The Church Of What's Happening Now

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  • Опубликовано: 20 июн 2017
  • Sarah Tiana, comedian and writer seen on @midnight and Reno 911, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio...twice.
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    Recorded live on 06/19/2017.

Комментарии • 375

  • @Glowsticks1000
    @Glowsticks1000 7 лет назад +266

    I feel Joey needs a "wall of fame" with photos of everyone that got sent to the shadow realm by the stars

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 7 лет назад +9

      I can`t like this comment enough!!!!

    • @ugabuga1361
      @ugabuga1361 3 года назад +2

      Crazy that yu gi oh had basically hell in their show

    • @huhwhat6887
      @huhwhat6887 7 месяцев назад

      Shadow realm lol

  • @Operator153
    @Operator153 3 года назад +124

    Sarah’s got nothing to be ashamed of. Like Joey said himself, it happens to the best of us. Whether we’ll admit it or not we’ve all been fucked up to the point of not being able to talk at some point 😂

    • @iDayVids
      @iDayVids 2 года назад +6

      @@billybatts9491 jeezus, you eating laxatives or edibles? Lmao

    • @James-ok7ii
      @James-ok7ii 2 года назад +2

      couldnt agree more😂😂 happened a few times when i first started

    • @iDayVids
      @iDayVids 2 года назад

      @@billybatts9491 didnt have time to run to the bathroom?

    • @Nick-md3vr
      @Nick-md3vr 2 года назад +2

      @@billybatts9491 Dude this is so fucking relatable

    • @rene9892
      @rene9892 2 года назад +2

      @@billybatts9491 when the couch lock is so heavy that you shit yourself

  • @narcissistskryptonite5734
    @narcissistskryptonite5734 7 лет назад +402

    Another KO on the Church

    • @zigzag3035
      @zigzag3035 7 лет назад +2

      ha,ha

    • @Justintdot
      @Justintdot 7 лет назад +16

      zacklton these cocksuckas are not ready to go deep in the murky waters

    • @ExploitMage
      @ExploitMage 7 лет назад +8

      savage shit... Joey n Lee at it again, the greatest

    • @mattydigs
      @mattydigs 7 лет назад +5

      I don't know why Joey fucking forces disgusting doses on people? It's not cool. Just cuz he has a tolerance and he rocks 1000+ mg doesn't mean that everyone around him should, including Lee. Why does everyone always have to be doing what he does when they are around him at all times? Like wtf is his problem with that shit?

    • @WarchiefRecords
      @WarchiefRecords 7 лет назад +40

      Mattydigs grow a pair bitch , they're all adults

  • @Shadow61616
    @Shadow61616 4 года назад +76

    16:50 Lee is cracking up dying with that quick camera change.

  • @Icouldwriteabook
    @Icouldwriteabook 7 лет назад +96

    I blame Lee for drinking all the ginger ale.

  • @TheShane1929
    @TheShane1929 7 лет назад +61

    sarahs eyes are saying help lmfaoo joey u fucking savage with those stars of death hahaha

  • @Godlymike
    @Godlymike 7 лет назад +99

    I bursted out laughing when joey said " his girlfriend went to her mothas house to eat and dance or whateva they do " lmao

    • @unclejimmyray
      @unclejimmyray 7 лет назад +12

      Michael Gonzalez and the Pitbull line...lmao!

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад +2

      Michael Gonzalez
      🕺"doin the chicken dance by himself."

  • @Junior-ns4ub
    @Junior-ns4ub 7 лет назад +39

    Joey: are you ok
    Sarah ; im Ok 👀🙅🏻
    Lmao

  • @davidSr8098
    @davidSr8098 7 лет назад +59

    This is a Testament to how much Lee has become a savage from where he started!

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 7 лет назад +168

    the EDIBLE K.O. begins at 15:56

    • @imacashew.
      @imacashew. 7 лет назад +2

      gjh gyjdg lol 😂 oh that's great

    • @NachoManRandySandwich
      @NachoManRandySandwich 7 лет назад +5

      gjh gyjdg I've got 8 minutes to go. I'm tempted to skip ahead just to see :D

    • @connplayer22
      @connplayer22 7 лет назад +4

      gjh gyjdg holy shit it came outta nowhere hahhahahahahahaa

    • @NachoManRandySandwich
      @NachoManRandySandwich 7 лет назад +6

      connplayer22 I've watched up until almost the 1:30 mark and she still hasn't recovered lol. It's kinda funny how they carried on with a passed out person over in the corner. If you listen at around 17 to 19 minutes in she's making some seriously funny noises like she's either being banged the shit out of or dreaming about it

    • @connplayer22
      @connplayer22 7 лет назад +1

      Dforce 10 holy shit she was out for an hour and a half lmaooooo

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 7 лет назад +101

    16:48 Lee is dying laughing

    • @markm3706
      @markm3706 7 лет назад +12

      Lmao, trying to hold the laughter in, what a savage!

  • @yixe2253
    @yixe2253 4 года назад +60

    16:48 Poor girl is questioning her existence and Lee is laughing his ass off

  • @IANONYMOUSLYI
    @IANONYMOUSLYI 3 года назад +16

    16:51 the cut shot of her freaking out and Lee dying of laughter.

  • @420dopethrone
    @420dopethrone 7 лет назад +30

    If you watch from @15:56 on 0.5 speed it's more fun to imagine Sarah's state of mind

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb Год назад +2

      You are a genius 😂❤

  • @no0channel0at0all
    @no0channel0at0all 7 лет назад +34

    I have a 10 hour a day job of removing staples thanks joey for helping my time pass.

    • @squanchy666
      @squanchy666 7 лет назад +4

      what the fuck are all those staples in? why do they need to be removed?

    • @wormsali
      @wormsali 4 года назад +1

      Y'all hiring?

    • @jrob4795
      @jrob4795 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @noelgonzales6003
      @noelgonzales6003 2 года назад

      Probably Upholstery

  • @capnmatt3230
    @capnmatt3230 7 лет назад +131

    Church #491: The Ghost of Sarah Tiana

  • @BKking6
    @BKking6 7 лет назад +27

    AHAHAHAHA her facial expression was priceless. She was trapped in the thc limbo

  • @technicalsupport3111
    @technicalsupport3111 7 лет назад +13

    I think this is my fav one, i really like Joey just talking to Lee

  • @bobweird506
    @bobweird506 7 лет назад +36

    joey mentions baseketball or spider man at least once per podcast lol.

    • @Rex_Colt
      @Rex_Colt 7 лет назад +13

      Let me tell you, dawg. When I was the in The Longest Yard..

    • @bobweird506
      @bobweird506 7 лет назад +3

      you right rex, he mentions longest yard even more than the others. im slippin

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад +1

      bob weird
      BasketMan.
      he got bitten by a creepy sports coach
      and got the superpower of shooting
      basketballs out of his ass hole.
      FLOOMP FLOOMP.

  • @latortuganinja7184
    @latortuganinja7184 3 года назад +10

    16:39
    Joey: “Yah that whole star Fukkin killed ya”
    Sarah: “yah🙍‍♀️”

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +67

    Sarah Tiana swung for the fences in this one. 16:00 #StarsOfDett

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os 7 лет назад +8

      much respect. i would have passed

  • @cannabisenthusiast8351
    @cannabisenthusiast8351 2 года назад +7

    17:45
    That’s the I’m so high laugh 🪴

  • @gerttherude6366
    @gerttherude6366 7 лет назад +10

    Lee's giggle for a split second when camera changes XD

  • @jaimelebron1433
    @jaimelebron1433 7 лет назад +52

    pilot to Bombadier pilot to bombadier were going down

  • @Fireoncityy
    @Fireoncityy 4 года назад +16

    1:46:06 Uncle Joey truly is such an uncle I love him. He's so savage and so loving btw...lmfao 1:46:19 😂 vrrrro

  • @Chronicblessings
    @Chronicblessings 7 лет назад +46

    Sarah must think Joey is the Cuban Bill Cosby.

    • @jackjones3014
      @jackjones3014 7 лет назад +2

      Chronicblessings the Cuban bill Cosby 😂👌

  • @AlainDiazDesigns
    @AlainDiazDesigns 7 лет назад +23

    Sarah recover like a soldier.

  • @rachelc586
    @rachelc586 6 лет назад +5

    LMFAO "I'm way too fucked up" 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @davidlewis4162
    @davidlewis4162 7 лет назад +12

    That was brilliant , she was literally melting . Although she's in the best company for that

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos Год назад +4

    1:45:43 lmao he's just casually throwing another 400mg his way 😂😂

  • @waynemorris2779
    @waynemorris2779 7 лет назад +18

    Sarah is a CHAMP!!!!

  • @adamwilliams1550
    @adamwilliams1550 7 лет назад +11

    glad joey had a great father's day!

  • @adamvanmeekeren7752
    @adamvanmeekeren7752 7 лет назад +21

    Lee laughing at 16:50 is the funniest part

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb Год назад

      Bro that single frame ist L E G E N D A R Y

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 7 лет назад +11

    Church of Lee interviewing Joey.

  • @SteadyLifted
    @SteadyLifted 7 лет назад +5

    Lee's face trying not to laugh is killing me

  • @reginafelangi914
    @reginafelangi914 7 лет назад +21

    Joey "125 Won't Do Notin' To You" Diaz

  • @user-vs2em9mz8m
    @user-vs2em9mz8m 7 лет назад +15

    KALABEEB WITH THE K.O. At 15:56 !!!

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +13

    Tiana disappeared like LeBron in the 4th. But, that's just the way Uncle Joey likes it, it was perfect for him, so he can talk more about himself without any interruption.

  • @JonRamurz
    @JonRamurz 7 лет назад +5

    I found it hilarious how when joey gets up just before sarah ko's you see lee change the cam to him and sarah and he's fucking dying laughing😂 the stars claim another victim

  • @zackaryaiken-edelman7382
    @zackaryaiken-edelman7382 7 лет назад +52

    Sarah got a taste of the big league's

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +12

      She's ready for the Russians

  • @JayPase
    @JayPase 7 лет назад +9

    We're experiencing technically high people here on the Church - PLEASE STAND BY . . .

  • @Suitswonderland
    @Suitswonderland 7 лет назад +8

    I laughed so hard because you said eat half, poor girl, she was lovely though.

  • @thomasbailey3511
    @thomasbailey3511 Год назад +12

    1:46:15 Joey: Are you alright Sarah,are you hungry?, What do you want an In &Out burger or that'll kill you. Sarah: (panicked) What do you mean?I just need my head to stop spinning so I can drive my car. The edibles claim another victim on The Church of What's Happening 😒

  • @Jattmafia313
    @Jattmafia313 7 лет назад +10

    Go to 26:40 to hear about some shit Joey has never talked about

  • @YuriTardid
    @YuriTardid 2 года назад +3

    You'd have two extra tickets and leave em on the windshield, you'd come back and there would be four
    Fuckin hilarious

  • @cubeuhhgaming5034
    @cubeuhhgaming5034 3 года назад +3

    I started writing standup because of you your hilarious man

  • @bigdonrich
    @bigdonrich 7 лет назад +5

    a girl who knows sports and gets fucked up on stars....i need her in my life

  • @tylerford4812
    @tylerford4812 Год назад +2

    I call it a reset ,he helps everyone mentally nd physically, amazing 👏

  • @RAW-db3uh
    @RAW-db3uh 7 лет назад +1

    had to leave an comment. This whas fing tremendous!!! shaamee, shaamee! Lee Syatt is a BEAST with the stars of death!

  • @bio-plasmictoad5311
    @bio-plasmictoad5311 7 лет назад +5

    It sucks when you get to high and feel like death haha. It's great though when it mellows off and on the nice side of the high.

  • @spenserknight2748
    @spenserknight2748 7 лет назад +7

    i gotta try those stars

  • @tobiaskevorkazito4072
    @tobiaskevorkazito4072 7 лет назад +1

    This is a great epidode.

  • @rhandossdriver7018
    @rhandossdriver7018 28 дней назад

    "Its happens to the best of us" 😭🤣

  • @baked1838
    @baked1838 7 лет назад +7

    THIS CHICK NEVER DID A DRUG IN HER LIFE RIP

  • @soccerman127
    @soccerman127 7 лет назад +2

    That noise Joey always makes like @ 11:48 always kills me

  • @AlainDiazDesigns
    @AlainDiazDesigns 7 лет назад +26

    Did she see the devil?

    • @str8frmthacr8
      @str8frmthacr8 7 лет назад +6

      Brother, I think she met him and played spades with him. LOLOLOL!!

  • @DavidWilson-ip3bl
    @DavidWilson-ip3bl 7 лет назад +32

    Stars of Death claimed another victim...

  • @officialraylong
    @officialraylong 7 лет назад +7

    Did anyone else notice that Sarah starting twirling her hair and giggling when Lee Syatt was talking about puking and shitting in front of the police? I want to believe it was from the edibles, and so I shall.

    • @timbutdim1492
      @timbutdim1492 2 года назад +2

      She was just feeling good.

    • @lukeaustin4465
      @lukeaustin4465 Год назад

      Lol can't accept the fact that a girl can find a fat guy hot so you gotta come come up with other reasons.

  • @queenbethanybee
    @queenbethanybee 7 лет назад +1

    Daaaaaaaamn!
    We've all been there

  • @anderson-kj3zs
    @anderson-kj3zs 7 лет назад +7

    lee's laughing used to annoy me but now i feel like its really a part of the show. look at the shape of lee

  • @pavmel4438
    @pavmel4438 7 лет назад +11

    16:49 freaken lee about to pop a hernia

  • @edarmstrong5955
    @edarmstrong5955 7 лет назад +6

    welcome to my world.. biatch.... Lee Syatt

  • @peronakov7663
    @peronakov7663 7 лет назад +1

    17:06 Just perfect intermezzo music

  • @cubeuhhgaming5034
    @cubeuhhgaming5034 3 года назад

    Your hilarious joey. So underrated.

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt 7 лет назад

    One more comment to add. Got a feeling this will be a classic episode to watch for people who wanna see guests passing out in The Church lol.

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 7 лет назад +7

    damn the starz of debt did it again. never had edibles but one time. i made a batch of brownies and ate the whole dozen i couldnt understand english anymore just nod and smile.

    • @torbjrngleerup5716
      @torbjrngleerup5716 3 года назад +3

      So the brownies aint eddible? Haha it works the same as the edibles they have ..

  • @sumochop360
    @sumochop360 7 лет назад +4

    Joey gets Lee so blasted dude is going to forget his entire life in a year or so!!

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt 7 лет назад

    I wanna be around.. to.. pick up the pieces! Good timing on the Tony Bennett lol

  • @AnotherTequilaSeanrise
    @AnotherTequilaSeanrise 7 лет назад +4

    Any podcast starting with "Wasted" by Def Leppard can't be wrong. And fitting for how Sarah ended up.

  • @mohamedbeard
    @mohamedbeard 7 лет назад +7

    Those stars should come with a warning... Not for momo's consumption 👻

  • @davo9129
    @davo9129 7 лет назад +1

    Another one bites the dust! haha

  • @alrightitsnighttonight6087
    @alrightitsnighttonight6087 7 лет назад +5

    chick went deep!!!

  • @grimreaperx89ify
    @grimreaperx89ify 7 лет назад +6

    The Deathstar claimed another victim R.I.P Sarah Tiana

  • @opencurtains9323
    @opencurtains9323 15 дней назад

    holds her hand to walk her to the door. what a gentleman

  • @torbjrngleerup5716
    @torbjrngleerup5716 3 года назад +1

    Nobody gon talk about she was knocked the fuck out cold for one hour and 30 mins straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NWforager
    @NWforager 7 лет назад +7

    Joey is trying sooooo hard to not laugh about overdosing another person again . XD

  • @ibrahimamoha5826
    @ibrahimamoha5826 7 лет назад +32

    Another one bites the dust
    Check yourself before you wreck yourself

    • @Sammyfrmkdz
      @Sammyfrmkdz 7 лет назад

      Who else has gotten fucked by the stars? I gotta check it out lmao this was hilarious.

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 3 года назад

      @@Sammyfrmkdz owen Benjamin

  • @jordanbassingthwaite831
    @jordanbassingthwaite831 5 лет назад

    Lol Lees face at 16:50 lolololol

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +4

    Glad Sarah got KO'd...we got to hear more of Lee stumbling and mumbling attempting to spit out questions to Uncle Joey. It's one of my favorite things to hate-watch/listen.

  • @connplayer22
    @connplayer22 7 лет назад

    Lmaooooo 16 minutes in it was game over

  • @southpaw817
    @southpaw817 7 лет назад +1

    Wiiiiith the knockout!! In the 2nd rouuuuuund! Star O'Deathhhhhhh!

  • @grimreaperx89ify
    @grimreaperx89ify 7 лет назад +1

    "I told you to stop eating hummus your supporting ISIS" fucking died

  • @pittsburgh4life83
    @pittsburgh4life83 7 лет назад +19

    haha this is what makes this podcast so great!! Getting fucked up

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад

      Pittsburgh 4 life lol. ✌
      the kids these days call it "turnt" or "turnt...up..." lol
      are u woke?
      i am.....i got up at 4am to score gear.😎

  • @luccisosa6185
    @luccisosa6185 2 года назад +1

    When I first got high I was in 7th grade and I was the first in my friend group to really experience it and man it scarred me for life. They just didn’t understand cause they weren’t high then experienced depersonalization for the longest time but I’m good now for anyone wondering if it ever goes away it does

  • @krisfleischer7467
    @krisfleischer7467 7 лет назад +2

    They say Tiana is still on the floor to this day!

  • @ScratchArkkitehti
    @ScratchArkkitehti 7 лет назад +11

    I WANNA BE AROUND TO...PICK UP THE PIECES....WHEN....

    • @vincenthicks5850
      @vincenthicks5850 7 лет назад +6

      O. G. Somebody breaks your fart.

    • @chafomon
      @chafomon 7 лет назад +5

      SOMEBODY... TAKES MORE STARS...

    • @ghod666
      @ghod666 7 лет назад +2

      O. G. "when somebody fucks your tart."

    • @ScratchArkkitehti
      @ScratchArkkitehti 7 лет назад +1

      Resting like the cops in Seacaucus....

    • @chrismorale_
      @chrismorale_ 7 лет назад

      O. G. here ya restin'?

  • @Skywalker_OG1
    @Skywalker_OG1 3 года назад

    Rusty Shackleford 😂😂

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 7 лет назад +1

    Stars of deathhh strike again loll

  • @ChinChecker22
    @ChinChecker22 25 дней назад

    Sarah handled that like a champ

  • @SoberbioNumeroUno
    @SoberbioNumeroUno 7 лет назад +3

    LOL! That was amazing. She got buried.

  • @dominicgermano6034
    @dominicgermano6034 4 года назад +3

    She went deep in the merky waters of the church...

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos Год назад +1

    1:46:28 What do you mean without knowing 😂

  • @ryanclark1604
    @ryanclark1604 7 лет назад +5

    Joey "coked up to the gills" Diaz

  • @davis0730
    @davis0730 7 лет назад +2

    This is fucking classic dude I'm sticking to the liquids and if need be I will get a second hand high.

  • @Ball_or_sink101
    @Ball_or_sink101 3 года назад

    That was quick lmfao

  • @Meta_Myself
    @Meta_Myself 7 лет назад +3

    16:50
    Someone should turn this into a meme!

  • @NoMorePodDes
    @NoMorePodDes 7 лет назад

    "Next time they Aleppo somebody" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤞🤞😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharpy44
    @sharpy44 7 лет назад +10

    Poor Sarah.

  • @ridesolo846
    @ridesolo846 7 лет назад +2

    best transition ever!

  • @alzil9181
    @alzil9181 7 лет назад +2

    16:49 Lee is like, filthy casuals