I think you can do that on your phone. Open you calendar app and create an event for today that says “Remember, the future is meaningless, but pasta is now.” Then make it repeat every year.
i love how you tell little stories with random posts. people interacting (if you would call that interacting) with their audiances warms my heart. love this shit. it feeds my cringey and shitty sense of humor 👍
Acres are typically only used when selling real estate, and the average lot size (according to a google search I just did) is only about 1/3 of an acre. So, measuring the amount of pizza served each year in acres highlights just how ridiculous of an amount it is. Also, since 100 acres is only about 1/6 of a square mile and 2/5 of a square kilometer, those would be much less impressive and not show the absurdity as effectively.
3:35 I have questions. The longer I look at this, the more questions I have. Why is Somalia divided? How did Kazakhstan get llamas? *HOW THE HECK DOES **_NORTH KOREA_** HAVE LLAMAS?!!!*
Somalia is divided on the map because of the self declared Republic of Somaliland, which is internationally unrecognized but has a firmer grip on its territory than the Somali govt. Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to get data for Somalia proper given all the chaos. As for the other two, imports probably.
When I first came across your videos I thought “wow if you’re gonna just read memes on the internet you could at least read them properly and finish them.” But then I figured it would be stupid of me to say that cause I could just not watch your videos. Anyway, for some reason I kept watching your videos and realised I keep watching them for your personality, the little bits you add with your thoughts or opinions and your refusal to read certain things cause it’s too long or whatever. Then with the small shit you add like at the end of this video I am so glad I didn’t post my original thoughts. Everyone is doing their best with what they can and these videos have become my favourite to watch. Never stop doing you, even if not everyone is happy with it! And to people who thought like I did: it’s always a choice, choose to be kind and compassionate, not only for other people but for yourself too.
I find it very human of Vaazkl when he corrects or interrupts himself when reading these. Some have hard spelling and others are too outrageous. Good job my friend! By the way, I wonder if you could do archaeological or historical memes?
they both are good ideas i have written down, haha im glad you enjoy them. Honestly i think some of these memes have temporally effected my reading out loud capabilities LOL because sometimes its seems like 20% of the memes are written grammatically incorrect 😂😂
That map of European electricity use is not useless because of time-frame. It is useless because of scale. If, instead of kiloWatt Hours, it was merely measuring Watt Hours, it would be much more useful. Electricity was used in that time period for the plating of metal, usually gold unto other metals, but said process used maybe a dozen watt-hours in a year.
0:59 when I used the label trans man I could drink it but I prefer voidpunk now and now it weaves thru spacetime when I get within 3 metres of Dr pepper
Reasons to like Vaazkl's videos: - Usually monotonous (emphasises the best and worst instead of hyping everything) - Acknowledges double-ups in memes - Is wholesome and appreciates viewers - Will mock absurdly stupid posts - Willing to share bits of their lifestyle (enough to make them more relatable but not doesn't make every post about them)
3:31 Damn, I was born and raised in Brazil and I've never seen a llama there, I'm going to send a message to my family asking if anyone has seen a llama in Brazil (My father traveled a lot for work, so I traveled all over South America more than once)
10:57 Remember that on episode where Doug Dimmadome brain washed people using weird milk to move into a Stepford Wife’s kind of town? Sometimes I think of random cartoon episodes and notice that they are way weirder than I remember.
17:44 what they said pretty much! They're very good to reuse for storage in general, and just the right size for sewing supplies! Those big popcorn tins they sell at Christmas time are really good for yarn storage if you knit, also! :)
I purposely bought a bunch of those cookies this past Christmas so each of my children can have their own sewing kit. Too bad knitting needles won't fit.
Last one was hilarious, I especially enjoyed going shopping with my family when I was younger, and whenever I saw the shortbread cookie tins, I'd point at them and say "Look, they're selling sewing kits here!"
Almost makes me wish I could prove somehow that I once had a neighbor (in her 50s, mind you) who genuinely didn't know apples grow on trees. She wasn't the brightest...
9:17 as a man who does not drive and is forced to deal with American drivers bullshit...yes, this is 100% what I am thinking every time I have to cross infront of someone who doesn't want to stop.
I also decided one day not to be ticklish. It was a resolution born of years of silently smoldering rage. The one I’m really proud of was when I decided not to get the hiccups anymore. Not exactly sure how I pulled it off, but there is definitely a state of mind I enter whenever I get a hiccup and it basically says “You’re not doing that again. That’s enough out of you esophagus!”
The only thing im confused about is why he always censors out swear words and then says them anyway or says a different swear word that isn't so bad in its place.
Fun fact but at 12:36, that picture of soap isnt actually soap but a very realistic drawing of it, this artist has done several of these kinds of strangely realistic drawings
4:43 I recognise this image. It’s from a short book called ‘All my friends are still dead’, and it’s the sequel to another book called ‘All my friends are dead’. I’d highly suggest to anyone with broken senses of humour that you read both.
VaazkL is great at doing voices. He’s comparable to the most beloved voice actress of mine, and so many others who were children in the early 2000s and the 2010s: Tara Strong. She voiced Bubbles, Batgirl, Timmy Turner, and Twilight Sparkle to name a few. 2:45 is a prime example.
1:40 I can find many reasons. Lids come off when they are opened, and usually are circular and spin off of a container. Doors stay attached on the hinges and swing instead of spinning. They are usually some sort of rectangle or similar shape. Now using my amazing magical foresight I will predict the exact words of the first reply to this comment: 🤓
Thank you for being there for us! Your voice and attitude towards these little things makes the day better. For your happiness and ours remember: fluffy cows and scarfed snakes exist so smile!
Subscribe for more! DROP SOME IDEASSSSS
No I’m already subscribed to vaazkl why would i sub to vaazkl?
@@GOUGE-pookie dont do this to me
Can you try Super Bowl memes after the Super Bowl?
Gravity falls memes
@VaazkLShorts I know your voice so well that when I read ur reply its in ur voice help
jesus christ that echoing 'potassium, potassium' scared the banana out of me
😂😂
“So you are a worm?”
I was trying to make myself cereal and almost spilled it
""
That meant to have "P O T A S S I U M" italicized in it
12:30 the soap is a drawing if you didnt know 😁
wow that is honestly impressive
@@VaazkLShortswait i didnt know you actually responded to these HIIIII
Vazzkl then : Depressed voice
Vazzkl now : Talks more often, Sometimes wheezes at memes and e m o t i o n
Look how beautiful my boys is he finally have un depression
"Smell that?"
Vaazkl then : happy
Vaazkl after then: sad and depressed
Vaazkl now: happy
So glad I know that people with anxiety don’t like drowning
'The future is meaningless but the pasta is now' is going to be my senior quote. Just remind me in a year i guess.
I think you can do that on your phone. Open you calendar app and create an event for today that says “Remember, the future is meaningless, but pasta is now.” Then make it repeat every year.
here's your reminder! just dont check this notification until a year from now
@@kleioslibrary5451Unironically that would scare the sh*t out of me if I had forgotten LMAOFNAB
No worries buddy I got you covered
I'll be here in a year
VaaskL may not be pregnant but he never fails to lock us in his basement and force us to watch his videos 24/7.
What
You heard him @@justinzarbo
Dont believe this man
What
what the actual fuck.
"Come in or we both starve" is quite a unique way to start off a video, tbh
At 1:46 almost all watermelons (before undergoing modifications and cross-breeding to look like the watermelons we eat today) looked similar to that
i love how you tell little stories with random posts. people interacting (if you would call that interacting) with their audiances warms my heart. love this shit. it feeds my cringey and shitty sense of humor 👍
Acres are typically only used when selling real estate, and the average lot size (according to a google search I just did) is only about 1/3 of an acre. So, measuring the amount of pizza served each year in acres highlights just how ridiculous of an amount it is.
Also, since 100 acres is only about 1/6 of a square mile and 2/5 of a square kilometer, those would be much less impressive and not show the absurdity as effectively.
There's never enough pizza in the world to feed everybody :(
That appreciation message at the end truly got me in the feels. 1.8 million and staying humble. You have earned one more subscriber.
3:35 I have questions.
The longer I look at this, the more questions I have.
Why is Somalia divided?
How did Kazakhstan get llamas?
*HOW THE HECK DOES **_NORTH KOREA_** HAVE LLAMAS?!!!*
Somalia is divided on the map because of the self declared Republic of Somaliland, which is internationally unrecognized but has a firmer grip on its territory than the Somali govt. Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to get data for Somalia proper given all the chaos. As for the other two, imports probably.
Fun fact: if you put bread on top of another bread its still bread.
But the bread is taller
But better bread
but what would happen if a third bread would be put on top on the other breads?
@@rickvanderhoeven7740bread sandwich
I built an entire house using glued loafs as a brick structure, is this considered still bread? Or maybe a glue sandwich.
Llamas have projectile attacks, so I think they would win
Things I Know About Vaazkl:
1. Favourite Fruit Is Raspberry
they are sooo good, whats your favourite fruit?
2. His great grandma’s name is Quora
@@VaazkLShorts raspberry :)
0:35 youtube's idea of the perfect video platform
The true meaning of the chicken being that the world requires a placeholder for meaning even whem there is none os fucking great.
3:36 you must remember, llamas have the range advantage
7:05 Bro did not pronounce Diogenes 'Dee-oh-jeans' 💀
For those who don’t get the joke at 05:53, oolong is a type of tea.
Imagine a world without memes
A memeless dysphoria
i think you mean dyslexia
I hate moments like these where you don't know if someone is joking, so you have to risk getting r/wooooshed or getting you point out
daphnia*
@@ScrambScramblerfr, I’m gonna start saying shit anyways and then saying I’m autistic (cause I am) and see how they react
3:01 Ah yes the swindon magic roundabout here in the UK
4:05 Average London tube graffiti
5:40 Average Londoner’s reaction to being stabbed
But why?? Ya'll ambulances don't even break the bank
@@fruitymcfruitcake9674We’ve just kind of gained immunity to stab wounds. Also we probably would die during the waiting period.
When I first came across your videos I thought “wow if you’re gonna just read memes on the internet you could at least read them properly and finish them.” But then I figured it would be stupid of me to say that cause I could just not watch your videos. Anyway, for some reason I kept watching your videos and realised I keep watching them for your personality, the little bits you add with your thoughts or opinions and your refusal to read certain things cause it’s too long or whatever. Then with the small shit you add like at the end of this video I am so glad I didn’t post my original thoughts. Everyone is doing their best with what they can and these videos have become my favourite to watch. Never stop doing you, even if not everyone is happy with it!
And to people who thought like I did: it’s always a choice, choose to be kind and compassionate, not only for other people but for yourself too.
8:25 omg i used to draw E's with a ton of little legs too :o
3:16 i genuinely jumped
Same I was looking for this
1:33 This is why you wear the damn wrist strap!!!
I find it very human of Vaazkl when he corrects or interrupts himself when reading these. Some have hard spelling and others are too outrageous. Good job my friend! By the way, I wonder if you could do archaeological or historical memes?
they both are good ideas i have written down, haha im glad you enjoy them. Honestly i think some of these memes have temporally effected my reading out loud capabilities LOL because sometimes its seems like 20% of the memes are written grammatically incorrect 😂😂
12:42 somebody drew a bar of soap
That is the most realistic bar of soap I have ever seen
Honestly really like how you are talking outside of the meme more,
That map of European electricity use is not useless because of time-frame. It is useless because of scale. If, instead of kiloWatt Hours, it was merely measuring Watt Hours, it would be much more useful. Electricity was used in that time period for the plating of metal, usually gold unto other metals, but said process used maybe a dozen watt-hours in a year.
0:59 when I used the label trans man I could drink it but I prefer voidpunk now and now it weaves thru spacetime when I get within 3 metres of Dr pepper
4:04
i think i may have found my fav graffiti ever (i love looking at graffiti and have seen a lot but 2 peices of chicken goes hard)
Reasons to like Vaazkl's videos:
- Usually monotonous (emphasises the best and worst instead of hyping everything)
- Acknowledges double-ups in memes
- Is wholesome and appreciates viewers
- Will mock absurdly stupid posts
- Willing to share bits of their lifestyle (enough to make them more relatable but not doesn't make every post about them)
3:27 The bananas got him
As a Llama VS Goat combat expert, I can confirm the goats would win.
I can visibily taste the depression in his voice, getting lower.
Sweet to watch a stranger become happy in real time
I love how he sometimes will talk to himself like
17:44
17:46
3:17 when they started chanting ''POTASSIUM POTTASIUM'' i fr got a shiver down me spine since i thought my dad was calling me
Love tumblr memes! Some classic ones in here.
12:37 it’s a drawing, for anyone that doesn’t get it
0:17 THERE IS A HAND ON THE DOOR. THE WOMAN WEARING A BLACK SKIRT HAS A TENTACLE ARM.
A normal waffle house
6:16 we would play DnD in the libary to get away from our parents lokl!
4:58 tåget means train in swedish, and this means absolutely nothing
3:31 Damn, I was born and raised in Brazil and I've never seen a llama there, I'm going to send a message to my family asking if anyone has seen a llama in Brazil
(My father traveled a lot for work, so I traveled all over South America more than once)
But have you seen any goats
@@lynashmcmash4427 Yes, mainly in the northern and northeastern states
10:57 Remember that on episode where Doug Dimmadome brain washed people using weird milk to move into a Stepford Wife’s kind of town? Sometimes I think of random cartoon episodes and notice that they are way weirder than I remember.
3:02 I know where that is, it's in Swindon. I've been on it, it's fucking terrifying
7:13 in a rich man’s house, there is no nuts to crush except for the spitter’s.
17:44 what they said pretty much! They're very good to reuse for storage in general, and just the right size for sewing supplies! Those big popcorn tins they sell at Christmas time are really good for yarn storage if you knit, also! :)
Yep! I've got a bunch of both. They don't make popcorn tins as tall as they used to. Anyone else notice that??
Keep up with the good stuff and one day soon you will be the Matt Rose with the attractive voice
Another great meme reviewer
The pizza acres are where they’re grown
My son actually asked me to use a cookie tin when I make him a sewing kit. He said its now a tradition since its a meme.
I purposely bought a bunch of those cookies this past Christmas so each of my children can have their own sewing kit. Too bad knitting needles won't fit.
@@katie7748 crochet hooks will!
13:25 Ah, yes, 50 years from now, in the year 50,1940.
7:56
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
Last one was hilarious, I especially enjoyed going shopping with my family when I was younger, and whenever I saw the shortbread cookie tins, I'd point at them and say "Look, they're selling sewing kits here!"
VaazkL may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
I love how the Kwite cursed comment memes have made it to VaazkL lol
Boneless wings are chicken nuggets who were told they are super special by helicopter hens.
9:32 the roaring has started
could you do a compilation of thigns ppl don't think exist and then ppl showing them the thing existing
Almost makes me wish I could prove somehow that I once had a neighbor (in her 50s, mind you) who genuinely didn't know apples grow on trees. She wasn't the brightest...
Maybe she never went appl picking@@katie7748
I loved the last part but could you please do more Harry Potter memes ❤🪄
1:02 2:29 3:09 3:52 4:33 5:21 6:07 9:50 10:56 12:50 13:23 14:38 15:35 16:18 17:32
Vaazkl is the real GOAT
VaazkL cutely quoting Finding Nemo is now one of my fave RUclips moments of the year so far 👌🖤
Llamas are way better than goats. Also do Sonic T Hedgehog memes
9:17 as a man who does not drive and is forced to deal with American drivers bullshit...yes, this is 100% what I am thinking every time I have to cross infront of someone who doesn't want to stop.
Industrial revolution memes would still be a banger
7:43 wait that’s not the script
I really enjoy your videos. The times when I'm struggling with my depression, these videos are a welcome distraction. ❤
13:56 ITS 5:29PM ON A WEDNESDAY (php time)
I also decided one day not to be ticklish. It was a resolution born of years of silently smoldering rage. The one I’m really proud of was when I decided not to get the hiccups anymore. Not exactly sure how I pulled it off, but there is definitely a state of mind I enter whenever I get a hiccup and it basically says “You’re not doing that again. That’s enough out of you esophagus!”
Thank you for making my day again bro
Thank you for making my day again bro
The only thing im confused about is why he always censors out swear words and then says them anyway or says a different swear word that isn't so bad in its place.
Some memes need swear words to make them funny I guess i don’t even know myself 😭
I swear tumblr is so weird i see a nice picture of stone cacti and its just casually by sixpenceee what 15:13
5:01 An absolutely excellent example
5:16
Worn out places
Worn our faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere
1:55 The concept of "time" is to measure how long the day and night is.
Basically like saying measuring length doesn't exist
Fun fact but at 12:36, that picture of soap isnt actually soap but a very realistic drawing of it, this artist has done several of these kinds of strangely realistic drawings
11:56 NOOOO I FORGORRRR NOOOO
4:43
I recognise this image. It’s from a short book called ‘All my friends are still dead’, and it’s the sequel to another book called ‘All my friends are dead’. I’d highly suggest to anyone with broken senses of humour that you read both.
6:27 giving me major Prismo vibes
2:45 bazinga
BAZINGA
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started, wait
awahh the end was nice :) thznks for always making me laugh
VaazkL is great at doing voices. He’s comparable to the most beloved voice actress of mine, and so many others who were children in the early 2000s and the 2010s: Tara Strong. She voiced Bubbles, Batgirl, Timmy Turner, and Twilight Sparkle to name a few. 2:45 is a prime example.
12:10 This feels like a news broadcast that would be in Tomodachi Life
1:40 I can find many reasons. Lids come off when they are opened, and usually are circular and spin off of a container. Doors stay attached on the hinges and swing instead of spinning. They are usually some sort of rectangle or similar shape.
Now using my amazing magical foresight I will predict the exact words of the first reply to this comment: 🤓
3:11 Potassium, 19th element, symbol K
Imagine a Potassium character seeing this and feeling honoured
Like, Wow! Truly my moment here!
There
"If you install this and an Adblocker you'll see *ad* solutely nothing"
Missed opportunity laddie
I want lonesome peanut.
that last part made me want to subscribe twice
14:45 i got this for my dad 5 years ago. it makes me happy no one forgot abt it
the pin is huge
this collection was especially cursed. thank you :3
I thought I was mentally strong until I heard a dude just stopped sneezing for a couple years and counting. Dang.
Thank you for being there for us! Your voice and attitude towards these little things makes the day better. For your happiness and ours remember: fluffy cows and scarfed snakes exist so smile!
0:35 that man discovered the infinite void.
The potassium one made me almost choke on my drink.
7:55 Well, memes *ARE* the DNA of the soul.
The fourth secret: get your work done on time itll make so much less stressed
17:22
3:10 Excuse me sir; where can I join this cult?
Idk when the llama vs goats map was made, but i don't think it's right, literally never seen a llama here and goats everywhere XD