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the air TINGLES...

“THIS IS MY BODY HYAH”

undertale reference?

This needs to be on Spotify

PRIME /// THIRD LORD AND SAVIOR

"KEEP THE LORDS NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH!" Jesus says as he suplexes you.

"I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME, AMEN!" as he once said

"My dad is the owner of life and can get you banned."

Fun idea: This fight would be chaotic. The flesh dimension has no stick and is floating. It spawns in enemies and hell itself talks to you, screaming at you, begging not to kill it. 1:05 but suddenly, light comes out. It reshaped itself and contained the light and the battle continues. As it continues to try and kill you by spawning a shit ton of black holes, jesus's arm continues to break out but the flesh dimension keeps on containing him. Upon reaching half health it gets the fuck out of there and hell talks to you again to not follow it but you chased it down. The flesh dimension then gets destroyed by Jesus prime.

Fun concept: the flesh dimension will sometimes have light coming out of it or Jesus's arm coming out but it reshapes again to contain him. Fighting both Jesus and V1 at the same time.

YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH

beautiful

I'm just imagining in the gameplay. It's like a giant WWE hexagon and a voice says "this this is what you've been waiting for. He's the man the myth the legend he's from Nazareth. He is the son of God he could fix party fouls and make people not go hungry. The Romans hate them. Crosses are not effective. It's. (the music cuts out) THE SON OF GOD JE SUS CHRISST (then spotlight on GS and Christ turn on where they illuminate the man Jesus)(then the music cuts back in) Edit je sus

Boi, oh boi ima bouta make a Jesus prime mod with this one. Any complains?

"Get ready to receive some holy SPIRIT....."

The son of GAWWD!

Please tell me this is on Spotify 😭🙏

If Jesus prime was actually the p-3 boss, then i would expect that he would play like swordsmachine, but faster and hits much more harder.

Last boss phase 1000009273827382737328 vibes

Someone go break into a church and play this on bells and an organ (steam piano)

Is this on Spotify by any chance

“This Slungus… to hold… ME? At last, I have been sealed long enough. The people of Towny have long since forgotten my name and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of the Combat King REEKS from your hands. And I must admit, I am curious about your ruthlessness, asylumer. So before I tear down the owner of JPX and take control of what you call “The Item Asylum”, YOU shall do as a warmup. Come forth children of the asylum… AND DIE!” -The EAGER of Item Asylum THIS IS ALL I COULD THINK IF DURING THE SONG HEEEELP THE ITEM ASYLUM BRAINROT IS GETTING TO ME DHDGHDKSDH

lemme be so honest this was better than the remaster, but i still love both versions :P

PRIME // THIRD THE BEACON OF DYING LIGHT

Due to technological advancement, Jesus now respawns in 3 minutes rather than 3 days

I love how he looks like the giga chad

All we need is Keygen to remix this in the Beethoven, Bach and Mozart format.

Get ready to receive some holy spirit.

Ahh... finaly... freedom...

military: wtf is this man where’s the body? Jesus: this is my body!

hear me out: Flesh dimension works like P-2, where instead of a boss, we get a gauntlet of enemies. We fight off endless hordes before getting almost overwhelmed, when Jesus prime comes in and starts fighting too (turns out all the waves and waves of enemies are to prevent him from trying to escape). After ypu both beat down the horde enough for a moment of solitude, thats when the main Jesus prime fight starts.

"YOU'VE COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL BROTHER,BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH" song

I want a action game where Jesus is the protagonist

"Get ready to receive some holy spirit..."

My favorite part is when he says "it's jesusing time" and jesused everywhere

I AM THE SON OF GAWD!!

7:00 AWE GOD THIS PART IS JUST SO GOOD

john faith vs v1 ultrakill WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I kinda imagine this is the fight theme fr tho maybe with a few more atari sfx)

"Thousands of sins i forgive, millions i brought to heaven, yet they leave me in this rotting world" -Jesus Prime

Its even good in 2x speed

idea for a move where he just temporarily makes his blood wine so u cant heal for like 20 seconds would be painfull

"you, metal being, shall face me, and you shall fail."

It'd be funny if Hakita added this level to purposely troll people with all levels perfected but never did any of the Prime Sanctums (should be when you beat 9-2 but Jesus just keeps getting revived instead of dying permanently)

*_"I AM THE SON OF GOD! I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER. TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN.. I AM ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE.. AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM. I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE.. AND A NEW COVENANT! SHALL BE MY LEGACY!! I WILL VANQUISH, ALL EVIL, IN MY FATHER'S NAME. AMEN!"_*

"As soon as you trust God, the father of all, your life changes, your spirit will grow stronger. Too bad, it's too late. My faith was twisted, and what did this drama lead to?.. horror... complete horror... The truth is, through pain, mental and physical, I endured human anger, as the Lord commanded, and the whole journey made me realize, I loved humanity so much that I fulfilled my duty without anything superfluous. However, after all you've done, you creature of humanity, I forgive you. That's the only thing I can do, because God is no more. Come closer, my child. Get sated with my blood, for it will be the embodiment of my love beyond measure." (Blackbeard writing his heresy.png)

i hope it will be on spotify cuz this shit is 🔥🔥

1:18 intro end

Let me enter the last room in p3, i wonder what shape the-OH MY GOD IS THAT THE FOUR DIMENSIONAL DODECAHEDRON?!

I love how the beggining is less dramatic, and less clasical in a way, since you already know how it goes.

Erm, what the Madness