Jesus beats up judas with minos prime theme in background

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Год назад +4778

    If jesus is the third prime soul than this will be his opening speech

    • @Biker_Gaming
      @Biker_Gaming Год назад +281

      this can actually be…
      true??

    • @joganesha4151
      @joganesha4151 Год назад +533

      "Get ready to receive some holy spirit" is indeed a HARD line

    • @metalurgent
      @metalurgent Год назад +283

      Jesus will be the third prime soul. Hakita came to me in a dream and told me

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Год назад +89

      I really really want to have that as p-3. That speech would be top tier

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Год назад +62

      Also if he said something like Minos during the battle. That Confess while he punches you for example

  • @scavengersix2161
    @scavengersix2161 Год назад +689

    ❌ - "Prepare thyself!"
    ✅ - "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."

    • @zstrikerlol
      @zstrikerlol Год назад +33

      The neutral ending: “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit”

  • @zerogd2843
    @zerogd2843 Год назад +390

    Jesus Prime beating the shit out of Judas Prime

    • @csbr75
      @csbr75 Год назад +39

      Oh man, can't way to play these Warframes when they release

    • @nergigante3514
      @nergigante3514 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@csbr75what do you mean they're obviously titans

  • @NSluiter
    @NSluiter Год назад +329

    Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably was that shredded.

    • @Wack910
      @Wack910 Год назад +49

      jesus is jesus so he probably was that jacked

    • @BilbaoAnimations
      @BilbaoAnimations 9 месяцев назад +27

      Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?

  • @mrpepper8383
    @mrpepper8383 Год назад +412

    *MY FATHER MAY HAVE ABANDONED CREATION, HOWEVER, I AM NOT MY FATHER!*
    *Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit*

  • @UmaUmayay-r9c
    @UmaUmayay-r9c Год назад +218

    The Bible if it was an anime.
    The speech, voice acting, the animation, the music... Goosebumps. It's all so perfect.

    • @P0pcat1234
      @P0pcat1234 Год назад +5

      there’s a bible comic book
      “The Action Bible”

  • @Grimm_Orlando
    @Grimm_Orlando Год назад +823

    If Jesus Prime existed he definitely would take double damage from Nailgun

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 Год назад +117

      but he can just respawn

    • @cackjooper
      @cackjooper Год назад +90

      3 days later

    • @Dreamybullfan1273
      @Dreamybullfan1273 Год назад +30

      He better be the hardest boss then all bosses

    • @mrpepper8383
      @mrpepper8383 Год назад +44

      @@cackjooper3 acts later, gets significantly harder

    • @OblivionItself
      @OblivionItself Год назад +18

      then he would have three health bars, the first revive will just be an average voiceline then revive 3 is a cross

  • @Mr.Vossis
    @Mr.Vossis Год назад +229

    Watch Jesus be the final boss of ultra kill and instead of using weapons or magic he just fights melee

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 Год назад +49

      he just slams you into concrete until you give up and uninstall the game

    • @Dexter42069
      @Dexter42069 Год назад +32

      Like,both prime souls already use melee as main attacks

    • @WOWtheBrit
      @WOWtheBrit Год назад +3

      ​@@Dexter42069no no jesus uses MELEE to kill you

    • @Dexter42069
      @Dexter42069 Год назад +10

      @@WOWtheBrit this Jesus
      To ULTRAKILL
      ME?!
      *Parries Jesus Prime attacks*

    • @1timeagain
      @1timeagain Год назад +1

      he can turn water into wine what makes you think he cant turn your eyeballs into fried chicken

  • @fishbowl-de9gf
    @fishbowl-de9gf Год назад +101

    "get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
    that gave me chills down my spine

    • @PlanetariumRush
      @PlanetariumRush Год назад +3

      you know you’ve fucked up if you hear that from him

  • @watermellonqwerty9252
    @watermellonqwerty9252 Год назад +128

    Jesus Prime is the secret final boss of the whole game

  • @Aurelius1239
    @Aurelius1239 9 месяцев назад +82

    Jesus would be the kind of boss that you one shot easily, and when you're leaving gets back up and starts whooping your ass

    • @ГлебВинокуров-с8ы
      @ГлебВинокуров-с8ы 9 месяцев назад

      so godfrey

    • @KogasaTatara514
      @KogasaTatara514 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ГлебВинокуров-с8ы ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win.
      I'd say it's more like Maliketh.

    • @RBLX_Player
      @RBLX_Player 3 месяца назад

      Almost like the cancerous rodent, but 100x times worse

  • @Undead_Jester1
    @Undead_Jester1 11 месяцев назад +186

    wow act three was great! i cant wait for act 4
    act 4:

    • @Minos_primeGaming
      @Minos_primeGaming 10 месяцев назад

      Act 3*

    • @Yargslog
      @Yargslog 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Minos_primeGaming you absolute piece of

  • @takebacktheholyland9306
    @takebacktheholyland9306 Год назад +134

    Prime prime// King of Kings, Jesus Prime

  • @EmperorOfApathy
    @EmperorOfApathy 11 месяцев назад +77

    0:44 And thy punishment....is DEATH
    0:47 Thy end is now!
    0:50 Crush!
    0:54 DIE!
    0:58 Prepare thy self!
    1:03 *JUDGEMENT*

  • @shrekiscool4743
    @shrekiscool4743 8 месяцев назад +114

    PRIME /// FINAL
    SON OF GOD

    • @leduckified1534
      @leduckified1534 8 месяцев назад +8

      jesus prime would go hard

    • @ChillOki
      @ChillOki 7 месяцев назад +1

      Could also go with "Undying Light"

  • @WhitedibbaR
    @WhitedibbaR 11 дней назад +29

    Jesus is a being of pure love, understanding and mercy.
    Jesus when you were selling things in his father's house:

    • @Hazo_Yt
      @Hazo_Yt 9 дней назад +2

      did you know jesus was dark skinned

  • @SpicyBoi2
    @SpicyBoi2 Год назад +76

    He really gave him some JUDGEMENT

    • @iwogold816
      @iwogold816 Год назад +2

      ...and some holy spirit

  • @Anormalyoutuber2255
    @Anormalyoutuber2255 11 месяцев назад +102

    I am the son of GOD!
    I was sent down by my father,
    to lead his flock to paradise.
    To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
    I am of one flesh with the divine,
    and of the lineage of Abraham.
    In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy.
    I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name!
    Amen!
    Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.

    • @I_dontk
      @I_dontk 11 месяцев назад +5

      You forgot this line:
      Right ?
      Of course i am.
      I'm the one you romon

    • @Anormalyoutuber2255
      @Anormalyoutuber2255 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@I_dontk dammit

    • @shmelzy82
      @shmelzy82 10 месяцев назад

      the copypasta is already happening 💀

  • @shmelzy82
    @shmelzy82 10 месяцев назад +52

    gabriel to the entire council after losing to a vampiric coin dispensing dvd player twice:

    • @PaladinShagi
      @PaladinShagi 10 месяцев назад +1

      actully its a sentient nikon/go pro -Maxor

  • @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming
    @OfficialJohnnySinsGaming 8 месяцев назад +68

    Jesus Prime goes absurdly hard.

  • @FilbusTheChairEater
    @FilbusTheChairEater 10 месяцев назад +61

    "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."

  • @captain_pilottheanimator2942
    @captain_pilottheanimator2942 Год назад +114

    That suplex was personal 💀

  • @Yiakeo
    @Yiakeo Год назад +67

    I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit

  • @wunder5520
    @wunder5520 6 месяцев назад +84

    I'am the son of *GAWD*

    • @gonoraa
      @gonoraa 6 месяцев назад +22

      I was sent *DOWN* by my father

    • @mobiletaggzer
      @mobiletaggzer 6 месяцев назад +22

      TO *LEAD* HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.

    • @jef389
      @jef389 6 месяцев назад +20

      To *ATONE* for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.

    • @WRB82
      @WRB82 6 месяцев назад +15

      and the LINEAGE of ABRAHAM..

    • @Chekmate-em3mc
      @Chekmate-em3mc 6 месяцев назад +15

      I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE… AND A NEW COMING WILL BE MY *LEGACY*

  • @sirmemes1225
    @sirmemes1225 Год назад +103

    PRIME /// THIRD
    SUN OF GOD

  • @travisglunt8420
    @travisglunt8420 8 месяцев назад +50

    “Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit” would be a killer opening line for Jesus Prime

  • @yousseftamer4943
    @yousseftamer4943 Год назад +86

    Just him describing himself is the most epic shit I've ever seen

  • @philipkoch7570
    @philipkoch7570 Год назад +60

    this is just "what if Jesus acted like the greek gods"

  • @H4ph3ph0b1a
    @H4ph3ph0b1a 11 месяцев назад +76

    "Get ready to receive some holy Spirit. " is one of the best ways to say "im going to beat the living shit out of you." 😂😂😂

  • @holdyboi2473
    @holdyboi2473 7 месяцев назад +79

    0:46 "thy end is now"
    0:48 "DIE"
    0:51 "thy end is now"
    0:58 "prepare thyself"
    1:02 "judgement "

  • @elliottlava7784
    @elliottlava7784 4 месяца назад +51

    Moistkr1tical if he accepted the fight:

    • @Que.1637
      @Que.1637 4 месяца назад +8

      he is the second coming of Christ

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr Год назад +163

    judas got p-ranked

  • @Hawk_Bro
    @Hawk_Bro Год назад +48

    *"get ready to receive some holy spirit"* is still the most intimidating line you can ever hear before gettting your ass beat

  • @gorkhawarlord4943
    @gorkhawarlord4943 12 дней назад +16

    That delivery of “I am the son of Gawd!” Freaking sells this😂

  • @Grey-The-Skeleton
    @Grey-The-Skeleton Год назад +34

    PRIME /// THIRD
    THE LAST COMING

  • @sapateirovalentin348
    @sapateirovalentin348 Год назад +42

    "I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those.
    In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly

  • @ScalyRaptor1944
    @ScalyRaptor1944 Год назад +46

    my sleep deprived brain thought "minos prime" was a destiny boss i forgot about, like yet another fallen machine thing

  • @Sam-I-Am981
    @Sam-I-Am981 3 месяца назад +52

    Act IV: Jesus, the forgotten son

  • @uncanaldegameplaysmas9050
    @uncanaldegameplaysmas9050 Год назад +131

    Prime third // Jesus the first son of God

    • @steellleets1862
      @steellleets1862 Год назад +2

      Isnt adam his first son?

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore Год назад

      If Ethereal Snake isn't brought on to voice him its not worth it.

  • @gotouchgrass89
    @gotouchgrass89 8 месяцев назад +49

    +Disrespect
    +Disrespect
    +2407 HeadshotCombo
    +Enrage

  • @realman7016
    @realman7016 Год назад +62

    i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN

    • @roda1167
      @roda1167 Год назад +6

      Um um can you- c-can you say that again, please?

    • @XzyFr9
      @XzyFr9 Год назад +5

      ​@@roda1167CONFESS

    • @Gamerman1246
      @Gamerman1246 Год назад +3

      ​@@XzyFr9 LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 Год назад +6

      @@Gamerman1246 _Get ready to receive some _*_Holy Spirit…_*

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Год назад

      Please, use some punctuation.

  • @jetstreamvik9570
    @jetstreamvik9570 Год назад +61

    Prime // Third
    The Prodigal Son
    Jesus Prime, Savior Of Man

  • @mavolent6332
    @mavolent6332 Год назад +40

    when that coin hits, you better pray i don't "WEAK" a 2d time

  • @RafaelEthan-rr38
    @RafaelEthan-rr38 Месяц назад +44

    0:49 "CRUSH!"

  • @KayStargazer
    @KayStargazer 8 месяцев назад +77

    This goes so fucking hard

    • @ChillOki
      @ChillOki 7 месяцев назад +1

      Jesus' speech is fire 🔥🔥

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 Год назад +46

    Okay but that was such a fucking awesome speech

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla Год назад +5

      It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"

  • @NYE-HE-HE-HEH
    @NYE-HE-HE-HEH 4 месяца назад +93

    I am the son of GAAWD

    • @King-yj2jx
      @King-yj2jx 4 месяца назад +8

      I WAS BROUGHT DOWN BY MY FATHA

    • @NYE-HE-HE-HEH
      @NYE-HE-HE-HEH 4 месяца назад +4

      @@King-yj2jx *sent down 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @NiceGuy257
      @NiceGuy257 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@King-yj2jx TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE

    • @dann9300
      @dann9300 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@NiceGuy257TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAMA AND EVE IN THE GARDEN

    • @PostingRandomVideo
      @PostingRandomVideo 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@dann9300 I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE

  • @Neuro_nActivation
    @Neuro_nActivation 10 месяцев назад +50

    Most realistic Jojo episode

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 10 месяцев назад +1

      ^ Someone who has never seen JOJO and has no idea what its about

  • @the_rizzarder
    @the_rizzarder Год назад +45

    P-3 //HOLY SPIRIT//
    JESUS
    PRIME

  • @folksguyreal
    @folksguyreal Год назад +39

    our father who art in heaven
    hallowed be thy name
    thy kingdom come
    thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
    give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses
    as we forgive those who trespass against us
    and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil

    • @bloodArcher
      @bloodArcher Год назад +1

      !AMEN!

    • @folksguyreal
      @folksguyreal Год назад

      @@bloodArcher in the name of the father the son the holy spirit amen

  • @Wheezr
    @Wheezr Год назад +59

    Godfist Suicide, coming 2023

  • @Niil8308
    @Niil8308 10 месяцев назад +68

    I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN

  • @dead_studios
    @dead_studios 9 месяцев назад +109

    FULL SPEECH OF JESUS PRIME : I AM THE SON OF GOD! i was sent down by my FATHER! to lead his flock to paradise. to atone for the SINS of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine! And of one the LINEAGE of abraham. I will bring forth a new AGE, and a new COVENANT shall legacy I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my father's name! AMEN! Get ready to recieve some holy spirit. 0:04

  • @gamingtime8802
    @gamingtime8802 4 месяца назад +62

    If the game took place in heaven instead of hell

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 4 месяца назад +2

      oh, i thought it was Chapter 4

  • @dimadovgsn7623
    @dimadovgsn7623 Год назад +35

    Thank you for making my work Jesus, the judgment will come always back

  • @5Sam66
    @5Sam66 Год назад +43

    “Fuck, Judas got made”

  • @i_regret_nothing..
    @i_regret_nothing.. Год назад +26

    "JESUS-" last words before getting absolutely destroyed

  • @requiem3192
    @requiem3192 8 месяцев назад +36

    I have repeated this 100 times
    LETS REPEAT IT ANOTHER 100-

    • @ChillOki
      @ChillOki 7 месяцев назад

      ​@user-xr6vz8qz2tNow that's another level of "liking something"

  • @ninjakid225
    @ninjakid225 4 месяца назад +46

    Lore accurate Jesus Christ

  • @Kratos-p4g
    @Kratos-p4g 6 месяцев назад +39

    P1 brooding jesus
    P2 angry jesus
    P3 kratos jesus
    Jesus of war

  • @AnimosityGacha
    @AnimosityGacha Год назад +42

    *Get ready to receive some holy spirit*

  • @WhitedibbaR
    @WhitedibbaR 7 месяцев назад +103

    It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU

    • @gonoraa
      @gonoraa 6 месяцев назад +4

      W idea

  • @theredknight9314
    @theredknight9314 Год назад +91

    The bible if it was written by Michael bay

  • @Elbicho791
    @Elbicho791 Год назад +31

    PRIME /// THIRD
    FORGOTTEN PARADISE

  • @NielAnthonyHisto-dz6zs
    @NielAnthonyHisto-dz6zs Год назад +25

    I like it when he says GET READY TO RECIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT.

  • @polarbaloon
    @polarbaloon Год назад +33

    I expected to hear a "*J U D G E M E N T*"

  • @user-vu9ug4vb3u
    @user-vu9ug4vb3u Год назад +67

    My first attempt to beat Minos... and second..... and third...

    • @yourlocalslayer3208
      @yourlocalslayer3208 Год назад +7

      and fourth... and fitfth... and sixth...

    • @user-vu9ug4vb3u
      @user-vu9ug4vb3u Год назад +6

      @@yourlocalslayer3208in total 5 attempts with about 50-60 deaths each, and last one being successful. I ultrasuck

  • @vickiebracy7392
    @vickiebracy7392 10 месяцев назад +32

    "THY HOLY SPIRIT COMPELLS YOU!"

    • @ViXVI2711
      @ViXVI2711 10 месяцев назад

      Empty thy compartments bruv

  • @leschroder7773
    @leschroder7773 Год назад +37

    Its ironic how if jesus was a prime this would literally be his opening speech

  • @10Dante4
    @10Dante4 Год назад +42

    The biggest lie satan told the world was that Jesus was not jacked af

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Год назад +7

      Satan said he was jacked
      Jesus said he wasn't jacked, because he knew we'd sexualize him as we're sinners
      We sexualize everything. Man, woman, robot

  • @Jakkbot
    @Jakkbot Год назад +26

    this goes unbelievably hard

  • @hayato...4292
    @hayato...4292 11 месяцев назад +26

    0:44
    "Get ready to receive some holy spirit" that hits hard🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Literally

  • @Justsomeguy284
    @Justsomeguy284 3 дня назад +5

    0:44 “Get ready to receive some holy spirit.” Goes unbelievably hard

  • @vxqjh
    @vxqjh Год назад +30

    this is exactly what happens when you play P-1 for the first time

  • @randollwilliam3884
    @randollwilliam3884 Год назад +29

    This could literally be how his boss fight would look like

  • @coolducks5379
    @coolducks5379 Год назад +73

    he takes extra damage from the nailgun

  • @animosutheanonymous
    @animosutheanonymous 8 месяцев назад +54

    Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit. 🗿

  • @furriescringe2988
    @furriescringe2988 Год назад +32

    Imagine if he is actually the third prime soul and you walk in on him doing this to Judas with the speech and just turns to stare at you.

  • @canuniverse3367
    @canuniverse3367 11 месяцев назад +81

    CONFESS

  • @some_rando_w_internet
    @some_rando_w_internet Год назад +19

    0:47 for the JUDGEMENT.

  • @Diego91940
    @Diego91940 Год назад +26

    i was waiting for some "CRUSH" "JUGEMENT" DIE" THY END IS NOW"

  • @theminuskai7453
    @theminuskai7453 Год назад +33

    Having jesus beat you up cuz he thinks you are the root of evil would be a crazy final boss

  • @Error404Sans..
    @Error404Sans.. 6 месяцев назад +25

    JESUS PRIME.
    I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME. AMEN.

  • @cheetomanner
    @cheetomanner 8 месяцев назад +41

    jesus prime official leak.

  • @XD-sc4ix
    @XD-sc4ix Год назад +30

    Can't wait for the one with sisyphus prime theme in the background

    • @lowtempazote
      @lowtempazote  Год назад +12

      Thanks for the video idea bro

    • @lowtempazote
      @lowtempazote  Год назад +5

      ​@@nob421 it won't be coming soon, but i might make it!

    • @helmet9061
      @helmet9061 Год назад

      Mary Prime

  • @lhistoireavecungrandh7429
    @lhistoireavecungrandh7429 Год назад +28

    It's Over judas ! I have the high ground !

  • @Blowburg_NewsReporter
    @Blowburg_NewsReporter Год назад +51

    0:55 Thy end is now!

  • @SnowyPonguin
    @SnowyPonguin Месяц назад +23

    How people describe how the old days we're like

  • @wyatt999
    @wyatt999 22 дня назад +15

    the music matches perfectly and something I feel the need to mention is imagine how strong the final p will be if it's actually jesus prime

  • @theojoerwinespina5996
    @theojoerwinespina5996 Год назад +27

    GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT

  • @pirateastronaut8943
    @pirateastronaut8943 2 месяца назад +25

    I just noticed that Minos prime’s boss music would of gone perfect if there was a Jesus prime

    • @Fishii444
      @Fishii444 Месяц назад

      why would jesus be sealed in a flesh prison though (yes, i get that youre saying "if there was". just saying)

    • @fortress4trix
      @fortress4trix 19 дней назад

      @@Fishii444 maybe he won't, if hypothetically we get jesus prime as an act 3 prime boss, it won't make sense for him to be in a flesh prison, and keep in mind prime souls dont form because of flesh prisons

    • @Fishii444
      @Fishii444 19 дней назад

      @@fortress4trix yes i know lol i was doubting there was a jesus prime in the comment you were replying to

  • @somepepperonyoutube8374
    @somepepperonyoutube8374 Год назад +16

    the opening speech has no right to go that hard with order

  • @TheActualMars
    @TheActualMars 7 месяцев назад +70

    Jesus Prime: SON OF GOD

  • @Symm101
    @Symm101 Год назад +123

    As Jesus, I can Confirm That I Broke his Spinal Chords🗿🗿

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 Год назад +79

    Jesus after my dream about fighting God in an alleyway and winning:

    • @lowtempazote
      @lowtempazote  Год назад +12

      Bro that's metal

    • @nobody4248
      @nobody4248 Год назад +4

      Guys don't fight god on the Astral plane.

    • @grandheadass9476
      @grandheadass9476 Год назад

      ​@@nobody4248you can't fight God at all he can wipe your being without a look

    • @grendelbacani445
      @grendelbacani445 Год назад

      Given the fact that god had to grab a man's balls to win a fight, yeah. I say you'd win.

    • @cameronjosephvideos5942
      @cameronjosephvideos5942 Год назад

      ​@@grandheadass9476And yet he can't beat iron chariots.

  • @nobu6833
    @nobu6833 Год назад +34

    If this isnt how jesus and satan square up during the rapture im not going to heaven

  • @Unklol
    @Unklol 4 месяца назад +33

    -„ I AM THE SON OF GAAWWWD! ”

    • @NiceGuy257
      @NiceGuy257 3 месяца назад +2

      I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER, TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.

  • @nober421
    @nober421 Год назад +26

    *”Judgement!”*

  • @noahplaysgames3748
    @noahplaysgames3748 2 месяца назад +49

    there's no historical evidence to disprove that jesus was strong enough to do these things

    • @joaopedro-qd5ku
      @joaopedro-qd5ku 2 месяца назад +12

      He was a carpenter, so he was very strong

    • @juliesattler3193
      @juliesattler3193 2 месяца назад +2

      First of all since Jesus has been proven to be god or something like that and since GOD can do everything he can empower himself if he wanted he could have fabricated guns FAR BEFORE WE EVER MADE THEM

    • @juliesattler3193
      @juliesattler3193 2 месяца назад +2

      So yes he could beat a man dead but he chooses not to cuz he’s a good man the nicest man a man with no enemies only friendly people if their enemies he just vanishes to another location to evade anything

    • @juliesattler3193
      @juliesattler3193 2 месяца назад +2

      (Do not hate on me for saying that he’s a man ik hes technically everything and all things except a sinner and all that bad stuff but what are we supposed to call him if he’s everything a a-10 warthog with bullets the size of beer bottles?)

    • @King.Minos.
      @King.Minos. 2 месяца назад +1

      @@juliesattler3193You do make sense, I believe that as being part human he was naturally strong due to him being a carpenter, but when it comes to him quite literally being God in human appearance, that’s a different story

  • @clementfermn6711
    @clementfermn6711 Год назад +39

    Bro ultrakill themes are literally made for christ