Plus he threatened to let flies loose that are capable of harming objects and people and he said "With you inside" which implies that the flies were gonna consume him alongside the shack.
Everyone in Gravity Falls is so dumb from constantly having their memories erased from the society of the blind eye. Stan regularly takes advantage of their stupidity.
understandable, i find rolling gideon while he was incapacitated while in stan's property wouldn't be assault neither. its the home owner's right to tell anyone to get out.
@@masteroox it can obviously be interpreted as a joke they obviously knew they where losing money by putting it in there its more like a tip jar then fraud
You missed one from Headhunters from the flashback: Stan said I'll just take em when your not looking. I said I was going to rob ya." I looked up on the wiki and there was 14 wax statues and they costed 20 bucks it showed in the flashback. so altogether he would have to pay 280 bucks and make the wax statues or return them.
I'm surprised child endangerment wasn't listed ONCE, let alone multiple charges for everytime he was charged for wreckless driving with Mabel and Dipper in the car.
@@sylveonchan8460Well we see multiple instances of people getting high up in the air because of gravitational anomalies (11:09) and then falling down. There's definitely a lot of bruises and broken bones, if not outright deaths (unfortunate fall that resulted in a broken neck, or someone falling off a cliff)
The portal causing supernatural events would be hard, but it would more count as terrorism since it was effecting the whole town and Stan was knowingly putting everyone in possible danger
You forget the mayor episode where literally at towards the end the news lady talks about all the crimes Stan did like lamlacide and then the TV shows crimes he committed for a spilt second. I thought you were going to talk about all of those crimes.
10:40 Hate to be that guy, but it should be Identity Fraud X33, because he was banned from 32 states so he changed identity 32 times + taking Stanford's name
3:06 Gideon was TECHNICALLY entering private property Stan kicked him out So- -3 Months 9:47 It isn’t the dark ages anymore, so I revoke the death sentence 13:56 He saved the world by sacrificing himself, I think, personally, he shall be pardoned
Would the sentence from the gravity anomalies caused by the portal be considered crimes against humanity? After all, the journal did warn him that misusing the portal could cause the end of the world
2:44 wouldn't this technically be self defense since Gideon threatened to do the same? 3:14 wouldn't this be assualt 3:18 wouldn't this be property damage 5:42 wouldn't that be property damage too 11:57 this isn't involuntary manslaughter due to Stanford not dying, just being trapped in a different dimension.
4:49 There’s multiple laws being broken here. 1. Owning a threatened species. Grizzly bears (which I assume this is) are considered a the species in the state of Oregon. 2. Purchasing a threatened species. 3. Two counts of child endangerment. This bear is both unfit to operate a vehicle and should not be around children. 4. He decided to take the leash off the bear. Even if you somehow were allowed to own a grizzly bear, there is no way you would ever be allowed to bring it out in public without a leash. 5. It appears that there is no mirror on the left side of Stan’s car. 6. Whatever laws the bear breaks while driving. Stan is the only adult in the car and this is presumably his car to. Considering he is the owner of this bear, he would probably be the one who pays the bears speeding tickets. 7. Stan said he would “teach” this bear to drive. I doubt this bear has an Oregon state learners permit. 8. In the state of Oregon, you need a WCO permit to have a wild animal in your vehicle. Despite breaking all these laws, he did make the bear wear a seatbelt.
Grunkle Stan gotta relax with the traffic crimes he keeps commiting. Gow he's even allowed to keep his drivers licence is just plain cruel to literally everyone and everything around him
something tells me he doesn’t even have a license anymore, he just keeps driving and nobody stops him because the cops on Gravity Falls are almost entirely useless
2:39 to be fair Gideon was on Stan's property and threatened to smash that jar that could damage his whole house and him. So I'd say Stan was in the right 👍
@@MazdaMiataMX- It probably would have been considered manslaughter, since the authorities wouldn't know about/believe in an alternate dimension, but it still wouldn't have actually BEEN manslaughter.
Im pretty sure that a court of law would either assume that the machine killed Ford, or that stanley endangered ford's life by pushing him into an unknown place.
11:57 : Actually! Stan is banned from almost every state in the country and at least one in Colombia (which he served part or all of his time for? Not sure.) I believe for similar schemes! I believe he crosses out the states on a big map in this same episode that indicates this. Also, this made me laugh out loud a lot. Good editing and pacing.
Even though Grunkle Stan is a criminal, he still loves and cares for his family, and I like that about him. It shows that just because you commit crimes and do bad things doesn't mean you're an evil person. I think that's a very sweet message that isn't really told very often. Usually when a person is bad and commits horrible crimes, they're just even monsters and wanted to be bad people but Stan is different. Stan only wanted to be loved by his family. He only became this way as an effort to prove he isn't a failure just cause he isn't smart, but he also saved his brother and the entire town + his family, so I'd say he's a pretty good guy, intention wise at least
Destroying Bill, a danger to reality, should give Stanley a pardon. I mean, his heart is in the right place, he sacrificed his memories for his family AND the world!
13:40 fun fact all this time I thought Bill cypher was a hero because of how many crimes Stan committed but when I was 10 I rewatched the show and I was dead wrong
13:59 he sacrificed his memories to save the world and if you argue is did always try his best to keep his niece and nephew safe from the strange and weird shit in gravity falls
there's that one episode where the news accused him of 1st degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking, snacks evasion, pickpocketing, woodpecker baiting, impersonating a dentist, general indecency, golf cart theft, and bingo fraud (and a meta joke about how this joke is still going but I don't count that)
Yay! I love Gravity Falls! Do Bill Cipher next! Can you also sentence Angry Birds cartoons villains for their crimes. I know you already did the villains from the two Angry Birds movies, but what about the villains from The Angry Birds cartoons? Angry Birds Toons and Slingshot Stories: The minion pigs, King Pig, Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, and Chef Pig. Angry Birds Stella: Gale, Handsome Pig, and the minion pigs. Piggy Tales: Alien Pig (seen in episodes: Abduction, Dr. Pork MD, Re-abduction, and Snout Invasion) and Robber Pig (from season 4).
![ПРОВАЛЬНЫЙ русский дубляж Гравити Фолз [ТРУДНОСТИ ПЕРЕВОДА]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/07uy-OepCQ4/mqdefault.jpg)
*Turns off RUclips.*
“At least they didn’t list any of the bad ones.”
-Stan Pines.
He forgot about llamascide smh
@@LaCabraAsadato be fair, he knew too much
I love this reference
@@UnionThoraxgotta love the gravity falls community
No, he would go to RUclips headquarters and delete the video, find the guys up address and offer him a stan Funko pop for 100$
To be honest, Stanley sacrificing his memories to kill bill and to save should give him a pardon 😂❤
having Amnesia...does not give you pardons
@@Sonic2024freedomera No I mean- He saved the world from a being INFINITELY worse than him
@@caindain2179 oh yeah
Ford appeared publicly in kids' birthday and Stan was refered as Stanley so I guess he was pardoned.
I agree.
2:47
That was actually reasonable self defense imo. Gideon was threatening to destroy his house, he was simply protecting himself.
3:06
Not really assault, Gideon literally broke into his house and he was kicking him back out.
I just wanted to say that
Plus he threatened to let flies loose that are capable of harming objects and people and he said "With you inside" which implies that the flies were gonna consume him alongside the shack.
I know right
Ya, Stan wasn't even laying a finger on Gideon, and besides Gideon was trespassing.
Everyone in Gravity Falls is so dumb from constantly having their memories erased from the society of the blind eye. Stan regularly takes advantage of their stupidity.
Thats actually a good idea!
Just asking for a friend,hypotheticaly,where could one get a memory gun?
and the fact that the cops from gravity falls are dumb tho
When the cops aren’t around. *Anything’s Legal!*
L ol
Specially if you live in a town in the middle of the oregon forest
Yeah 😂
That makes perfect sense
He'll definitely get a call from the safety inspections after this
5:36 I love how POOL JAIL becomes capitalized after another pool jail sentence.
Pool solitary confinement
Pool Confinement
Pool con
That assault on Gideon was actually self defense because Gideon threatened him with termites.
Those weren’t bees - they were termites - and I’m pretty confident that bees can’t chew through wood.
Those assault charges for there should be dropped in my opinion. (I’m not a lawyer so expect me to be wrong here)
I know right
Assault on a minor always puts the adult at fault, regardless of who started it
understandable, i find rolling gideon while he was incapacitated while in stan's property wouldn't be assault neither. its the home owner's right to tell anyone to get out.
…You’re not charging him for the thirty years of identity theft?
That's what I said!!
they did
No they only did a life sentence not a charge @temmiphone
500th liker
Hes the judge dude.
You know it’s gonna be crazy when the whole video is sentencing one guy
He's a friking GTA carecther
He’s probably only counting the crimes he commits on screen
"Grunkle Stan what did you do?"
"What didn't i do?"
HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES wait I’m alone I can swear for real gasp* SON OF A BI
Nothing
suicide
HOLD UP wouldn't "you put your money in the bag and it mysteriously disappears" count towards tipping and not be a offense since he runs a business?
The problem is that he lied it's magical and knowing him he probably had done it for years, it's sure a fraud
@@masteroox it can obviously be interpreted as a joke they obviously knew they where losing money by putting it in there its more like a tip jar then fraud
@@BraveFrontierRemebereryou are greatly overestimating the iq of the locals in gravity falls
@@e.m.m.i6054Especially with all the damage the society of the blind eye has caused
@@e.m.m.i6054 The IQ of the locals isnt really important when in court it only matters what the average reasonable person would do/think
The guy also had his underage relatives help him with his crimes so he is guilty of criminal exploitations.
0:45 your telling me annoying a child is a crime
It's Like Harassment
It's actually called that legally. It's kinda. Weird to name it that but yeah.
If annoying a child is a crime all my math teachers are saying bye-bye to freedom for a few centruies
Oh and BEING SHIRTLESS IS A CRIME
@@winxclubcomejointheclub6066 Very Much, Yes, I Sure Hope No Teacher Abuses a Child
You missed one from Headhunters from the flashback: Stan said I'll just take em when your not looking. I said I was going to rob ya." I looked up on the wiki and there was 14 wax statues and they costed 20 bucks it showed in the flashback. so altogether he would have to pay 280 bucks and make the wax statues or return them.
YOU KNOW IT'S A GOOD ONE WHEN GRUNKLE STAN IS ON TRIAL LOL
That judge's hammer thingy makes a good merchandise..
I'm surprised child endangerment wasn't listed ONCE, let alone multiple charges for everytime he was charged for wreckless driving with Mabel and Dipper in the car.
7:04 How is it animal cruelty when your pet pig to be kidnapped by a big ass bird?
Honestly its gravity falls, he knows better.
Bcz he has put him outside
at worst its animal endangerment, but not outright cruelty
Isnt animal neglect illegal?
@@dylanzlol7293 is putting an animal outside neglect? especially after it causes damage when inside
9:42 Pretty sure he can get away with just Property Damage. A LOT of property damage
I think throwing in assault would be reasonable too, as I imagine a lot of people were hurt
@@caramelldansen7336 How?
@@sylveonchan8460Well we see multiple instances of people getting high up in the air because of gravitational anomalies (11:09) and then falling down. There's definitely a lot of bruises and broken bones, if not outright deaths (unfortunate fall that resulted in a broken neck, or someone falling off a cliff)
I'd go with Domestic Terrorism instead of Witchcraft, but keep the sentence.
The portal causing supernatural events would be hard, but it would more count as terrorism since it was effecting the whole town and Stan was knowingly putting everyone in possible danger
It would be only one count of terrorism, but it would be the death sentence either way
You forget the mayor episode where literally at towards the end the news lady talks about all the crimes Stan did like lamlacide and then the TV shows crimes he committed for a spilt second. I thought you were going to talk about all of those crimes.
“That llama knew too much.”
3:03 for context Stan was actually evicting Gideon because he was unwanted in his house, nad he was having some kinda mental breakdown
To be fair The assault on Gideon was justified because he wanted to make him small Plus that was the easy way
4:46 "I don't even know how to sentence this" was the best line so far
And that's because this show takes place thirty years after he left his criminal life, imagine how many more crimes he probably comitted
The fact that Stanley gets charged with both federal and pool jail, I cant!
A death sentence and a life sentence is wild
Be be fair the people are willingly putting the money in the bag even though he told them it won’t come back
"theres no cops in the forest, we take this to our graves."
This guy needs to be pardoned for getting his memory erased to defeat Bill because Bill is worse than him
1:51 To be fair. He DID get punished for THAT one.
It’s funny how gullible the side characters are
Next: If Bill Cipher was charged for his crimes
i mean everything he had done isnt really in a episode and there is probably even more heinous crimes he had done but we really cant tell
7345776764377342766534757843378534845776443766443 years for destroying almost 2 dimensions
Causing the apocalypse: ???
Omnicide, destroying a dimension.
Hi bill :D
2:38 he was defending his self and the mystery shack Gideon was threatening him too
Ford's gonna be so mad when he finds out what Stanley did with his name
2:50: should be self defense because Gideon was threatening to destroy the house so Grunkle Stan had a reason to assault Gideon
"ZOMBIES HAVE NO RIGHTS. BYE BYE"
Not a sentence i was expecting to read today
0:45 since when is annoying a child a crime?!
I’d be in prison for 10 years!😂😂😂😂
Personally, I would have count that as harassment
YAY 14 MINUTES OF STANLEY’S CRIMES😊😀(also don’t forget that he’s banned in 32 states so it’s a lot more than that💀)
2:53 I wouldn't Consider since Gideon broke stan's mirror Which could usually get you kicked out, AND Gideon Morrows was to mutate Stan.
And these are just the crimes Stan committed in the show, imagine 30x the sentence
He was a part of a cartel
Going by your logic, Walt Disney would be in prison for not having real mice at his theme park
😂
10:40
Hate to be that guy, but it should be Identity Fraud X33, because he was banned from 32 states so he changed identity 32 times + taking Stanford's name
Would result in the same punishment, but you are right haha
@@AnimatedCourtroomit would be multiple life sentences, not one
7:32 ZOMBIES HAVE NO RIGHTS bye bye, got me dying 😂
Dude could have said self defense or hel even defilement ofca corpse but he had to devalue the life of zombies 🧟♂️ 😂
If you die you'll have no rights
3:06
Gideon was TECHNICALLY entering private property
Stan kicked him out
So-
-3 Months
9:47
It isn’t the dark ages anymore, so I revoke the death sentence
13:56
He saved the world by sacrificing himself, I think, personally, he shall be pardoned
i think 1-2 years of prison will be suitable for him, its not too harsh, but still putting him in prison.
Would the sentence from the gravity anomalies caused by the portal be considered crimes against humanity? After all, the journal did warn him that misusing the portal could cause the end of the world
7:32 Zombies don't, but beating up corpses is illegal (Yes, it can be seen as a self defence, but in reality nobody will believe him)
That bee attack on Gideon was self defense
termites, but yeah
Technically he didn’t assault when it came to Gideon
no he Giddy'd his way to legal
Yeah that is absolutely self defense
Surprised nobody's done a video covering Stan. He's perfect for this stuff.
13:41 "Bills existence is against the law" is just so funny to me 😭
And now he has to face his crimes without knowing what the heck just happened.
2:44 wouldn't this technically be self defense since Gideon threatened to do the same?
3:14 wouldn't this be assualt
3:18 wouldn't this be property damage
5:42 wouldn't that be property damage too
11:57 this isn't involuntary manslaughter due to Stanford not dying, just being trapped in a different dimension.
involutarily imprisonment?
@@user-zq6rb2nx7k I guess so
I like how Death and Life are both considered punishments.
Imagine spending the rest of your life in pool jail
Stan Pines did.
That's why he aimed for the death sentence.
4:49 There’s multiple laws being broken here. 1. Owning a threatened species. Grizzly bears (which I assume this is) are considered a the species in the state of Oregon. 2. Purchasing a threatened species. 3. Two counts of child endangerment. This bear is both unfit to operate a vehicle and should not be around children. 4. He decided to take the leash off the bear. Even if you somehow were allowed to own a grizzly bear, there is no way you would ever be allowed to bring it out in public without a leash. 5. It appears that there is no mirror on the left side of Stan’s car. 6. Whatever laws the bear breaks while driving. Stan is the only adult in the car and this is presumably his car to. Considering he is the owner of this bear, he would probably be the one who pays the bears speeding tickets. 7. Stan said he would “teach” this bear to drive. I doubt this bear has an Oregon state learners permit. 8. In the state of Oregon, you need a WCO permit to have a wild animal in your vehicle.
Despite breaking all these laws, he did make the bear wear a seatbelt.
Grunkle Stan gotta relax with the traffic crimes he keeps commiting. Gow he's even allowed to keep his drivers licence is just plain cruel to literally everyone and everything around him
He’s also got cataracts and is basically legally blind
something tells me he doesn’t even have a license anymore, he just keeps driving and nobody stops him because the cops on Gravity Falls are almost entirely useless
1:36 "Every year these yahoos dress up as Gideon
Thank You for actually putting the punishment each crime adds on screen!!! This is my biggest pet peeve with Mousait's content!
2:39 to be fair Gideon was on Stan's property and threatened to smash that jar that could damage his whole house and him. So I'd say Stan was in the right 👍
“Zombies don’t have rights”
“Bye bye” XD
12:02
Does this really count as manslaughter, though, since Stanford didn't die? He just got trapped in another dimension.
Considering exactly that, it probably would've been considered manslaughter if there had been an investigation.
@@MazdaMiataMX- It probably would have been considered manslaughter, since the authorities wouldn't know about/believe in an alternate dimension, but it still wouldn't have actually BEEN manslaughter.
Im pretty sure that a court of law would either assume that the machine killed Ford, or that stanley endangered ford's life by pushing him into an unknown place.
Stan would probably be charged for imprisonment since you know what happened
Bill lives there so yeah
11:57 : Actually! Stan is banned from almost every state in the country and at least one in Colombia (which he served part or all of his time for? Not sure.) I believe for similar schemes! I believe he crosses out the states on a big map in this same episode that indicates this.
Also, this made me laugh out loud a lot. Good editing and pacing.
Gotta love how we have:minor property damage and then just straight up money loundering.
Leaving Soos in the corn maze is child abandonment
“Zombies have no rights” I’m dying
8:57 "I eat kids" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I *ea*t kids you mean
Same
@@lechatdu136 what???
The entirety of gravity falls actually takes place over the course of 20 years, they've just been in prison that long
Even though Grunkle Stan is a criminal, he still loves and cares for his family, and I like that about him. It shows that just because you commit crimes and do bad things doesn't mean you're an evil person. I think that's a very sweet message that isn't really told very often. Usually when a person is bad and commits horrible crimes, they're just even monsters and wanted to be bad people but Stan is different. Stan only wanted to be loved by his family. He only became this way as an effort to prove he isn't a failure just cause he isn't smart, but he also saved his brother and the entire town + his family, so I'd say he's a pretty good guy, intention wise at least
10:25 wait he's alone
He can swear real; SON OF A-
(Fast torward)that's him Alright.
3:29 ok he had no odea they would come in at the same time as he undreased.
Not counting the counterfeit, destruction of public property, countless counts of child engagement, etc. You went easy on him
Don't forget about the first degree llamacide. That Llama knew too much.
the part with the killer termites might be justifiable since it's self defense since gideon's a wacko
I'm sad this guy didn't reference the crimes played on the TV from the episode when Stan becomes the mayor
To be fair, it’s not clear if all of those guns are illegal, but given Stan’s criminal record he wouldn’t be able to buy a gun lol
Jeez his sentence is even longer than his current age
Oh forgot the episode where Stan ran for mayor, they list off a bunch of his crimes.
The Mystery Shack is like a freakshow but they are not usually real themselves it's like arts and crafts.
one of the funniest things about this, is that for majority of these crimes, he's doing them all under FORD's identity.
"Zombies have no rights" 🤣🤣
I love that Stan gets his own video. 😂😂😂
13:42 Tell me your a Bill Cipher fangirl without telling me you are.
7:42 "i dont know.. we have to break in and then JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN!" *destroys the gate*
To be honest, Stanley should have all of his crimes removed. HE literally saved everyone, and I mean EVERYONE from the end of the world.
…and these are just the crimes we’ve *seen/heard* he’s committed. There’s likely so many others we don’t know of.
0:50 it’s not theft they willingly put the money in
THAT’S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT
Maybe they mean that the crime is tricking people into giving him free money?
@@dylanzlol7293 he does say that it disappears so I think it's logical to assume that you're not getting the money back
Fraud/Scam
@@Fishwolfcrow im pretty sure that the gravity falls city isnt known for being logical, through?
he did all this yet still refuses to swear in front of dipper and mabel
I guess their parents are strict about it
I'm pretty sure he'd get an assault charge for throwing a smoke bomb at the female clerk at the Halloween store
You forget about that scene on the bus when they threatened the bus driver to allow waddles on the bus(on of my favorite scenes on the show)
"BURN the child..." has to be my favorite line from grunkle stan.
Destroying Bill, a danger to reality, should give Stanley a pardon. I mean, his heart is in the right place, he sacrificed his memories for his family AND the world!
he straight up said in one episode he regularly commits tax fraud
13:40 fun fact all this time I thought Bill cypher was a hero because of how many crimes Stan committed but when I was 10 I rewatched the show and I was dead wrong
Bill is still alive
Yes, I know about the axolotl and everything
@@GabeThompson-gh6tydid you read the book of bill yet?
Yes
New record
7:17 say I'm wrong but ford did "technically" give Stanly the books before his disappearance technically
I’ll tell you a good story. It’s called,Grunkle stunkle gets tried at court
U forgot to add that they hunted the dinasours thats extinct animal hunting ❤
the dinos tried to kill them..
That first theft is not theft, just legal tourist attraction operations
13:59 he sacrificed his memories to save the world and if you argue is did always try his best to keep his niece and nephew safe from the strange and weird shit in gravity falls
there's that one episode where the news accused him of 1st degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking, snacks evasion, pickpocketing, woodpecker baiting, impersonating a dentist, general indecency, golf cart theft, and bingo fraud (and a meta joke about how this joke is still going but I don't count that)
Yay! I love Gravity Falls! Do Bill Cipher next!
Can you also sentence Angry Birds cartoons villains for their crimes. I know you already did the villains from the two Angry Birds movies, but what about the villains from The Angry Birds cartoons?
Angry Birds Toons and Slingshot Stories: The minion pigs, King Pig, Corporal Pig, Foreman Pig, and Chef Pig.
Angry Birds Stella: Gale, Handsome Pig, and the minion pigs.
Piggy Tales: Alien Pig (seen in episodes: Abduction, Dr. Pork MD, Re-abduction, and Snout Invasion) and Robber Pig (from season 4).
“As long as there are no cops around anything is legal