Sexiest Things to Say to a Woman

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @jaywilldoit
    @jaywilldoit Год назад +1136

    “I’m outside” and handsome = sexy.
    “I’m outside” and ugly = restraining order.

    • @Smoshrulz15
      @Smoshrulz15 Год назад +75

      I think most of her advice goes for men that are already in a relationship. Obviously you wouldn’t say this line to a girl that you hardly know

    • @Aggie1295
      @Aggie1295 Год назад +27

      It all depends on her mood

    • @cartman4796
      @cartman4796 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @XViper123
      @XViper123 Год назад +18

      Came here to post something exactly like this!
      What women 'like' is dependant entirely on whether they already find you attractive or are 'open' to being pursued or not.

    • @nickgerr1991
      @nickgerr1991 Год назад

      ​@@XViper123 obviously you wouldn't get this far with a girl if she didn't think u were good looking

  • @kaiquesilva535
    @kaiquesilva535 Год назад +119

    Disclaimer: only works if already in a relationship with the person or you are objectively handsome/hot. Anything apart from that is a gamble. Lol

    • @DanielTheCanadianOne
      @DanielTheCanadianOne Месяц назад

      Hmmm... found that out the hard way did you? I gotcha you bro. How is the bail?

  • @RageCage1701
    @RageCage1701 Год назад +89

    "I want to do your annual year-end accounting audit with you later."

  • @crispincoleman
    @crispincoleman Год назад +258

    Sexiest thing to say to a woman " oh here let me pay for that".

  • @sollysuliman2357
    @sollysuliman2357 Год назад +75

    Him: “you make me feel special”
    *You can no longer send direct messages to this user*

  • @williamplumbridge4113
    @williamplumbridge4113 Год назад +243

    I don’t think I could say “You make me feel special” with a straight face.

    • @vulpes3018
      @vulpes3018 Год назад +12

      for real 😂

    • @Sandman05
      @Sandman05 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @richiedeleon566
      @richiedeleon566 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @bigbud8182
      @bigbud8182 Год назад +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @jessebarnett4205
      @jessebarnett4205 Год назад

      Any man mad sweet talking is lining these chicks up for a pump n dump unless the dude looks like the hunchback from Frankenstein.

  • @rturturasu8905
    @rturturasu8905 Год назад +41

    How to simp 101

    • @DavidZ4-gg3dm
      @DavidZ4-gg3dm 4 месяца назад +2

      Talking about her to your friends doesn't indicate commitment or seriousness. Guys talk to their friends about flings, ONS etc.

  • @MrMelonMan96
    @MrMelonMan96 Год назад +73

    “You make me feel special” *looks at the floor while blushing and giggling furiously*

  • @Aggie1295
    @Aggie1295 Год назад +21

    These days, if you call a woman and say you are outside, you get arrested for stalking.

    • @Iunette
      @Iunette Год назад +1

      HOW IS THAT NOT STALKING-

    • @Aggie1295
      @Aggie1295 Год назад +2

      @naixylla They've so screwed with the laws that if you even look at a woman in a way she finds displeasing, the will arrest you for something

    • @Iunette
      @Iunette Год назад +2

      @@Aggie1295 ok first off you can't get arrested for just looking at someone unless you're just creepily staring at them or something- and I just wanna know how texting a woman saying your outside her house (unless you're friends with her or dating her or something) isn't stalking-

    • @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397
      @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Год назад +1

      If you call a woman you know or don't know? Or both?

    • @Aggie1295
      @Aggie1295 Год назад

      @@Iunette You don't seem to understand sarcasm, do you.

  • @alexanderg5386
    @alexanderg5386 Год назад +233

    This girl needs to be at the comedy club lol

    • @Mexxx65
      @Mexxx65 Год назад +5

      underrated comment

    • @stephenfisher9451
      @stephenfisher9451 Год назад +1

      Could you Explain?

    • @alexanderg5386
      @alexanderg5386 Год назад +9

      @@stephenfisher9451 She's funny as fuck, but men should not be taking dating advice from women, of which there are important reasons for that. But yeah I just meant she is hilarious that's all.

    • @ahaok6245
      @ahaok6245 Год назад

      With something down her throat 😂

    • @temposetter1091
      @temposetter1091 Год назад

      she's just useless all around. no one wants to hear a female with a high body count talk about her to attract them. it makes no sense

  • @aaaa-tm2kn
    @aaaa-tm2kn Год назад +12

    You dont ask fish on how to fish, you ask a fisherman

  • @dr.sampco3115
    @dr.sampco3115 Год назад +41

    It's not hard. Not complicated. It's like dealing with a spoiled child.

    • @ThomasFoolery8
      @ThomasFoolery8 Год назад +5

      This exactly. This is the most accurate comment on here.

    • @temposetter1091
      @temposetter1091 Год назад +2

      bro she is literally a narcissist this is insane

    • @MankindDiary
      @MankindDiary Месяц назад

      Imagine unironically thinking that showing affection to someone you're falling for is the same as dealing with a child.
      If those are the men going through male loneliness epidemics, then I'm happy they're alone.

  • @YieldOfDreamz
    @YieldOfDreamz Год назад +10

    1 - I am Chad
    2 - I am Tyrone
    3 - I am Chad with Money
    4 - I am Tyrone with Money

    • @2010Failbrids
      @2010Failbrids Год назад

      Elaborate on #2

    • @YieldOfDreamz
      @YieldOfDreamz Год назад

      @@2010Failbrids Nope, not taking the bait.

    • @2010Failbrids
      @2010Failbrids Год назад

      @@YieldOfDreamz how is it bait to elaborate on your own post 🤔

    • @YieldOfDreamz
      @YieldOfDreamz Год назад

      @@2010Failbrids because you zeroed in on #2. Fine, I will play LOL.
      A term for a very good looking man is a Chad/Tyrone, depending on your preference.

  • @bigmarcsosayt3857
    @bigmarcsosayt3857 11 месяцев назад +4

    “I’m outside”
    “Wait isnt that tyrone’s car ?”

  • @NoamPitlick-bg8kw
    @NoamPitlick-bg8kw 8 месяцев назад +1

    Much admiration that this girl’s makeup is subtle and not over the top. Definitely perfect for sure.

  • @annatar6453
    @annatar6453 Год назад +31

    Complicated is a nice way of saying crazy and hysterical

    • @99dirtdoa
      @99dirtdoa Год назад +8

      It’s just a way to dodge accountability for their actions

  • @sonofsarek
    @sonofsarek Год назад +12

    Give her an order “clean the table, cook a dish, etc”. She’ll like the authority and decisiveness.

  • @bluesteelgaming2883
    @bluesteelgaming2883 Год назад +82

    Instructions unclear. Called a girl, said I'm outside, charged with trespassing and prowling. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

  • @artsan4355
    @artsan4355 Год назад +15

    "Where's my sandwich?"

  • @evannavon23
    @evannavon23 Год назад +6

    As an introvert if somebody said/messaged me that they are outside I would freak out. If there's nothing planned for me I'm not presentable at home and my soul is not ready to meet up with anybody.

    • @alek6208
      @alek6208 Год назад

      Said this to a girl, introvert like you, she said the same thing but she went outside anyway

    • @ozanmrcan
      @ozanmrcan Год назад

      no

    • @FredHerbert999
      @FredHerbert999 Год назад

      amen. don't ever just show up to my house. not a happy moment.

  • @xxChacaronXX
    @xxChacaronXX Год назад +65

    Woman aren’t complicated.. they’re insecure.. look at all her suggestions for example. They need reassurance.

    • @S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier
      @S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier Год назад +24

      And we MUST keep them insecure AT ALL COSTS : look at what kind of devilish creatures they turn into when they become confident...

    • @WarriorofAllah78611O
      @WarriorofAllah78611O Год назад

      They’re also dumb

    • @Alex-lg9zb
      @Alex-lg9zb Год назад +11

      Pretty certain 99% of people, irrespective of gender, appreciate validation and compliments, whatever form they come packaged in.

    • @WeightedCali
      @WeightedCali Год назад +8

      Gotta keep them insecure. The second you show too much interest and love, they lose all attraction for you.

    • @S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier
      @S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier Год назад +4

      @@WeightedCali true. Girls need to be sexually attracted to you before they fall in love. Unlike us.

  • @stroeckx
    @stroeckx Год назад +6

    There's a fine line between these and coming off as "too needy".

    • @YieldOfDreamz
      @YieldOfDreamz Год назад

      Correct. Here is a diagram with the fine line (Needy - top, Not needy - bottom)
      Average & Below
      -----------------------------------------------
      Handsome

  • @philipv3098
    @philipv3098 Год назад +7

    Yeah show up at her house - good advice to get a restraining order …

  • @zacharymcgee5552
    @zacharymcgee5552 Год назад +5

    Sexiest thing you can do to females is tease them with a smirk. Obviously bonus points if you're sexy and it's witty.

  • @avzeolla3960
    @avzeolla3960 Год назад +19

    I showed up outside a girls house I said “I want to
    do blank with you” and I got slapped with a restraining order. Go figure. Wtf? 🤣😃

    • @kittycat1887
      @kittycat1887 Год назад

      "i didn't respect someone's personal space and paid for that! how did that happen?!?!😱😱😱“

    • @hannahstriker
      @hannahstriker Год назад +1

      I hope you arw actually joking.

  • @michaelcdarby
    @michaelcdarby 2 месяца назад

    “I’m outside”
    her: *calls cops*

  • @terrymcguire8476
    @terrymcguire8476 Год назад +25

    As soon as a man shows emotion and feelings , she loses interest.

    • @alek6208
      @alek6208 Год назад

      Well yes, a man isn’t supposed to be a woman

    • @terrymcguire8476
      @terrymcguire8476 Год назад

      @@alek6208 So men are supposed to be emotionless worker droids ?

    • @jonathandaniel7321
      @jonathandaniel7321 8 месяцев назад

      aggression is also an emotion and only men have it

    • @terrymcguire8476
      @terrymcguire8476 8 месяцев назад

      @@jonathandaniel7321 Say huh ? 😳

  • @gucci_marcus
    @gucci_marcus Год назад +10

    "Cash me outside how bout dah"

  • @underground5033
    @underground5033 Год назад +1

    The whole time I was waiting for the beer to get lower… only till the end did it go down a sip 😂

  • @rcbucs25
    @rcbucs25 Год назад +28

    Sexiest thing a woman can say to a man: not saying anything at all

  • @marianpascu8474
    @marianpascu8474 Год назад +1

    "I was telling my friends about you" - if the guy is ugly, " OMG,DESPERATE, SIMP"

  • @henrichvonstaufenberg4841
    @henrichvonstaufenberg4841 Год назад +13

    I love how a girl that isn’t successful in her dating life gives advice about dating….. she can’t see how many red flags she has and why no one wants to commit with her….

  • @Athletics70
    @Athletics70 Год назад +6

    Billie; Once again, you have provided a detailed, creative, and well-planned presentation! Yes, all five suggestions are excellent! Thank you!

    • @johnathanrice3569
      @johnathanrice3569 Год назад +2

      Showing up unannounced is terrible advice. Stop simping Brian she’s not gonna date you.

  • @markromney94
    @markromney94 Год назад +2

    Oh sure, “I’m outside”.
    No “stalker” vibe there.

  • @williambruckner6049
    @williambruckner6049 Год назад +1

    Gotta love that Subpar advice. Not sure who got the better of me, her father with the left hook or the cops who accused me of stalking.

    • @williambruckner6049
      @williambruckner6049 Год назад

      No, not stalking, hardly. And to be clear, her father was beating her, and I ended it. I had a feeling something was wrong and I acted upon it. I am truly sorry for your loss. As I expressed in my LinkedIn post. No parent should burry a child. My deepest sympathies and prayers to you and your family.

  • @Iamam313
    @Iamam313 Год назад

    The unannounced thing is definitely not universal 🤣

  • @AdhvaithSane
    @AdhvaithSane Год назад +1

    ..how many times do I have to tell you everything is A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE!

  • @ericmed
    @ericmed Год назад +2

    Finally some positive energy

  • @swbullen1
    @swbullen1 Год назад +2

    guys don't trust her, she has beer in her hand!

  • @ryandeffley7652
    @ryandeffley7652 Год назад +1

    "I'm outside" sounds like stalker tendency.

    • @darkparker7500
      @darkparker7500 6 месяцев назад

      That's what most women are going to accuse men of, if they show up without notice.

  • @1923modeltt
    @1923modeltt Год назад

    Your beauty is an unmatched currency of an calculable value. This gal obviously has a truth driven belief system.

  • @NotMyAccount
    @NotMyAccount Год назад

    "No need to worry. I'm back with my sub-par advice" LOL

  • @musicpoetry9812
    @musicpoetry9812 Год назад

    Watched your shorts and I had a great time laughing cus of ur sarcasm mixed with bitter truth. 😂

  • @ubercow21
    @ubercow21 Месяц назад

    She did say "sub par advice". So she get a pass card for indirectly sending men to prison with these advice

  • @grantchow13
    @grantchow13 Год назад +1

    Nothing works unless she finds you attractive

  • @andersgullberg
    @andersgullberg Год назад

    "Hey...i like your smile!" Big smile

  • @spencerleckrone598
    @spencerleckrone598 Год назад +7

    I miss “WHATS UP MY GUYS”😢

    • @BillieRaeBrandt
      @BillieRaeBrandt  Год назад +8

      Don’t worry it’s not going anywhere! Uploading some of my older videos from before the “what’s up my guys?” era 😊

    • @kickyourfaceandlaugh607
      @kickyourfaceandlaugh607 Год назад

      @@BillieRaeBrandt use safer pro nouns please.

    • @cartman4796
      @cartman4796 Год назад +4

      ​@@kickyourfaceandlaugh607 Here we fxcking go🤦🏾‍♂️ what are safe pronouns?

  • @stevendalloesingh1214
    @stevendalloesingh1214 Год назад

    "I'm outside"
    - Bundy -

  • @Todd_Swank
    @Todd_Swank 2 месяца назад

    Him: I know I am married, but I cant stop thinking about you.

  • @epicapple00
    @epicapple00 Год назад

    Not even in the market right now but i freaking love your videos i get a kick out of everyone😂 keep it up!!

  • @kitdewd329
    @kitdewd329 Год назад +7

    How about instead of saying “I was telling my buddies about you” We say, I was telling my GF/fiancé/wife about you?

    • @Incognit0777
      @Incognit0777 Год назад +2

      Romance is not dead, it's evolving...

    • @WeightedCali
      @WeightedCali Год назад

      That's instant attraction. They'll be wet and ready to fuck your relationship.

    • @thefart
      @thefart Год назад +1

      That's when they really get hooked

  • @Kubaaano
    @Kubaaano Год назад +7

    You always attract the goofiest characters in your comments. This is good advice.

    • @WeightedCali
      @WeightedCali Год назад

      Lmao keep coping. This vídeo proves women don't know what they want. Try any of this and women will lose all attraction for you. They'll see you as desperate or weak or a simp or both.

  • @thecsslife
    @thecsslife Год назад

    “Sub par” at least she’s self aware

  • @Bestfashionperson
    @Bestfashionperson Год назад

    That bottle tap scared me

  • @lordmuller563
    @lordmuller563 Год назад +2

    She didn’t take a single sip of that Corona

  • @therea1one
    @therea1one Год назад +2

    Aww.. what happened to the awesome intro "What's up my guys!" ^^

  • @45blank16
    @45blank16 Год назад +1

    The beer? 🤣

  • @diegoanaya2417
    @diegoanaya2417 Год назад

    Pro tip only do this if you are currently seeing the woman in question

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 2 месяца назад

    "Talk about you to my friends"...
    Why did that song from Gease just pop into my head?

  • @bobhill9124
    @bobhill9124 Месяц назад

    This advice is for someone you already know and somewhat familiar, not for the first few dates! So many gals are jaded from bad boy experiences.

  • @Itseightysix
    @Itseightysix Год назад

    I'm outside = now I'm arrested for stalking and harassment

  • @peterpalashevky7423
    @peterpalashevky7423 Месяц назад

    Bilhões Ray: you deserve a better beer than Corona.
    Thanks for all your good advice

  • @DrDan69
    @DrDan69 2 месяца назад

    Complicated creatures - with the SIMPLEST of minds.

  • @kacecraghead2845
    @kacecraghead2845 Год назад +6

    At what point in the dating process is “I’m outside.” acceptable? I did it after matching with a woman on an App and she called the police.

    • @DarlingHiroXX
      @DarlingHiroXX Год назад +2

      lol 😆. we can survive without woman. go abroad and look for someone. some women especially in USA has been spoiled. I'm not saying all. just some.

    • @hannahstriker
      @hannahstriker Год назад +1

      Well, if you did it to just a random woman that you met on the internet without prior interaction, then of course she would have called the police.
      You would have done the same if you were in her shoes as well.

  • @michaelilo
    @michaelilo Год назад +2

    Love your content frfr!! BUT the showing up unannounced doesn’t work 😂😂 unless you are ready to wait for an hour so she can get “ready”

    • @chriscorbart
      @chriscorbart Год назад +1

      Who said anything about going out …

    • @michaelilo
      @michaelilo Год назад +1

      @@chriscorbart I know but the ladies I've encountered normally want to get a lil ready with soft make up, cozy home outfit etc

  • @HacktivistThe
    @HacktivistThe Месяц назад

    "I'm back with my subpar advice" 💀💀

  • @JoseMartinez-tk5vg
    @JoseMartinez-tk5vg Год назад +1

    These makes sense

  • @T_TANMAY_K
    @T_TANMAY_K Год назад +1

    Never take advice from a fish to how to catch a fish

  • @Octavio12341000
    @Octavio12341000 Год назад +1

    You are gold thank u

  • @Todd_Swank
    @Todd_Swank 2 месяца назад

    Him: Im outside...Whos truck is in the driveway?!?

  • @YuzukiEba
    @YuzukiEba Год назад

    shes wasnt kidding, they are actually subpar advices

  • @obsidiannightwolfe13
    @obsidiannightwolfe13 4 месяца назад

    "Hey, eyes on me. Just like that"

  • @manny75586
    @manny75586 Год назад +1

    I tried "I'm outside" once, but I forgot the "be dating her first step."
    Ankle monitor is off in 90 days though.

  • @estevaobk
    @estevaobk Год назад +1

    "I'm outside... I'm looking at you right now... Can you see me? I'm hidden. I bet you can't figure out where I am. I like watching you... All the time... Without you even realizing I'm here... I think you've seen me now so I got to go but will be back... Anytime... To continue watching you..." Yep looks good to me, I think I've got this right.

  • @jesseburns6849
    @jesseburns6849 Месяц назад

    I am right there but the bad thing is I feel bad knowing I have my eyes on someone at work that makes me smile when she is working in my department. This episode helps some. I am just paranoid when I am around her trying to be a nice minded person at work trying to start a conversation with this beauty. Her external validation makes it seem she is attracted to me when I get looks.

  • @georgeciprian5835
    @georgeciprian5835 Год назад

    She should add that all this are sexy in certain situations, with certain women. As always, with women, everything can be sexy or can be disgusting.

  • @dr.d747
    @dr.d747 Год назад

    "Women are complicated creatures"
    Me:That would be an improvement.

  • @WithinConfine
    @WithinConfine Год назад +9

    All this is BS never trust women on what they say and always see how they react.

  • @c.s.s.1723
    @c.s.s.1723 Год назад

    All sound advice..⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Can I just say, WOW, Your hair looks magnificent today. Doing a video while drinking a beer….👏👏👏👏
    Some kind of unicorn u r………

  • @francesconanni6963
    @francesconanni6963 Год назад

    "I'm outside"
    "It's cold. Cover up."

  • @davidenriquez637
    @davidenriquez637 Год назад +1

    Don’t ask the fish how to catch fish.

  • @johnkrieger572
    @johnkrieger572 Месяц назад

    Her necklace says it all 😆

  • @AdamantiumNYC
    @AdamantiumNYC Год назад

    That "I'm outside" or "come downstairs" crap actually does work. Girls love when you put the pressure on. However, you should only do that if you (without a doubt) know she is insecure

  • @yaboytcell8961
    @yaboytcell8961 Год назад +2

    Not sure what the need to be drinking a beer in the vid is...

  • @sanmarcoexplorer2726
    @sanmarcoexplorer2726 Год назад

    Love you and everything that you said!
    Keep going.

  • @layedout447
    @layedout447 Год назад

    I was telling my buddies about is a bad idea she’s gonna ask what you said after 😂

  • @marlins93
    @marlins93 Год назад

    Billie; Excellent advice! Thank you!

  • @TheGuider
    @TheGuider Год назад +1

    Getting tips on fishing from the fish. Yeah.

  • @grumpyplays5886
    @grumpyplays5886 Год назад

    Ya about that second advice, I m in state police station locked up. Apparently the girl called cops on me for stalking reasons. I guess that tip doesn't work on strangers you met on street.
    P.S. the room is smelly

  • @mjsteward5508
    @mjsteward5508 7 месяцев назад

    I don't come to anyone house without calling them to see if their home or not.

  • @pixaln
    @pixaln Год назад +1

    For those wondering, an addition is to be conventionally attractive.

  • @csabapadanyi734
    @csabapadanyi734 Год назад

    Nice medal! However I appreciate not being so arrogant this time

  • @alexeidenier4072
    @alexeidenier4072 Месяц назад

    I was dating this chick and showed up early to go over to her place... She got PISSED.

  • @GuitarJammerJohn
    @GuitarJammerJohn Месяц назад

    This is clearly advise for guys already in a relationship I would not tell some new girl I’m talking to that I’ve already told all my friends about her or that I’m outside her house. This should be titled how to keep a girl.

  • @Joey_Bananas
    @Joey_Bananas Год назад +2

    Wait wait wait.. cheers without drinking? Come on.. you're better than that 🤪

  • @compilation8800
    @compilation8800 Год назад +1

    How im outside without notice

  • @spidersj12
    @spidersj12 Год назад +1

    Sexiest thing to say to a woman, "talk to the hand", then walk away when she starts talking.

  • @Bouvier839
    @Bouvier839 Год назад +1

    Last time my neighbour wanted to surprise his wife by showing up early, he found her cheating on him in his house, his bedroom, his bed.

  • @steveh5307
    @steveh5307 Год назад

    Instructions unclear: in jail rn

  • @AlohaMichaelDaly
    @AlohaMichaelDaly Год назад

    How about this one BillieRea : I’m sorry I’m having a hard time listening, I’m just focused on how beautiful you are - omg your hair!!