Jesus beats up judas with minos prime theme in background
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- "I'm the son GOD!!"
-the son of GOD
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music by hakita: • Heaven Pierce Her - OR...
#ultrakill #jesus #jesuschrist
❌ - "Prepare thyself!"
✅ - "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
The neutral ending: “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit”
If jesus is the third prime soul than this will be his opening speech
this can actually be…
true??
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" is indeed a HARD line
Jesus will be the third prime soul. Hakita came to me in a dream and told me
I really really want to have that as p-3. That speech would be top tier
Also if he said something like Minos during the battle. That Confess while he punches you for example
Jesus Prime beating the shit out of Judas Prime
Oh man, can't way to play these Warframes when they release
@@csbr75what do you mean they're obviously titans
Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably was that shredded.
jesus is jesus so he probably was that jacked
Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?
*MY FATHER MAY HAVE ABANDONED CREATION, HOWEVER, I AM NOT MY FATHER!*
*Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit*
This line goes so hard
@@Poker2735 Thank you
*Music intensives*
If Jesus Prime existed he definitely would take double damage from Nailgun
but he can just respawn
3 days later
He better be the hardest boss then all bosses
@@cackjooper3 acts later, gets significantly harder
then he would have three health bars, the first revive will just be an average voiceline then revive 3 is a cross
The Bible if it was an anime.
The speech, voice acting, the animation, the music... Goosebumps. It's all so perfect.
there’s a bible comic book
“The Action Bible”
Watch Jesus be the final boss of ultra kill and instead of using weapons or magic he just fights melee
he just slams you into concrete until you give up and uninstall the game
Like,both prime souls already use melee as main attacks
@@Dexter42069no no jesus uses MELEE to kill you
@@WOWtheBrit this Jesus
To ULTRAKILL
ME?!
*Parries Jesus Prime attacks*
he can turn water into wine what makes you think he cant turn your eyeballs into fried chicken
"get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
that gave me chills down my spine
you know you’ve fucked up if you hear that from him
Jesus Prime is the secret final boss of the whole game
wow act three was great! i cant wait for act 4
act 4:
Act 3*
@@Minos_prime1321 you absolute piece of
Jesus would be the kind of boss that you one shot easily, and when you're leaving gets back up and starts whooping your ass
so godfrey
@@ГлебВинокуров-с8ы ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win.
I'd say it's more like Maliketh.
Almost like the cancerous rodent, but 100x times worse
I am the son of GOD!
I was sent down by my father,
to lead his flock to paradise.
To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am of one flesh with the divine,
and of the lineage of Abraham.
In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy.
I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name!
Amen!
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
You forgot this line:
Right ?
Of course i am.
I'm the one you romon
@@I_dontk dammit
the copypasta is already happening 💀
judas got p-ranked
get pranked, judas
That suplex was personal 💀
PRIME /// FINAL
SON OF GOD
jesus prime would go hard
Could also go with "Undying Light"
gabriel to the entire council after losing to a vampiric coin dispensing dvd player twice:
actully its a sentient nikon/go pro -Maxor
He really gave him some JUDGEMENT
...and some holy spirit
Prime prime// King of Kings, Jesus Prime
"There wont be P-P."
-Hakita
@@astar6769 Hehe
Pp
@@takebacktheholyland9306hehe
Pp.
@@arachnid1353heheheh
PP
@@AverageCharcoalhehehheheheh
Pp.
I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit
“Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit” would be a killer opening line for Jesus Prime
Jesus Prime goes absurdly hard.
this is just "what if Jesus acted like the greek gods"
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
"...what?"
@@cheesesvideosstorage8070 GRAH-
@@FilbusTheChairEater Gah, JESUS, A-
0:44 And thy punishment....is DEATH
0:47 Thy end is now!
0:50 Crush!
0:54 DIE!
0:58 Prepare thy self!
1:03 *JUDGEMENT*
1:01 +ENRAGED
my sleep deprived brain thought "minos prime" was a destiny boss i forgot about, like yet another fallen machine thing
*"get ready to receive some holy spirit"* is still the most intimidating line you can ever hear before gettting your ass beat
Act IV: Jesus, the forgotten son
I'am the son of *GAWD*
I was sent *DOWN* by my father
TO *LEAD* HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.
To *ATONE* for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am the *ONE* flesh with the Devine...!
and the LINEAGE of ABRAHAM..
I just noticed that Minos prime’s boss music would of gone perfect if there was a Jesus prime
Prime third // Jesus the first son of God
Isnt adam his first son?
If Ethereal Snake isn't brought on to voice him its not worth it.
Moistkr1tical if he accepted the fight:
he is the second coming of Christ
"Get ready to receive some holy Spirit. " is one of the best ways to say "im going to beat the living shit out of you." 😂😂😂
Godfist Suicide, coming 2023
I am the son of GAAWD
I WAS BROUGHT DOWN BY MY FATHA
@@King-yj2jx *sent down 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@King-yj2jx TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE
@@NiceGuy257TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAMA AND EVE IN THE GARDEN
@@dann9300 I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE
Most realistic Jojo episode
^ Someone who has never seen JOJO and has no idea what its about
Just him describing himself is the most epic shit I've ever seen
i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN
Um um can you- c-can you say that again, please?
@@roda1167CONFESS
@@XzyFr9 LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU
@@Gamerman1246 _Get ready to receive some _*_Holy Spirit…_*
Please, use some punctuation.
PRIME /// THIRD
SUN OF GOD
Uhm akshualy it’s spelled “son”
@@theproatthegame6160 no it's not
@@theproatthegame6160nerd
If the game took place in heaven instead of hell
oh, i thought it was Chapter 4
he takes extra damage from the nailgun
LOL
Lmao
+Disrespect
+Disrespect
+2407 HeadshotCombo
+Enrage
Lore accurate Jesus Christ
PRIME /// THIRD
THE LAST COMING
when that coin hits, you better pray i don't "WEAK" a 2d time
0:46 "thy end is now"
0:48 "DIE"
0:51 "thy end is now"
0:58 "prepare thyself"
1:02 "judgement "
W
Prime // Third
The Prodigal Son
Jesus Prime, Savior Of Man
Proverbs 3:15
P-3 confirmed
It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU
W idea
"I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those.
In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly
Thank you for making my work Jesus, the judgment will come always back
Guys it's literally minos prime
@@lowtempazote guys this is Shaggy himself, holy cow, didn’t expect this lol
What the fuck
Shaggy vs minos prime
Epic rap battles
@@patatarusaproductions7284 fnf shaggy be like: train train train!
As Jesus, I can Confirm That I Broke his Spinal Chords🗿🗿
Amen
Amen to that.
Amen
Amen
AMEN!
Its ironic how if jesus was a prime this would literally be his opening speech
jesus prime official leak.
"JESUS-" last words before getting absolutely destroyed
The bible if it was written by Michael bay
Best fucking bible ever
P1 brooding jesus
P2 angry jesus
P3 kratos jesus
Jesus of war
Shepherd Of War
Okay but that was such a fucking awesome speech
It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"
1:01 +ENRAGED
I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN
FULL SPEECH OF JESUS PRIME : I AM THE SON OF GOD! i was sent down by my FATHER! to lead his flock to paradise. to atone for the SINS of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine! And of one the LINEAGE of abraham. I will bring forth a new AGE, and a new COVENANT shall legacy I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my father's name! AMEN! Get ready to recieve some holy spirit. 0:04
My first attempt to beat Minos... and second..... and third...
and fourth... and fitfth... and sixth...
@@yourlocalslayer3208in total 5 attempts with about 50-60 deaths each, and last one being successful. I ultrasuck
The biggest lie satan told the world was that Jesus was not jacked af
Satan said he was jacked
Jesus said he wasn't jacked, because he knew we'd sexualize him as we're sinners
We sexualize everything. Man, woman, robot
*Get ready to receive some holy spirit*
This goes so fucking hard
Jesus' speech is fire 🔥🔥
our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
!AMEN!
@@bloodArcher in the name of the father the son the holy spirit amen
“Fuck, Judas got made”
I expected to hear a "*J U D G E M E N T*"
Having jesus beat you up cuz he thinks you are the root of evil would be a crazy final boss
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit. 🗿
JUDGEMENT
*PREPARE THYSELF!*
KEEP IT COMING
CRUSH
*THY END IS NOW!*
WEAK!
Jesus after my dream about fighting God in an alleyway and winning:
Bro that's metal
Guys don't fight god on the Astral plane.
@@nobody4248you can't fight God at all he can wipe your being without a look
Given the fact that god had to grab a man's balls to win a fight, yeah. I say you'd win.
@@grandheadass9476And yet he can't beat iron chariots.
"THY HOLY SPIRIT COMPELLS YOU!"
Empty thy compartments bruv
Imagine if he is actually the third prime soul and you walk in on him doing this to Judas with the speech and just turns to stare at you.
This could literally be how his boss fight would look like
this is exactly what happens when you play P-1 for the first time
P-3 //HOLY SPIRIT//
JESUS
PRIME
P--3 //LOVE FOR MANKIND//
P-3//BEGOTTEN SON//
JESUS PRIME
P-3 is "Prime///Climax".
-„ I AM THE SON OF GAAWWWD! ”
I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER, TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.
explain this atheists
the opening speech has no right to go that hard with order
I have repeated this 100 times
LETS REPEAT IT ANOTHER 100-
Dude i am listening this while i work
@@Dougier-y3pNow that's another level of "liking something"
this goes unbelievably hard
Bro ultrakill themes are literally made for christ
Ultrakill soundtracks are just holy music change my mind
I love violent pacifists
PRIME /// THIRD
FORGOTTEN PARADISE
Jesus Prime: SON OF GOD
0:44
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" that hits hard🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally
thats how steel ball run started
there's no historical evidence to disprove that jesus was strong enough to do these things
He was a carpenter, so he was very strong
First of all since Jesus has been proven to be god or something like that and since GOD can do everything he can empower himself if he wanted he could have fabricated guns FAR BEFORE WE EVER MADE THEM
So yes he could beat a man dead but he chooses not to cuz he’s a good man the nicest man a man with no enemies only friendly people if their enemies he just vanishes to another location to evade anything
(Do not hate on me for saying that he’s a man ik hes technically everything and all things except a sinner and all that bad stuff but what are we supposed to call him if he’s everything a a-10 warthog with bullets the size of beer bottles?)
@@juliesattler3193You do make sense, I believe that as being part human he was naturally strong due to him being a carpenter, but when it comes to him quite literally being God in human appearance, that’s a different story
This is what happens when you try to cross jesus
Judas just double crossed every force of love known to man
Can't tell if the pun was intended...
literally or?
i was waiting for some "CRUSH" "JUGEMENT" DIE" THY END IS NOW"
minos explaining why Gabriel killed him and v1 doesn't understand Greek language
_And thy Punishment is Death_
I like it when he says GET READY TO RECIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT.
That sounds like "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" but jesus' version
ULTRAKILL P-3 leaks looks amazing
What we all do with Micah when we install rampage for the first time
That’s my name 💀
@@Somerandomdude_09 💀
JESUS PRIME.
I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME. AMEN.
GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT
"JUDGEMENT!"
Can't wait for the one with sisyphus prime theme in the background
Thanks for the video idea bro
@@nob421 it won't be coming soon, but i might make it!
Mary Prime
Most dangerous combo:
Thy end this now! + Crush + d*e +prepare thyself + crush +crush + judgement + thy end this now! +d*e + d*e + crush + prepare thyself.
why the hell is die censored??
@@imakerobloxstudiovids because if u say it without * I get deleted because RUclips antiswear hates me
I didn't know lmao@@Minos_prime1321
because censorship@@imakerobloxstudiovids
die isn't censored just other words are@@Minos_prime1321
bro i felt that elbow drop
POV you attempt to fight Minos prime for the first time