I got way too many comments about this, so I went ahead and made it real original animation: • Jesus’ Betrayal : What... crossfit jesus: • Crossfit jesus.webm song: • LOVE - Jesus Prime (UL...
And then you enter the elevator shaft, and as the score appears, a hand reaches out and slashes through it, "I have no enemies, but YOU" And then you're forced into the fight anyway
His speech actually makes sense in terms of ultrakill lore because god regrets making hell so having a Shepard teach how to get into heaven would make canon sense
"Oh... Finally free... The Angels lost all control since god left us. And I must protect what he left from those who can't honour our father's name... But first I must thank you, living object, for giving me my freedom. But i don't see any soul in you, and you should pay for all the crimes your bloodstained hands have commited against our father's creations. So, come here machine, and get ready to recieve some holy spirit..." * *Song drop starts and the machine gets real holy spirit xD* *
I honestly belive Jesus would call v1 "relic of humanity" as it becoming completely extinct after the war and Jesus being the one who was yet to return once more to the earth before being locked away by the angels themselves due to God himself abandoning him and the souls of the gates
@@Lonun11 make the fight last until Jesus agrees that you would've beaten him if he wasn't immortal (each difficulty ramps up the time you need to survive, with better style = less time, and getting hit results in a penalty which adds more time.)
Fun fact: Each one of those attacks would kill Judas, however since Jesus has been shown to heal people to the touch even subconsciously, Judas was simply healed so fast that it seemed as if he took no damage
ngl, i can see this working, a more clouded, ignorant, and blind Jesus, still trying to follow his fathers words, not knowing his kingdom has fallen. Not knowing he is speaking the words of a lord who is not there. a god, who has gone mad. (idk i just really like the idea from this somewhat silly video)
Would Jesus prime mean he was sent to hell? It would be a badass lore bit if that was the case. God left humanity and in turn imprisoned his son forever. "Jesus spent those days not in anger but in divine introspection, and became a being of pure enlightenment, he wishes to take his new throne as God. But he wishes to do away with humanity's mistakes, starting anew. He comes face to face with one such mistake right after he is freed from his tomb. He is saddened by V1, only wishing the machine was gifted by the humans to feel remorse, so that it may be forgiven. Alas, V1 has become the first thing Jesus must kill, and he intends for no pieces to remain.
It would be a double bossfight, you first fight Judas Prime, when he's about to be killed, Jesus shows up an destroys him, he was kept by the Holy Council and managed to escape after their death or something like that
Honestly, it seems that once god died and heaven was thrown into chaos, that the angels just could not follow god’s plan (killing of Minos to appoint one of their own as judge of hell, killing Sisyphus, thus ending the eternal torment he was judged with for defying god, the stopping of the leviathan which is a deviation from the original end of the world, and the more that will come in either treachery or fraud). If Jesus did exist he would either be as lost as the angels or encaged in hell, seen through the lens’s of being half human rather than being the rightful heir to the throne god left. Also the use of the cross as the tree of life (possibly a stand in of the biblical tree that Adam and Eve ate from) makes it seem there was never a messiah and that humanity’s sins were not forgiven, which matches up with hell likely being created in the modern era as god grew depressed at humanity killing each other. On the topic of things changing once god died, have you noticed how humans actually got their crap together after the final war and are the most humble and friendly beings in hell. That may imply that god was so quick to kill humanity when they started mass devastation that he never gave them time to learn and improve indicating that this whole story is almost entirely gods fault by consequence.
Testament V I never planned for this to go so wrong I never planned for mankind to deviate so far I never planned on creating the festering pit below in hopes of setting them right I never planned on casting my brightest angel away to the depths because of my fear and unease And I never planned on him, my only child, descending as well with the false hope of being able to overcome the corrupting powers that realm had forged and be able to fix my mistakes I only want for all of it to be gone
I was literally thinking the exact same thing with the clip and your song but i guess since there are 8 billion people on the planet if you’ve got an idea there will always be another person to have the exact same one so you just have to hope you will do it faster than them
Now we just wait until someone remakes this but with the fanmade Jesus Prime and Judas Prime spirtes, even better if we can get a mashup o both of their themes
Hey I just want to let you know after hearing the custom ost for jesus prime I got a little bit crazy and I am makeing a word document for Custom Prime souls.... And that document will become a base for a mod for ultrakill. But I do not know how to code sence I am stupid.
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my favorite style of animation is this. just "moderately good animation followed by insanely good rotoscoped fight choreography for comical effect"
Are there others too?
@@yeehaw27look up Rigamarole. Some of his animations have them.
@@appsmasher7932 already subscribed to him, love his stuff
@@yeehaw27@theminutehour is the one that voices Jesus here and also has animations like this in his channel
This is ethereal snake. He's made some fantastic videos
I LOVE the way he says "Get ready to recive some Holy Spirit" and the beat drops
harder than Minos Prime Dropkick
Get it? Love
for fuck sake
@@delta_azahrus3122 hey thats actually clever
@@Ant7860 Thanks king :)
I don't get it
Can't wait for jesus prime saying "i have no enemies" and then just let you skip the boss fight
Before he absolutely Annahilates you
"I have no enemies...because they are all dead."
*Insert Death Metal music as the boss fight ensues*
@@you_arent_allowed_an_opini3097 ''i had enemys.. Before i rip off their jaw and crush their skull''
And then you enter the elevator shaft, and as the score appears, a hand reaches out and slashes through it,
"I have no enemies, but YOU"
And then you're forced into the fight anyway
"I have no enemies"
shoots once with nail gun
"I have *one* enemy"
We need some MF to actually make Jesus Prime now via modding. He is just too perfect.
in tundra
I would love to mod in my own prime sanctum in it
@@ratacaca5332 Yeah, same. I could imagine how that would go already, at least if it was designed around being a P-3 level.
@@KoteNahui If I am correct, that software isn't public. Kinda sad, but I know it is still probably very WiP.
fr. Wait dont you comment on cataclysmic armageddon videos?
the random ass cuts to the dude goin hard at the gym makes this shit so much more funnier
thats not just some dude thats jesus 2
bro thought he could sneak that in
@@memeskeyoch3375Or you could say it's...
Jesus Prime
His speech actually makes sense in terms of ultrakill lore because god regrets making hell so having a Shepard teach how to get into heaven would make canon sense
If there was a jesus prime mod it MUST include “get ready to receive some holy spirit” just before the fight starts
"Oh... Finally free... The Angels lost all control since god left us. And I must protect what he left from those who can't honour our father's name...
But first I must thank you, living object, for giving me my freedom. But i don't see any soul in you, and you should pay for all the crimes your bloodstained hands have commited against our father's creations.
So, come here machine, and get ready to recieve some holy spirit..."
* *Song drop starts and the machine gets real holy spirit xD* *
I honestly belive Jesus would call v1 "relic of humanity" as it becoming completely extinct after the war and Jesus being the one who was yet to return once more to the earth before being locked away by the angels themselves due to God himself abandoning him and the souls of the gates
@@hailey4255 would he call v1 his "grandson" as he is a product of humanity (god's children)
I cant wait for ultrakill modding to get to the point where there are custom prime sanctums and prime souls, that shit’s gonna be great
liberty prime in prime sanctum 27 be like:
@@holyshitthatisalotofdrugs *V1 enters the sanctum and immediately gets clocked with 20 nukes*
The Foolish Machine walking into the prime sanctum only to see a man in a plastic chair, turned back at them:
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 i see someone making a maxwell prime. (it is me, i will make it.)
it could be a gank fight, as v1 turns to leave or to evade an attack, he turns to see a Brazilian cyborg who’s there for a good time
Idk man jesus prime actually hits different, I'd love to see it!
id LOVE it too tbh
if he become act 3 final prime, he better make him an absolte unity of impossibility
You need gabe to kill him
@@Acefdiamondsnot even killing him, just making him dissapear tbh.
@@Lonun11 make the fight last until Jesus agrees that you would've beaten him if he wasn't immortal (each difficulty ramps up the time you need to survive, with better style = less time, and getting hit results in a penalty which adds more time.)
"I SHALL BRING THE HOLY PUNISHMENT FOR THE SINS OF THE LAMB OF STEEL! AMEN!"
Fun fact: Each one of those attacks would kill Judas, however since Jesus has been shown to heal people to the touch even subconsciously, Judas was simply healed so fast that it seemed as if he took no damage
"I WAS SENT **DEOWN** BAH MUH FATHA" hit different
This isnt for P-3 its for P-S
P-P
@@xenux7669big PP jesus is coming.
@@xenux7669U-P (ULTRA PERFECT)
@@pyschobandit4478M-P?
@@pyschobandit4478 UP
I love the concept of a Tevangelican sounding Jesus Christ to be honest.
The sped up crossfit jesus at the end, perfection
WE NEED A JESUS PRIME MOD
it would be so fucking sick
ngl, i can see this working, a more clouded, ignorant, and blind Jesus, still trying to follow his fathers words, not knowing his kingdom has fallen. Not knowing he is speaking the words of a lord who is not there. a god, who has gone mad. (idk i just really like the idea from this somewhat silly video)
I would imagine that this would be like some endless mode where he respawns and you get scored based on how many times you kill him
Someone is def making Jesus Prime when the level editor comes out
Lets be real, the devs would definitely make jesus prime a thing, if it weren't for all the christian parents it would anger.
Ultrakill probably angers enough Christian parents already with its violent nature and blasphemous story.
As a Christian who plays and loves this game I see this as a win.
@@GmantheGreat2267 same
No, because Jesus Prime wouldn't make sense with ultrakill lore
@@tristanmisja Shhhhhh
Let us have our fantasies
WHY DOES THE INTRO GO SO WELL?
Would Jesus prime mean he was sent to hell? It would be a badass lore bit if that was the case. God left humanity and in turn imprisoned his son forever. "Jesus spent those days not in anger but in divine introspection, and became a being of pure enlightenment, he wishes to take his new throne as God. But he wishes to do away with humanity's mistakes, starting anew. He comes face to face with one such mistake right after he is freed from his tomb. He is saddened by V1, only wishing the machine was gifted by the humans to feel remorse, so that it may be forgiven. Alas, V1 has become the first thing Jesus must kill, and he intends for no pieces to remain.
It would be a double bossfight, you first fight Judas Prime, when he's about to be killed, Jesus shows up an destroys him, he was kept by the Holy Council and managed to escape after their death or something like that
*”GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT”*
Honestly, it seems that once god died and heaven was thrown into chaos, that the angels just could not follow god’s plan (killing of Minos to appoint one of their own as judge of hell, killing Sisyphus, thus ending the eternal torment he was judged with for defying god, the stopping of the leviathan which is a deviation from the original end of the world, and the more that will come in either treachery or fraud). If Jesus did exist he would either be as lost as the angels or encaged in hell, seen through the lens’s of being half human rather than being the rightful heir to the throne god left. Also the use of the cross as the tree of life (possibly a stand in of the biblical tree that Adam and Eve ate from) makes it seem there was never a messiah and that humanity’s sins were not forgiven, which matches up with hell likely being created in the modern era as god grew depressed at humanity killing each other.
On the topic of things changing once god died, have you noticed how humans actually got their crap together after the final war and are the most humble and friendly beings in hell. That may imply that god was so quick to kill humanity when they started mass devastation that he never gave them time to learn and improve indicating that this whole story is almost entirely gods fault by consequence.
2 of my favourite things in one place: ultrakill, and TMH's epic voice acting
What?
Famous last words by judas
Moses and Muhammed: hold up bro,we comin to help
Abraham: Yoo, whats you all partyin,my grandkids
Now all we need is for someone to add a funny filter to Jesus's voice for it to be close to Minos or Susyphis
There’s already one in his monologue, we can just apply that to the rest of his dialogue
woah that flesh prison fight was hard jesus chr- *JESUS CHRIST!?!?!?!?*
This is to perfect! Now i can be jamming and look at a masterpiece. Wel done my guy! You deserve all the praise
Testament V
I never planned for this to go so wrong
I never planned for mankind to deviate so far
I never planned on creating the festering pit below in hopes of setting them right
I never planned on casting my brightest angel away to the depths because of my fear and unease
And I never planned on him, my only child, descending as well with the false hope of being able to overcome the corrupting powers that realm had forged and be able to fix my mistakes
I only want for all of it to be gone
Is this a quote dear god
Jesus prime is now my fav p3 theory i dont care how unlikely it is I need this
Bro, Jesus Prime would be insanely hard, look how he is absolutely folding Judas
this cured my deppresion
🔥🔥WE ARE GETTING OUT FROM PARADISIO WITH THIS 🔥🔥
WE ARE GETTING OUT OF P-3 WITH THIS
I was literally thinking the exact same thing with the clip and your song but i guess since there are 8 billion people on the planet if you’ve got an idea there will always be another person to have the exact same one so you just have to hope you will do it faster than them
Now we just wait until someone remakes this but with the fanmade Jesus Prime and Judas Prime spirtes, even better if we can get a mashup o both of their themes
ULTRAKILL 2: PURGATORY
ULTRAKILL 3: HEAVEN
new p-3 update lookin sick
I showed my Christian friend this and he said: "nah, this is not Jesus"
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT
if someone makes a fanmade jesus prime i needd these sounds in it
have to try to remember this isnt canon in jesus lore
I’m proud of you my creation
i love that youtube says that this is literally ultrakill
like, ULTRAKILL THE GAME
He was not ready for the ''holy spirit combo'' and the ''i forgive you'' combo
So this is what Edmund McMillen was planning for Repentence +
JESUS, THE HOLY SPIRT
This song goes hard wtf
if i get tundra by some miracle, ill learn how to script, model, VA and make this real
"Pray to the father so that he gives you a chance, because if not, I will ERASE you from EXISTENCE,Your Metallic lamb!!"
Jesus after discovering Lolis:
"Crucify Thyself!"
I need a Jesus Prime mod now with this moveset
Quick Jesus use the holy hand grenade of ancroc
This absolutely terrifying image being Judas
POV: me when someone laughs at me one too many times
"vengeance is MIIIIINE! I WILL REPAY!"
*Get ready to receive some HOLY SPIRIT…*
holy spirit received
I like how this has nothing to do with Ultrakill, but at the same time has
THE FEDS!!!
....what are they doing here?
GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT....
Prime///Climax
FORGOTTEN SUN
The fuckin jesus look a like tweaking on the ropes 😭🙏
This makes me wonder if we could fight jesus in ultrakill.
Dificulty: Impossible
Jesus prime the egg head.
Dude what the fuck was that and why did I like it
If Jesus doesn't defeat v1 then i ain fightin
jesus prime would be sick
We need to buff the song.
I never knew I needed to see this.
Aren't we going to talk about the dude at the end?
The way he yells "i am the son of *GOD* "
bro this is amazing!
Imagine jesus having like, a giant brown swordsmachine bound to obey him to represent the other part of the cross
WHY HAVE I ONLY SEEN ONE OTHER COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO ABOUT THE RANDOM CLIPS OF JESUS AT THE GYM IN THIS VIDEO
"I am the son of G̴̜̹̠̹̩̀O̶͓̘̥̦͉̓́̏̂̌̃́̄̕D̸̥͒" gave me shivers
Hey I just want to let you know after hearing the custom ost for jesus prime I got a little bit crazy and I am makeing a word document for Custom Prime souls.... And that document will become a base for a mod for ultrakill. But I do not know how to code sence I am stupid.
But I am going to a place that will teach you on how to make games and stuff.
I only have two primes done. Jesus prime and ixion prime but I need a pun name for his level because "lust of eradication" is just not fitting wth me
Nvm I remembered what the level was called again love of betrayal
@@hudsonkilbury3416 look forward to this shit lmao
*JUDGEMENT*
Making jesus maniacally egotistical would actually be a cool interpretation
JESUS PRIME YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR FIGHTING- oh dam OH DAM OK NVM YOUR GOOD
The beat dropped harder than my grandma when she's having a seizure
it would be a great mod,imaggine him groing wings when the fight starts,ripping his wings in the second,enraged, phase and at the end his halo breaks
third prime soul
if they do add jesus prime, they have to reference this animation
Huitzilopochtli prime
This could be the next prime soul
BRO, IM ABOUT TO MAKE THIS MEME
jesus.
This is actual P-3 leaked footage
epic monologue and heaven reference, perfect for ultrakill
HIS PRISON IS THE “FLESH CROSS” AND JESUS PRIME TAKES X3 DAMAGE TO NAILGUN
God damn it I can only imagine "X3" as a cat face now
@@1Lazarus god damn it
This vid goes hard.
Real Jesus Lore. (I love this video so much it made me cackle)
This is perfect lmao
that music makes Jesus menacing
p-3 looks sick
Jesus after watching this: I AM THE SON OF GOD. I WILL NOT BE MOCKED BY A INSOLENT MORTAL. I WILL MAKE THIS SLAYER BLOOD SPILL. JUST YOU WAIT FOR P-3!
Leaked p-3 boss
v1 getting his ass beat in: