.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
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Team tank 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 and who's with me
Me😊
Yes 🗿
Boy yes
I am with you brother!!
Me
A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
F-117
1:01
As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
And Medal of Honor
fr
Or cod ww2
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
Screw being responsible for someone else.
I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
Agreed
@@BruhTNT4258 True, true
Being responsible for someone else is better than being able to be responsible for your own self.@@BruhTNT4258
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
No
Still I like tank
FEARRRR (TANK)
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
True
1:00 does bro have a minecraft inventory or what 💀
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
But true
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
lol
Your meme are funny I like and subb😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
weren't the T-44s made after WW2? i thought T-34 is the WW2 one
It is in War thunder 😀
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
funny how everyone notices this but that leopard A1A1 at 0:58 labled as leo 2 is unnoticed
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
tank you for the memes
2:36 Bro summed up enlisted in one meme.
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
4:49 As a boy I can 100 percent confirm this as a true fact
IKR
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
Girls in the plane: 😴
Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
💀
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
Ahah
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed.
T-34 was designed close to 1934
T-44 1944
T-54 Close to 1954
T-55 same as the last
T-62
T-64
T-72
T-80
T-90
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@@Steve-em4tb yay
Girlfriend:
You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time.
Tank:
Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
Ayo 💀
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
2:26 OMG YES! This was my main weapon in "Happy new year"
Girls snezze- colt with silencer
Boys snezze - shotgun
Dad snezze - a cannon
Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
0:57 bro got the whole ahh bomber in his pocket💀💀💀
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
Can I be Hans von fritz?
2:33 that stg44 and ak47 was personal _😭_
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
"Girl or Tank?"
You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
Yessss and noooooo
Man who agrees everything he say about war and boys
⬇️
very cool video and very funny thank you very much
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
Very nice video
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
1:01 it ain't completed without my M1 Garand
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
0:15 why is the M10 Wolverine named by "M36 Jackson"?
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
Same
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
W Profile pic
Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
5:01 the funniest part for me 😂😂😂😂
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
@@kyrinchhit9020 are that even the right thing
You can only pick one:
Girlfriend
A flamethrower
Me: nah, a flamethrower is hot enough
bro this AI says whole as Wole-A 0:36
00:37
Girls in snow: I can’t wait to build snow angels!
Boys in snow: builds snow forts and plays COD: snowball warfare
“Metal over Plastic”
2:00 Ichoose the A-10, it is one of my favourite aircraft 😂
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
The Kar98 is orange tipped😂 0:56
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
0:58 mine one would be revolver,sabre like an officer(good ryhme btw)
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
WW2 tanks can protect you unlike semen
1:02 tf did you get Normandy and a B-17 in there?!
How dare you say the a10 is a plane 🤬 it’s a gun with wings thankyou
It is lol
Correct
but the gun has a name, the Gau-8 avenger machine gun.
0:19 That M36 is really a M10
(0:58) ofc we carry B-17’s in our pockets🔥🦅
the best vid🔫
The fact that all of this is actually true is just crazy bro 😂
Bro really support boy
Respect for the soilder. 🫡
1:00 thats a Leopard 1 😭
WHATS THE FRIKING DIFFRENTS
@@christinaaguila5573 erm
@@christinaaguila5573 there are...
Ammo
Ammunition
Gun
Engine
Design
@@christinaaguila5573 literally everything
@@vojtakkojecky7765 oh ok
"Dang it, I know my Normandy is somewhere in there!" Ahh moment.
1:01
Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
i thought i was the only one who saw 7:44
Same bolt action rifle 😂😂
1:02
Minecraft people’s pocket:
35 chest filled with gold and diamonds
1 token of undying
1 set of Netherite armor
1 Netherite sword
1 Netherite pickaxe
16 ender-pearls
64 Eyes of ender
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
0:10 use the anti air missiles then
Can't do, no jets invented yet
7:43 its so real and relatable, window bolt ❌ bolt action ✅
Obviously the tank, it'll cost less in maintenance for one...
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
0:56 nah I have a BAR in my pocket not a kar98k
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
U WENT TO PARIS IN A PLANE I WENT TO PARIS WITH THE 5 PANZAR DIVISION WE ARE NOT THE SAME
0:43 hm, i choose ww2
1:12 FLAMETHROWER BABY
0:42 completely depends on the person using it
1:53 so trueeee😭
9:55 who needs a girlfriend when you can a tank?
I just saw the thumbnail and came to say TANKS ofc
Everyone gets Mode down from MG42 4:57
1:00 how tf do you have a pucking plane in your pocket😂😂😂😅
The call of duty memory is hitting me 😭🙏
3:30 Soap dying got me hard bro
4:10 Ghost dying is sad, saying that i play mw2
Helllllll yaaaaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
6:23 im greek but when we go on a trip in kostantinospolis we are say *lets take our terretory back*😂🤣😂🤣
4:01 I'm only 20 but I'm the grandpa sneeze, actually no, I've got the great grandpa sneeze of the Tsar Bomba
This is the first time I actually laughed at a meme
M36 Jackson is perfection
Why are these memes so accurate tho
1:25 that make me dies 💀💀
Fr that really true
0:54 forgot the loose change in pocket
Teacher: we are going to Sparta
Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece
Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
0:08 you: MAUS
Vs
The guy she tells u not
To worry about: Backwards PO-2
I can confirm weapons are part of my religion
0:31 How about I choose both a girlfriend and a tank?