Came here to post something exactly like this! What women 'like' is dependant entirely on whether they already find you attractive or are 'open' to being pursued or not.
@@Aggie1295 ok first off you can't get arrested for just looking at someone unless you're just creepily staring at them or something- and I just wanna know how texting a woman saying your outside her house (unless you're friends with her or dating her or something) isn't stalking-
@@stephenfisher9451 She's funny as fuck, but men should not be taking dating advice from women, of which there are important reasons for that. But yeah I just meant she is hilarious that's all.
Imagine unironically thinking that showing affection to someone you're falling for is the same as dealing with a child. If those are the men going through male loneliness epidemics, then I'm happy they're alone.
As an introvert if somebody said/messaged me that they are outside I would freak out. If there's nothing planned for me I'm not presentable at home and my soul is not ready to meet up with anybody.
Correct. Here is a diagram with the fine line (Needy - top, Not needy - bottom) Average & Below ----------------------------------------------- Handsome
I love how a girl that isn’t successful in her dating life gives advice about dating….. she can’t see how many red flags she has and why no one wants to commit with her….
No, not stalking, hardly. And to be clear, her father was beating her, and I ended it. I had a feeling something was wrong and I acted upon it. I am truly sorry for your loss. As I expressed in my LinkedIn post. No parent should burry a child. My deepest sympathies and prayers to you and your family.
Lmao keep coping. This vídeo proves women don't know what they want. Try any of this and women will lose all attraction for you. They'll see you as desperate or weak or a simp or both.
Well, if you did it to just a random woman that you met on the internet without prior interaction, then of course she would have called the police. You would have done the same if you were in her shoes as well.
"I'm outside... I'm looking at you right now... Can you see me? I'm hidden. I bet you can't figure out where I am. I like watching you... All the time... Without you even realizing I'm here... I think you've seen me now so I got to go but will be back... Anytime... To continue watching you..." Yep looks good to me, I think I've got this right.
I am right there but the bad thing is I feel bad knowing I have my eyes on someone at work that makes me smile when she is working in my department. This episode helps some. I am just paranoid when I am around her trying to be a nice minded person at work trying to start a conversation with this beauty. Her external validation makes it seem she is attracted to me when I get looks.
All sound advice..⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Can I just say, WOW, Your hair looks magnificent today. Doing a video while drinking a beer….👏👏👏👏 Some kind of unicorn u r………
That "I'm outside" or "come downstairs" crap actually does work. Girls love when you put the pressure on. However, you should only do that if you (without a doubt) know she is insecure
Ya about that second advice, I m in state police station locked up. Apparently the girl called cops on me for stalking reasons. I guess that tip doesn't work on strangers you met on street. P.S. the room is smelly
This is clearly advise for guys already in a relationship I would not tell some new girl I’m talking to that I’ve already told all my friends about her or that I’m outside her house. This should be titled how to keep a girl.
“I’m outside” and handsome = sexy.
“I’m outside” and ugly = restraining order.
I think most of her advice goes for men that are already in a relationship. Obviously you wouldn’t say this line to a girl that you hardly know
It all depends on her mood
😂😂
Came here to post something exactly like this!
What women 'like' is dependant entirely on whether they already find you attractive or are 'open' to being pursued or not.
@@XViper123 obviously you wouldn't get this far with a girl if she didn't think u were good looking
Disclaimer: only works if already in a relationship with the person or you are objectively handsome/hot. Anything apart from that is a gamble. Lol
Hmmm... found that out the hard way did you? I gotcha you bro. How is the bail?
"I want to do your annual year-end accounting audit with you later."
Sexiest thing to say to a woman " oh here let me pay for that".
"I'm 6'7."
"You're whaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
this guy knows things
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Him: “you make me feel special”
*You can no longer send direct messages to this user*
I don’t think I could say “You make me feel special” with a straight face.
for real 😂
😂😂
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LMFAOOO
Any man mad sweet talking is lining these chicks up for a pump n dump unless the dude looks like the hunchback from Frankenstein.
How to simp 101
Talking about her to your friends doesn't indicate commitment or seriousness. Guys talk to their friends about flings, ONS etc.
“You make me feel special” *looks at the floor while blushing and giggling furiously*
These days, if you call a woman and say you are outside, you get arrested for stalking.
HOW IS THAT NOT STALKING-
@naixylla They've so screwed with the laws that if you even look at a woman in a way she finds displeasing, the will arrest you for something
@@Aggie1295 ok first off you can't get arrested for just looking at someone unless you're just creepily staring at them or something- and I just wanna know how texting a woman saying your outside her house (unless you're friends with her or dating her or something) isn't stalking-
If you call a woman you know or don't know? Or both?
@@Iunette You don't seem to understand sarcasm, do you.
This girl needs to be at the comedy club lol
underrated comment
Could you Explain?
@@stephenfisher9451 She's funny as fuck, but men should not be taking dating advice from women, of which there are important reasons for that. But yeah I just meant she is hilarious that's all.
With something down her throat 😂
she's just useless all around. no one wants to hear a female with a high body count talk about her to attract them. it makes no sense
You dont ask fish on how to fish, you ask a fisherman
It's not hard. Not complicated. It's like dealing with a spoiled child.
This exactly. This is the most accurate comment on here.
bro she is literally a narcissist this is insane
Imagine unironically thinking that showing affection to someone you're falling for is the same as dealing with a child.
If those are the men going through male loneliness epidemics, then I'm happy they're alone.
1 - I am Chad
2 - I am Tyrone
3 - I am Chad with Money
4 - I am Tyrone with Money
Elaborate on #2
@@2010Failbrids Nope, not taking the bait.
@@YieldOfDreamz how is it bait to elaborate on your own post 🤔
@@2010Failbrids because you zeroed in on #2. Fine, I will play LOL.
A term for a very good looking man is a Chad/Tyrone, depending on your preference.
“I’m outside”
“Wait isnt that tyrone’s car ?”
Good one.👍😂
Much admiration that this girl’s makeup is subtle and not over the top. Definitely perfect for sure.
Complicated is a nice way of saying crazy and hysterical
It’s just a way to dodge accountability for their actions
Give her an order “clean the table, cook a dish, etc”. She’ll like the authority and decisiveness.
Instructions unclear. Called a girl, said I'm outside, charged with trespassing and prowling. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
You have to have to look like one of the members of 5 seconds of summer
Are you fat?
"Where's my sandwich?"
As an introvert if somebody said/messaged me that they are outside I would freak out. If there's nothing planned for me I'm not presentable at home and my soul is not ready to meet up with anybody.
Said this to a girl, introvert like you, she said the same thing but she went outside anyway
no
amen. don't ever just show up to my house. not a happy moment.
Woman aren’t complicated.. they’re insecure.. look at all her suggestions for example. They need reassurance.
And we MUST keep them insecure AT ALL COSTS : look at what kind of devilish creatures they turn into when they become confident...
They’re also dumb
Pretty certain 99% of people, irrespective of gender, appreciate validation and compliments, whatever form they come packaged in.
Gotta keep them insecure. The second you show too much interest and love, they lose all attraction for you.
@@WeightedCali true. Girls need to be sexually attracted to you before they fall in love. Unlike us.
There's a fine line between these and coming off as "too needy".
Correct. Here is a diagram with the fine line (Needy - top, Not needy - bottom)
Average & Below
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Handsome
Yeah show up at her house - good advice to get a restraining order …
Sexiest thing you can do to females is tease them with a smirk. Obviously bonus points if you're sexy and it's witty.
I showed up outside a girls house I said “I want to
do blank with you” and I got slapped with a restraining order. Go figure. Wtf? 🤣😃
"i didn't respect someone's personal space and paid for that! how did that happen?!?!😱😱😱“
I hope you arw actually joking.
“I’m outside”
her: *calls cops*
As soon as a man shows emotion and feelings , she loses interest.
Well yes, a man isn’t supposed to be a woman
@@alek6208 So men are supposed to be emotionless worker droids ?
aggression is also an emotion and only men have it
@@jonathandaniel7321 Say huh ? 😳
"Cash me outside how bout dah"
Nice
The whole time I was waiting for the beer to get lower… only till the end did it go down a sip 😂
Sexiest thing a woman can say to a man: not saying anything at all
☕🗿
"I was telling my friends about you" - if the guy is ugly, " OMG,DESPERATE, SIMP"
I love how a girl that isn’t successful in her dating life gives advice about dating….. she can’t see how many red flags she has and why no one wants to commit with her….
Billie; Once again, you have provided a detailed, creative, and well-planned presentation! Yes, all five suggestions are excellent! Thank you!
Showing up unannounced is terrible advice. Stop simping Brian she’s not gonna date you.
Oh sure, “I’m outside”.
No “stalker” vibe there.
Gotta love that Subpar advice. Not sure who got the better of me, her father with the left hook or the cops who accused me of stalking.
No, not stalking, hardly. And to be clear, her father was beating her, and I ended it. I had a feeling something was wrong and I acted upon it. I am truly sorry for your loss. As I expressed in my LinkedIn post. No parent should burry a child. My deepest sympathies and prayers to you and your family.
The unannounced thing is definitely not universal 🤣
..how many times do I have to tell you everything is A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE!
Finally some positive energy
guys don't trust her, she has beer in her hand!
"I'm outside" sounds like stalker tendency.
That's what most women are going to accuse men of, if they show up without notice.
Your beauty is an unmatched currency of an calculable value. This gal obviously has a truth driven belief system.
"No need to worry. I'm back with my sub-par advice" LOL
Watched your shorts and I had a great time laughing cus of ur sarcasm mixed with bitter truth. 😂
She did say "sub par advice". So she get a pass card for indirectly sending men to prison with these advice
Nothing works unless she finds you attractive
"Hey...i like your smile!" Big smile
I miss “WHATS UP MY GUYS”😢
Don’t worry it’s not going anywhere! Uploading some of my older videos from before the “what’s up my guys?” era 😊
@@BillieRaeBrandt use safer pro nouns please.
@@kickyourfaceandlaugh607 Here we fxcking go🤦🏾♂️ what are safe pronouns?
"I'm outside"
- Bundy -
Him: I know I am married, but I cant stop thinking about you.
Not even in the market right now but i freaking love your videos i get a kick out of everyone😂 keep it up!!
How about instead of saying “I was telling my buddies about you” We say, I was telling my GF/fiancé/wife about you?
Romance is not dead, it's evolving...
That's instant attraction. They'll be wet and ready to fuck your relationship.
That's when they really get hooked
You always attract the goofiest characters in your comments. This is good advice.
Lmao keep coping. This vídeo proves women don't know what they want. Try any of this and women will lose all attraction for you. They'll see you as desperate or weak or a simp or both.
“Sub par” at least she’s self aware
That bottle tap scared me
She didn’t take a single sip of that Corona
Aww.. what happened to the awesome intro "What's up my guys!" ^^
The beer? 🤣
Pro tip only do this if you are currently seeing the woman in question
"Talk about you to my friends"...
Why did that song from Gease just pop into my head?
This advice is for someone you already know and somewhat familiar, not for the first few dates! So many gals are jaded from bad boy experiences.
I'm outside = now I'm arrested for stalking and harassment
Bilhões Ray: you deserve a better beer than Corona.
Thanks for all your good advice
Complicated creatures - with the SIMPLEST of minds.
At what point in the dating process is “I’m outside.” acceptable? I did it after matching with a woman on an App and she called the police.
lol 😆. we can survive without woman. go abroad and look for someone. some women especially in USA has been spoiled. I'm not saying all. just some.
Well, if you did it to just a random woman that you met on the internet without prior interaction, then of course she would have called the police.
You would have done the same if you were in her shoes as well.
Love your content frfr!! BUT the showing up unannounced doesn’t work 😂😂 unless you are ready to wait for an hour so she can get “ready”
Who said anything about going out …
@@chriscorbart I know but the ladies I've encountered normally want to get a lil ready with soft make up, cozy home outfit etc
"I'm back with my subpar advice" 💀💀
These makes sense
Never take advice from a fish to how to catch a fish
You are gold thank u
Him: Im outside...Whos truck is in the driveway?!?
shes wasnt kidding, they are actually subpar advices
"Hey, eyes on me. Just like that"
I tried "I'm outside" once, but I forgot the "be dating her first step."
Ankle monitor is off in 90 days though.
"I'm outside... I'm looking at you right now... Can you see me? I'm hidden. I bet you can't figure out where I am. I like watching you... All the time... Without you even realizing I'm here... I think you've seen me now so I got to go but will be back... Anytime... To continue watching you..." Yep looks good to me, I think I've got this right.
I am right there but the bad thing is I feel bad knowing I have my eyes on someone at work that makes me smile when she is working in my department. This episode helps some. I am just paranoid when I am around her trying to be a nice minded person at work trying to start a conversation with this beauty. Her external validation makes it seem she is attracted to me when I get looks.
She should add that all this are sexy in certain situations, with certain women. As always, with women, everything can be sexy or can be disgusting.
"Women are complicated creatures"
Me:That would be an improvement.
All this is BS never trust women on what they say and always see how they react.
You don't ask fish on how to fish.
All sound advice..⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Can I just say, WOW, Your hair looks magnificent today. Doing a video while drinking a beer….👏👏👏👏
Some kind of unicorn u r………
"I'm outside"
"It's cold. Cover up."
Don’t ask the fish how to catch fish.
Her necklace says it all 😆
That "I'm outside" or "come downstairs" crap actually does work. Girls love when you put the pressure on. However, you should only do that if you (without a doubt) know she is insecure
Not sure what the need to be drinking a beer in the vid is...
Love you and everything that you said!
Keep going.
I was telling my buddies about is a bad idea she’s gonna ask what you said after 😂
Billie; Excellent advice! Thank you!
Getting tips on fishing from the fish. Yeah.
Ya about that second advice, I m in state police station locked up. Apparently the girl called cops on me for stalking reasons. I guess that tip doesn't work on strangers you met on street.
P.S. the room is smelly
I don't come to anyone house without calling them to see if their home or not.
For those wondering, an addition is to be conventionally attractive.
Unspoken rule
Nice medal! However I appreciate not being so arrogant this time
I was dating this chick and showed up early to go over to her place... She got PISSED.
This is clearly advise for guys already in a relationship I would not tell some new girl I’m talking to that I’ve already told all my friends about her or that I’m outside her house. This should be titled how to keep a girl.
Wait wait wait.. cheers without drinking? Come on.. you're better than that 🤪
How im outside without notice
Sexiest thing to say to a woman, "talk to the hand", then walk away when she starts talking.
Last time my neighbour wanted to surprise his wife by showing up early, he found her cheating on him in his house, his bedroom, his bed.
Instructions unclear: in jail rn
How about this one BillieRea : I’m sorry I’m having a hard time listening, I’m just focused on how beautiful you are - omg your hair!!