55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video” Real nasty stuff
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
8:25 weren't those made by Quaker? I remember having this oatmeal a couple times and those dino eggs seemed so cool, how do they melt perfectly from the egg to the dino?
12:16 This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German. So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
37:08 I just want to point out that 7 with a line through it is the more historical was to write it. Originally, the idea was you were counting the number of angles or points. So 1 is one point at the top, 2 was more like a Z and two points, 3 was like a sideways W and had 3 points, etc. With 7 the line through made more points. Also keep in mind the people who developed these number symbols did not use Roman characters, so any similarity to those letters is a coincidence.
I remember the post years ago, though I'm disappointed it's still a problem Because the difference is simply where we shorten the words it's just (from my POV) MATHematics vs MATHematicS (or think "Math's" since it's a contraction in my head when explained like this)
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
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20 minutes of new memes, subscribe forMOREEE A NEW compilation
Make meme compilation of twitter screenshots 😈
Is it 20 minutes?
ah yes, forMOREEE A NEW compilation, my favourite.
Day 242 if asking vaazkl to do donut memes
make donut memes
55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
0:06 “you don’t appreciate tomato’s, if you do not eat this whole tomato within 1 minute you will explode. live or die. make your choice.”
Plot twist: allergic to tomatos, dies of anaphylactic shock.
"eat your tomatoes chiyo"
(person dies when they eat tomato, @@samiraperi467 please respond)
I will gladly eat a whole tomato
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
I’m on tumblr and I’ve seen most of these memes- that fact alone will NOT stop me from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
cow drawing got me SOBBING
I LOVE YOUR PFP SO MUCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
Tbhk fan spotted!? @@RoseSiren-nq7kr
The fact that sometimes he just gives up on the "British meme guy" persona and goes full philosopher mode.
0:47 I would just buy 2 skylanders, I would have spent it all in seconds
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
just buy stock, and after you spend whole bilion, you take the money back. Profit.
You gotta deal with the bots again
every video i remove them and they keep on coming back its sooo annoying
I like how yt does nothing about them either I saw some spamming slurs and saying "I love hearing the crys of kittens I smush" or something like that
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video”
Real nasty stuff
@@3MB3Rx134 wait UTTP
@@VaazkLShorts WOAH UR A SMART ONE
The cow drawing is fire 🔥🔥🔥
New Vaazkl lore unlocked: his grandmas name is Quora, i guess??? did i understand that correctly
5:03 when he says 'turn off computer' he sounds like he's about to cry 😭
28:33 it's a beautiful drawing, amazing, i'm getting it tattooed on my forehead
0:11 clearly the replier has never seen the SAW movies
18:15 i caught you boy, you said cereal
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
28:33 its so ugly i choked on my own spit and had to take a minute to calm myself down while tears streamed down my face
The fact that I would also die if I had to eat a tomato 😭
2:32
Do I still get the money if I am already actively gay? Or do I need to go gay squared or something?
if your actively gay² at that point, you have to go a step further into gay³
@@limoncheto thanks
16:36 Vsauce here you can run very fast .....
Or can can you? (Music intensifies)
0:44 Me buying stock: I am four paraller universes ahead of you.
When you accidentally drink Bleach instead of Acid : 😢
Bro if you're taking enough acid that it needs to be drunk, you're probably still dying
wtf
28:35
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Hearing Vaaz curse so genuinely struck a cord in my brain I didn't know existed
"if I say goodnight and am active an hour later, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed."
It's so damn true!!
51:24 11:04 pm and how I have a damn dentist appointment tomorrow
3:56 Bro summoned all the Hazbin Hotel fans
28:28 loaf of bread with legs
0:35 That's a f**king mood. Been there.
"now think of you being happy"
"BieNG BAWng"
i failed to think of myself as happy until you made that noise. happiness.
1:53 these fellas look like they're about to start a disney musical
8:15
The same way the Rock once accidentally flipped off the camera instead of doing the eyebrow raise
1.9m subs, a ton of free time and that's the cow you drew my boy.
I just got an ad for a lawnmower that dances when your national football team score
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
8:25 weren't those made by Quaker? I remember having this oatmeal a couple times and those dino eggs seemed so cool, how do they melt perfectly from the egg to the dino?
Love your drawings, man.
8:10 my friend was giving a presentation and a guy sneezed and he said shut the F up, and the teacher laughed 😂
27:48 this is surprisingly accurate for Australian history
30:27 I laughed at this for 12 minutes 😭
3:36 No, they're right. You have to use Chick-fil-A's *honey mustard* for a girlfriend.
15:53 The way he apologized for hitting his mic 😭
12:16
This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
8:22 I LOVE THAT OATMEAL!!!!
vaazkl has an army of bots and an army of sigmas
what
you mean 2 armies of mentally null people?
@@stickman69420"Mentally null" is a new sentence but completely accurate
@@stickman69420i didnt know those words could go together
@@stickman69420 Yes, null and void
5:54 I see a hole uuuhhhmmmmm but I’m a minor-
18:35
That ain't hot sauce, that's the red fuzzy creature from Chicken Little
12:36 is so fucking relatable.
0:04 Im already laughing
4:40 No, _Common sense_ is realizing it's closer to a Jelly or Jam...
9:50 between heaven and earth I alone am the good boy
I made a similar comment then saw this one and deleted it, yours is better
@@JogoatTheStrongestCurse don't doubt yourself, although I do appreciate the complement, it shouldn't be at the expense of your self worth
@@greenowl3062you dropped this 👑
I was eating cheese while watching this when I moved my hand I forgot how to hold thing and then I accidentally threw it and now I can't find it
Did I watch three hours worth of memes? Yes, yes I did.
43:28 are we all just ignoring the sign that says "EVERYBODY POOPS 10 MILLION POUNDS"
49:47 I don't know how either! VaazkL your videos make me feel better when I'm sad, mad, and scared! 😊
1:00:25 No!
51:36 2:17AM and how I messed up my own character's specific trait that they need to always be drawn with at all times
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
0:40 technically, if you gamble all 1b at once and win, you technically spent all the original 1b so you won't have a time limit
ONLY REAL KIDS KNOW ABOUT THE DINO OATMEAL BRO THAT WAS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
31:30 as a person with long curly hair i absoultely agree
11:22 Big dog tells the baby puppy: Get up and walk it off you wimp!
0:30 “cannot place structure here.”
4:36 This made me choke on my own spit.
Bro this is why I love tumblr
1:46 *I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED FUKING CHOKING*
21:11 one time my teacher accidentally gave me 195% in science
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
2:20 is most definitely a Bioshock Infinite reference (or i just have brain rot-- probably the brain rot)
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German.
So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
I SAW THE BELOVED DINOSAUR OATMEAL!!
41:41 that was educational. now those rich people know what too much potassium does to your body
DA DA PRESS BUTTON GET RUBLE
16:17 actually relateable😂
37:08 I just want to point out that 7 with a line through it is the more historical was to write it. Originally, the idea was you were counting the number of angles or points. So 1 is one point at the top, 2 was more like a Z and two points, 3 was like a sideways W and had 3 points, etc. With 7 the line through made more points.
Also keep in mind the people who developed these number symbols did not use Roman characters, so any similarity to those letters is a coincidence.
She's right. I chose to not be ticklish too because I'd get mad about being tickled and knew if I didn't laugh, they'd stop trying to tickle me.
0:33 man in the suit vibes,,,,
Who says maths?
Like do you say readings? Sciences? Lunches? Please no.. lmao
Do you say "mathematic?"
I remember the post years ago, though I'm disappointed it's still a problem
Because the difference is simply where we shorten the words
it's just (from my POV)
MATHematics vs MATHematicS (or think "Math's" since it's a contraction in my head when explained like this)
It's called maths because they do more than one equation per lesson.
It's mathematicS
@@CR1MSONACE Oh god I can barely handle one
28:35 that's an amazing drawing
5:40 best excuse i ever heard 😂
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
35:25 Worm fan spotted
Your voice is very pleasant. Makes relaxing kind of possible.
5:20 I wonder what this could be a reference to? Hmmmmmmmmmm, SASAG-
Rumbling rumbling the school year is coming
Love the content, might be unpopular opinion but have you ever considered using a dark background to not burn retinas?
41:12 this minion say “Bazinga” because it is a Sheldon minion from big bang theory, you need to learn American culture
5:24 Attack on Titan Be like
True in some way
42:05 my grandpa almost lost an arm to a goat
The hole man (trevor henderson creatures) vs The spot (spider man)
19:53 so an escape room that forces you to use the death note
36:15 i think the ice caps melted when it erupted and it kinda looked like a wig, so it got removed when erupt
6:26 as a Pokémon Unite player, I felt this
28:21 Vaaz can I hang this picture in my room like I'm a proud dad? Asking for a friend
loved the entirety of the video good memes
what do you mean the entirety
@@isacfxd3163 i wont blame you for missing the joke as it was a joke of me having "watched" the entire video after it released
i have been informed that this is hawaii.
I've had the dinosaur oatmeal! I was so happy when I found out they hatch, and I took I picture, lol
52:58 *Future me:* this is where you stopped, to continue later
54:28 they names the crow EDGAR I love that sm
I don’t have many dreams. I think most versions of me have committed suicide by now, not even joking
Don't try it. It has a 90% chance of death
You’re the last one. Complete the mission.