Top 5 Anesthesia Reactions! 😵

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @tejaj641
    @tejaj641 5 лет назад +9878

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you. "
    That's actually the best advice I've ever heard.

    • @chino846
      @chino846 5 лет назад +34

      literallyWhy 😂😂😂

    • @Ungovernable_Schizo
      @Ungovernable_Schizo 5 лет назад +96

      It fooled my friend on acid because he jumped of a bridge thinking he could fly

    • @dragonboi523
      @dragonboi523 5 лет назад +8

      I guess birds should take some notes from jordon 😂

    • @zorgzy4236
      @zorgzy4236 5 лет назад +22

      gravity will always try and bring you back down

    • @mariyamlee1125
      @mariyamlee1125 5 лет назад +5

      can anyone explain this to me

  • @slcatnip
    @slcatnip 5 лет назад +8744

    "My eyes are thirsty, give them a drink"
    I'll use this

  • @zephyrz2138
    @zephyrz2138 5 лет назад +3351

    *"you're my wife?!"*
    *"Damnnn"*
    😅😂

    • @chronophobiasdelirium
      @chronophobiasdelirium 5 лет назад +77

      This specific clip is so heartwarming

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 лет назад +13

      Wifeouuu

    • @vinningtonempire8837
      @vinningtonempire8837 5 лет назад +15

      I thought it was his mom for a serving at the start

    • @carolinealaniz233
      @carolinealaniz233 5 лет назад +5

      Girls are so desperate for love that they decided to ask a stranger for love😂😂

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 лет назад +5

      @@carolinealaniz233 well not sure how this often in the name of love women give desperation as an excuse

  • @rebbywealth9869
    @rebbywealth9869 3 месяца назад +612

    The black girl.. pre med student had me laughing out loud😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Munichismybaby
      @Munichismybaby 2 месяца назад +29

      Same she was hilariously adorable 😂😂😂

    • @DestoRest
      @DestoRest 13 дней назад +14

      I was fuckin rollin

    • @GODCOR
      @GODCOR 2 часа назад

      mehn... that was the funniest thing ever.

  • @mercilesssnow4340
    @mercilesssnow4340 5 лет назад +8234

    "im your wife"
    "YOu'Re my wIfE?!?"
    "Yes"
    "hOlY sHiT!"

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 лет назад +424

      "JaCKpoT!"

    • @Lucas-os1vr
      @Lucas-os1vr 5 лет назад +428

      @@Ljubicastixzeko thats how you know he does love you

    • @kelekasanasith5778
      @kelekasanasith5778 5 лет назад +86

      "Have you ever had ice ssTrEAm?

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 5 лет назад +61

      @@kelekasanasith5778 StRaWbErRiEs ArE gOoD

    • @Ljubicastixzeko
      @Ljubicastixzeko 5 лет назад +77

      @@Lucas-os1vr I want to know how she looks like 😭

  • @cielduyag5624
    @cielduyag5624 5 лет назад +3946

    "You might be the prettiest woman I've ever seen."
    Man! That's so sweet.💖

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 лет назад +13

      Yaaassss😍

    • @drxmzi
      @drxmzi 5 лет назад +12

      Damn thats cute

    • @gothamkael6029
      @gothamkael6029 5 лет назад +41

      That man was so damn honest even though he was on anesthesia 😅

    • @pocketsizedviking4555
      @pocketsizedviking4555 5 лет назад +61

      "yoU'RE MY WIFE???"
      "Yep"
      "hOLy shit . . . I hit the jackpot"

    • @cielduyag5624
      @cielduyag5624 5 лет назад +18

      That's so heart warming for every woman❣

  • @FloBro31
    @FloBro31 6 лет назад +2928

    "Am i pregnant?"
    "You better not be"

  • @dermischa
    @dermischa Год назад +1388

    "I'm tired of shitting!"
    I feel you, girl. I feel you.

  • @shinemendwoor
    @shinemendwoor 5 лет назад +70865

    Can't do anesthesia. I'm afraid I will reveal my deepest darkest secrets.

    • @gacha_cat6346
      @gacha_cat6346 5 лет назад +5626

      Same I don't wanna say stuff I'm not suppos to ;-;

    • @ceotrix2302
      @ceotrix2302 5 лет назад +3591

      If I do it I would probably talk about pussy and say bad words

    • @imadbahi6152
      @imadbahi6152 5 лет назад +1023

      Same here

    • @erloser6942
      @erloser6942 5 лет назад +727

      Saaamme

    • @sofisofi6614
      @sofisofi6614 5 лет назад +740

      Ikr im scared ohhh shiettttt wtf haha

  • @wall.e2236
    @wall.e2236 5 лет назад +3818

    "It's not my fault I'm black"
    "Black people loud ~"
    - I can't hold my laughter 😂

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 5 лет назад +29

      Wall .E zip it girl

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 5 лет назад +7

      overlord6644 pyro main oK iM sOrRy

    • @gunnersg2700
      @gunnersg2700 5 лет назад +50

      @@dinosanddaisies I'm sorry, y'all white? I'm sorry

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 лет назад +15

      @@overlord-6644 . I'm zipped 😂

    • @wall.e2236
      @wall.e2236 5 лет назад +22

      Boy, I can't even zip my pants
      - HHAHAHAHAHAH 😂

  • @diorama1608
    @diorama1608 5 лет назад +8883

    "I dont believe her, I dont believe you.... who am I supposed to believe then....." 😞

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 лет назад +34

      69 likes nice bro

    • @diorama1608
      @diorama1608 5 лет назад +13

      @@yy-sf7uz 😄👍

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 лет назад +10

      100 likes now wow very high

    • @KingPq
      @KingPq 5 лет назад +6

      @@yy-sf7uz the mirror 😁😁

    • @yy-sf7uz
      @yy-sf7uz 5 лет назад +2

      @@KingPq ?

  • @soniaa6926
    @soniaa6926 Год назад +645

    « My asshole can’t burn no mow » OMG she killed me 😂😂 God bless you baby girl. Hope you are a doctor now ❤️❤️❤️

  • @rania9489
    @rania9489 5 лет назад +5127

    girl stressing about homework while on anesthesia. das dedication

    • @JB-pq7yk
      @JB-pq7yk 5 лет назад +110

      Nah thats just life lol. When you're in school homework is life.

    • @urmom-cj1yp
      @urmom-cj1yp 5 лет назад +70

      Not that’s just sad.

    • @rania9489
      @rania9489 5 лет назад +28

      Bros that was sarcasm. And it's not just the AES. It applies to any student who has alot of theory in theit education pack. Today I woke up and the first thing i thought about was that stupid bit of math that doesn't seem to click in my head

    • @ppose777
      @ppose777 5 лет назад +4

      Alyssa GAMING AND MORE
      The first thing we think about is something that could evidentially make us smarter, which is sad...ok?

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 5 лет назад +3

      Omg I was the 2k like!

  • @lolisimon2933
    @lolisimon2933 5 лет назад +9022

    Newton: Gravity is the real deal
    Jordan: Hold my third eye

    • @tristan5175
      @tristan5175 5 лет назад +45

      XD

    • @Johnny-gi6ev
      @Johnny-gi6ev 5 лет назад +34

      Good one ☝️😂

    • @lolisimon2933
      @lolisimon2933 5 лет назад +37

      I really appreciate it guys

    • @avshalomcohen-bar336
      @avshalomcohen-bar336 5 лет назад +26

      Lmaoooo underrated comment!
      I blew air out of my nose harder that normal on this one gj lol.

    • @Cyalbb
      @Cyalbb 5 лет назад +10

      I'm dead🤣

  • @99Darksorcerer99
    @99Darksorcerer99 5 лет назад +8665

    It’s mega wholesome that the guy forgot that woman was his wife but still called her the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.

    • @esmeraldafranco1442
      @esmeraldafranco1442 5 лет назад +266

      Ikr he is so cute

    • @shyt4312
      @shyt4312 5 лет назад +146

      I know I'm like awww that's so cute

    • @buzzmas8068
      @buzzmas8068 5 лет назад +124

      I mean, he is all drugged up so his perception of attractive-ness could be all distorted, but that is nice anyway

    • @nottelling998
      @nottelling998 4 года назад +224

      And when he said "Omg I hit the jackpot" uwu

    • @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345
      @Muhammad-AmmarAsghar12345 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha

  • @kunalbhatt4333
    @kunalbhatt4333 Год назад +679

    "I have to make it,"
    Black excellence
    Nashia was inspiring!💗

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 2 месяца назад +11

      🤣😂 I like her already she seems pretty chill

    • @tnt7913
      @tnt7913 3 дня назад +1

      AND HOLDING THE FIST HIGH TOO!!!❤❤😂😂

  • @claritycrawford868
    @claritycrawford868 5 лет назад +5265

    “Ma’am”
    ”yes”
    “my stomach be bubbling”

  • @jaquelinegarcia3152
    @jaquelinegarcia3152 5 лет назад +4553

    "I think he tried to touch my weener"
    I died

  • @Ines-pk1xc
    @Ines-pk1xc 5 лет назад +12041

    " My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink"

  • @Alonepistachio
    @Alonepistachio Год назад +515

    “ If hell feels like this don’t go “ im stealing this line 😂

  • @Antonio-nl4ip
    @Antonio-nl4ip 5 лет назад +21547

    “I don’t believe her, I don’t believe you. Who am I supposed to believe then?”
    Trust issues man

    • @matildalundgren970
      @matildalundgren970 5 лет назад +117

      Infzrno who am i supposed to belive then

    • @hayleyanderson482
      @hayleyanderson482 5 лет назад +63

      The first patient on the list was reacting strangely to anesthetiser so he would be saying weird things

    • @hirayawr2028
      @hirayawr2028 5 лет назад +13

      Lol

    • @nath5611
      @nath5611 5 лет назад +32

      Homie you made that sound depressing 😂

    • @literallyme830
      @literallyme830 5 лет назад +3

      ι мade yoυr lιĸeѕ 3ĸ

  • @luizsalhab479
    @luizsalhab479 5 лет назад +7540

    "You're white, I'm not tryna offend you, cause all lives matter"
    The new Martin Luther...

    • @daisylouise5501
      @daisylouise5501 4 года назад +233

      I'm telling my kids this was Nelson mandela

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 года назад +140

      After the George Floyd incident, this hits so hard.

    • @luizsalhab479
      @luizsalhab479 4 года назад +50

      @@skinniestpuma omg I literally predicted something

    • @khgnnnn
      @khgnnnn 4 года назад +16

      KID SHOW !! Martha Luther

    • @adamchmilo5863
      @adamchmilo5863 4 года назад +2

      Wooo

  • @william...
    @william... 6 лет назад +3471

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink” 😂😂😂

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 6 лет назад +2

      •cheese• lol

    • @william...
      @william... 6 лет назад +1

      Ad vent OOOOFF 640 likes

    • @william...
      @william... 6 лет назад +1

      Ad vent but it’s funny

    • @synx4182
      @synx4182 6 лет назад +2

      •cheese• ikr 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @ev-rb5zm
      @ev-rb5zm 6 лет назад +3

      They need some milk

  • @MomIrregardless
    @MomIrregardless 2 месяца назад +39

    that last young man made me cry, remembering my beloved husband of many years having a very similar conversation. the doctor told me to ask him questions, as he could only tell the truth.....so i asked him if he loved me.....turned his head and gazed up to my eyes, and said he 'loved me more than life itself, today and forever, " then said i was 'the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life" 'and he would never ever ever leave me'.....damn you death for taking him from me, there will never be another like him, never.

    • @LilFartEVO
      @LilFartEVO 2 месяца назад

      I dont know you but inshallah you’ll see him again, its not my place to say it since im so young but death is a part of life

    • @Eden_Monroe
      @Eden_Monroe 2 дня назад +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss this is one of my fears that i meet my soulmate and they go before me💔

  • @karleybailey2081
    @karleybailey2081 5 лет назад +5365

    Girl: "am I pregnant?"
    Mom: "You better not be.."
    Literally my mom

    • @lxstfuldesire
      @lxstfuldesire 5 лет назад +69

      "I'm giving you bigger boobs"

    • @kennedyjess64
      @kennedyjess64 5 лет назад +27

      5:42. :3

    • @audreyr9153
      @audreyr9153 5 лет назад +15

      Karley Bailey this girl has me crying shes so fricking funny

    • @jojo-vn2ru
      @jojo-vn2ru 5 лет назад +31

      “ i can show you when i give birth... am i pregnant???”

    • @HowHorror
      @HowHorror 5 лет назад +4

      Ok

  • @pAnda-he5ip
    @pAnda-he5ip 5 лет назад +2001

    This Anesthesia is too *DANGEROUS* !
    I have too many secrets that i have to take to the grave with me

  • @leenasantana2353
    @leenasantana2353 5 лет назад +1009

    That last guy is loyal even on anesthesia! 😮😘

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 лет назад +6

      I know it’s like so cute 🥰

    • @smoothdood8766
      @smoothdood8766 5 лет назад +7

      Ikr

    • @carolynpegues2252
      @carolynpegues2252 День назад +1

      He’s falling in ♥️ love all over again! Watch out Candace, it sounds like he’s ready for a baby

  • @NorthLoftier
    @NorthLoftier Год назад +512

    "Mom, keep recording"
    This kid is GOAT'ed

  • @marcobain7082
    @marcobain7082 6 лет назад +20874

    Miss, my stomach be bubblin'
    The way she said it was funny

    • @SmTab
      @SmTab 6 лет назад +51

      Oh lol 1 week ago almost 250 likes no comment

    • @qiucx2532
      @qiucx2532 6 лет назад +8

      2nd comment

    • @graysoncrim4687
      @graysoncrim4687 5 лет назад +7

      666 likes

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 лет назад +7

      1000 subs with no video challenge I am a pre med student

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 лет назад +26

      She sounds like the black version of siri

  • @myttydohun4851
    @myttydohun4851 5 лет назад +36675

    “Do I have two eyes? Because I see 3 things.”
    IQ: 210

  • @ellepickard9157
    @ellepickard9157 5 лет назад +6363

    “My eyes are thirsty. Give em a drink.” best words ever spoken by a human

  • @jjjones1960
    @jjjones1960 Год назад +166

    Love, love the last guy’s reaction to his wife!!”Man, I hit the jackpot!” So funny!!😅😅

  • @vilokparkhi9420
    @vilokparkhi9420 5 лет назад +11078

    3 Things I learned from this:
    1) I'll never do anaesthesia.
    2) Candace is a keeper.
    3) Gravity is a life lesson.

    • @elmax5143
      @elmax5143 4 года назад +605

      And that pickled egg is a hood snack

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 года назад +55

      @@elmax5143 Oh yeah

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 4 года назад +303

      4) Doctors don't touch weeners.

    • @vilokparkhi9420
      @vilokparkhi9420 4 года назад +96

      @@11lvr11 Well, not at work atleast.

    • @mayodonut
      @mayodonut 4 года назад +21

      @@vilokparkhi9420 what's Candice?

  • @scottward6974
    @scottward6974 5 лет назад +3278

    The guy at the end is great, "You're my wife?!...Oh my god, I hit the jackpot!"

  • @andrew5687
    @andrew5687 5 лет назад +3360

    "Gravity, do not let gravity fool you. That's a life lessons ya know."

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 5 лет назад +34

      Andrew Kinne “thats a life lesson” *points finger*

    • @chimera1696
      @chimera1696 5 лет назад +23

      I need that on a poster in my room

    • @confettisubliminals222
      @confettisubliminals222 5 лет назад +6

      I read that as he said it wowowowowowow

    • @nini0673
      @nini0673 5 лет назад +1

      Do not let gravity pull u😂life lesson indeed

  • @goodshipkaraboudjan
    @goodshipkaraboudjan Год назад +154

    I've been under general anethesia nearly 10 times before I was 30 and recently dated an anesthetist nurse. Told her I was terrified of the thought I'd embarassed myself but shockingly apparently it's more common for people to wake up shouting and being, not agressive, but flailing about and determined to get out of bed. Which of course is detrimental to fresh surgical wounds. That's more common apparently and pretty risky for the poor nurses.

    • @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed
      @ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed 3 месяца назад

      *anesthesiologist

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 3 месяца назад +8

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3ed That's a doctor, not the anesthistist nurse. Different jobs.

    • @NeonLiteM8
      @NeonLiteM8 3 месяца назад +9

      @@ChucktheResurrector-gk3edbro tried to correct a 1 year old comment and still got shot down💀

    • @lunamagicath1658
      @lunamagicath1658 2 месяца назад +2

      I’m one of the failing people. Came out and had a seizure 💀😭

    • @margaretburr7975
      @margaretburr7975 2 месяца назад +1

      Or you pulling a tube out when you are not ready!

  • @nati2518
    @nati2518 5 лет назад +3437

    “Ask me if I’m orange”
    Nurse: “are you orange?”
    “No”

    • @huntermanning9654
      @huntermanning9654 5 лет назад +31

      Lucid Dreams intensifies!!!!!

    • @karzag1
      @karzag1 5 лет назад +42

      Best joke ever

    • @bernardodias1640
      @bernardodias1640 5 лет назад +36

      Fanofmoststuff _15 Orange is the new black

    • @noid1292
      @noid1292 5 лет назад +7

      @@bernardodias1640 OOH MY GOD JAHAHAJH

    • @andrewsmith3570
      @andrewsmith3570 5 лет назад +1

      Fanofmoststuff _15 I’m still laughing from it

  • @Plaiputis
    @Plaiputis 5 лет назад +3231

    *"My eyes are watering"*
    *"Doctor my eyes are thirsty give 'em a drink"*
    Your eyes are thirsty 😂

    • @m4rz585
      @m4rz585 5 лет назад +17

      *THIRSTY FOR THE TEEEAAAA!!!!!!*

    • @Plaiputis
      @Plaiputis 5 лет назад +4

      @LightningS *I have no clue* 🤣

    • @booorredddd
      @booorredddd 5 лет назад +2

      @@m4rz585 noo thirsty for *TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mylrv
      @mylrv 5 лет назад

      wod u like a cup of tea?

    • @NeoNioNao
      @NeoNioNao 5 лет назад

      2byte game plauer are here boissss... Aha

  • @blesszzine
    @blesszzine 5 лет назад +2262

    “I’m tired of shittin’ miss. It comes out like water.”

    • @NataliaDoesStuff
      @NataliaDoesStuff 5 лет назад +4

      mEmE mAkEr lol

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 лет назад +12

      I laughed so hard a little snot came out my nose ngl

    • @saifek3860
      @saifek3860 5 лет назад

      @@jessiem1042 You didn't have to tell us that you weirdo, disgusting!

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 15 дней назад

      You’re making me laugh all over again 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @anoknskyle2243
    @anoknskyle2243 Год назад +208

    "Are you orange?"
    "No."
    Comedy achieved.

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 5 лет назад +990

    “If hell feels like this....don’t go”
    Wise words my friend, wise words....

  • @drarry.6264
    @drarry.6264 5 лет назад +1604

    “I gotta make it,”
    *_black excellence_*

  • @erasalams61
    @erasalams61 5 лет назад +20429

    "ohh no! My ass cant burn no more!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moistmarc6701
      @moistmarc6701 5 лет назад +124

      Nate Dogg - Ass Burnin'

    • @illzzu
      @illzzu 5 лет назад +135

      12:21>

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 5 лет назад +16

      Honngry

    • @appleblooms259
      @appleblooms259 5 лет назад +5

      Dubby I just now get what this means because you your comment. XD

    • @lonzo2389
      @lonzo2389 5 лет назад +28

      I would love to see her reaction video lmao

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 9 месяцев назад +169

    I have fallen in love with each and everyone of these people.

  • @cam3632
    @cam3632 5 лет назад +8470

    kid: ask me if I’m orange
    doctor: are u orange
    kid: No

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea 6 лет назад +1835

    The guy at the last part is so sweet to his wife

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 6 лет назад +35

      I KNOW RIGHT, SO CYOOOTT

    • @djunicorn7878
      @djunicorn7878 6 лет назад +89

      When he said he hit the jackpot I swooned it was soooo cute

    • @Newbiesoldlive
      @Newbiesoldlive 5 лет назад +57

      It is soooo sweet. How he was amazed by her beauty😍😍😍

    • @SaitoHimea
      @SaitoHimea 5 лет назад +94

      He literally fell in love with her a 2nd time 😍😍😍

    • @kemalhasanovic4672
      @kemalhasanovic4672 5 лет назад +6

      I am 999 like:((((( why not 1000? :((((

  • @angel-hu3bp
    @angel-hu3bp 5 лет назад +3627

    "Ask me if I'm orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    *JOKE 100* XD

  • @saxyperson3998
    @saxyperson3998 Год назад +140

    “What are you doing?”
    *stuffing a tissue box in her shirt*
    “I’m taking it home with me…”

  • @vampiirex
    @vampiirex 5 лет назад +1268

    give this poor dude's eyes a drink

  • @cindyzhu591
    @cindyzhu591 5 лет назад +2567

    "cAN I hAvE tHIs?!" Doctor: "yeah sure!" *shoves into shirt*

  • @veronicadonahue8451
    @veronicadonahue8451 5 лет назад +3885

    “GrAvItY iS a LiFe LeSsOn”

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 лет назад +35

      I pledge myself to his infinite wisdom

    • @Doha0514
      @Doha0514 5 лет назад +18

      2:58

    • @diamondroad4762
      @diamondroad4762 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah kardeşim 👌🏻

    • @artvilz
      @artvilz 5 лет назад +3

      facts

    • @osfloca3719
      @osfloca3719 5 лет назад +1

      gravity falls

  • @StrangerThingsFurry8
    @StrangerThingsFurry8 9 месяцев назад +66

    "Gravity is a life lesson" wise works Jordan

  • @kaitlyng7850
    @kaitlyng7850 5 лет назад +2602

    "Gravity is a life lesson. Do not let gravity fool you"
    So profound 😂

  • @emilyangelita4051
    @emilyangelita4051 5 лет назад +2536

    "I have to make it,"
    *Black excellence*
    I can't stop laughing 💀

  • @slycat2355
    @slycat2355 5 лет назад +2798

    The last one with the guy being stunned by his wife's beauty was so heart warming! At least she knows that he considers himself very lucky to have her.

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 5 лет назад +62

      It was so cute!

    • @sportsavant2937
      @sportsavant2937 2 года назад +50

      His wife now know how he really thinks about her. Often time, some men have a hard time saying such a thing to their wives when they still have their wits. It is when they are in these kind of situations that they inadvertently spill the beans and tell the truth. His wife was very touch because you can hear it from her laugh and voice, because she knows it is how he feels about her deep down in his heart. It is such a wonderful feeling to feel and be loved. I am happy for them.

    • @luciddreams2524
      @luciddreams2524 2 года назад +5

      Lol fr prob the best one

    • @Jake_Hynds
      @Jake_Hynds 2 года назад +4

      I feel like he might have been just saying that stuff to get brownie points but mabey not he did seem pretty out of it also

    • @milkhoney45
      @milkhoney45 2 года назад +8

      @@Jake_Hynds I watch this video from time to time, this comment was five months ago and I still look at it and go "wtf does this mean??"

  • @RoTerra217
    @RoTerra217 13 дней назад +21

    0:41 Jordan: doctor~ 🎶🎶😁😁😊😊

  • @unique2754
    @unique2754 5 лет назад +1662

    "Gravity....Is a Life lesson"
    "U know pickeld eggs.......Its a HOOOOOOOD Snack"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Anabell2346
      @Anabell2346 5 лет назад +14

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @whoislinn6992
      @whoislinn6992 5 лет назад +4

      Lol lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💝😂

    • @mygachaspeps4290
      @mygachaspeps4290 5 лет назад +6

      Im from the hood bro

    • @ferrocha26
      @ferrocha26 5 лет назад +4

      @@mygachaspeps4290 you know you're from the hood when you say that you are in the hood, followed by "bro"

  • @amandawalker725
    @amandawalker725 5 лет назад +1627

    "Ask me am i orange"
    "Are you orange?"
    "No"
    Why did i laugh so hard from that

    • @notblathers
      @notblathers 5 лет назад +19

      it is the best joke ever

    • @dmc3680
      @dmc3680 5 лет назад +7

      Same lmao couldnt stop

    • @synczz2316
      @synczz2316 5 лет назад +2

      Defeati Blob • sameee bro

    • @softsorrows4785
      @softsorrows4785 5 лет назад +1

      Sameee i laughed sooo hard 😂😂

    • @amandawalker725
      @amandawalker725 5 лет назад

      omg i got 1k likes from this comment this is my first time getting 1k likes

  • @Pyroxlol
    @Pyroxlol 5 лет назад +3198

    "You know what pickled egg is"
    _"no"_
    *_"it's a hood snack"_*

  • @Opinionated-Angel
    @Opinionated-Angel 4 месяца назад +40

    The lady that said all lives matter and pickled eggs had me in tears. Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, and we need laughter right now.

  • @my_beloved_Jesus
    @my_beloved_Jesus 5 лет назад +2810

    "I'm have homework, I'm a pre-med student, I have to survive"
    😂😂😂 OmL she just made my day

  • @bee9058
    @bee9058 5 лет назад +1312

    #1 This guy was literally falling in love with his wife all over again 😍😍❤️

    • @Greed325
      @Greed325 5 лет назад +12

      Ikr

    • @h3r0sxduty92
      @h3r0sxduty92 5 лет назад +32

      Yes I agree. I liked that one the most. ❤

    • @_Mr.D
      @_Mr.D 5 лет назад +48

      I'm sure that he was well rewarded later!

    • @SYDDMusic
      @SYDDMusic 5 лет назад +8

      really cute 😂

    • @jenniferdeisher7090
      @jenniferdeisher7090 5 лет назад +12

      I guess that's one way to tell if your better half really loved you XD

  • @yungdna
    @yungdna 5 лет назад +2282

    "Y'all Christians? I'm sorry."
    "Y'all white? I'm sorry."

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 лет назад +17

      Damla Avci i wouldn't mind cussing in front of Christians.

    • @andrew1923
      @andrew1923 5 лет назад +42

      Im Christian and i dont mind ppl being like this cause they cant help it

    • @fortheloveofpitbulls7070
      @fortheloveofpitbulls7070 5 лет назад +7

      @@andrew1923 same

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 5 лет назад +8

      I dont get offended that much cause I'm a catholic

    • @alpsg2494
      @alpsg2494 5 лет назад +3

      @@anandamaia the catholic religion is weird you have 3 gods

  • @only_treats_no_tricks
    @only_treats_no_tricks Год назад +120

    "You can eat it if you don't have a$$hole problem."😂😂😂😂

  • @paytonfrancis6109
    @paytonfrancis6109 5 лет назад +731

    "You're MY wife?! Holy shit man" I love it!!😂

    • @isyaagnez
      @isyaagnez 5 лет назад +42

      "I hit the jackpot" love it 😁

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 5 лет назад +13

      @Payton Francis
      Would have been priceless if she had turned the camera around to show her face!!

  • @lunarpossessionrecords
    @lunarpossessionrecords 5 лет назад +9850

    When you shit and fart at the same time

  • @imanonymousnow2854
    @imanonymousnow2854 5 лет назад +2470

    Can I HAvE tHIs?
    “Yes...”
    **stuffs down shirt**

  • @nikkifullwood3440
    @nikkifullwood3440 Год назад +24

    That's gotta be some well needed humor for doctors and nurses that work in that environment.

  • @otaldol7783
    @otaldol7783 5 лет назад +1889

    "Ask me If I'm orange"
    "Are u orange?"
    "No"
    Bruh

    • @dianastamos4439
      @dianastamos4439 4 года назад +56

      sei la man I thought he was gonna say, “No, I’m black.”

    • @Booty_bones
      @Booty_bones 4 года назад +10

      @@dianastamos4439 that would've made it 10x better

    • @dominusmilans5478
      @dominusmilans5478 4 года назад +9

      That's the best joke I've ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +3

      "orange you glad i didn't say yes?"

    • @charliesadie487
      @charliesadie487 3 года назад +1

      It actually made me laugh out loud!

  • @jello1622
    @jello1622 5 лет назад +2309

    "Y did the chicken cross the road?"
    "To get to the other side..?"
    "Aww mAn she got it MoM"

  • @NJ-jk8gb
    @NJ-jk8gb 5 лет назад +666

    Do I have three eyes “cAUsE I SeE tHREE THiNgs”😂😂😂.

    • @Doglooksh
      @Doglooksh 15 дней назад +2

      Yup. Thats what he said

    • @NJ-jk8gb
      @NJ-jk8gb 15 дней назад +2

      @@Doglookshion even remember commenting that
      gomd you five years late lil bro gts

  • @ConstantGardener-q9q
    @ConstantGardener-q9q 8 месяцев назад +46

    “OMG I hit the jackpot” is sooo sweet

    • @rebeccaallotey9015
      @rebeccaallotey9015 3 месяца назад

      I was looking for this in the comments 😂😂. The jackpot

  • @brycemilleroutdoors1725
    @brycemilleroutdoors1725 5 лет назад +1441

    "Im trying to lift my head up, but gravity...." 😂😂😂

    • @jaccisplace5231
      @jaccisplace5231 5 лет назад +48

      It's a life lesson

    • @nozorie
      @nozorie 5 лет назад +2

      @@jaccisplace5231 yeah.

    • @mr.pamper44
      @mr.pamper44 5 лет назад +5

      Is it me or do they get smarter when this happens? Or like know more stuff?

    • @moah6668
      @moah6668 5 лет назад +10

      Don't let gravity fool you

    • @ismaa3883
      @ismaa3883 5 лет назад +1

      Is a life lesson XDD

  • @hindgadem1774
    @hindgadem1774 5 лет назад +1619

    "do not let gravity fool you"
    - Jordan 2019

  • @seonghwasbae2771
    @seonghwasbae2771 5 лет назад +483

    "I have 3 eyes"
    "No you dont"
    "Well i see 3 things"
    LMAOOOO😂😂😂😂

  • @TheNaeLife
    @TheNaeLife 14 дней назад +7

    1:38 “ My eyes are thirsty, give em a drink “😂😂😭😭💀💀

  • @americaapadron3912
    @americaapadron3912 5 лет назад +779

    I love how the guy at the end says that his wife is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and asks if she's a model because shes fk pretty...yet he never knew she was the wife and happened to find out. "Dang! Daanng! Ooo, I hit the jackpot.."😂

  • @oyeolamiii
    @oyeolamiii 5 лет назад +1463

    “I have to make it. Black excellence”
    “Ok Nashia, shut up girl!!”

    • @inguspodnieks9028
      @inguspodnieks9028 5 лет назад +1

      That was funny? Not racist at all?

    • @rosanangoye1139
      @rosanangoye1139 5 лет назад +31

      Ingus Podnieks it’s not racist, not sure where you got that from

    • @rayanoni38
      @rayanoni38 5 лет назад +22

      Ingus Podnieks how did you find that racist?

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 5 лет назад +9

      @@inguspodnieks9028 you sound racist

  • @dunkingtruth
    @dunkingtruth 5 лет назад +1253

    *_Gravity...is a life lesson._*
    *_Do not let gravity fool you._*

    • @mob6632
      @mob6632 5 лет назад +4

      Gravity is the best life lesson.

    • @oekspake9803
      @oekspake9803 5 лет назад +5

      Me: ok *jumps off cliff*
      Ive been fooled

    • @krys6402
      @krys6402 5 лет назад

      @@oekspake9803 wkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkw

  • @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot
    @axionth27sharonannKendel-jk6ot 4 месяца назад +43

    The guy who thinks his weener over his hip omg, hilarious facial expressions was in stitches for most of these but he had me in stitches

  • @taymaa-97
    @taymaa-97 5 лет назад +1950

    The girl with the bubbly stomach got me wheezing 😂😂

  • @badgirl4504
    @badgirl4504 5 лет назад +2154

    "I'll show you when I give birth...!"
    **awkward silence**
    "aM i PrEgNaNt?!"

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 лет назад +1807

    We need all those kids on anesthesia to have a conversation with each other.

  • @Clayton_Ig-nashous
    @Clayton_Ig-nashous 6 месяцев назад +30

    “My eyes are thirsty give them a drink,” made me fall over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @achiffoncake
    @achiffoncake 5 лет назад +581

    *SO GLAD THIS WAS IN MY RECOMMENDED IM WHEEZING FOR AIR*

  • @impromptudtour2619
    @impromptudtour2619 5 лет назад +4016

    you know when your man is high af, and looks at you, doesnt recognize you, and is still deadass attracted to you. thats somethin.

  • @jasmin8633
    @jasmin8633 5 лет назад +2197

    "it's not my fault I'm black , black people loud" I CRIED

  • @MóTee1
    @MóTee1 14 дней назад +4

    "Black excellence" 😭😭😭😭😭 that girl had me howling! She was the best one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stxrkilla
    @stxrkilla 5 лет назад +1852

    "Do you know what pickled egg?"
    "It's a *_HoOd SnEcKk_* "

    • @jasminegaming4194
      @jasminegaming4194 5 лет назад +3

      iheart Animatins lol it’s really not tbh I hate them in every body I know hate them

    • @youobserver6881
      @youobserver6881 5 лет назад +2

      iheart Animatins please could someone translate or open the meaning of that! Thank you

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 5 лет назад +3

      That cracked me up!!
      😂😂

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 5 лет назад

      _SNACC_

    • @moreoflogann
      @moreoflogann 5 лет назад

      iheart Animatins 😂 got me ded

  • @SofyGuizar
    @SofyGuizar 5 лет назад +1588

    “It ain’t my fault I’m black “
    “Black people are loud” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @praggy9773
    @praggy9773 5 лет назад +1256

    15:00 even in memory loss he gets crush on his wife ❤️

    • @Bread-nr6dn
      @Bread-nr6dn 5 лет назад +107

      Unlucky Millennials Ikr! I found that absolutely adorable.

    • @IXSuperRadGamerXI
      @IXSuperRadGamerXI 5 лет назад +58

      Truly adores her!

    • @praggy9773
      @praggy9773 5 лет назад +44

      @@Bread-nr6dn yeah ... Good to see these things for a single in valentine's week :[

    • @gilgameshso2508
      @gilgameshso2508 5 лет назад +12

      @@praggy9773 Yah poor u and all the virgins

    • @CarnivorousCowMan
      @CarnivorousCowMan 5 лет назад +19

      Virgins are lucky. I wish I'd kept mine longer until I was married.

  • @artwithfaith674
    @artwithfaith674 5 лет назад +1632

    Teen Daughter: "am I pregnant?"
    mom: "you better not be."
    im dying XD

    • @saraloney9171
      @saraloney9171 5 лет назад +22

      5:42

    • @kimminseo1206
      @kimminseo1206 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha😂😂😂 lmao

    • @frankofredrick8312
      @frankofredrick8312 5 лет назад +2

      Girl : Did u give birth to me on a desk?
      Mom : Not on a desk
      Girl : cause like, if you like.. Put your leg.. Or ur feet on a desk.. It's a good way to give a birth and then the baby drops out into a basket....
      Wow.. That's an A grade imagination... May be we can practice it.. 😜

  • @Kuqezi-or9ns
    @Kuqezi-or9ns 5 лет назад +1582

    13:29
    „It‘s not my fault I‘m Black.“
    „Um I‘m sorry. Y‘all white“
    Dying of laughing.

    • @stainjamin
      @stainjamin 5 лет назад +46

      "Black excellence" lol

    • @helenemaria2604
      @helenemaria2604 5 лет назад +1

      Hallo, mein Name ist Eis

    • @Zadered
      @Zadered 5 лет назад +2

      Pretending not to be racist lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @jelloviolet2781
      @jelloviolet2781 5 лет назад +5

      “I’m zipped”
      “Boy I can’t even zip my pants”

    • @dasmoritz6958
      @dasmoritz6958 5 лет назад +1

      Hallo mein Name ist Luca und ich kacke mir in die hossssssse

  • @kidneybean5576
    @kidneybean5576 5 лет назад +2131

    Doctor: are you orange
    Guy: no
    This dude should be a comedian

  • @Shadyperson
    @Shadyperson 3 месяца назад +14

    Last guy fell in love twice with the same woman, that’s just adorable 😭

  • @AR-wt3by
    @AR-wt3by 5 лет назад +1505

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly...
    She say "its a hood snacc".

    • @hotshot4512
      @hotshot4512 5 лет назад +8

      Angel Ghost dude I think I threw up from laughing 😆

    • @wtf_marley
      @wtf_marley 5 лет назад +1

      YAAAAAASSSSSS

    • @imjustacamel4190
      @imjustacamel4190 5 лет назад

      stop...

    • @KingMatt-kl9fl
      @KingMatt-kl9fl 5 лет назад

      I’m dying of laughter from this comment😂😂

    • @hybix1x
      @hybix1x 5 лет назад +4

      I laughed so hard my butt started burning

  • @KANGAXRUU
    @KANGAXRUU 5 лет назад +835

    *"I think he tried to touch my weener.."*
    *"he got very close!"*

  • @jessicar_1650
    @jessicar_1650 5 лет назад +2072

    ”My doctor. His name was Dave. I think he tried to touch my weener”😂😂

    • @mtm2614
      @mtm2614 5 лет назад +9

      I don't understand "weener" is ? What is it ? (Im french)

    • @blurredpinks7122
      @blurredpinks7122 5 лет назад +20

      @@mtm2614 its a another Word for a boys piverate part

    • @mtm2614
      @mtm2614 5 лет назад +2

      @@blurredpinks7122 thanks 🤣

    • @blurredpinks7122
      @blurredpinks7122 5 лет назад +3

      @@mtm2614 No problem

    • @alexia-mv6sl
      @alexia-mv6sl 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😂

  • @QueenofWands3333
    @QueenofWands3333 3 месяца назад +26

    The future doctor almost 💀 me 😂😂😂😂.
    She has to make it. This update is going to be hilarious. Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @90dayslater28
    @90dayslater28 5 лет назад +1485

    "I think he tried to touch my weiner" " I'm really glad he didn't poke my weiner"