Stan Pines once said...
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2022
- I meant to post this on Alex & Ariel's birthday, but making took longer than I thought it would. Then I went on vacation. But, hey, better late than never, right?
I've never done a video like this before. It was fun! Thanks for your submissions!
Clips:
1. • 🌲 gf clips for videos
2. • Grunkle Stan's Sacrifi...
3. • Playlist
4. • Gravity falls season 1...
Disclaimer: Gravity Falls is owned by Disney and Alex Hirsch. 
Развлечения
this man is a national treasure
Yes
*irratational
@NhanTNT I understood that reference 😏
when you can't steal the national treasure because the national treasure is you 🥺
True
You know, in hindsight, Stan talked about the apocalypse coming quite common. We know he listened to FM radio, but I wonder how much of that apocalypse prepping was because of Stanford’s journals and the portal.
am radio was what he listened to🙂
@@NerdOwlLover487 ah, sorry for the confusion
@@Jane_8319 it's okay :)
He 100% knew
+the fact that he tells Robbie to buy gold and that’s one of the things Bill would say! These might’ve been the journals’ influence!
"I put up with this pig the entire summer, now it's your parents turn"
followed by the bus driver telling him animals aren't allowed on, and him pulling out his brass knuckles, is still one of my favorite moments.
for his neutral special, ford wields
for his neutral special, ford wields
@@dusaprukiyathan1613 *GUN*
@@Daughters_Of_Chaos why did my reply send twice oof
and Stanley's gun, don't forget the Brothers Protection Agency (BPA)
''yes, YES. Burn the child'' and ''The tax collector! You found me!'' are two of my favorite Stan lines
MONEYYYYY!!!!!!!
Mine has to be “because I regularly commit massive tax fraud!” Plus the “kids laughing. laughing at their gruncle” kills me💀
@@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700 My favorite quote from him wearing the truth teeth is "I scratch myself aggressively in places I shouldn't mention" 😭😭😭
"KIDSS!!! I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE AND I REFUSE TO STAND UP!" Stan is mood
You’re mood
And yet eventually gets up for ice cream
It's hard to pick a favorite stan line when they're all this good.
YES.
That’s true but the ones I quote the most is “He may be little but he has big plans”, “Stan vac, it sucks more than anything!”, and “But her is getting better!”
@@cailieisidro5758 I like “it will not give you rashes; I repeat, it will NOT give you rashes! … it gave you rashes.”
@@gavinbrown216 "JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN," "I'm giving none of this to charity," and "road safety laws, PREPARE TO BE IGNORED" are my favorite ones to quote
im a big fan of “Darn beautiful men,always eating out of my trash… wait what?”
"Grunkle Stan, are you blindfolded too?"
"Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?"
Legitimately one of my favorite lines in existence.
Same
What about this one
-----------------------------
It's really straight
I read this right as he said that
* Crashes through roadblock.
"I'm Stan and I was Wrong, I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song"
"I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance"
@@amandapanda5087 DO THE KICK
Mabel- "JAZZIER!!!"
I think Ford should see that clip.
@@chloeelder4635 Mabel- DO THE KICKS
"Some people say it's wrong for a man to love a wax replica of himself."
"I, uh, couldn't find the remote."
"That's why I'm so hard on Dipper. So when the world fights him, he fights back."
"Heh, fighting back :)"
"You know, I can still drop you."
"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"
"What the H??"
"I'm gonna smother 'em with fun!"
"Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you."
"Welp, this is gettin' weird."
"Or maybe these rare photos of American Presidents?"
"Shh, stress will make you chewy."
"Here, sweetie, blow something up for your Grunkle Stan."
Just some honorable mentions of my favorite Stan lines
Nevermind about that, besides, he's like a walking pile of iconic quotes
Nothing is wrong, my friend. Nothing is wrong.
"When theres no cops around ANYTHINGS legal!"
Still quotable to this day
And if there are cops don't forget to bring your doctor note for your seeing eye bear xD
« Everything’s legal in Jersey, as long as you don’t get caught » - some quote my dad used to say a lot
My favorite stan line will always be the hysterical "MONEYYYYYYYY"
Yes that makes me laugh so hard every time I watch that episodes!
Today I learned that morality is relative.
MONEEEEEEYYYY
"Children fighting, I can sell this!"
“Kids, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than ford”
“Man wants his privacy, I can respect that, *throws grappling hook over gate* , welp, everyone over the fence”
“That’s what I’m saying, AAUGH, *throws tv out the window* , I, uh, couldn’t find the remote
You had your chance at the cotillion, you!!
@@TheRealA-Train THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'! AAAAAAUGH!!!
“I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!”
“He’s a pathetic wimp. No one wants to be around him. That’s what they said about me”
I feel so bad for him :(((
Yeah that part was sad
You’re a pathetic wimp. No one wants to be around you. Thats what they said about you
@@ellianaeubanks9896 yeah lmao
“Can I please have my hands back? There’s a very important gesture I like to show you”
*Welcome back to “YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!”*
Also I love that the hand witch was wearing the Masters robe from "Manos": Hands of Fate.
0:47 I just realized, Stan owns ten guns yet still predominantly uses brass knuckles or a baseball bat for some reason. Was he lying about the guns? Did he forget he had them? These are questions that may never be answered.
Didn’t you hear him? The guns are exclusively for ladder-related emergencies.
@@chasepyle6168 Exactly
How can he wield 10 guns at once?
@@wingnightbackwards he could do atleast 3 if he can get his tongue to pull the trigger
Just because he owns guns doesn’t mean he prefers them. Besides, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were actually Stanford’s and they are more high tech than he can use in a pinch.
Definitely secretly the funniest character on the show
What about Soos?
@@jeremyusreevu237 I'm sorry but Stan has always been the comedy goat
Definitely not secretly. Grunkle stan is comedy gold
In terms of comedy, Stanley is as subtle as throwing a brick to a window, and we love him for his crazy lines and actions.
Agreed he's the best part
"Yes, yes, burn the child" will never fail to make me laugh.
" when life gives you lemons, you call 'em yellow oranges and you sell them for double price! "
0:14 I love how S&P let this go through, but refused to let the summerween party flyer say "bottles will be spun"
Funny that Alex Hirsh saw this, and so replaced that part of the flyer with "Not S&P" approved and THAT got approrved
That's always bothered me!! Why let Stan say it in that episode, but have it removed in another?
@@sav.was.here. I suppose it's one game versus a totally real makeout party
This was an early episode ,probably before it got popular and they decided to be stricter with censorship
S and P? 😅
'"Not S&P Approved' has been S&P approved" is the greatest sentence in the English language.
“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
-Stan Pines
One of my favourite Stan quotes will always be
“The man wants his privacy. I can respect that”
*Proceeds to climb over the fence*
"Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything"
I really need to work on that
“I repeat, the Rip-Off won’t give you rashes.”
“. . . It gave you rashes.”
"That's the Sham Total! It's a total sham."
Love the scene with Stan's pitchforks too! 😂
3:31 Part of the "Uncle Code"
4:33 I find it kinda cool yet weird that Bill cipher mentions buying gold and its something Stan brings up too . Nice little detail and just found it kinda funky
I find it funny when Stan's pupils go opposite ways at random times
I find it funny when your pupils go opposite ways at random times
@@ellianaeubanks9896 bro whats your issue istg
“There is absolutely NOTHING about this that I understand.”
“After All these years, I finally have them all.”
“He’s family.. he won’t bite..”
“Eanie Meanie Mineie.. YOU.”
“Can it Poindexter.”
“Looks like you’re at the creepy age where you stare at girls.”
“Tryin WAY to hard, -50 Suck-Up points.”
“Now to wait 15 hours until the pool opens in the morning………. This was a good plan.”
Can you do another video of this stuff please?
“A gambler never reveals their secrets.”
“Woah lady, that’s one ugly baby!”
Edit: thank you for all of the likes
I might, it was really fun!
@@sav.was.here. thank you
Interesting that "Eenie Meanie Miney You" is shared by both Stanley and Bill.
@@TheMultiGamerOfficial that's the one I heard in my head
@@TheMultiGamerOfficial didn’t actually notice that
4:37
“$20? I’ll just take them when you’re not looking.”
“What?”
“I said I was gonna rob you.”
Definitely my top 5 favorite Stan lines
This is the only collection of his that I have seen that doesn’t end with him beating Bill. Respect for that.
“Everything I cared about. Its all for this family”
Did they really slip this past us
“When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!” Is one I still use frequently
“You kids were a nuisance this whole summer.”
*hugs dipper and mable while crying*
God I love grunkle Stan
I forget how funny Grunkle Stan was 😂 I mean, the whole show is hilarious, but Stan really delivers the humor that even older audiences enjoy
2:32 Lord of the Flies reference
1:46 LOL! I love the way he said that.
Road safety laws, prepare to be IGNORED!🤣❤️
1:47
when you’re a kid you think Soos and Mable are the gems of this show, when you’re an adult you realize Dipper and Stan are the gems of this show and that Soos is sadly just relatable
To be fair though, everyone in this show are their own unique gems and I love all of them 😌✨✨
0:05Stan predicted Weirdmageddon
*While running by, grabbing as much as he can*
"MONEEEEEYYYYY!"
“MONEY!!!!!” made me actually laugh out loud, therefore, I can say, 4:02lol
To be fair that's a fairly appropriate response to seeing a literal heap of gold and jewels
4:03
Ford staring into the void:
2:41 i thought this wasnt from gravity falls
4:50 *WHEEZING SOUND*
Stan: Here ya go sweetie, set something on fire for me
Mable : I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!
Stan: what is that? A ladybug?
(Same episode too)
And
Stan: it took him... It took waddles...
Also Stan: good news, you're getting a puppy!
THE role model for anyone
0:58 ok Mr White
ugh, Walter White is such a prick.
“What is that, a woodpecker?-“
Proceeds to crash through trees
2:18 didn't the Al Bundy said something like that
- ...did you missed me ?
- With every bullet so far...
i can’t believe it’s been 10 years since this amazing show was created. one of the bests ever imo and i still watch it on a daily basis. my sister and i have like every single line memorized loll
I will never not laugh hysterically when I hear "her aim is getting better." Idk why, but the way he says it got me dying
"No te preocupas! Vamos! Vamos!"
"BEHOLD! The Sascrotch"
"I'd fire all of you if I could"
"Here we have rock that looks like a face rock
a rock that looks like a face"
Does it look like a rock?
@@bethanyscarbrough3416 No it looks like a face
@@KookieKing700 is it a face?
@@bethanyscarbrough3416 No it's a rock that looks like a face
2:06 "what is that a woodpecker?" *dies*
2:00 me and my friends going somewhere and they let me drive 💀
3:01 without context that sounds so wrong
It would be worse if he said a van
I feel like his final words to Bill would have been a good place to end the video.
Grunkle Stan is literally the master of quotes.
0:22 my dad on RUclips
“Don’t think just because I have amnesia that I’m gonna give you a raise Soos”
I live by 1:15
"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?" Is my favorite line ever😂
My favorite part about Stan's hysterical "MONEY!!!!" scene is how Ford's just staring into the distance, completely still, not even reacting to him like the others did.
Can we just talk about how he predicted the apocalypse
Thanks for including my comment :)
I know right! And no problem :)
One of my favorite Stan lines is, “Do you mean crimes in general, or just the specific ones committed by m-“
God, I didn't realize just how many God tier quotes he had
“I’m giving none of this to charity” BROOO😭
Some of my favorite Grunkle Stan quotes:
"After all these years, finally, I have them all!"
"Children fighting! I can sell this!"
"When there's no cop's around, anything is legal"
"MONEEEEYYYY!!!!"
"Yes, yes burn the child!"
"Teach kids swears, that'll bring 'em into the real world!"
"Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!"
"Wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real! SON OF A-"
And finally, my all time favorite:
"My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!!"
3:39 BRUH THIS HAS TO BE MEANT DIFFERENT THEN I THINK LMAO
These are more out of context than gravity falls out of context
Loved the vid
Stan is one of my favorite characters.
When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal
“That’s right, these pins are hidden cameras, and my hearing aid was picking up the feedback. Who’s the fraud now?”
“Wait, wait stop everything! I’ve got something to say!”
“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
“It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has *big plans.*”
“He’s really comin’ along. When push comes to shove, I’m actually proud of him. Just don’t ever tell him that. His head’s big enough as it is.”
“All right, maybe I haven’t been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we’re gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?”
“Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?”
Kids! I can’t find the remote and I refuse to stand up!”
“Just ten minutes, without this pig in the house. Is that so much to ask?”
That is all his quotes I remember
"Sorry Stan, you've got a flight to catch." "Oh yeah? _So do you."_
I swear “Put ‘em on an island and make them fight for dominance! Also teach kids swears” is a Lord of the Flies reference
0:52 is straigt out of breaking bad
One of my favourite quotes from Stan is “I’ll grammar Stanley you!”
“Doo doo do, this is the driving song, can’t really see where i’m going.”
“It’s like coffee and nightmares had a baby” - my favorite stan quote
"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
"Heh..fighting back."
"Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but I think I got some of my hair in them."
"FROM HECK'S HEART, I STAB AT THEEE!!"
This is honestly the first time I did one of these. Good work on it
:)
"Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine..."
"TO THE HOSPITAL HONEY PANTS!!!"
the fact im watching this with the sound off but can still hear stan 😭😭
People forgot a few good ones.
"I'm gonna have to use my old man powers"
"In my day, zeppelins fell from the sky like raindrops"
The scene with Stan's belly in Dreamscaperers
OMG. I forgot about that belly scene in Dreamscaperers. That is 1 of the FUNNIEST scenes in Gravity falls. Thank you Kind Random person on the internett! :D o7
“Shhh shhh! Stress will make you chewy.”
"Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger, to stay in this crazy game called life."
I seriously want this on a T-shirt, something about it sounds so relatable.
Literally everything that comes out of this man’s mouth is gold.
3:39 how the hell did they get away with that!? Jesus Christ this show has so many funny adult jokes
I feel like everyone in The pines family has a talent of being hilarious and making the viewers laugh the shit out of ourselves by their lines 🤣😂😆
"Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face" !
“I have a certain ‘gesture’ I’d like to share with you”
"you know what? being loved is overrated."
*"BUT FEAR IS PRICELESS!"*
My dad said that gruntled Stan was his spirit animal… I agree
truly quotes to live by
Honestly, every single line from Stan is iconic in some form, it'd be hard to find a quote that CAN'T be put in a video!
"We'd have to break in and- JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!"
Haha the ladder joke never gets old . 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 years and still we can’t get over it. Proof that it was an amazing serie.
“If you come home talking like them your dead to me, DEAD TO ME!”
You forgot my favourite one. “Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child!”
Coming across this video a year later only to find that I have in fact made it into said video (3:19) has brought me more joy than you can imagine. Thanks a bunch, Sav!
🥰
I like seeing and hearing the upper-lower case mixture
Gruncle of a year