Memes For Guys
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Memes For Guys
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how is your day? What did you get up to different? Today i played battlefield 2042 any game recommendations?
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watch fnaf movie
That witch was purposefull
Day 77 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
yo i loved the long vids, can u do more?
oddly specific day 37
Day 94 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
That cardboard box fort is every man’s childhood dream, this guy just made it come true
I want that fort and I'm female. That GF is no fun.
im gonna find that guy and ask how much it costs
deadass
I pout windows and a door out of a cardboard box when I was seven. My mum threw it out the next day
@@TempestGD01 I did something similar with my cousins. We built cardboard motte-and-bailey castles with barriers and had a full blown war 💀
*plane flies over playground* 1st graders:👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
*plan flies over warzone* the soldiers: 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
What???
I mean if the plan just flew over the battlefield, I'd watch in confusion too
one soldier decided to stay focused because there is one less eye
For anyone who doesn’t understand the footprints, we only take steps like that to unstick our sweaty balls
lift leg to fart
Yeah, I get it since I'm a dude
Fr, how didn’t he understand 😂
nah, sometimes I do that on a sidewalk to touch the curb for some reason
I love how vaazkl laughs more in this than he usually does
9:07 This dog solemnly looking out onto the vast landscape, reflecting on the peak of mountain, its like they just fulfilled a lifelong goal they could not previously achieve in another life.
It was tired from climbing
It was probably contemplating
The meaning of life. It was contemplating the meaning of life, what did you think it was going to be?
those guys should have taken the dog home
@@warriormind145 I absolutely agree.
Poetic as fuck
Every man dreams of having a tunnel underground.
It's called a batcave
@@elijahknox4421da na na na na naa
The true man cave
I need step-by-step instructions on how to do this.
I made one in Minecraft. My entire class left all of their servers just to come tour it.
"Would You Be A Stay At Home Husband If Your Wife Made 12 Million A Year?"
No, I would be an ex-husband. She would've divorced me immediately.
yea any 'women' who make that kinda money don't need no men cuz she is a 'independent' boss bich 😂 even if she do need a man she need the men to make a thrillion twice more than her but if you broke ahh do get that kinda women she would treat u like her bich and its not gonna end well for u
@OggwaySecret good for you, do you feel more significant in any way shape or form because of this?
Hey, I always did the cup hand thing! These memes for guys videos always bring me so much enby validation, seeing how I relate to some of them, and not others.
As a man this hits harder than my grandma's skull colliding into the floor after she tripped on a Lego and fell down the stairs.
Lol
Don’t worry I have the ambulance on speed dial but it’s for you because who the fuck thinks of that
@@zack-julesweider-berger6351tryna get likes that’s all
YO WHA
😰
0:27 My inner child is screaming. I know since I missed out on having a box fort that cool when I was younger, I must be allowed to have one now.
“ I must go to the sea” I love that 😂
8:23 they forgot mop soap, dish soap, laundry soap, dog wash, car wash hand soap, bug repellent, anti fungal foot wash, veggie cleaner, and shaving creme.
Don’t forget whipped cream and cake frosting
Food
And hand soap
and anal lube
3:01 i have *NEVER* watched my shit on a computer or cared if I'm home alone or not and still I can relate.
Lmao
As a woman I can confirm you can fascinate us by giving us a palm sized bat
Noted.
😮
5:03 is the most relatable meme I’ve seen in my entire damn life.
16:24
As a Canadian, I can confirm we have a fair number of gamer girls up here
Not many will play those more niche games, but when you find one who does, she’s a keeper
If she’s more into games like CoD, she’s probably gonna cheat on you, but if you play games like Apex Legends or OW2, and she starts playing them too, she will in all likelihood choose the support characters (Mercy and Lifeline) to back up your full sends (especially if you play Genji and Octane)
The girls who like story based games are huge nerds and are just so cute, games like Spider-Man and God of War are ones who understand important and wise lessons in life and are very kind people
But always fear the ones who play games like Elden Ring, they’re the ones who are gonna teach you just how shit you are at those games by beating every boss and enemy you struggle with, with such ease and finesse, you’re gonna think she’s Malenia incarnate
If she’s into games like Minecraft, she’s EXTRA cool, and if she really enjoys playing shared worlds with you, you’d better put a ring on her finger ASAP
Finally, we have those girls who aren’t gamers but just wanna bond and spend time with you, to which I say, just play It Takes Two, it’s a good way to introduce her to the fun of video games, spend quality time with her, and just a great bonding experience
Most important point of this comment is that everyone is different so don’t take this comment seriously
"Gonna prank my gf"
His gf who decided to prank him first:
Sticks will forever be the irl lightsabers
Watching a guy build a water park out of soil with a stick is the most man thing to do of all the mans
they're fake. Next time you watch one, look for backhoe tracks in the sand, you'll see them
@SouthernGothicYT I don’t care if they’re fake, I watch them cause it’s cool, it’s still amazing that people can build such things
Bro can't take a joke
0:31 INVITE ME MY GOOD LAD
9:23 @Vaazkl , this means to adjust the sacred area
more specifically, without needing to use one's hand to do it
That or trying to get the jeans fall out from your ass crack without being pulled on.
Yup, the ol' "Elvis Stretchley"
1:57 this is the body type that wants to speak to your manager
3:15 WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO DID THAT
SAME
@@RmationYT I guess we’re all the same lol
Well, girls do that too lol.
@@DaSilverIngot well this is a revelation to me, next you’re probably going to tell me girls also collect hotwheels
Me too!
9:38 lmao rn 💀the funniest part is the fact that imagining running into a war zone with a gun a cool fit and an ego would be so badass but I’m stressed when i have to do my job
16:19 I can confirm as a canadian that once in a blue moon or red moon, a gamer girl is born.
As a Canadian, I know multiple girl gamers
One of them helped me figure out how far I’d made it through Elden Ring since she beat it before me, my older sister and I grew up on COD Zombies while my younger sister and I played Minecraft
Oh how the years have gone by
2:38 boys we need to go on a man hunt for this guy. Can’t believe one of our own betrayed us.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most.
Selling torches, ammo, and a special on energy drinks.
As a woman I'm gonna watch these anyway because I like vazkl vids
Dude, if every girl I talked to just responded with random Skyrim NPC lines, I would get endless entertainment out of it. It would actually motivate me to talk to them more.
Wait…they’re in Canada, too?! It’s all coming together…
6:47 And if only that meme was shown halfway throughout the entire video
3:26 GODDAMN I THOUGHT ONLY I DID THAT WOW DAMN
I also do that and I’m not a guys so..
17:14 You earned this 👑
13:16 or send her a live raven trained to retrieve shiny objects. That's romantic, right?? 😂😂
0:48
Wait
Is tha-?
*_IS THAT AN AH-64 WITH x16 HELLFIRES, x2 HYDRA 70 ROCKET PODS, AND A FULLY LOADED M230 CHAIN GUN?!_*
Thats not a good thing
Thats not a good thing
@@alainrivera2476
*_S i l e n c e L i b e r a l_*
(/J)
9:24 do you never take that little eside step to "adjust" the little fellla down under???
Not really, it's more to do with the balls
@@smorrow i mean for me it's just the lil buddy sticking on the leg or balls so i do the side step to un stick it
17:02 the point is to be yourself, and don't listen to people who are trying to take stuff away from you. Then they turn out to be hippocrites or the actual horrible people they project on their enemies. The whole "toxic masculinity" and other stuff that people with no real cares latch on to browbeat them.
0:25 sadly those primitive building videos are faked
edit: 9:59 sharks don't attack humans. Humans actually eat sharks a lot more (not joking)
17:56 could NOT be more relatable. I’ve said a buncha dumb n’ embarrassing shit over the years and my bro will literally never stop bring it up 💀
0:10
Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Bruh ngl that cardboard castle fort looks badass me and my four friends about to have a BLAST
0:21 one of those channels caught claiming to use nothing but primitive hand tools when in fact they were using modern excavation equipment, right?
Oh hey look see those ta- I ment tractor tracks
16:05 You know, it's alright to expect this normally. If you plan on going to some restaurant you'd at least expect jeans or something more than at-home wear. But WHEN YOU'RE SITTING IN A FUCKING STADIUM WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR? A SUIT??? A SHITTY POLO SHIRT THAT GETS MASSIVE SWEAT MARKS ON IT???
12:40 is literally me wanting to read everything and realising I'm in danger.
Bro, your memes always make me feel content within myself
Some of these hit a little too close to home…
I love how hes like WTF? at 10:07
Who else heard like a strange noise at basically exactly 18 mins? If you can’t hear it go back ten seconds,he goes on to the next meme and you hear like a tiny”ooouhg” and I have no clue if I’m losing my mind or not
You're losing your mind
That "Guys at 2am losing on a video game"
But *dramatic music* starts playing
The world shall know pain!
VaazkL never fails to rip our liver out! 🤗🤗🤗
These are spot on.
I do have to keep replaying parts as your cuts are really abrupt tho
my brain stopped working at the morty quote i started to train my self
3:20 I do the same thing as a girl 😂
Same I did it a lot as a kid and I will not stop doing it
The thumbnail triggers the philosophical part of my brain. As true and hilarious as it is, it does make me think. I was even starting to think of the possibility of those guys hardly knowing each other, if at all.
When you and 7 other people have no friends but you can all strike up a random conversation with each other and it goes absolutely well, does that mean none of you have friends still? Or does that mean you're all friends now?
14:37 Now he can just put his whole hand in there doesn't he
Let the man dig his tunnel!
3:16 I do this and drink out of my cupped hands pretending like I'm some survivor finding clean water
12:06 I never ever expected to see father ted in a vaazkl video bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
6:02 they missed out on the perfect one-piece meme.
You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it.
I was about to say “I was about to say “first”” but then I remembered my IQ is above average
The crossroad:
Traditional wife with milk: She loves you.
Goth grumpy wife: She loves you, dork.
12:39 this is just crazy bruv
the AI be finna crazy
0:25 a lot of those “made underground swimming pool” type of videos are fake.
Not all but a lot of them are.
Edit: 6:48 this reminded me of something. I was watching one of the Star Wars movies (one of the old ones) and I paused it to go to the toilet.
It was the exact middle of the movie. The movie was over 2 hours long and I don’t know how I did it.
The guy at 0:30 has been sleeping in a cardboard box, spending every dollar at the liquor shop, and even though he hasnt got a lot, he'll try to give you love until the day you drop
my friend is being julius ceaser salad dressing for halloween and he keeps sending very cryptic photos of him in the costume and its scaring me kinda
3:21 WHY IS THIS HELLA TRUE 💀💀💀
2:49 Bro must have lost his senses in chernobyl as a child....cause ain't no way he could stretch his balls to turn it into a pingpong......
Good job not breaking bro code!
8:57 at least orange juice can’t be mistaken for…another dark yellow fluid
3:26 bro is to good at guessing
8:51 7:03am, my apple watch says im in my deep sleep cycle at 8:00am every morning
2:24 i find this a bit ironic haha
as a guy i approve 👍
Don’t be that guy
You are not that guy, trust me. You are not that guy.
im not THAT guy, im just A guy
trust me; im not that special lol
I’m a German flag, but do I count as a living thing?
@RailenThePlanetNerd no
0:10
Ok
- Minecraft Steve
GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2
There are so many things in here that just vibes with me so much. The tunnel story was so accurate, I did and still do that very same thing whenever I get the chance in snow or sand
9:49 I hate that I recognized this immediately.
9:23 Just a quick adjustment, oh hold on *preforms sidestep* much better
0:10
Henry Sickmin
16:26
Every one of those tires could fit... I still need a jack, tire iron, 3 pry bars, bead sealer, and at least a bike pump.
6:21 red flag when she can’t spell the name of a dinosaur
Yes I'd stay at home but I'd just sit around and pay someone else to actually work lol
0:26 I'm sorry to tell you but, he used some tools and help, anyways he did it almost alone so I still think this guy is a chad, even giga, but not as much as we thought
The one with the steps, he's adjusting his balls with a step so they don't cling to one leg.
as a guy i aprove this video
the realest talks always happens when unexpected.
3:21 I swear it’s concerning how much I related to this one
But that mw2 2009 airport meme at 9:48 is so devious but hilarious.
This is awsome, I saw memes for me and I finally witnessed the likes change when I LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:17 I so thought he said “dog and not “dark”
3:16 guys out here sharing our secrets
2:14 holy shit why is that so accurate i even make the turbo noise
Vaazkl doesn’t know I exist and he never will
The shower chest cup one legitimately scared me so bad. I thought I was the only one. I feel as if I was never alone to begin with x 😊
18:32 she knows to much she cant stay and find the trader .
0:37 why does the guy on the right kinda look like deacon from SWAT
8:20 now that is just THE MAN, a fucking 3ds, I'm asking him in a duel of mario kart 7!!
8:44 is just Hey-Hey's cool uncle.
3:42 Relatable 100
8:58 dogs mind: why great great great great great grandpa, why did you live with that almost hairless monkey, now im nothing but a cute fluff of fur
16:35 that hits hard man
3:04 I've seen this meme so many times probaly first saw it a year ago, but now I understand.. 💀
9:23
Maybe it might be to adjust your sticky balls or do a basketball move