JESUS PRIME /// THE SECOND - Remastered
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- I was just looking at the frontpage of Newgrounds and saw a sequel to that famous animation with Jesus. And at that moment I thought: “Hmmmmmm, since the remastered LOVE has been around for a month now and the sequel has already been released, maybe I’ll make a second part of this meme with Jesus Prime, but with a new version of his theme? I already want to look at it.” (it also means that if there wasn't a remaster, I wouldn't make this video)
So I did it :clueless
""Inspired"" by:
• jesus prime
• Jesus Prime // ULTRAKI...
Musica by MCN:
• HATE /// LOVE - Remast...
"JESUS FCKIN PRIME CHRIST", "Yeah?"/Animation by Ethereal Snake:
• Jesus Part Two - Part One
Sounds taken from UTRAKILL
Jesus❤
Bro gave his honest opinion and, frankly, you HAVE to respect it 💯💯💯🙌🙏🙏🙏
Jesus Christ its Jesus Christ.
Yeah?
THIS is his body
OH MY GOD
The music pausing absolutely killed me, Jesus.
..Yeah?
@@AltPlus30*proceeds to Bodyslam*
@@TheKriegsmen ENGAGE THE TARGET!
@@helpme165NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HAND MUST BE A TEMPLE
"JESUS CHRIST!?"
"Yeah?"
"Y-you're supposed to be dead!"
"I think you mean "Bread""
@@johnphase3omg "W-What?!"
@@johnphase3omg “wha-what?!”
That fucking cut was just too funny
nah, the "JESUS CHRIST?!!" "yeh?" Fucking kills me man
facts
wouod've been better if he went
swat guy: "JESUS CHRIST?!?!"
jesus: "yeah?"
swat guy: "w- why'd you have to do that so brutally???"
jesus: "combo attack"
swat guy: "wha-"
[swat guy gets suplexed]
The abrupt pause when the agent called out Jesus Christ😭
Yeah?
_"Y-Your supposed to be dead!"_
@@yuananimates8224 *proceeds to get slammed by Jesus*
@@yuananimates8224"I think you mean 'bread'..."
W-what
1:23 the slap of god though
GODSLAP
Literally
GET THE LORD'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU GOD DAMN
*S L A P*
Slap of Christ you mean
divine slap
"Oh God!"
*+ ENRAGED*
→🪙 ←🪙 +2Ultrarichorshot (look up coin punch) + fistfull of dollar +6Ultraichorshot +🪙 +🪙 +8Ultrarichorshot
“Don’t say god’s name in vain!”
@@keyztrokeYou 𝙂𝙤𝙙 Damn...
@@ЧелИзИнтернетаРандомВащеJESUS CHRIST..!
@@FutileStruggleofaBoulderYeah?
He will make the earth as it is in heaven, FULL OF DEAD GUYS !!!!!!
Heaven is FULL
Blood is still Fuel
Heaven is fuel
Rawest line I've ever heard, well done
@@chickin_man65blood is full
He then revived all those men and they converted to Christianity.
I like to imagine Beefy Jesus^TM is a Necromancer
But sadly v1 would appear and kill them for their blood how ever since Jesus blood is wine he cannot be healed from iussing in the hardest boss fight known to man
good ending
@@lemonbread2165instead of healing v1 becomes drunk (screen shake, distortion, inverted controls, etc).
@@kindlingkingthats actually clever
I shall admit Jesus Prime, thou *need* to prepare some *Holy Spirit.*
If Minute Hour doesn't get to voice whoever P-3 is we riot this cartoon was his audition
1:06 (best moment)
Jesus christ...
"Yeah ?" :D
*BODYSLAM*
*ENGAGE THE TARGET*
@@Kingminosprime38*minos scream*
@@guardianhero6124 *"MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE, BECAUSE THESE FISTS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS"*
1:09 I love how the music stopped playing when Jesus said "Yeah?", only for it to resume a few seconds afterward! 😂
I like how it's already a fourth comment about "JESUS CHRIST", "Yeah?"
It was really good decision to make a little pause after “Yeah?”
@@JustKostya_Q It really was! XD
100% that was legitimately amazing
@@JustKostya_Q the pause should have gone on until he said "I think you mean... bread"
conclusion : the music come out of jesus himself
-ENGAGE THE TARGET!
second later
(minos prime scream)
Yeah?
0:19 the water turning to wine is a nice touch
b l o o d
1:17 "THE TARGET- *dies like minos prime*
1:20 this line is absolute gold in every way imaginable
“MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE, BECAUSE THESE FISTS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!”
Dude the water turning into wine is actually crazy
You notice that too? Thought I was the only one.
Lore accurate
OR BETTER, biblically accurate.
That one dude didn't deserve all those hits.
Bro got hit with a 15 hit combo
Don't know what he did but he'll never do it again
the guy who got kicked or the one who got pinned down then beatdowned?
WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
This, is my body
🍞
THIS IS MY BLOOD!
🍷
An these are my fist
🪨🪨
[Parry sound fx]
this is my urine
🍺
0:58 +enraged
1:17 +Chargeback
should have kept "you're supposed to be dead" cuz bros a prime soul now
Maybe, but I thought that just a small pause after "Yeah?" will be funnier
@@JustKostya_Qand funnier it was
1)hilarious
2)I adore the fact the theme of Jesus prime has a reference to "Jesus christ superstar" the musical
This was horrifying to watch, nice work!
im absolutely scolding that the "WHERE IS THE BODY? THIS IS MY BODY!" line isnt getting enough appriciation
"What the f*ck is this, maaaaaan! Where's the body?! D:"
0:52
*THIS. IS MY BODY! >:(*
OH MY GOD
@@boommolsch7133 GET THE LORD'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU *GOD DAMN!!!!!!!* >:(
HOOOOOOOO! *RIPS OFF HIS HEAD WITH A KUNG FU HAND*
Get the Lord's name out of your MOUTH!
jesus christ!
@@Ecco502 Yeah? :)
i just wanna say i really love the touch of the ultrakill styled subtitles
Saw this version before the original, and I was SO disappointed that the music didn't pause at the "Jesus Christ!" bit. You've outdone yourself by adding that little touch 😭
I got so disappointed too when got to Armstrong and It Has To Be This Way didn't play while punching him :(
0:51 bro the sudden freeze of the officers when Jesus comes out from the bathroom is perfect
When he came out of the bathroom? And does a deity need to go to the bathroom? This is madness. Jesus or Isa is not something you can mock, and it’s not just a matter for jesters. This is unacceptable. Isa (Jesus) is not a deity but a prophet, just like Adam.
@@user-GSF48i cannot tell of this is ragebait or somebody serious, either way the person writing this doesnt have a mental age above 13
We found the antichrist.@@user-GSF48
@@tigurt11both mental and physical
*stare at camera*
_We'll be right back!_
I’m very happy to see the remaster being put to good use
AND THY GORE SHALL GLITTER ON MY TEMPLE WALLS
"So... What if Jesus was pure chaos? Not evil, not good, not neutral. Just... Pure and unhinged chaos?"
Chaos Jesus:
Jesus is pretty much nothing like the stuck up asshole angels, so if he's alive in Ultrakillverse he likely isn't a fan of how heaven is run anyway. Dude sat down at dinner with tax collectors and prostitutes, he was a chill dude as long as you didn't turn his dad's temples into a Walmart.
This is the best thing I've seen all day
Holy shit it's Gronf 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
"wtf is this MAAAN, where's the body???"
best way to die ever
THE MINOS SCREAM 😭😭
Did you call me?
@@Minos_primeGaming ahh free… at last
Oh Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning
@@Yummm531 And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of *man.*
@@enzoquiroga9521 Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.
But the crimes thy kind have comitted against humanity are not forgotten!@@SCP_079THEOLD_AI
1:09 "yeah" got me
"Because these fists are open for business!"
>proceeds to divekick
Soldier: Jesus Christ
Jesus: yeah
Lol 😂
The Minos scream SFX along with the subtitles got me
the sheer amount of power in 0:52 is godly
The waterbottle to wine shot is genius
What we are witnessing is hell trying to contain jesus... unfortunately it soon see that Jesus cant be contain.
Also the line "my hands must be a temple because these fist are open for business" would be one of the lines he say to after you respawn.
This is one of the best videos I have ever seen
1:09 bro took a snack break
-What the Heck its this man?
-Wheres The body?
-THIS IS MY BODY
1:07
random soldier: JESUS CHRIST
jesus: yeah?
that got me rolling XD
1:26 standing here I realize
We need a 1 hour version of this
And so it has begun.
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"Yeah?"
*not even 5 seconds later gets owned*
1:33 that kick was personal
I like how it's the 2nd phase health bar where it's a slightly darker red.
i did not think i'd ever see Jesus suplex someone in full military gear
0:23 me making kool-aid using those dust packets
For me it's the coin noises made by beating the hell out of that one agent, straight sonic style beating
0:57 I like how he finds offensive that the FBI guy says "Oh my god"[Using god's name in vain(Against the 10 testaments)] and then he does the same thing, but worse
Well that brings the question of if you can take the name of the lord in vain when you are the lord?
@@superbrainz2357 I mean jesus is not the lord himself
nice your the first
The pause when Jesus hears his name and politely answers was the the single biggest brain idea I've had the pleasure of hearing
the way he threw him is fucking killing me 1:28
I think the music build up of love just is the icing on the cake, makes it feel darker and thereby, funnier
okay watching more I gotta sub great work man
imagine you find the holy corpse of the saint after the fight
Imagine Hakita hiring this Jesus VA for P-3.
The small detail of the water turning into wine is so cool
“JESUS cHRist” God: yeah?
"You INSIGNIFICANT *NON-BELIEVER!"*
-Jeebus from ultrakill
It doesn't matter what physical form Jesus'd take. He is still much stronger than all of us
Jesus prime one shotting minos is terrifying when it comes to us
I love how the music stops for a split second after that SWAT officer exclaims "Jesus Christ!"
I loved the reference to water turning into wine
Man, I love the fact that most of Jesus plum fighting is just a lot of reference to memes
"JESUS CHRIST! 😨"
"Yeah? 🙂"
"and then god came back"
not the minos scream bruh 😭
+ENRAGED +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT
and so on and so forth
"Jesus christ!"
"Yeah?"
"AHHHHH"
*WWE ahh move*
The most accurate movie adaptation
ok i have watched this like 14 times you deserve this sub
“THY WINE IS NOW” -jesus prime
Gabriel second encounter.
yk what’s crazy? if jesus rosed form the dead, he could be a prime soul.
I love when he says "yeah" the music just stops for a moment
"WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
-Minos prime
-....JESUS CHRIST!
-yeah?:3
-...
-JUDGEMENT!
1:16 minos prime scream
Now I realize the detail of bottled water becoming Wine
1:06 "JESUS CHIRST!"
(Softly) "Yeah?"
“Jesus Christ!” “Yes?” Absolutely killed me
average ultrakill bosss💀
When your younger brother and cousin’s challenge you on the Nintendo switch:
*you’ve been nonstop playing it for 7 weeks*
When you kill the boss, but the music doesn't stop
i like how it just unceremoniously just abruptly pauses
Dear Jesus Prime, I’d like to say good job on fighting those people.
Live footage of a moistcritikal detainment attempt after workout
Not even a single damage was done to him 🙏💀
1:32 God hand reference detected
: Kratos: who are you: Jesus: I’m the person that’s going to Nerf you
1:32 I think this was a reference to the barrage of kicks of the world stand in jojo's bizarre adventure
Im sure its a god hand step kick reference
The water turning to wine was a hilarious way to foreshadow 😂