.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
Team tank 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 and who's with me
Me😊
Yes 🗿
Boy yes
I am with you brother!!
Me
A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
And Medal of Honor
fr
Or cod ww2
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
1:01
As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
Screw being responsible for someone else.
I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
Agreed
@@BruhTNT4258 True, true
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
No
Still I like tank
FEARRRR (TANK)
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
lol
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
But true
2:36 Bro summed up enlisted in one meme.
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
Ahah
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed.
T-34 was designed close to 1934
T-44 1944
T-54 Close to 1954
T-55 same as the last
T-62
T-64
T-72
T-80
T-90
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@@Steve-em4tb yay
4:49 As a boy I can 100 percent confirm this as a true fact
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
"Girl or Tank?"
You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
Yessss and noooooo
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
funny how everyone notices this but that leopard A1A1 at 0:58 labled as leo 2 is unnoticed
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
Can I be Hans von fritz?
Girlfriend:
You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time.
Tank:
Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
Same
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
W Profile pic
Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
tank you for the memes
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
Girls snezze- colt with silencer
Boys snezze - shotgun
Dad snezze - a cannon
Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
“Metal over Plastic”
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
Girls in the plane: 😴
Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
💀
Very nice video
bro this AI says whole as Wole-A 0:36
00:37
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
4:59 got me
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
@@kyrinchhit9020 are that even the right thing
3:30 Soap dying got me hard bro
4:10 Ghost dying is sad, saying that i play mw2
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
When that 1 neighbor sneezes:
Atomic Bomb
You can only pick one:
Girlfriend
A flamethrower
Me: nah, a flamethrower is hot enough
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
Man who agrees everything he say about war and boys
⬇️
0:56 nah I have a BAR in my pocket not a kar98k
1:01
Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
0:57 bro got the whole ahh bomber in his pocket💀💀💀
Bro really support boy
Respect for the soilder. 🫡
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
The one with the selfie stick the tank actually got it perfectly😊
very cool video and very funny thank you very much
0:31 How about I choose both a girlfriend and a tank?
the stg 44 one was SOO true, like my classmates use my jokes and act like they made them.
4:01 I'm only 20 but I'm the grandpa sneeze, actually no, I've got the great grandpa sneeze of the Tsar Bomba
Girls: why to man die first
Other girl: idk
Boys: women and kids first
😂😂😂😂
My friend: u do have gf?
Me:yes a Jackson tank
My friend: YESSSSSS
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
1:02
Minecraft people’s pocket:
35 chest filled with gold and diamonds
1 token of undying
1 set of Netherite armor
1 Netherite sword
1 Netherite pickaxe
16 ender-pearls
64 Eyes of ender
Girls at Sparta: It's sooooooo beautiful omg
Boys at Sparta: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I really want is a fully-equipped M1A2 tank
1:00 how tf do you have a pucking plane in your pocket😂😂😂😅
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
Teacher: we are going to Sparta
Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece
Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
0:58 mine one would be revolver,sabre like an officer(good ryhme btw)
8:39 here they come, here they come my brothers, FIGHT MY BROTHEEEERS
Your meme are funny I like and subb😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
I just saw the thumbnail and came to say TANKS ofc
The fact that i didn't cry on every single death scene on COD
There's no denying that our pockets are the whole inventory
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
I saw the kid from rome, im still waiting for the german kid to this day.
0:08 you: MAUS
Vs
The guy she tells u not
To worry about: Backwards PO-2
mmm 40 mm proximity fuse shells vs a damm BEE
meanwhile classroom shrapnel is flyin everywhere
its only 20mm and doesnt have proxys
normany in the pocket got me shittin in ma pants
You forgot the mg 42 I always have in my pocket
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
M36 Jackson is perfection
Why are these memes so accurate tho
The WW2 game starter pack is too realistic 😂
9:55 jokes on you i dont have one😂
0:42 completely depends on the person using it
1:15 that’s is very inaccurate in a plane I actually think about me in a B-17 rear gunner shooting down Messerschmitt BF 109s down
Jokes on you I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
3:54
1940: 2024 has flying cars
2024:
9:45 leopard! who needs a girlfriend when you can have a leopard?
as a boy i can cofirm i am carrying Normandy in my back pocket
Everyone gets Mode down from MG42 4:57
Sherman may start judging if you start speaking and acting German
the T-34/T-34-85 or IS-2 is more likely to do this
@@KirillProt not wrong
boys before the military: raaagh i preffer a A-10 warthog than a girlfriend cuz its beautiful
boys after the military: im never joining this again....
0:43 nah I'm choosing dp 28 and the m416 best gun combo
Tank or boyfriend?
I’ll take tank any day
9:11 I believe is the nuke or inferno cannon from Command and Conquer generals😂
Boys with a selfie stick caught me off guard
dont forget with the M-36 you also get 50mm of armor and mobility in the same package
1:02 tf did you get Normandy and a B-17 in there?!
This is the first time I actually laughed at a meme
For all the tank vs girl you already know my answer