Halloween (2018) KILL COUNT
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Dead Meat FINALLY!!
Yesssssss
Dead Meat 🥩 not that bad you are great at this and I love that you play some of the parts in the movie that is funny 😁
C'mon man James just do final destination or the blob if u won't do jeepers creepers
Do the webtoon saled fingers
"Mom! I`m being attacked by a 60 year old indestructible slasher!"
"It`s because you`re always on that damn phone!"
No it's because he stabbed me in the arm
I like that Civil Defense profile picture you have
Thanks
Thank you!
That's Why our damn phones got cut off
How to survive michael myers
Step one: be a baby
Instructions unclear I can’t find step two
Step two: grow up to go to Hogwarts
Franklin Jones ah yes it was so obvious thank you
Huh wow thxs for the advice
Yeah mychal im back now suka
Step 3?
Micheal is THE definition of ‘I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye” -drax the destroyer
omg i just rewatched infinity war yesterday so this made me laugh sm harder than i should’ve
Fittingly nearly similar to one of the Dead By Daylight perks, but not quite, unless you rely too much on Terror Radius.
@@WillieManga Insidious... 🤭
Dragonborn: "I'm not even here baby, I'm just an Illusion 100"
man... where is he???
Honestly, Vicky dying because she slipped wearing socks on smooth wood tiles is pretty relatable. The combo is quite slippery
But it's still a L take
wait so the black kid was a first time actor and improvised all his lines? damn ok chill dude.
He rocked it ngl
It felt natural
What an amazing little fella
@Lemon Myers yes omg he was great
@Itz BabyYoda shut up baby yoda that's not what racism is
Michael: (looks in the mirror)
Laurie: (Shoots mirror)
Michael: Am I that ugly?
yes
I got another joke thats similar to that (Dont mean to steal your joke)
Michael:Looks into the mirror
Laurie *Shoots the mirror*
Micheal "I was trying to fix my hair"
You win!
@@nicstar1704 *How dare you call Michael ugly*
Michael: **looks away**
Laurie: **vanishes**
Michael: **tearing up** I taught her so well
😂
(I know they aren't siblings in this version but) *proud big brother noises*
*The fact that Michael is an old man in this movie and seemingly weaker, but manages to kill more people and is sadistically brutal, is frightening. The very personification of evil.*
I completely forgot that Micheal only killed 5 people in the first film
@@lavamason5737 yeah it's weird. In this timeline Michael only killed five people, got arrested, and then just kinda sat on his ass for the next forty years.
As Laurie says, this Michael is more determined, brutal, ruthless, depraved, and not to mention has little to no self-preservation for himself.
Age doesnt make you less crazy
Plus he has that supernatural psycho, mentally unstable strength haha
@@Tw0Dots YES! Finally someone else says it! I think Michael gets most of his strength and durability literally from being crazy/mentally ill. There are actual real cases of this too, there was this mentally ill women who needed atleast three male caretakers to hold her down every time she needed to take her medicine. The thing is she was basically like 110 pounds yet somehow she kept overpowering her caretakers.
Now imagine what a 6'2 210+ pounds Michael Myers can do.
“Say something”
Michael Myers: “Let’s add you to the kill count”
Planet Thomas underrated comment.
I was 69th like XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i think he sould have said "trick or treat" or some halloween pun
Come with me if u wanna live.
Michael: **sees crying baby**
Michael in his head: "I may be insane but not that insane"
Jason :really? You kill kids while I dont...........interesting
Ilyass Chaba R/ihadastroke
Jason Vorhees HES RUSSIAN KAREN
Just because I am the incarnation of evil doesn’t mean I am **that** evil.
unclejackz tell that to any dead by daylight shape main
Julian talking about his "nasty ass toenails" makes me laugh every time
Same 😂
@@latonyafayson-robbins3966 I’m so glad that he survived
LMFAO YESSS
The fact Doctor Sartain literally clenched his eyes shut the second Michael raised his foot means the mans knew he was fucked. That makes this kill even more worthy of the golden chainsaw.
I liked how the black kid refused to be a movie stereotype
Don’t tell me your someone who gets pissed over streotypes
@@tadhgokeeffe310 actually I dont, they can be funny as hell
@@tadhgokeeffe310 you can dislike something without being pissed or triggered...
@Rxberttt I think stereotypes in movie are best when being subverted, as is done here.
lol, I know what you are talking about and he was the funniest in the movie.
Michael- throws Laurie off the balcony
Laurie- disappears just like Michael
Michael- in his mind “Did she just pull a fuckin uno reverse card?”
The first 30 minutes October 30th is my birthday😭😂
@r U d e P e R s O n 0 WEE- 😓
@r U d e P e R s O n 0 WEE- ye middle school gonna tough
Micheal: “Godammit i hoped that wasn’t a family trait”
GTL Watchyojet he got a 18 kill game but died
I just love how you can't see Michael's eyes through the mask in most of the shots. it makes you feel that there is no living organism behind the mask, just evil
Agreed, it's what makes this mask so great and the H20 mask so terrible
Laurie: disappears like Michael did in the first movie
Michael: starts sweating
The Big Red Machine Kane what?
@The Big Red Machine Kane why tho?
The Big Red Machine Kane because of one scene?
@@AnggiAfriansyah the real question is "how tho"
Michael: wait, that's illegal
Yooo Karen fake crying to lure out Michael was the coolest thing ever. Her face going from panicked to instantly focused was amazing
@@gonzbro dude literally why, why would you say that you potato
I disagree. I initially liked the fact that all of Laurie's over bearing and training had lasting impact on Karen and made her shut down in the final show down. Like a message to Laurie that what she did to her kid was actually wrong and didn't even work.
Fr but sadly I think she is dead, IMO she was one of the best female characters
@@abxl_lol466 nah they ruined her in the recent movie in my opinion and her death was so underwhelming
Full in went 😰😭😭😭😠gotcha ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
“He’s there to get icky with Vicky, but before they can get sticky Julian interrupts them.” 🤣
2018 was absolutely amazing so well written it’s exactly what this franchise needed a fresh continuation and it’s a masterpiece in my opinion.
Aggreee but they did sh*t after that
Yeah it was amazing, kills was okay and ends was so unwatchable and terrible
Crazy that Danny McBride (Kenny Fkn Powers) of all people helped write it and make it
Ends was just an attempt at present “lore” and just poor writing
Sartain: "Say something!"
Michael: Before we continue my murder spree, I'd like to thank our sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.
Underated Comment.
I chuckled lmfao
fire comment
So underrated, I laughed so hard.
Lol
i liked the fact that in the original he just took the knife and let the woman making a sandwhich be. he respected her sandwhich time
Even insane murderers with the mind of a psychotic 6 year old respects people’s sandwiches 🥪🥪🥪 one movie watch one Michael Myers sandwich time
*Sandwich
@@itsalez1435 the spelling be has ended the reward goes tooooooo
@@SwimmyJimmy75 bee*
@@poocamarrouca7451 the spelling bee has ended
21:49
Oscar: you ever just really like a girl and just cant have her?
Micheal: trust me i know that feeling bro😔
Also Micheal: Now I'm going to kill you so you never feel that again.
I do too, but she’s still my best friend and still appreciates being around me, and if that’s what makes her happy, that’s what matters
I love how Micheal is just wandering around in the back, it’s the one thing about the original Halloween I wanted to see because it would be way spookier if he was just stalking in the background.
THE BOY WHO WAS BEING BABYSAT WAS THE SMARTEST IN THE WHOLE MOVIE FOR RUNNING LMFAOOO
Fr
Fr
I woulda been like "Yo michael cus, Take this white miky bar yeah and ima head out", push her to michael, and then run as fast as i could
“Laughing My Fat Ass OOOFFF”
@@Goat.6_ that’s kinda racist.
"Say something!!"
Michael: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Well he knows all about it cuz he's basically Fucking Wolverine
Michael: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Micheal: So there's this scientist, and i shit you not, he turns himself into a pickle. It's the funniest shit iv'e ever seen.
@@SunGodVodder 1. lol micheal
2. that is the most funniest sheet i have ever heard
Cringe
My takeaway: the smartest person in this movie was Julian (who cleared TF out and never came back) and the dumbest were the thirsty podcasters (especially Aaron).
😂😂😂😂
“Damn Karen don’t fuck around”
Most iconic line ever
*Michael breaks into laurie's house*
Laurie: You fool you just activated my trap card!
Cassius Clay Nice 😂
Steel Fire Basement trap card 🤣🤣🤣
@@yourmatenoel5128 Film Master Adam can explain to you all why Michael is related to Laurie is stupid. First , he wanna complain about why Michael have NO reason to kill, later on , he wanna complain about why Michael have a reason to kill. Then he said the kill scenes in Halloween 2 (1981) have no purpose! Go check out "Film Master Adam-Epic Film Fail-Halloween II 1981"
No you picked the wrong house fool
@@fallenangei9761 do you agree with Film Master Adam ?
this is how i watch free movies
Garrix SAAME
Same 100%
That's kinda sad lol
Mr pleb not really saving money sleeping happy
Lol same
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always saw it as Karen disassociating the memories with as little emotion as possible because of how painful both the trauma and her childhood were for her. It’s common with PTSD and bipolar depression, and I’ve done it multiple times going from emotional to completely flat and almost like I’m talking from a script
Michael Myers is pschycotic, evil, badass and creepy at the same time, he's an all exclusive killer
The mechanic kill is one of the best in any recent movie. The fact that it happens on screen but it’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it in the background is awesome.
I actually had no idea how that guy died until I saw this kill count for the first time. I watched this movie in theaters but even with the big screen, it was so well done I missed it
“say something”
Michael: title caaardd
YeS
@I Am The One Who Knocks suuuuuuuuuuuuree
@I Am The One Who Knocks what
Spit bubbles
ッAqenzzi bruh
After seeing Halloween Kills, The first thing I said was James is going to have the time of his life on that kill count.
Lollll fr I am highly anticipating this
Word. And he has to fix this kill count
@@rmoore2nd619yea because someone important lives that James thinks is dead
@@dangerlorgaming3930 thank you for not spoiling
Same here
Man I’d how many time I watch the same kill counts every couple months it’s just my comfort videos
Julian is one of the few comic relief characters in any movie I've ever seen that actually works and is genuinely funny
29:34
Micheal: I finally killed Laurie after all this time
*look away for one second*
*body gone*
Micheal: wut
I expected an "Ah shit, here we go again"
jeremy williams I was thinking well fuck
Note to self thank you
"Bitch that's MY trick!"
I thought bamboozled was a killer perk. How does Laurie have it equipped?
Laurie: sees Michael out her front door
Both of them: *ah shit here we go again*
this comment is under appreciated
James Cena aww thanks!
So truuu
James Cena that’s not a good thing
ScreechingLoser lets change it
14:22 fun fact I was the cowboy kid in this scene.
30:05
“I’m sorry, I can’t do it!
Gotcha.
Happy Halloween Michael.”
The best scene ever.
Other Horror Movie Villains: Alright, because you're just a kid, you can live.
Michael Myers: G E T F U C K E D
Jason Voorhees is typing.....
Freddy Krueger is typing......
Dr. Loomis is typing......
Horror movie cliche is typing.....
Pennywise is typing after eating some delicious ribs
“Say something!”
“Hey vsauce, Michael here”
Where are actually your fingers? That's right, they are cut on the floors.
Germencio where is your voice
Germencio I miss VSauce 😭
Michael talking to family. Only
MiximumDennis And Where You’re Head ?
That’s Right On The Floor
12:57 this is probably the funniest dark comedic joke I’ve ever heard from James 😂😂😂😂
Honestly I love the fake tears followed by the shot to the jaw only to completely flip roles further and have a hero (Lori) standing in the dark like a freaking serial killer is amazing
“I can’t do it! I’m sorry!” Michael shows himself, “Gotcha.”
That gave me chills... Karen is a badass character.
OH YEAH YEAH well she is Laurie Strodes daughter lol
OH YEAH YEAH I see you everywhere
SAME LMAO
I love Karen's "Gotcha" Just so awesome and you're right - very badass.
All you losers saying oh yeah yeah stfu you dont have the right to say it unless you have the profile picture oh yeah yeah
Man: dont shoot
kid: shoots
Man: AHH
kid: runs away
James: And then he flees from the scene of the crime?! God damn kid who raised you?!
@Gerry Buckets Hey smartass it's a joke
Criminal.
Basicly every white cop with an unarm black guy. Plz don't report
@@FireRogueWolf25 ha ha funny edgy joke ha ha
“Icky witch vicky but before they can get sticky”😂😂
seeing micheal walk around like a zombie in 2x speed is amazing
I lost my mind at the "Gotcha", like WOW, what a power move
Casey happy Halloween micheal.
@Kannon Cole yes
In my head I was like, "GOTCHA BITCH!"
I saw this film in the cinema and that bit BLEW MY MIND!
"Say something"
"Something" *Puts on sunglasses and elbow drops into his head while guitar riff plays*
*gun fingers*
Tasty Gravy man I was hoping he was actually goin to say something like “Judith” or “what’s the boogeyman”
does the same elbow drop Freddy performs on Jason in Freddy VS Jason
Tasty Gravy YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tasty Gravy I guess micheal was giving up on him
The fact Michael killed the little boy, so brutally, proves just how ruthlessly evil he is.
Driver: DONT SHOOT
Kevin: So you have chosen... death.
JASPEX GAMING wasn’t even the driver and the dude didn’t even die
@@Xjebin nor did Gandalf
Yea rip sartain
@@Xjebin r/woooosh
- Ace the gølden card - not a whoosh
I absolutely loved all the lowkey kills happening in the background and him just walking among people, casually killing everyone without anyone noticing. That is, in my opinion, what Myers was always best at.
Someone needs to do this movie as 'Among Us', very few bodies got reported
Among us
WHEN MICHAEL IS SUS🤡🤡🤡
That’s why it’s called Halloween
@@mosquitodadengue774 bro it literally says "you are sus"
3:01 Alien mask got me 😂😂😂
I remember seeing this in theater. The scene with the crying baby is when I heard the whole theater gasp....hold their breath....and exhale in relief when Michael didnt go THAT far
That scene when Karen fools Michael into showing himself and then just shoots him like a boss is my favorite moment in the franchise. Gives me chills every time.
Shows that, while she may have resented her mother, she never forgot her training, AND it all mattered in the end. The amazing thing is, that was likely something that came up during said training
@Sumeyo Hassan I just love the idea that Laurie was crazy prepared enough to drill her daughter to act scared and confused to lure him into shooting range. I actually like that idea even more than the daughter coming up with it herself.
Yeah I love it.
"Mom I can't do it! I'm sorry I can't do it!"
(Michael walks out)
"Gotcha!"
That got a literal cheer in the theater I was in. This movie had a perfect blend between catering to old horror tropes and subverting them, and this was suuuuch a good subversion.
I hated that moment when I first saw it because she was a wreck the entire time and then sudden badass.
the fact that the little kid improvised all that, makes my day
Ik
Improvised wah
Same
@@yagamil46 hey
@@chriatianmills878 oh hello. A greeting from a stranger.
14:07 for somebody that trained for so long she is constantly flagging her own family with a possibly loaded gun, at least her finger isn't on the trigger.
I always loved how Michael took the time to HOLLOW OUT A HUMAN HEAD just so he could make a Jack-o'-lantern out of it. like how did he even do that
"Oh Michael didn't kill the baby"
Michael: *go back to sleep, and starve*
Cops rn: 😶🌫️
Jesus!😂
worst pfp ever
@@Nazarius_theologia ik damn well that you ain’t talking
@@mynameisskylerwhiteyo383 my pfp is a meme, yours is just boring.
I gotta say, the “Gotcha” scene was fucking amazing.
MrCakeandRice I agree! Especially when Lauren was like “Happy Halloween Micheal.”
*Clever girl flashbacks* yeah
@@moss6701 clever girl....
With Lori or Lori’s daughter
The lamest scene I've seen in a slasher movie.
Who else sorted it to most popular
Michael: *breaks into Laurie's house*
Laurie:
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!*
Big Strode. Remember that name.
lame ass
Worst holloween movie out of them all
thats not a house.. its a freakin Doomsday Prepper compound!
Micheal's thoughts: Oh shit think Micheal think !
Micheal: *EY EY EY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER CHILL CHILL !*
Everyone to Michael: "Say something!"
Everyone to Freddy:"Please stop talking..."
Edit: This is my comment section now. I have transcended to the new Lord of funny
What about Jason Voorhees?
Lol v3
Lol v4
lol v5
Gray Sporks lol v6
I may be going too deep here; but you notice how we've never seen Michael stop to eat or drink anything. That body is running on pure unadulterated rage at this point! I wonder if he's dehydrated.
I feel bad for Oscar he was rejected by Alison and killed 😭
Michael looks so Offended when Vicky hit him with a chair
Michael TheWhyvern 😂😂I was thinking that same thing
_Gets smacked by chair_
Michael: Am I a joke to you?
Lmaooo it was low key the best scene
Lmaooo it was low key the best scene
Time stamp?
Dbd players hearing Laurie strode: DS is a nice perk I’m glad she’s here
What
@@Wakhardt_Keem hes talking about dead by daylight it's a game that Laurie Strode is in
😂
yeah tooo bad it got nerfed too shit
@@wilmuh_balls well i mean at least it counters tunneling
11:53 dude I just realized Michael killed that old lady in Halloween Kills. That’s a cool little detail
Halloween H20: I'm the best Halloween sequel
Halloween (2018): Hold my rotting William Shatner mask
@@nrmora3164 Better than H5,6 Ressurection and RZ Halloween 2.
H20 def was the best sequel before this one. But it didnt really need to knock it out of the park to achieve that.
Halloween (2018): I'm the best halloween sequel
Halloween 2 (1981): Laughs in the distance
@@arthurmorgan7082 i like Halloween 6 a little better than H20. Michael gives just so much more of a crazy and creepier vibe than in H20. Halloween H20 feels too much like Scream. Plus, i like the music scores in 6 better. Just my opinion though
@@stonecoldelviscat8461 I like the tone for H6, but the bad writing killed it for me.
30:05 That. Was. Badass. Like seriously, even though i knew she was faking i actually believed it for a second. And when she said immediately stopped and said "gotcha" was pure gold.
And Laurie when she was like happy Halloween micheal
A good example of a strong female character being badass done right
You know the spikes in the stairs? What if while Michael was going down Laurie pulls the lever and impales Michael! That would be so cool!
@@DHGxMcFlurry Why do people always talk about strong female characters being done right or wrong?
I have never heard anyone say the same thing about a strong male character.
If the character is poorly written it doesn't matter if it's a male or a female.
1997lordofdoom it’s because females were just damsels in distress for so long that it’s good to see strong ones to a lot of people. But I agree with you, especially when they pretty much just make them a man in a woman’s body by stripping away all feminine traits and replacing them with masculine ones.
So I think the thing with Micheal is in Kills he is more defensive. In this movie Micheal is going and activly killing people, while in Kills he just wants to go to his old house and look out the window. Love the content, looking forward to the Kills kill count!
I didn’t even realize that one shot of Michael was a continuous shot, but you’re exactly right. That’s one of the highlights of this movie for sure. It’s such a good callback to the original as well as solid implementation into the modern age
Dr Sartain: Say something...
Michael: I’m giving up on you
Stap juzt stap
Good one😂😂
This deserves a like
go
Say Something i'm giving up on you :(
No-one :
Literally no-one :
White girl in a horror movie : *slips on oxygen *
Damn slippery patch of air :(
@@tuzzysloshyt4323 damn
she has blonde hair , blue eyes has a boyfriend and gets killed in the bathroom
@@ri3lyx220 lol
You ever drip a good cup of air
9:10
Why does it sound like a apology video
22:31 That music when mikey shows up, always, ALWAYS sends chills down my spine.
17:27
I love how when she got michael with the chair, Michael was just like
"Well that was rude"
"I have feelings too, Strode! Wait, you're not Strode.."
Stolen Comment
@@usnightmare7400 sorry, I didn't read many of the comments so idk :/
@@elysse1342 mhmm
@@usnightmare7400 :/
Micheal: *Throws Laurie off the balcony*
Laurie: *plays dead*
Michael: *looks away for one second*
Also Micheal: *looks back*
Laurie: *gone*
Micheal: Oh fu-
Michael : -Oh fu- She stole my move.
LunarFeather AKA: skythekidrslover.
"Goddamn copycat"
SCP Foundation scp-106 breached
LunarFeather AKA: skythekidrslover. Yeah doesn’t feel so good when it’s on you Myers
You know there will be lots of kills when a kill count is this long
I'm so excited for the Halloween Ends kill count, whenever that will come out. But more importantly is the representation of the writers and actors of the movie making industry. I stand with the strikes and I hope writers and actors get the recognition and wages they deserve
LITTLE KID: DON’ T GO IN THERE DAVE YOU GON’E DIE
DAVE: *goes in there
LITTLE KID : *surprised pikachu meme*
Daenerys Targaryen that was dave when he died lmao
Y.B_3van 420 420th like
Daenerys Targaryen 😂😂
DATBOICO N thx I know I’m late
Laurie:: Disappears after being thrown out of a window.
Michael:: *Confused Head Tilt*
The ultimate reverse uno
Laurie: *Disappears after being thrown out of window*
Michael: So that's what it feels like
"Hey, I patented that!"
@@brandonjones9998 everyone in the batman films:don’t worry u will get used to ot
Am I the only one who needs to shout "YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR" everytime Judy Greer speaks?
When me and my sister watched this we kept making fun of how Michel is always going in closets and we kept saying michels in the closet
The Karen shooting Michael scene is a top tier horror movie moment
Mine would be the one after it where Laurie is behind him in the shadows. Just the call backs with role reversal in the movie as it really show the change and connection to Michael.
“Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me!”
31:50 new Michael Myers actor confirmed
Love your channel Tell it animated
Haha. That's pretty funny and cool
HI I LOVE YOU
Tell It Animated , I always watch your Texas chainsaw massacre vid with Evolution it’s the best!
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!!!!!
that noise oscar makes when he gets scared by micheal gets me everytime!
I had no idea the pumpkin shows Michael holding a knife!!! That's frickin awesome!
Laurie: dissappears
Micheal: I STABBED HER ONE TIME
Then stab the gurl again.
SHES NOT HUMAN!
That little kid clipping his nails had me weak😂
Haha- little Julian, clipping his “nasty-ass toenails! Epic
I’m horrified of nail-cutters so I’m like: *Fingers go chomp.*
Hey James for future reference shotguns will generally be shorter and thicker also with a thick stock
Oscar: “You ever just really liked a girl and couldn’t have her”
Michael: “I’ve been there bro. Every time I go up to a girl hey run away thinking I’m a murder. I just wanna showcase my cool knives collection”
Newmas: "say something!"
Michael: "I'm pregnant"
Newmas: “Ight imma head out”
What the 🤬
James Cena no one will like ur comment
@@-dabpronick-8516 y u bulli me ;-;
@@screechingloser4643 that is funny
Aaron: “Say something!”
Michael: “The fitness gram pacer test is a
multistage aerobic capacity test tha-“
bro you got me dying of laughter at 2:28AM on a Saturday
@Fistgobrr That dude made me laugh at 5:20 AM on a Sunday.
@Fistgobrr that dude got me laughing at 4:57 at friday with my phone at 94%
@@tofudog5699 this man got me laughing chuckling at 11:24 AM on a Saturday in the bathroom
😂
Bro this is one of the best timelines in the Halloween franchise
Damn proof that Michael has truly become heartless is that he didn’t even spare the sandwich lady this time :( sad
I can’t wait to hear James say “Let’s get to the kills! Literally!” when Halloween Kills comes out.
It’s gonna be so great. The movie looks absolutely brutal as fuck.
I’m gonna see it in theater looks so fucking good
@@UnclePhil1112 it’s does look very good I’m definitely going to go see it
@@robertjennings320 true. This new Halloween looks like one I need to see in theaters.
@@ManAlsume me too can’t seriously wait to go see it when it comes out Halloween2018 wasn’t my favourite but tbf it was a lot better that some of the other Halloween movies
Imagine if Michael and Oscar just sat down and became friends talking about the girls they missed out on.
Oh lord that would be something
yea
Oscar : I swear Cameron doesn’t deserve her
Michael : *Breathing*
That would’ve been funny 😄
Myers just hugs him and starts crying 😂 oscar : there there Michael let it all out im here for you buddy