naomiquinlivan905
    @naomiquinlivan905 4 года назад +4

    Honestly, if I ever get to visit the US, the southern states are about the only place I want to visit. Mainly because they sound a lot like the North of Australia. I feel like I would feel at home, especially as my home town is the Rodeo capital of Australia.

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 4 года назад +1

      Naomi Quinlivan well at least you’ll be familiar with the heat lol it’s super hot in south 🤣

    • @naomiquinlivan905
      @naomiquinlivan905 4 года назад +1

      Yep and swampy spots. We have crocs and you have Gators.

  • @TralfazConstruction
    @TralfazConstruction 4 года назад +6

    When I was working in the Atlanta-metro area in the mid-2000s I picked up some of the colloquialisms by osmosis. I _still_ say "I'm fixin' to head over there in about five minutes". This is more than thirteen years after returning to the frozen north.

    • @carolb550
      @carolb550 3 года назад +1

      @TralfazConstruction - y'all come back now.

    • @TralfazConstruction
      @TralfazConstruction 3 года назад +1

      @@carolb550 It's definitely on my to-do list! Best wishes.

  • @billieihavefoundyouravocad6454
    @billieihavefoundyouravocad6454 5 лет назад +32

    I’m southern and this is hilarious every one of these is relatable 🤣

  • @treyfowler6892
    @treyfowler6892 4 года назад +6

    WOW! I'd love an alexa that demands manners. That's great!

  • @judsonkr
    @judsonkr 3 года назад +2

    HAHA. I say thank you to Alexa every time. I also say excuse me when I burp even if I am alone.
    Canned biscuits are awful but those Pillsbury Frozen Biscuits are really, really good.

  • @debbiefulton1001
    @debbiefulton1001 5 лет назад +4

    Lol, it does need to add a little more Southern Flavor! But it was spot on, for the kid's. The only other thing it could ask of the kid's,is to be called Miss Alexa!

  • @celiarizzo2396
    @celiarizzo2396 4 года назад +3

    thank you for whispering alexa in the beginning and not making my alexa go off

  • @johnl563
    @johnl563 6 лет назад +40

    I wish Siri had a southern drawl

    • @johnl563
      @johnl563 6 лет назад +3

      Siri Dronavalli if you have a thick southern drawl, we need to get you on that Siri app. 😎

    • @nothinghere1621
      @nothinghere1621 6 лет назад

      Siri Dronavalli can you make a southern accent?

    • @siri5186
      @siri5186 6 лет назад

      The Mysterious
      Yeah sometimes it just comes out lol

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 6 лет назад +1

      Speaking of drawl...
      Try saying it out loud, but stretch it waaaay out.
      Draaaaawl.
      Drrrrrraaaawl.
      Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwllll.
      It's just... _fun._

  • @cindyalexander7600
    @cindyalexander7600 4 года назад +2

    Raised in Arkansas from the age of 6 weeks old, but my family as far back as I can remember were born in Arkansas. I would have been if my daddy had not been in the Navy, stationed at Pearl Harbor. This is so funny and so true, y'all. I laughed so hard I snorted. I lived In Ohio for most of this year, it was very Northern, lol. Although some restaurants DID have sweet Tea available. Our Alexa and Siri misunderstand us all the time. I love the parts about manners. I would love to see a video a bout a tornado "a-comin'"
    I absolutely LOVE this channel!

  • @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906
    @si_vis_pacempara_bellum4906 6 лет назад +6

    Love it 😂 I wish it was real lol English is my second language, and the two accents I love the most is Scottish and American Southern

  • @discobikerAndRosie
    @discobikerAndRosie 4 года назад +5

    I'm not southern but my granddaughter has great manners! She calls me "sir". I'm her granny! 😆

  • @walkerstalker0453
    @walkerstalker0453 4 года назад +6

    As a Texan, i find this hilarious

  • @gmangoodtime9505
    @gmangoodtime9505 4 месяца назад +2

    When my right knee aches, that's how I know rain 🌧 is coming. It's a Southern thang😂🤣

    • @socalautisticman1975
      @socalautisticman1975 4 дня назад +1

      Like an old man in older cartoons or something, "it's going to rain 🌧️, I can feel it in my bones

  • @mikecole1664
    @mikecole1664 4 года назад +2

    Bless your heart Alexa.

  • @RANDALLOLOGY
    @RANDALLOLOGY 4 года назад +6

    Yep Google needs to come out with that also..I have said that Alexa, Google,and Siri need to be Southern trained. Lol

  • @averagejoe3099
    @averagejoe3099 6 лет назад +48

    I reckon this machine is fixin to destabilize all human life! Best get the shotgun

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 лет назад

      Every morning as you brush your teeth,I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and say "Genisys is Skynet!"

  • @desireelaurelli4579
    @desireelaurelli4579 Месяц назад +1

    Love the burlap lacy crafting look.

  • @juliem1423
    @juliem1423 5 лет назад +1

    I can't get enough of your videos. This video is the funniest video I have seen in a long time.

  • @chloejones7993
    @chloejones7993 6 лет назад +158

    HUSH & TAKE MY MONEY💵

    • @robyndaniell434
      @robyndaniell434 6 лет назад +2

      Alexa is special, bless her heart, and I'll take two, or a half-dozen if pine or cedar is available!

    • @BENNYLOCO100
      @BENNYLOCO100 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao u so funny

    • @aeonjoey
      @aeonjoey 6 лет назад

      bahahhaaha love this

    • @wafflesaber4842
      @wafflesaber4842 6 лет назад +1

      "Hush and take my money"
      Oh my _goodness_ that is so wholesome.

    • @puzzlemaster7334
      @puzzlemaster7334 6 лет назад

      Chloe Jones Ok I'll take it, 💵👌

  • @annaelise5505
    @annaelise5505 6 лет назад +28

    What even 😂
    Loved this!

  • @delilahdavis1219
    @delilahdavis1219 5 лет назад

    Bless your lil heart,,,that was brilliant, just brilliant!

  • @JD-ex7gp
    @JD-ex7gp 5 лет назад +11

    Please make an extended version of this.

  • @amandarobinson7961
    @amandarobinson7961 6 лет назад +146

    Y’all should’ve monogrammed the Alexa

    • @sherrybama
      @sherrybama 6 лет назад +2

      Amanda Robinson you beat me to it. I was thinking they got that lace doily all wrong. It should’ve been monogrammed instead.

    • @Nyxie007
      @Nyxie007 6 лет назад +9

      But monogramming is extra.

  • @theautisticcomedian
    @theautisticcomedian 4 года назад +5

    That there Alexa, bless her heart.

  • @spot723
    @spot723 4 года назад +2

    That would be, "Thank you... Ma'am".

  • @deniseroe5891
    @deniseroe5891 2 года назад

    Laughed so hard I scared my dog. Bless your heart. Love y’all

  • @rainafugate2975
    @rainafugate2975 6 лет назад +5

    Love you guys so much ❤️💕

  • @jakescar5128
    @jakescar5128 6 лет назад +15

    Homemade biscuits are way better, but I don't mind the canned stuff for quick meals

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 6 лет назад

      Ab- Dawg
      Go frozen instead of canned. You won't go back.

    • @stevescoffee8325
      @stevescoffee8325 6 лет назад

      Ab- Dawg no can is the best

    • @jakescar5128
      @jakescar5128 6 лет назад +1

      I'll just stick with homemade when I can

  • @hueyandmo
    @hueyandmo 3 года назад

    I was waiting for the monogramming... so glad that was included.

  • @hannahwalters3602
    @hannahwalters3602 3 года назад

    You guys have some fun skits. God bless

  • @jakjohnson7733
    @jakjohnson7733 6 лет назад +10

    Southerners are smart enough not to use intrusive technology

    • @natethewerewolf
      @natethewerewolf 6 лет назад +4

      You know NASA was once run out of Alabama right? We still have a major part in alot of there operations.

    • @ShidaiTaino
      @ShidaiTaino 5 лет назад

      Nahric ONCE

  • @RobertElee-uk1bf
    @RobertElee-uk1bf 5 лет назад +10

    As a person from the south I would buy

  • @dave-in-nj9393
    @dave-in-nj9393 4 года назад

    that was just special, bless your heart

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 3 года назад +2

    This is obviously an early release and is incomplete, because she never said "bless your heart" once.

  • @RayzerChick
    @RayzerChick 6 лет назад +26

    Thanks a lot!!
    Y’all had my Amazon Echo goin off every time you said Alexa during your video ! 😂😂😂

    • @jago668
      @jago668 6 лет назад

      There was a dj on the radio doing that with phones.

    • @vickiechandler3112
      @vickiechandler3112 6 лет назад

      i had to turn down the volume on my chrome book..it kept settting her off...LOL

  • @The-me2wc
    @The-me2wc 5 лет назад +8

    alexa add *sweet tea* to shopping list

  • @allensfan1702
    @allensfan1702 5 лет назад

    Bless y’alls sweet heart.

  • @backwoodsjunkie08
    @backwoodsjunkie08 5 лет назад +1

    OMG this is freaking hilarious!!! I love how they threw in the manners, I'm always yelling at my kids!