FUNNIEST YEARBOOK QUOTES
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I found one of my school’s old yearbooks. Oliver K. Sheerin, class of 1951. Favorite pastime: “doing nothing.” Secret ambition: “to overthrow the United States government.” At the height of McCarthyism. And he ended up working for the military.
He can still fulfil that secret ambition 😈
@@seaweedbrain2933 He died in 2013 according to Google
Lol 😂
@@seaweedbrain2933fr 😂
@@seaweedbrain2933 eyo???
My yearbook quote was "I have teeth, and they aren't mine" and years later I still think it's the best thing I've ever done...
I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@crummybunny777i report this everywhere ❤
@@crummybunny777 oh my god shut up
mine was "if you want to win you musnt lose
@crummybunny974 what the fuck are you talking about bro
I love the Nguyens WE ARE NOT RELATED yearbook collab. I’ve seen that before on yearbook quotes compilations and it always makes me chuckle
I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@crummybunny777Shut
@@crummybunny777don’t care, god is fake
Uh.. thanks
Uh.. thanks
"if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport" is crazy 💀💀
This is my most liked comment🥳
Fr, but it’s true 😭
Yeah he ain’t wrong
It wouldn't be an airport, it'd be the whole of outer space where there's no gravity and they just float around forever
@@Aliix458Bro was on to absolutely nothing💀
So it would be the next New York-JFK?
Kevin has begun his asian dad character arc.
I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
He has
1:06 is the Kevin
LOL THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Steven
8:11
That ain't a school yearbook, or a hit list.
That's the death note.
I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@crummybunny974 No one gives a #### bot.
Live action.
@@crummybunny777
*No I don't think I will*
If you wanna spread God's love, you have to ask people first. Not everyone wants to be a part of Christianity, and that's okay. Everyone has the agency to chose, you shouldn't force this kind of stuff where it doesn't belong.
@@specshade807 it would probably suck but yeah
My senior quote was “Asking why about all these unknowns is what gets us excited”- Senku Ishigami. Dr. Stone ch. 231.
@@Marskirakun_Prime I'm using this
Based quote from a based character
1:20 Nguyen is extremely common in Vietnam. I'm studying in Japan and my girlfriend is a Nguyen. About at least 60% of the other Vietnamese students are also Nguyens
"Nguyen" - me when heard about name popularity.
Same in Australia. In high school there were 8 Vietnamese people in my grade and 7 of them were Nguyens.
Thank the French.
@@zacharytang3840 What the? I don't recall the French having anything to do with the surname at all.
@@vibinmikegothyped3270 The French in Indochina assigned the name Nguyen to farmers who didn’t have a surname if I recall, after the Nguyen Dynasty.
4:42 bro seriousely got a JoJo reference in his own year book, absolute legend.
Yoshikage Kira : My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.
Yoshikage Kira : My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
Yoshikage Kira : I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
Yoshikage Kira : I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.
Yoshikage Kira : That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.
Yoshikage Kira : Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
damn it, i was gonna say that@@martusmartus8976
Bro put a JoJo reference and thought we wouldn’t notice
Rightt?
7:03 WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.!?
"I don't remember eating a sexy beast" got me
7:26 THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED
4:44 that guy is legendary for dressing up like Yoshikage Kira
JoJo reference!!!
That’s exactly what I said
I just realized his necktie 💀
My yearbook quote was “Wow, I’m glad it’s over”. Surprised to find out they actually put it in 😂
If the lottery is a 50/50 chance of winning why can't i just buy two tickets
Because its like a 0.838846438%
Because it would then be a 75% chance of winning
If you spend all your life savings on scratch tickets you'll win the lotto for sure
Because that's not how chances work. Yeah, woooosh me all you want, fuck this meme, it sucks ass
@@ammr3870it WOULD??… (:
1:11 oh i feel so bad for this dude
If we exclude the lgbtwhateverthefuck meanings, gay would mean happy, so hes happylord
The Amazing World Of Gumball, featuring friendly neighbour Gaylord Robinson who’s name hasn’t been an issue for anyone for 15 years until people found out about it.
9:26 Shoutout to Stephanie
10:41 He did it, after all these years of asking "honey where is my supersuit" hs found his supersuit, truly a beautiful story
0:44 Holy shit that's wild 💀💀
Man had turn into a furry lmao
@@deanender14-jx4toit's nothing about furries what are u on
@@owouwuilyihy nah just saying, I’m proud of them xd
1 don't get it, could you explain it?
@@KumatorasLittleCutie-Pie google "morning wood"
"If I am what I eat, then why is eating other people considered a crime?"
Wait. . 😨
Identity theft.
@@kwonunn yaaaayy 😍
I've thought of this, and my only conclusion is that cannibalism is considered "inhumane", which does make this an eternal paradox but...
VaazkL I sincerely thank you for all the memes, as they made each day a little better.
I copy n paste this everywhere❤
And no one talks about repentance, God will never lower his standards to be okay with your sins, sins is very serious in the eyes of God hes holy and righteous and it seperates us from him❤
Demons exist, and the devil comes to steal kill and destroy and uses people to do so❤
Btw telling the demon to stay doesnt do anything unless you have the holy spirit you arent safe.
People: okay please stay this is your place❤
Demon: okay
People: **leaves**
Demon: **Goes with them anyway**
Demons arent gonna make it obvious they are there so yeah.
Demons are fallen angels that uses the form of our passed away loved ones to make us believe ghost exist and the souls of the person we knew still remains here❤❤
Astrology is demonic before my relationship with God I would always do zodiac signs literally just a bunch of sins put into each one I bet if everyone was sinless zodiac signs wouldn't make sense and literally a cover up for demons❤
Hearts are deceitful above all things, listen to God❤
Depression can be a demon you may need deliverance❤
God said unless you're born again spiritually u will not enter the kingdom of heaven also God doesn't judge us by our good works he's judging us by our sins Gods standards are so high he's that HOLY saying oh my God is using Gods name in vain it's called blasphemy ❤
To get to heaven you must believe with all your heart that Jesus died and rose again paid full price for your sins repent and receive his Holy spirit.
RUclipsrs I recommend
Impact videos ministries
David diga Hernandez
IsaiahSaldivar
Mapalo
DLM christian lifestyle
Billy garham
Danial adams
Living waters
Okay now pray this to be saved and to get to heaven pray out loud
Jesus I confess that you are my lord and savior
I believe in my heart that God raised you from the dead I ask to receive your holy spirit and I repent of my sins with your help❤ by faith in your word I receive salvation now
Thank you for saving me! I am now reborn a christian a child of almighty God I am saved thank you Jesus! *Be genuine when praying this*
Watch videos on how to receive Gods holy spirit on YT
God creates Jesus redeems The holy spirit changes
Now our good deeds and works we think are good are like filthy rags in the eyes of God
Things to get rid of in your home
1sage
2dream catchers
3crystals
4crystal ball
5ouija board
6 tarot and angel cards
7religious statues
8demonic movies music or video games
9soul times items
10pornography
Now like a theif robbing a store, demons won't make it obvious they are there unless they have to.
Now know you can't save yourself Jesus said I am the way the truth and the life
You have insurance on your house if it ever caught on fire which rarely happens but when it comes to your soul, you play with it like you have forever to make your choice which you don't
150k+ people Die everyday and you never know when it may be you
God spent 9 months shaping and forming you before you were born but only 7 days on earth you're fearfully and wonderfully made beautiful in the eyes of God❤
Don't waste time Hearts are deceitful above all things ask God for wisdom and understanding we are just tiny humans with a 3 pound brain and our imaginations cannot go beyond what we already know❤
Your souls is so valuable both Satan and God want it but it's your choice who you will serve
You serve the devil when you
Lie
Hate
Blasphemy
Disobey
Lazy
Gossip
Gluttony
Wanting what others have cause what God has for you is for you he will never deliver your male to someone else's house
Hate
And unforgivness
And cussing murder and more
And once you die, you're locked with your choice of where you're spending eternity God doesn't care about you doing more good then bad cause he's not judging that God never said that's the way to heaven
So who's lying you or God? Be serious about this❤
God is holy and righteous God is love
So either you would play around because you don't believe hell exist or you don't believe you're going there but the bible makes it very clear
The path to destruction is wide and easy many are on it the path to eternal life is hard and nerrow very few find it and to get into heaven u can only enter through the nerrow gate❤
You dont have to wait until you die to know if youre going to heaven you can know right now 100% where youre going❤
Satan doesnt rule hell this is a myth when lucifer known as satan now became prideful and rebelled against God he took many angels with him Demons are fallen angels we live in a spirital and physical world so hell was made for punishment for satan and his angels and the reason why people go there is because they Align themsleves with the devil in SIN!
Sin separates us from God and the wages of sin is death if youre found guilty with one sin on judgment day you will not enter the kingdom of heaven so the thing is We us humans broken Gods law and jesus paid the fine! So the good news is you dont have to go to hell if you accept him as your lord and savior!
God offered us eternal life as a free gift and you receive it by faith! You dont have to work for it you dont have to pay all you have to do is receive it by faith❤
Don't expect Gods best when you always give him your least don't reject him anymore let him come in and change your life❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
U good?
I relate to Kevin Chang's quote on a spiritual level.
"I cheated on all my exams" 5:00 NAH BROS FINNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL 😂
My quote was rather recent as I graduated this year, but I borrowed a quote from Bruce Lee,” knowledge will give you power. but character, respect.”
1:33
He is Carlos²
"I'm not funny, I'm mean but people think I'm joking" is a great one
"Stay safe... Eat Cake." She's got a point 🤣
7:13 sebastian martin is something else
7:57
BLINK MODE:ACTIVATED
HELLO FELLO BLINK I WELCOME U
“If the earth is flat ten explain how my life has been going downhill consistently” - 🗿🍷
3:20 Andrew, that quote might make people like 100% of you. Cheer up
5:35 an aro lets go :D
HIIIIIIIIIII FELLOW AROACE!
@@zalizumd27 HIIII :D
I had to look up who 0:00 was, instantly ruined.
Made the rest of the video all the more funny.
Genius, to be honest.
wait he is a criminal!? or something??
Edit: HE IS NIKOCADO WHAT
WHAT
I KNEW HE LOOKED VAGUELY FAMILIAR
🤯🤯@@starryskies0
Ok but Amith had the best one ever. 😂
1:01 bro out here lookin like a pikmin
4:44 dude took his pic in the kira drip, respect
Literally at Mista's most hated time stamp
Nicholas Perry underwent a whole transformation arc 💀
As a yearbook I approve
As a person in a yearbook I approve
@@CloudyClouds- As the guy who writes the stuff in a yearbook I approve
@@DexNathanAs a yearbook photographer I approve
@@Kazooha221As the camera used for the yearbook, I approve
@@alphanumeric6582As the quote in the yearbook, I approve
4:23
*top left corner*
“Do we have a Ben Dover in here?”
2:28 funny as hell!! Ima use this one my siblings!!
5:28 I think Blaine has been watching too much Star Wars with Sam ...
Where my Gleeks at this Christmas ?
More like a guy who thinks his school is "totally awesome"
2:55 took me a second to get what it meant
I literally laughed when I saw the D’s
0:02
It took me a minute…
Same lol….
6:12 as they should! Bestest doggo
“ Master has given Megan a diploma… Megan is freeeee! “ Only real HP fans understoon that one lmaoo 😭😭
Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES NEVER GOT THIS MUCH!!!
Right hereeeee❤
Potterheads assemble!
I'm not a true HP fan and I still recognized that line
That's literally a common/memorable line in only the second film/book. Even as just a casual/ex fan I got it immediately. Lmao it's not like it's particularly obscure.
As a die hard HP fan (started reading at 6, yes I am a minor) I burst out laughing, fell off my seat and was laughing on the floor for a hard second.
2:18 homegirl has some serious beef with pineapples
3:12 someone finally understands. I used to get waking nightmares of needles.
Trypanophobia
7:49 this is literally the same spot im at in stranger things 😂
yo this random but its been two months, have u finished stranger things yet?
@@ArizonaicedTea-cv2uk yup. finished it back in I think the end of january
The homestuck is at 4:13, perfection!
there was like a total of 4 homestuck references in this vid lol
I didn't realize more than one person read that....comic.....story......website.......thing.
I did until it got too hard to follow. Basically up until he finally found his dad or something.
The guy that came up with that story was very creative, I'll give him that.
Dang, now I need to go look it up again.
@@natedraws4071 but that one is on the epic number
@@TehButterflyEffectDON’T FINISH IT! You will lose ALL of your sanity and every time you see any keyword from the book you will feel the overwhelming sensation of all the voices in your head screaming “HOMESTUCK REFERENCE!” for at least the next 2 years.
@@TehButterflyEffectYou will (not) regret this decision in any way, shape or form. Or whatever concept you'll still have unscathed after striding through Paradox Space.
"Solidarity with your enemy, is the thing, that's makes you closer to defeat"
Pretty sure 1:06 is a Billy and Mandy couch gag quote
Darn! you beat me to it. Lol
0:56 Carlos is the true
Merry Christmas and thanks for making me smile
We need more content of your cat
Definitely more cat content
"It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail." (Kevin Chang) These are words to live by
5:44 is crazyy
1:22 Nguyen must be a really common surname wherever they are
Vietnam.
Actually, I know like, twenty people with the surname “Bui”.
@@BlazeFiresoulim gonna be honest ly, nguyen, le, bui, van, tran (not the rainbow people) are common surnames here
@@khoaitaynuong1062 huynh?
4:28 Bro was devious af 💀
They looked like twins welpppp
@@Thisshawtyaintded Sweet home alabama
My senior quote is "Wake up, Get up, Get Out There," almost no one knows that it is a Persona 5 reference, I was super into that game at the time.
My quote was:
YOU SHALL NOT PAASSSSSSS
the little gandalf in my head before every test
OMG 0:22 THAT’S AN EMO PHILLIPS LINE
nobody else cares but he’s my favorite comedian it just made me so happy
0:01 - 0:04 “it might seem crazy what i’m ‘bouta say…”
You deserve so many more subscribers :)
Merry Christmas 🎄, thanks for the laughs
Merry Christmas Vaaskl
0:57 I don't understand a single thing about this but it got a chuckle out of me ngl
When I graduate in 2 years, I want mine to be: 'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because... well, it's over'.
-Atticus.
A funny thing about this video is that you can just pick a random photo, write whatever you want and people will not makes questions, just laugh.
Pretty sure I wasn't in my senior yearbook. I looked for myself and everything, but I couldn't find me. Which is pretty fitting, since I hated being there.
Merry Christmas, Vaazkl!
This is the first I've seen of your long videos. ^^
Petition for more tinkerbell the cat✋
You're my favourite meme reading guy.
If I could go back, My senior quote would be “Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
1:25 - Consistently
Con-sis-tent-lee
Randey chung got me dying😭😭 3:30
the qoute i wanted : i like women the way i like my weed, i have never had weed.
the qoute i used: wherever i go, the wind follows (context: i was called the wind)
That quote you used really just makes it sound like you fart a lot.
@@TehButterflyEffect for some extra context. I was called the wind after making a funny, slightly inappropriate joke that stuck around mixed in with a line from spider verse from Spiderman noir
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep” That’s so funny. That’s totally something I would say around 13-16. Nowadays, Love feels so good 😊
Merry Christmas, Vaaz!
13:53 in one of my yearbooks someone did this
2:06 lla'Y tnew ot hgiH loohcs ,I tnew ot loohcs hgiH
Y'all went to high school?, i went to high school high💀
7:35 i love how he added animal crossing music
You sooooooooooo did not give the supersuit quote justice, but I was still laughing my balls off
4:24 is there really a guy named Ben Dover?
No, his real name is Mike Hunt.
3:45 Watching him mispronounce and stutter while pronouncing her name is just so funny to me it's literally a simple African name
(This is not meant to be rude I know most non black people sometimes can't pronounce African names properly )
6:39 THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough
7:54 THATS MY JENNIE
That's FAKE, stupid blink...
BACK OFF SHES MINE
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
That… looks like my mother (same name 🫣)
JENNIE IS MINE
7:20
Most based quote ever.
tank top and shit haircut is the incel uniform
1:32 "Montgomery Montgomery" from a Series of Unfortunate Events type beat
My cousins senior quote was, "if I got a nickel for every time [principal name] told me to shave, I'd have enough to buy the school a new tennis court"
11:15 chances are im wooshing myself, but im pretty sure the joke wasn't about him having 50m networth but having increased the US M2 Money supply from 14T to 20T in about 5 years as chairman of the Federal Reserve.
Merry Christmas Vaazkl 🎄
merry christmas to you too fellow ace
@@mazzy_ivy thank you, you too! 😊🎄
Merry Christmas 🎄
10:29 well, he is a good man
4:42 that killer queen attire tho
It’s past 12, merry Christmas VaazkL. 😊
0:34 im actually going to use this one
1:06 The level of competitiveness this guy has is godly.
5:28 DARREN CRISS ?! 😂