plenty of bosses, lets see which one you enjoy the most nothing in this video is definitive (just in case you didnt know that) #ultrakill #funny #gaming
if panopticon has 100 fans, im one of them. if it has 50 fans, im one of them. if it has 10 fans, im one of them. if the whole world is against panopticon, i am against the world.
“MACHINE, CAN I NOT HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXIST WITHOUT YOU BEING ANNOYING?!? STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES OF FUCKING RULE 34 DRAWINGS YOU WASTE OF RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” - Gabriel
@@thebestbananabreadouthere *”yeah no Gabriel’s right, please go onto the desert sand for an hour in Greed Level at day, YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!!! GIVE MY GODDAMN ARM BACK V1!!!” - V2*
After I actually became good, I fought Minos 5 times (Prime soul) in one sitting including the flesh prisons just because I was mad he bulllied me earlier. (I was mad because bad).
I can't believe you missed the part about leviathan fight fans being certifued freebird enjoyers. That entire fight can be as deranged as your heart desires, no joke. I remember a clip of a dude being flung to the invisible wall at the very edge of the map with such force that he basically teleported there.
They changed the laser to pink to prevent player from thinking they can dash thought them Edit: It's in Patch 14b Changelog "- Changed the undashable beams in 7-4 from turqoise to magenta to differentiate them"
when you like a "boss fight" in "ULTRAKILL": 1. you **probably** like the boss fight 2. you're an enthusiast of the layer the boss fight takes place in 3. or you just really really like ultrakill waayyyyy too much
i like the earthmover because it's satisfying to shoot the electric railcanon at it as soon as it explodes. and also the bit where you fight a shit ton of enemies in the idol room
The reason i enjoy the Earthmover fight is because it genuinely threw me off guard when i looked up and that thing looked back at me. I was convinced that we wouldn't fight the Earthmover, but by god i proven wrong
My favorite boss is definetly Cancerous Rodent PRIME, the P3 lvel is fun to play, and he has the best soundtracks in the game, definetly the best PRIME soul fight and one of the best boss fights in gaming history.
Malicious Face 0:04 Swordsmachine 0:17 Cerberus: 0:32 Cancerous Rodent 0:47 Very Cancerous Rodent: 0:57 Agony and Tundra 1:03 Hieous Mass 1:23 V2 1:35 The Corpse Of King Minos 1:52 Gabriel, Judge Of Hell 2:06 Flesh Prison 2:17 (My favourite) Minos Prime 2:28 Sisyphean Insurrectionist 2:52 (I'm tired someone copy and make it continue or don't Idc)
By far of what it seems to be "freed" i have not yet have escaped my fate of fighting that of a metal core brain and yet lost, for i have not prepared thyself
Y'all, I'm not a femboy, but I love gabriel apostate of hate specifically because of THE VOICE ACTING. some of the best voice acting I've seen out of any game I've played.The way his voice cracks and he sounds like he's legitimately past the brink of madness when he says "MY HANDS SHALL *RELISH* ENDING YOU!" and you also forgot another reason Minos could be someone's favorite boss. "I've never played or watched anything about ultrakill but minos is talked about the most so i like them the most."
I like Gabriel because he has anger issues, specially Gabriel 2, in addition, he's basicly ultrakill's Main Character, every act is based on him. And he's a damn angel.
i'm a swordsmachine fan because their design is just. great their tall head is silly and their sword is really cool. its like the perfect balance of cute and also kickass i love my silly murderous death robot who would kill me without hesitation
I'm the Earthmover fan. I love not just the boss fight with the Earthmover itself, but how Earthmovers look FAR AWAY. Like in 7-2 at the background of the sometimes lightnening sky. They have a REALLY STRONG aura. I just love how much Earthmovers are EPIC.
Other thing for Gabriel: you like how the same guy who voices this overly serious guy also voices a fish shopkeeper in a Roblox horror game (Sebastian solace), the main villain of two wario-likes, both being absolute goofballs (Baron of Greed from treasure tech and Satan from ANTONBLAST) and litterally Duke Nukem
9:03 to differentiate them from the blue laser the security system has, which can be dashed through, while the ones in benjamins brain cant be dashed through
i dont have a fav boss at all, but if you ask me: what i liked to fight more. Im going to say that: minos prime (or judgement shitposter dud) or the 2nd fight of gabriel, "why?" THE INTRO IS EPIC and that doesnt make me a femboy
-Minitour- is my favorite because the fighting pattern is so rhythmic and chaotic, and imo it has the MOST fitting music. Also big Gianni fan but we don't need to read into that.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
if panopticon has 100 fans, im one of them. if it has 50 fans, im one of them. if it has 10 fans, im one of them. if the whole world is against panopticon, i am against the world.
If panopticon has 1 fan, that's me, if panopticon has no fans, I'm not exist
Panopticon is love, panopticon is life
Flesh prison clears>>>>>>
@@capperbuns the only good thing about it is its smile and nothing else
i guess you wait for the world
Earthmover fan here, the brain lasers(which you can't dash thru) were changed to differentiate them from the mindflayer laser, which you can dash thru
I always wondered why they changed the color and I didn't think it was related to the mindflayer laser which I didnt know you could dash through
also imo they're more pretty. i like that shade of pink
God dammit, I was too slow
I HATE THAT BOSS SO MUCH!
@@CowKirboi hate YOU so much!!!!!! >:(
when i saw the thumbnail i imagined gabriel with all of his pent up rage yelling "YOU ARE A FEMBOOOOY!"
"machine, will you please stop wearing that very feminine maid outfit everytime we wish to battle? it's not the proper attire for these fights."
“MACHINE, CAN I NOT HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXIST WITHOUT YOU BEING ANNOYING?!? STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES OF FUCKING RULE 34 DRAWINGS YOU WASTE OF RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” - Gabriel
@@thebestbananabreadouthere *”yeah no Gabriel’s right, please go onto the desert sand for an hour in Greed Level at day, YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!!! GIVE MY GODDAMN ARM BACK V1!!!” - V2*
YOU INSIGNIFICANT FEMBOY! THIS IS NOT OVER!
I love leviathan because it's the most harmless snake,you can find in New South Wales
Just look at him, he's so adorable 🥰
The most harmful snake in nsw is John Barilaro
@@CursedSFMSNo more, Friendlyjordies bullied him out of the position of power he had.
@@totallytherealbasil that thing is still a dangerous snake
@@CursedSFMS Oh yeah, I forgot. He can fire bomb, and he has some scary connections.
i agree he is so cute
ferryman is like that one anime character that isnt really strong but tries their best in combat. i just love them
Agreed, ferryman and minos prime are the best
For me ferryman harder than Gabriel 2
krillin vibes
man, the ferryman is the bane of my existance
@@linuxoidovichGabriel 2 is fairly easy cuz you can just run around, Gabriel 1 will make sure you get PTSD
I like ferryman because "He is the light in my darkness" fucking *_SLAPS_*
i believe in ferryman x gabriel supremacy
Not really, i dont see why people like it, but to each their own
based and yarrpilled
amen brother, amen
I like him bc coin go ching
Holy shit that Minos prime was spot on.
Except the order thingy
I agree. Order is way better than war
@@leaks1155I'm gonna eat your soul
Agreed. War slaps, but Order PUMMELS
@@redmadness265order hits as hard as an unparried judgement
na uh Order slaps but WAR dry humps, therefore its better
Minos prime:
"You like the good challenge"
Nah, I like to bully him
Gabriel 2 isn't even a challenge for me, I beat the absolute crap out of him lmao
After I actually became good, I fought Minos 5 times (Prime soul) in one sitting including the flesh prisons just because I was mad he bulllied me earlier. (I was mad because bad).
How bro I died 31 times when I killed him the first time
2:09 Why yes, how could you tell I was?
I thought cancerous rodent would be something like: "You're a big fan of Civvie 11"
I can't believe you missed the part about leviathan fight fans being certifued freebird enjoyers. That entire fight can be as deranged as your heart desires, no joke. I remember a clip of a dude being flung to the invisible wall at the very edge of the map with such force that he basically teleported there.
I was once pushed into the edge of the map with extreme speed too. I love messing with leviathan
They changed the laser to pink to prevent player from thinking they can dash thought them
Edit: It's in Patch 14b Changelog
"- Changed the undashable beams in 7-4 from turqoise to magenta to differentiate them"
i still instinctively try to dash through them 😭
no way, it's your opinion vs all bosses
finally you made vs bosses
Ineophobe jumpscare
Where tf did you come from-
No seriously, i was just watching boosted machine vs all bosses before this vid
Btw i love ur content
@@danielcarelse6116 AH! so scary I forgot to get scared until you mentioned it
Ineophobe my beloved ❤️
Guys i suddenly find Gabriel to be the best boss in the game
In attractiveness too
Fax
You aren’t the only one
he is an absolute stud i meann
I thank all of you my devoted followers
And remember guys ... there's nothing wrong about liking feminine looking stuff...
That makes you just more masculine
Someone count the amount of times he says "You probably"
i could do that
@JuanC4- You probably could
@@JuanC4-You probablu could
@@JuanC4-You probablu could
@@JuanC4-You probablu could
When first going through 7-3, I saw Maurice take down all the machines and be the last one standing. After that I decided to convert.
i love the gutter man because of heavy tf2
*"HERE I COME!!!"* -Gutterheavy
@@dr.consumerock6798 gutter pow
@@pitagaming123 *"I LOVE ZHIS IDOL!!!"*
@@dr.consumerock6798 I'm going to kill tiny blue robot
lol
2:22 I have no mental problems, flesh prison is my favourite because flesh prison is very beautiful and I want to marry flesh prison
...
@@CJSH_ON_YTthis comment says a lot of words..
@@Vippy-y6t what does that mean
@@Vippy-y6t it does
@@CJSH_ON_YT I can tell the “…” means a LOT of things that’s what I mean
when you like a "boss fight" in "ULTRAKILL":
1. you **probably** like the boss fight
2. you're an enthusiast of the layer the boss fight takes place in
3. or you just really really like ultrakill waayyyyy too much
4. Femboy.
Throughout Ultrakill And Machines, I Alone Am The Green Femboy One
Unfortunately youre not
I ain’t gay but if it’s Gabriel…
DAMN IT!... you got the gabriel part right...
Wait a second.
I beg your pardon?
Damn bro. Relatable.
@@totallytherealbasil
OH CRAP! BASIL'S A FEMBOY!
@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224
i grant one
i am a femboy
i like the earthmover because it's satisfying to shoot the electric railcanon at it as soon as it explodes.
and also the bit where you fight a shit ton of enemies in the idol room
cant wait for another Gabriel fight, i think the game needs more Gabriel tbh
1:22 OR you have played dmc 3 and love the reference, you should have added that lmao
and all of a sudden, the 2nd Gabriel fight was my favorite of all the bosses
it always has been
"Machine, this zaza is straight fire, shoutout to my plug." -Gabriel (Post 6-2 fight)
"gutterman: you like the gutterman alot"
thank you juan i would had never known
Bro got me with Gabriel 😃
The reason i enjoy the Earthmover fight is because it genuinely threw me off guard when i looked up and that thing looked back at me. I was convinced that we wouldn't fight the Earthmover, but by god i proven wrong
0:07 get real
Maurice my beloved
Long life to the ferryman!❤❤
Long live the comically large spoon!
@@NobodyTheBlank yeah
I like to think tipping the Ferryman is canon. But lets be honest, no blood fountain lives to V1
You forgot to mention that people like the Leviathan fight because of the funny Sharpshooter's gimmick of exploding projectiles.
as a swordsmachine enjoyer, i just ABSOLUTLY ADORE its design
and as a benjamin enjoyer, you hit the nail right on the head
this man says "your probably" like hes writing a poem
Ok, I wasn't sure who my favorite boss was but I did already like Gabe and all of your descriptors for him are accurate to me so..........
This video in a nutshell: if you LIKE this boss then you ALSO LIKE the level/layer it appears in. SHOCKER!!!
Also you're a femboy
okay the sisyphus prime one was pretty accurate
9:05, Because you can't dash through these lasers.
Learned this the hard way.
@@capperbuns me too.
Go go gadget rock snake
6:47 why are you going after his ass
2:46 "hey im not here to JUDGE"
Did you say JUDGE will you summon me
@MINOS_prime-h7z thy
end it is now!😊
Love the ferryman because he lets me go if i give him a coin 😇
5:48 femboy squared
1:50 Rules of nature
My favorite boss is definetly Cancerous Rodent PRIME, the P3 lvel is fun to play, and he has the best soundtracks in the game, definetly the best PRIME soul fight and one of the best boss fights in gaming history.
Hooray, I've been praised for my masochism!!
(sisyphus fan)
7:10 you could say im a big johnniseur
They are pink because Hakita wanted to differentiate those lasers from other lasers, because the Benjamin lasers ignore i frames.
Malicious Face 0:04
Swordsmachine 0:17
Cerberus: 0:32
Cancerous Rodent 0:47
Very Cancerous Rodent: 0:57
Agony and Tundra 1:03
Hieous Mass 1:23
V2 1:35
The Corpse Of King Minos 1:52
Gabriel, Judge Of Hell 2:06
Flesh Prison 2:17 (My favourite)
Minos Prime 2:28
Sisyphean Insurrectionist 2:52
(I'm tired someone copy and make it continue or don't Idc)
gabriel 2, his intro is the most badass i've heard
AGONY and TUNDRA/RUDE and ANGRY/hideous mass 2: NOW THERES 2 OF THEM!
OMG IM A GABRIEL FAN AND A FEMBOY. IT’S TRUE.
Unfortunate.
Historically accurate
nuh uh
I am not a femboy
@@hellina_girlieerrrr you’re wrong. It takes one to know one, silly goose :3
@@FabioDaFemboy jokes on you, I was a femboy. Then I discovered that I'm a girl
By far of what it seems to be "freed" i have not yet have escaped my fate of fighting that of a metal core brain and yet lost, for i have not prepared thyself
Order is better than War, as much as you like to deny it
i already have a video diving into both these songs and why i like them, not going to why i like war more
"You're a femboy. No if's, an's or but's."
Me, a woman: ?????
3:38 man you don't gotta call me out like that 😭😭😭😭
lmao😭
I kinda like Gabriel second fight since he is REALLY mad and dramatic plus earthmover has this banger in the end, critical failure just too good
As a 2-4 speed runner I feel offended at not being called out
Sisyphus Prime: You enjoy Disco Elysium. A lot.
Minotaur: You enjoy House of Leaves. A lot.
Y'all, I'm not a femboy, but I love gabriel apostate of hate specifically because of THE VOICE ACTING. some of the best voice acting I've seen out of any game I've played.The way his voice cracks and he sounds like he's legitimately past the brink of madness when he says "MY HANDS SHALL *RELISH* ENDING YOU!" and you also forgot another reason Minos could be someone's favorite boss. "I've never played or watched anything about ultrakill but minos is talked about the most so i like them the most."
denial
@@inval_ D --> no people just dont want to be sexualized over liking a character
are you still in denial?
I like Gabriel because he has anger issues, specially Gabriel 2, in addition, he's basicly ultrakill's Main Character, every act is based on him. And he's a damn angel.
7:13 yo I literally femboy over big John fr fr
i'm a swordsmachine fan because their design is just. great
their tall head is silly and their sword is really cool. its like the perfect balance of cute and also kickass
i love my silly murderous death robot who would kill me without hesitation
order IS better than war.
fax
I'm one to skip over thumbnails, so when it came to my favourite (Gabriel) I found out who I truely am with a bit of a surprise.
I like minotaur because I love house of leaves
2:08 how did bro know 😧
How does he know dawg😧
5:44
HEY I AM NOT A FEMBOY!
I'm a trans girl lmao
2:31 nah I just like the music :)
Same
“If you like gabriel you’re a femboy”
Sir i already was
(Yes gabriel is one of my favourites)
Edit: turns out i’m transfem
congratulations on figuring that out
I'm the Earthmover fan. I love not just the boss fight with the Earthmover itself, but how Earthmovers look FAR AWAY. Like in 7-2 at the background of the sometimes lightnening sky. They have a REALLY STRONG aura. I just love how much Earthmovers are EPIC.
Question: I’m a femboy, do I automatically become a Gabriel fan?
stop
@@Omnidimensial never
@@ThePuff18 honestly just keep that crap to ur self
@@Omnidimensial but will i
5:52 that gabriel fight was easier than the first one though 😭😭
Fr 😭 I thought it was easier cause I didn’t have to worry about falling off the platform
Other thing for Gabriel: you like how the same guy who voices this overly serious guy also voices a fish shopkeeper in a Roblox horror game (Sebastian solace), the main villain of two wario-likes, both being absolute goofballs (Baron of Greed from treasure tech and Satan from ANTONBLAST) and litterally Duke Nukem
I accidentally P ranked leviathan, that's how easy it is
(reminder, basically all of my completions before and after this fight were C and D ranks)
Minos prime but it would be gabe2 if he was more of a challenge
I like the angry and rude boss fight especially when you shred them with your dual wield power ups
"It's Like 10 PM" Well, I'm Watching This At 4:00 AM, I Understand Your Pain, And More.
My fav us sisyphus bc i mean the cool soundtrack, dialogue, cool design and a good challenge + hes caked up
Cerberus: YOU HAVE UNO
Cerberus would say something like: "Why does hell have doors? Because people are DYING to get in."
I just discovered apparently my favourite boss is Sisyphus Prime. I thought it was Leviathan but you literally described me in the Sisyphus part
Cerberus, because I just started and HOLY SHIT HE BALLING
9:03 to differentiate them from the blue laser the security system has, which can be dashed through, while the ones in benjamins brain cant be dashed through
2:07 Why can I perfectly imagine a Gabriel fan seeing that and yelling, "I am NOT a femboy" like Wheatly from Portal
We did a challenge to design a robot at my school so I drew the Earthmover.
i dont have a fav boss at all, but if you ask me: what i liked to fight more. Im going to say that: minos prime (or judgement shitposter dud)
or the 2nd fight of gabriel, "why?" THE INTRO IS EPIC
and that doesnt make me a femboy
guess gabriel is my new favorite boss now
What i like about Sisyphus Prime is his Theme song
Take a shot every time he says "You probably" or accidentally insults you.
i like ferryman because you can do the uhhh the uhhh “TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER, O’ VALLY OF PLENTY”
I'M NOT A KISSBOY (stage 1: denial)
-Minitour- is my favorite because the fighting pattern is so rhythmic and chaotic, and imo it has the MOST fitting music.
Also big Gianni fan but we don't need to read into that.
I like Ferryman because you can just pay him and he lets you be, and Big Minos and Leviathan because big boss = power trip
Coolest boss: V2
Best music: V2
Best lore boss: Gabriel
Hardest boss: Sisyphus Prime
Funniest boss: Cancerous Rodent
Best Spectacle: Earthmover
2:11
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
LOL
0:38 Quite the opposite. After getting absolutely dunked on by 4 radiant basketball players and their fans I can say Cerberus EX traumatized me.
YOU HAVE FUCKING UNO
I would say "cover mindflayer" but i think we all know what he'd say.
THE FUCK, I LOVE GIANI MATRAGANO, I AIN'T NO FEMBOY!
You know what they say.. But remember, that what goes around comes back around, goes back around to you.