Memes That Only Men Will Understand
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Memes That Only Men Will Understand
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181 donut mem
waiting for bird memes
Do Geography memes goddammit
stray kids memes!!!
11:45
Back is a 3x3 so that's 9
First 4 rows from the side are 9, so 9x4 = 36
next 2 rows are pairs of 3, 3+3+3+3 = 12
Final row is just 3.
36 + 12 + 3 = 51
lions dont have fists so we would definitely win in a fistfight
They might have a gun though. Assuming they don't is what will get you defeated. A true man is ready for anything.
Maximum brainpower conclusion
Well makes sense to me. 👍
Just what I was about to say
I just wanted to say the same thing
"Too bad, you bought paws to a fist fight."
Then the lion would CHEAT and use teeth and claws
@@Lord_of_Proboscidea That would automatically up it to a knife fight, and nobody could beat a lion like that.
@@CosmicAggressor i mean...is a chainsaw just a spinning knife or is it something else?
@@togeluga_the_catis a rocket launcher just a knife that shoots smaller explosive knifes
@@averagetectonicplateenjoyer We are asking the true questions here
“Nah i’d win”
Still coping? Wouldn't blame ya I'm too
Bro is not gojo satoru
@@ether_edits0 yeah, cuz im not dead
"8 percent of men believe they could win a fistfight with a lion"
Yeah, and? Lions don't have fists.
All men can beat a lion in a fist fight.
Tf was the woman thinking after bringing 23 family members with her😭
Judging from the picture, she doesn't think.
Bro dodged 23 bullets there.
@@xaiano794dodged a magazine 💀
lesbian
"Woman" "Thinking" Good one
5:20
if I was that date, that'd be one of those "marry me right now" instances
also 16:03
for me its Warhammer 40k
aint no way a girl is gonna top that feeling
That and the mac and cheese with goldfish crusting
True
@@thestoryteller1807hear me out
Sister of battle cosplayer
The tagline to the lion one being "Of course they do", is perfect.
I can understand the Study with Men Thinking they can land a Plane if it came down to it. That is after all not that highly unrealistic because at the end of the day a Pilot is still just a human and most things are automated since the engineering team did the heavy lifting. But have you seen what lions hunt? They tussle with herbivores weighing half a ton or more on a weekly basis and have sharp claws and teeth. How disillusioned does one have to be to think that they can beat that with their bare hands.
Cooking is dumb but did you know that there was only one Panzer VIII Maus ever made but it was never used?
There were parts for two but only one was tested and blown up. The one in russia is a Franken-Maus, made from two dead Mäuse, which is metal as the Maus itself.
wait there was only one maus wtf my life is a lie
At least it had a better fate and utility then the TOG1 ngl
@@ABW941 the second Maus never fi ished completion and is just the armor and wheels nothing inside
@@RazorSharpMC they used the turret for the first Maus.
im not a man but i drink water to stay hydrated, so i see this as a win
You’re a ladyyyy
@ 17:39 I just love the fact, that the girl with trust issues, fucked up a dudes life. Then, bitched about trust issues after he fixes her a full course meal of revenge. I believe they both "fucked around, and found out". What a happy tale. Everyone of note lives happily ever after.
That roof at 10:24 is genuinely, honestly satisfying.
Even if nobody ever saw it, I'd be just a little bit happier every day if that was my roof, or if I'd installed it. Either or, really.
0:27 deserved. First off, I 1318 day streak is insane and she is insane. Second off, it’s with her ex.
Ikr
1:01 dude the delivery on this was absolutely perfect! Well played.
First, don’t cheat, it makes you a scumbag and unfaithful. Second, don’t let your partner find out from someone else. It makes you a phony and untrustworthy.
Cheating makes you phony and untrustworthy no matter who they find out from
Priests aren't meant to say what is told to them during confession at any moment even grave criminal acts
Chances are this woman was probably doing some fucked up shit relating to cheating that he had to say it
Btw the woman paid 13:30 $24k for a 1500 car
2:29 was outta pocket how you bringing your whole family to dinner
12:36 that one meme was a whole ass rollercoaster
Well that’s fuckin insane. It’s a whole step-sibling relationship bullshit in disguise
Pov: They planned this int heir childhood
8:30 okay that delivery was fantastic
16:02 Random pieces of metal found in a creek, 'I'll sell them some day'
i get the lions.....
but the geese, i DEFINETLY could beat at least 15 geese, 20 on a good day
i stay away from geese mostly because they are loud af but if 15 of them try to jump me i would get my goons on them and give them the knuckle sandwich they were quacking for 😤
My question is are we allowed to have clothes or do we fight those geese naked?
If clothed then yea no prob but im not gonna get pecked on my balls by 20 geese.
"Woah there lion, claws and fangs are not allowed in a fist fight. Don't you even know your basic Queensberry rules?"
92% can beat a lion in a fist fight
Tell that lion to put them gloves on and meet me in the ring and let's see what happens
Never bring paws to a fistfight.
Why can't we just walk around in armor and carry swords
15:56 what men have that come close to that is a really cool stick
I immediately thought Pokémon cards
11:45
Back is a 3x3 so that's 9
First 4 rows from the side are 9, so 9x4 = 36
next 2 rows are pairs of 3, 3+3+3+3 = 12
Final row is just 3.
36 + 12 + 3 = 51
you have no proof that the middle part is completely filled, so the real answer is between 51 and 43, since the middle part could be empty except for the last row and column, as seen from the top and back view.
Additionally, you only have proof that one of the sides (left and right) are actually filled, lowering the possible number of boxes to between 35 and 51
@@f.th.4299 we are shown the truck bed from an X,Y, and Z perspective; if such was applicable it would be shown with an internal cross section, as to account for hollow cavities.
As far as the given diagram is concerned; the first 4 rows from the back are a solid 3x3, the 2 rows ahead are a 3x2, and the final row is a 1x3.
We are also given no form of reference for depth; apart from the side view; which is why the top and back look entirely full.
If hollow space existed; we would need to factor in gravity; causing the boxes in the middle to fall; creating a variable recess on top; visible from the back perspective; possibly necessitating an extra XYZ viewpoint.
Or alternatively, supports would need to be factored in to keep the boxes in position; but none are shown or implied, same goes for possible voids.
In summary; my answer is given based on what information we have and reasonable conclusions, not hypothetical, non specified voids/supports that are not shows to exist.
The question is a simple one, you are finding the quantity of boxes using the grid based illustrations; there is no implication of voids/supports.
But I do appreciate considering the potential of such; despite that not being specified.
@@f.th.4299 I replied to this, saying there was no mention of voids, which would cause boxes to drop; and how it was not specified but YT removed it for some reason.
"My *best friend*"
girl you don't have to kill our guy like that
You could beat a lion in a fistfight if the lion doesn't cheat by using its claws or teeth
Or you could win by default 'cause the lion cheated.
I don't think I can beat a Lion in a fistfight. I KNOW I CAN
1:51 this is where paranoia comes from
1:38 yo this new weezer album looks great
4:01 Defend your right to bear sticks.
You never know when you'll need one.
17:24, do you think that guy does consultations? Maybe teaches a class at the community college? Legend.
51 cubes on the truck
59 if you count multiple cubes forming new cubes.
Am I on the spectrum?
Oops 63.
Respectfully, you severally underestimate my ability to fuck up 20 geese
That's a funny way to spell "8 percent of man can beat a lion in a fist fight"
0:06 Lions don’t have fists, auto win.
exactly
Only the gay men would lose in a fist fight to a lion because both lions and gay men don't know how to make a fist for punching.
Sleeping with his high school bully’s girlfriend and sisters, absolute chad
11:45 its impossible to know for sure, but it is in between 35 and 51. It is 35 when all of the bottom and back boxes have a depth 3 and all of the boxes in between only have a depth 1, and 51 when every segment on the side has a depth of 3
How is it impossible to know? Just count them. There’s 51
Nevermind, I realized what you’re saying after I posted that
lol, all good@@Lancelot2356
16:05 a 2010 clearance isle at game stop
15:37 I love salt & vinegar chips
Yeah same I will eat them until my mouth hurts, and then I will eat more.
0:02 that man is a genius
Bro I screecged like a bird at one of the memes 💀
Edit: 8:36
fortune be with you for actually time stamping what you meant
Same
DIY Facemasks are useless? Funny, because so are the regular ones.
4 seconds in and the least i could say is F for the first guy. He may have taken the L on that one but hopes he gets the W on someone who's worthy of it
So many of these are just about someones wife or girlfriend cheating and its just sad
THE ELPHANT IS NOT FAT, YOU SWINE, HE IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING! WE MUST SUPPORT THE ELEPHANT THROUGH IT ALL.
I feel like it would take at least 2 geese to give me any amount of trouble, but 3 would be insanity.
Mmmmmm cheeseburger
I, too, believe I could beat a lion in a fistfight. Providing that attempting to or successfully utilising anything other than one’s fists in an attack will lead to an automatic disqualification and a win by default to the opponent, as would make sense in a fistfight
The streaker is next level genius
I could definitely beat a lion in a fist fight
3:15 this is true. I stay the hell away from geese and other dudes do in fact think they could bring down one goose per year of age
no not me when we went to a park as a field trip a geese attacked my firend 's leg ohh it was nasty
Or be like me knows how dangerous a goose is think’s quiet to myself I could take them on
More Godzilla memes
the other 92% thinks they can beat more than one lion in fist figth
As long as it's a fist fight and not a bite fight I think most other people stands a chance
Gentlemen… geese… they are terrifying, they have night vision. My case rests
you cant pull the trigger on the gun if its on that stick sooooooo weakest staff
that's what mage hand is for
🤓
I can beat a lion in a fist fight. The lion doesn't have a fist; if it bites me, then it cheated, and I automatically win.
I could fight 100 geese. I have fought a cow.
51 cubes for the math question i think
If the lion dosent cheat and use its claws and teeth i can easily beat it.
11:45 the answer is 51 cubes
7 (length) x 3 (with) = 21
21 (base) x 3 (hight) = 63
4 (cubes missing on the side) x 3 (with) = 12
63 (cubes) - 12 (cubes missing) = 51
If i got anything wrong let me know so i can change it
News flash, smart guy. Lions don't have fists. I have two. I beat them two to zero.
7:33 bro built like a fkn penguin
4:40 that is a blood orange it's just a red sweet orange
Why is it only 8% those are rookie numbers guys we got to bump them up.
That samurai sword thing happened on my birthday one year and I didn’t believe it when I found out
Those 8% men are build different
8% of men: "Lions don't have fists, and they can't claw swipe or bite back or it stops being a fist fight."
92% of men: "Of course the lion isn't going to abide by the rules of a fist fight, so hand to paw combat is a bad idea that favors the lion over me."
13:26 literaly my room +1 guitar
1 desk1 chair 1 computer 1 bed, no bed structure, nothing on wall. gg
Time for my daily dose of Memes
The best part of the "Over 3"" and "Under 3"" urinials, I believe, is that every single man is going to homie out and stand in the "Under" line, regardless of the truth.
4:02 That was a nice looking stick. Sturdy.
The Vegas dude is incredibly smart.
I'm in the 92%, I don't believe I can defeat a lion in a fistfight.
I KNOW I can defeat a lion in a fistfight.
Say cardboard boxes smell like pickles for an edit (start a chain in the comments)
'' Cardboard boxes smell like pickles ''
@@ICanJustLeave "Cardboard boxes smell like pickles"
As a Canadian I was trained from birth to fight geese
11:46
there are 51 cubes on that trailer.
Not necessarily, there isn't enough depth perception to know for sure, there can be certain cubes removed from your answer without it being visible in that picture.
@@voidbitelike?
16:50 damn Vaazkl doesn't know who Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Profit Extraordinary is😔
is a fist fight still a fist fight if use a gun? I mean I am just making a weird fist right?
92% of men *know* they can beat a lion in a fist fight.
That snapstreak "Good" came from his soul.
"overconfidence ...a slow and insidious killer"
10:19 ok, but can we talk about the twig growing trough the handle and back into the blade to create a crossguard? That is a once in a lifetime find. TBH I'd be tempted to keep it in the freezer.
8% think they could win. 92% KNOW they could win
Bro pronunced Wojaks as Uozhaks 💀☠️
He pronounced aluminum wrong as well.
6:42 he did not have to pay rent for 72 years
1:52 “Scarlet Johnson” 💀
Those 8% of men are defiantly inline for the Darwin Award!
Ok so, about the goose fighting. Once you grab their neck, what are they gonna do? Im probably a healthy amount of confident i can fight a goose.
8:05 LOL THE INSTANT RAMEN NOODLE SEASONING PACKAGE 😭😭😭😭🖐🏽💀
I'm Canadian TBH I could probably take on 20 regular geese
0:37 I use to bring flowers to a girl too, but she always talk about spirit turnning
The only lion that I have seen able to have a fist fight was a cowardly lion, so the man wins. 😂
I will win the fist fight if you let me use plate armor.