Funniest Yearbook Quotes of All Time

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @ItachiUchiha-bi4if
    @ItachiUchiha-bi4if 4 года назад +7170

    "Cheaters don't win, but I just graduated."
    This is the masterpiece!😂

  • @jazy7186
    @jazy7186 5 лет назад +8700

    Carlos Carlos should've said "names so nice u say it twice"

  • @krazylevin
    @krazylevin 3 года назад +14433

    "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport."
    Lmao I gotta remember this one

    • @ratkiller6237
      @ratkiller6237 3 года назад +100

      idiots can fly, they can just buy a ticket from the airport the correct version would be If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport

    • @bravoprozac7620
      @bravoprozac7620 3 года назад +55

      @@ratkiller6237 welp you got a point

    • @rahmarashid8323
      @rahmarashid8323 3 года назад +46

      Remind me this next year

    • @areism
      @areism 3 года назад +21

      @@ratkiller6237 But if they can fly whu would they need a plane?

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 3 года назад +12

      @@areism They meant if idiots could fly a plane not idiots flying

  • @Yeeyeeuni66
    @Yeeyeeuni66 2 года назад +1447

    As an Asian person, the "why you no doctor yet?" HIT LMAO

  • @deletedchannel9378
    @deletedchannel9378 5 лет назад +29868

    I love how 99% of these are just people roasting themselves

    • @astralblob
      @astralblob 4 года назад +171

      MidnightSnek or their look

    • @reversevideos3694
      @reversevideos3694 4 года назад +65

      Haha yea

    • @jameskun8374
      @jameskun8374 4 года назад +141

      This is not real. It's other people's memes, where they write yearbook quotes for others based on their pictures. Thought that was obvious.

    • @joryc4018
      @joryc4018 4 года назад +57

      They did not roast themselves,the student that owns the yearbook got to pick their quotes

    • @joryc4018
      @joryc4018 4 года назад +24

      They did not roast themselves,the student that owns the yearbook got to pick their quotes

  • @d.perezduarte
    @d.perezduarte 4 года назад +4851

    “if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport”
    that is so true

    • @kanishk7214
      @kanishk7214 4 года назад +39

      If idiots could fly then why would they need airport, smart people would be the one who need airport

    • @d.perezduarte
      @d.perezduarte 4 года назад +40

      @@kanishk7214 i don’t think you got the joke

    • @kanishk7214
      @kanishk7214 4 года назад +3

      @@d.perezduarte please explain

    • @d.perezduarte
      @d.perezduarte 4 года назад +32

      @@kanishk7214 he is saying that everybody in that school is an idiot because if idiots could fly well that would be an airport but yes you do have a good point

    • @sheeky2310
      @sheeky2310 4 года назад +5

      Im stealing that as my ybq (ybq=Year Book Quote, i just made that up Lol)

  • @mrchillbanana9251
    @mrchillbanana9251 4 года назад +15063

    "I got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic"
    That hit hard

  • @bunnyinpink7705
    @bunnyinpink7705 2 года назад +640

    “No, Voldemort is not In my head-wrap” got me 😂

    • @n1midojohnfan
      @n1midojohnfan 2 года назад +8

      lmao same

    • @flyingfeathers_
      @flyingfeathers_ Год назад +5

      wait what does it mean tho

    • @Kyrucifer
      @Kyrucifer Год назад

      @@flyingfeathers_ Watch the first Harry Potter movie and you'll get it :D

    • @isabelledrevet5913
      @isabelledrevet5913 Год назад +1

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @DB87_Official
      @DB87_Official Месяц назад +2

      ​@@flyingfeathers_ have you read or watch the first harry potter intallment.

  • @kaysav9006
    @kaysav9006 4 года назад +6611

    “Y u no doctor yet”
    -Dad

  • @Funnatv7500
    @Funnatv7500 4 года назад +19723

    "I spent 113,800 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake
    That hit hard

    • @emz1008
      @emz1008 4 года назад +204

      That is awesome

    • @queen_peachi5155
      @queen_peachi5155 4 года назад +253

      As I read this that part came up

    • @DumbassUsername
      @DumbassUsername 4 года назад +126

      Drop out and all ur problems will be gone....

    • @evandivy3780
      @evandivy3780 4 года назад +30

      XD I was literally just about to write the exact same comment when I saw this!

    • @justbones
      @justbones 4 года назад +6

      congrats on 666 likes :)

  • @Strawbeelove
    @Strawbeelove 4 года назад +3681

    "My name is Carlos."
    "Last name?"
    "Carlos"

    • @pirateofthepacific9687
      @pirateofthepacific9687 4 года назад +163

      Well then what’s your first name?
      Carlos

    • @stillchill2865
      @stillchill2865 4 года назад +11

      @@pirateofthepacific9687 HAHAHAHAA

    • @Erick23679
      @Erick23679 4 года назад +6

      @@pirateofthepacific9687 carlos

    • @heartcheng4838
      @heartcheng4838 4 года назад +18

      And your boyfriend ‘s name is
      Nekkos .
      (Gasp)

    • @10zin9
      @10zin9 4 года назад +12

      @@heartcheng4838 "N-no no, you misunderstand! I thought you meant best friend not boyfriend- Nekkos is my, BEST friend"

  • @dcw127
    @dcw127 2 года назад +954

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them"
    As someone who is adopted I find this hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @khouloudgabsi1034
    @khouloudgabsi1034 4 года назад +8074

    "Don't put anything stupid for your senior quote" - Mom
    LMAO

  • @statuerangecgsttvm6929
    @statuerangecgsttvm6929 4 года назад +3284

    *"morgan is my girlfriend."*
    - _nobody_ *_LEGENDARY AF_*

  • @johnchristianramos4950
    @johnchristianramos4950 4 года назад +6902

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them" is the best one

    • @zmetroplayz2456
      @zmetroplayz2456 3 года назад +50

      Dangggggggggggg that one good

    • @grace_lmy
      @grace_lmy 3 года назад +39

      thats one of my favourites too
      another one is at 5:03

    • @Derosia27
      @Derosia27 3 года назад +6

      @@grace_lmy jacobs or hunters?

    • @grace_lmy
      @grace_lmy 3 года назад +5

      @@Derosia27 jacobs

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 3 года назад +26

      'If you like water, you already like 72% of me' is pretty dope

  • @marcusulpiustraianus6096
    @marcusulpiustraianus6096 2 года назад +152

    "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning" Conner Hart 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @conniegrubb8904
      @conniegrubb8904 Год назад

      does this mean #1 is getting out of bed or does it mean 8==o

  • @lejapauman
    @lejapauman 5 лет назад +4073

    *"If you like water, you already like 72% of me"* died 😂😂

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 лет назад +25

      Reminds me of Star Lord's math in Infinity War...

    • @3loveseeker373
      @3loveseeker373 5 лет назад +15

      Damn that’s creepy I saw the quote and your comment at the same time...

    • @marohadd
      @marohadd 5 лет назад +2

      omg I was reading comments while watching the video, I looked up and it was the photo you quoted..

    • @nishit41
      @nishit41 5 лет назад

      Daammnnn Daniel

    • @klikklock
      @klikklock 5 лет назад +1

      1000th Like! 😂😂 These Guys have a good sense of humour.

  • @emmyjr1231
    @emmyjr1231 5 лет назад +31574

    Imagine if they were all classmates..That would've been one hell of a class...

  • @Moon_Shire
    @Moon_Shire 5 лет назад +1584

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them" even funnier

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 4 года назад +3

      xD

    • @littleman7514
      @littleman7514 4 года назад

      Đøubłe Unity Is your name pronounced like "Deauble Unity" or "Theauble Unity"?

    • @ViviThegreat
      @ViviThegreat 4 года назад

      I felt that-

  • @TJDW
    @TJDW 2 года назад +234

    “I had to put my grades up for adoption, because I couldn’t raise them”
    LMFAO

  • @xkamz4426
    @xkamz4426 3 года назад +3196

    "I should've burn that place down when I had a chance."
    LMAO

    • @AnujSharma-tn3mo
      @AnujSharma-tn3mo 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @painkiller7492
      @painkiller7492 3 года назад +5

      Man im dead

    • @KOTO-cod
      @KOTO-cod 2 года назад

      😂

    • @AyasDoll
      @AyasDoll 2 года назад +12

      Did you read the man’s name for that one? :)
      Edit: I searched for it so you won’t have to: 12:35

    • @niaxcx3526
      @niaxcx3526 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kye8335
    @kye8335 4 года назад +5339

    "No, I did not have a farm"
    - Joe McDonald

  • @okko1475
    @okko1475 5 лет назад +2265

    "don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping"

  • @lyku1812
    @lyku1812 2 года назад +519

    "I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic" got me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @isisscott4653
    @isisscott4653 4 года назад +2093

    Since my name is Isis naturallyyy I made my quote "No I'm not a terrorist". Till this day I'm shocked the school didn't reject it😂

    • @salle6307
      @salle6307 4 года назад +85

      I knew some people that had simmilar names. It was really messed up for them because every social network shut down any account they make. To solve that, they had to send some personal documents, make interviews and so on to prove their name.

    • @isisscott4653
      @isisscott4653 4 года назад +125

      @@salle6307 Its really not fair to people like us because its our birth name. Its not like we asked a terrorist group to come along and make our name sound bad lol. Im always gonna be proud of my name though.

    • @HariKumar-sr5vf
      @HariKumar-sr5vf 4 года назад +63

      It's sad that everyone only identifies the name isis with the terrorist group and not the goddess

    • @isisscott4653
      @isisscott4653 4 года назад +61

      @@HariKumar-sr5vf It really is sad. Back in middle school we would watch the news every morning so they would obviously broadcast updates on ISIS and all my classmates had the nerve to turn around an stare at me like I did something 😂

    • @pastellites2064
      @pastellites2064 4 года назад +49

      Tbh Isis is a beautiful name, but that is really unfortunate.

  • @3mezanmi
    @3mezanmi 3 года назад +4126

    *"I want to thank Google, Mathaway, Quizlet, Slander, and whoever invented copy and paste"* - Fricking Legend

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 года назад +3633

    If England had yearbook quotes, this would be mine:
    “Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll have one more useful skill than me. Thanks, high school.”

  • @gregoryjoy5399
    @gregoryjoy5399 Год назад +40

    Joe Mcdonald-"No,I don't have a farm."
    I'M DEAD🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @fredcampbell6822
    @fredcampbell6822 4 года назад +3961

    "Another day has passed and I haven't used algebra once"
    Maths in a nutshell

    • @heynotizzy7493
      @heynotizzy7493 4 года назад +34

      Exactly no one needs algebra..

    • @matthewplayz7285
      @matthewplayz7285 4 года назад +96

      @@heynotizzy7493 litterraly I think after 6th grade math should literally just be the same math again and again. Like I don't need to know the circumference of a circle to pay the bills

    • @mtngwane2066
      @mtngwane2066 4 года назад +15

      And Pythagoras

    • @fourze6113
      @fourze6113 4 года назад +1

      What time in the video?

    • @electrokyo9684
      @electrokyo9684 4 года назад +1

      @@fourze6113 6:18

  • @Skarz
    @Skarz 5 лет назад +8939

    Here’s one:
    What do you call a Mexican who’s lost their car?
    *Carlos Carlos*

    • @soss17beatz87
      @soss17beatz87 5 лет назад +156

      Haha underrated before you know it your gonna have 2 k likes

    • @marcuslalnunsanga7578
      @marcuslalnunsanga7578 5 лет назад +58

      Damn your comment gonna get a lot of likes so ill use this opportunity to tell everyone to subscribe to me lol
      Lol not really because y'all hate self advertising but seriously do it for me

    • @sodan7860
      @sodan7860 5 лет назад +7

      you didn’t even make it to 100

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk 5 лет назад +7

      Skarz or maybe it’s because your comment isn’t even as funny as everyone’s saying it is

    • @ramirogarcia1967
      @ramirogarcia1967 5 лет назад +1

      Haha haha!!!!

  • @Ladiezmann-217
    @Ladiezmann-217 4 года назад +775

    „I’m going outside standing. If anyone asks, I‘m outstanding“

  • @moonlightstaystray
    @moonlightstaystray 2 года назад +185

    "I started highschool with straight A's now I'm not even straight anymore" is the best 😂

  • @radiotelevision2371
    @radiotelevision2371 4 года назад +4684

    Mine was “I wasn’t shy, I just thought you all were annoying”

    • @person.165
      @person.165 4 года назад +22

      @Stev Da Great Thank you

    • @igo___
      @igo___ 4 года назад +44

      @@person.165 ILikeYourName

    • @person.165
      @person.165 4 года назад +30

      @@igo___ Thank you personally I think its very creative

    • @igo___
      @igo___ 4 года назад +11

      @@person.165 It is creative

    • @qistinaqaisara8449
      @qistinaqaisara8449 4 года назад +13

      pfft yess i agree with that one

  • @rinzineiv1826
    @rinzineiv1826 4 года назад +4626

    "Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things it's called garbage can not garbage cannot"
    So DEEP

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 года назад +41

      Ok, but it actually is.

    • @adityabayu7646
      @adityabayu7646 3 года назад +41

      Yeah, garbage can store many shit inside them and get burned in incerator

    • @xiva.13
      @xiva.13 3 года назад +12

      7:02

    • @vuvuvu6291
      @vuvuvu6291 3 года назад +4

      But there's a thin line between can and can't Lol

    • @zedededdy8757
      @zedededdy8757 3 года назад +5

      But what if you ara garbage itself
      Deeper

  • @levilevilevilevilevilevi167
    @levilevilevilevilevilevi167 3 года назад +10008

    My senior quote will be -
    “Why pass the exam when you can pass away.”

    • @aashi_1657
      @aashi_1657 3 года назад +348

      Damn-

    • @chalkncheese1681
      @chalkncheese1681 3 года назад +288

      I think that'll come first before I even pass any of my exams😅

    • @gummycandy725
      @gummycandy725 3 года назад +46

      overused

    • @wpsjcue
      @wpsjcue 3 года назад +143

      Life is a gift from God. You can’t just throw it away. You have only one time to do what you want on this earth. You must treasure your gift. There is still a lot in store for you in this world.

    • @zxhvv
      @zxhvv 3 года назад +161

      @@wpsjcue I agree but it was just a joke

  • @Ronaldoreactstovids
    @Ronaldoreactstovids 2 года назад +135

    “I cheated on all my exams”
    True motivational and inspirational quote thats based on true events 🗿

  • @tyliebs1656
    @tyliebs1656 4 года назад +2362

    My Senior Yearbook quote was "Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you all in therapy"

  • @fongjienhung2931
    @fongjienhung2931 3 года назад +4463

    "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."
    -Sheldon J.Plankton

    • @moonlit7273
      @moonlit7273 3 года назад +16

      Lmao

    • @visionary_void
      @visionary_void 3 года назад +47

      It’s decided, *THIS* will be my yearbook quote

    • @brais7828
      @brais7828 3 года назад +10

      Mind if I steal that one m8?

    • @nugsymalone1247
      @nugsymalone1247 3 года назад +7

      Thats when I leave a toxic job

    • @Lobotamized_Lobster
      @Lobotamized_Lobster 2 года назад +4

      I might use that, that or tell all my teacher that on the last day.

  • @annafrann
    @annafrann 5 лет назад +830

    "It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male." DEAD😂😂😭

    • @firby7341
      @firby7341 4 года назад +13

      i literally paused the video for 5 minutes to laugh xD

  • @explaintomelikeimfive1367
    @explaintomelikeimfive1367 2 года назад +100

    “Im surprised I survived high school but Im more surprised high school survived me.”
    -Me

  • @lightfireeggchomper8692
    @lightfireeggchomper8692 3 года назад +3366

    "I enjoy long, romantic walks...to the fridge"
    LMAO I relate to this

  • @arctica3080
    @arctica3080 3 года назад +8906

    "I'm so much cooler online"
    I'm offended because it's true.

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 года назад +200

      Trust me your not that cool online either

    • @Super-wv5si
      @Super-wv5si 3 года назад +87

      @@joelcomer oof what a roast

    • @akiangel1864
      @akiangel1864 3 года назад +27

      I read this the moment that picture showed up lol

    • @kizkogr7881
      @kizkogr7881 3 года назад +46

      @@joelcomer "you're" too

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 3 года назад +8

      @KizKo GR Ironically, that was a typo

  • @starcoin5653
    @starcoin5653 3 года назад +5413

    “One time I ate a bagel”
    What a compelling and motivational story, I think we could all learn from this quote right here.

    • @agerven
      @agerven 3 года назад +53

      It's the combination of the photo and the quote that is hilarious.

    • @TheTrueExoticNugget-
      @TheTrueExoticNugget- 2 года назад +10

      *yes*

    • @HazardNFL
      @HazardNFL 2 года назад +12

      The photo is of a man that looks like he might put something stupid on his senior quote

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh 2 года назад +6

      I've never eaten a bagel IRL, but they look tasty.

    • @antigamzee
      @antigamzee 2 года назад +4

      They are.

  • @vicks827
    @vicks827 2 года назад +35

    The twins and triplets quotes are hilarious! So are the Nguyen graduates lol

  • @Garrulous_
    @Garrulous_ 3 года назад +13855

    I'm honestly surprised the teachers actually let the kids put that in the yearbook XD

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 3 года назад +600

      Granted I never did a single thing involving Yearbook but isn't it usually handled by a student-centric yearbook club?

    • @agentmischief4214
      @agentmischief4214 3 года назад +205

      @@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun hold up! there's a club like that???

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 3 года назад +170

      @@agentmischief4214 from one agent to another,
      Ye

    • @agentmischief4214
      @agentmischief4214 3 года назад +48

      @@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun lololol(≧▽≦)

    • @mechanikalbull5626
      @mechanikalbull5626 3 года назад +85

      For fan club 100% okay
      But If its official school's yearbook, it was really unprofessional and disrespectful.

  • @sura00
    @sura00 4 года назад +4092

    “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic”
    IM LAUGHING NONSTOP

  • @marars814
    @marars814 3 года назад +4100

    I love how the kids are almost all wearing black or white to show that high school is like a funeral for our grades.

    • @marars814
      @marars814 3 года назад +66

      @Anna Pondelik yah but there are colorful formal clothing

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +80

      @@marars814 but black and white are considered to be the most formal

    • @nerizepansit1032
      @nerizepansit1032 3 года назад +21

      This should be ur senior quote *Wink wink

    • @tempest585
      @tempest585 3 года назад +5

      @@JosephFlores-yn4yi no its blue

    • @catsinskates
      @catsinskates 3 года назад +9

      I wore a bright yellow dress to my high school graduation lmao

  • @BrysonYinglingUKR
    @BrysonYinglingUKR 2 года назад +98

    "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing" had me dying laughing. Fucking legendary!!!!

  • @pasa8320
    @pasa8320 4 года назад +17239

    Mine is: "Everyone went to high school. I went to school high.."

    • @Crunk9
      @Crunk9 4 года назад +457

      Lmfao

    • @Abbie._.06
      @Abbie._.06 4 года назад +373

      Funny my sibling used this lmao

    • @Wolfbeard
      @Wolfbeard 4 года назад +164

      Damn thats deep

    • @KimJongTv-y9b
      @KimJongTv-y9b 4 года назад +340

      Mine was: "To my future son; if you're reading this, yes! you just found out that your dad was a chick magnet when he was at your age"
      😂😂😂😂

    • @survive6386
      @survive6386 4 года назад +48

      TheOrangeDerpMachine • 25 years ago bro your name tripped me out for a sec i was like 25 years ??!!!

  • @rainbowbrush8658
    @rainbowbrush8658 6 лет назад +1491

    "I hate my name."
    ~Carlos Carlos

    • @hypercumstone44
      @hypercumstone44 6 лет назад +6

      I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thetrashhateunknownface7585
      @thetrashhateunknownface7585 6 лет назад +2

      "No"-Dampin Dryper

    • @micahardoin9927
      @micahardoin9927 6 лет назад +2

      What a legend

    • @zander2553
      @zander2553 5 лет назад +1

      He should have said a name so nice you'll say it twice

    • @prismx1349
      @prismx1349 4 года назад

      @@zander2553 that's someone's comment your saying

  • @codystevens1391
    @codystevens1391 5 лет назад +714

    "don't let anyone tell you that you've got no talent. Get out there, embarrass yourself, and PROVE you have no talent"
    -Murdoc Niccals

  • @mmimiiii
    @mmimiiii 2 года назад +87

    "I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic."
    Now..That's dark humor 💀

  • @fairuzmohammad729
    @fairuzmohammad729 4 года назад +512

    "i was kicked out of hogwarts because i was using black magic"
    That got me

  • @janmikonunal4599
    @janmikonunal4599 3 года назад +4140

    ”I’m surprised you've graduated”
    -Mom.
    I'm pretty sure my mom would say the same thing.

    • @kushwanthsai49
      @kushwanthsai49 3 года назад +2

      Wow its erwin shrodinger

    • @axinxlla3895
      @axinxlla3895 3 года назад +4

      I read this comment as I read it on the video 0-0

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 года назад +8

      My mom straight up told me she didn't expect me to pass my exams. Ngl I didn't expect me to either.

    • @socksboii3848
      @socksboii3848 3 года назад +1

      My quote would be
      stop spelling my name wrong
      -Shane Sebastian
      The weird part is my dad spell my name 'Sabbastian' which is odd

    • @Dendoi_
      @Dendoi_ 3 года назад

      @@NAME-yg8sl Same

  • @emmalevin2453
    @emmalevin2453 3 года назад +3168

    "what if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget"
    *that's some deep shit, man.*

    • @trashAndNoStar
      @trashAndNoStar 3 года назад +62

      That one, combined with the girl's expression, was kinda disturbing 😂

    • @coolbeans5992
      @coolbeans5992 3 года назад +9

      Ikr

    • @Edymatin
      @Edymatin 3 года назад +5

      Fun fact: There’s a video of $100 for each nugget from MrBeast next to this video

    • @chunnilal2111
      @chunnilal2111 2 года назад +4

      That's deep? How...?

    • @BirbGoBrrrrr5230
      @BirbGoBrrrrr5230 2 года назад +9

      Yep man, some deep-fried stuff

  • @oreoqueen1221
    @oreoqueen1221 Год назад +6

    “Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where the crappy ideas come from. 😂😂😂

  • @enggar47
    @enggar47 4 года назад +420

    "Should have burned this place down when i had the chance" yup.. everything is permitted😂

    • @hispantrapmusic301
      @hispantrapmusic301 4 года назад +3

      @NarrowComb they aren’t going to read all the quotes

  • @Gollywog
    @Gollywog 2 года назад +6912

    "It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male."
    He wins

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 2 года назад +65

      Little brother/sister to take care of. Still funny but if thinking more is also wholesome. Probably not the case he was just funny

    • @kimiscool7
      @kimiscool7 2 года назад +119

      My favorite was at 3:01 ..."The "s" is silent" That name had me rolling.

    • @FushiguroTojizenin
      @FushiguroTojizenin 2 года назад +9

      @@kimiscool7 lmao 😂same

    • @nymurrahmanayon6391
      @nymurrahmanayon6391 2 года назад +31

      15:23 has the best name

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 2 года назад +7

      @@kimiscool7 yep loved that one

  • @minmin4842
    @minmin4842 3 года назад +2473

    'I'm putting my grades for adoption cuz I couldn't raise them "
    Relatable 💀

  • @Nobody_194
    @Nobody_194 2 года назад +32

    “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.” It took me a minute to understand the joke. 💀

    • @Anabnormalelf
      @Anabnormalelf Год назад +2

      ?? I Didnt get it

    • @6lovintomboy9
      @6lovintomboy9 Год назад

      @@Anabnormalelf it means his D is the first hardest thing In the morning😭

    • @Anabnormalelf
      @Anabnormalelf Год назад +4

      @@6lovintomboy9 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @conniegrubb8904
      @conniegrubb8904 Год назад

      @@Anabnormalelf8==o

  • @coolpotato367
    @coolpotato367 3 года назад +2752

    MIne will be: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

    • @Moonlight-ju4qi
      @Moonlight-ju4qi 3 года назад +69

      *Wheeeeezeeeee*

    • @illuminaticonfirmed1389
      @illuminaticonfirmed1389 3 года назад +45

      @this channel is no longer in use and neither are chicken nuggets but mfs think those are funny and quirky too fsr. Example: 6:07

    • @01DOT0
      @01DOT0 3 года назад +5

      fucking gold dude

    • @BonBon-du4xv
      @BonBon-du4xv 3 года назад +13

      @@illuminaticonfirmed1389 17:02 "one time i ate a bagel."
      *Sometimes things are just ... that.*

    • @user-ui9hi9yu3g
      @user-ui9hi9yu3g 3 года назад +1

      Amen 🙏 listen to god

  • @themonkeyman2910
    @themonkeyman2910 2 года назад +2311

    “All that math, and I still don’t know how to do taxes.”
    -Me

    • @NiteRacer
      @NiteRacer 2 года назад +14

      if this comment was in the video it would be one of the best ones

    • @pops7469
      @pops7469 2 года назад +23

      If schools taught taxes you probably wouldn’t even listen.😐

    • @srirampatnaik9164
      @srirampatnaik9164 2 года назад

      Do you use RUclips or even Google?

    • @NiteRacer
      @NiteRacer 2 года назад +7

      @@srirampatnaik9164 you missed the joke

    • @srirampatnaik9164
      @srirampatnaik9164 2 года назад +3

      @@NiteRacer lol what joke? Overused phrases are now "jokes"? This is what humor has become?

  • @JackTzy
    @JackTzy 3 года назад +6186

    "Don't follow your dreams, follow my twitter"
    Bruh That part got me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 3 года назад +18

      Same

    • @da359
      @da359 3 года назад +40

      I gotta do that for my art account

    • @on-line10
      @on-line10 3 года назад +12

      cringe ತ_ತ

    • @bil_gor1223
      @bil_gor1223 3 года назад +4

      Ahaha 699 likes… ;)

    • @ddoseofmemes
      @ddoseofmemes 3 года назад

      Im assuming youre dead now?

  • @minnie7927
    @minnie7927 2 года назад +27

    "I didn't choose the thug life, my mom picked it out for me" 😂

  • @Ellisgchan
    @Ellisgchan 4 года назад +894

    1:56: “why fall in love when you can fall asleep”
    Me: why fall asleep when you can be watching these kinds of videos at 3 am in the morning?

    • @k-cat298
      @k-cat298 4 года назад +5

      *YES* .
      (It's literally almost three am for me rn)

    • @imber_3671
      @imber_3671 4 года назад +11

      OMG go to bed people

    • @k-cat298
      @k-cat298 4 года назад +4

      @@imber_3671 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the dogs don't help

    • @Ellisgchan
      @Ellisgchan 4 года назад +3

      @@imber_3671 it was a joke I didn’t really say that at 3 am

    • @imber_3671
      @imber_3671 4 года назад +1

      Ahh I just realised that you have squid in your name !!!!!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +5646

    Today, they are all Legendary Memes

  • @veryok4828
    @veryok4828 5 лет назад +1374

    “I was planned”
    “I was not”
    LMAO

    • @chickennuggets3255
      @chickennuggets3255 5 лет назад +6

      eyyyyyyyyyyyy im ur 69th like XD

    • @wildm3cs986
      @wildm3cs986 5 лет назад +6

      @@chickennuggets3255 🤣👍🎉

    • @tothebeyond6318
      @tothebeyond6318 4 года назад +4

      @@chickennuggets3255 wait. Did you just turned to be a chicken nuggets too?

  • @Sas-asmrr
    @Sas-asmrr Год назад +4

    “You’re laughing because I’m laughing but I’m laughing because I farted “
    This got me like WTF💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @madamedemontmorency3811
    @madamedemontmorency3811 5 лет назад +1674

    "I'm not Amith, I'm a legend". I've just realized that if we speak it like "I'm not a myth, I'm a legend", we will understand what he wants to say

    • @mi-y
      @mi-y 4 года назад +92

      Ofc, it is supposed to be read like that, it's a pun.

    • @lia6747
      @lia6747 4 года назад +5

      Yamini thank you

    • @wearepride6799
      @wearepride6799 4 года назад +15

      r/wooosh

    • @edwardsheeran9220
      @edwardsheeran9220 4 года назад +18

      @@mi-y Dude you haven't gotten the joke mate. But if you were shitposting, that was terrible 🙃

    • @shion3948
      @shion3948 4 года назад +12

      shit sherlock

  • @lizhaddad3034
    @lizhaddad3034 4 года назад +726

    “sometimes when my neighbor is gone, i roll around in her garden and pretend i’m a carrot”

  • @hannahbananno2679
    @hannahbananno2679 4 года назад +430

    "What if you woke up one day and you were a chicken nugget?"
    *that's a mood.*

    • @begga7173
      @begga7173 4 года назад +7

      m o o d

    • @HyperLuvsGod
      @HyperLuvsGod 4 года назад +3

      Hannah Burbridge and Bekah Newman, I think you meant to say,
      *M* *O* *O* *D*

    • @mrpotatocream9499
      @mrpotatocream9499 4 года назад +3

      I give respect for mentioning a chicken nugget

  • @shinypikachu4466
    @shinypikachu4466 Год назад +8

    Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!!! LMAO I'M DYING

  • @SirenDragon
    @SirenDragon 4 года назад +768

    “What if one day you woke up and were a chicken nugget?”
    *Ah, lives questions*

  • @shailejanarain
    @shailejanarain 4 года назад +5592

    Damn i wish i had a yearbook in my country

  • @inactiveaccount2958
    @inactiveaccount2958 5 лет назад +869

    11:59
    “If I was a dinosaur, I would be a flexosaur”
    -The guy on the right

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r Год назад +15

    i love how it's people roasting themselves and then there's the meme daniel and the cooler daniel.

  • @kileylikesgames
    @kileylikesgames 5 лет назад +4344

    One of my brothers friends senior quote said
    "Getting over the wall was easier than passing high school."
    .....
    Hes Mexican.

    • @bethzyrojas
      @bethzyrojas 4 года назад +80

      HAHAHAHA 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @angies8323
      @angies8323 4 года назад +101

      OH HELL NAW THAT MADLAD

    • @nattlipo4885
      @nattlipo4885 4 года назад +20

      XD

    • @darkfake2131
      @darkfake2131 4 года назад +16

      That literally was out of another if these videos...

    • @kileylikesgames
      @kileylikesgames 4 года назад +6

      @@darkfake2131 no it wasnt lol

  • @chaoticatom6150
    @chaoticatom6150 4 года назад +1456

    “I cheated on all my exams”
    Me: You did? And you put that in the year book for the world to see, and they didn’t make you redo the test?

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 года назад +102

      BeanaRose 123 he didnt have to take the test since he already graduated ;)

    • @Sami-wu1ng
      @Sami-wu1ng 4 года назад +33

      No wonder he got a way with cheating

    • @jessicaruiz4789
      @jessicaruiz4789 4 года назад +4

      Haha 😂 just tell it out loud when you graduate if you ever cheated ok kids, teens, anyone still in school 👍👌

    • @set3837
      @set3837 4 года назад +3

      Reverse psychology

    • @god-kp8nf
      @god-kp8nf 4 года назад

      That took some serious balls

  • @istyxz5844
    @istyxz5844 4 года назад +341

    "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
    😂😂😂I feel that

    • @lunawolff4358
      @lunawolff4358 4 года назад +5

      Didn’t get it

    • @khairi7508
      @khairi7508 4 года назад +1

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @georggrech5924
      @georggrech5924 4 года назад +9

      @@lunawolff4358 It's a reference to Morning wood
      And if you're not sure what that is, it's the erection shortly after waking up that some guys get

    • @lunawolff4358
      @lunawolff4358 4 года назад +2

      @@georggrech5924 OH- 😳😳😳

    • @mrbeamurbex2024
      @mrbeamurbex2024 4 года назад

      Literally, I literally feel it

  • @T.Koetsch
    @T.Koetsch Год назад +11

    'Don't use that stupid lumber jack photo' Mom
    was my favorite

  • @grizzly.3508
    @grizzly.3508 6 лет назад +3054

    They must have put some serious thoughts into those quotes

  • @UncommonKnowledge587
    @UncommonKnowledge587 4 года назад +1043

    I've finally found the Nigerian prince that keeps emailing me.

  • @misterminutes4504
    @misterminutes4504 4 года назад +1378

    " I'm so much cooler online "
    - Emily Elkins
    That just literally describes us all.

  • @user-zj2hn6mw2b
    @user-zj2hn6mw2b 2 года назад +10

    "I hear everything"
    LMFAO i can't stop laughing at this

  • @georgediama
    @georgediama 4 года назад +297

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm black" has the same energy as "Life is soup I'm fork" just more chaotic

  • @taylabaxter2316
    @taylabaxter2316 5 лет назад +1160

    "Sometimes when my neighbour is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend i'm a carrot"

  • @mara4105
    @mara4105 3 года назад +599

    “That wasn’t like high school musical at all” was the best one 😂

    • @Mari-eo3yi
      @Mari-eo3yi 3 года назад +8

      As I read this I got to that part

  • @LinktheHylianChampion117
    @LinktheHylianChampion117 2 года назад +11

    4:19 Okay, but this one is actually very wholesome

  • @rubydelicans9619
    @rubydelicans9619 3 года назад +2203

    My senior quote would be:
    "Look behind you"
    And scare the shit out of the person reading it

    • @doroworotoro7043
      @doroworotoro7043 3 года назад +18

      Hahahahhaa true

    • @WaffleCloud-qk7tk
      @WaffleCloud-qk7tk 3 года назад +5

      Oh my goodness yes lol

    • @elishaeinfeld
      @elishaeinfeld 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @-alyssa-1984
      @-alyssa-1984 3 года назад +11

      that aint scary edgelord,there's just a chair behind me

    • @konniiix4649
      @konniiix4649 3 года назад +3

      My quote is gonna be “ I don’t know how I got her but I got here, thanks losers “

  • @saf8030
    @saf8030 3 года назад +4828

    “The only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance” SAVAGE GODDAMN LMFAO

    • @o.k.e7337
      @o.k.e7337 3 года назад +43

      What is that means?

    • @saf8030
      @saf8030 3 года назад +626

      @@o.k.e7337 it means she’s trying to not glow or stand out so she’s using a hijab in order to let other females compete in beauty

    • @borutosdad1905
      @borutosdad1905 3 года назад +26

      @@saf8030 😊

    • @alokozay300
      @alokozay300 3 года назад +111

      Sass with class lol

    • @Youngnrrwhtjwtjetk
      @Youngnrrwhtjwtjetk 3 года назад +28

      @@alokozay300 wouldn't consider calling women "females" and pretending to be better than us classy, but okay.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +1638

    "Carlos Carlos"
    *The name's so nice, you say it twice*

  • @DanyjahTHERealest
    @DanyjahTHERealest 2 года назад +13

    “Why you no doctor yet?” Took me out🤣🤣🤣

  • @alanbrito5239
    @alanbrito5239 2 года назад +1620

    "Cheaters never win, but I just graduated"
    this one got me XD

    • @Happy_Shaikh
      @Happy_Shaikh 2 года назад

      But he can't cheat in his real life to get success, if he cheated then he never learned anything from college

    • @near5148
      @near5148 2 года назад +8

      Lol that quote made me luagh

    • @cameronDarkTrio3fan
      @cameronDarkTrio3fan Год назад +1

      Absolutely savage💀🔥

    • @solga3436
      @solga3436 10 месяцев назад

      it happen to me -_- (really)

  • @purvishriya8849
    @purvishriya8849 3 года назад +436

    "why fall in love when you can fall asleep."
    *"THIS IS SOME DEEP LIFE LESSONS RIGHT THERE"*

    • @The_Gifer
      @The_Gifer 2 года назад +3

      Deep sleep lessons I think you mean

    • @justsly3822
      @justsly3822 2 года назад

      @@The_Gifer 🤣

  • @ghostprince9247
    @ghostprince9247 3 года назад +1023

    “Why you no be doctor yet” -my dad
    That one is SO accurate

    • @analisaflores3889
      @analisaflores3889 3 года назад +2

      how did you do that

    • @ghostprince9247
      @ghostprince9247 3 года назад

      @@analisaflores3889 ?

    • @eeeee9524
      @eeeee9524 3 года назад

      @@ghostprince9247 I think she means how to do the read more thing

    • @ashthetrain3719
      @ashthetrain3719 3 года назад +1

      @@analisaflores3889 ???

    • @Frieowksf1293
      @Frieowksf1293 3 года назад +18

      My dad used to say: "WHY NO MARRIED YET? ARE YOU GAY?"

  • @skylar1081
    @skylar1081 2 года назад +2

    Dad: Y U no doctor yet?
    Every Asian child: EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE

  • @Justme-ip3wc
    @Justme-ip3wc 4 года назад +181

    "No, Voldemort is not in my head-wrap" hahaha

  • @jailynnchambers8642
    @jailynnchambers8642 5 лет назад +780

    "Only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myo4895
    @myo4895 3 года назад +1341

    My quote when i graduate: A fridge is more fun to open than a math book
    (Edit: yo thanks y'all for le likes I didn't expect it but yeah i'm still greatful btw empty fridge or not it is still fun to open because when you open a fridge you feel winter lol)

    • @huma19
      @huma19 3 года назад +59

      Except for when you know there's no food 😭💀

    • @ChaoticEidolon
      @ChaoticEidolon 3 года назад +25

      @@huma19 that's when the whole world falls apart.

    • @huma19
      @huma19 3 года назад +11

      @@ChaoticEidolon and you go to bed thinking about the extra food you ate which you should've saved

    • @Mansi218
      @Mansi218 3 года назад +5

      More like " an empty fridge is more fun to open than a math book " cuz LITERALLY 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @Timmyisdissapointed
      @Timmyisdissapointed 3 года назад +1

      Change that to "an empty fridge" and it makes much more sense because randomly opening a fridge is fun for me

  • @namesake-mx9nl
    @namesake-mx9nl 2 года назад +28

    Thanks so much to all of you , some of these quotes were hilarious , i hope you're all doing well . My favourite quote 3:43 " Education is important , but big biceps are importanter . " Hugh , wherever you are , you're a legend , but you know that 🤣