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@@alicorn3924 I loved it when I did it. 60 pounds of metal gets tiring after a while but its not too bad when its properly distributed. You get sore by the end of the day but your active for around 12 hours or so.
My brother no, not Amazon, bunch of stainless steel wallhangers, you must use sword online stores like Kult of Athena or reputable brands like Windlass and Albion to get the good shit 👌🏽 That way if you get assaulted in your own home, your weapon is battle ready and not just decoration
I am a young woman on the way to becoming a feared warlord, I wish the OP well with whatever task you use your sword for :). I also thank the person for suggesting where to get better swords, I’ve been having issues scrounging the internet for good ones- ;-;
doing scp memes soon just gotta get the memes, pretty hard since its really niche but ill be able to make it happen - ive played containment breach and Laboratory its hilarious
6:10 "No, I cross my legs and cry" I may not be a doctor, but as a man, I think I should prescribe you some Viking activities for two weeks! After that come back to my office and well see how you feel.
I freaking love the idea of a drunk dude bumbling up to a search party and asking "what's going on?" and no one realising, could literally be the intro to a film
"Men would rather be knights that go to therapy" I mean, it's easier and cheaper to create a knight cosplay out of glue, cardboard scraps, and foam than it is to go to therapy.
Einstein being like "I hate having my picture taken for papers, so I will make a face that is silly so papers will stop asking me for one.." becomes one of the few iconic pictures of him to date.
14:30 those girls have the most important job in the World. As a formal child myself thank you for your service, people like you make life worth living.
0:12 Yes. I would definitely work in those terrifying conditions for 2 months at a time if it meant 1,000 a day after taxes. Even before taxes, 700-800 a day is pretty awesome
Imagine working 60~ days, $1,000 each day, and then another month or two off of work. I would love that! I could spend the off-time to enjoy life, save money, get a decent studio apartment (or whatever else I can get for 2,000-3,000 a month), and exercise to stay in shape or even improve my physique.
8:12 You also tilt your head upwards slightly while you raise your eyebrows. If you just do your eyebrows, then it conveys momentary surprise. Just doing your head is a even greeting, and combining the eyebrows, provides further sincerity to your unasked question
Speaking of things being played on roadside billboards. We had a couple kids sneak into one off of a very major and very busy I-75 in the Detroit area. They proceeded to stream some crazy p*rn for about an hour until someone showed up to turn it off. A 14'x48' billboard with DP being played, just incredible. Traffic was literally stopping on the interstate lmaoooo
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@@nightwoo_ good luck, hope he does ur request ‼️‼️🤞
We need ocean animal memes
My Little Pony memes.
no, I’m not joking.
Dude larping as an ancient warrior *is* therapy. How are you gonna be depressed in a shield wall?
literally i would do it for a day
@@VaazkLShorts old way every day
I used to do that. It’s honestly kind of exhausting walking around in armor.
@@makytondr8607 but was it fun?
@@alicorn3924 I loved it when I did it. 60 pounds of metal gets tiring after a while but its not too bad when its properly distributed. You get sore by the end of the day but your active for around 12 hours or so.
The last guy is a hero and an inspiration to all rest in peace to the greatest father out there.
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I suddenly got a masculine urge to buy a medieval longsword from amazon just to use it for cutting vegetables and fruits
My brother no, not Amazon, bunch of stainless steel wallhangers, you must use sword online stores like Kult of Athena or reputable brands like Windlass and Albion to get the good shit 👌🏽
That way if you get assaulted in your own home, your weapon is battle ready and not just decoration
@@phoebusapollo8365 “I possess a claymore for residential defense, since that is what our forefathers intended,”
I am a young woman on the way to becoming a feared warlord, I wish the OP well with whatever task you use your sword for :). I also thank the person for suggesting where to get better swords, I’ve been having issues scrounging the internet for good ones- ;-;
Hail yeah brother! i have a small axe that i used to use when i work in the factory and i use it to cutting meat sometime
Bro is literally Link
only using a sword to cut the most useless stuff
The guy who got lost in a ikea for 12 days was literally in scp 3008
I see you are a man of culture
doing scp memes soon just gotta get the memes, pretty hard since its really niche but ill be able to make it happen - ive played containment breach and Laboratory its hilarious
@@PrismaticCrafteri got lost in a home depot when I was like 6 and it was a similar experience
@@VaazkLShorts W MAN, W
@@VaazkLShorts W
that last one though. respect.
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I see no difference between therapy for men and beating our friends in full crusader armor
we would rather do almost anything than go to therapy, i thought this was established already
The world around us is our therapy
MEN, WE RISE AND WE SHALL RETAKE OUR HOMELAND and not think about our feelings in any way and SATISFY OURSELVES WHEN THE THIRST OF BLOOD QUENCHES US!
@@Coolguy08921 HELL YEAH!
The therapy needs us. We will never give them what they want.
@@Coolguy08921 WE SHALL RULE BACK THE BARREN LAND LOST TO US
For the Sydney man one, he likely couldn't feel the knife due to having enough ice in his system to kill a saltie 😂
13:56 bro the only notification i wake up to is "running low on storage"
Accurate
6:10 "No, I cross my legs and cry" I may not be a doctor, but as a man, I think I should prescribe you some Viking activities for two weeks! After that come back to my office and well see how you feel.
@Mushylizard did you bring the mead?
@Mushylizard YEAS
THIS SHAL BE A PROPER CRUSADE
That battle looks better than any therapy session could possibly be
0:24 - It's not that men would do that instead of therapy. This IS therapy!
15:26 - Wendigoon on the money, once again
Real
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I freaking love the idea of a drunk dude bumbling up to a search party and asking "what's going on?" and no one realising, could literally be the intro to a film
04:34 i think he found where's Doomcock's cave is.
Bro wtf 😂
'Post apocalyptic warlord potential'
Men must increase their PAWP.
Never stop gambling, 99.9% of gamblers quit before they win. Be the 0.01%, keep on gambling.
The math don't be mathin
Som ain't addn up
Last one hit hard.
buy a historically accurate medieval longsword > therapy
why is this so accurate
"Men would rather be knights that go to therapy" I mean, it's easier and cheaper to create a knight cosplay out of glue, cardboard scraps, and foam than it is to go to therapy.
5:25
MORDECAI, RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED
10:34 EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR 🚪
EATED A DOOR🚪
8:16 F bro. I would be traumatized too.
Literally SCP-3008 (aka endless ikea) 1:04
0:29 wdym? THIS IS the therapy!
I thought that friend's kid had my heart hurting then you just casually MK Fatality'd me
14:53 that's the neat part, i don't check the weather, i go outside & hope for the best.
10:00 Kant looks like he is staring down at the bite in utter disappointment.
3:12 Shrek is an Oni now.
Isnt an oni a japanese ogre?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells yes.
LARPing as an ancient warrior is better than going to a therapist. Instant depression suppression.
I gotta admit, not a guy, but I’d love to have/use a medieval longsword for fun
Join us in battle, oh sister of war, for the lives of our loved ones are built on the shoulders of warriors!
Einstein being like "I hate having my picture taken for papers, so I will make a face that is silly so papers will stop asking me for one.." becomes one of the few iconic pictures of him to date.
I don't think they understand. Being side by side with your bros in a shield wall is better therapy than anything else.
vaazlk you the goat brah
you are the goat
@@VaazkLShorts this makes my day thank you brah.
THE CRUSADE SHALL COMMENCE MY BROTHERS!!
*DEUS VULT!*
9:59 YESSSSS BUT WITH THE " *FELLA* " WORD
9:56 YES PLEASE 🥺
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mencil sharpener
Manly yes, but I like it, too.
12:00 I think the drawing is “I love you to the moon and back”
They had the IKEA defense force and everything bro
8:46 I would be terrified
14:30 those girls have the most important job in the
World.
As a formal child myself thank you for your service, people like you make life worth living.
The masculine urge to form a perfect phalanx formation
12:06 imagine oversleeping and you wake up in the middle of a meeting.
"Miss, put some clothes on and get me a coffee"
That man who solo'd a bear that ended in a draw is downright impressive.
VaazkL never fails to make me feel like a Ancient Greek Good
vaaz your ong the best meme channel on this platform
Everyone else: Playing the quest normally
Me: Breaking everything I possibly can
it hurts more than getting hit by a car 2:17 i can confirm
The pain hits so hard I just wish my parents would stop yapping at me tho
1:05 Ikea tactical gear goes crazy hard
0:12 Yes. I would definitely work in those terrifying conditions for 2 months at a time if it meant 1,000 a day after taxes. Even before taxes, 700-800 a day is pretty awesome
Imagine working 60~ days, $1,000 each day, and then another month or two off of work. I would love that! I could spend the off-time to enjoy life, save money, get a decent studio apartment (or whatever else I can get for 2,000-3,000 a month), and exercise to stay in shape or even improve my physique.
I had the sudden masculine urge to not attend therapy and take a walk thrpugh the country with nothing but a pack of mints
5:23 that persons dad is a legend.
20:07 a true bro
"What’s your favorite Justin Bieber song?"
"bAeBiEaY"
As a woman I’d become an ancient warrior for therapy
not gonna lie the "leave the me fa'cologne" is fucking funny
We need more of these
I heard tickle monster and my nerdy ahh mind thought that was a SCP reference
5:25 **angry Benson screams and noises**
1:30 genes. That's it.
16:07 his forehead expanded
3:50 he was never seen again for betraying the brotherhood
3:52 why does bro have to be so specific?
UwU
1:48 yup this is Florida, just a normal day in Florida.
Damn son, had to rip my heart out for the ending
15:01 He looks like he’ll sell me four carrots for an emerald.
You have it all wrong! Men being knights is the therapy😂
8:12 You also tilt your head upwards slightly while you raise your eyebrows. If you just do your eyebrows, then it conveys momentary surprise. Just doing your head is a even greeting, and combining the eyebrows, provides further sincerity to your unasked question
georgie really be the great equalizer of the hostile blue bird place
All men: "Yes"
0:16 bro is crying for him
*Food replenishes every friday...*
About cried on the last one
5:27 "this is payback for getting rid of our stick hockey table, benson!"
I joined a LARP group instead of going to therapy so the thumbnail is accurate as heck
A hobby is Men's therapy.
Bro nobody talking about the man who fought a bear TO THE DEATH???!!?
This one is a classic 0:45
That Navy sailor and his GF are beyond based.
3:17
And that, folks, is why you don't lie on your CV 😂
Speaking of things being played on roadside billboards. We had a couple kids sneak into one off of a very major and very busy I-75 in the Detroit area. They proceeded to stream some crazy p*rn for about an hour until someone showed up to turn it off. A 14'x48' billboard with DP being played, just incredible. Traffic was literally stopping on the interstate lmaoooo
That random wendigoon post 😂
Guys! Having problems getting girls because of height, easy, use CM, the “tall height” in cm is 180 which in feet is 5”10
9:59 yes, especially the comments because they are absolutely wild
6:22 Bro 👀
Idk how or why but that ball pain reduction is somehow so true
Could we get Sabaton memes?
As a man, I would indeed LARP as a knight than go to therapy
Whyd he end the memes on such a sad heroic moment
I have 2 swords, 1 shield, and a medivial helmet.
0:16 Love when garbage plays the victim.
That last one...
Oh man that ice age hit me like a brick, poor, poor manny… he just wanted his family back…
Just came for the thumbnail, the answer is, Well duh
Who wouldn't want to be a medieval knight?
0:36 me going to the new Vegas strip after talking to Joshua Graham
5:31 I feel like this should be brought back back everyone in the family does it
Miss me with that consent comment bs.