JESUS PRIME /// THE SECOND - Remastered
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2024
- I was just looking at the frontpage of Newgrounds and saw a sequel to that famous animation with Jesus. And at that moment I thought: “Hmmmmmm, since the remastered LOVE has been around for a month now and the sequel has already been released, maybe I’ll make a second part of this meme with Jesus Prime, but with a new version of his theme? I already want to look at it.” (it also means that if there wasn't a remaster, I wouldn't make this video)
So I did it :clueless
""Inspired"" by:
• jesus prime
• Jesus Prime // ULTRAKI...
Musica by MCN:
• HATE /// LOVE - Remast...
"JESUS FCKIN PRIME CHRIST", "Yeah?"/Animation by Ethereal Snake:
• Jesus Part Two - Part One
Sounds taken from UTRAKILL 
Игры
Jesus❤
Bro gave his honest opinion and, frankly, you HAVE to respect it 💯💯💯🙌🙏🙏🙏
Jesus Christ its Jesus Christ.
Yeah?
THIS is his body
OH MY GOD
"JESUS CHRIST!?"
"Yeah?"
"Y-you're supposed to be dead!"
"I think you mean "Bread""
@@johnphase3omg "W-What?!"
@@johnphase3omg “wha-what?!”
That fucking cut was just too funny
The music pausing absolutely killed me, Jesus.
..Yeah?
@@AltPlus30*proceeds to Bodyslam*
@@TheKriegsmen ENGAGE THE TARGET!
@@helpme165NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HAND MUST BE A TEMPLE
The abrupt pause when the agent called out Jesus Christ😭
Yeah?
_"Y-Your supposed to be dead!"_
@@yuananimates8224 *proceeds to get slammed by Jesus*
@@yuananimates8224"I think you mean 'bread'..."
W-what
He then revived all those men and they converted to Christianity.
I like to imagine Beefy Jesus^TM is a Necromancer
But sadly v1 would appear and kill them for their blood how ever since Jesus blood is wine he cannot be healed from iussing in the hardest boss fight known to man
good ending
@@lemonbread2165instead of healing v1 becomes drunk (screen shake, distortion, inverted controls, etc).
@@kindlingkingthats actually clever
He will make the earth as it is in heaven, FULL OF DEAD GUYS !!!!!!
Heaven is FULL
Blood is still Fuel
Heaven is fuel
Rawest line I've ever heard, well done
@@chickin_man65blood is full
"Oh God!"
*+ ENRAGED*
→🪙 ←🪙 +2Ultrarichorshot (look up coin punch) + fistfull of dollar +6Ultraichorshot +🪙 +🪙 +8Ultrarichorshot
“Don’t say god’s name in vain!”
@@keyztrokeYou 𝙂𝙤𝙙 Damn...
@@htlinr1146JESUS CHRIST..!
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulderYeah?
nah, the "JESUS CHRIST?!!" "yeh?" Fucking kills me man
1:23 the slap of god though
GODSLAP
1:06 (best moment)
Jesus christ...
"Yeah ?" :D
1:09 I love how the music stopped playing when Jesus said "Yeah?", only for it to resume a few seconds afterward! 😂
I like how it's already a fourth comment about "JESUS CHRIST", "Yeah?"
It was really good decision to make a little pause after “Yeah?”
@@JustKostya_Q It really was! XD
100% that was legitimately amazing
@@JustKostya_Q the pause should have gone on until he said "I think you mean... bread"
conclusion : the music come out of jesus himself
1:17 "THE TARGET- *dies like minos prime*
I shall admit Jesus Prime, thou *need* to prepare some *Holy Spirit.*
0:51 bro the sudden freeze of the officers when Jesus comes out from the bathroom is perfect
THE MINOS SCREAM 😭😭
Did you call me?
@@Minos_prime1321 ahh free… at last
Oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning
This, is my body
🍞
THIS IS MY BLOOD!
🍷
An these are my fist
🪨🪨
[Parry sound fx]
this is my urine
🍺
If Minute Hour doesn't get to voice whoever P-3 is we riot this cartoon was his audition
“MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE, BECAUSE THESE FISTS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!”
Dude the water turning into wine is actually crazy
That one dude didn't deserve all those hits.
Bro got hit with a 15 hit combo
1)hilarious
2)I adore the fact the theme of Jesus prime has a reference to "Jesus christ superstar" the musical
im absolutely scolding that the "WHERE IS THE BODY? THIS IS MY BODY!" line isnt getting enough appriciation
Soldier: Jesus Christ
Jesus: yeah
Lol 😂
"So... What if Jesus was pure chaos? Not evil, not good, not neutral. Just... Pure and unhinged chaos?"
Chaos Jesus:
Jesus is pretty much nothing like the stuck up asshole angels, so if he's alive in Ultrakillverse he likely isn't a fan of how heaven is run anyway. Dude sat down at dinner with tax collectors and prostitutes, he was a chill dude as long as you didn't turn his dad's temples into a Walmart.
should have kept "you're supposed to be dead" cuz bros a prime soul now
Maybe, but I thought that just a small pause after "Yeah?" will be funnier
@@JustKostya_Qand funnier it was
the way he threw him is fucking killing me 1:28
AND THY GORE SHALL GLITTER ON MY TEMPLE WALLS
"What the f*ck is this, maaaaaan! Where's the body?! D:"
0:52
*THIS. IS MY BODY! >:(*
OH MY GOD
@@boommolsch7133 GET THE LORD'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU *GOD DAMN!!!!!!!* >:(
HOOOOOOOO! *RIPS OFF HIS HEAD WITH A KUNG FU HAND*
Get the Lord's name out of your MOUTH!
jesus christ!
@@Ecco502 Yeah? :)
1:09 bro took a snack break
“THY WINE IS NOW” -jesus prime
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
i just wanna say i really love the touch of the ultrakill styled subtitles
1:33 that kick was personal
-ENGAGE THE TARGET!
second later
(minos prime scream)
Yeah?
This was horrifying to watch, nice work!
"wtf is this MAAAN, where's the body???"
best way to die ever
This is the best thing I've seen all day
Holy shit it's Gronf 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
The waterbottle to wine shot is genius
The Minos scream SFX along with the subtitles got me
I’m very happy to see the remaster being put to good use
1:26 standing here I realize
We need a 1 hour version of this
1:32 I think this was a reference to the barrage of kicks of the world stand in jojo's bizarre adventure
Jesus prime one shotting minos is terrifying when it comes to us
imagine you find the holy corpse of the saint after the fight
"Because these fists are open for business!"
>proceeds to divekick
And so it has begun.
I think the music build up of love just is the icing on the cake, makes it feel darker and thereby, funnier
1:06 "JESUS CHIRST!"
(Softly) "Yeah?"
The most accurate movie adaptation
What we are witnessing is hell trying to contain jesus... unfortunately it soon see that Jesus cant be contain.
Also the line "my hands must be a temple because these fist are open for business" would be one of the lines he say to after you respawn.
I loved the reference to water turning into wine
0:57 I like how he finds offensive that the FBI guy says "Oh my god"[Using god's name in vain(Against the 10 testaments)] and then he does the same thing, but worse
nice your the first
i like how it just unceremoniously just abruptly pauses
The pause when Jesus hears his name and politely answers was the the single biggest brain idea I've had the pleasure of hearing
"and then god came back"
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Yeah?"
*not even 5 seconds later gets owned*
The small detail of the water turning into wine is so cool
*THIS*. IS MY BODY!
1:16 the minos prime " *OOOOAAAAAH* " 💀
okay watching more I gotta sub great work man
1:17 i cant the bloody minos scream gets me
I love how the music stops for a second when Jesus says:"Yeah?"
Sin rates bout to drop to 0 in less than 30 hours
ok i have watched this like 14 times you deserve this sub
"oK, bUt cAn hE beAt gOKu ThO"
Jesus Prime Phase 2
1:32 God hand reference detected
When your younger brother and cousin’s challenge you on the Nintendo switch:
*you’ve been nonstop playing it for 7 weeks*
Man, I love the fact that most of Jesus plum fighting is just a lot of reference to memes
Why is this channel so underrated
idk, just a channel of artist who post shitposts because he gets bored
"WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
-Minos prime
Bring a bigger sword jesus. Im still being harrased
That first kill sounded very good with that parry
The water turning to wine was a hilarious way to foreshadow 😂
Imagine Hakita hiring this Jesus VA for P-3.
This is amazing
The one who will fight V1 in light speed cuz he’s very holy and bright
This feels like an Disney movie 💀
Live footage of a moistcritikal detainment attempt after workout
1:31 jolyne be like:
The subtle water turning into wine is so good to me
jesus christ...
yeah?
JESUS CHRIST
: Kratos: who are you: Jesus: I’m the person that’s going to Nerf you
Got me cracke up hiw he said "yeah* so chill like he didnt just squad wiped someones team
"Jesus christ!"
"Yeah?"
"AHHHHH"
*WWE ahh move*
Bro got hit with the near gear of war reference beatdown when you finish a down enemy off with a brutality 1:26
Love the Jesus Christ super star bit
Me and the boys trying to P rank P-3 (we have multikill install)
When you kill the boss, but the music doesn't stop
the [yeah] was perfect
Damn bro so good
And on the 3rd rep, he made the weights rise
The music sounds harder than the original for Jesus Prime
That’s because this song is the remastered version
@@faresalsayed9005 ik I said it sounds harder
Me: "OH MY GOD!!"
*Jesus Appears out of nowhere*
Jesus: What do you want my child?
also me: HOLY SHI-
how are you one subscriber below me at this time, ur so underrated.
Edit: nvm you passed me now
Idk, this channel usually just a shitpost junkyard
The FBI never fucking learned
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Yeah" kills me 😂😂😂
1:17 lol got me
NO FUCKING WAY (this is fucking peak)
NO FUCKING WAY (this is was written by the second author of jesus prime meme, now we're gonna wait for MCN himself)