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It started out funny, but I soon grew disgusted with the fun being poked at sexual abuse. The world of PTSD is real and some of us have to navigate it daily. So I turned it off.
My husband was in the military. A guy's name was Peter Moore. In the military, they call roll, last name first, first name last. He said they would all bust out laughing because Moore wouldn't answer on the first call.
Funny stuff! I watch your videos at night with my two dogs in tow. They laugh and laugh and laugh. I wish my dogs did something extraordinary then they could be on your show.
I was a Pa Trooper and encountered guy named Frank N Stien. Around 2009,2010. I asked him about growing up with that name and he said he had alot of fun with it. I gave him a written warning for speeding. Wish I would've kept a copy .
Yeah I know my name is weird like theirs in Turkey my name is awkward cause it has no meaning in Turkish I did get bullies but then I stood up for myself
About 30 years ago, I was delivering a package to a Chinese man that spoke no English. My company's policy was get the clarification of the name signed. He was Fung Yu! Next day, boss gave me crap thinking I was playing, and insisted I get the 1st initial & last name like I was trained to do. So next time he received a package, I clarified his name: F. Yu
At our local college there is an English teacher named Norman Bates He starts every semester with a statement that "Yes I know the guy from Psycho has my name, you don't have to tell me about it."
My ex’s last name was Bates, and i’m so glad I didn’t end up marrying him for several reasons, but especially because there are so many unfortunate names you can have with that surname. If you’re a man, you’re screwed just by being called Mr. Bates because of what it sounds like. lol
On a very popular British quiz game show 'the chase' a question came up where on of the answers to the question was an athlete in Germany named 'fanny smealer'... The host couldn't contain his laughter on air.
Teacher: What's your name? Him: P. Ennis Teacher: YOU'RE EXPELLED Him: But that's my name! *Goes to Principal and checks name* Principal: His name is actually ... that. Teacher: faints
Dick Trickle was a professional NASCAR driver. And how can we forget Dick Butkus (pronounced "butt-kiss"), the hall of fame linebacker? Coco Crisp, baseball player.
If I had a weird name id think of a normal name like Lexi Smith Or Kate brown or something like that and only pay cash so nobody knows my real name id only use my real name for online shopping
So, in the 1940s and 1950s there were (primarily) 2 people at Disney working on the adaptation of the stories; one was Joe Grant and the other was Dick Heumer. Also, one of my sisters once had a classmate in elementary school whose first legal name was “Yourhighness”.
Steve Gallo - I knew a girl in college with a very long and hard to pronounce name. One time she joked that she “learned to say ‘HERE’ as soon as the teacher said ‘uhh...umm...’ while taking attendance.”
When my siblings and I were little kids in the 80s, our dad would watch NASCAR for hours every Sunday. Every time one of the announcers would mention “Dick Trickle” we’d all crack up. I’m 40 now watching this alone and I’m still laughing😃
@@stephanieyvonne9436 yeah. luckily no drivers in the cup series have died in an accident in over 20 years. safety has come a long way. still keeping up with the sport at all?
@@snuffynt I don’t myself but my dad still watches from time to time. He was a huge fan of Dale Earnhardt. When he passed away it really hurt him so he sorta lost interest a bit. He was also a Dale Earnhardt jr fan until he retired. Oh and I’m really glad to hear that none of the drivers have died in the past 20 years. I hope they NEVER lose another one❤️
One of the office staff at my son's junior school had the name Tanya Butt. I got into trouble for asking if she was into S&M and that was just her professional name. She got most offended and reported me.
@@Lucinda-zr9su Sure, I was out of line. The funny thing is, though, she got married not long after that to a guy called Mark Botham... out of the frying pan into the fire lol...
I went to grammar school with a girl who was the tallest student at the age 12. About 6’1”. Her name was Ivette Hailstalk. She actually wasn’t teased that badly but the boys would hold out their arms and bow chanting “HAIL STALK! HAIL STALK!” She had a real good sense of humor about it! Especially since she beat their butts at basketball! 😂
There was an election in Virginia for the House Delegate of Colonial Heights. The two people running against each other were Cox & Dix. Ah, the jokes flew for months.
When I was in high school there was a handsome young Spanish teacher that everyone called Senior Dwyor, whether you took Spanish or not. He substituted for the German teacher and afterwards was known as Herr Dwyor.
Glad to see Dick Tips made it. My grandmother, who passed away almost 3 years ago at 98, always had a dirty sense of humor and we always looked up awkward names like these. I remember on television one day seeing Dick Tips and she couldn't stop laughing.
As a policeman years ago I arrested a man by the name of Peter Yanker. I thought I would die when the judge called out his name in court. Also, a deputy friend of mine arrested a man named Harry Pussey. My wife, being a nurse in a maternity ward said that a West Virginia couple had come out of the mountains to have a baby girl that they were going to give a first nam of Vigina. They talked them out of it.
I remember a woman leaving a post on some forum: "My name is Anne, and my husband is Ally. And we want our son's name to be a joining of our names. How about the name AnAlly?"
My wife & I got introduced to our loan agent at the bank. The man walks up to us , hand held out to shake mine...then says" Hi, Dick Hurts" . We go sit at his desk and the name plate is Dick Hertz. I kept kicking my wives foot to get her to laugh...brutal trying to hold it in 😅
@@sackwil Same way Bill is short for William. Rich was short for Richard, then it evolved to Rick and because people liked to rhyme words, Dick was used too.
I worked with a young girl who was a painter and decorater, I was taking a coffee break with my work mates and she came up to us and said has anyone seen Mike Hunt today ? We all burst out laughing and she went bright red !! With embaressment 😊
My parents said they almost made my middle name Annette... It's cute until you find out my name is Claire 😂 Just a side note here, my moms name is Amanda, Lynn like 'a mandolin' the instrument
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why would i
@@KamerTal to support a small creator
in my family tree: Walter Bottle and Dick Cheese.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It started out funny, but I soon grew disgusted with the fun being poked at sexual abuse. The world of PTSD is real and some of us have to navigate it daily. So I turned it off.
True Story: I knew a man named Chris Christmas. He married a woman named Mary. She is now known as Mary Christmas. I kid you not.
Here in my hometown a man was named merry Christmas (in local language). Nobody in his family is even a christian
@@rennofiraldy8861 atheist?
Mr and Ms Christmas
shes lucky
That's pretty cool.
Teacher: No inappropriate Kahoot names.
Literally everyone:
So true
Poop
"and you have to use your real name for credit"
Everyone: *_-dang it-_*
Sid Vicious so true
@@fartimedes Jesus 😂
The thing is Saad Maan actually looks sad.
Specjalnie dali takie zdj przecuez
And hes a man
Uh ah (clears throat)
Lol
Saad is an actual name
My husband was in the military. A guy's name was Peter Moore. In the military, they call roll, last name first, first name last. He said they would all bust out laughing because Moore wouldn't answer on the first call.
my dad worked with a chap called ron moore had to write moore ron on his text books as a kid,,,, same thing,,,
Respect towards all these people for surviving high school...
Mission failed successfully💩😂
Funny stuff! I watch your videos at night with my two dogs in tow. They laugh and laugh and laugh. I wish my dogs did something extraordinary then they could be on your show.
Moo
I would never in my school
Be respectful to other people and never tease them by their names
These parents were probably drunk when they named them.
They might have changed their name too.
When they grew up
Dude I was gonna comment this but then I scrolled down and saw yours lmao
I believe they were drunk.
It could be both
Person: *Works in Apple*
Also that person: *Name is Sam Sung*
Logic
Me: Sam Sung go work at Samsung
This is a joke :3
🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂
I get it . 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kushal Shah lol
I had a teacher called Mr P. Niniss. If anyone walked past his door, they would laugh. He has left now....
Seriously, why wouldn't you legally change your name?
Either the parents had a sick sense of humour or they were downright cruel.
Or gay
Or both
Or high on something.
Both
Yeah
Like F u
Imagine all of them in a single classroom during rollcall.
the entire school died of laughter
Lmao
@@Dat_MrBlack Good luck to teacher who gonna pronounce they names
666 likes lmao
@@marcravenbalintong6775 " umm, deek lounge?! “
2: “it’s Dick Long, Miss. "
CROWD GO WILD
I don't think you can name your child "Tyrannosaurus Rex" without being drunk.
Matrix completely true bro. That name had me laughing on the floor
How do you name your kid teradactyl either
I don’t get it
Some of them probably changed their names
Lmaoo
Or a drug addict, or just an airhead, who thinks it's funny...
I was a Pa Trooper and encountered guy named Frank N Stien. Around 2009,2010.
I asked him about growing up with that name and he said he had alot of fun with it.
I gave him a written warning for speeding.
Wish I would've kept a copy .
Saad Maan
Chris p. Bacon
Mrs. winer
Mrs. Butt and
Cooking with poo
mily Cruz saad maan is quiet common name in south asian countries
MRS WEINER
MRS BUTT
JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER
1981
that's more like it
Chris P. Bacon is what I like, I hate soft bacon. My dog likes Cooking With Poo, just not cooking it and just eats it.
Dick power.. I don't want to know..
Dixie Normous.. I dont wanna know..
Imagine being in a class where the teacher's name is "Mr. Perv'
🤣😂😂😂😂
And you juat strip and think he like It
My teacher wasn't named that thats what we called him lol
@@jennyrose9454 why????
@@alvinpeterson5937 he was a groper
I feel bad for these people. They must have had a lot of bullies bullying them.😞
Yeah I know my name is weird like theirs in Turkey my name is awkward cause it has no meaning in Turkish I did get bullies but then I stood up for myself
@@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 Very brave of you
@@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 Good job dude fight for yourselve don't let them harrass you
If you notice some of them are professionals who seemed to have done very well for themselves.
Wow I thought I'm the only one who thinks this way...
My uncle had a coworker named Michael Hunt. The woman receptionist refused to call him Mike,over the PA system.
Their parents must have a good sense of humor
*dirty
Gay neighbors name tho
Or they wanted their kids to get teased by other people...
@@fanaticat1 They would probably become one of the popular kids.
@@magreen311 yeah I can see them being popular depending on the name. Some of the names in this video would get the kids ridiculed and picked on.
Me: What's the WiFi password?
My friend: It's on the back of the router.
The back of the router: 3:41
JANICE KEIHANAIKUKAUAKAHIHULIHEEKAHAUNAELE
Teacher: can you wright your name please
Janice: huuum it's complicated
20:35
She has 35 letters In Her last name
Pyrekki Kannisto lol
Imagine getting pulled by the police and them asking for your name 😂
Batman bin suparman : Im batman
Dickie head: its dickie head
That happened to a Guy named phuk yu
My brother principal name is Muhammad bin suparman LOLLL (btw we are malaysian)
i rember searching for school emails in the district and someones name was actually phuk po
About 30 years ago, I was delivering a package to a Chinese man that spoke no English. My company's policy was get the clarification of the name signed. He was Fung Yu! Next day, boss gave me crap thinking I was playing, and insisted I get the 1st initial & last name like I was trained to do. So next time he received a package, I clarified his name: F. Yu
At my college one of the dons had the surname "Cockshutt." Names were painted on office doors. Most years someone would add "in door" after his name.
Kid: I wanna be Famous when I grow up
Parents:
I don’t get the joke
@@v0idcat64 well, your dumb
@@v0idcat64 This is why they named them this way
@@sketchinghub4845 by I don’t get the joke, I meant I didn’t get what the mean
@@v0idcat64 The joke is that the kids became ‘famous’ by being named that way by their parents.
90%: Inappropriate names
10%: actually awkward names
Ur right about that everybody’s name is d...
OOF
Fang x Boboiboy 4ever you mean dic
Blokdestroyer what have we started...
news: this morning donald duck has been arrested
BlitzWingerFan poor duck dude
Just Some Deer With Internet Acess
children: **sad noises**
Did you mean Donald d*ck
Just Some Deer With Internet Acess QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Lol
At our local college there is an English teacher named Norman Bates
He starts every semester with a statement that "Yes I know the guy from Psycho has my name, you don't have to tell me about it."
My ex’s last name was Bates, and i’m so glad I didn’t end up marrying him for several reasons, but especially because there are so many unfortunate names you can have with that surname. If you’re a man, you’re screwed just by being called Mr. Bates because of what it sounds like. lol
I knew a teacher, Justin Case. I don't know why parents can't resist the urge to be punny.
That is a skit waiting to happen.
Let me guess: he taught a course in safety?
I get it, that was hilarious
@@katiebonser9712You think they're joking?
Disasterpiece reference
I feel like the parents decided to name their kids this as a joke and now the kid are paying for it.
YESSS 69th like
@Moon Cricket Fatherless Figure 💀
@Moon Cricket wat 😂
@@titanictyranitar9571 ok??? do you want an award or something?
Well poor kid
“Moe Lester”
“Slipped away from us”
That’s not the only thing he slipped away from
slipped away from U.S
Cold Blooded lol :D
Oh shi-
Eeyyyyy that’s what she said
Migo Productions cancer cause of his name lol
On a very popular British quiz game show 'the chase' a question came up where on of the answers to the question was an athlete in Germany named 'fanny smealer'... The host couldn't contain his laughter on air.
Imagine being a vegan and your name is *CHRIS P. BACON*
They'll never believe you....
Lmao
MY music teachers name is ms bacon
Lol😭😂
Chrispy bacon mhmmmmmm
I am starting to think parents name their kids things like this on purpose
Monika Shuler probably..
They do
Except the Asian ones
I would
ikr
Teacher: What's your name?
Him: P. Ennis
Teacher: YOU'RE EXPELLED
Him: But that's my name!
*Goes to Principal and checks name*
Principal: His name is actually ... that.
Teacher: faints
Lol
*dies of laughter
@@nono-kb3wk
I can do CRINGE better
"HAHAHA SO FUNNY LAUGH LAUGH LUH LAF LEHG
🤭🤭🤭🤭..........Hahahahaha! Dang! U got me! That’s too funny!!!!
@@olvialee7221 You're welcome :)
Dick Trickle was a professional NASCAR driver. And how can we forget Dick Butkus (pronounced "butt-kiss"), the hall of fame linebacker? Coco Crisp, baseball player.
Dick Johnson was a V8 Supercars driver and now owns the team called DJR
I feel bad for Dick Long bc sometimes in roll call they say the names backwards
Somewhere out there is someone named Dick with the last name Short.
...as he proudly walks up
@Eric Andrews look at 5:14
Why do parents name them that word its it's just really weird to me idk bout other people but it's just not a name to me dosen't sound like a name
@@bobbygreen7876 ok , *bob*
Online game names in a nutshell:
fr XD
421 likes
@@yuishi3714 i want to find the guy who liked at 420
I actually have the jhonny dickshot baseball card
Yes
These parents basically ruined their kids life.
*tiurF nogarD* how du I call my son?
Let’s call him lord Voldemort
*tiurF nogarD* yea they did
*Oof*
facts right there
Yndi -_- legends say that your son will not have a nose
It was so funny when I saw that man named "Kash Register" 😂
Another weird name would be dick Peter's
frr
Works at Apple and his name is 'Sam Sung'🤣🤣😂
I bet the recruiter saw the irony in that.
Ofcourse the guy with the name twocock had to be a gay rights activist
That one was Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Sam Sung Sing Song Sang
@@TobyPlayz14Sam Sung, sing the song sang!
Imagine them going to Starbucks
Long wang i have your iced coffee
If I had a weird name id think of a normal name like Lexi Smith Or Kate brown or something like that and only pay cash so nobody knows my real name id only use my real name for online shopping
🤭🤣🤣😂🤭🤣😂🤭
I mean I know back then a man named Mase and married to a woman named Rati
PETER ENIS this is a Grande Milk chocolate with chocolate Frappechino
"Dick Champion rises at 5 am every morning "
Lost it there 😂😂.
damn
Talk about morning wood! ;-)
Yeah
This was the most incredible 😆😆😆
cracked me up 🤣
So, in the 1940s and 1950s there were (primarily) 2 people at Disney working on the adaptation of the stories; one was Joe Grant and the other was Dick Heumer.
Also, one of my sisters once had a classmate in elementary school whose first legal name was “Yourhighness”.
6:29 "Dick Champion rises at 5 a.m. every morning" the writers knew what they were doing
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I noticed that as well 😂
Right? 🤣🤣🤣
How can a person's last name be 34 letters long? Imagine how a person would pronounce that!!
Kkwazzawazzakwaquikkwallakwaza!*zzabolaza
Dat is a kids name from Africa
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Steve Gallo - I knew a girl in college with a very long and hard to pronounce name. One time she joked that she “learned to say ‘HERE’ as soon as the teacher said ‘uhh...umm...’ while taking attendance.”
there was also a girl who have 1000 letter name in Africa
Actually..It's 35 -_-
"Mister Love" a sex offender
LMFAO I DIED THERE 😂😂😂😂
☠️☠️☠️
I immediately imagined him saying in a very deep voice: "Hello. I'm Mister Love."
Loll
me: *playing roblox*
my brain: keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele! 3:38
@@aslana977 why don't you name your child st. upid
0:13 bro just gave a away his adress 💀
That’s an address for the Apple Center, not the guy’s home address
" Chris p. Bacon "
That's a pretty cool name actually XD
He had to be a pretty cool guy too, he didnt have to use the P but I bet he saw it and said yep, that's it
sounds like crispy bacon
I dont think Chris p. Bacon is vegetarian or vegan
Yea I agree Chris p bacon
Thanks, now i want bacon.
The "Saad Maan" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad man we just say
God save the goat today (misheard lyrics of Soviet Anthem)
Paul twocock too
I mean wtf 😂
Yeah
Saadman is really a popular name among Muslim
@@tariq_al_fahim170 yeaah ik
A lot of these are unfortunate but names like "Jed I. Knight" are actually pretty cool.
"actually"
kash register
@@haxxcer7322 LOL
IKRRRRR
4:03
8:58 Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong🎅🤣🤣🤣 His parents must've been real art lovers
This is so funny😂
The name “Dick” used to be a nice, sophisticated name, until people made it wrong tho😂
‘Dickinson’
@@cass.returnzz ayooo
@peersheful NAWW💀💀💀
Mr. Peter Mc Long Dickinson
@@SunnyKomi Emily Dickinson?
When my siblings and I were little kids in the 80s, our dad would watch NASCAR for hours every Sunday. Every time one of the announcers would mention “Dick Trickle” we’d all crack up. I’m 40 now watching this alone and I’m still laughing😃
sounds like a good dad lol. im pretty sure trickle passed away a few years back. but yeah didnt expect to see that one
@@snuffynt thank you😘
He is an amazing Dad. And yeah it’s sad when those guys pass but they’ll never be forgotten❤️
@@stephanieyvonne9436 yeah. luckily no drivers in the cup series have died in an accident in over 20 years. safety has come a long way. still keeping up with the sport at all?
@@snuffynt I don’t myself but my dad still watches from time to time. He was a huge fan of Dale Earnhardt. When he passed away it really hurt him so he sorta lost interest a bit. He was also a Dale Earnhardt jr fan until he retired. Oh and I’m really glad to hear that none of the drivers have died in the past 20 years. I hope they NEVER lose another one❤️
@@stephanieyvonne9436 ok. Dale Jr. still races on the NASCAR Xfinity series once a year so we'll have to see when his next race is cuz idk
No joke Dick Long was my music teacher in 7th grade, he’s passed away and was a good teacher but man what a rough name for a teacher in junior high.
How old was he The yearbook said 1945
15:10 here
ruclips.net/video/H8ZH_mkfPUY/видео.html
😂🤣😂🤣
better than Richard Short
Lucky fella
and don't forget the guy who played 'Mr. Haney' on Green Acres... Pat Buttram.
Whet faartz killed me. What an amazing name for your child.
Yes
sounds like Brett Farve
Sound like wet fart 😅
The most creative names in History like P.ENNIS
Same name as someone I know
I bet the P stands for Peter
Hm Peter i hope it's right
Mrs.Rape or Donald Duck
ashley klotz it’s actually Phil. Unfortunate name but he’s a killer guitarist
The "Batman Bin Suparman" had me rolling at the floor !🤣🤣🤣🤣
"bin" term is same as "...son of.." while "binti" is for female
@@criminalityMinion I feel like what!
IKR
He is Singaporean
And convicted of stuff
HOW BOUT U ROLL ON THE STAIRS
One of the office staff at my son's junior school had the name Tanya Butt. I got into trouble for asking if she was into S&M and that was just her professional name. She got most offended and reported me.
I don't blame her.
@@Lucinda-zr9su Sure, I was out of line. The funny thing is, though, she got married not long after that to a guy called Mark Botham... out of the frying pan into the fire lol...
**A Guy named Hitler Mussolini**
I think Hitler Mussolini are a son of hitler and Mussolini
*Hold the fuck up rn*
ONLY in Brazil of course...
Don’t...give me the thought of Hitler and Mussolini hooking up.....
*hol up*
Hitler and Mussolini are gays
Curse words are basically the universal language
"There are no accidents."
"here's your coffee f. You"
"What did you just say to me?"
"But that's your name.."
Lol
@꧁its zabir꧂ what is bmgo?
@꧁its zabir꧂ so i just checked ur channel and apparently its a minecraft+roblox+fortnite ripoff i have never seen a game ripoff so many games at once
@꧁its zabir꧂ well not good for the original devs
saad maan😀
I went to grammar school with a girl who was the tallest student at the age 12. About 6’1”. Her name was Ivette Hailstalk. She actually wasn’t teased that badly but the boys would hold out their arms and bow chanting
“HAIL STALK!
HAIL STALK!”
She had a real good sense of humor about it! Especially since she beat their butts at basketball! 😂
lol I had a sub named "Mr. Horedick"🤣 When my classmates tried to pronounce it they started laughing out loud 🤣
Lol 😂🤣
Had a teacher named ms. Cootchie. Only one kid could say her name without giggling
poor teacher 😂
@@Vileplume87 lmfao💀💀💀
That's a Bad and Hilarious sub name that parents give you
*(-: NOW I'M PROUD OF MY NAME :-)*
Me too
Pet owner...... wow
DJ Shook is a saad maan 0:22
Vichan Khem rude
@Islah Laurenson-Puleanga so why isn't it written as ila? Why put letters into a name that you don't pronounce
"Jesus condom"
*Everyday, I fight for my spot in heaven.*
Pilipino ka haahha
Loose points? HAHAHA I LOVE IT
You _will_ loose points
@@JesusChrist-mu3lr PUNYETA- SORRY NA PO
@@INKO-l3g what? Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying
There was a urologist in Toledo named Dick Tapper. Also, a director of maintenance in a building downtown named Dick Stiff.
Where the hell's Toledo?
0:58 the guy being a gay rights advocate just makes it funnier
Hahahahahha
I know right
O hi vocaloid and Harry Potter fan
Yeyeye lol
#LGBTrights
"Batman Bin Suparman"
The question is why??💀
Why not😂
I think its faoe
@@sigurdurstefan549 I don't know anything about it being faoe but it might be fake
It’s indonesian name Suparman not includes Batman
Batman son of supermen Bin= son of
Imagine if someone actually name their child tsunami and goes to the beach and yelled their childs name 😂😂😂😂
Leona Paraiso 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hala Salamoon Oh thats what I was thinking but thier channel is Familia Diamond
Leona Paraiso or shark
I thought there was written tsunade the fifth hokage of konoha
@Hala Salamoon i know and tic tok
"In loving memory of my husband, who slipped away from us" got me 💀
Nobody:
Kids on Kahoot: *Hitler Mussolini*
Lol
Fdrhirohitochiangkaishekstalinchurchill
4l3x Official yep
Teachers: Please enter your real name.
Ill make that my name next time I play kahoot
Who gives a kid name "Jesus condom" that is literally the worst name ever
Parents are Christian who had s*x illegally.
What about the cooking with poo
I once saw a guy named falafel feffer and they named him that beacause his parents love alot the dish
OMG, jesus, condom! …nine months later, a baby was born
There is no way someone could be called Rowdy Negro
Cashier: i will open the cash register
the dude named Cash register: you gonna open my mouth?
Imagine him on the operating table...We're going to open up Cash Register....
I have the longest name on RUclips
Cooking with poo got me dying😂😂😂💀💀💀
Fr tho 😂
Dying from food poisoning.
There was an election in Virginia for the House Delegate of Colonial Heights. The two people running against each other were Cox & Dix. Ah, the jokes flew for months.
I was once in a class with a guy named “Dafinest Young Blackman” no joke!
*The* Dafinist Young Blackman
Jo Jo there’s guy in my class named Luke Blackman
Had to adjust the spelling. Turns out it’s spelled “Dafinest”
Well there is a guy in my school named Guy
@@JoJo-hm2re Im serious a Kid in my gym is named Dick Seamen
Teacher: Lets eat some of those chrispy bacon😋
Chris P. Bacon: wait
There's actually a famous pig named Chris P. Bacon that has a disability, he's missing his back legs, they showed him on the news
@@yasserboumediane1010
Christopher Columbus
Sus
I JUST REALIZED THAT
lol
There is actually a pot bellied pig with the same name.
When I was in high school there was a handsome young Spanish teacher that everyone called Senior Dwyor, whether you took Spanish or not. He substituted for the German teacher and afterwards was known as Herr Dwyor.
me at 7 trying to make a google account at 2 am but falling asleep in the process:
3:40
Haha
Lmao
A cat stepping on the keys.
LMAO
"Hitler Mussolini"
Okay
My name is Stalin Churchill
But that serbia flag
@@Blue-mi7kx What's with Serbia flag?
My full name is Roosevelt Winston Tojo
Then my name is Barack Roosevelt
Germany: Adolf Hitler!!!!
Italy: Benito Mussolini!!!
Brazil: *HITLER MUSSOLINI*
Teacher: For your punishment, write your name on the board 50 times.
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele: *chuckles* I’m in danger
That is a long ass last name
This comment had me choking on air lmao
The kid named A: Oh yes
your name on the board 50 times
Right when I read this the thing came in the video.
I'm not lying I just noticed it
I worked at Freightliner Trucks Mfk in Portland, Oregon, with a guy named Richard Glasscock! Poor bastard😅.
imagine macdonald berger ordering a mcdonald’s burger
Ashton Scripts imagine trying to get a job,
Interviewer: “what’s your name?”
MacDonald: “MacDonald Berger”
Interviewer: *time to commit lego step*
@@jurassicdano3695 ls
OOF
Does that technically count as cannabilisum?
@monkey22 too funny!
Glad to see Dick Tips made it. My grandmother, who passed away almost 3 years ago at 98, always had a dirty sense of humor and we always looked up awkward names like these. I remember on television one day seeing Dick Tips and she couldn't stop laughing.
I love this story. Your grandmother sounds awesome ❤
You think Dick Tips and Justin Sider are related?
Yes
ur grandma sounds like someone i would be friends with, fly high
Your grandma was really awesome. Rip.
"Mr. Twocock, gay rights" has killed me 😂😂
OMG I am dying.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“DR. B.J. Hardick”
My old friend's name was hardick.
And the fact that it was on BBC lmao
Hugh Jazz
True story ... ex work colleague named Hung Wong . Found out after 2 years , prior knew him as Henry .
As a policeman years ago I arrested a man by the name of Peter Yanker. I thought I would die when the judge called out his name in court. Also, a deputy friend of mine arrested a man named Harry Pussey. My wife, being a nurse in a maternity ward said that a West Virginia couple had come out of the mountains to have a baby girl that they were going to give a first nam of Vigina. They talked them out of it.
I remember a woman leaving a post on some forum:
"My name is Anne, and my husband is Ally. And we want our son's name to be a joining of our names. How about the name AnAlly?"
@@iristotal4779why would you even do that 😂. The only other thing that I think could work is Ale I guess?
Peter yanker lol 😅😅I would've lost it to.
That Harry Pussey got me... Im dead rn.
@@iristotal4779 why not Alan... why 😂
Teacher: ok class now we're checking the attendance
D. Paul
C. Gwen
*_P. ENNIS_*
They would pronounce it
Pee-en-is
notice how those were his first name initial and his last name so she would something like peter
Justin Dai exactly
*Hitler Mussolini?*
New classmate:
*F.You*
The fact that crystal methven is on judge judy made me laugh so hard and that she sold a kitten made me laugh even harder
My wife & I got introduced to our loan agent at the bank. The man walks up to us , hand held out to shake mine...then says" Hi, Dick Hurts" . We go sit at his desk and the name plate is Dick Hertz. I kept kicking my wives foot to get her to laugh...brutal trying to hold it in 😅
Noticed when theres lot of people named D1ck
Yup
Dick is a nickname for Richard
@@MikeyJMJ how and why
@@MikeyJMJ hi jurgen
@@sackwil Same way Bill is short for William. Rich was short for Richard, then it evolved to Rick and because people liked to rhyme words, Dick was used too.
Someone: What is your name?
Jesus: Jesus
Someone: You must be kidding
Jesus: oh yeah? not to mention if you hear my last name
XD
Jesus+his condom=jesus condom 😐
Imagine naming someone after the two dictators that lead WW2 💀💀💀
Or chew kok long
Bro is the 2 for 1 special 💀
Out of all the names & comments, those 2 names combined stood out the most to me as did your comment!😅😮
What‘s wrong with his parents?
@@Suedetussy They are morons.
Dr Whet Faartz actually killed me bro. I had to search him up to see if it was real!🤣🤣
My teacher's name is Mrs.Whet Clit😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ArmyFrom LA 😂😂😂😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahhhhhhhh 😂😂
*Just met a man named Philipp Ines. I was laughing to death when he told me his name. Almost got arrested after telling him why I laughed*
Philippines = Pinnes
so my country is a Dick head
@@belowplays230 me is filipino
@ yeah i know i just type stupidly
@@Your_Father1980 why though
@ im used to it
Nobody :
Me : " Laugh every next picture "
Me too
Best one for me was Tokyo sexwhale 😂👏
@Kirby WHO ARE YOU
Kirby your kirby
@Kirby shut the fk up
I worked with a young girl who was a painter and decorater, I was taking a coffee break with my work mates and she came up to us and said has anyone seen Mike Hunt today ? We all burst out laughing and she went bright red !! With embaressment 😊
2:03 When your last name is "Brain", you're basically destined to become a neurologist.
more like a villain
“You are traveling in comfort with...”
*”CHEW KOK”*
Warning all men
Hes a taxi driver from my country
@@sgdemobushunter7394 Hello fellow Singaporean
chew kok to hard
@Ting Kwan Formal huh?
Guy : Hi, my name is Park. Jurassic Park..
Girl : Oh hi, I'm Tehra Dactyl.. 😁😁
Noice (^_^)
My parents said they almost made my middle name Annette... It's cute until you find out my name is Claire 😂
Just a side note here, my moms name is Amanda, Lynn like 'a mandolin' the instrument
My full name is actually Tyrann Asaurus Rex lol! 😆 OK, I'm just joking.
@@koolpersonnn9351 clarinet lol!!!
@@brittonhowell2096 loool