33:41 nah this unlocked a hidden memory. In our elementary school, there was this competition between the 5th-grade classes on which class could do the most laps. There were signs that the parents made and one said "Run like your iPad is dying"
Near my house there is a bookstore with two signs at the entrance. One says: "Push. If it doesn't work, pull. If it doesn't work, we're closed" And the other says: "No stupid people"
27:06 Fun fact: While it is not normal in America, during summer vacation one year, a student at my middle school and his father sadly both died by a heat stroke induced car accident. To honor him, a mural was made in the music hallway because he played the trumpet. Leaving my personal opinions on how he lived his life aside, his impact on that school cannot be questioned understated.
I really like your voice and humor. Also thank you for not just doing the same type of memes and saying which type of memes are being read in the title of the videos.
23:17 as someone who knows hindi, the upper part translates to 'food is prohibited on the floor' y'know India can fudge up these english signs real bad-
vaaz being randomly violently christian honestly makes me enjoy this page more xD its never when i expect it, and is usually a funnier addition than the original meme (which tbf is usually a tumblr post, as we do be kinda pro-satan on main a lot)
0:03 Actually, I remember seeing a video on this sign! It's actually rather cute once you know the context. The sign is for tourists, since local children tend to wave to them a lot, the sign was put there because they would get sad when they didn't get a wave back.
As a Canadian, I can confirm that the sign at 51:44 is accurate. At least in Alberta, I’m not sure about the other provinces. My class only got to stay inside if it was -30 or below (wind chill didn’t count).
2:01 there's actually a good reason behind this. Cheetahs have evolved purely for speed, and nothing else. They rarely reach the speeds their capable of, and they rarely kill stuff, for food or not. It's such a problem that even when they catch something to eat, they are so exausted and small that they get easily overpowered by vultures and other birds, that steal their prey, and the cheetah is too weak to defend itself. They also very commonly develop anxiety in captivity, leading to lack of breeding, or even eating, sleeping, and socialisation. Because of this, zoos often give cheetahs large dogs to play with. The most common breed for cheetah support is golden retrievers and labradors. These dogs socialise with the cheetahs, which (most of the time) makes the cheetahs way better at socialising and functioning. Without these dogs, many cheetahs would face anxiety, leading to malnutrition, insomnia, and lack of breeding. So, be thankful for these dogs, because their probably the reason the cheetah you saw actually came out! (Unless you've never seen one in person lol)
A COMPILATION! (SIGN MEMES SERIES) DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEME VIDEOS!!!
gem/rocks meme!
DAY 43 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES
You good bro?
Are you still sick?
I've seen people asking for old people memes. I would also like old people memes please.
Fun fact: cheetahs often have companion dogs to help with their anxiety
Thanks for the fact.
indeed, I found this out when watching vaazkl's videis
You mean wholesome fact
@@redant.who.becomesno it is a fun fact cause its fun for you
But why are they anxious??
If it's because they're held in a cage, why not release them?
sometimes i watch these videos not for the memes but your talkovers like the one with the bug in this video
Lmao the scream , there was true horror in that scream😂😂
1:23:02
What iS tHAt HanDle?//?/1?/?!/
33:41 nah this unlocked a hidden memory. In our elementary school, there was this competition between the 5th-grade classes on which class could do the most laps. There were signs that the parents made and one said "Run like your iPad is dying"
i like how every video bro has some random ahh bug flying into his room and sending him into a panic
I was enjoying the video and said "Hm this video is pretty long" then i checked how long it was and was like "DAM!!! 2 HOURS?!"
I just noticed after reading this comment.😳 😟
Holy shit I just noticed 😂
@@GoldenChild_jpeg hehe
@@gregebsworth7914 lol
2:16:12 actually 🤓🤓
Near my house there is a bookstore with two signs at the entrance.
One says: "Push. If it doesn't work, pull. If it doesn't work, we're closed"
And the other says: "No stupid people"
12:25 that "EEBY DEEBY" got me rolling on the floor
I’ve been giggling for 10 minutes straight at “EEBY DEEBY☺️☺️”
@@ADoohickeythingy ur pfp: I HATE YOU!!
5:14 the fact that he has “weed smokers” in the list of religions
yeah
And that Jewish has no money in it
@goomanhlr5697 it's because there are hardly any jews at all...
I was hoping someone else would notice that lol!
Most likely in a area with little Jews and as a jew you ain't getting my money
16:43 Last Christmas, I gave YAMAHA but the very next day, you gave it HUAWEI this year to save me from tears, I give it to SAMSUNG special.
27:06 Fun fact: While it is not normal in America, during summer vacation one year, a student at my middle school and his father sadly both died by a heat stroke induced car accident. To honor him, a mural was made in the music hallway because he played the trumpet. Leaving my personal opinions on how he lived his life aside, his impact on that school cannot be questioned understated.
0:32 remember that bang chan is always watching
Lmao I was looking for this comment
8:44 bet they'll regret the no puking in toilet part of the sign when someone vomits all over the floor.
13:50 it's to count how much deer meat it can store. For hunting and stuff.
VaazkL laughing with a bee makes me so incredibly happy
Edit: 1:23:00 DAMMIT THE SECOND I LEAVE THE TAB I GET JUMP SCARED
bro finally realized it's ominous
Hearing you freak out over a bug and say you'd get your parents to get rid og it was funny!
only true flamingo fans will understand die mart
Flamingo is love, Flamingo is life
FLAMENGO
“Welcome to Die Mart. Who do you want to die?”
FLAMENGO
0:21 Mr Cage arm
💀
Hello big shot 0:29
the thing flying into your room 😭😭😭 caught me off guard while using this as bg noise
1:23:02
Legend says hes still waiting for someone to take his shift what a chad
Did ***YOU*** know double cheese burgers?
1:34-1:40 was a wild time to close my eyes
46:16 misney makes them pay is the lawers slogan and they have been slowly changing them for marketing. Its acually very smart.
I really like your voice and humor. Also thank you for not just doing the same type of memes and saying which type of memes are being read in the title of the videos.
45:14 DO. NOT. INSULT. THE. FUNNY. SKELETON. MAN!
Sans
Roses are red
I need a monometer
5:33
22:39 I love that Rufus Rex song
I love how "WEED-SMOKERS" is on there, implying that smoking weed is a ritual for the religion of weed smokers
Having to pause the video because the bug getting into your room because that moment was too much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:23 The dog reminds me of an old show called the Twisted Whiskers Show ToT
3:36 I once saw a restaurant in China that's name was "Bad Ass Lamb Chops".
57:26 we have an insomnia cookies in my town and they are wonderful.
1:23:03 THE FACT THAT HE KEPT THIS PART IN IS HILARIOUS
Fun fact: ive been watching VaazkL almost all day
9:41 nice entry level job
Too entry level
i have never clicked a sign video faster, which i hope is good news
1:07 yup
32:20 So that is squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
3:23 Slammed me to the floor laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:56 this had me CRYING LAUGHING and dying on the floor 😂😂💀💀💀
2:00 yoshi’s woolly world mentioned, I have been summoned
2:40 This Is A Real Sign I’ve Been Both Places
14:55 jesus christ they really hate dave
9:34 lmao i live in brisbane
4:23 Holy crap I have that at home
Brodie Food Mat looks so cool
19:37 the comma makes it so much funnier
23:17 as someone who knows hindi, the upper part translates to 'food is prohibited on the floor' y'know India can fudge up these english signs real bad-
vaaz being randomly violently christian honestly makes me enjoy this page more xD its never when i expect it, and is usually a funnier addition than the original meme (which tbf is usually a tumblr post, as we do be kinda pro-satan on main a lot)
11:17 oh my it exists. It actually exists. THERE ARE CLOTHES AT SOUP
wait.. WHAT THAT EXISTS??????????????????????????
11:17 HOLY SHIT THIS UNLOCKED A CILDHOOD MEMORY
1:37:09
You missed the funniest part! The man next to it is riding a unicycle, because that's the only thing allowed!
0:03 Actually, I remember seeing a video on this sign! It's actually rather cute once you know the context. The sign is for tourists, since local children tend to wave to them a lot, the sign was put there because they would get sad when they didn't get a wave back.
3:02 i happen to speak dutch, but i laughed so hard
We have posters of sports teams in our school. Usually only the Basketball teams though. They're pretty cool.
0:22 I believe his name is Bellamy
9:26 Nobody tell them about the mile (and exit) 420 signs on I-20 in Texas.
Fun fact Australia is actually accurate with signs so that is fake
2:35 That's simply genius
3 seconds in and already read a word wrong
I’m embroidering poop into a paper towael
8:20 that is a funny undertale reference in greater dog’s area
mate, maybe you should look at the photos before the captions :p love these though
8:20 maybe a undertale joke
The guy from Coraline is Mr. Bobinski
5:13 yo i didn't know weed smokers was a religon
7:17 dear god
0:46 I, personally, am a BODYGUARD.
The way thou said nova scotia is now how I'm going to say it from here on
8:08 the fact he is reading it the way it was supposed to be
As a Canadian, I can confirm that the sign at 51:44 is accurate. At least in Alberta, I’m not sure about the other provinces. My class only got to stay inside if it was -30 or below (wind chill didn’t count).
“70000 teeth cant be wrong.”
OH YES IT IS
Beware of death of laughing at signs
What
0:53 this resonates with me
5:16 why is one of the religions “Weed smokers”
Rastafarians
23:20 - 23:23 is (what i think) a reference to west Vernor Ave from icp (insane clown posse) "We gonna ride down to West Vernor Avenue "
8:31 this looks straight out of Dark Deception
16:24 bruh i got the same birthday card. still have it.
It's pronounced "Nova Sc-oh-shuh" not "Nova Scott yuh"
Nov Ya Scon Chah - As we Canadians say.
@@darkshado124 im canadian and i dont call it that same with my family
@@rabert5069 You must be from Quebec then. We say that here in Saskatchewan.
☝️🤓
@@princeleefelixyou are a kpop fan.
1:23:04the bug: CLOSE YOUR WINDOOOOOWWW
I saw the 'Dude, its your birthday' card with the horrific looking dog in a local CVS actually!
I cried that night
4:10 My Canadian ass physically reacted to hearing Nova Scotia get pronounced as "Nova Scotty-a"
16:45 I love raspberries as well
Hearing him say nova scottea enrages me
true pain is not knowing how the last meme ends 😔
2:01 there's actually a good reason behind this.
Cheetahs have evolved purely for speed, and nothing else. They rarely reach the speeds their capable of, and they rarely kill stuff, for food or not. It's such a problem that even when they catch something to eat, they are so exausted and small that they get easily overpowered by vultures and other birds, that steal their prey, and the cheetah is too weak to defend itself. They also very commonly develop anxiety in captivity, leading to lack of breeding, or even eating, sleeping, and socialisation. Because of this, zoos often give cheetahs large dogs to play with. The most common breed for cheetah support is golden retrievers and labradors. These dogs socialise with the cheetahs, which (most of the time) makes the cheetahs way better at socialising and functioning. Without these dogs, many cheetahs would face anxiety, leading to malnutrition, insomnia, and lack of breeding. So, be thankful for these dogs, because their probably the reason the cheetah you saw actually came out! (Unless you've never seen one in person lol)
5:15 the top right one is crazy
22:28 lmao my dad has that sign in his office 😂
2 hours of funny signs, yes ✨ P L E A S E ✨
The worst road sign in Australia: "No toilets next 200 km"
I can testify that I have seen stuff moved by two men and a truck.
1:11:52 hey, that sign whas in a math textbook of mine
19:59 A funny thing about that sign is that he's walking up the stairs
31:19 that was literally in my old school-
Nova Sco-t-eea
It's nova sco-sh-ia
0:48 by the each 😂😂😂
13:50 its the amount of deer you can fit it the freezer
16:33 pet reptiles eating like kings today
8:11 i saw that when searching for a different meme
8:13 out of any country, I didn’t expect Japan to have a smiling Lady cocking a gun