12:38 actually Within 36 hours, Pheidippides covered 153 miles, the actual marathon was the last stretch of his running where he died. He didn’t ride a horse because the terrain was treacherous with constant ascending and descending. Most marathons ran by people are flat which is by far easier. What he accomplished at the time was absolutely insane even by today’s standards.
@@heinzhaupthaar5590 Well, ultramarathon runners exist and I’ve seen them go over 300 miles in distance in a race. One in Moab Utah ( a literal desert) has a distance of 240 miles with treacherous terrain. Temperatures can massively fluctuate from a 90+ degrees in the day to nearly freezing at night. Death on these courses and definitely within the realm of possibilities if you get lost or massive fatigue. While the standards can reach higher today, it isn’t by a massive margin. Honestly I’m convinced long distance runners are a different breed of people.
Running distance was one of the only things I was good at in high school and it becomes fun especially when you run with friends. Although I will probably never be an ultra marathon runner.
And I'm pretty sure he participated in a skirmish for an hour or so in their too, right? Like, he was in the battle for a bit before he got pulled aside to go warn everyone about it?
A *beach hole digging* is an observed phenomenon in which a group of guys, separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to dug a hole in the sand, forming a continuously increasing hole that attracts more males. This hole is commonly known as a "death hole" because the males might eventually die of exhaustion.
As a male, the death by exhaustion is a myth. Eventually, someone will show up with ice cold beer to keep the war effort going. It may take a couple of hours, but there will be a fellow man with a cooler of cold beer ready to re-fuel us as we work. He will oftentimes join in to contribute, and allows anyone who is actively helping to dig the sand trench to grab a beer when they want, but is very protective of his cooler and will sense if someone not affiliated with the trench digging joins and will confront the thief.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 The thief will then be “taken care of” by all those who are participating and not currently stuck in the 10ft deep hole we have dug
i'm probably just imagining things, but the sadness/depression in your voice is starting to go away, and i'm proud of you whatever it is you are doing to improve, keep at it bro!
6:14 literally went through that with a friend. And as someone who went through that I can say for a fact shit hurts badly but it’s also really nice to just get someone like that out of your life after realizing how much effort you were putting in and how little effort they’d put in
The same with me. Me and a friend used to talk a lot, but suddenly she stopped talking back, so i just moved on, i will not spend time and energy on something that will not give fruits
My dad had Parkinson's, so he couldn't talk shit once I figured that out. The few times he tried I said, "Oh my bad," and started wildly shaking the light around, asking him if this was more what he was used to.
No dad here, but I used to do that for my older brother and I'd get tired of his shit and just walk off. Learned at an early age never take shit from anyone for any reason. When I became a dad if I got frustrated I made a concerted effort to not behave like that. I found it easier to cope just by talking about what I was doing, explaining the why's and hows as well as I could and shit just got easier.
A story to tell related to the thumbnail: me and my brother (both male) were on vacation at a random beach almost no one knew about and we were playing by a stream we then decided to build a dam we started building, and after about 4 tries to make a dam and it works, some random guy decides to help too then another guy came along later and then that continues gradually until there were about 10 people who were all male (except for a little girl throwing seaweed on the dam) working with us we then finished the dam and me and my bro had to eat supper when we came back the next day, it still held up then in the afternoon some stupid teens trampled the dam and destroying something we worked on and and put more effort in it then we ever had i am still sad about it
0:10 I am really surprised that you put in the effort to do a REALLY good alien voice, like I'm deadass rn, that's the best alien voice on yt especially in this context. I love to see it.
If I saw someone dressed in a Lakitu costume holding that sign while I run a lap, you bet I'm going to sprint that last one even if my lungs are crying in agony.
You know, I might end up being "that girl" in a lot of guys memories... I don't really hold back on the compliments, if I thought "He has nice eyes" I'd tell him that, no hesitation. I'm glad that my words might end up being a core memory for someone :)
They definitely are, I started singing as a hobby when I was 16 because when I was coming home from judo practice my mother said I have a nice voice. that's one of the few compliments I've ever gotten
Was told I had beautiful eyes by two women a couple years back. I was probably 23 at the time. It was the second time I’d ever been complimented, and the first in a way I appreciated.
Saw a meme talking about the lady who was frantic about needing eggs in the opening number and the guy in that same song singing, "That's too expensive" and how it's all because of Gaston hoarding all the damm eggs LOL
do yall think that god programmes guys to do certain things that fulfil 99% of our personalities and stuff and then the last 1% is just put on randomizer for each dude
@@OnyxStudiosGG if that's the direction you're going, remember girls can also get physically hard in that aspect too, but it's not noticeable (of course, bruh)
Me and my brother saw a meme about battling each other with rolls of wrapping paper and now we are in a shop discussing wether Christmas or stars has better stability when whacking stripes and spots.
The guys being catcalled and loving it is the same reason we overtip some servers barbers baristas etc. A little compliment goes a long way for men cause we don't get complimented.
4:15 OK, but, lads, ever wonder why with a stick? Surprisingly there is an actual reason. When wandering on a bog or marsh, you can use a stick to test whether the ground is safe to walk on. Having a stick may save your life someday!
7:45 Happen to me and my friend. We only meet up like 3-4 times a year but we both became busy with life that the only time we spoke to each other is when xmas or new year is coming. After 5 years i finally had the time to visit him. Was so shocked he already has a kid and loving wife. Told him i thought his gay. Really relatable
"I never make the same mistake twice, I do it 6 or 7 times to be sure." You know, that might just be one of the best lines/wisdoms I heard all year. Oddly encouraging as well.
Me and my friends dug a 6 foot hole to barrier me in well at the beach on our band trip. We dug with only a frisbee, it was one of the best 4 hours of my life
10:34 if Optimus have me a speech, my muscles become supercharged and my skin becomes invincible. Anyone after hearing that man’s speeches would take them on and win
That thumbnail meme about walking in the forest with a stick is a very gender netrual thing. As a little girl I lived in a neighbor hood with tons of woods and creeks. I had a pocket knife that I would cut sticks with and then whittle then into spears. Those years where there was always a new section of woods to wander were some of the best of my childhood.
@@MybodyYourChoiceI had a friend who lived across the street and we would run around making little bases and making up names for random plants and berries.
@@MybodyYourChoice Do you remember the sound of the wind blowing through the pine trees? Or the gray skies coupled with the cool autumn air scented by the wild grasses and fallen leaves? What about the sound of running water coming from the creak between the hills? There, you'd jump from rock to rock, balancing yourself in an effort to keep your feet dry. Perhaps maybe you remember the bramble? walls of thorny vines that you had no choice but to navigate through. You wore baggy clothes to avoid getting scratched but there was always that one thorn that broke through. Do you remember the forest? do you? DO YOU? WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE FOREST?
Because I spent my entire childhood studying for an exam. Test paper after test paper, worksheet after worksheet, it never ended. The only thing I remember is the yellow tinted sodium lights and the desperation. and the feeling of exhaustion. The only sound I remember is of scribbling pencils and the flipping of pages. My entire childhood eventually boiled down to an exam I messed up. @@arandomcanadian4179
10:50 the torches are actually put there to warm up the surrounding air enough that the frost doesn’t damage the grape vines, otherwise they will lose the harvest. They are usually fire barrels or small fire pits though and not torches.
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12:38 actually Within 36 hours, Pheidippides covered 153 miles, the actual marathon was the last stretch of his running where he died. He didn’t ride a horse because the terrain was treacherous with constant ascending and descending. Most marathons ran by people are flat which is by far easier. What he accomplished at the time was absolutely insane even by today’s standards.
@@heinzhaupthaar5590 Well, ultramarathon runners exist and I’ve seen them go over 300 miles in distance in a race. One in Moab Utah ( a literal desert) has a distance of 240 miles with treacherous terrain. Temperatures can massively fluctuate from a 90+ degrees in the day to nearly freezing at night. Death on these courses and definitely within the realm of possibilities if you get lost or massive fatigue.
While the standards can reach higher today, it isn’t by a massive margin. Honestly I’m convinced long distance runners are a different breed of people.
Running distance was one of the only things I was good at in high school and it becomes fun especially when you run with friends. Although I will probably never be an ultra marathon runner.
as a greek, he died after delivering a message of the athenian's victory at Marathon, and began to ran back before dying.
Me in the corner: “No one else realizes that we’re not actually flexing on the guy that made the marathon be a thing”
And I'm pretty sure he participated in a skirmish for an hour or so in their too, right? Like, he was in the battle for a bit before he got pulled aside to go warn everyone about it?
imagine just turning on tv with your gf and she has no idea why you’re understanding these memes
Imagine having a girlfriend or is it just me who has to imagine that
Sorry, buuuuuut
* You're *
girls are scary though
@@chestnut_dudeyour not alone
I don't need a gf to be the only one in the room who understands something
I don't need one at all......
I feel like the sadness in his voice is slowly going away
yes
y e s
He’s happy again
Because he relates to the memes
Yeah he said he's recording less at night now
When you start digging a hole, every man in a mile radius knows what he must do.
We building trenches bois!
*dig*
Diggy Diggy hole.
We’re going to china is where were going
True
A *beach hole digging* is an observed phenomenon in which a group of guys, separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to dug a hole in the sand, forming a continuously increasing hole that attracts more males. This hole is commonly known as a "death hole" because the males might eventually die of exhaustion.
Im putting this on wikipedia, ill credit you for research 🙂
🏆 Best comment award
damn… we’re ants
As a male, the death by exhaustion is a myth. Eventually, someone will show up with ice cold beer to keep the war effort going. It may take a couple of hours, but there will be a fellow man with a cooler of cold beer ready to re-fuel us as we work. He will oftentimes join in to contribute, and allows anyone who is actively helping to dig the sand trench to grab a beer when they want, but is very protective of his cooler and will sense if someone not affiliated with the trench digging joins and will confront the thief.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 The thief will then be “taken care of” by all those who are participating and not currently stuck in the 10ft deep hole we have dug
i'm probably just imagining things, but the sadness/depression in your voice is starting to go away, and i'm proud of you whatever it is you are doing to improve, keep at it bro!
6:14 literally went through that with a friend. And as someone who went through that I can say for a fact shit hurts badly but it’s also really nice to just get someone like that out of your life after realizing how much effort you were putting in and how little effort they’d put in
same bro I just began going through that with a friend, it's tough but it will be for the better eventually. Best of luck
Thanks man, good luck to you too
💯🙏
The same with me. Me and a friend used to talk a lot, but suddenly she stopped talking back, so i just moved on, i will not spend time and energy on something that will not give fruits
As a guy, I can confirm that these memes are memes
As a meme, I can confirm that these guys are guys.
@@Ardoy9761 as a these i can confirm these these are these
can we just appreciate how good vaazkl's alien voice is absolutely god tier
absolutely the perfect enviorment for memes
I love holding a flashlight for my father only to be verbally abused for 17 straight hours 🥰
Ik 😭
My dad had Parkinson's, so he couldn't talk shit once I figured that out. The few times he tried I said, "Oh my bad," and started wildly shaking the light around, asking him if this was more what he was used to.
@@MarvelousBlazebased
No dad here, but I used to do that for my older brother and I'd get tired of his shit and just walk off. Learned at an early age never take shit from anyone for any reason. When I became a dad if I got frustrated I made a concerted effort to not behave like that. I found it easier to cope just by talking about what I was doing, explaining the why's and hows as well as I could and shit just got easier.
I think we all need an emotional support silly little guy.
that's what puppers and die Katze are for. (die Katze is German for the Cat.)
10:37 Jermey Wade had to end the show because he fought every known large freshwater fish. He caught them all.
When your main financial burden comes to comfort you. That chit had me rollin!😂
As A Fellow Guy i agree.
Your comment had 8 likes and then i saw it had 7 likes, so im giving you a like to fill the gap
If Optimus Prime gave a speech about committing the worse crimes against humanity, I would do it
Autobots commit arson- you got it boss
If Optimus gave a speech on why sexism is important, I would do it....... because it's Optimus Prime 💪🏾
@@douglasbullet6456exactly
I would commit atrocities if Optimus prime gave me a speech on why I should
Just be careful that you weren’t listening to Nemesis.
I legit was thinking about ancient rome last night
Oh, so you think of ancient Rome do you?
Name every Roman soldier
🔫🔫🔫
Me too! I often think about ancient Rome, especially when playing CK3 or watching Tasting History.
@@loaf_of_milk Legion.
@@Romulus_Wolf touche
SPARTA
13:41 Damn, bro's got Captain Raymond Holt as their dad? Lucky
RIP tho
Yeeesss
Rip
Finding a stick like that is awesome
A story to tell related to the thumbnail:
me and my brother (both male) were on vacation at a random beach almost no one knew about and we were playing by a stream
we then decided to build a dam
we started building, and after about 4 tries to make a dam and it works, some random guy decides to help too
then another guy came along later and then that continues gradually until there were about 10 people who were all male (except for a little girl throwing seaweed on the dam) working with us
we then finished the dam and me and my bro had to eat supper
when we came back the next day, it still held up
then in the afternoon some stupid teens trampled the dam and destroying something we worked on and and put more effort in it then we ever had
i am still sad about it
they might have destroyed the dam because it was detrimental to obstruct the stream
@@xenalin1 If it was big enough to be important, it would not be stopped by a makeshift sand dam.
That damn was destroyed by assholes.
*readies armory* show me
“Men spend on average of 7 hrs a year hiding in the bathroom for peace and quiet” 7hrs a year?! Fuck I’m easily at 7 hrs a week
Im easily 7 hours a day
only 7?
my parents are forgetting who i am👌
Bros doing FFF Fibonacci fapping february
0:10 I am really surprised that you put in the effort to do a REALLY good alien voice, like I'm deadass rn, that's the best alien voice on yt especially in this context. I love to see it.
If I saw someone dressed in a Lakitu costume holding that sign while I run a lap, you bet I'm going to sprint that last one even if my lungs are crying in agony.
8:45 That is probably one of the most relatable meme I’ve seen.
That’s what makes senior care so interesting you got 90 year olds that are full of energy mixed with 60 year olds that are little couch potatoes
As a girl I know guys are funny nowadays.
I don't think I'm funny but thank you
I'm not funny anymore but thank you.
i was never funny but thank you
chest reveal pls
pls
You know, I might end up being "that girl" in a lot of guys memories... I don't really hold back on the compliments, if I thought "He has nice eyes" I'd tell him that, no hesitation. I'm glad that my words might end up being a core memory for someone :)
They definitely are, I started singing as a hobby when I was 16 because when I was coming home from judo practice my mother said I have a nice voice. that's one of the few compliments I've ever gotten
Was told I had beautiful eyes by two women a couple years back. I was probably 23 at the time. It was the second time I’d ever been complimented, and the first in a way I appreciated.
On behalf of all men, thank you for your service.
I still remember a compliment I got from an older girl when I was 11.
I just turned 40.
Every man will remember that for the rest of their lives.
I guarantee it.
We thank you for your service.
Gaston is a menace who eats most of the local region's supply of eggs
Saw a meme talking about the lady who was frantic about needing eggs in the opening number and the guy in that same song singing, "That's too expensive" and how it's all because of Gaston hoarding all the damm eggs LOL
@@katie7748bros gotta maintain those gains
13:38
Bro it is so weird to see Captain Holt smile
FINALLY SOMEONE COMMENTED THIS
3:49
I'll have you know 🤓 I'm always off by no more than 5minutes, get your numbers down folks!! _those are rookie numbers!!_ 🐦😂😎🍺
3:36 The Dicaprio joke doesn't really work because Yahoo is older than google
Duckduckgo
If I ever have the time and money to adopt a cat, I'm naming him/her lord/lady. That would be hilarious seeing my guests reactions to the title.
The Masculine Urge to start living out the rest of your days in a Cabin on the lake and start living off the land:
do yall think that god programmes guys to do certain things that fulfil 99% of our personalities and stuff and then the last 1% is just put on randomizer for each dude
That last 1% is usually filled in by autism
I think ur on to something
13:46 That is the actor Andre Baugher who played Raymond Holt (observe the handle). He has passed away somewhat recently.
0:19 I can't even live a fun life because I need a job
@yung_trooper6949 so then how will I fund my hobbies or my love for food?
2:13 That frog knows what's going on
1:07 R.I.P this guy’s lungs
0:42 girls have it physically hard.
While dude's have it much much harder socially.
Were the oppressors, while also working all the lowest of the low jobs.
and die in war to protect the country and the people @@parzavaal5335
Nah the boys have it physically hard 😉
@@OnyxStudiosGG if that's the direction you're going, remember girls can also get physically hard in that aspect too, but it's not noticeable (of course, bruh)
That pick of post Malone is honestly wholesome, he looks so excited he got flashed😂
Wait, the urge to walk around with a stick in the woods is... A masculine urge?
Spear
Spear
Spear
magic wand that defeats all forces including beasts, demons, AND MOREE
@@nashira-eo9tu 👎
The marathon one got me
the thumbnail made me think we don’t need much to entertain ourselves
6:05 the most relatable reddit post doesnt exis-
Those wishes man… they gonna have to make a tenth circle specifically for that guy 😂
5:13 i need to find this man and his band bcuz i really want to listen to that song
5:39 I’m in a bathroom
m I n e
Thank you for these memes.
That bench thing absolutely happens to me.
8:12 And in the remake, he has more character development in the Movie but WASN'T THE ONE TO SAVE HER.....
Me and my brother saw a meme about battling each other with rolls of wrapping paper and now we are in a shop discussing wether Christmas or stars has better stability when whacking stripes and spots.
the bench one is so relatable 8:51
0:59 FINALLY, SOMEONE ALMOST IMMUNE LIKE ME
i really never knew international men's day existed
You can always tell because social media will be flooded with women crying about how oppressive it is and how we shouldn’t have it.
@@damobeck1and some "there wouldn't be any men without mothers" retardery.
I did...I'm a chick and think all those made up days are dumb af. Especially the patronizing or pandering ones like WoMeNs EqUaLiTy DaY 🙄🙄🙄
The gordon ramsay one got me 😂
That bathroom meme is more than tripled for me lmao
Dude I just had to deal with a school day and a screaming child bus ride and this just helped so much I'm so glad ur channel exista
Congratulations to that Grandfather
14:25 - yeah lemme just start a fire because my plug has no earth pin. Genius common sense right there.
I agree with the medieval kings. I think we all need our own whimsical little silly guys
The guys being catcalled and loving it is the same reason we overtip some servers barbers baristas etc. A little compliment goes a long way for men cause we don't get complimented.
14:40 Cybersmith (aka human pet guy, and no, not in the kink way) is absolutely hilarious in an extremely concerning way.
4:54 that teacher is evil with that many B's in a row
4:15 OK, but, lads, ever wonder why with a stick? Surprisingly there is an actual reason. When wandering on a bog or marsh, you can use a stick to test whether the ground is safe to walk on. Having a stick may save your life someday!
that alien impression was on point
5:14 “ah, summer. A time for relaxation and taking ‘er easy. *Unless you’re me.* “
The f-35 nonsense is still the most baffling and hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.
0:24 teach the son about leaks
that alien voice was good...too good actually...
7:01
1980s: *TO THE CITY!*
2023: *FUCK THE CITY*
I’m a girl but I watch these videos because they’re just more entertaining.
7:45 Happen to me and my friend. We only meet up like 3-4 times a year but we both became busy with life that the only time we spoke to each other is when xmas or new year is coming. After 5 years i finally had the time to visit him. Was so shocked he already has a kid and loving wife. Told him i thought his gay. Really relatable
That stick at the beginning was angelic bro goddamn
10:34 if Optimus Prime gave me a speech on how i should cut my nuts off i would go grab the scissors
I'd follow him to the ends of the earth but not that far
That is an excellent stick, I must say, the craftsmanship is remarkable
bro the stick one at the beginning hit hard
"I never make the same mistake twice, I do it 6 or 7 times to be sure."
You know, that might just be one of the best lines/wisdoms I heard all year. Oddly encouraging as well.
I have a feeling that that 7 hours hiding in a bathroom a year is a little low. Home and work? You're lucky if it's under 7 hours a week.
5:16 " *I ASKED YOU TO WASH THE DISHES!* "
2:19
"Your third wish?"
"revoke Bernoulli's priceable"
Not a guy… But im still watching it
*Greta Thunberg* How dare you
same
@@trashvis7685 lmao
What are you then? An attack helicopter?
Researching I see?
Me and my friends dug a 6 foot hole to barrier me in well at the beach on our band trip. We dug with only a frisbee, it was one of the best 4 hours of my life
13:46 that man should be a model get him a modeling job rn
9:28 This is the best reverse dictionary joke I've ever heard! ROFL
as a guy i can confirm i understand these memes
5:14 “oh no bensons definitely gonna fire us”
10:34 if Optimus have me a speech, my muscles become supercharged and my skin becomes invincible. Anyone after hearing that man’s speeches would take them on and win
08:55 - The glory of the Roman Empire is eternal. It's why they have a saying "All roads leads to Rome".
8:21 you said it right the first time my dude, you got it on the first try, good job
6:10 this hit way too hard man😭😭😭
9:06 I think about ancient Greece more but Rome is def up there
The village "Fucking" sadly doesen´t exist anymore!
These meme videos are so good 😂
That thumbnail meme about walking in the forest with a stick is a very gender netrual thing. As a little girl I lived in a neighbor hood with tons of woods and creeks. I had a pocket knife that I would cut sticks with and then whittle then into spears. Those years where there was always a new section of woods to wander were some of the best of my childhood.
That sounds amazing. Like heaven
@@MybodyYourChoiceI had a friend who lived across the street and we would run around making little bases and making up names for random plants and berries.
@@pennyporter5714 ok buddy your making me remember a childhood I never experienced calm down
@@MybodyYourChoice Do you remember the sound of the wind blowing through the pine trees? Or the gray skies coupled with the cool autumn air scented by the wild grasses and fallen leaves? What about the sound of running water coming from the creak between the hills? There, you'd jump from rock to rock, balancing yourself in an effort to keep your feet dry. Perhaps maybe you remember the bramble? walls of thorny vines that you had no choice but to navigate through. You wore baggy clothes to avoid getting scratched but there was always that one thorn that broke through. Do you remember the forest? do you? DO YOU? WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE FOREST?
Because I spent my entire childhood studying for an exam. Test paper after test paper, worksheet after worksheet, it never ended. The only thing I remember is the yellow tinted sodium lights and the desperation. and the feeling of exhaustion. The only sound I remember is of scribbling pencils and the flipping of pages. My entire childhood eventually boiled down to an exam I messed up. @@arandomcanadian4179
I totally understand the part about initiating conversations by text.
*Stares at the sun, guesses time*
Thats me 😂😂😂
0:07 Send in the horse
10:50 the torches are actually put there to warm up the surrounding air enough that the frost doesn’t damage the grape vines, otherwise they will lose the harvest. They are usually fire barrels or small fire pits though and not torches.
That Jeremy Wade meme❤
0:03 That doesn't even come close. It surpasses the feeling by *a lot.*