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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • George Perez, comedian seen on Roast Battle and Showtime, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
    This podcast is brought to you by:
    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.
    Recorded live on 09/27/2016.

Комментарии • 273

  • @marcoleone8189
    @marcoleone8189 Год назад +35

    Anyone else watching reruns of The Church?? The Best! Hope Joey fires back up the podcast after a much needed break!

    • @brianarguello7576
      @brianarguello7576 11 месяцев назад +3

      Dawg these never get old, I'm still looking for the one with the goofy alien music 😂😂

    • @b3astlyify
      @b3astlyify 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ohhhh ya

    • @TRU3STI09
      @TRU3STI09 5 месяцев назад

      The church is over.

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe 2 года назад +34

    I love how Joey calls PCP “THC crystals” 😂😂 tremendous!

    • @gumbojones3133
      @gumbojones3133 2 года назад +3

      That's how it was presented go him. Make it more appealing

    • @capitolc4430
      @capitolc4430 9 месяцев назад +1

      IT WAS KEEF LOL~ U DONT FEEL NADA FROM SNIFFIN KEEP LMFAO😅🤣😂 #yOunG 🪖🌴🕊

  • @MichaelDominguez25
    @MichaelDominguez25 7 месяцев назад +14

    2024 none of the church episodes lose their value, timeless masterpieces

  • @jaycolor994
    @jaycolor994 8 лет назад +134

    I bet George could make a killing in movies, I mean we only got one Hispanic dude playing "Hector" in like 20 different movies.

    • @JS-bk4pn
      @JS-bk4pn 8 лет назад +8

      right man... u mean like noel gugliemi? lol

    • @Exigentable
      @Exigentable 8 лет назад +13

      wow, that's exactly who I was thinking of and I never knew his name. WHAT UP HOLMES. that guy is fuckin beast of a character actor

    • @JS-bk4pn
      @JS-bk4pn 8 лет назад

      haha fuck yeah!

    • @Danny71891
      @Danny71891 8 лет назад +8

      "I got a last name too but I can't pronounce it."

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад

      Just cause george looks like an ese. Doesnt mean he can act you dumb fuck

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 5 лет назад +101

    Joey's entire childhood took place in 1974

    • @fillavoidpodcast112
      @fillavoidpodcast112 3 года назад +23

      And all crime is 1984

    • @legate-lanius
      @legate-lanius 2 года назад +6

      @@fillavoidpodcast112 it was in boulder Colorado

    • @ModernSpartan300
      @ModernSpartan300 2 года назад +8

      @@legate-lanius “Joe Rogan it was 1985.” 😆😆😆

    • @criii4950
      @criii4950 2 года назад +10

      It had to be the summer of 83 I was living in boulder colorado

    • @oJackMastao
      @oJackMastao 2 года назад

      @@fillavoidpodcast112 hahaha i was a out to reply the same

  • @carlosr.martintoledo1224
    @carlosr.martintoledo1224 8 лет назад +50

    guests like George are the best, they are just authentic, original and chill! Real fing person right there

  • @SativaHigh
    @SativaHigh 5 лет назад +38

    Everyday my day begins with Joey. When I was a kid, my Dubliner grandad, social, amazing story teller..he had this radio station where people would talk and every morning about 6am (I thought he was crazy) he puts this radio show on. They'd talk life, politics, all sorts of subjects and he would laugh and comment and even sometimes do that old classic Dubliner, "ahh for fucks sake"
    I have this great comfort for Joeys talks, not only does he remind me of my grandad and his amazing stories but also he's the oldschool. We gotta keep it going. Art of the storyteller, oldest art in the world.

  • @TannerZOnline
    @TannerZOnline 3 года назад +16

    “You know how many times I’ve listened to this in the dark?!!”

  • @drmotorboatjones
    @drmotorboatjones 8 лет назад +26

    "Fuuuuuck Yeah"- George Perez...
    2 Hrs later...
    "Fuuuuuck Yeah, Dog"- George Perez

  • @yupera7325
    @yupera7325 8 лет назад +14

    Great podcast to listen while working out

  • @claudebassingthwaighte4595
    @claudebassingthwaighte4595 8 лет назад +16

    Nice to see Lee got the bumper music audible to the podcast listeners. Nice job Lee.

  • @evansweeney5770
    @evansweeney5770 2 года назад +6

    Lee having a heart attack over 10 year old joey Diaz not wearing a helmet while playing street hockey in north Bergen New Jersey is absolutely hysterical. Dude was lighting people on fire 6 years later

  • @dabidoe
    @dabidoe 8 лет назад +30

    I hope Lee and Joey go to 2000mg for their #420th show

    • @alexjoseph4665
      @alexjoseph4665 8 лет назад +6

      no 4200 MG..

    • @dabidoe
      @dabidoe 8 лет назад

      Alex Joseph if anyone can do it to the church can

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 8 лет назад +1

      Get your telescopes ready cocksuckas! I got my eye on the Dark Side of Jupiter's Moon.

    • @ryanexsus
      @ryanexsus 8 лет назад +3

      Dude taking 1000 like they do and still functioning is a small miracle. You can take the hardest core dabber out there and give them 1000mg edibles and they'll be having a mini freak out.

    • @JS-bk4pn
      @JS-bk4pn 8 лет назад +1

      yea but someone who eats 1000's mg all the time and is fine might get FUCKED UP off 2 dabs... edibles has a different effect and everyone is different

  • @CarlosPerez-wt8ff
    @CarlosPerez-wt8ff 8 лет назад +16

    I caught some of this last night while I threw back a few and smoked a chopper.

  • @davidstoten9504
    @davidstoten9504 8 лет назад +6

    ahahaha they got perez too baked to function

  • @1990sodapop
    @1990sodapop 8 лет назад +29

    imagine joey talking with don Vito...bam margeras uncle who passed

    • @gamemasterz4026
      @gamemasterz4026 8 лет назад +3

      Best comment i've read so far :) haha man RIP Don Vito that dude was hilarious !!

    • @2WheelTex
      @2WheelTex 8 лет назад +7

      I think he'd call Vito a momo.

    • @gamemasterz4026
      @gamemasterz4026 8 лет назад

      True but still a funny guy man :P

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 8 лет назад +1

      no wayy?

    • @jameskushman9165
      @jameskushman9165 5 лет назад

      @@gimmedaloot8168 rofl, Dayum !!!!! The title doesnt give it way.?..The Church of Whats Whispering Now.. Cheers Cocksuccas.
      Preach it. :-)

  • @FredBasque-su3kk
    @FredBasque-su3kk Год назад +2

    Joey fuckin diaz you help me so much with my addictions…You don’t even know how good you did me!!! You are the funniest mf i ever heard…i listen to you religiously joey banana!! Keep on keeping on!!

  • @javiiv31
    @javiiv31 7 лет назад +8

    19:58 "stuttering like it was 1982" 😂😂😂

  • @imanidiot7630
    @imanidiot7630 3 года назад +4

    35:03 the girl with a lot of teeth 🤣

  • @flying503high
    @flying503high 8 лет назад +6

    Sounds like lee is pooping every time he talks. "ugh is that how you....errr...ugh"

  • @bobfalfa76
    @bobfalfa76 8 лет назад +7

    I genuinely love Joey,anytime I see his his face or hear that voice it makes my day.

  • @M14SINAL0A
    @M14SINAL0A 2 года назад +2

    This episode is Tremendous

  • @sewerpipecasso8750
    @sewerpipecasso8750 4 года назад +2

    Cubans cut them thick. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @Supr3me38
    @Supr3me38 3 года назад +13

    I love Joey man “one day I brought my laundry and I never left” lmaoooo

  • @themidwestbarber8428
    @themidwestbarber8428 3 года назад +1

    Cash, grass, or ass- or- my truck is this high because fat girls can’t jump or climb- those bumper stickers are still popular in Missouri in 2021…

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 8 лет назад +11

    J.D + L.S + G.P = O.D

    • @Oysterhorse
      @Oysterhorse 8 лет назад +1

      shoot that poison arrow through my heart

  • @lubbucs546
    @lubbucs546 8 лет назад +25

    When'd Uncle Joey get that tat on his wrist?

    • @Fi1del
      @Fi1del 8 лет назад +5

      no t a fucken TAT!

    • @Kell1984
      @Kell1984 8 лет назад +8

      it's a list of his victims

    • @LNR157
      @LNR157 8 лет назад +4

      Looks like Kinesiology Tape

    • @brentlavallee5988
      @brentlavallee5988 8 лет назад +3

      Definitely not ink

    • @boballi114
      @boballi114 8 лет назад +1

      haha

  • @6fthondaboi
    @6fthondaboi 5 лет назад +3

    30 numbers!? Somebody's coming over to polish my helmet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor8086 5 лет назад +5

    "razacalized" -George Perez

  • @kArLosDaINgEr
    @kArLosDaINgEr 8 лет назад +7

    I want a Cuban sandwich!

  • @luckyfrank562
    @luckyfrank562 8 лет назад +3

    Haha brings up memories of playing numbers with the Cambodians in East side Long Beach

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 8 лет назад +6

    Man, Perez was awesome on Rogan, diving into this and can only assume that this is going to be fucking INCREDIBLE, hahaha

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 8 лет назад

      What The Thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @skywalkerq81
      @skywalkerq81 8 лет назад +6

      One hour in and I didn't hear him string two sentences together. Joey won't stop talking about himself...

    • @whatthe5954
      @whatthe5954 8 лет назад +5

      Dang man, you're right. Whoa. Kind of a bummer.

  • @insanemoe
    @insanemoe 8 лет назад +2

    Linkedin (English)
    LINKINDIN (Spanish)

  • @raulitopecina
    @raulitopecina 3 года назад +1

    Hidden fucking gem, like adam sandler when he played the jew. (No, not water boy)

  • @sully42682
    @sully42682 8 лет назад +9

    What the heck is on Joeys arm?

    • @FatPotatoe
      @FatPotatoe 8 лет назад +1

      If someone knows...tell me too!!

    • @SlapBoxCity
      @SlapBoxCity 8 лет назад +2

      looks like a tattoo but i doubt its real

    • @JustinLucasOhmic
      @JustinLucasOhmic 8 лет назад +1

      Joey Sullivan something gross growing out of his wrist.

    • @ryanexsus
      @ryanexsus 8 лет назад +3

      Looks like an IV line with a funky looking sticker holding it down. My
      guess is he had to get some bloodwork done since he either just had
      surgery or he's about to have surgery for his nose/deviated septum and
      he's super scared of needles so they left the IV in so he could come
      back the next day or something.

    • @FatPotatoe
      @FatPotatoe 8 лет назад

      Where can I 1+ you?! :)*****

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 8 лет назад +15

    Uncle Joey lookin' tremendous with that prison tattoo!

    • @markcitarella454
      @markcitarella454 6 лет назад +1

      CZRXCZR its a bandage or some kind of you see it there’s stuff sticking up off it idk wtf it is exactly

    • @ScratchArkkitehti
      @ScratchArkkitehti 6 лет назад +1

      maybe for an audition.

  • @NikaBeselia
    @NikaBeselia 8 лет назад +3

    I know notiing , i know notiiiing

  • @6fthondaboi
    @6fthondaboi 5 лет назад +8

    That laugh Lee let out out 49:04 ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tremendous

  • @TheEvdoggy
    @TheEvdoggy 8 лет назад +10

    Lee is the first dude I've seen who is so stoned he is slurring his words.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад +1

      Then you havent been around stoned people

  • @davo9129
    @davo9129 8 лет назад +4

    Now he needs to turn the mics up.

  • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
    @Erikkkolivarezzz1937 3 года назад +1

    19:14
    Dude-u said you’re back was hurting take these…
    Joey-what are those?
    Dude- I don’t know🤷‍♂️…….

  • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
    @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE 5 лет назад +1

    Coco: "George ya fuckin mute galoot I bring ya on my fuckin show ya don't fuckin say dick" etc etc
    also Coco: interrupts George every time he says anything more substantive than "FUCK yeah fool"
    lmao

  • @TacticalXRays
    @TacticalXRays 8 лет назад +3

    as i click on it it has 420 views

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 Год назад +1

    Joe a Root canal .
    Is having n the nerves removed
    from the tooth
    not a tooth pulled removed .?!?
    WTF?!?
    😆 Lol
    but then he has those the more expensive fake teeth that you can have done that cost a lot of money or Dentures ..
    So so I'm missing something here.
    But that's me I got to get a life LOL..
    Ok
    Peace ✌️🕊️✌️. 1-15 - 2023

  • @art_by_ngl7128
    @art_by_ngl7128 8 лет назад +1

    This is my everything. Wheres the hangers at ? Lets hang it up.
    How to move into your ladies place by Uncle Coco.
    Ahhhhahaha !!!

  • @dominiquesullivan6436
    @dominiquesullivan6436 8 лет назад +1

    if ur high like me watch this at 42:00 and slow it down to 0.5 and watch the whole thing it is funny as hell!!!

  • @armyag21871
    @armyag21871 8 лет назад +1

    What is with that IV line...I hope you are in good health Uncle Joey...

  • @slightlycrippled2
    @slightlycrippled2 7 лет назад +1

    I love getting baked to the gillz and listening to Joe Rogan or Diiaz podcast. After a long hard day dealing with asshole customers I get to bullshit with these one or the other in a sense.

  • @BootlegLizard
    @BootlegLizard 3 года назад +2

    One of the best episodes of the church

  • @kattysofatty6381
    @kattysofatty6381 8 лет назад +2

    Is Lee just perpetually high?

  • @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk
    @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk 7 лет назад +1

    im here with my little jewish goomba lee syatt

  • @ste4742
    @ste4742 8 лет назад +1

    oh shit. ....... fuckin tremendous. ......

  • @dannykingston6495
    @dannykingston6495 8 лет назад +2

    California Kings!!!

  • @zertiboy
    @zertiboy 6 лет назад +1

    Joey Coco Diaz you my Hero!! Like a grandfather of Life!!! Just here to remind us everything is gonna be allright in a funny way xD

  • @VLE-Grimace
    @VLE-Grimace 3 года назад +1

    Am I tripping or does Joey have a tattoo on his arm

    • @llmfdoomf5127
      @llmfdoomf5127 3 года назад

      It's like its moving when I really try to focus in it, i dunno what the fuck it is

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er 8 лет назад +3

    Tremendous

  • @leetlargo
    @leetlargo 8 лет назад +1

    lmao listening to joey pronounce Linkedin and rant about it is the best.

  • @francismeehan5298
    @francismeehan5298 8 лет назад

    Fucking bummed I missed the Gotham shows in nyc !!bummed the one fucking weekend in two years I leave Manhattan !!!stoned as fuck now !!!!!

  • @naslizzy9354
    @naslizzy9354 Год назад

    i been watching joey diaz probably 6 years now and i just recently seen the gecko tattoo on his wrist that he NEVER talks about and wtf is that on it?? hes got a 3D gecko leg hangin off him

  • @dominicdwhat420noreallysna9
    @dominicdwhat420noreallysna9 8 лет назад +2

    always a pleasure

  • @santosayala4183
    @santosayala4183 2 года назад +1

    Jesus, Tío Joey kept it so real on this podcast.

  • @brickhuss
    @brickhuss 8 лет назад +7

    Tremendous

  • @bdf49
    @bdf49 7 лет назад +3

    The Church needs dabs!

    • @JT-lb7oc
      @JT-lb7oc 6 лет назад

      sink or swim na joey said he doesn't like um

    • @words_on_a_screen
      @words_on_a_screen 4 года назад

      Joey is old school. The torch n concentrate is too much for such a mind.

  • @leslieberkner3962
    @leslieberkner3962 8 лет назад +1

    how do I email joey?

  • @chewy4641
    @chewy4641 2 года назад +1

    I feel like I’m in a time machine to real life. Thank you

  • @cricket12ish
    @cricket12ish 8 лет назад +1

    Man Lee was feeling really crispy durning the end lol

  • @nmmxiii9389
    @nmmxiii9389 8 лет назад +1

    I'm so high my ears are popping

  • @JS-bk4pn
    @JS-bk4pn 8 лет назад +1

    use credit karma homies, it literally teaches how credit works and suggest credit cards for you lol... great podcast by the way, lee, joey and fuckin george perez the OG

    • @nickdavis8512
      @nickdavis8512 8 лет назад

      I sell cars and credit karma is always like 10-50 points high. It is a good tool to work on your credit and give you a ball park idea of where you are at though.

    • @JS-bk4pn
      @JS-bk4pn 8 лет назад

      droppin knowledge lol... you aint fuckin lying! mine said it was 718 or 715 or some shit... got another credit card (which i know came make it go down a lil sometimes) but anyways said my shit was like 650 or 660 or some shit smh, once i got approved for the new card that company gave me my real score

  • @shawn1744
    @shawn1744 Год назад

    On my way home listening to my two brothers from another mother. Joey why don't you see it broken will come to Reading Pennsylvania. Bring Bert bring Ari. I have an arena but you don't even have to play the arena. Anyway have a great day

  • @shaunm1983
    @shaunm1983 8 лет назад +2

    Lee cracks me up

  • @jaywoodscomedy
    @jaywoodscomedy 8 лет назад +1

    420 views folks

  • @capitolc4430
    @capitolc4430 Год назад

    517 WAS MY OLD AREA CODE FOR BAY CITY MICHIGAN LOL~ NOW ITS 989 & I ROCK THAT 💩 LMFAO©️👻💲

  • @impalakoala
    @impalakoala 8 лет назад +1

    an hour into this podcast and the funniest thing george said is he has perez tattoos. is this guy really a comedian

    • @pantydropper1491
      @pantydropper1491 8 лет назад +1

      did Joey get that tattoo when he got his bjj white belt?

    • @impalakoala
      @impalakoala 8 лет назад +1

      ***** i dont think GEORGE took any drugs

  • @justinkline1294
    @justinkline1294 8 лет назад +1

    ". . . the CLUB." Funny.

  • @justindavis8793
    @justindavis8793 4 года назад +1

    miss this shit big time

  • @bravenew469
    @bravenew469 8 лет назад +4

    bald head dude is highly stoned

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 8 лет назад +1

    Fucking tremendous!

  • @raimundomedeiros1190
    @raimundomedeiros1190 3 года назад

    Por isso é isso que eu tô desafiando por isso eu tô desafiando que eu quero que venha atrás de mim eu tô desafiando para isso mesmo que o meu para isso tô desafiando todos os dias e vou desafiar todos os dias eu vou desafiar ele todos os dias a vier atrás de mim eu quero que venha eu quero que ver essa é minha intenção é esse jogo que

  • @skylinetech
    @skylinetech 4 месяца назад

    Mexicans with beards is comedy gold!

  • @motokid413
    @motokid413 8 лет назад

    JOEYY you needa try KushyPunch 200mg TKO edibles!!! Shits fire!!! They always over medicate too ;)

  • @outofboundstravel247
    @outofboundstravel247 8 лет назад

    I heard Rogan say the same thing about entering Canada. I live in Oregon for the last 7 years. i have a warrant for Oklahoma and dui's from 8 years ago. They let me in this last feb for my anniversary no problem! Maybe it was because there is a statute of limitations loop hole

  • @MCCheezdoodles
    @MCCheezdoodles 8 лет назад +3

    you need more structure on your youtube page Joey, get Lee on that shit. Work harder Lee

  • @seanhogan1556
    @seanhogan1556 4 года назад +1

    What’s on his arm?

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад

      Your mom.
      Read rhe comments you lazy fuck

  • @phillipchavez1321
    @phillipchavez1321 7 месяцев назад

    💋advice for the ladies 1:15:29-1:16:35
    2:02:42

  • @Gcm42011
    @Gcm42011 2 года назад

    That highbeam story for NJ is true, they also would put a baby car seat on the side of the road and then jack them

  • @RobertPender
    @RobertPender 8 лет назад

    It doesn't actually matter who the guest is......its just another person listening to joey's world famous anecdotes

  • @pvoshefski
    @pvoshefski 8 лет назад

    white people wearing safari hats...you are dead right Joey. Hilarious.

  • @BrianBr0wn
    @BrianBr0wn 8 лет назад

    What is on Diaz's wrist? It looks like a tattoo but it looks like it is popping off his wrist

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv 6 лет назад

    LMAO @ and your world changes when you bite it....

  • @MrKhan754
    @MrKhan754 8 лет назад +2

    What song was that

  • @finnfan00
    @finnfan00 9 месяцев назад

    What’s the opening song name.?!?

  • @514BMXJay
    @514BMXJay 8 лет назад

    wassup with the sound always being shit for the first couple mins??

  • @gregbaghoomian7786
    @gregbaghoomian7786 8 лет назад

    JCVD used to do mad coke during his shoots back in the late 80s and early 90s

  • @jean-mikail7207
    @jean-mikail7207 4 года назад +1

    20:49

  • @thisworldshallknowpain5115
    @thisworldshallknowpain5115 3 месяца назад

    R I P GEORGE PEREZ GOD WITH US AMEN

  • @MrUltraworld
    @MrUltraworld 8 лет назад

    Perez is so high, it's all he can do to just listen to Joey talk.

  • @mrmillford
    @mrmillford 8 лет назад

    hahahah Joey got George Perez so high he forget how to talk. Dead mute the whole episode.

  • @---sm5hg
    @---sm5hg 8 лет назад

    The sound and vid is off like crazy

  • @avenueb9394
    @avenueb9394 4 месяца назад

    Perez Perez Perez Perez fuck it 😃 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakeenan
    @jakeenan 8 лет назад

    Uncle Joey was on TRANSMIT! George hardly got a look in.