The worst ULTRAKILL Review Yet...
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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Credit to @kalidescope for helping me find this video and partly with the thumbnail, and @Comik_07 for helping with the thumbnail. also credit to @spaceyishere0, and @Illager666 for being in the discord call and for emotional support.
credit to @linguini645 for the original slop (also cuz this guy didn't credit him I will)
link to the original garbage made by @GameGraderReviews • Video
Background footage came from Pressure on Roblox: www.roblox.com...
Thanks for reading the description and watching the video :3
#ultrakill #ai #commentary 
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If you are confused as to why you can't find the video. That is because Game Grader has privated it. That is all ruclips.net/video/xP5u9e37WfA/видео.html (link to video)
it's so bad he needed to private it
Enoch King Nothing got him
This is why you do not bully because now nobody can make fun of it.
Coward
The only actually viable reviews that are negative for ultrakill are the ones saying “not for me” instead of b1tching about “OH ITS TOO HARD AND ITS NOT DOOM1!1!!!”
"Reviewing Ultrakill, but i have dementia"
Dementiakill
"Reviewing Ultrakill, but I have dementia"
”Reviewing Ultrakill, but i have dementia”
"Reviewing Ultrakill, but I have dementia."
(This is a joke I haven’t played ultra kill, this is getting inspiration from the can you beat ultra-kill with dementia video) So I decided to embark on a challenge
Can you review ultrakill with dementia?
So I first entered the game on harmless difficulty, where I got sent to the tutorial to punch.
Then I punched some planks again and then punched some planks and get introduced to the punching system
I later get a random coin
I forgot how to use the coin, so I went to buy the marksman.
Pretty great weapon, but I want something different.
Wait how do I already have all the weapons, this isn’t possible.
Ehh whatever, probably data corruption.
But then a thought appeared in my mind
Can you review ultrakill with dementia?
So first we’re starting off and I will be doing live commentary
I started up the game after closing my tab, and I didn’t get sent to the tutorial, and I had a few levels unlocked.
That’s weird.
Also this game is very easy, probably baby difficulty. It is pretty lenient.
I went to buy some items.
Wait I already have all of the pistols?
So I went to beat The final level that I had ‘unlocked’
I learnt how to parry
Why did my character punch.
I learnt how to punch, and then broke some planks, then got some entities that serve as an introduction to the tutorial.
If you ask ChatGPT about ultrakill it will give you word for word what that guy said
🙂
fr?
Seems like a lie
V1 would say otherwise
supreme machines vs mankind
You can’t be serious right?
"hey chatgpt write me a script for an ultrakill review"
"And make It as generic and stretched out as possible for ad revenue"
@@ENZO--GABRIEL [Intro Music: Upbeat Electronic]
[Video opens with dynamic gameplay footage of ULTRAKILL]
Narrator: Hey everyone! Welcome back to the channel! If you’re new here, don’t forget to hit that subscribe button and ring the bell so you never miss out on our latest reviews, gameplay tips, and all things gaming! Today, we’re diving into an adrenaline-pumping review of ULTRAKILL, the fast-paced retro-inspired first-person shooter that’s been making waves in the gaming community. So, grab your snacks, settle in, and let’s get right into it!
[Cut to gameplay footage of ULTRAKILL’s first level]
Narrator: ULTRAKILL, developed by Arsi “Hakita” Patala and published by New Blood Interactive, is a game that instantly grabs your attention with its high-octane action and nostalgic flair. If you’re a fan of classic shooters like DOOM, Quake, or Duke Nukem, then you’re definitely in for a treat. But what makes ULTRAKILL stand out in the crowded FPS landscape? Let’s break it down.
[Cut to a clip showing different weapons in the game]
Narrator: First up, let’s talk about the weapons. ULTRAKILL offers a diverse arsenal of guns that keep the combat fresh and exciting. From shotguns to railguns, each weapon has its own unique feel and function. You’ll find yourself constantly switching between weapons, trying to find the perfect loadout for each battle. The developers have really outdone themselves with the weapon mechanics here, offering a satisfying and visceral shooting experience.
[Insert gameplay footage showing different levels and environments]
Narrator: Moving on to the level design, ULTRAKILL boasts a variety of visually stunning environments. Whether you’re battling through derelict factories, ancient temples, or futuristic landscapes, the game does an excellent job of keeping the levels visually engaging and diverse. The environments are not just eye-candy; they play a crucial role in the gameplay, offering strategic opportunities and challenges.
[Cut to gameplay footage highlighting enemy types and combat scenarios]
Narrator: Now, let’s talk about the enemies. ULTRAKILL features a broad range of foes, each with its own attack patterns and weaknesses. This variety ensures that the combat never feels stale and keeps you on your toes throughout your playthrough. From fast-moving hordes to powerful bosses, the enemy design in ULTRAKILL is a testament to the developer’s dedication to creating a challenging and rewarding experience.
[Cut to a player using special abilities or power-ups]
Narrator: One of the standout features of ULTRAKILL is its special abilities and power-ups. These additions give you an edge in combat and add another layer of strategy to the game. Timing your power-ups effectively can turn the tide of battle and make you feel like an unstoppable force.
[Insert brief clip of the game’s soundtrack and sound design]
Narrator: Let’s not forget the audio. ULTRAKILL’s soundtrack is a high-energy mix of metal and electronic beats that perfectly complements the intense gameplay. The sound effects, from the roar of a shotgun to the screech of an enemy, are crisp and immersive, adding to the overall experience.
[Cut to footage of various ULTRAKILL community creations or mods]
Narrator: For those of you who love community content, ULTRAKILL has a thriving modding scene. The game’s modding tools allow players to create and share their own levels and challenges, which means there’s always something new to explore. It’s great to see a game that not only delivers a fantastic core experience but also encourages creativity and community engagement.
[Cut to gameplay footage showing different difficulty levels]
Narrator: In terms of difficulty, ULTRAKILL caters to a range of skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned shooter veteran or a newcomer looking for a fun challenge, the game offers various difficulty settings to suit your preference. And with the addition of achievements and leaderboards, there’s plenty of incentive to keep pushing yourself and improving your skills.
[Insert a promotional clip or ad for gaming accessories or merch]
Narrator: Before we wrap things up, a quick word from our sponsor! If you’re looking to elevate your gaming setup, check out [Sponsor Name] for the best in gaming accessories and merch. Their products are top-notch and perfect for any serious gamer. Use the link in the description for an exclusive discount!
[Cut back to gameplay footage and the narrator]
Narrator: So, what’s the final verdict on ULTRAKILL? If you’re a fan of fast-paced shooters with a retro vibe, this game is definitely worth your time. Its diverse weapons, engaging levels, and challenging enemies make for a thrilling experience that’s sure to keep you hooked. It’s a fantastic homage to classic FPS games while offering enough innovation to feel fresh and exciting.
[Insert outro music and channel graphics]
Narrator: That’s it for today’s review! If you enjoyed the video, be sure to give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends. And don’t forget to leave a comment below with your thoughts on ULTRAKILL or any other games you’d like us to review. Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you in the next video!
[End Screen with Subscribe Button and Video Recommendations]
This is essentially UltraKill:
Pros - it’s a shooter game where you go to Hell
Cons - it’s a shooter game where you go to Hell
UnderTheMayo: Finally! A worthy opponent!
At least he isn't lying abt some parts of the game unlike mayo lol
at least Mayo actually played the game
@@tvhaha361 Fr
let it go bruh, its over
@@loopydooples Never
lmfao what i had no idea this was a thing
you can tell he actually uses way more of my gameplay because i have really stupid modded style texts lol, all of the overkill gameplay is mine as well
Hi linguini
You could lowkey request to take down his video because of how much of your gameplay he uses without ever crediting you - or anybody else he might've stolen from for that matter.
Edit: It would probably be funnier if you left the video up tho. Enoch, King Nothing said so.
Just cut out all your footage except for the enoch king nothing to confuse people who are looking for genuine ultrakill reviews 💀
Bro take his video down i stg you don’t deserve this.
AI trying to make a cohesive review of a game (impossible)
The guy who made the bad ultra kill review is literally a Contant farm with AI
You are a child.
@@Robert-2k10 yeah so
@@Robert-2k10 they're not wrong though.
@@Robert-2k10 being a kid has nothing to do with his statement. What did u expect bringing that up?
@@capperbuns hes just a meatrider of the content farmer
this reminds me of when i asked chatgpt to tell me thing sabout v2 ultrakill, it said that he is the main antagonist and that he puts traps in the path of v1
V1 steps in a comedically large mouse trap and *DIES*
fr lol
@@jaborbis Type of shit that would happen in a secret level
@@jaborbisGabriel dies in a glue trap in act 3
Sisyphus slipped, fell into a pit trap and fucking dies
When Enoch, King Nothing is in the gameplay and AI's gotta lock in
The king of nothing?
@@ПавелКратиров-ф6с modded boss fight
@@ПавелКратиров-ф6с MITHRIX RAHHHH
@@ПавелКратиров-ф6с we're gonna need a bigger ukulele
@@theVyache and ride a boat made from a sheet of newspaper
btw you can see a lot of times custom score like "REVERSE MAYO%" which linguini uses
the pressure gameplay in the background is so random but the fandoms are so connected by gianni and pressure referencing ultrakill so often that I didnt even notice for a while
Uh the fish
@@hashhashbrowns5381 ah yes, the ROBLOX dimensional Gianni. From being the most powerful Archangel to being a human who was falsely accused of murder and instead of him being killed he gets tested on and turns into a fish.
Dude the way you laugh at 6:13 reminds me SO much of the laugh before William gets spring locked
Fr. William's laugh but high pitched a little
The c4 failure
But there's no laugh sound in fnaf 3
@@victoroliveira3577Who said otherwise?
@@victoroliveira3577 the fan made one
enoch king nothing when andrew queen something enters the room
jeremy monarch matter
josh prince existence
claude emperor elementary particle
@@lforlogicreadmyuser bob ruler everything
@@avant_gaming2283 yes
Oh no, did it manage to beat mayo? (HE DID NOT PUT E-4 IN A SERIOUS REVIEW, how could Enoch, King Nothing allow this?)
Anyways, no, it isn’t worse than mayo’s
My neurons fired when I saw E-4 in the video
literal inhuman stupidity
bad in their own way i guess. One is wrong and the other one looks like chatgpt made the review script
chat gpt prompt: enoch king nothing
enoch king nothing when enoch king something enters the room:
DUDE HE'S LIKE A FUCKING WIZARD, HE'S SPEAKING THE SAME RIDDLE TO US OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE
Sysyphus hearing a line repeated in the review: YES! KEEP THEM COMING!
I swear this guy's said something along the lines of "retro with a modern twist" like 10 times
he at least said it 5 times i know that much
He stole another video at around 5:32, its called ultrakill but its a roguelike i think, you can see the numbers when you attack an enemy and thats a mod
nvm
Lol
overkill iirc
Enoch, King Nothing when A-Knock, Peasant Everything enter the room:
can't wait for Enoch : King Nothing to be the fraud boss
Mayo 2: Electric Boogaloo
he also used footage of thebluedoctor's 1hp brutal mode playthrough at 5:15
Alternative title: V1 has a mental fucking breakdown over someone Misrepresenting his life
8:42 CANTALOPE 🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈
THIS IS A CERTIFIED YAHIAMICE CLASSIC🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🍈🍈🍈
i didn't expect the fucking cantaloupe jumpscare in an ultrakill video
CANTALOUPE
yahi jumpscare
just replayed E-4 after watching this and fucking busted out laughing midnight once ENOCH, KING NOTHING appeared, thank you svarog V1
this reminds me of that one time a teacher kinda pissed me off so in a presentation i just basically said the same thing for 10 minutes
Evil
@@Jumsoonleviathangaming i know what you are
i feel bad for anyone who actually watched that video for info on ultrakill
i am
literally legally blind and i beat leniant and harmless without any of the accessibility features
then i found out they exist and beat standard with only using some minor visual highlights
if this guy complains about the difficulty then i have no faith in him
Power to you man. Beating the game while being legally blind is a feat I cant really imagine. keep up the grind
beat the game on standard with nothing special (totally didn't suffer on 4-3, 6-1, and 7-3)
because of my internet ultrakill lags so much i HAVE to stay on harmless
legit brutal feels like radiance 1.79e308
@@Danpg79what? It’s a single player game that doesn’t require internet connection to run. Do you mean your computer is slow?
The "Modern twist" Is being able to look up and down
This review makes me ENVY my own ability in making terrible game reviews. Talk about an UNFORTUNATE DEVELOPMENT. I must continue INDULGING in my notes on making awful reviews!
Omg your a legend for that comment
RAINWORLD REFERENCE!1!!!!11!1!1!1!!!!11!
The script that talks about "unlocking movement abilities" sounds like something chatgpt would write
Oh wait he talks about it likely being ai at around the 10 minute mark
the only one I could think of is the ziplash
Apparently asking chatgpt about ultrakill gives you what he said word for word
@@unusual_sandwich bro took a joke comment seriously, this is how misinformation begins spreading
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltanclassic RUclips comment section dwellers - tell them anything with a little glimpse of confidence and many people would believe it just because
6:43 when I was starting to play ultrakill, I choose standard, and, oh boy, for half casual it was hard, and yet I did P rank P-1
And I have a brother, tho is IPAD KID
And he still on harmless was able to finish prelude
It was his third time on PC
Why people who complain about difficulty just don’t play on the easier one? No one knows answer…
acting like he was forced to play on brutal
was there Enoch, King Nothing on your first playthrough
Pride
3 words.
MAJOR.
SKILL.
ISSUE.
why did i read this in the v1 tts voice
Did you even watch the vid before posting this ?
@@TheLocalChaosMaker yes
Enoch
King
Nothing
3 other words:
Enoch,
King
Nothing
him AND mayo now
edit: WAIT NO IT'S PROBABLY AN AI CASHGRAB CHANNEL HOLY
There's something really funny when I click on a video about a game I like - then the background gameplay is a game I voice in aha - that's a new feeling
Me when the V1 is svarog:
V1 if he was a jordans creaser
Svarog if he was fueled by blood:
When I’m at an e-4 contest and enoch king nothing shows up
V1 on Svarog kinda goated ngl
Imagine this review is the first thing player has seen about ultrakill.
After completing the game all scenes of modded footages will feel like fever dream in theirs memory
maybe the king nothing was the reviews we made along the way
spared from the slaughter this time
my favourite prelude boss enoch king nothing
My favourite level in prelude The CyberGrind
My favorite Gluttony enemy Carcass.
"chatgpt, make a review script for ultrakill"
Me trying to extend my my English work from 300 words to the required 1000 words:
he padded the script so hard that he ended up doubling words and Enoch, King Nothing
13:10 "Dont harrass the creator" pandemonium is harrassing you
3:03 well, technically, i suppose the crushers in the prelude, the sand in greed and the lava (those are all the ones i could remember) could be like "traps" but they're easily dodgeable, so maybe not
Also the Ocean in Wrath, but I think everything other than the crushers are more like hazards/obstacles than "traps".
@@100organicfreshmemes5 fair
PRESSURE DETECTED🤑🤑🤑🤑 🏃♂️ 🐟💨
“Whatever, Go my minigames
I cast... 500 MINIGAMES!
- pandemonium
gifted honey bee my goat 🙏🙏
expendables at door 30
hot fish shopkeeper simulator 😛😛😛
4:00 Slop inception
slopception
really yall??? not insloption???
*sigh* [insert vaas’ speech about the definition of insanity]
Bro I’m so glad you covered this it annoyed me so much when I first saw it.
Missed opportunity to use the obvious pun "it's overkill" in the thumbnail.
I’m gonna crash out if I hear him say anything around the lines of “retro with a modern twist” istg😭😭😭
13:23 DO I HEAR BUCKSHOT ROULETTE SONG?!1?1!1? ‼️🤸♀️‼️‼️‼️
Very bold to blame the guy for using AI when you clearly used EnochGPT for this video script
1:29 the fact the soundeffects effect sync 😭
"This video is unavailable" BRO DELETED IT
Enoch, King Something
Ah yes, ultrakill, my favorite fast paced game with nostalgic retro graphics, but with a modern touch, giving it a fresh atmosphere, as well as it's block hitting mechanic !
God that ai slop script is so fucking bad lmao
Yes dude! I'd love to see you make a video on presure, maybe you can find an AI slop video for that game as well 🤣
Having pressure as the background is gold
when he said "heres the clip" an ultra cream ad played
+GOODTIMING
at least he didn't blatantly lie about the game because he didn't like it for some reason
somebody could watch that review and still want to buy the game
Why is the quality for the review guy just SO bad?
Of course, as soon as I type this comment, I get answered by the video…
Ah, free at last...
Oh, Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning
And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man
And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man
6:11 bro was like : "wait this won't fit here"
"very difficult to learn" when it takes like 5 seconds to learn slam storage
i still dont know how and ive seen multiple comment tutorials
help
What are these Moviemaker ass titlecards Game Grader uses 💀💀💀
NAAAAAAH EVEN THE EDITING IS FAKE
I sure do love watching in horror as I see the potentional for one of my Ultrakill videos to be stolen but I have no idea if one of them did get stole or not.
> “Game grinder”
> doesn’t play the game himself
0:31 Why did bro become 4 bfb for a sec?
3:56 let the slop sit there long enough and soon they will cannibalize each other
3:03 Not completely agreeing with him, but Ultrakill's 7-2 level "Light Up The Night" does technically feature a trap room in the library. Without knowledge of the proper path to take, an ambush will occur.
8:43 cantaloupe jumpscare
Didn't watch the video yet but I can tell it's a banger
"Reviewing ULTRAKILL, but I have no idea what the f*ck I'm talking about."
im guessing the "trap" part he was talking about is the minotaur boss fight after the tram part (which only happens ONCE)
As someone new to ultrakill, its easy to beat (normal mode), but you have to learn deep into the mechanics to master (P-ranks and Brutal mode). I like that.
yup, the more you challenge yourself the more you gotta learn the little things bout all the weapons and stuff.
@@JuanC4- "coins cant be too complicated, let me check the wiki page"
"Ultrakill sucks mfs" when they pirate the game
3:51 slop^2
That svarog body with an edited V1 head is so cursed. I love it.
V1 in Svarog's suit was something I wanted to see for a long time
what i want to do: listen to the review
what my adhd wants me to do: watch pressure and ignore the review
Supreme machine generated script vs enoch, king nothing, who win ?
the funny robot coin flipper
TITANFALL, PRESSURE, FALLOUT, AND ULTRAKILL MENTIONED ???????
yep
@@JuanC4- New favorite channel fr
what r the flags
Watching this video made me feel like I was high, even tho I'm not
Ngl, I don’t blame him for having the same intro and format for all of his reviews, cuz I do the same thing for all my essays and writing assignments, literally take 2 of my essays and the only difference you’ll see is the main topic of them
That script was not made by AI...
It was made by ENOCH, KING NOTHING!!
I'm sure im not the only one that looked at the tittle and was like "Wow this mayo guy is an Infinite money glitch"
6:12 when he mentions healing packs while you burst out in laughter, if it wasnt already obvious enough it just proves he is using AI to write the scripts for him, or he somehow manages to find possibly the most vague ways to describe a game in every vid he makes and somehow slaps that together into a video (together with stolen uncredited footage too)
3:34 The fact he uses war as the background music just shows how fed up he is
I never knew i needed V1 with Svarog's body until now.
7:42 The modern twist was Enoch, King Nothing all this time...
the part of juan and the boys laughing is so wholesome it made me giggle
Itd be extremely funny if he did try to do a different intro each time but he had the same opinion on every game he reviewed and subconsciously did it
"but before you will buy the game, imma want to spoil you in the most incorrect way possible"
That dude has massive balls stealing footage after the Hbomberguy video
I'm subbing because you sound like if DarkWingDork had a little brother who was only slightly younger than him.
Also great review review.
Didn't even watch this video yet and I was NOT expecting to be greeted with Svarog V1