Had me with the battleship canoe. I can think of making most of those turrets functional, and optional paintball configuration, for those possible sea battles!
The glock while small and pink would most likely be more effective than any of those guns with being light enough to quickly aim down sights and a seventeen round mag capacity (depending of the model) it would be able to kill all of them and still have rounds to spare.
"Do you know what's the difference between a casing and a coffin? Both hold a rigid body, but one go and the other comes." Tipical Military joke, especially popular between Snipers and Artillerymen
7:56 Not so much "Why do I hear Boss Music" but "Why do I hear Sabaton?" Well granted, to some that's just a matter of semantics ;-) From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm Sign of power, show of force Raise the anchor battleship plotting its course
"Autorocks transfom and roll out!" I started dying of laughter at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two gold fish are in tank, one says to the other,"Bob, how do you drive this?"
😂👏
Haha mw2 reference i think
@@agentbacon7798They’re in a tank…. Not a fish one a BOOM stic one😊
C.o.d??
Pistol shrimp
8:10
I don’t need a girlfriend, I need a F-16
Yes, true
I want the BFG 10000 I don't need a girl I want the gun :D
I need an A-10 thunderbolt not an F-16 or a gf
I need Bob Semple not an A-10 Thunderbolt or F-16 or gf
I would take any plane over a gf
0:36 boys tanktop
Accurate lol
Bros tank top is the Hetzer from WoT Blitz.
Mom's weapon: slappers
Dad's weapon:belt
Younger bro's weapon: shouting out to mom
My weapon:(inventory is empty)
lol
My weapon: “freedom is the right of all sentient beings”
My weapon: *melee has been Equipped*
My weapon nuclear bomb
Grandmas weapon: pull on ear
Yeah military boys here rn
👇(Thank you guys so much!)Edit 2:Pls get me to 5k likes
Im colecting uniform of bundeswehr (german army)
УРААА
Sir yes sir
@@rct246 dont beg for likes
@@LokisVR1 bro what i don't want like XD
Left side of my brain: The cat gf
Right side: The BFG 10000
Left side: why?
Right side: why not?
Left side:….point taken
5:47 is crazyyyyn💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Um
Can confirm I wear a tank every day
omg same
@@shannoncalder4590 Nice 🤙
water tank*(i did this for fun)
@@RitchieAbal Yes ( nice )
He still thinks we have a girlfrend
True
The fool
Ya
Yes he's been fooled
hello leopard
0:36 is soo real
1:14 real flashback from ww2
8:35 oh god it's a tank train!
Girlfriend: istn't always ready for a ride🤔💀
What do you mean by that?
That’s a weird way of saying I don’t have a girlfriend so all women suck
Well neither is an Abrams, you need to get both ready before you ride
🤨🧐🤨🧐😏😏
2:54 GIMMIE MAH FREEBRAMS!!!!!!!!!!!! (freebird blaring in the background)😝
Mèeèèè
Gimme mah brother!!!🤑🤑
2:24 how Dad sneeze (nuke)😂
8:11 i literally said “JOKES ON YOU! I DONT HAVE ONE!!”
After this video I dont wanna gf anymore
Let's go buy some tanks and go kaboom. (After dumping our gf's)😂
@@sucharithasamarasekara5280 "ummm, im a minor ☝️🤓"
@@Trollinsa if your a minor than why do you want a girlfriend (such a simp no tho)
No offense tho
Get the f-16 instead
7:12 seriously I blew up In tears after this😂
Why is 5:34 so true😂. In whatever game me and my friends play, it always involves us hunting down either someone or one another.
It,s a thing I didn't know I needed but now I know I want it
0:53 plot twist: tiger won, because he was angling and knew what is a machine gun.
And the hans on a broom picture was hilarious
Gray
What the hell are you doing here? Go back to sprunki😮
0:04 at the "Her Crush, Your Crush and Her father" those gun looks like the shototototo gun
To shoot the shototototototgun, you have to do that thing on the piano
I just got that video that video the sotototogun
Sorry, I spelled it wrong
I mean I'm a glock,glock shot faster
Yes
8:00 the boss music: Pride of a nation a beast maid of steal. Bismarck in motion! King of the ocean he was made to rule the waves acros the 7 seas!!!!
To lead the War Machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The Terror of the Seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
Th Math teacher at the end 😂
The german plane with soliders on each wing got me wheezing hard
Hey gray
2:56 as an m1 abrams i see this as an absolute win for having a fren abrams
YEEY! HE GOT A FRIEN :)
As an m1 abrams also i see this is an easy win for having a brother abrams
Had me with the battleship canoe. I can think of making most of those turrets functional, and optional paintball configuration, for those possible sea battles!
Nerf or nothing
where do i buy?
The glock while small and pink would most likely be more effective than any of those guns with being light enough to quickly aim down sights and a seventeen round mag capacity (depending of the model) it would be able to kill all of them and still have rounds to spare.
Yapatron 9000
Choose wisely
Girlfriend:endless problems,brake up if broke,takes four years to get ready
Tank: definition of perfection
2:16 bro how💀?
They were fake tanks
Funniest military memes I've ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😂😂
10:53 star wars boyyyyyyy
5:11 I will forever and always know that shotgun as the "Olympia" from Black Ops 1
BFG 1000 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am now dating a F-16
"Do you know what's the difference between a casing and a coffin? Both hold a rigid body, but one go and the other comes."
Tipical Military joke, especially popular between Snipers and Artillerymen
Was the "what boys really want to drive" the metalslug boss???
I love these memes
0:53 erm that a H1 version
The ultimate weapon the sliper when you get a f from a Asian mom 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
7:56 Not so much "Why do I hear Boss Music" but "Why do I hear Sabaton?" Well granted, to some that's just a matter of semantics ;-)
From the mist a shape, a ship is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor battleship plotting its course
Was looking for something like this.
Was gonna say "yeah, Sabaton even did that boss music."
The dog: subscribe or he will steal your girlfriend
Me: HA too bad I dont have a girlfriend... oh wait
Me when I sink an enemie submarine "you sleeping with the fishes tonight!"
Abrahams
at 0:26
girls, normal dive
boys, BOMBER DIVE
1:15 is actually sad
girls: lets be fairies for halloween!
men: *TACTICAL BANANA*
2:45 wery hard choose
BFG
Planet bye bye
Indeed
Nah I choose the cat girlfriend, shes so pretty
@@r-channelgaming bfg because then you can force him to give you her as well
2:09 what did u think yes I’m putting 100,000 bucks for this 5:03 that’s me on the right wing😂
Guess whos from poland?
You
@@LucasTeague-VR yeah u guessed.....IT was easy question.......
You
Me and You
@@TheWrenchFromWatchDogs bro ur from now My favorite bc of ur logo
QUESTION
What app do you use to do text to speech? (Voice is really good)
Frist
I mean First 😞
Who asked
1:13 grandpa flashbacks
1:14 is directly at WW2 flashback
Mom weapon: slipper x100
Dad weapon: belt x10 damnge
Lil bros weapon: crying to mom
My weapon: a tank x100000000000 damnge
COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE TRUE
8:34 trank
5:44 nah... I knew it. dirty-minded! But smart 🤣
2:32 italy is soooo funny 😂😂😂
8:30 I never knew I needed this in my life.
10:10 As an Asian I can confirm that it is true lol 😂
1:14 my guy has the 1000 yard stare 😭💀
2:57 hard choice but I’ll take the tank
Good luck dog, try to steal something I don't have.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:33 that’s literally me and my friends😂😂
This is so relatable lol 😂
Boys the REPUBLIC is calling 10.52
Uh... Atention base, this is viper-2 over, these memes are hella funny my sides hurt.
3:45, Literally land cruiser
F-16 isn’t perfect… but it’s damn near it!!
6:14 dude i sqw F-14 and didn’t even give a sh*t what the other option was, i love the F-14 so much
7:22 fr😂😂
Now that my black hawk Is ready Me and the boys getting 110 kill streak
"Autorocks transfom and roll out!" I started dying of laughter at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:45 i want to drive a modern maus😂😂
bro its funny that the librarian has a silenced pistol
1:08 I forgot that bus just got drowned into the water 😂
2:42 of course bfg 10000
Respect for the .300 savage at 0:33 must be hard having a cousin killed and used as a door lock
Military humor: What do you call a 10-year-old with an AK47? Answer: The enemy.
Man, the tanktop meme got me 😂
New sub
10:18 William afton: HEY THATS MY LINE!
W vid boyss!
8:13 YOU HAVENT GOT ANYTHING TO STEAL FROM MY HAHAHAHA
God be with all our military!
2:35
Brother:gets in a jet and pulls out a bok that teaches you how to fly a plane
me:hops on my computer and murders everyone online
1:01 Hãns Pötterman and the Avenge of Hägler (idk what i texted Xd)
0:28 As a gun lover who plays CoD mobile and uses bolt action guns all the time, I approve of this meme.
0:36 Yes, the good, old E25
I once took off the lock on like a gate because I said “it looks like a bolt action sniper” and then put it in my makeshift sniper😂
My weapon: a knife
your weapon: literally just water
The train joke Made me start choking on my noodles
5:23 nah bro, The real turtle army is King Bowser’s Kingdom
7:27 After Understanding this meme 💀☠️
İ didnt got it
What dose it mean
5 black guys vs Mia Khalifa 💀💀💀
Bro where do u get that battle ship canoe
3:26 there's always that one group of girls in the corner chatting that still end up getting hit in the face with a dodgeball
True.
How did you get that picture
W-w-what picture?
0:05 nice, im a hello kitty рistol now! :D
Hilarious it’s so funny😂😂😂❤😊
Gonzov the railway gun probably has 6 stars with the way he lookin at Thomas like that