Yearbook Quotes
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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7:31 It means she wants to be married to Jared Leto.
I cannot believe you're really doing it! For this and so many reasons, you're a legend.
i can hear the spark in his voice again
The life giving bleat at the end 😂
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if we had yearbooks in my country, my quote would be:
"An apple a day, keeps EVERYONE away, if you throw it hard enough."
You need yearbooks in your country.
Did you recycle that from the “Vital Information” sketch on the Nickelodeon comedy series “All That”?
Lori Beth Denburg: An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Watch. *throws apples at doctor, causing him to fall down* Go on, doctor! Get out of here! Shoo!
@@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle to be honest, I have no idea were this is from. I just heard it oneday and thought it was fitting my style.
that's good
Mine would be
“When life gives me lemons…
I give them back.
First it was limes and now lemons.
STOP GIVING ME RANDOM PRODUCE ITEMS, LIFE.”
My yearbook quote is gonna be “I couldn’t have done it without ChatGPT”
What about "ChatGPT could have have passed this... and it did."?
Me neither buddy
Start it like "As an AI language model...."
Unfortunately, I can't say this, since I graduated before ChatGPT really took off
Okay, I can understand Google, and Google is awesome for school, but ChatGPT is a new level of low.
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
― Cave Johnson
14:50 W VaazkL. Such a Giga Chad. Huge respect.
12:24, thats mah gurl :) even the time stamp roks!
My yearbook quote (when I get one)
"School is awful. 0/10, would not recommend."
Or,
"I started school and finished school, and STILL have no idea how to buy a house."
Or,
"The things I said are sending me down in the afterlife. And it sure as hell is way better than this place."
Or,
"How did I get here?" -Someone lost, probably
Or,
"Life is a slice of cake. Except the cake is made of glass and is stabbing you every time you chew."
Or,
"No wonder Bill Gates quit. It's awful here."
Or,
"Did someone fart?" -The kids at the back
Or,
"I left school and I'm still single. My plans are falling into place."
Amazing😂
actually the 5th on is good.
one*
@@ftalix1045 The funny thing is that they're all real and not just jokes.
I hate school :D
@@EggManJoe420 fr
1:56 bro quoted Kung Fu Panda
7:34 Jared leto, google him, very rich guy I think
my quote will be "you are 32 games of blackjack away from being a millionaire" this year
I love the random off-script "f**k Satan" instead of reading her thanking him
hey. That's the first I've ever seen 8 of my kind in 1 place.
-Vietnam 5:17
"Love is better than sleep" I disagree respectfully, but strongly.
If I could go back in time to make a yearbook quote, it'd be this:
"Step One: graduate from highschool.
Step Two: forget everything you ever learned.
Step Three: make it up as you go.
Step Four: profit."
Are you scared of the dark or what your mind thinks is in the dark,
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vaazkl should use lowercase for the title once just to confuse people
My yearbook quote is probably either gonna be wholesome or a quote from the Walten Files
The worst part about donating blood is trying the remember all the blood types of everyone you got it from.
10:10
The word you're looking for is "Autosexual" as such is the word for when someone is more attracted to themselves rather than another individual.
16:24 “give me 3-4 years, I will be leaving in a cave w/ solar panels doing YT memes”
Certified Ted Kaczynski moment. You’ll live in a cave until government decides to blow it up and build 3 malls, 15 parking spaces and 2 highways on its place.
"You may not rest now, the lorax has a gun."
-me
“Fuck Satan” agreed🍷🗿
My senior quote will be: the one thing i got from school that will stay with me is depression.
Probably my future senior quote: "In fifth grade i was betting almost everyone in my class would be stupid idiots.... And they are."
👏 👏
0:11 that is actually how you pay bills.
12:28 PEAK. LEGENDARY. HERO. xD
0:57 I feel like I’ve seen this dude on RUclips before
9:30 THERE IS NO WAY KARKAT IS IN THE YEARBOOK
10:08 it's called narcissism
Mine is gonna be “I decapitated Larry King -Dipper Pines”
1:32 nah, sleeping 🔛🔝
Edit: that's what she said
4:18 PETE DAVIDSONNNNN
Im a carnivore because I love animals.
14:50 Based and Christ-pilled. ✝☦
9:34 KARKAT VANTAS??
The only Taco Bell I've seen in the UK is in Cleethorpes. Other than that, don't care.
I need to do smth like dis
“My pet peves:
1. Misspelling
2. Irony
3. Lists
4. Lists
5. Repetitiveness
6. Inconsistency
6. Mistakes”
this is one of the most funny things i have ever read in a long time
my 4 favorite things are:
accurate math, the oxford comma, irony, and subversion of expectations
and double bluffs
It is... Only becomes more of the bueastiful the more you gain at et
LMAO
i snorted lmao
“If bread in French is ‘pain’, then I own an entire bakery”
lol, love it 100%
I wish my school allowed me to add a yearbook quote, but I'm British.
I *seriously* wish I could've written
"School had one problem, and it's that one fifth of the pictures on this page didn't listen at all."
Then I'd get the next one to have a quote saying "What was that?"
We got cheated of ours. Instead they made us give awnsers to random questions like a survey..
10:29
"I wish I has an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls"
- Honey Boo Boo
😂
“I wish I has an extra finger”
The grammar enhances it
"Love is better than sleeping." VaazkL is right, but when you sleep, you forget how lonely and pathetic you are. That's why so many people love sleeping.
10:07 self-attraction is called autosexuality, it can be the only sexuality someone has or among others
12:53 damnit thats my senior quote i thought it was unique, I knew I should've done "on a scale of one to vanilla, when a cow jumps over a blue moon, what is your favorite scent of the alphabet?"
I know the answer: Gordon Ramsay
Outback Steakhouse, probably.
My senior quote is "Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There." I was in the middle of my Persona 5 phase during my junior and senior years of high school.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
😬
5:05 these are both wrong. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
this will for sure be my senior quote if my school has those
The quote to the right of the quote at 3:56 is "I'm gonna stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding".
“Do I seriously look like Dracula or Harry Potter in this jacket?”
-Me
@ApteryxTheRainWing Says the person with “RainWing” in their username
"The roof was never my grade, that's why it was never raised"
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-fright. Stage fright.
Ain’t no way he put Read More
Bastard actually got me
He got me
grandpa
*I can’t live anymore* *Tommorow is my last day* *because I have advanced* *stage*…read more
6:39 finding hetalia in the wild in 2024 is what keeps me going
7:05 has bro never heard of fraternal twins
11:34
MY BOY BO BURNHAM FINALLY GETTING RECOGNITION
Which part?
17:21 as a Canadian I can say that there are bags of milk inside the bagged milk
I don't think my high-school did yearbook quotes, but I have a feeling mine would be something akin to "When all else fails, choose chaos." - SMii7Y
3:45 I just counted. Not including spaces, there are only 84 characters, meaning damn well he could have finished that sentence.
Edit. I just counted with spaces. There were fourteen spaces. 84+14=98. He could not have added the "s" at the end of rules, but he could have done rule. LIER
I counted too lol
There’s 100 characters not including the period at the end.
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I once heard someone say being attracted to yourself is called autosexual 😭😭😭😭
mine is so gonna be "I was never quiet, you all were just loud."
6:17 Canadians who like pineapple on pizza: We don't survive the winter, the winter survives us
I mean, it ain't that bad
Depends where you live, I live by the coast and it’s pretty easy here
My yearbook quote
" Roses are red, the opposite of black is white, you should be filled with determination all your life, and i wish to you all...a good night.
Good one. May I add it to my collection?
Can't wait for my senior year, gonna traumatise my catholic classmates in the yearbook
(I just turned 14 today, only a few years left)
5:19 I kmew three Nguyens (none pictured here), and two of them shared a class. None of them were related.
"high school? more like bye school"
-Sun Tzu the Art of War
Bro really pulled out the master oogway quote at 1:58
As a hilarious, these are definitely year book quotes.
6:57 they must be really related to me, I basically have that last name but we had to change it like 3 generations ago bc mail issues or something. Cool I see my ‘cousins’ here
10:13 everyone's gonna think I'm a nerd but at least knowing about the term "autosexual" will finally have a use...
I think you could also call that guy………a narcissist
wish i would could explain the simple concept of bagged milk (which you dont squeeze btw) but its too much work
My yearbook quote was verse 118:5-6 from psalms, but exaggerated.
“The LORD is on my side, I fear NOTHING! WHAT CAN YE MERE MORTALS DO UNTO MEEEEEEEE!?”
10:12 narcissistic.
7:10 Not all twins are identical it often means they were born the same day
5:35 dragon. I don't care if dragon isn't an option I want to be a dragon.
Maybe it's because my graduating class had too many people (the largest in all of Texas at the time), but my yearbook didn't ask me to give any quotes.
0:27 got me 💀
13:27 Man on the Internet? Didn't expect that.
15:07 - I think the second twins quote makes the joke much better because as a Christian you are born again and adopted into the family of God. So the first twin is stating that he is not born again otherwise he would call his biological brother, his brother twice over.
12:29 sounds like a spell that will summon a demon when you say it outloud.
apparently everyone in class just put, "the next guy is lying" for their quote, so theres only one person everyone hates now, that told the truth.
Mine is gonna be:
Some say it is better to live a day as a tiger than alifetime as a worm. But whoever heard of a wormskin rug? - Arnold Judas Rimmer
Like if i tricked you
Read more . . .
Im only im jr high at the time im writing this but ibe already got a few Year book quotes i might use
1 #Carlpoppa 0:34-1:20
2 the midocondra is the power house of the cell
3 School stands for six curl hours of our life's.
4 homework stands for half of my energy wasted on random knowledge .
5 dear math grow up and solve your own problems.
6 my name is _____ you kill my joy prepare to die.
7 you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
In my junior year somebody quoted Adolf Hitler for their senior quote. So when my senior year rolled around we weren't allowed to do senior quotes anymore.
if we had yearbooks in spain my quote would be:
tip for future generations; when your ever-since-kindergarden enemy tells you she/he was in love with you and that you never let him express it, just tell them: "I already had a bf/gf who was 30% water, 70% sexy and 100% good guy/girl, and yes that's 200%, twice the man/woman you'll never be
Or maybe even something like:
tip for the bullied people; losers in high schools are winners in life, and winners in high schools are losers in life, the role shall reverse, just wait for the moment to say "i told you so", and if they don't reverse, they'll do in Jesus' kingdom, because blessed are the sufferers, for they will be delighted in the kingdom of the Lord
7:08 bro hasn’t heard of fraternal twins
1. I have to ruin the comment count (420 at time of posting)
2. I'mma make my yearbook quote "LIQUIIIIIID!"
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if i ever get to make a quote in the future it will be
"is this graded?"
4:02 *“it gets on my pet peeves”*
*sigh* yeah… I’m gonna have to agree with those people-
Very true Kevin very true
"You are Asian, not bsian"
Heheheheh
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If I were to have one, mine would say ‘I wish I was an anime girl so y’all would believe I was actually gay’. 3 more years to go and idk if my school does it but here’s hoping
0:45 i figured it out.
The first quote is true and the second one is a lie. The lie isn't that it's telling the truth, the lie is that it's referring to the first quote. It's referring to the next quote
🤯 (not because I'm amazed you solved it because my brain literally exploded trying to comprehend what you said)
my brain hurts
17:29 VaazkL 2024: They had bagged milk, you could squeeze it and it felt quite nice
Last meme story time:
When I was 12 I was getting those chain things all the time. One day when I opened it instead of the promise of good luck was a fake "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS MONSTERS WILL COME" threat, and somehow at 12 I hadn't come across Smile Dog. Scrolling down and coming face to face with what was apparently going to eat me unless I doomed others I ran screaming from the room and to my grandma, who was very confused about the whole thing but sure a monster was not going to eat me. I never opened anything random again.
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15:35 is definitely the type of quote i'd see if my school had one
I would 100% quote Jayfather from Warrior Cats. He got roasts and sarcastic comments for any situation.
ah yes, a fellow warrior cats enjoyer.