If Bill Cipher Was Charged For His Crimes (Gravity Falls Villains)

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  • @forgarate0648
    @forgarate0648 4 месяца назад +3075

    Bill Cipher is canonically serving an infinite life sentence of therapy and counselling. He himself puts it as the worst thing imaginable for him. So yeah, I'd call that fitting justice right there.

    • @ang8270
      @ang8270 4 месяца назад +28

      Oh yeah

    • @ChaosEnthusiast
      @ChaosEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +30

      woah woah spoilers

    • @Eclipse-i5x
      @Eclipse-i5x 4 месяца назад +17

      Womp womp to u​@@ChaosEnthusiast

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 месяца назад +58

      @@ChaosEnthusiast its in a random book in some random info if you mean the show u ain't getting spoiled at all lol cause that doesn't get showed

    • @RaeLikesToPlayYT
      @RaeLikesToPlayYT 4 месяца назад +36

      The good ol Theraprism :D

  • @mathsarecool
    @mathsarecool 4 месяца назад +343

    I love how Bill just decides to torture his victims in the most creative ways, instead of killing them, like taking the deer’s teeth out or shuffling the use of every hole on Mr. Northwest’s face.

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +17

      It's fun. You can't judge me

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 4 месяца назад +8

      It's because it's funnier

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy 3 месяца назад +8

      the deer didn't seem to be in any pain, oddly enough. i guess he can... control that too???

    • @Monkeychase
      @Monkeychase 3 месяца назад +1

      The amount of time that bills in prison is gonna be the amount of time until season three in gravity falls will exist

    • @Tinypebblesastar
      @Tinypebblesastar 2 месяца назад

      @@Henry_Cassette_Manuhm hey wanna make a deal all you need to do is get me 10000000 dollars

  • @Zongleflork-z7j
    @Zongleflork-z7j 4 месяца назад +2765

    This triangle is gonna have a lot of life and death sentences

    • @Utahraptor_JP
      @Utahraptor_JP 4 месяца назад +33

      True

    • @fantasy-writing-v5z
      @fantasy-writing-v5z 4 месяца назад +41

      @@Zongleflork-z7j the first one seemed unfair can’t say the same for literally everything else

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 4 месяца назад +20

      He survived his own death.

    • @NeonWasInUse
      @NeonWasInUse 4 месяца назад +13

      And he'd outlive all of them.

    • @nicolaandrews9991
      @nicolaandrews9991 4 месяца назад +2

      He’s called bill mate

  • @Volstlerk
    @Volstlerk 4 месяца назад +234

    I love how a intercelestial dorito somehow manages to get. 15 death scentences, 9 life sentences, 107 years in prison, and a $10,270,075 fee.

  • @leviachurchill
    @leviachurchill 4 месяца назад +1722

    -GUILTY!!
    -But for what?!
    -Because you was born triangular, not square.

    • @DILLPICKLEZZ23
      @DILLPICKLEZZ23 4 месяца назад +29

      No tad strange is the square

    • @fantasy-writing-v5z
      @fantasy-writing-v5z 4 месяца назад +18

      Isn’t that bigotry

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 4 месяца назад +13

      Probaly a reason he destroyed his dimension going of flatland.

    • @wind_king-lh8zs
      @wind_king-lh8zs 4 месяца назад +9

      @@fantasy-writing-v5z bigitri

    • @albireo2990
      @albireo2990 4 месяца назад +7

      He was a triangle instead of a circle.

  • @Drcoconut4777
    @Drcoconut4777 4 месяца назад +168

    By far the worst thing he did was change that man’s coffee to decaf. If you know, you know.

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +9

      It was a good song until he decaffeinated the beverage

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 3 месяца назад +2

      o yea i know that song

    • @TmntRat
      @TmntRat 3 месяца назад +1

      Huh?

    • @Drcoconut4777
      @Drcoconut4777 3 месяца назад +3

      @@TmntRat in a scrapped song by Lemon Demon Bill cipher turns someone’s coffee into decaf

    • @TmntRat
      @TmntRat 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Drcoconut4777 ty

  • @longhorse15
    @longhorse15 4 месяца назад +915

    Bill: "WHY AM I HAVING A DEATH SENTENCE"
    Animated Courtroom: "BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN BILL"

    • @TylerO-l7l
      @TylerO-l7l 4 месяца назад +28

      Bill: then how about we uno reverse that to Y🧿U
      (Turns everyone in the room into bread)
      Bill: bread👍

    • @TopHat_LOL
      @TopHat_LOL 4 месяца назад +12

      Bread 👍

    • @Elenazlyrics
      @Elenazlyrics 4 месяца назад +7

      ⁠bread👍

    • @Lukewarmpup
      @Lukewarmpup 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@TylerO-l7lexactly how bill talks
      Bread👍

    • @scarf_girl
      @scarf_girl 4 месяца назад +6

      Bread👍

  • @ChaosEnthusiast
    @ChaosEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +242

    i find the idea of bill getting fined legit united states money kind of funny ngl

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +13

      I could simply buy gold

    • @meltedchees
      @meltedchees 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Henry_Cassette_Man Well that's not a US dollar bill now is it?

    • @ChaosEnthusiast
      @ChaosEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Henry_Cassette_Man or you could steal it
      im not suggesting it... but im also not suggesting against it..

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +2

      @@meltedchees I simply convert it into a US dollar by the value of the gold.

    • @ezio7970
      @ezio7970 4 месяца назад +2

      It's funny, Bill can see through anything that has his image on it, so he knows the exact location of every US dollar in existence, and he can also make gold. XD

  • @ZRP_Guy
    @ZRP_Guy 4 месяца назад +639

    Gideon: So, Bill, were you right about your sentence being a lot worse?
    Bill Cipher: Yes. They even gave me a death sentence for existing. That's how you know I was the worst. *Bill Cipher Laugh*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 4 месяца назад +8

      Lol

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, good luck _attempting_ to kill him. This little illuminati symbol is virtually immortal and immoral to boot.

    • @AlephNullification
      @AlephNullification 4 месяца назад +8

      Gideon: but how would you get a death sentence for existing?!

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@AlephNullificationcuz I'm the most evil ofc

    • @AlephNullification
      @AlephNullification 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Henry_Cassette_Man *Gideon laugh* “not sure if i can believe that”

  • @2002SaturnSl1
    @2002SaturnSl1 4 месяца назад +24

    Bro was sentenced to death for existing 💀

  • @germanspringtrap.real331
    @germanspringtrap.real331 4 месяца назад +1085

    The death sentence for just existing 😂
    (Second Dimension Incedent is charged later, stop saying that)

    • @dehistoriapisciumfish7639
      @dehistoriapisciumfish7639 4 месяца назад +40

      By that point he had already destroyed the whole second dimension singlehandedly right? So he probably deserved it

    • @germanspringtrap.real331
      @germanspringtrap.real331 4 месяца назад +12

      @@dehistoriapisciumfish7639 meh and? It was charged later and i found it funny in the first 5 Seconds a death scentence

    • @CBO-Studio
      @CBO-Studio 4 месяца назад +8

      Should have been for prison break.

    • @germanspringtrap.real331
      @germanspringtrap.real331 4 месяца назад +2

      @@CBO-Studio why

    • @miles8539
      @miles8539 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@germanspringtrap.real331 Well he did already escaped prison sometimes as we see in the books, so I guess that fits

  • @stuffchannelz
    @stuffchannelz 4 месяца назад +124

    0:03 best part

    • @UnitJack
      @UnitJack 4 месяца назад +15

      “Oh,Oh! Grabbing balls,it it good to be back!”

    • @JDPlayz-y3n
      @JDPlayz-y3n 4 месяца назад +4

      Aaaaaayyyyyyyo

    • @Impxssibl
      @Impxssibl 4 месяца назад +2

      Agreed

    • @victorvelasquez7385
      @victorvelasquez7385 4 месяца назад

      @@UnitJack sentence to death reason *existing*

    • @Wonky._Bonkyvr
      @Wonky._Bonkyvr 4 месяца назад +2

      best part: 13:02

  • @joshuacoye4593
    @joshuacoye4593 4 месяца назад +358

    Bro got a death sentence just for existing. 😂💀

    • @omarbassam6941
      @omarbassam6941 4 месяца назад

      Bill probably invented cruelty and evil

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +16

      That proves I'm the best worst villian

    • @06MAN
      @06MAN 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@Triangle_One_Eyed_Demon, you sure are you little Dorito, you sure are!

    • @mysterytwin._.dipper
      @mysterytwin._.dipper 3 месяца назад +1

      @@06MAN IM NOT A FRICKING DORITO.

    • @the_realNIGHTMAREBONNIERBLX1
      @the_realNIGHTMAREBONNIERBLX1 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Henry_Cassette_Man hi Dorito

  • @ShibuNub3305
    @ShibuNub3305 4 месяца назад +53

    3:48 wasn’t it though? The terms of the contract were that Bill would receive a “puppet”, and in return “crack that laptop right open” for Dipper. He never specified that the puppet *had* to be one of the sock ones strewn about, and he *did* in fact crack the laptop right open-you can see the internals right as he steps on it. Dick move, sure, but that’s on Dipper for making assumptions of what Bill meant and not reading the fine print of the deal.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 месяца назад +4

      Damn, honestly, I never even noticed that. I mean him taking dipper as a "puppet" is obvious, but "cracking the laptop right open" was way subtler lol. I mean, he did keep his end of the bargain, can't be mad.

    • @Ollieworld74
      @Ollieworld74 3 месяца назад +2

      @Kamdenanimatzit means thinking about it more there isn’t actual fine print lol

    • @ANightattheOpera28
      @ANightattheOpera28 2 месяца назад

      He went full genie

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 4 месяца назад +153

    9:49 “Watched his own dimension burn, misses home and can’t return.”

    • @YkwhatIwannafuckJake
      @YkwhatIwannafuckJake 4 месяца назад +2

      Help y does it rhyme

    • @mimicmadness
      @mimicmadness 4 месяца назад +12

      All hail the Axolotl

    • @mollywoolfson2571
      @mollywoolfson2571 4 месяца назад +8

      @@YkwhatIwannafuckJake because when Bill was destroyed he pleaded to the Axolotl to have be reincarnated the Axolotl only talks in rhymes (sorry it was a longer explanation than it needed to be)

    • @CloneTails
      @CloneTails 4 месяца назад +16

      The poem of the a x o l o t o l
      is 60 degrees that come in threes ( that's a triangle)
      He watches from within birch trees
      Watched his own dimension burn
      misses home yet can't return
      Says he's happy he's liar
      Blame the arson for the fire
      If he wants to shirk the blame (shirk meant to neglect )
      He will have to invoke my name (reference to his secret messages
      One way to absolve his Crime a different form different time

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +1

      Yup. Sadly

  • @danielyatziv5151
    @danielyatziv5151 4 месяца назад +20

    12:21
    Bill tells Stanley that he will give him anything he wants just so he lives, I think that would be considered bribery

  • @ajerjavec4723
    @ajerjavec4723 4 месяца назад +139

    About his home dimension, the book of Bill basically describes as moral or less an accident balance some deep level he does regret. He’s just lying to himself about what happened.

    • @Sonic2024freedomera
      @Sonic2024freedomera 4 месяца назад +18

      Even though he destroyed his dimension even if it was accidental, I don't think it counts as involuntary manslaughter if it was literally killing an entire dimension.

    • @FLIPPY_ANIMATES
      @FLIPPY_ANIMATES 4 месяца назад

      @@Sonic2024freedomera more like
      Mass genocide

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +1

      Yea. Sadly

    • @EstrogenCubing
      @EstrogenCubing 4 месяца назад +4

      He just wanted to show them the stars...

    • @Insert.creative_username
      @Insert.creative_username 4 месяца назад +10

      A this point i think hes lied to the point that even he doesnt remember, especially people going thru traumatic experiences can black out during them or while recalling them, it'd more proof hes traumatized from his own actions he regrets

  • @Cool_Username
    @Cool_Username 4 месяца назад +14

    Bill:”what, are you gonna put me in jail?”
    Axolotl:”huh, not a bad idea”

  • @chaisonpeyton
    @chaisonpeyton 4 месяца назад +445

    Wait until you read Bill’s new book, he deserves a lot more charges!!

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 4 месяца назад +35

      I wonder if being in Theraprism will count towards his sentence somehow

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +40

      @@amandapanda5087The theraprism is allegedly “the worst punishment imaginable” or something like that so it’s probably the entire sentence

    • @Integrous_Melodies
      @Integrous_Melodies 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@nubbyboi6523 that's the thing, i havent read the book but it sounds more like everyone in the theraprism is getting off easy for their crimes (Bill litteraly *destroyed his home dimension* and is just sent to therapy 💀)

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Integrous_Melodies Well yes but I personally would rather get the death sentence than spend eternity in the theraprism because doing anything for all of eternity would be pretty torturous, especially therapy

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 4 месяца назад +20

      @@Integrous_Melodies These beings in Theraprism are all the most vile and irredeemable beings that have ever existed, who will NEVER change their ways, so an eternity of therapy is WAY worse than physical or mental punishments that you can get used to.

  • @nogreatnameleft6518
    @nogreatnameleft6518 4 месяца назад +52

    The fact that this is only the stuff in the series shows that bill has easily done MUCH worse in his one trillion and twelve years of life

  • @jimshaeffer7854
    @jimshaeffer7854 4 месяца назад +60

    you can also add bribery because in grunkle stan's mind he bribes him with money, fame, power, and his own galaxy

  • @Kilvieo
    @Kilvieo 4 месяца назад +26

    1:52 Nothing in the dream is real, but the mutilation and ID fraud was counted; using that logic, shouldn't attempted murder count as well, even if the characters themselves aren't real?

  • @fleshdadbot6852
    @fleshdadbot6852 4 месяца назад +68

    The video starts and
    EXISTING: +DEATH SENTENCE
    Yep.this'll be good.

  • @janetjamison4548
    @janetjamison4548 4 месяца назад +32

    “ You already defeated him two times what’s the difference now?” “ Then I had Mable” also he was in a humans body, and he was in a mindscape.

  • @bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020
    @bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020 4 месяца назад +172

    Bill should’ve gotten more death sentences considering that Time Baby pointed out that Bill spreading Weirdmaggeddon everywhere would destroy all of reality.

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +25

      How tf do you even sentence “Attempted reality destruction”? (other than the theraprism)

    • @bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020
      @bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020 4 месяца назад +27

      @@nubbyboi6523 Death sentence considering it’s attempted omnicide on a massive scale.

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +5

      But it was fun wasn't it?

    • @BillCipher527
      @BillCipher527 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Henry_Cassette_Man Yes

    • @jeb5348
      @jeb5348 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Henry_Cassette_Man im not buying crypto..even though you told me to in the simpsons

  • @Void49-l9k
    @Void49-l9k 4 месяца назад +12

    7:18 "I’ll die before I’ll join you!"
    *GETS FUCKING BLASTED*

    • @amberreimer1664
      @amberreimer1664 3 месяца назад +1

      BACK SCRATCHER! *Cutely Laugh’s*

  • @TheBigE34356
    @TheBigE34356 4 месяца назад +62

    This is probably the 5th time he got this sentence just in a different universe

  • @coolguy5133
    @coolguy5133 4 месяца назад +35

    A few things:
    3:41: "Pinetree" walked into that one. Bill said he wanted a "puppet."
    6:03: Trapping "Shooting Star" in her own personal dreamworld probably shouldn't count as "False Imprisonment." She was content in there.
    6:33: I agree with the Mutilation charge, even though "Llama's" father deserved that.

  • @RyneMcKinney
    @RyneMcKinney 4 месяца назад +42

    The amount of crimes this triangle has commited against the multiverse would override the sentence count to a googol googols

  • @ro_r_y
    @ro_r_y 4 месяца назад +4

    Axolotl: "Yeah so you have to pay that amount of money."
    Bill: "Three words. BUY CRYPTO SUCKERS!" *Dissapears*

  • @NocolasXD
    @NocolasXD 4 месяца назад +168

    Bill Chiper: JUDGE BUT WHAT DID I DO!? IM JUST A SECOND HERE AND I ALREADY HAVE A DEATH SENTENCE!!! Animated Courtroom: Dude,you Existed.

  • @fabiancalzadilla3730
    @fabiancalzadilla3730 2 месяца назад +4

    1:23 "HAHAHA see its funny how dumb you are" that was personal

  • @cacklebabygg6156
    @cacklebabygg6156 4 месяца назад +285

    You forgot property damage for the computer

    • @Mayo_Nayoo
      @Mayo_Nayoo 4 месяца назад +4

      True

    • @gabrielnavia-d3m
      @gabrielnavia-d3m 4 месяца назад +4

      i mean true

    • @Keithoboi
      @Keithoboi 4 месяца назад +2

      Wait, didn't he just make the whole computer countdown thing up to manipulate dipper?

    • @cacklebabygg6156
      @cacklebabygg6156 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Keithoboi the computer says it first

    • @Mayo_Nayoo
      @Mayo_Nayoo 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Keithoboi Nope he just took advantage of a situation

  • @FeelinLoose
    @FeelinLoose 4 месяца назад +7

    You could also argue that he harbored a fugitive or two with his “inter dimensional criminals and nightmares” he called his friends.

  • @TheEclipsia
    @TheEclipsia 4 месяца назад +134

    Bro got death just for his existance 😂😂😂

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +2

      No fair

    • @TheEclipsia
      @TheEclipsia 4 месяца назад

      @@Henry_Cassette_Man Arent you supposed to be banished or smth bill?

    • @vinnyconde
      @vinnyconde 4 месяца назад

      @@Henry_Cassette_ManI mean you did try weirdmageddon and kill your own parents and did cook this dimension.

    • @06MAN
      @06MAN 3 месяца назад

      ​@EternalFigGemini, maybe physically and spiritually yes, nothing implies he can't be banished digitally. After all, this is none other than Bill Cipher we're talking about. Dude is so powerful he can warp reality with a finger snap.

  • @ANTIPRANKOFFICIAL
    @ANTIPRANKOFFICIAL Месяц назад +2

    6:35 *it’s time*
    7:18 “I’ll die before I join you!” *TURNS INTO GOLD* … *backscratcher*

  • @Callum-subman
    @Callum-subman 4 месяца назад +60

    😂I thought Bill would have like nine deaf sentences but that’s like over 10 deaths sentence! my friend watches this show is probably going to be shocked that the results😅

    • @Callum-subman
      @Callum-subman 4 месяца назад +5

      😅😂You know someone’s terrible if their first ever crime is existing right guys?😂😅

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Callum-subman Yes

    • @Callum-subman
      @Callum-subman 4 месяца назад +2

      💀Okay, seriously, what just happened? How was he alive?!💀

  • @juanrivera2727
    @juanrivera2727 4 месяца назад +19

    4:24 the hypocrisy 💀

  • @C.A.M584
    @C.A.M584 4 месяца назад +23

    Wow I thought he would have more death sentences considering he also destroyed his own dimension and is currently plotting to escape from the Theraprism a place intended to Rehabilitate others like him including the Core from Amphibia he is also guilty of publishing a book in an attempt to corrupt the minds of its readers to help him start Wierdmageddon 2.0.

    • @User-FriendlyDuo
      @User-FriendlyDuo 14 дней назад

      Omg you're actually right... Never came to mind 😱

  • @B.O.Prod2763
    @B.O.Prod2763 4 месяца назад +8

    3:30 Fun Fact: In an interview, hirsch confirmed in an interview that the timer was an illusion created by Bill in order to get Dipper to agree to shake his hand with him & get access to his body, & thus, the 3rd journal

  • @SMG6-GlitchyBoi
    @SMG6-GlitchyBoi 4 месяца назад +231

    bro fr just charge Bill for existing 💀

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@moomo1346 including my parents.

    • @Azerci-g8e
      @Azerci-g8e 4 месяца назад +3

      I mean he did kill his parents and his dementon

    • @SigTheCat_Ho_salt
      @SigTheCat_Ho_salt 4 месяца назад

      @@Henry_Cassette_ManHi dorito

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад +2

      @@SigTheCat_Ho_salt call me dorito again and I'll show you what made McGucket want to forget so many times that drove him crazy

    • @Unnammed._
      @Unnammed._ 4 месяца назад

      He is a demon…

  • @wadd8813
    @wadd8813 4 месяца назад +21

    2:00 you can see Mabel as gross but with regular skin color. I love animation errors

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 4 месяца назад +1

      Also, look at dipper's eyes during the puppet episode when he says "I've been keeping an EYE ON YOU"
      That's another animation error

    • @theladiescallmesona
      @theladiescallmesona 2 месяца назад

      those aren't errors they're just frames to transition between two states

  • @swetylol
    @swetylol 4 месяца назад +32

    0:24 Prisoner: "how long have you been dead kid?"
    Bill: Just 11 months

  • @Alastor_the_radio_demon-h8u
    @Alastor_the_radio_demon-h8u 3 месяца назад +7

    9:11 I can’t unhear “you’re in the skibidi dungeon friendo”😭

    • @DudeOfClams
      @DudeOfClams 3 месяца назад

      Please no PLEASE NO 😭

  • @ChickenClack
    @ChickenClack 4 месяца назад +56

    00:07 existing=death

    • @QINGDynasty990
      @QINGDynasty990 3 месяца назад +2

      Why would you get a death sentence for existence

    • @Rolex_Joke
      @Rolex_Joke 3 месяца назад +5

      cuz hes a demon​@@QINGDynasty990

    • @06MAN
      @06MAN 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@QINGDynasty990, cuz Bill is just evil like that.

    • @AEVU-200
      @AEVU-200 3 месяца назад

      Bro got sentenced to death just for being summoned

    • @Novastar-playz
      @Novastar-playz 2 месяца назад

      Yup

  • @Kaydenjames1028
    @Kaydenjames1028 4 месяца назад +23

    1:35 This should count as property damage

  • @upshawgaming8494
    @upshawgaming8494 4 месяца назад +37

    I think bill cipher is now in the top 10 Villans with the highest charges

    • @Sonic2024freedomera
      @Sonic2024freedomera 4 месяца назад +7

      in death sentences?he is the second one

    • @SaulZamora-d6v
      @SaulZamora-d6v 4 месяца назад +7

      Yep, no one can beat the 2007 death sentences

    • @Henry_Cassette_Man
      @Henry_Cassette_Man 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SaulZamora-d6v from who exactly?

    • @06MAN
      @06MAN 3 месяца назад

      ​@user-sr7fb9od8u, what about 2008+ death sentences?

  • @paulandkylee6252
    @paulandkylee6252 4 месяца назад +25

    0:35: should this be replaced with "attempted savory" since it's impossible to possess someone in real life for obvious reasons

  • @ttime6907
    @ttime6907 4 месяца назад +87

    Nice! Animated Courtroom, yesterday Pixar announced that Inside Out 2 will be out for streaming on August 20, which means soon there will be an update of Anxiety being charged for her crimes.

  • @NoorAzhar-d7m
    @NoorAzhar-d7m 4 месяца назад +9

    One crime I think you forgot:bill killed his own parents

    • @User-FriendlyDuo
      @User-FriendlyDuo 14 дней назад

      Then he would have yet another life sentence

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 4 месяца назад +34

    12:24 the backwards speaking is him chanting to the AXOLOTL to have the chance to return. Witch craft again?

    • @ordinarylittlebastard3248
      @ordinarylittlebastard3248 Месяц назад

      Axolotl is above the laws of the universe, law is not valuable to it, so him agreeig to give Bill a chance of he survives theraprism is allowed

  • @Radioactive_Skittles
    @Radioactive_Skittles 4 месяца назад +18

    3:05 promoting gambling to a minor

  • @victormunoz5046
    @victormunoz5046 4 месяца назад +13

    One of the crimes should’ve been stocking because if he’s always watching them, that technically means that he’s stalking them

    • @liam.28
      @liam.28 4 месяца назад +2

      2:51

  • @GlitchiTheCat-x4h
    @GlitchiTheCat-x4h Месяц назад +1

    0:08 "Existing" BRUH DID HIM DIRTY💀

  • @aarondutsch5583
    @aarondutsch5583 4 месяца назад +7

    It was nice to know that stanily finally found what he was good at, and that was protecting his family and having fun with them 🥹😄

  • @Rylie-b6r
    @Rylie-b6r 4 месяца назад +15

    Bill: I GOTTEN AN DEATH SENTENCE FOR EXISTING? *Casually laughs and points* Your hilarious
    *Gets flinged into court*
    Bill is totally absolutely pure evil lmao. He could've killed billions of people. Bill is one of my fav villains out of the entire show, I was waiting for you to do Bill Cipher!
    Bill would totally be in prison forever based on the severity of the crimes he did.

  • @arifanrizkynanda3335
    @arifanrizkynanda3335 4 месяца назад +12

    If Ducktales 2017 Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (Glomgold, Beagle Boys, Magica De Spell, Mark Beaks, Lunaris, Don Karnage, Bradford and FOWL)
    If Star vs The Forces Of Evil Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (Ludo, Toffee, Meteora, And Mina)
    If Wander Over Yonder Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (Lord Hater, Lord Dominator, Commander Peepers, And Each Other)
    If Amphibia Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (Andrias, The Core/Darcy, Sasha, Grimes, Yunnan, and Each Other)
    If Owl House Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (Belos, Kikimora, Lilith, Odalia, Collector, Hunter/Golden Guard, Boscha, Terra, Adrian Graye, Warden Wrath, Jacob, and Tibbles)

  • @76Gh0st-e7d
    @76Gh0st-e7d 4 месяца назад +6

    You should also charge him with Mass Omnicide since he confesses that he destroyed his own dimension

  • @joshthehammerheadshark7350
    @joshthehammerheadshark7350 4 месяца назад +14

    9:17 bro just massacred his entire family...

  • @MikaWilsonplaysGT1
    @MikaWilsonplaysGT1 Месяц назад +1

    bill cipher serving this final sentence: "can't be worse than endless therapy and counseling"

  • @frogman562
    @frogman562 3 месяца назад +7

    10:35 standing heree i realizeeeee

  • @featheronwcuee
    @featheronwcuee Месяц назад +1

    Bill: *exists*
    Animated Courtroom: That's a death sentence for you

  • @anwenlokier2292
    @anwenlokier2292 4 месяца назад +8

    In my school vr game, Bill is a major threat . During the fight between him and the Knight, he injected a Nano bomb in Goalius neck as a baby and gave the detonator to Exogon which the next time he appears he only showed up as the Masters Agent and assisted after the Astro Duchess is injured which the wrose damage he did is burning out Goalius and almost killed him which the crimes are he getting are a holding a hostage, Conspiracy to commit Adventicide, attempted second degree murder, Aissited Terrorism, Genocide x 250, arson, attempted regicide and near species extinction (Goalius and the Tri Tian are the only known Triadians IN EXSISTENCES LEDT)

  • @B0az0n
    @B0az0n 4 месяца назад +26

    2:36 Doesn't this count as stalking?

    • @Lego_sun_wukong
      @Lego_sun_wukong 3 месяца назад +3

      I think it should

    • @Just_A_Red_Guy
      @Just_A_Red_Guy 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Lego_sun_wukong it does.

    • @Jellyselfhat
      @Jellyselfhat 3 месяца назад +1

      Bill: no no is just a watching not stalking!..
      Bill: they fucking know too much…

    • @EI81U22
      @EI81U22 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean he has eyes everywhere how can he not stalk them

    • @PhoenixBlazer111
      @PhoenixBlazer111 2 месяца назад

      I guess

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 4 месяца назад +5

    Technically, Bill getting a puppet and Dipper getting a hint WAS the agreement. (The hint coming later when Dipper found the words "McGucket Labs" on the laptop)

  • @mariia-the-therian24
    @mariia-the-therian24 Месяц назад +1

    im still so mad at them for not animating the fingers correctly… when stan and ford switched clothes like why couldnt they just animate one part of the glove without a finger in it😭

  • @Th4t1Weirdo
    @Th4t1Weirdo 3 месяца назад +8

    4:45 I wouldve counted Bill possessing and acting as Dipper as impersonation

  • @iwishyouluckandsavesbuddy
    @iwishyouluckandsavesbuddy Месяц назад +1

    IM MORE SCARED OF HOW ATTEMPTED SPIRIT POSSESION IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN CONSIDERED IN LAW

  • @mathewwatson-FireGem21
    @mathewwatson-FireGem21 4 месяца назад +43

    Woooo the Dorito is finally in court!

    • @ericadeas5458
      @ericadeas5458 4 месяца назад

      YAYYYYY, HE CAN NOW ROT!

    • @Harrisonm30
      @Harrisonm30 4 месяца назад

      He’s a cut pringals

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +1

      Don’t call him a dorito he gets very upset

    • @mathewwatson-FireGem21
      @mathewwatson-FireGem21 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nubbyboi6523 what if I call him a Fancy Dorito since look at him, got the Bowtie, top hat and everything! Even a cane

  • @Kingpig34563
    @Kingpig34563 4 месяца назад +2

    12:26 if you reverse this sene he says "A-X-A-L-O-T-L my time has come to burn, i invoke the ancient power that I may return..."

  • @ChinCat-Creates
    @ChinCat-Creates 4 месяца назад +6

    He’s gonna have to go to the Theraprism for that one.

  • @shaamprethikps5271
    @shaamprethikps5271 3 месяца назад +2

    0:07 first seconds in he’s already has a death sentence

  • @sdmist101
    @sdmist101 4 месяца назад +13

    and the worst part is that this isn’t his full list

  • @RangerOfDanger24
    @RangerOfDanger24 Месяц назад +1

    I like how he gave Bill a death sentence for just existing

  • @WarriorArtist2046
    @WarriorArtist2046 4 месяца назад +23

    Bill resisting arrest.

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 4 месяца назад

      He got arrested in real life by the reedsport police.

    • @3lPhantom
      @3lPhantom 4 месяца назад

      "You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak"

  • @BriellaWells
    @BriellaWells Месяц назад +2

    The fact Gideon had a longer sentence

  • @Camoroy0400
    @Camoroy0400 4 месяца назад +10

    Do you think you can do an Eric Cartman one, or is it technically impossible since he basically do chaotic mayhem in every episodes?

  • @ГлебСомов-в5т
    @ГлебСомов-в5т Месяц назад +1

    To me, it's the petrification, not mutilation. Because Bill turns people into the stones and Stanford (Not Stanlee Pines) into the gold. (Mutilation only harms the person's body.)

  • @KalciumClancy
    @KalciumClancy 3 месяца назад +4

    11:56 fun fact, if bill went thru all the way mabel wouldve died

  • @kelleyrobin2847
    @kelleyrobin2847 Месяц назад +1

    YOU should have gave him 1132 years for 1500 counts of false imprisonment

  • @Kilvieo
    @Kilvieo 4 месяца назад +10

    8:14 Time Baby isn't actually dead, so 'attempted murder' would be more accurate

    • @onlyforthelife4049
      @onlyforthelife4049 4 месяца назад +2

      Well, him not, But the Army sure do

    • @Miliwashere527
      @Miliwashere527 4 месяца назад

      YO TACO FROM II?!!?;?!!!?"'6-"7$7

    • @dragonkidd1644
      @dragonkidd1644 3 месяца назад

      @@onlyforthelife4049the army was just holograms

  • @TannerPitts2023
    @TannerPitts2023 4 месяца назад +9

    - GUILTY!!!!
    - for what?
    - Because you're literally a triangle?
    - What did you mean?
    - 12:48

  • @comadoof184
    @comadoof184 4 месяца назад +4

    Bill getting a Death Sentence for simply Existing 😂

  • @Shadow-x8u
    @Shadow-x8u 3 месяца назад +1

    10:57 definitely false imprisonment cuz Gideon was in a cage, also, bro got a death sentence for existing

  • @damjanscepanovic7483
    @damjanscepanovic7483 4 месяца назад +12

    2:25 Also Verbal Assualt

  • @CheeseWizard22
    @CheeseWizard22 4 месяца назад +13

    6:13: illegal immigration.

  • @bubbles_the_queen1578
    @bubbles_the_queen1578 3 месяца назад +7

    10:53 I don’t remember Gideon twerking 😭😭😭✌️💀

  • @EltomeiroJcbo
    @EltomeiroJcbo Месяц назад +1

    Why is nobody talking about the fact bill chiper is getting a death sentence for existing😂😂😂

  • @Suguru_Geto_jujutsu_kaisen
    @Suguru_Geto_jujutsu_kaisen 3 месяца назад +12

    so no one gonna talk about the roast he did 1:49

    • @tre4ygotbanned
      @tre4ygotbanned 3 месяца назад

      Wdym thats just bill

    • @joelisaac9394
      @joelisaac9394 3 месяца назад

      bruh, he “roasted” them (I wont explain cuz it wont make it funny anymore)

  • @Sezoj9
    @Sezoj9 Месяц назад +1

    8:13 POV: me when I stack 200 lasers in ppg and activate all of them against 50 humans

  • @Why-x7g
    @Why-x7g 4 месяца назад +12

    7:40 technically that's self defense on bills part

    • @JosephMaddoxJoyce
      @JosephMaddoxJoyce 4 месяца назад

      Bill is literally turning people into stone.

    • @Nooblo152
      @Nooblo152 3 месяца назад +1

      Actually dipper was technically the one using self defence cause bills kinda trying to end the world

    • @Why-x7g
      @Why-x7g 3 месяца назад

      @@Nooblo152 No, assignation which is what dipper was doing is considered illegal under international law so technically Bill had every right to defend himself.

    • @reixickzzz
      @reixickzzz 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Nooblo152not really, for it to be self defense your life has to be in danger in that same moment, bill wasn't doing anything to him yet, so it wasn't self defense

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 4 месяца назад +2

    It's heavily implied he took over entire universes previously. When the dimension starts to decay he moves to a new one. Everything he has tried to do in Gravity falls he has done before and succeeded.

  • @Jediluke719
    @Jediluke719 Месяц назад +3

    0:37 ItS hIm ItS tHe GuY

  • @jessicamccallum87
    @jessicamccallum87 Месяц назад +2

    My favorite dorito got a death sentence for existing

  • @yaboygrim5244
    @yaboygrim5244 4 месяца назад +4

    If they kill an animal, it’s not animal cruelty, it’s: “ANIMAL MURDER”!

    • @nubbyboi6523
      @nubbyboi6523 4 месяца назад +1

      Probably the same sentence or something

  • @BillCipher200
    @BillCipher200 4 месяца назад +1

    I love Bill just bouncing around at the beginning and the end of the sentence video.

  • @Godzilla-NES
    @Godzilla-NES 4 месяца назад +4

    Judge: you have been charged with three counts of existing

  • @V4LLYW4LLYinurwalls
    @V4LLYW4LLYinurwalls Месяц назад +1

    5:28 destruction of property

  • @Cubeytheawesome
    @Cubeytheawesome 4 месяца назад +3

    I feel like we all saw Bill getting therapy. It was bound to happen at some point.

  • @CallowYt
    @CallowYt 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro is a literal policeman now-
    Bill finna pay a big bill 🙏